WELCOME EVERYONE TO THE TWENTY THIRD EDITION OF MY KICK-ASS STORY, KNOWN SIMPLY AS: THE BATTLE CATS: X! BASED OFF OF THE ICONIC MOBILE GAME. I HOPE YOU ENJOY!
Over in Greece, two unidentifiable Cats are being tied up and hanging from a rope inside of a building. They both seem mortified for their lives as they look at the people who have captured them, it turns out, they are inside of the Enemy Base! Because Pigge and Those Guys are bringing bread and water to them. The enemies approach them and perform a "good cop, bad cop" like confrontation.
Pigge: Okay, let me ask you this once. That's to get it over with for the both of us. I have been binging my favorite soap, and now I have to confront you instead of watching it live. I have to...she gags in disgust...record it! The question is: Are you affiliated with these people? she shows a picture of The Battle Act to the Cats, before they speak up
???? ??? ?: We don't know who they are. I'm sorry for getting in the way, we were just going for a walk, a- gets interrupted by That Guy C
That Guy C: Don't worry, we got this! You watch your show, and find out which teenager got pregnant and who got shot! he shoves Pigge away
That Guy A: Now, you're our business! he grins before slamming his fists onto the table between them DO YOU KNOW THESE PEOPLE OR NOT!?
???? ??? ?: the other Cat No...I don't know who any of those people are...quit pressuring me!
That Guy B: Why do I have a feeling that you are lying to my FACE!? he growls as he holds up the sheet of The Battle Act to their faces
Suddenly, footsteps arrive, a large, red figure shows off his arm as he slams it into the interrogation room. Everyone looks at them in fear.
??? ????: GET ALL THE INFORMATION WE NEED! THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS COULD BE SPIES FOR ALL WE KNOW! We are expecting The Battle Act to arrive at any time, we do not know when they'll arrive or how. So get as much dirt out of them as possible! We'll need it.
That Guy C: ON IT, Sir Seal! We will get as much information out of these Cats as physically possible. We won't leave them alone until you're satisfied, Sir Seal sir!
Sir Seal: Good... that is why I can count on you three! You Guys fight dirty, and you don't show any mercy to any enemies we encounter. But recently they have been managing to obtain every treasure since Korea. And they aren't just going for the superior treasure like usual, no, they are grabbing all three variants somehow! Do you three have any possible idea on why that may be? he approaches and goes inside the room, he glares at Those Guys and the hanging Cats Pigge is my number two, well, four! Not only is she red like me, she can fight too! She isn't afraid to show any disrespect towards these enemies, which is a skill I am really happy for her to have! That is primarily the reason I brought you four here. To assist me with taking down that HUMAN! And I have my suspicions that these two Cats are associated with The Battle Cats association!
That Guy B: Yeah, don't worry about us! We will get these Cats right here to give us the information we need! Isn't that right, guys? Now, give us your names, or you'll be beaten up whenever you refuse! he cracks his stick knuckles
???? ???? simultaneously: We're Bean Cats. they cower in fear
Bean Cat L: We don't want to cause any trouble for you, Sir Seal sir!
Bean Cat R: We apologize for any inconvenience caused by our appearances.
Sir Seal: Is that so? he grins menacingly I suppose that only means you two are innocent little guys. Playing around in a bean pod. he strokes his fore flipper across theirs heads I DOUBT IT! he slaps them both in the face We will get to the bottom of this! You Guys, watch them while I'm gone. he exits and slams the door behind him
Those Guys simultaneously: YES, SIR SEAL SIR! they salute childishly before keeping a good eye on them DON'T YOU DARE MOVE.
Sir Seal makes it outside of the Enemy Base, he already sees The Cat Base set up right in front of him. He knocks on the door loudly, the door is opened up by Bob, he checks him out and he seems caught off guard. He eventually speaks up.
Bob: Who the actual hell are you supposed to be? he groans as he just woke up, all the Cats are still asleep
Sir Seal: ARE YOU BOB BY ANY CHANCE? he shoves him as he makes his way inside I heard a lot about you, and what youmanage to do for The Battle Act. he snarls as he continues to shove his way at Bob's face
Bob: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW MY NAME? he stumbles as he looks at him in concern Jesus Cristo! (Jesus Christ!)
