Responding to reviews:
SAMOTA: Cameron voted Scott. I accidentally wrote that he voted Jo.
SuperSonicHeroes: Glad you enjoyed it! Imo the episode was fine but I hated Scott's karma
"Previously on Total Drama: Revenge of the Island…" Chris began the recap. "I took some time off. For personal reasons that I'd rather not discuss. Hey! Who edited that in there? Not funny, guys! Okay, that's better. Chef led the final four players in a revolting cook-off, which resulted in Cameron up-chucking eighty percent of his insides. Meanwhile, Zoey channeled her inner warrior, transforming into... Commando Zoey! Even Chef was scared. Jo's plan to use Cameron backfired, giving Cam the win. And a scheming Scott schemes his last scheme, and was voted out to sea. Which leads us to... What? Hey! No. No! Not funny! That editor is so fired. Ten players down, three to go! Only two will move on to the final round. Who will be left standing? Find out right now on Total. Drama. Revenge of the Island!" he ended the recap.
(Theme song)
Cut to Jo beating a Cameron punching bag in the girls cabin. "Yeah, come on, uh! How's that? How 'bout this, smart guy? Uh! Uh!" Jo said as she punched it while Cameron watched her through the window and looked nervous.
Confessional: Cameron
"I still can't believe I won the last two challenges! But the way Jo's taking it, I sorta wish I hadn't." Cameron said.
Confessional: Jo
"Hello, my name is Cameron. And I'm a sneaky challenge-stealer. I made this Cameron-looking punching bag to give me extra motivation. Also to freak him out so he's too scared of me to win. What's that? You want me to punch you again? Bam!" Jo said as she held the bag and punched it again.
Cut to the mess hall where Cameron and Zoey were sitting together. "Jo is furious at me for winning the last immunity! She's focused all his energy on pumping iron and psyching me out! Me! The guy who gets psyched out by feathers and big drinking cups. Ah!" Cameron told Zoey as she bent some forks when Chef brought a giant cup and put it on the table, freaking him out. "Are you even listening to me?" he asked.
"You know what you gotta do?" Zoey said as she got up.
"Start backing away from you quietly?" Cameron asked.
"You gotta grab your fear by the throat and throttle it into anger!" Zoey said.
"Anger?" Cameron asked.
"The thing that can turn a passive small town teen who sews her own clothes into a hardened extermination machine! If you want to be strong and win, you can't just stand there whining like a weakling." Zoey said as she shot an egg with the fork.
"Extermination machine…?" Cameron asked.
"Yup. Who do you think told Fang about where Scott was going and set the trap to injure him yesterday?" Zoey said.
"Wow, that's uh…" Cameron said.
"If I can send Scott home, I can do the same. Besides, whatever she's thinking can't be that bad." she said.
"Oh, she's gonna eat me alive. I know it!" Cameron said.
"Ahem!" Jo said, making them look at her as she sat on another table as she bit off a piece of the Cameron punching bag after pouring salt on it and then laughed.
"Ah! It's like she's chewing my soul!" Cameron said and began hyperventilating.
"Easy, little guy. We are going to take Jo out like I did to Scott. Two on one, no mercy." Zoey said.
"Yeah?" Cameron asked.
"No pity!" Zoey said.
"Yeah." Cameron said.
"No prisoners!" Zoey said.
"Yeah! It's gonna be a friendship finale! Don't leave me hanging! Ow!" Cameron said as he offered a high-five to Zoey, and she returned it too hard, making his hand hurt.
Confessional: Cameron
"Zoey's changed a lot since the previous challenge. Ah, no big deal. As long as she protects me from Jo. Ah!" Cameron yelped in fear as Jo punched the confessional from outside, breaking a piece of it.
Confessional: Jo
"Hah, Bubble Boy's practically terrified of me now. As he should be. Even if it's a two on one, I'm way stronger than both those losers. They might as well just hand me the million now, I mean, we all know who's winning." Jo said.
