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SuperSonicHeroes: Glad you like the F2 more!
"Last time on Total Drama: Revenge of the Island…" Chris began the recap. "the final three went hunting for my old pal Larry the Human Flytrap. Awww. Adorable. Cameron and Zoey vowed to take each other to the finale, but major trust issues pulled them apart. In the end, Jo won immunity, and gave Zoey the old heave hurl! Now, only two competitors remain. Jo and Cameron in the ultimate Total Drama showdown! It's brains vs. brawn in a tooth-rattling, ego-bashing, life-threatening battle for a cash prize of one. Million. Dollars. Right here, right now on the epic finale of Total. Drama. Revenge of the Island!" he ended the recap.
(Theme song)
Cut to Cameron and Jo in the woods. "Poor Zoey. She really deserved to make it to the finale." Cameron said.
"Aw, but then I wouldn't get to beat your sorry butt before I take home the million." Jo said as she poked Cameron into the ground.
"This isn't over. I may be a little delicate, but I've still got what you athletic types refer to as "game"." Cameron said.
"Oh really? Check this "game"! Huh! I've got this in the bag!" Jo said as she began lifting a log.
"Perhaps. But not if the final challenge is of an intellectual nature." Cameron said.
"Oh please. As if. Total Drama finales are always physical. Remember what I said? "You're mental if you think you can win Total Drama without getting physical." Hope you like juice, 'cause I'm gonna crush you like a grape!" Jo threatened as Cameron gulped in fear.
Confessional: Cameron
"Am I worried? No. Terrified? Yes. But this formerly feeble bubble boy has come a long way. If I can beat Jo, I can do anything!" Cameron said.
"Like a grape!" Jo yelled from outside.
"If, on the other hand, Jo beats me savagely, I at least have a biologically sterile plastic bubble in which I can spend the next sixteen years growing my skin back while eating my mom's sandwiches through a straw." Cameron said nervously.
"Grape!" Jo yelled from outside.
"Oh, mom, if you're listening, start pumping the oxygen!" Cameron said.
Confessional: Jo
"I couldn't have chosen a better finale opponent if I tried. I mean seriously, have you seen how pathetic Weasel Boy is? He can't even do a single push-up. Victory is mine! Ah!" Jo grunted as she did pull-ups, only to fall when she heard a trumpet noise.
Cut to Cameron and Jo in front of the cabins as two interns played trumpets as Chef pulled Chris on a chariot as he wore Roman clothes. "All hail mighty McLean!" Chris said.
"Hail McLean? What's with the ancient Roman garb?" Cameron asked.
"You'll see. Slave! Bring me my mystic seeing glass!" Chris said as an intern brought a TV as he blew a raspberry at Chris. "Hey! You know what? In ancient Rome, blowing a raspberry was a show of respect!" he said.
"No it wasn't." Cameron said.
"Anywho, as a reward for making it all the way to the finale, you each get thirty seconds to speak to a loved one back home. Cameron, you're first." Chris said as Cameron's Mom appeared on the TV.
"No way! Mom!" Cameron said.
"Cammy Bear! You look so different! Is that muscle tone?" Cameron's Mom asked.
"Indeed it is. I haven't puked due to exercise in weeks!" Cameron said.
"That's great, honey! But I have bad news. Purified air costs so much. If you don't win the million, we'll have to deflate your bubble!" Cameron's Mom said.
"Seriously?" Cameron in shock.
"Love you, Cammy Bear! Don't forget to floss! And win!" Cameron's Mom said as the screen faded into static.
"Don't worry, Cammy Bear. You can floss after I win! If you've got any teeth left." Jo mocked as she shoved Cameron away when her dad appeared on the TV.
"Hey kid. Good job on making it this far." Jo's Dad said.
"Thanks. I knew I could do it." Jo said.
"Of course. Also, for that personal gym you wanted. It's going to cost a decent amount of money so that million would be really useful to get it quicker." Jo's Dad said.
