Florence: Well, hello dear viewers!
PumpKingKing: Pfft, just save us the niceties and get on with it. I'm getting bored.
Florence: Well alright then, you don't need to be rude. Last episode, the teams were made and named! Team M'kay? lost last episode, so now two members will be leaving the show! I'm your host;
PumpKingKing: And I'm your co-host (Who's better in every way).
Both: And this is WOLF: The Second Serving.
...
Florence: Well? How does it feel being the first team up for elimination in the season?
An Average White CIS Straight Man: It feels really strange, I've never competed in a competition show before.
Gregory: Well it would've been avoidable if *someone* didn't mess up our team name!
Mr. Mackey: Well it's not my fault, mkay? You all refuse to listen or give any sort of ideas. It hurts my feelings that you all would treat me like this, mkay?
Nick Valentine: Maybe don't pick on the guy with the speech impediment. You are a child after all, a fella like you should show some respect.
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Doctor Reflex: Yeah! He really needs to check his behavior!
the instrumental for Respectless begins to play*
Codsworth: I agree. Nobody should speak to their elders that way.
PumpKingKing: Do you guys *really* want to do this right now?
Valentino: Let us show the results, so that you all can see how much the viewers love me.
Florence: The first people safe with two votes each, are Codsworth and Mr. Mackey.
Codsworth: I do say, is there by chance any reward for safety?
PumpKingKing: No.
Gregory: You're kidding me! The one guy who cost us the challenge is tied for first safe? He's a walking liability!
Nick Valentine: Says the little mister 3 foot loose lips over here. If I didn't know any better I'd vote you out myself.
Florence: Next, Gregory, with only 2 votes!
Sad Sponge: He really didn't deserve it.
PumpKingKing: We have a tie for 3 votes, being Nick Valentine and the absolutely normal white guy.
An Average White CIS Straight Man: Oh yeah!
Nick Valentine: Well, at least I'm not the first boot.
Sad Sponge: Wait...
Doctor Reflex: Oh no! There's only 3 of us! If I get eliminated, who will give the checkups?!?!
Valentino: They must have voted for me thinking it was vote to save, silly viewers. Truly a rookie mistake.
PumpKingKing: Only one safe spot remains between you three losers.
Florence: Two of you are engaged in a tie, while the other has double the vote count of the others.
mass suspense*
PumpKingKing: Valentino?
Valentino: I assume you're telling me I survived the tie.
PumpKingKing: No. You got 8 votes. You're the first elimination.
Valentino's face drops, and he's stuck in a shocked trance*
Florence: Now that we've got that out of the way, let's get into the tie. Sad Sponge, the season 1 winner, versus Doctor Reflex, someone who was voted for seemingly no reason. But who survives-?
PumpKingKing: Yeah it's Doctor Reflex lmao. Sad Sponge is out.
Florence: Oh, come on! Let me be suspenseful!
Sad Sponge: Oh no... I can't believe it.
Doctor Reflex: Phew! That's unfortunate for the sponge thing, but I'm still here!!!
PumpKingKing: Any last words, either of you?
Valentino is still in the same shocked pose as before*
Sad Sponge: Aw man, I'm so sad about being eliminated this early. I wish I could've done more. But, I still won season 1, so it's fine. Tell Lucifer I believe in him, and to win for me-
PumpKingKing: Okay, too much chatter.
He begins to make them hover in the air, and spawns a giant scrapbook, then opens it*
Sad Sponge: What are you doing with the book?
Florence: PKK-!
PumpKingKing: Relax, it'll be funny.
He puts them to where the book would crush them if it closes, then closes the book and opens it again, revealing that they've been turned into drawings in the book*
Codsworth: Oh, great heavens!
Nick Valentine: Well that's certainly something.
Everyone on the team looks in either astonishment or fear*
Florence: ...WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!
PumpKingKing: This is how we're eliminating people now! Deal with it.
Florence: Ughh...
Cherri: Hey boss man, me and these guys will have some time before the next challenge, right?
Florence: A little, yes.
