Current team:

-Betsie

-Jotaro

-Barbara

-Scone

-Lmao

-Madoka

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"Hey mom, I hadn't seen you since Monke was alive." With these words, I show off my accomplishments to mombrella, and rest to heal my wonderful team.

Afterwards I fly to the Seven Star Restaurant to grind my mon up to level 60 for the last badge, and on the way some dude gives me a pokétch app the only function of which is to flip a coin.

I begin with the buff duo, Jotaro and Barbara, who are even more buff now thanks to all the experience they got from Team Galactic. It's a clear sweep, but sadly we earn very little experience because everyone are weak. At least we did get a lot of cash...

Now my problem is, I have paused this nuzlocke for some months, and my brain is a bit rusty about where else to level up well and fast.

Instinctively I fly to Snowpoint City, and continue to grind at the shore of Lake Acuity. After Jotaro makes it to level 60 I am too tired of that place, so I decide to climb Mt. Coronet again to keep on training there.

Back at the Spear Pillar I find the Lustrous Orb: an item solely for Madoka that will make her even stronger.

At this point I decide to go to Sunyshore City, not to defeat the gym yet, but to train more on the way there for the sake of variety and maybe catch more pocket monsters.

On Route 222 I catch a Glameow that I name Lydia, after my friend Snowy's cat.

I get to Sunyshore City after having defeated every single trainer that stood in my way, and that's where I find Elite 4 member Flint, who, with all his afro ginger audacity, asks me to defeat gym leader Volkner to cure gis crippling depression, because the stupid thunder blond has too much main character syndrome after having remained undefeated for a long time. Worry not funny hair guy, I was gonna do that anyways, but just to be safe I will train some more first.

I plan on taking a long walk on the beach, you know, like romantic couples do, except my girlfriend is in Unova, so instead I go on my own and find... Jasmine from Johto? I try to talk to her, but apparently I need the gym badge, so now I am curious as to what she wants.

Driven by that curiosity I go to the gym to grind by beating the trainers, but instead I find Flint again, who tells me that the leader isn't back yet, so I guess I have to investigate some more.

From previous runs I recall him being in the top floor of the lighthouse, so I go there to find him. However he doesn't look depressed but cocky, as he brags about being the toughest gym leader from Sinnoh and says that he will show me all his power. Oh really? Is this an 'I am big dick boi' situation? Well, I am a female, but if I had a dong mine would be bigger.

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With that, I tackle the gym, where Betsie sweeps the 8 trainers before Volkner, and then I switch to Lmao because my rocky girlboss is out of PPs.

Now we face the leader. My Pokémon aren't all lv. 60, but I am positive we can win without casualties, and I was right: Lmao oneshots Raichu, Octillery and Luxray.

Ambipom makes a smaller difference. Lmao doesn't oneshot him, but leaves him in the red. Before I can attack again Volkner completely heals the two-tailed monkey, but Lmao leaves him back in the red with yet another earthquake. Ambipom then uses Agility, but Lmao ends him with a single Mud Bomb.

Humbled, Volkner gives me the last badge, and I send him straight to therapy. With that, I will go see what Yasmina wants, get the HM Waterfall and finally travel to Victory Road in search for the Elite 4.

To make things even better, nobody has died this time either, so yippee for us!