Cut to everyone in a weird saturated forest with mutant animals. "Final 3! Welcome to... The Mutant Forest of Terror!" Chris said.
"Why are there some many animal-" Cameron tried to say before he walked backwards, accidentally falling in a hole that opened before Zoey caught him.
"Uh, yeah. Watch your step. Biohazardous sinkhole. They put the "mutant" in Mutant Forest of Terror." Chris said as Zoey pulled Cameron out.
"Oh, thanks teammate." Cameron said.
"Don't fall again. I can't have you dragging me down." Zoey said as Cameron looked upset.
"They're also where Chef gets his Toxic Marshmallows of Loserdom. One of you gets to eat that later." Chris said as Chef
"Well it ain't gonna be me, that's for sure. One of you two losers is going down today!" Jo mocked.
"You wish. I am going to personally make sure you go down." Zoey threatened.
"Pfft, I'd like to see you try." Jo replied.
"Wanna say that again?" Zoey raised her fist.
Confessional: Jo
"Looks like Nerdette let her anger consume her. On the one hand, that's pretty cool. On the other hand, it's probably going to make things tougher." Jo said.
"The challenge. Race through the mutant forest to find the elusive Chrysanis flower. First player to present it to me wins immunity." Chris said.
"Which means they get to pick who to take with them to the grand finale!" Cameron said.
"Yeah. Thanks for doing my job, Pillow Face." Chris said.
"Wait. Flower picking? I thought this was a challenge, not a tea party." Jo said.
"Oh, it's a challenge. For example…" Chris said as he hit a plant next to him, making it spew fire at Jo as she screamed as jumped up and down to put the fire out as Cameron looked scared.
"You could have just told me about the plants being dangerous!" Jo said.
"Sure, but where's the fun in that? This place is full of those pretty little tea party flowers. But the flower you're looking for is attached to a very special plant. A venus flytrap. Or as I like to call him, Larry." Chris said.
"Dionaea muscipula! They eat meat!" Cameron gasped.
"Ha! Then I guess you're safe, Pipe Cleaner." Jo mocked.
"Yeah, 'cause it'll be too busy eating your big mouth that can't shut up." Cameron said.
"Why you little-" Jo said as she tried to attack Cameron who hid behind Zoey.
"Walk away, control freak." Zoey threatened.
"Ho-ho-ho there. Save the insults for when you're in the forest and probably on fire. It's funnier for us that way. Find Larry and you find the flower. Oh, and watch your step. Those sinkholes are everywhere." Chris said.
"Question. How are we supposed to find this Larry?" Zoey asked as Chris showed a map.
"Ah, I see. We each get a map." Cameron said as Chris tore the map into three pieces and gave everyone one piece.
"Pfft, no. You each get a piece of the map. You think printer cartridges grow on trees? This map shows you where you can find the X. You can work together or…" Chris said as Jo burst into laughter.
"Man, that's the funniest thing I've heard all day! See you losers later!" Jo said as she ran away.
"Or you could go it alone." Chris said.
"So, we're working together right?" Cameron asked Zoey.
"As long as you don't drag me down." Zoey said as they combined their pieces.
"Okay, here's the path. But Jo must have the final location on her piece. So we follow our maps until the trail runs out." Cameron said.
"And then let my warrior instincts take over. Let's roll. And watch out for those sinkholes." Zoey said as she ran off.
"No problem. I notice they send a jet of stream when stepped on, thus creating a hole one could fall through if not paying attention." Cameron said as he fell in one while screaming before he was saved by Zoey.
"Wow. You've become very strong too." Cameron said.
"Meh. It was like lifting a doll." Zoey said.
Confessional: Cameron
Cameron was on a weigher. "I weigh more than a doll. Oh…" Cameron sighed as he tossed a doll on the other side, making him go higher.