PumpKingKing: Oh yeah, Lucifer, before I trapped your friend in a book he told me that he hopes you win, even though it's impossible imo. But whatever.
Lucifer: That's nice of him, but why the hell did you trap him in a book? That's inhumane!
PumpKingKing: Well, it was funny, so I did it.
Mike: Yeah, you're all gonna have to get used to this.
Peter Griffin: Boy, this pumpkin guy reminds me of something. I can't remember...
Squidward: Good, please don't.
James: Aw man, those fries look delicious!
Fries: HEY! Stay away from my fries!
James: OH SHOOT! Sorry, but I wasn't talking about yours. Look over there!
he points over to the kitchen, where Xavier can be seen frying them in oil*
Fries: Oh. Well in that case, I'll go get some of those!
Zoidberg: Yay, cannibalism!
Alien Cat: ℍ, ℇ ℇ ℇℇ ℇℇ.
Bubble: What are humans?
Michael: Wait, you can understand that thing? I shouldn't be surprised...
Karen: Excuse me?!?! That's discrimination!!!! You're gonna get jail time!
Michael: ...
he stabs her in plain sight and she falls to the floor Peter Griffin style*
Peter Griffin: Oh yeah, I remember it now! I was supposed to-
Peter gets shot by Angel before he can commence a cutaway*
Cherri: Yeah, you go bitch!
Charlie: OH MY GOD! WHY???
Death: What an act of dominance.
Bender: Let's talk about something else, like taxes. Or robot taxes. Or beer.
Fry: Beer sounds good.
Lizzy: Someone said they wanted beer?
Bender: Yeah, right here.
Lizzy: Alright then, all of you beer drinkers come with me.
Cherri: Alright bitches, see ya! You know where I am if you need me.
Bender, Fry, Scout, Cherri, Star-Lord, Peter Griffin and Adam go with them*
Charlie: Angel, why didn't you go with her?
Angel: Eh, I need'a cut that habit anyways. Tryin' to focus on somethin' rather than alcohol or drugs.
after a few rounds of alcohol, and even some drunken games of darts*
Bender: This is the life. Hey waiter, gimme another one!
Lizzy: Coming right up.
everyone but Bender have a slur in their voices*
Fry: You know Bender, I wouldn't rather have another buddy than you.
Cherri throws a dart, and it lands perfectly in the center*
Scout: Oh ho, that was good!
Cherri: Of course it was, I'm doing it!
Adam: I don't even like you, but... this is actually fun.
Star-Lord: Sometimes, getting screwed up is exactly what you need...
Peter Griffin: I was gonna do a cutaway, but I can't even remember anything.
Lizzy: Okay, I think you all have had enough drinks. You're fucking hammered, all of you, except for the robot.
Bender: Oh yeah, more drinks!
Scout passes out and falls onto the floor immediately after throwing a dart*
Cherri: Ohhhh, there's our first little pussy passed out!
Star-Lord: Kind of ironic that you're using that word, since you're the only person who has one of those, I think...
Cherri: Okay, normally, I would be *super* offended, but I think I may be shitfaced so it's whatever.
Peter Griffin: Holy crap, remember the challenge? It's gonna start before we can even sober up!
Adam: It'll be fine, our teams can manage without us.
Bender: Hey, wanna play truth or dare?
Fry: I'd be careful guys, the dares that Bender gives get really weird.
Star-Lord: Aw come on, what's the worst that can happen?
Meanwhile...*
Florence: It is time for the next challenge!
PumpKingKing: Yeah, I got really bored, so I'm gonna kill you guys. You all must hide somewhere in this hotel.
Florence: The first team to be fully annihilated loses! Start the counter, and run for your lives!
PumpKingKing: I'm gonna find you!!!!!!!!
panic encloses upon the main group of contestants, as they scramble for a hiding spot*
Angel: Hey, let's just take that elevator.
Lucifer: Huh. Who knew such a simple idea could be such a good one?
PumpKingKing: Well Non-existy, I do have to say that's a really good hiding spot, but I still found you.
Non-existy is killed by PKK*
PumpKingKing: Time to pick off the stragglers.