Sir Seal: Trust me, I know everything about you. THOSE GUYS TOLD ME ALL THE INFORMATION I NEED! he holds up the picture showing Bob no need for an introduction, I know your name is Roberto Mourinho Jablovskyy, I know you go by Bob, I know you're 16, I know you're not from here, I know you come from Lisbon where your mother sent you on a boat to some disciplinary camp in North Korea, I know that same boat went on the wrong currents, I KNOW YOU ARE PART OF THE BATTLE ACT FOR TWENTY THREE CONSECUTIVE DAYS! he growls
Bob: Wait a second... he does a quick think You're...that boss fight we're facing today! he pushes him out of the Cat Base
Cat: Ugh, Bob, what the actual hell are you doing up s- he looks to see Sir Seal OH MY GOD IT'S SIR SEAL! he rushes to everyone's room Guys, wake up, it's Sir Seal, he's inside The Cat Base.
Bob: Sir Seal, huh? he flicks his toothpick Tell me about yourself since you're so smart and shit. But make it quick, I'm kicking your ass out of the Cat Base.
Sir Seal: I suppose it's the reasonable thing to do. I am Sir Seal of the Seaside. I came to the big city of Tokyo to get some recognition and fame! I was not given a lot of attention from the natives, so I painted my body red, now they love me and KNOW who their master is. he smirks cockily I may be vulnerable to anti-Red attacks, but I can fight against them easily! I have powerful area attack, high health, and decent speed! Exactly the same as Those Guys. I'd say let me grab the treasures off of you, because I will not hold back! I will obliterate you for the sake of it! he snarls menacingly
Sir Seal is a menacing looking figure. He is HUGE in size, about up to Bob's height on all fours! Imagine how tall he'd be if he completely stands himself up. He has a lot of cartoonish looking blubber around his skin, he has a simplified face like the rest of the enemies, but don't let it deceive you, it contains extra sharp talons that can bite anybody to their demise! He has a thick tail, two flippers, and a bunch of black spots on his lower underparts. He is pretty round in build, but he can reach insane speeds.
Bob: Is that the case? Não me assusta. (Doesn't scare me)he flicks his toothpick as he rubs his hands together
Cat: he's coming down the stairs Now, be careful, any wrong moves and he can kill us!
All of the other Cats follow Cat and initially are confused and annoyed. But once they see who is there beyond their very eyes, they freak out like crazy! They all have varying reactions, but they all tie to fear and confusion. Sir Seal is just loving the grieving attention.
Tank Cat: You didn't tell me it was Sir Seal coming after us. he cowers in fear
Axe Cat: I heard once that he was fighting an anti-Red attacker, and he managed to snap THEIR weapon! Despite only being able to do half the damage.
Fish Cat: His teeth are a LOT sharper than mine! I listened to rumors where he managed to bite through solid gold!
Cow Cat: Why Sir Seal out of everyone else? I didn't want to do this, but I'll be sacrificing myself for your survival!
Gross Cat: Who here wants to drown in that pool over there? he points at a lagoon nearby
Fish Cat: I breathe water, so it won't work on me! he shakes Gross Cat in despair
Bird Cat: I should make some confessions before I end up losing my life. But what is there to admit? he ponders for a moment
Lizard Cat: IT DOES NOT MATTER! He will kill us in seconds, we won't know what will happen to us once he makes his first move. he gulps in fear But I believe we should be able to attack him from here. all of the other Cats glare at him
Gross Cat: I will have to move up a bit in order to get rid of this guy!
Every Cat par Gross Cat and Lizard Cat simultaneously: WE HAVE TO MOVE UP A LOT IN ORDER TO TAKE HIM DOWN!
Bob: Can you guys keep it down a notch? I'm trying to make sure Sir Seal doesn't destroy our supplies! We just need those Zeus Nail Clippings treasures in order to obtain that Philosopher's Stone. he grumbles as he and Sir Seal are pushing each other HELP ME OUT HERE!
Every Cat simultaneously: RIGHT!
They nod before they all move up. All nine of them are able to outweigh Sir Seal and push him out of the base, he growls aggressively as he tries to barge in again, he is yelling out loudly, enough for Pigge, Those Guys, and Bean Cats to listen.
Sir Seal: LET ME IN AT ONCE! I have feline hostages who I need information from, and they are not obliging to my authority at all. I need to guarantee that they aren't spies for you guys, because they look suspiciously similar to the likes of your average Battle Cat!