Confessional: Jo
"I don't need a stupid map to find some giant fly trap anyway. I mean, it's supposed to be giant right? Would be kind of hard to miss it. Though it's kind of annoying having to do all the work by myself with no ally. Maybe it wasn't the best idea to dump Lightning so fast." Jo thought when a monitor with Lightning on it was dropped down.
"I told you you'd regret it! Ha! I win! Sha-whoo!" Lightning cheered.
"What the…" Jo said as she grabbed the monitor.
"He left a pre-recorded message. Just in case." Chris's chuckling voice came from outside the confessional as Jo groaned and threw the monitor down.
"Ugh. Lousy nature. Why does everything look the same?" Jo complained as she ran. She stopped when he saw a fly dash toward a fire breathing plant, causing it to get burnt. "Stupid freaks!" she laughed as they glared at her. "Oooh! Like I'm scared of a weird flower and his loser fly buddy. Ah!" she grunted as she was tackled by the fly while the plant breathed fire.
Cut to Cameron and Zoey running. "Um, Zoey? Are you okay? You don't seem quite yourself." Cameron said as Zoey looked at the map and then stopped and began sniffing.
"End of the trail. Warrior instincts, don't fail me now. Duck!" Zoey said as she ducked and made Cameron duck as well as the fly passed by with Jo riding it while punching it.
"Ah! Take that! Ah! And that! Ah!" Jo said as she beat up the fly as they crashed into a tree, causing Jo's map to fall off her hands.
"The map! Yes! I need that piece!" Zoey said as she ran toward it.
"Uh, you mean we need it, right? Right?!" Cameron said.
Confessional: Zoey
"Cam's my friend, I guess. But he's such a word nerd. "I", "we", "you", "me". What does it matter? We're on the same team, right? He's honestly just being kind of annoying." Zoey said.
"Hello, Zoey? Need clarification here! Ah!" Cameron said in shock as he saw the fly in front of him. "My, what impressive eyes you have. So many photoreceptors." he said as the fly's eyes became heart shaped as it kissed him. "I didn't mean it like that!" he said as he ran away, breaking out of it.
Meanwhile, Zoey got the map and nearly fell in a hole. "Whoa! Whoa!" Zoey grunted as she tried to balance.
"Hold on! Thanks. See you at the Dock of Shame, sucker!" Jo mocked as she came and took the entire map from her and ran away as she fell but managed to hold on to the edge.
Meanwhile, the fly was still trying to kiss Cameron. "Shoo! Shoo, fly, shoo!" he said when a squirrel on a tree ate the fly like a frog.
"Sweet relief. That was no way to experience a first kiss. Thanks for the save!" Cameron said as the squirrel burped.
"Cam. Jo has the whole map and you're hiding from a house fly?" Zoey said as she came.
"A, that fly was as big as a house, and B, Jo has our maps?!" Cameron said.
Confessional: Cameron
"So while I'm being hit on by a giant mutant fly, she gave Bossy McPushypants the entire map?" Cameron said.
Confessional: Jo
"Hah, can't believe how easy it is to trick these losers! I'd say it was like taking candy from a baby, but that'd be unfair to the baby. Anyway, now that I have the entire map there's no reason for me not to win. This game is in the bag!" Jo said.
Cut to Jo running while holding the map. "Just a few more steps to go! Okay, list of things to buy with the million. New workout equipment, golden trophy, own personal gym, high quality punching bags…" Jo thought as she ran.
Cut to Cameron and Zoey. "Well, how do we find Larry now?" Zoey asked as they walked.
"Hm. Larry is a Venus Flytrap. They're found in nitrogen-poor environments, like wet bogs." Cameron said as Zoey pulled him out of a hole as he almost fell and then punched away a plant that tried to breathe fire at him.
"There was a bog on the map! Just northeast of us!" Zoey said.
Confessional: Zoey
"Is it just me or am I doing everything while Cameron acts as mutant bait? Am I being weak by helping him through all this? I bet I could do just as good, if not better of a job if I was by myself." Zoey said.