"Don't worry, no way am I losing this." Jo said.
"That's what I wanted to hear! See you later." Jo's Dad said.
"Wow, so I guess you're not going easy on me?" Cameron said nervously.
"You really thought I would!?" Jo said.
"Whoa! Love the fire, bro. But save it for the challenge." Chris chuckled.
Confessional: Jo
"If I want to finally open my own private gym, I need to win this million. I will not lose after coming this far. I don't know how to. One way or another, that million is mine!" Jo said.
Cut to the interns pulling the chariot in a forest, with Jo and Cameron on it alongside Chris. "Where to? The haunted forest? Mount Looming Tragedy? I was quite partial to Mount Looming Tragedy." Cameron said.
"Speak for yourself, that place was awesome." Jo said.
"Nah, somewhere way more dangerous. With the most painful Total Drama finale competition ever! Ladies and gentleman, behold the Chrisosseum!" Chris said as they approached a coliseum.
Cut to some interns blowing trumpets as Chris sat on a throne and stopped some music on a music player, showing that the trumpet noise was coming from there as the inters played badly and then stopped.
"Finalists, say what's up to your cheering sections! From the Mutant Maggots, Mike, Zoey, Anne Maria, Brick and Staci. And the Toxic Rats, Lightning, B, Sam, Dakota, Dawn, and Scott." Chris said as he introduced everyone on the bleachers. Scott now had a few extra bandages.
"What happened to Scott?" Cameron asked.
"What did you think would happen after I got hurled with that stupid s-shark?" Scott said in fear.
"I guess Fang had a little too much fun with you, huh?" Chris chuckled as most people looked concerned for Scott.
"Wow, thanks guys!" Cameron said as people cheered for him.
"Great, of course they support the Bubble Boy. Why did you have to bring these bunch of losers back?" Jo scoffed.
"Hey! Who're you calling a loser!" Lightning angrily said.
"Hey, Chris? Do I have to cheer for Jo? No offense, b-but you weren't exactly the nicest when we talked which wasn't a lot of times.
"Well, I'm not cheering for either of these suckers." Scott said.
"Oh, I think you will cheer. Otherwise, I'll be forced to unleash him." Chris said as he pressed a button, making Fang appear next to Scott as he screamed in fear. "Any questions?" he asked.
"N-No! G-Go Jo!" Scott cheered nervously as Jo grinned.
"On with the main event. The final challenge of the season is... a one-on-one gladiator Battle Royale! But first you'll need to use your imaginations to make armor and weapons in a challenge I like to call "Make It or Break It"! You'll need tools and materials to build your armor and weapons. And we've got 'em right here!" Chris said as he pointed at a pile of stuff.
"Ooh, that blowtorch could be extremely useful." Cameron said.
"But wait, that's not all! Oh, Chef?" Chris said.
"Of course I'm doing all the hard work again." Chef said as he dropped a crate from the air with a helicopter.
"Thank you, Chef! You have fifteen minutes to collect useful bits of crud from Mount Junkmore and assemble your arsenal. But watch your step. I may have loaded the dumpster with a ton of booby traps. Also, I'll let you choose one helper each to help you in the finale. Cameron, you can choose first.
Confessional: Cameron
"Well, I'll need someone strong to do all the heavy lifting as I think of what to build. And I think I know the perfect choice for that." Cameron said.
"I choose Lightning. "Cameron said.
"Sha-bam! Jo is going down!" Lightning cheered as he jumped out of the peanut gallery and fist bumped Cameron.
"Good pick Cam!" Mike cheered.
Confessional: Jo
"Looks like Bubble Boy finally realized you can't accomplish shit with brains alone. As for a helper, I'd rather not have one but I guess if I have to…" Jo said.
"You're up, Soggypants." Jo said.
"Me? I don't appreciate the insult but I guess I could help you." Brick said as he got out of the peanut gallery.
"Not like you have any other choice." Jo said.