Cat: Wait, did you say...CATS, that are HOSTAGES? he suddenly remembers the note he received from the Bean Cats "We were being attacked by this Angry looking red MONSTER! We realized that the only way we could be rescued is if we reached out to The Battle Cats association." It all makes sense! They're Cats who have been captured by YOU! I'm so going to get you for this! ALL OF US. he snarls as he peeps out the window
Sir Seal: Is that the case here? GUYS, PIGGE, COME OUT HERE AT MY CALL! he yells out for Those Guys and Pigge to bust out of the door
Pigge: Did you call us, Sir Seal sir? she is less snobby towards Sir Seal in comparison to anyone else so far, mainly because of his authority Do you want us to deal with this idiots in front of us?
Sir Seal: Affirmative, on my command, you will attack these enemies, and show them that you don't mess with their antics.
That Guy A: Are we going to do one of those epic PREPARE FOR THE EPIC SHOWDOWN, type of introductions?
Sir Seal: And how will we execute that? he stares at him in disapproval This better be good!
That Guy A: A rap song, an original song, written by me, featuring Those Guys! he points at Those Guys B and C Are you ready to be dissed?
The Battle Act all stare in confusion. Axe Cat, Fish Cat, and Bob seem genuinely intrigued with the idea. Bird Cat seems embarrassed by the idea. Everyone else is almost neutral, but seem prepared to listen to it with a grain of salt.
Fish Cat: Those Lil' Guys, that should be your rap group name! Okay, start singing now!
That Guy A: Guys, give me a beat! the two other stickmen start beat boxing or making noises to provide instrumentals Yo! I'm That Guy, coming at you with a pink eye. Fucking your faces, until you get clapped in several places. You got some shit messing with the S.S.Seal, I wonder what the hell was the big-ass appeal. You claim to be tough, yet whenever shit gets rough... You run away and kick and scream and destroying random stuff. You got a lot nerve for a bunch of kitty cats, allow me to gang up on all of you and fuck you in your ass!
Axe Cat: OH! That was fire, put it out. he giggles away as he takes it all in
That Guy B: HEY! That took us ten whole minutes to write up. It was good shit for sure.
That Guy C: Are you guys going to diss us with a rap song now? he seems to be excited about receiving a diss track
Bob: I'm not the best at timing or syncing, but I believe I can pull off a decent diss track on you. But I'm not going to do that now, because I'm here to rescue your slaves. he pounds his fists together as he chuckles loudly Get ready for the ultimate punishment, one that will defy the odds of every other attack you received in time! Espero que tu estejas pronto! (I hope you're ready!)
Sir Seal: Bring it on, Portuguese kid! he growls loudly before approaching him You're dead meat the second you lay a finger on this blubber!
Bob: Is that so? Well, only one way to experiment that! he pokes Sir Seal in the neck, which is an irritating thing to experience by the way I don't seem to be dying just yet. he grins as he flicks his toothpick
Everyone just stares at Bob in disbelief, there was no way he just casually poked Sir Seal out of all people in the neck! They all seem scared, both the Cats, and the Enemies. Sir Seal just stares at his neck before looking up to Bob and begins snarling in a feral manner. He produces foamy saliva, and his eyes begin to sharpen. He is visibly pissed off.
Sir Seal: Did you...just POKE MY NECK? he continues to foam drool out of his mouth You take that back, NOW!
Tank Cat: He doesn't know the authority of Sir Seal, does he? he whimpers in fear
Cat: Wait until he realizes that's the head of the Junior Tier Authorial Association. The lower subdivision of the A.A.! The association where all the enemies work for.
Bob: Why? Are you guys really scared of this guy? He doesn't seem so bad so far. This dumbass mother fucker can easily be beaten by all of us. Even if he's their boss.
Sir Seal: You crossed a line here, Bob! Now I must kill you. For the sake of The Authorial Association! Prepare for your demise. Is there any last words before I take your life? he towers over Bob by standing on his back
Bob: Fuck you! he smirks as he sends a punch right into Sir Seal's face THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR CAPTURING INNOCENT CATS FOR THE SAKE OF FINDING US!
Lizard Cat: If only we had the courage to perform such powerful attacks without hesitation.
The Battle Begins! Sir Seal sends out Those Guys and Pigge to swarm The Cats and hope they'd take them down. Bob and Sir Seal are taking each other on in a one on one duel. Sir Seal bites right into Bob's chest, causing the bones of his rib cage to crack and get damaged beyond the hypo-dermis of his skin. He coughs in severe pain as he feels his breath shortening.
Bob: AGH! he coughs up some blood You...are a lot stronger than I expected. I'll give you that much.
Sir Seal: Strange...most people would be UNCONSCIOUS from such a bite. I suppose I should go for a more fatal attack this time. I overestimated my attacks, apparently.