Cut to Jo running. "Okay! According to this map, I just have a few more feet to go! There! Are you kidding me McLean!?" Jo angrily said as she saw that she was on the side of a cliff with an X drawn on the ground.
"Hey, I said the map was for finding X, not Larry!" Chris laughed from a nearby loudspeaker as Jo broke it.
Cut to Cameron and Zoey walked him. "Uh, are you sure this is the right way? Ah! Ah! The bog." Cameron grunted as Zoey pulled away when he almost fell in a swamp.
"That plant must be around here somewhere. Larry." Zoey gasped as she saw a giant venus fly trap with a flower in its mouth.
"It's huge." Cameron said.
"No, he's colossal!" Chris said from the loudspeaker as he sat on a chair at the finish with Chef, watching everything from a monitor. "Cameron and Zoey live long enough to pick that flower? And where the heck is Jo? Find out when we return on Total. Drama. Revenge of the Island!" he said as the screen cut to black.
Cut to Chris looking at a book with pictures of him and Larry. "Ah, Larry. He used to be such a sweet, cuddly, little guy. We were inseparable, until I left him on the island and kinda forgot about him for a few years while the toxic waste piled up, mutating him into a freakish botanical mistake. They grow up so fast." Chris said as he began crying while Chef rolled his eyes.
Confessional: Chef
"I knew coming back to the island would dig up old memories,but crying over a stupid plant? That's just pathetic." Chef said.
Cut to Ezekiel coming out of a hole. "Finally made it, eh? Now I just need to-" Ezekiel said before he saw Jo running toward him.
"Stupid McLean and his fake map and his dumb show with the dumb million…" Jo mumbled as she ran, only to trip over Ezekiel.
"Oh no-" Ezekiel screamed as he fell back in and crashed into the bottom as he screamed.
Cut to Zoey and Cameron. "Think, Zoey. How am I gonna get that flower?" Zoey thought.
"I have an idea! We could hop across on the stepping stones." Cameron said as he pointed at some stones in the swamp.
"Yeah, stand back, I'm on it." Zoey said as she began jumping. She stopped at one and looked at it to see it was actually a turtle. "What the? Whoa, whoa, whoa! Ha…" she screamed as the turtle threw her backwards onto Cameron. "Stepping stones, huh?" she angrily told Cameron as he chuckled nervously.
"Whoops. My bad." Cameron chuckled nervously.
Confessional: Zoey
"He has one job and that is to be smart. And he can't even do that right!? He's just so useless and weak!" Zoey complained.
"Good job on wasting time for no reason!" Zoey said.
"How could I have known that it was actually a really grumpy mutant turtle?" Cameron replied when Jo came.
"Ugh, of course. Stupid map!" Jo complained as she tore up the map when she saw them.
"How did you arrive after us if you had the map?" Cameron asked.
"The map wasn't even to find Larry, just a dumb X scribble at the side of a cliff. Whatever, this game isn't over yet!" Jo said as she jumped on the turtle and landed inside Larry's mouth and held the flower. "Yes! Hey suckers! Look who got the flower before your two crybabies! Gonna cry? Ah! Ow!" she grunted as Larry closed its mouth, eating her.
"It-It ate Jo like she was snack sized!" Cameron said in fear.
"Guess he's not a picky eater." Zoey smirked.
"Aw, let me out, you overgrown fern!" Jo yelled inside Larry as it spit her out at a tree.
"What do you know? That big mutant does have taste." Zoey said.
"Why does that thing's saliva smell like hot dogs…?" Jo said as she sniffed herself as Larry opened its mouth again, showing the flower.
"Cam! The flower, let's grab it!" Zoey said.
"But... but Larry. He's so big and carnivorous. And oh, sweet Mother of Pearl, he's looking at me like I'm desert!" Cameron said in fear.
"Snap out of it! You gotta dig deep and find your inner warrior! I need that flower to win!" Zoey said as she shook Cameron.
"Is that flower more important than my safety?" Cameron asked.