He kills Molly, Bubble, Elon Musk, Alien Cat and Dan Pro*
PumpKingKing: I hear some commotion in the bar...
He hovers in and sees the 7 drunken contestants*
PumpKingKing: Well, this is quite the party.
Bender: Yep, it's been booze, darts, and flirting. Mostly with Fry's desperate ass.
Star-Lord: He wants to "spend the night" with this cyclops. Which, I've tapped worse, but it goes to show a man's desperation.
Cherri: I'm down, I'm too fucked up to refuse an offer like this.
Fry: Woohoo!
PumpKingKing: Heh, what horrible timing to try to get laid.
He walks up and snaps Peter Griffin's neck*
Peter Griffin: Ow. *dies*
Cherri: Aw man, let me guess. You're gonna kill us too.
PumpKingKing: Yep. Run. Now.
Bender: Nah, just kill me.
The PumpKingKing walks over and kills Bender, Fry, Cherri, Star-Lord, and Adam*
PumpKingKing: I think Scout is dead already, so I won't even bother.
after he leaves the room, Scout gets up*
Scout: Holy crap, that was so close!
In Kinger's bedroom...*
Karen: This challenge is illegal! It is literally murder!!!
Donkey Kong: You need to stop with these laws. Just embrace the game!
Lollipop: Oh *please* why would anyone want to "embrace" a show like this? Even Four did a better job.
Doofenshmirtz: I thought that the robot did a pretty good job, but I haven't seen enough of the pumpkin person to know.
Kinger: Don't you think maybe we should be quiet? We wouldn't want to alert the giant anteaters.
James: What-?
Three knocks occur, and are repeated multiple times increasing in intensity*
Doofenshmirtz: Speaking of the pumpkin guy-
The door slams off of the hinges*
PumpKingKing: *with a psychopathic demeanor* Hello!
BFDI scream*
Donkey Kong: RUN!
PumpKingKing kills Doofenshmirtz, Karen, and Lollipop while Donkey Kong, Kinger and James run*
Kinger: I wonder when this game of tag will end!
James: Does he not know?!?!
Donkey Kong: He doesn't know.
Dead:
Non-existy
Molly
Bubble
Elon Musk
Alien Cat
Dan Pro
Peter Griffin
Bender
Fry
Cherri Bomb
Star-Lord
Adam
Doofenshmirtz
Karen
Lollipop
Alive:
Kill Yourself!:
Death
Scout
Donkey Kong
Sunshine and Rainbows:
Angel Dust
Charlie Morningstar
Lucifer Morningstar
Mike
Zooble
Kinger
M'kay?:
Codsworth
Nick Valentine
Gregory
An Average White CIS Straight Man
Mr. Mackey
:
Michael
Springtrap
Thanos
Mr. SYS
The Prestigious Protectors:
Mr. Krabs
Squidward
Kronk
Fries
Wario
James Parker
Zoidberg
The Lorax
Party Time!:
Spinel
Godzilla
Vanessa
Pinkie Pie*
PumpKingKing: Eh, let's go find the protectors now.
He teleports near them*
Wario: Why don't we just-a face this threat head on?
Fries: Are you crazy?!?! We would die!
Mr. Krabs: Although I hate to say it, we don't stand much of a chance against that man.
Squidward: Oh, you hate to say that we can't stand up to someone who's basically a deity?
The Lorax: Listen man, I'm just going along with this. I have no idea what's going on here, and I don't want to know.
Kronk: Huh, that's weird. Just got a chill up my spine. Reminds me of a rotten cheese sandwich I ate once.
Zoidberg: I am so glad that all seven of us are safe. It makes me happier than a sandwich ever could, even to have friends!
Fries: Seven? Wait a minute... Where's the spider kid? He's missing!
Squidward: He's probably dead.
PumpKingKing stealthily kills Wario before charging the others*
Mr. Krabs: ABANDON SHIP!
PKK manages to kill Squidward, Zoidberg, and The Lorax while the others run*
Kronk: I think we should fight back, our muscle should be enough. Face me, gourd!