Bob: Hah, boa sorte com esse, selo! (Good luck with that, seal!) You're nothing but a bastard who only cares about his growth! And I don't give a shit if your "friends" comply with your instructions, you are going to get your ass fucked up!
Sir Seal: I still have my boss wave ready to use whenever I feel like it! he smirks as he wipes blood from the initial punch Are you ready?
Bob: Hah, go on then, send that petty little boss wave now, I can take it. he grins as he cracks his knuckles
Sir Seal: HERE COMES THE BOSS WAVE!he prepares to send out his boss wave
Gross Cat: Oh shit...here it comes! he cowers as he hides behind the rest of the Cats
Sir Seal sends out his boss wave. Giving time for him and Those Guys time to rush right into the Cat Base and attempt to attack the enemy base, but Cow Cat rushes in and stops them in time.
Cow Cat: Woah, easy there, partner! he grins as he looks at all the enemies ahead of him I suppose we can all agree on a mutual agreement. he gulps in fear
Pigge: Hah, you want to have a mutual agreement? Get real for a second! she rolls her eyes as she shoves him
Cow Cat: Oh, no you don't! he charges right into the enemies to try and send them back, being able to dodge the attacks from Sir Seal
Pigge and Cow Cat begin to battle, he gets assistance from Bird Cat, Fish Cat, and Lizard Cat. Pigge slams into all of the Cats' in the back, causing them to all bruise up. Cow Cat bashes his head into Pigge's face, causing her nose to bleed out. Bird Cat swoops up in the air and pounces right into Pigge's back, causing her to bruise up and leave a deep mark. Fish Cat charges into her stomach and bites down into it, causing her abdomen to spew out blood. And Lizard Cat adds the final touches by spewing an ember right into her rear, causing her tail and hind legs to burn up.
Pigge: GAH! she weakly gets up and looks at everyone angrily I'll get Sir Seal to fuck you four up! I hope you realize that we are not having any of this attitude. she grumbles I'm missing my tanning sessions for this.
Lizard Cat: Very good to hear, Pigge. But I'm afraid we must come up with some sort of agreement, don't you think? he smirks as he wraps his tail around Pigge How about we stop fighting. You could have time for yourself to relax, get tanned, watch your soaps, and beat up S- gets interrupted with a whack in the head by Pigge OW!
Pigge: Hah! she snorts Did you seriously believe I'd fall for THAT!? You must be having a laugh. Now, get out of my way and fuck off! she shoves him, causing him to trip and fall
Fish Cat: Don't you DARE disrespect Lizard Cat in that manner, woman! He is one of my best friends, I will NOT stand by this attitude you're giving him. he snarls before slowly walking towards her I recommend running away now...before I seriously consider fucking you up.
Lizard Cat: he's genuinely touched Fish Cat... he smiles warmly as he backs away
Cow Cat: Do you think we should just strike into her or what? We can all meat shield for Lizard Cat, therefore Pigge will be piss easy to just strike into her and attack, no?
Bird Cat: Hmm, good point there, Cow Cat. But unfortunately, Fish Cat is taking complete control of this situation right now, and it's probably for the best if we don't intervene.
Cow Cat, Fish Cat, and Lizard Cat simultaneously: AW COME ON, BIRD CAT, WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE SCARED OF GETTING YOUR WINGS DAMAGED!
Bird Cat: Okay! I'll perform an offensive move on Pigge. Especially after Fish Cat fully consented to allowing me to attack Pigge by making fun of me for not attacking her. he sighs in worry before approaching I am ready to take you on, Pigge.
Pigge: I am just going to say this. I am proud to be fully surviving this one on four at the moment. she grins with pride But unfortunately, I have to get my hooves dirty! she grumbles before pouncing on Fish Cat
Pigge whacks her hooves across his face. Causing his gums to bleed out and bruise up. She pins him down and continues to slam into him. His body is receiving damage, but keep in mind, he is strong against Red enemies, so his damage is increased by 50%, and damage received is reduced to 50%! His injuries are much more tamer in comparison to the other Cats. He uses this to his advantage as he bites down into Pigge's neck. Causing its epidermis to peel off and bleed. He flips her down to be pinned by him instead.
Fish Cat: Yeah, how do you feel about being humbled in such a way, BITCH! he cackles loudly as he bites deeper into her neck
Pigge: AGH, YOU WRETCHED LITTLE WENCH! I am going to slaughter you for that. Ow... my neck hurts too much.