"Now that we have the helpers, we can begin! Ready, set…" Chris said as an intern pressed a button on the radio, playing some weird noises before they pressed it again to play a gong noise as Chris looked annoyed. "Go!" he said.
"Ah!" Cameron grunted as Jo ran over him while Brick and Lightning went in different directions. Lightning pulled out a piece of metal, only for a stink bomb to be sprayed in his face. "Ah! Aw, stink bomb? Sha-nasty!" Lightning said.
"Go, Cameron!" Mike cheered in the gallery.
"Yes! This is just like that one Sanic the Hedgeheg game!" Sam cheered in the gallery.
"Sweet mannequin leg. It could make a great club! Ooh, and those chains!" Jo said as she pulled out some stuff from the pile.
"You need to build armor, too!" Brick said.
"To protect me from what? That?" Jo said as she pointed at Cameron finding a computer in the wreckage.
"Ooh, seven hundred megahertz!" Cameron said as he looked at it.
"My bad." Brick said.
"Ah, safety first." Cameron said as he tried to pull out a hazmat suit from the wreckage, only for it to blow up in her face.
"Ooh!" Mike and Zoey winced in the peanut gallery.
"Nice." Scott chuckled in the peanut gallery.
"Ha! Why don't you give up? Save yourself a trip to the hospital." Jo mocked as she left.
"The blowtorch! Yes! The million dollars is mine! Ow!" Cameron said as he saw a blowtorch, only for the racket to land on his head.
"Aw, yeah! Lightning brings the big guns! Whoa!" Lightning grunted as he pulled out a cannon, only for him to fire at it which he ducked under, causing it to hit a fence. He turned the cannon around after this. "Ha. Who's the smart guy now? Ah!" he grunted as the cannon was launched backwards, hitting him and launching him into the hole in the fence.
"All right! Those booby traps were such a good idea!" Chris chuckled.
"You can do it!" Mike cheered from the gallery.
"Yeah!" Zoey cheered from the gallery.
"Go Cameron!" Mike cheered from the gallery.
Cameron pulled out a box from a ship and fell, finding an engine. "Yes! Ow!" he winced as the machine fell on his foot.
Meanwhile, Jo was hammering a piece of metal, making some armor for herself. "How's that for armor?" Jo asked Brick as she put on a pan as a helmet.
"Impressive considering all of the stuff in here was from the dump." Brick said.
"I don't even know why I bothered making it considering who my opponent is." Jo said.
"Jo, If you want to win, I advise you not to underestimate your opponent no matter how small or frail they may seem." Brick said.
"Whatever you say, Sir Leaks a Lot." Jo said as Brick looked upset.
Meanwhile, Cameron powered the computer with a toxic marshmallow. "Yes!" Cameron said as he began typing stuff.
"What's all this sha-way-too-complex stuff for?" Lightning asked.
"Oh, you'll see." Cameron replied.
Cut to a montage of Jo and Cameron building stuff. Jo continued hammering the metal while Cameron typed some stuff in a computer. Jo held the mannequin leg as some spikes came out of it, she threw it and hit the mannequin, taking its head off as she smirked. Meanwhile, Cameron looked at some advanced calculations written on the ground when a sound played from the music player as an intern shut it off.
"And time is up! Lightning and Brick, return to your seats. Finalists! Take your positions for the Total Drama Showdown! Last man standing wins one. Million. Dollars!" Chris said.
"Good luck in the finale Jo. You are a strong competitor, even if your attitude needs some work." Brick said.
"Thanks, Soggypants. And, I guess you're pretty tough too." Jo said.
"That's the nicest thing you said to me all season." Brick said.
"Yeah, yeah, don't get used to it." Jo said as Brick left.
"You can do it little girl! Kick Jo's butt for me!
"Thanks. Also I'm not a-nevermind." Cameron said as Lightning left. While Jo slid in front of the camera.
"That's the champion!" Scott cheered.
