now it's time for the complete chaos and the plot
Chris: last time on total drama our victims had to climb a mountain facing my crocodiles in the process Amy won immunity and in the end Scarlett used Dave's totem to save herself and get Shawn fired away and that's about it
*island is messed up*
Chris: absolutely nothing strange happened just like nothing's happening now nope nothing to see here just a regular day get for *blown away* total drama...PAHKI
*static*
*chef cooks a camera*
(intro but it gone wrong)
*messed up island*
Jasmine: it's an earthquake
Ella: no it's a typhoon
Amy: NO it's a volcano...uh Hawaiian donut volcano?
BF: BAP BIP BOP BEEP BOP
Chris: no idea what you're talking about just uh need a minute here *punch button*
Jasmine: YOU'VE GOT 10 SECONDS TO TELL US WHAT'S HAPPENING
Chris: what ever do you mean
*trees are gone*
Chris: you don't have vanishing trees in Australia?
Jasmine: NO
*november*
Chris: uh what about Christmas
Amy: JUST TELL US
Chris: *sigh* fine the island is mostly artificial
*GASPS*
Chris: yes gasp and we're having technical difficulties okay its nothing to worry about
Island: SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE ACTIVATED ISLAND WILL EXPLODE IN 1 HOUR
Everyone: SELF-DESTRUCT
*AIR HORN*
Chris: ZIP IT for your next challenge one of you has to shut down the self-destruct which is located in this underground control room there are three ways to get there so three and two will go for it the team that stops the countdown wins immunity
Scarlett: *gasp* uh can I see that
Chris: sure
(confessional)
Scarlett: I only took it so no one else can get it there and stop our plan
(ends)
Chris: so if there's no questions ready set
Amy: of course we have questions why does this island have a self-destruct on it
Ella: what do we do when we find the control room
BF: BIAP BAP BEEP BEP BEEP BAP BEP BAP BEP BAP!
Jasmine: this is just a challenge right our lives aren't really in danger right?
Chris: silly Jasmine your lives have always been in danger just never so seriously but don't worry I'll be right here to help you from a safe distance in this helicopter
Amy: wait if there's a helicopter why don't we all just escape?
Chris: ready set
Amy: NO *grabs*
Chris: GO...hey
Woodpecker: NUH UH
Amy: HEY *falls* NOOOOO
Jasmine: *catches*
(confessional)
Ella: this is crazy I'm kind of freaking out...Gwen was right I shouldn't have joined this show Chris doesn't care about his campers
(ends)
Island: T-minus 55 minutes and counting
Amy: ok I'll go with-
Scarlett: This way Amy
Amy: HEY
Ella: come on we gotta find another way out now
Jasmine: this way
*later*
Jasmine: *hopes on rocks* so close
Ella: *slides on ice* that engine should be
BF: BAP BOP *ducks fire*
*swings*
Jasmine: right over here what oh come on
Ella: in the water?
BF: BEEP BOP BAP BIP
*meanwhile*
Scarlett: according to this the closest entrance to the control room is under a rock right over there
Amy: uh which one again they all look the same
Scarlett: why don't you lift them and see
Amy: ok then...*struggles* MOVE YOU ROCK *kicks* OW *IT OPENS* huff *falls*
Scarlett: hmph looks like you found it the same as she did *jumps in*
*meanwhile*
*turns*
*opens*
Ella: *GASP* that was harder that it looked!
Jasmine: hurry we gotta keep moving
Chris: guys glad caught you I have good news
Jasmine: we're gonna live?
Chris: no I said good news I can download the footage from all the cameras to the helicopter so even after the island blows up I can still cut together an episode
Jasmine: glad you're enjoying the show while we risk our lives
Chris: hey you think you got it hard the cappuccino maker on this thing is terrible *drinks* oh and try to avoid the motion sensors they set off crazy security all over the island
*lasers*
*meanwhile at the playa des losers* (yes we are seeing they're reactions and the real show is on a special TV)
Rodney: what do we do if they fail?
Sugar: idk but what can we do
Max: maybe not talking
Floyd: unbelievable
Topher: okay I'm saying this now Chris has gone way to far
Tammy: well ya
Topher: no I mean have all seen the past seasons?
Everyone:...noooooooooooooo...
Topher: really now first two seasons was okay a little bit of pain in season three they went around the world might have stolen some stuff from area 51 and let one constant become feral Another was the villain getting kicked in the kiwis and gets cover by lava despite the fact that he survive he put him in a robot suit for two years
Max: now that's evil
Topher: shut up and in the forth one there was a new cast and went back to the same island as the first season but it was radiactitive and one of then turned into a mutant and then the fifth one he let mike's personalities took over the season and made it the worst and that personality was in juvie and still let's him in after all the wrongs he has done and now he let us carry real babies illegally and the island is gonna blow up
Sky: omg
Dave: how is Chris not in jail?