Lizard Cat: Woah, let me get in on that! he grins as he spews an ember into Pigge, but unfortunately, it also lands on Fish Cat
Fish Cat: Ahh, ahh, ahh, my ass is on fire! he flops like a feral fish My scales are turning crispy! I'll be turned into deep fried sardines! AGH, AGH, AGH! he runs around in fear, before jumping into a river to remove the fire
Pigge: Heh, you idiot! You attacked your own friend, as well as me. Ahh, ahh, ahh, my ass is on fire! she runs around and jumps into the same river You'll be sorry for that. she gets out of the river
Lizard Cat: Heh, I highly doubt so, you bitch! he smirks as he runs towards Pigge
Bird Cat: Allow me finish you off first! I suppose it is now the perfect hour for me to strike an attack on you! It is only fair for me to have a turn, Cow Cat did that head butt causing her to fly, Fish Cat mauled her epidermis, and Lizard Cat set fire to her behind region!
Fish Cat: I bit her epi-what now? he stares confusedly at Bird Cat
Bird Cat: The definition of the most outer layer of skin does not relate in this situation. What matters is how we should finish off Pigge before she can do the same to us. he flies in the air I HOPE YOU CALCULATED AN EFFICIENT COUNTER ATTACK TO MY MOVE!
Pigge: Oh no... she sighs in defeat, she knows Bird Cat will finish her off I am so fucked...
Bird Cat swoops in and pounces right into Pigge, causing her to bleed from her abdomen and pass out. She lays on the floor unconscious from the impact, she lays there dead silent as the Cats all look at her in wonder.
Cow Cat: Well, I'd be damned to hell! Bird Cat did some epic damage to Pigge, enough to make her go unconscious on the spot. Way to go, Birdie'!
Bird Cat: he giggles bashfully Well, I only bashed into her, you guys did the best attack moves.
Lizard Cat: Doesn't matter, we beat Pigge with your help! Now that, is pretty impressive.
The four Cats cheer in victory. Meanwhile, the four other Cats are dealing with Those Guys. Cat, Tank Cat, and Axe Cat are meat shielding Gross Cat as he casually snipes off Those Guys with his hits. Those Guys climb onto Gross Cat and start beating him up. The other three Cats just stare in disbelief!
Gross Cat: How the hell did these motherfuckers climb onto me! GAH! he yells as he tries to shove them off Come on, meat shields, help me out here!
Tank Cat: To answer your question, That Guy B climbed on top of Cat and climbed onto my head, to pounce onto you! Those Guys A and C did the exact same thing, except they climbed onto Axe Cat instead.
Axe Cat: And it still hurts my head to this very second! he grumbles as he rubs the plating over his missing eye How the fuck did I let them get away with that?
Cat: You were being oblivious and rubbing your little axe to make sure she's pretty as possible!
Axe Cat: Hah, oh yeah? What were you doing that was so important to the point where That Guy B climbed onto your head.
Cat: he blushes as he sighs in defeat Being oblivious by watching you being oblivious. he grumbles under his breath
Tank Cat: Guys! Can we focus on Gross Cat at the moment? He is being beaten up by Those Guys and we are letting it all happen right in front of us.
Axe Cat: Come on Tank Cat, it wasn't like you weren't making the PERFECT staircase for them to climb on Gross Cat! So shut the hell up.
That Guy C: It's true, you make a perfect staircase! And now we can easily attack Gross Cat over here with ease!
That Guy A: Indeed, but I feel like he'll give us boo boos any second now. he shakes in fear as Gross Cat glares at them
Gross Cat: It's true, I'll give you all "boo boos" in a second! he grins as he sandwiches them all together between the Cats Are you six ready to be sandwiched together?
Cat, Tank Cat, and Axe Cat simultaneously: SIX!? they give each other scared looks
Tank Cat: For your information, I was trying to get them two to stop fighting! You're being psychotic! he stares at him with fear
Gross Cat: That is why I placed you in the middle, because you actually tried to fix everyone up! he strokes his head in reassurance
Tank Cat: Being in the center will make me receive THE MOST damage! he stares at Gross Cat with huge concern
Gross Cat: Too late for that now.
He grabs Cat (far left) and That Guy C (far right) and slams their heads together, causing everyone to clash into each other and get injured from the impact. They all fall on the floor as they grab their heads in pain. Gross Cat just stares at the scene with confidence in his eyes.
Cat: Ow, Gross Cat! I am so going to get you for this. he clutches his paw as he rubs his head
Axe Cat: You better pray for those long legs of yours, buddy! he rubs his paw across his plating before equipping his axe
Gross Cat: Eh, I don't care, that was the most fun I ever had since ever!
