Alright. Here it is folks. The chapter that you have been waiting for. Case in point, this isn't canon. This is for fun. Anyway, I want to say something at the end of the chapter. But, for now, onto the chapter. BTW, I would want to thank sawtoothrabbit for certain reactions in this chapter.

Caboose's Shorts

Four

The Infamous 50K video

Premise: So, here is the thingy I wanted to show to show them...And I am starting to think Miss Angry Mexican Pirate is no happy about it.

Most of the Hotel Staff and Guests were in the main room and saw down near the TV. Since Alastor was busy as usual, Caboose was sad about this. However, he still needs to show them something. Which got him thinking... "So, thanks for every one of you to be here. I'm sorry if this was on short notice." The idiot apologises.

Charlie just smiled at him. "It's fine, Caboose. As long as it contributes to the hotel."

Now, it was Vaggie's turn to ask her question. "What exactly are you going to show us, Caboose?"

The blue soldier turns towards her. "A video I found online! It's exciting!"

This causes her to roll her eyes. "Oh, here we go..."

Angel was excited about it. "Just don't have your hopes low, Vaginaboobs. Caboose may show us something good."

"Yeah. Caboose is usually the one who makes things interesting." Niffty agreed with a wide smile.

"As long as it isn't porn." Husk countered after taking a sip from his alcohol-laced coffee.

"I have a bad feeling about this," Sir Pentious spoke with caution while surrounded by his egg minions.

Seeing how everyone felt, Caboose thought it would be an excellent time to show the video. He walked to where the others were and sat on the left side of the couch before leaning his back on it. "Now, everyone! I will show you a video that you will certainly enjoy!" Without further warning, he pressed the button to begin the video.

As it started, everyone had their eyes wide open. This was more so than Charlie as she couldn't believe what she saw. "Is that... me?"

A few seconds went by, and the group started to react. Husk was the first to point out. "What is this shit?!"

Niffty could say the same as she and all saw Charlie chasing the man on the screen while blushing. "Not. A bad boy." Her voice portrays how utterly disappointed she is.

Speaking of the princess of Hell, she shielded her eyes from what she was watching while blushing before turning away. "Oh...OH!"

When a particular scene hits, Vaggie could only watch in utter disgust at the video. "Ew. What the fuck is even this shit?!"

"You know, I'm not mad at this," Angel admitted with a disdained tone. "But, this is shitty porn. If they pay me enough, I'd wear that costume and perform better."

As the words 'THE END' appear on the screen, Vaggie immediately snatches the remote off Caboose, who doesn't seem to react negatively and turns the TV off. This made him look at her. "Uh, Miss Angry, Mexican Pirate? Why did you turn off the TV?"

"QUÉ MIERDA FUE ESE VIDEO!?" Vaggie shouted in complete anger, while her hair spiked up for obvious reasons.

"Uh...It was a fun video I found online." Caboose responded as if he completely understood what she had said.

"Caboose. That was a softcore porn." Angel pointed out. "And it was shitty."

"Oh..." Caboose said in realization to the video, "I didn't know it was that!" He noticed Charlie's reaction. "Uh, Miss Carlos. Are you okay?"

Said girl heard him calling out to her and immediately turn to look at him. "Y-yeah, I'm alright, Caboose. It's just that...uh..."

"Don't EVER show a video like that ever again." Vaggie warned him.

This quickly made Caboose shook his head frantically. "Okay! I won't let that happen ever again." Now that was over, there was one thing that needs to be sorted. "Um... Mr. Author, aren't you supposed to say something here?"

Caboose, I need to write more reaction! It cannot be a bland-

But this is important!

*SIGH* Fine. I'll say it. As long as you participate okay?

OKAY!

As you know, Caboose's Guide to make Friends in Hell is a story I wouldn't know it would blow up to popularity. Yet, I felt as thought it was expected considering that Red vs Blue, Helluva Boss, and Hazbin Hotel has garnered many fans.

Not to mention how I am popular!

Everyone knows that, Caboose! *CLEARS THROAT* Anyway, due to its popularity, I am considering on writing a Fanfiction that is based on two anime series.

Which are Carnival Phantasm and Fate/Grand Carnival.

Indeed. It is also a once-in-a-decade festival where anything can happen. From comedic skits-

Just like Saturday Night Live!

SHUT UP, CABOOSE! But yeah, like that. So, I was thinking, once the story reaches a certain milestone, that story will be created.

Unlike that Chap thingy that occurred earlier, it would be written by other people and they can write comedic or series skis with any of my friends from hose three series.

Yes. But I doubt none of them would even write it.

You may never know, Mr. Author.

You're probably. Right. I may never know who would even collaborate for such a wide-eyed idealistic project...

Anyway, the chapter is over. Sorry if it was short and not the way you were all expecting. The next chapter of Caboose's Guide to make Friends in Hell is on hold as I am taking a three-week break due to suffering from PTSD due to the Elden Ring DLC. Fret not, I shall continue after my long break.