Sugar: not jail prison get it right
Shawn: hey guys
Topher: yeah?
Shawn: where is Sammy?
Leonard: oh Chris might a wizard
Dave: really what does that have to with-
Tammy: he turned her into a robot *holds robot head*
*gasps*
Sky: wait she...never left?
*meanwhile back at the island*
Ella: okay we just gotta go through nice and easy okay?
BF: YEAH
Jasmine: let's do this
*they cross*
BF: YEAH
Jasmine: where is your hat?
BF: *MISS*
Island: *touches hat* intruders detected releasing robotic security units
*they spawn*
Ella: AHHHHH
(confessional)
Ella: what happened to those animals?
(ends)
Chris: *wheeze* ah well that was the shortest season ever good luck guys I'm out
BF: [REDACTED] BOOP
Jasmine: RUN
*they run*
*GASP*
*they slide under the door*
Jasmine: MY HAT
*grabs it*
Jasmine: phew that was close
Ella: uh closer than you think
Jasmine: *PUNCH* bad head
Chris: well well well you lived fyi being more interested in each other than in saving your lives thanks you BF the island is crawling with killer robot animals
Ella: what robot animals?
Chris: yeah we had real animals but the animal rights people were all blah blah blah blah so we switched to robot animals some were crazy violent though so we caged them down here point is the halls are dangerous
*opens*
Jasmine: oh what is it
*cat*
Ella: awww
Chris: yeah it's not trust me
Cat: IMA FIRING MY LASER
BF: *SCREAMS IN DEMISE*
*meanwhile*
Chris: hehehe
Chef: we have a back up plan right?
Chris: yes we leave it to blow up
Chef: WHAT? we can't just leave them to die
Chris: yeah what ever say let's call our eliminated constants
Chef: oh I think they won't be happy...
*calls*
Chris: hey guys thank goodness you all left the island
Topher: I can't believe that I WAS A HUGE FAN OF YOU
Chris: hey easy Topher good news is that you will be leaving the playa des losers soon
Sugar: And the bad news is that you've gone too far Topher told us about your past seasons
Sky: radiation
Dave: Feral
Tammy: and evil personalities
Max: even I agree
Chris: ZIP IT I don't care about any of them I only care about the ratings drama and you guys suffering that's all I care
Leonard: and turning people into robots *holds Sammy's head*
Chris:...where did you get that
Tammy: you shot it out of the cannon
Chris: THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FOR THE SECOND TO LAST CHALLENGE FACING THE PAST ELIMINATIONS
Floyd: then why is it here?
Chris: idk...hey wait a minute if that Sammy is robotic then that means...she is still on the island
*GASPS*
Chris: anyways the boat to your leaving will arrive in two hours bye bye
*static*
Chef: wait Sammy is still on the island?
Chris: I guess so looks like she is dead too
Chef: what is she even doing there
Chris: idk
*meanwhile*
Amy: AHHHHH *ground*
Scarlett: *lands on their feet*
Amy: owww
Scarlett: now to find the control room
Chris: Amy Scarlett congrats on being the first in the control room and subsequently not dying
Scarlett: we need a pass code to open the door what is it
Chris: well it was 666666 because it's the sixth season but when I tried to do it again it didn't work I swear it's the truth
*groan*
Chris: just start hitting random numbers it couldn't hurt oh except the electric shocks that thing dishes out every time you get it wrong those will hurt *rings* oops gotta take this it's the network if I'm not back in 15 minutes I hope you had a nice life *leaves*
Amy: he's getting fired
Scarlett: maybe but Amy you gotta search the place to find the code
Amy: but it changed
Scarlett: maybe the hint changed too go for it
Amy: ok *runs*
Scarlett: hehehehehahahahahHAHAHAHAh
?: so am I gonna wait
Scarlett: oh yes don't worry *pulls glasses and hair tie*
?: wow your hair fits you very well
Scarlett: thank you now hide Chris might be here soon
*meanwhile*
Amy: ok I guess I gotta find the others and the code and save the island
*meanwhile*
Chris: Scarlett hehe you look different so you've almost won all you gotta do is shut it down just press crtl alt delete with disarms the self-destruct and uh
Scarlett: I need incentive
Chris: your life isn't enough?