"I never said that! I'm just trying to win here!" Zoey said.
"Fine! Okay. From what just happened to Jo, that flower must be Larry's bite sensor. Problem is, there's no way to grab the flower and clear his mouth fast enough." Cameron thought.
"Hmm... I got a plan." Zoey said.
Cut to Zoey lowering Cameron onto Larry with a rope. "Um, Zoey? For the record, I don't like this plan!" Cameron said.
"You don't have to like it! Now focus, Cameron! It's all about teamwork!" Zoey said.
Confessional: Cameron
"Teamwork, as in I'll stand over here and help you get turned into mutant plant food!" Cameron said.
Confessional: Zoey
"Like I'm gonna let Cameron lower me down. My pet hamster, Ms. Puffycheeks is stronger than he is." Zoey said.
Cut to a hamster in a house in front of a growling cat as it punched it away.
"I must be… allergic to mutant pollen. On second thought, I don't even like flowers. Or winning." Cameron said as he was lowered.
"Come on, Cameron! Eye of the tiger!" Zoey said.
"Woohoo! Ah, yoink!" Jo cheered as she swung toward Cameron with a vine, kicked him away and got the flower as she landed on the other side.
"Whoa!" Cameron grunted as he crashed into Zoey.
"This flower is mine! So long, suckers!" Jo said as she ran off.
"Way to let Jo take the flower!" Zoey said.
"Why do you keep acting like this!? Am I really nothing more than a liability for you?" Cameron replied.
"Oh please, we both know you've been useless and weak all this time. Maybe I was the same before, but at least I'm trying to be stronger while you just cry about everything!" Zoey said.
"How am I weak? I was the only reason we found Larry, not to mention how many times my intellect helped us before? The old you wasn't useless either, remember how you saved me with those mutant goats in the air mobile challenge? Your new obsession with power is really upsetting." Cameron said when they heard Larry roar and get up to walk with its roots as it ran after Jo. "So, are we still a team?" he asked.
"Well, I guess." Zoey replied.
Confessional: Zoey
"Cam may be as effective in battle as a noodle, but he's right. He did help me a couple of times. I… guess I've started to only care about power after all. A-Am I doing the right thing?" Zoey thought.
Cut to Jo running with the flower. "Aw yeah, no one's stopping me from winning now!" Jo said as she ran, only to be grabbed by Larry. "Whoa! What? How did you get here? Nobody said you had feet!" she said as Zoey came running.
"Yoink yourself!" Zoey said as she jumped and took the flower as she ran away.
"Hey, get back here with my flower! Whoa!" Jo said as Larry tossed her away and chased after Zoey. "That nerd is so toast when I get out of here! Ah! Ow, my sweatpants!" Jo said as her head got stuck in a plant as she crashed into it while a plant spewed fire at her.
"Cam, catch!" Zoey said as she threw the flower at Cameron.
"Got it! Sorry!" Cameron said as he caught it and sneezed. He looked behind him to see Larry and screamed.
"Throw me the flower! I'm open! Cam, Larry's gaining on you!" Zoey said.
"Take your time, Cam! Larry hasn't had a decent meal since I stopped feeding him three years ago. Poor guy must be famished." Chris laughed at the end.
"Cam! Pass it here, I can win this! Stop being so pathetic!" Zoey said.
"Why do you keep mocking me like this? Who cares about how strong or weak someone is when they're your friend? You always talked about wanting to have friends but now all you care about is winning just like Scott or Jo! I don't know how, but you really changed for the worse!" Cameron angrily said as he stopped, causing Larry to eat him as he dropped the flower.
"You're welcome, Larry!" Chris laughed.
"Sorry, Cam! No time for chitchat!" Zoey said as she got the flower and began running away.
"Help! Zoey!" Cameron yelled inside Larry's mouth.
"Cameron?" Zoey said in shock as he noticed this and stoped.
"Ah! Zoey! Ah!" Cameron yelled.