That Guy B: You're being a lunatic. You should die already! Because no one will miss you.
Gross Cat: Are you sure my long legs won't be missed, hmm? I highly doubt you're being honest with me! Of course you'll miss me! Everyone will miss Gross Cat.
That Guy C: I'd miss you if you were to ever disappear! he gives a thumbs up before weakly getting up
Gross Cat: Aww, thank you, little Guy! Okay, that settles it! I'm leaving That Guy...C conscious, while I will beat the shit out of the other two.
That Guy A: Wait! I'd miss you too, you are arguably my favorite Battle Cat in existence! I want to hang out with you sometime! he grins
Gross Cat: Too late! Now, Axe Cat, finish off That Guy A, Cat, finish off That Guy B! Since you two can actually cause people to bleed.
Cat: Alright! You got it Gross Cat. he charges into That Guy B and bites his head, causing his forehead to bleed out and for him to go unconscious
Axe Cat: Now, I suppose it's time for me to finish off That Guy A! he grins as he grabs his axe, he rushes into That Guy A and slashes his right shoulder with his axe, causing him to spew blood
That Guy A: AGH! My arm...that really hurt, you know? he grumbles as he clutches his arm in pain
Axe Cat: I don't give a shit! he charges right into him and bashes his head with his axe, leaving a big bruise and making him go unconscious Phew, we eventually did it! But I believe we should go after Sir Seal now.
Tank Cat: I agree, we need to beat him up as quick as possible so we can rescue Bean Cats from their suffering! he shakes everyone in despair Come on, we need to get moving in order to fight him back! he pounds his paws together
Cat: Okay, but, how the hell shall we get there without pissing ourselves in fear? he looks out to see Bob and Sir Seal fighting Holy fuck, Bob put up quite a fight!
Gross Cat: Did he? he takes a better look at the scene HOLY SHIT, HE DID!
Meanwhile with Bob and Sir Seal, the two of them are brawling it out. Bob on his own actually managed to do a good bit of damage to Sir Seal. His left eye is blacked out, his jaw is dislocated and bleeding, his flippers are torn from the impact, and he has a deep cut across his chest. Bob also got some injuries from Sir Seal, his right shoulder is bleeding out and it trickles onto his wrist, he has a bite mark across his neck, his forehead is bleeding, both his knees are busted up, and his lips are cut. Bob glares at Sir Seal as he tightens up his brass knuckles and prepares to give him a mighty blow! Sir Seal is waiting patiently.
Sir Seal: weakly Not bad for a petty human who thinks he's a cat! he coughs some blood But that doesn't mean I look up to you, you still have to OBEY me! Just because you're an Anti-R- gets interrupted by Bob
Bob: I'm just going to stop you there. I am not an anti-Red fighter! I am receiving all of the damage you spew on me, and my damage isn't buffed against you. You are weak against me. And you are too scared to admit that. he cracks his knuckles For I am Bob Mourinho Jablovskyy, DESTROYER OF THE WEAK! he charges right into Sir Seal and pounds his head in with his fist
The two grab each other into a lock as they push one another around. Sir Seal takes a massive bite into Bob's abdomen, causing him to spew out blood and go pale. Bob has met his match, he is on par with Sir Seal. But he has something Sir Seal doesn't, drive! He has motivation, dedication, and an oath to fulfill, making back home to Lisbon in three years time! He refuses to die, his body refuses to die, he is born like no other human being. His strength and speed are that of your average human, but his durability is on a whole other level. HE REFUSES TO DIE!
Cat: Bob!? A-are you okay? Are you sure you can go up against Sir Seal on your own? He is pretty strong... he approaches Bob
Bob: he mutters something under his breath Yeah, I got this... I won't die! he stands up, he is pushing his body to his limits
Cat: YOUR CHEST IS BLEEDING OUT! Don't do it...please Bob.
Tank Cat: What on Earth is Bob going to do to Sir Seal!? he stares in concern
Axe Cat: He is about to grant us the win once again! Knowing Bob, he doesn't take any disrespect or authority. He's crazy, but you have to admire that.
Gross Cat: Is he really going to do something out of the ordinary? Aw, damn it! Where the fuck is my camera?
Cow Cat: He sure got a heart of gold, a brain of meat, lungs of an engine, and skin of titanium! he smirks at the sight
Bird Cat: According to my calculations, Bob will successfully land the hit in twelve point naught seven nine seconds!