Scarlett: there's an escape pod connected to this control room I can leave anytime I want so just bring me the million dollars or I simply escape and let the island explode
Chris: yeah I think you're bluffing
Scarlett: *cracks knuckles* perhaps you need a demonstration of the power I now have *push button*
*ROCKET TREES*
Chris: WHOA OW OW OUCH HEY HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR NATURE GIVE ME THE MILLION OR YOU AND THIS ISLAND ARE GONE
Chris: you are forgetting one thing the others will be here any second
Scarlett: MUWAHHAHAHA NO THEY WON'T *turns off*
Chris: CHEF we've got an emergency the foamy thing on the coffee machine won't work at all now *drinks* also Scarlett's gone rogue and it's gonna blow up the island guess we gotta warn the others *drinks* as soon as the foamy thing is working properly again
*meanwhile*
Jasmine: I hope the others are alright
Scarlett on voice thing: guys glad I found you I'm in the control room but you can't shut down the self-destruct from here Chris was lying
Jasmine: UGH that figures
BF: YEAH
Scarlett: you can only shut it down *shows map* here
Ella: that's just down the hall
Jasmine: good job Scarlett
BF: BIAP BOP BIAP BIP
*there*
*GASP*
Ella: well this is a new level of creepy
*chris bots*
Scarlett: hope you like it
*door shuts*
Scarlett: it's the last thing you'll ever see
BF: BIAP BEP BIP [REDACTED] BOP BAP BEP
*they turn on*
Jasmine: it's like an army of zombies
Ella: *GASPS* THAT'S WHY SHE VOTED SHAWN
Jasmine: OH MY GOD
Chris bots: total drama total drama
BF: BUP BEP BOP BEEP
*they cover ears*
BF: *breathes in* BIAP BAP BEP BOP BIP BIP BAP BIAP
Jasmine: just do it
BF: *WAY OUT OF TUNE NOTES*
Ella: what are those arrows?
Jasmine: he has some sort of power
*meanwhile*
Leonard: he has some sort pf magic voice
Sugar: it's like his voice is powerful very powerful
*back*
Ella: oh my
(confessional)
Ella: I should be scared but something about watching Chris get demolished over and over is so therapeutic
(ends)
Chris bot: total total tootaal *dies*
BF: BOP BAP BOP BAP BEP BOP BEP
Chris: guys you're not gonna believe this..hey what did you do to my promo bots
Ella: uh promo bots?
Chris: how do you think I did the promotion just for the show you think I went to all those malls myself
Jasmine: kinda violent for promo bots
Chris: they gotta defend themselves do you have any idea what the average total drama fan is like do you
BF: BOOP BOOP BEEP BEEP
Chris: first off I'm gonna drink smoothies for the coffee is broke *drinks* secondly I don't like your tone and thirdly THIRDLY dang I had something for this it was a big one too humm
BF: BAP BEP BIP BEEP BIP!
Chris: oh yeah Scarlett taking control of the island and it's gonna kill everyone if I don't give her the million side note I am not giving her the million
BF: BOP BEEP BEP BIP BIP
Jasmine: I mean giving her the million is wrong and she is like a supervillain
Ella: what are we gonna do
*later*
Ella: *KNOCK KNOCK* Scarlett please don't do
Scarlett: attention vermin either Chris brings me the million or EVERYONE GETS ELIMINATED PERMANENTLY you have
Island: 8 minutes and counting
Scarlett: that is all
Ella: Chris she will kill us
Chris: you're right Chef move us to a safe distance she's gonna blow
BF: BAP!
Jasmine: you can't just let us die um yeah you all signed a release one million bucks is a lot of cash
*they argue*
*AIR HORN*
Chris: ZIP IT just wanted to do that one last time later guys
Ella: great we're all gonna die Chirs isn't coming no Chris mean *GASP* that's it I'll be right back
"Chris": right here now
*no one is there*
"Chris": I total drodal dead
*button*
Ella: HA HA WE got you...
Jasmine: where is she
*darts*
Jasmine: not again
*sleeps*
*meanwhile*
*GASPS*
Topher: It's all down to Amy she is the only one left
Sugar: and she only has one chance
Sky: where even is Scarlett? or Sammy?
*meanwhile*
Amy: okay starting to freak out there is no code anywhere and...what is that *reads the walls* so this is my trustful team? I hate you grease pig? a blast filled with hatred? what is all of this? I'm going back to the control room
*later*
Amy: *GASP* the door is open?
Island: 4 minutes and counting
Amy: yikes *enters* hello Scarlett? *GASP*
*Jasmine Ella and BF are tied up and taped up*
Amy: *GASP* *REMOVES TAPE* DID SCARLETT DID THIS TO YOU ALL
Ella: Scarlett isn't even here
Amy: so who-
?: ahem
BF: BUP?
Amy: wait I know that voice it's just like mine?
Sammy: YOU THOUGHT SCARLETT COULD WORK ALONE!?