"I should leave him. He'll just get in the way of me winning that million dollar prize like he always does. It's his own fault for stopping anyway." Zoey thought but then began reminiscing about the times she and Cameron were together.
(Flashback) "So stoked to be here! I've been watching Total Drama forever! Who knows? Maybe I'll even make some new friends." Zoey said.
(Flashback) "You can do it, Cam! Focus!" Zoey said while holding onto a branch.
(Flashback) "Nice one, Zoey!" Cameron said as he came.
"Thanks! Good luck, Cam!" Zoey said as she went back on her kart and drove away.
(Flashback) Meanwhile, Cameron was still holding on the zeppelin as it fell. He let go as it screamed, only for his jacket to be caught by a mutant goat. Zoey was on another next to it and winked at him. "Thanks, Zoey." Cameron said.
(Flashback) Mike, Zoey and Cameron were sitting in the mess hall and laughed as Cameron wore a spaghetti wig shaped like Chris's hare.
(Flashback) "Which means they get to pick who to take with them to the grand finale!" Cameron said.
"But no amount of money could buy a true friend. I'm coming to save you, Cam!" Zoey said as she took off her headband and ran toward Larry as she dropped the flower. "Hey, Bulb Breath! Get ready for a small town smackdown!" she yelled as she jumped toward Larry as he ate her. "Let us out, you overgrown flyswatter!" she yelled as she punched him from inside as Jo came and saw what was happening.
"Huh. I guess I should do something. Don't worry! I'm coming to save you!" Jo said as she ran, only to get the flower instead. "Not! See ya!" she laughed as she ran away while Larry chased after her as she saw the finish. "The finish line!" she said.
"Hurry up! Come on, Larry! She's almost made it!" Chris said. Jo continued running as Larry chased her.
"Ah! Wha!" Jo groaned as she jumped into the finish before Larry could catch her, dropping the flower.
"And Jo wins immunity! Larry, buddy! Look what I rescued for you!" Chris said as he took the flower and showed it to Larry who spat out Cameron and Zoey.
"Ah!" Cameron and Zoey grunted as they crashed into the ground while Larry took the flower from Chris as he hugged him.
"Who's a good man-eating plant? Larry's a good man-eating plant. Yes you are, yes you are!" Chris said as he scratched Larry's jaw as he stomped in joy.
"Wow, that is seriously messed up." Jo told Chef as they watched this.
"You're telling me." Chef said.
Meanwhile, Cameron and Zoey grunted on the ground covered in plant saliva. "Cam?" Zoey said as she got up and offered a hand to Cameron.
"Thanks, Zoey." Cameron said as he grabbed her hand.
Cut to Zoey and Cameron in front of the cabins. "Well, it's pretty cool we made it to the final three. I never would have imagined myself making it this far when I watched the show." Zoey said.
"Yeah, I didn't think I'd get this far either considering the whole "Bubble Boy" thing. It's too bad one of us has to go. I'm sorry I cost us the challenge today Zoey. If I hadn't stopped like that, we might have won." Cameron said.
"Hey, buddy. Cheer up! It's alright. I kind of went on a crazy power trip and forgot what was really important. At least now no matter what happens, we still have our friendship." Zoey said.
"Yeah. What caused you to change your whole mindset anyway?" Cameron asked.
"It's just… When Chef was hunting us, at first I got caught and got stuck to a tree due to the pasta. Scott found me and laughed, mocking me about how weak I was, saying I had no shot of beating him. That just… caused something to snap inside me due to all my anger. I wanted to hurt and humiliate him badly and show him that I could be strong." Zoey said.
"Zoey, you are strong just the way you are. Power isn't the only type of strength. You might not be super athletic like Lightning or Jo but the strength of your heart makes up for it. You and Mike were my first real friends since I couldn't really get out of my bubble before, and that means a lot to me." Cameron said.