Fish Cat: He is actually going to do it, that mad bastard! He's going to do it.
Lizard Cat: Good luck Bob...show him hell.
Bob slowly walks towards Sir Seal, Sir Seal backs away in confusion and fear. He gulps as he trips over a stone. Bob sends one blow to his face, causing his nose to bleed out.
Bob: That, was for fucking me up! he grumbles as he walks even closer to him
He than lands another punch, causing his eyes to bleed out, he is struggling to see where the punches are coming from as he stares at Bob in horror.
Sir Seal: Please! Leave me alone, I'll give you anything you want! I'll give you the Zeus Nail Clippings, alongside a heap of Cat Food! he smiles in reassurance
Bob: That, was for torturing my friends with your authority! You absolute sociopath. he spits on him as he continues making his way towards him
Sir Seal: I'll give you vice-head of the Junior Tier Authorial Association! Is that what you want?
Bob: And this, IS FOR BEING SO MUCH OF AN ASS TO CAPTURE LITERAL BYSTANDERS, FROM PREJUDICE, TO GET ANSWERS OFF OF THEM!
Sir Seal: I'LL MAKE YOU HEAD OF THE JUNIOR TIER A.A.! I'LL RESIGN FROM MY POSITION AND BECOME YOUR SUBMISSIVE PAWN, JUST SPARE ME, PLEASE!
Bob: Morra...(die...)Bobsends an uppercut right into his neck, causing him to go flying and land on the floor with a bang, bleeding and unconscious. He watches with mere satisfaction as Sir Seal lays there, knocked out cold.
That Guy C: I'm scared...he cowers in a mental asylum position
Bob: Don't worry, I spared his life...I let him live. he grins before approaching the enemy base
The enemy base is your average base you'd expect from Greece,it is a stereotypical Greek Base based off of the Partheon Temple! Whig is said to be the pinnacle of the Doric order. It is gray in color and has pillars recreated from wood. It has Greek writing on the top of it, and has a triangular roof on top. It was really accurately made, considering it was made from wood. Bob rushes inside to see Bean Cats tied up, they seem confused at first, until Bob started untying them, then they settled down. The Cats all quickly follow Bob inside.
Bean Cat R: Who exactly are you? You don't seem like a Battle Cat...
Bean Cat L: Why exactly are you saving us? he stares at Bob in confusion
Bob: Well, I'm a good friend of The Battle Act, and I'm currently a member of the branch. I'm here to rescue you guys from Sir Seal, I already beat the shit out of him. So, you guys are good!
Bean Cats simultaneously: YOU DID!?
Bob: Heh, damn straight! I want what's best for you guys, even if that means going through hell to make sure we can make it back alive.
Bean Cat L: I believe it is only fair if the two of us introduce ourselves to you, right? Okay, we are The Bean Cats! We are two Cats that are surprisinglynot part of The Battle Cats association! But we are often considering becoming a part of it! Especially since we got our hands on this Bean! Which is actually an anti-Red one. We have the ability to Knock Back Red enemies at a 30% chance!
Bean Cat R: We often try our hardest to make sure we can get a chance of becoming true Battle Cats in the future. But we are too scared to make advances! We also go by MeowMeow, which is our alias. We always play nice with each other, even when the going gets rough, NICE TO MEET YOU HUMAN! he puts out his paw for a shake, alongside Bean Cat L
Bean Cats are your average Battle Cats, they have the same features as Cat does, white body, dotted eyes, that curvy mouth, and simple legs and ears! What makes them stand out is their giant bean pod! Which is a green pod which is big enough for the two to hide inside! Which is scary if you think about it.
Bob: I'll introduce myself and make this quick. My name is Roberto Mourinho Jablovskyy, but everyone calls me Bob. I am 16 years old, but I'm not from here. You see, I come from Lisbon, Portugal where my mother sent me on a boat to a disciplinary camp in North Korea for my aggressive behavior. But the boat ended up on the wrong currents and I ended up meeting The Battle Act, where I fight off enemies for a living! Heh, nice to meet you guys too! Say, I have a question for you guys, do you want to become part of The Battle Act? he grins as he shakes their paws
Bean Cats simultaneously: ARE YOU SURE?
Bob: he is wondering the same thing Am I sure? he turns to the other Cats for consent
Cat: You know what I think, the more the merrier! Of course they can join us! he giggles as he takes the Zeus Toenail Clippings treasure variants off of Bob
Tank Cat: Welcome to the squad, guys! You're our new arrivals!