PumpKingKing: You're a little bit silly. I like your spunk.
Kronk gets snapped in half*
Fries: We can't win! Fall back!
Mr. Krabs: C'mon boy, catch up!
Fries: I'm trying-
His words morph to a scream as PKK turns him into a polygonal mass*
Mr. Krabs: No!
Krabs manages to hide long enough for PKK to target another team*
Mr. Krabs: Phew... I wonder if that boy survived.
The PumpKingKing teleports into the upper room where most of the team Sunshine and Rainbows are hiding*
Zooble: We got company.
Angel: I ain't havin' this! You probably already killed Cherri too! You ain't gettin' me!
He opens fire on PKK while the others run*
PumpKingKing: Haha, that did basically nothing! *But now I'm mad.*
He snaps and Angel instantly turns to ash while Charlie looks in horror*
Charlie: NOOOOOO!!!
Mike: We gotta go, he's pissed.
Lucifer: ELEVATOR! ELEVATOR! ELEVATOR!!!
He mashes the call button on the elevator before it finally gets to where they are*
Charlie: GET IN!
Lucifer, Charlie and Mike get in, while Zooble serves as bait*
Zooble: Hey you! You stink!
...
PumpKingKing's expression turns from agitation to pure rage*
PumpKingKing: C'MERE!
Zooble: Go, you don't have much time.
Lucifer: Your sacrifice will be remembered.
PKK morphs Zooble over and over until they're simply a puddle on the floor*
PumpKingKing: Rats, the others got away! Oh well!
teleport*
PumpKingKing: A reminder to you all that the teams are running thin, and we will soon have a loser!
Codsworth: I... I don't feel... good...
he begins to short circuit before burning out*
Nick Valentine: I'm here for 'ya buddy... Damn.
Gregory: He just died! Just like that!
An Average White CIS Straight Man: Oh well. I guess I'll die too.
death*
Death: Hey, he wasn't supposed to die yet... Oh well.
PKK teleports near the team Party Time!*
Godzilla: *roars with dominance*
Spinel: What do *you* want? You're probably just gonna kill us right here!
Pinkie Pie: Why would he kill us? He seems so nice! I held I party for him once too!
Vanessa: We're screwed...
PumpKingKing: I only want one of you.
He kills Godzilla somehow*
PumpKingKing: Byeeeeeeeeeee-
poof*
Spinel: Well that was weird...
Dead:
Non-existy
Molly
Bubble
Elon Musk
Alien Cat
Dan Pro
Peter Griffin
Bender
Fry
Cherri Bomb
Star-Lord
Adam
Doofenshmirtz
Karen
Lollipop
Wario
Squidward
Zoidberg
The Lorax
Kronk
Fries
Angel Dust
Zooble
Codsworth
An Average White CIS Straight Man
Godzilla
Alive:
Kill Yourself!:
Death
Scout
Donkey Kong
Sunshine and Rainbows:
Charlie Morningstar
Lucifer Morningstar
Mike
Kinger
M'kay?:
Nick Valentine
Gregory
Mr. Mackey
:
Michael
Springtrap
Thanos
Mr. SYS
The Prestigious Protectors:
Mr. Krabs
James Parker
Party Time!:
Spinel
Vanessa
Pinkie Pie*
Michael: I have a devious idea...
Mr. SYS: And what would that idea be, my unbeatable leader?
Michael: Oh, you know...
...
Michael: PKK! KILL US! RIGHT NOW!
Thanos: What a foolish decision... There is nothing we can do now.
pop*
PumpKingKing: Oh really? Okay.
He morphs Thanos and Springtrap, showing off his power*
Michael: Okay, I have it from here pendejo.
PumpKingKing: That's rude. But okay, bye.
Michael: Time to die!
Mr. SYS: I do understand if that is what you require, but why?
Michael: If I eliminate the filler people right now, the good competitors can shine more. And so can I...
He pulls a gun out of nowhere and kills Mr. SYS, then himself*
PumpKingKing: And is up for elimination. Viewers, vote for any number of these people to be eliminated. Two of them will leave the show. So long, suckers.