"It's kind of the same thing for me as well. Back in my town, I don't really get along with most people there so I've just been lonely for most of my life. I'm glad I was at least able to make some here." Zoey said as she put a hand on his shoulder.
"So, Nerd 1 and Nerd 2. How does it feel to know you lost even when it was 2v1?" Jo mocked as she came.
"Why don't you just mind your own business Jo? Neither of us care for your insults." Cameron said.
"Whatever Bubble Boy. Just remember that one of you is going down tonight." Jo said as she left while Zoey and Cameron looked at each other.
Cut to everyone in front of the catapult. "Elimination time! Jo. By refusing to help rescue a fellow player from the jaws of a monster…" Chris said.
"You know it!" Jo said as Zoey and Cameron looked upset by her.
"You've secured yourself a place in the finale. And... you get to choose your opponent in said finale." Chris said.
"Wow, I won. What a big surprise. Now all that's left to do is choose which sucker goes home!" Jo laughed.
"Who will get the Hurl of Shame? Will it be Zoey, the formerly savage commando? Or will it be–" Chris tried to say but was interrupted.
"Me. It will be me." Cameron said.
"Cameron!" Zoey said in shock.
"Yes! Today, I mistrusted the very person who tried to save my life. A person who taught me the true meaning of friendship!" Cameron said.
"Um, Cam? Yeah, that's nice and all, but it's not your choice." Chris said.
"No! It's my time. I know it. And I embrace it. I entered this competition as a boy in a bubble. But I will return home as a man in a bubble! Chris, you may hurl when ready!" Cameron said as he walked toward the catapult.
"Actually, I'm hurling Zoey." Jo said.
"What?!" Cameron and Zoey said in shock.
"But Zoey's a more worthy opponent!" Chris said.
"Yup. And that's why she needs to go! I'm taking you to the finals so I can eat you alive." Jo threatened as Cameron gulped.
"Well, good luck Cam. Kick her butt for me!" Zoey said as she got in the catapult.
"I-I will." Cameron gulped.
"Bon appetit, and bon voyage!" Chris said as he catapulted Zoey away.
"Whoops. She forgot her Toxic Marshmallow of Loserdom. Oh well. Chef, dispose of it so it's not dangerous." Chris told Chef who held a box with the toxic marshmallow in it.
"Uh… alright." Chef said as he walked away.
"Well, I for one am relieved. Having Cam and Zoey compete for the million would've been a friendly, huggy, snooze-fest." Chris said.
"Oh. There will be no snoozing. And definitely no hugging." Jo said as she walked toward Cameron as he backed away scared.
"Yep! Just unrelenting, death-defying, brains versus brawn mortal combat! Next time on the epic final round of Total. Drama. Revenge of the Island!" Chris said.
Cut to Chef in front of the campfire. He tossed the box in it, causing a giant explosion as the episode ended.
BONUS CLIP
Zoey's Audition Tape
Zoey was recording herself in her room. "Hi! I'm Zoey. I've been watching Total Drama since it first aired and I'm a huge fan. Being on the show would be like a dream for me! Also finally getting some friends would be nice. I wanna meet other teens outside my small town that go to Indie theater and wear retro clothes and hornroom glasses." Zoey said when she heard a horn honking outside. "Ugh. Every Saturday night, the town jocks drive up and down Main Street cheering for the football team. Seriously, if I get on the show, my worst nightmare would be to get voted off by a jock. But what are the chances of that?" she said as the tape ended.
Finalists: Cameron, Jo
Eliminated Contestants:
3. Zoey
4. Scott
5. Lightning
6. Mike
MERGE
7. Anne Maria
8. Brick
9. Sam
10. Dawn
11. B
12. Dakota
13. Staci
With that, we have our finalists! I thought Cameron was a fine one in canon but Lightning just got demonized in the final episodes so I replaced him with Jo who was antagonistic from the start and had a rivalry with Cameron from before. This episode's mostly fine, I just didn't care about the Cam and Zoey conflict so I changed it to be better.