Gross Cat: I'm sure that all of us will have a good time alongside yourselves, so make yourselves at home, as we have a spare mattress in the attic, you can sleep there!
Bean Cat L: That's good enough for us! Thank you so much, Tall looking Cat.
Bean Cat R: We will explain our Knock Back ability once we make it inside. they look outside to see That Guy C rolling the enemies around to their next location
Axe Cat: So, it's different in comparison to being Strong against them, huh? That's something.
Fish Cat: It sounds way better than being strong against them if I'm being honest! he smirks as he makes his way to the Cat Base, followed by everyone else
Everyone makes it to the Cat Base to unwind after having such an overwhelming battle! They are chilling and tending to their injuries, Bob being completely covered in bandages and cream. They are all discussing the events of tomorrow.
Bob: I wonder where we are heading to next, I bet it is somewhere pretty cool. he grins as he rubs his hands together
Cat: Well, we are heading to none other than Italy next! And we will be trying to obtain the Pizza treasure variants. We will be fighting against Hippoe, Pigge, Jackie Peng, and Gory! We are meeting up with the last Battle Act Cat, none other than Titan Cat, as well as a Special Forces Cat! So we should be in for a real jam packed adventure tomorrow. Ev- gets interrupted by a knock on the door Ooh, I wonder who that could be!
Cat eagerly rushes to the door of the Cat Base, he opens it up to see a Cat with the Philosopher's Stone right in front of him! All of the other Cats come rushing out, Bob comes along confused with the commotion. Everyone apart from him and Bean Cats seem to know who he is.
????????: Delivery to, rural Greece! Your order has arrived, thank you for using Gamatoto Expedition!
All The Battle Act Cats par Bean Cats simultaneously: GAMATOTO! YOU MADE IT!
Gamatoto: Indeed I have! Now pay up your debt before I fly off the handle like a lunatic!
Gamatoto is like your average Battle Cat, except he isn't a fighter, he is an adventurer who tries to find good loot all around different facilities. He has a bunch of young Cats who help him out on his journeys to find different items, such as Cat Food, or Bricks! Appearance wise, he is a cartoonish Cat with a backpack, a pick axe, a mining hat and a pouch to store his personal items. He seems like he has seen the whole world, either finding items, or young kittens to help him find things!
Cat: Of course! he giggles as he grabs the Vuvuzela, the Cacao, the Silky Sand, the Hieroglyph, the Rug, the Vodka, and the Zeus Nail Clippings treasure variants and hand them to Gamatoto Here you go! Go spend them on something nice, will you? he giggles as he look at him grinning
Gamatoto: Sure I will! TIMMY, TOMMY, put these in the van, will you? We have an expedition to complete! Let's find more Cat Food. he yells, as two small Cats, with white hiking hats grab the treasure and puts it into a van, they all drive off into the distance SEE YOU GUYS! AND I LIKE THE HUMAN YOU ALL HAVE WITH YOU!
Bob: Who the hell was that? he scratches his head in confusion Is he your delivery person or some shit?
Cat: Oh, that's Gamatoto, he's a cat who's professional in exploring the world to find things for branches of The Battle Cats association! He is a little bit like insane in the head, but he's just like his twin brother!He frequently stops by and drops bricks for us! And any items we request. He got banned from providing in Asian and Oceanic countries because of unspecified reasons. So it's good how we can now have him with us for whenever we need more items.
Bob: Ah, I get it. Anyways I'm going to bed! My brain is melting and I think I deserve a good lie down. Good night Cats.
All of The Cats simultaneously: GOOD NIGHT BOB!
And so, The Cats all make their way to their rooms to sleep, they dream of all the possibilities that could happen tomorrow in Italy, once their army becomes full again. Only tomorrow could tell the possibilities, as they now have two new members, as well as The Philosopher's Stone obtained. But for now, let's leave these kitties to sleep in peace and quiet, so they can be ready for tomorrow.
TO BE CONTINUED
This took me several hours to write up! I was watching the Olympics too, so I was severely delayed when it came to writing it. A LOT actually happened here. Sir Seal, Bean Cats, AND Gamatoto the Adventurer all made their debuts in this episode. We have now concluded the fourth arc of the series, we will be now beginning the fifth arc, The Smart Material Wall Arc!
Stay tuned for the next episode
The Battle Cats (2014) and its respective characters and features are all owned by Ponos Corporation.
The character Bob is owned by me, however feel free to use him without profit, just as long as you credit the owner.
This fiction is 100% unofficial and can be considered as fan-made!