*meanwhile*
*GASPS*
Tammy: NO WAY
Leonard: HOW COULD SHE
Rodney: she never left and was-
Sugar: become coo-coo
Max: working with Scarlett my sidekick!?
Floyd: she is the reason why you got eliminated
Topher: ok this has gone too far
Dave: you think?
Sky: why would she do this
Shawn: after everything
*back*
Ella: what?
BF: BAP
Jasmine: *slinet
Chris: hey before for you d- oh hey Sammy how have you be- *BREAKS TV*
Sammy: oh Amy Amy Amy who do you think caused you to almost die? *presses*
*oh god no*
Amy: look at me face to face meet to my eye how are you in this place long before we were I don't believe you were behind all of my near deaths gone too wrong in a wrong time and place
Sammy: I'm tired of being your secondary now you get to know pain to my degree you would always hurt me but its over sober thoughts are behind me
Amy: tell me you're joking please oh Sammy this isn't really happening how could turn to the dark side like this you so kind and nice that's how you were
Sammy: I've lived a miserable life always hated by you never feel loved just think for a moment to think about me but Scarlett gave me hope I'd never seen
Amy: through our years I should have cared for you but the bond didn't happened through and through listen sis
Sammy: you made me feel alone I regret but for not too long I shouldn't have let you treat me like GARBAGE
Amy: I was super selfish I couldn't even let you break free oh god I wish go back in time right my wrongs and never joined this stupid show
Sammy: oh I don't want to hear you young never saw spotlight and it's time for my revenge unlike you Scarlett believed in me!
Amy: but why trust in Scarlett...she's a supervillain she's brainwashing you manipulating you she's way more threatening than dumb Max
Sammy: like care about me this is just a set up I don't need my family I'm my PERSON
Amy: come back to me
Sammy: you...had to shave my head...had to change my name...I suffered way much more made me drinks disgusting drinks I paid for all the movies had me eliminated and hurt me to to this day
Amy: *starts to tear up* Sammy please hear me I changed for the better shine your own tone because you are my sister
Sammy: oh you really thinks I could trust in your lies I don't want your hate I WISH YOU WEREN'T MY SISTER!
Amy: I'm not lying pained and crying please come little sis I'm so sorry
Sammy: why are you still trying apologize it's too late stealing my life sealing your fate I'm the under dog
Ella: under dogs would never do this can't you see
Jasmine: *tries to break rope* oh Sammy this isn't right she doesn't want to fight
BF: BEEP BAP BOOP BAP (she wants you back)
Amy: Total drama Pahkitew island's gone to far it really traumatizes us all
*rope breaks*
Amy: In the final I want to reconcile
Sammy: SHUT UP
*POW*
*tick*
*music stops*
*GASPS*
BF: *BARFS*
Amy: ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
Ella: OH MY GOD
Amy: she..she shot my eye off
Jasmine: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT
Sammy: GRRR WHY WON'T YOU DIE
BF: *throw mic to knock off gun and it breaks*
Ella: how did you break a gun?
BF: BIAP-
Island: SELF DESTRUCT IN 20 19 18
Sammy: OH DON'T WORRY EVERYONE AMY IS GONNA DIE AND NOT US *presses*
*escape pod*
Ella: oh so that's why Scarlett isn't here...
Sammy: GET IN NOW
*they get in*
Sammy: NOT YOU AMY
Amy: but-
Sammy: ENOUGH
Jasmine: *Pulls Amy* NO you stay here
Sammy: *smiles* JASMINE ISN'T THIS WHAT YOU WANT FOR ME TO FINALLY STAND UP FOR MYSELF?
*song continues*
Jasmine: Scarlett brought the worst out worst in yourself all your morals are shelved in this crack is the one that breaks me standing up doesn't mean kill your own sister whether mean or She was trying apologize YOU'RE NO LONGER MY BEST FRIEND
*closes door and escapes*
Island: 5 4 3
Sammy: I HATE YOU AMY!
Island: 1
*KABOOM*
Chris: well that ends that in the most dramatic final battle yet
Chef: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST LET THAT HAPPENED!
Chris: hey it's my show I can do whatever I want
Chef: YOU KNOW WHAT I QUIT BEING YOUR CHEF
Chris: umm no you can't I've got another name guys at home stay tune for the upcoming total drama NOT-stars
*extra*
Jasmine: huh it turned into a boat?
Amy: *cries* why did I let this happen to my own sister
Ella: *sigh*
BF: *Sigh*...*looks back*
*a ship goes in and out of the destroyed island*
*ends*
the creepy pasta is not done yet it's still in works what is gonna happen to everyone see you tomorrow