"Try not to beat him too hard!" Sam cheered.
"Rah! Let's do this!" Jo said.
"Ugh. It feels so wrong to cheer for Jo. I always cheer for the underdog, but the only underdog here is Cam. I mean, look at him." Sam said in the gallery as he saw Cameron with a suitcase in front of Jo.
"This is going to be extremely one-sided." Dakota said in the gallery.
"Nice suitcase. Is Cammy Bear running home to mommy?" Jo mocked.
"Nope. That's your job!" Cameron chuckled as he kicked open the case, dressing him up in an Iron Man suit. "Game on!" he said as the peanut gallery all cheered while Jo and Cameron started each other down.
"This is gonna be good. The ultimate battle brutale! Find out when we return on Total. Drama. Revenge of the Island!" Chris said as the screen faded to black.
"Smash that traitor to the ground!" Lightning cheered in the gallery.
"You got this, buddy!" Mike cheered in the gallery.
"Come on soldier!" Brick cheered in the gallery.
"It's the final challenge of the season. A gladiator battle to end all gladiator battles!" Chris said.
"Nice rip-off suit, Mr. Can't-even-think-of-something-original. Suit or not, I'm still kicking your butt!" Jo said.
"Beating me with this suit is probably going to be way harder than beating me with no suit." Cameron said.
"Whatever, nerd. You stink!" Jo said.
"I believe I was speaking. Save the trash talk for the battle. Oh, and in the grand Total Drama tradition, there're gonna be a few obstacles to deal with, which I will release into the ring whenever I feel like it." Chris said.
"I'll crush anything that gets in my way! Rah!" Jo yelled.
"The match ends when one gladiator pins the other for three seconds." Chris said.
"Three seconds? That's it?" Cameron said.
"Ha. I could pin you for three minutes if I wanted!" Jo mocked.
"Once again, I highly doubt that." Cameron said.
"And... go!" Chris said as the peanut gallery cheered.
"Kiss the million dollars goodbye!" Jo said as she ran toward Cameron.
"Correction: kiss your butt goodbye!" Cameron said as he blasted a beam of energy toward Jo which she barely dodged by jumping.
"Ah! Whoo! Captain of the track squad!" Jo said before she got hit by another blast.
"Time for a close encounter of the mutant kind. Finalists, take your positions for the ultimate Total Drama showdown!" Chris said as he pushed a button on a remote, letting a giant cockroach in the ring.
"Ah!" Jo grunted as she was hit by a fire blast from the beatle, knocking her away.
"What the-? Oof!" Cameron grunted as the beetle punched him into a fence and began pummeling him.
"Sweet! Mama beetle's gonna soften him up for me. One million bucks, here I come." Jo said as the gallery all yelled nervously.
"Duck, duck, jump, punch!" Sam said.
"You're supposed to be rooting for Jo!" Dakota said.
"They keep swapping underdog status, it's confusing!" Sam replied.
"Ah! Don't... don't make me use this! Ugh, no!" Cameron said as he tried to use his gloves, only for them to short circuit.
"I'm gonna destroy you!" Jo laughed as Cameron blasted away the beetle with his boots.
"Huh, sorry." Cameron said.
"Your luck just ran out, Cammy Bear! No more Ms. Nice Girl." Jo said.
"You were being nice before?" Cameron asked.
"Better say your prayers now!" Jo said as she charged at him while the peanut gallery yelled as she began hitting him with the leg. "Hah, sucker! I'm gonna enjoy terrorizing you!" she laughed as she continued hitting him.
"Ooh…" Zoey, Brick, and Sam winced.
"Yeah!" Scott chuckled.
"Ow! Armor strength eighty percent! Ow! Seventy-five percent!" Cameron said.
"Yawn." Chris said as he pressed a button, letting a giant mutant alligator in which grabbed Cameron as he screamed.
"Bye-bye, Pencil Neck!" Jo mocked as the alligator ate Cameron.
"Oh! I can't watch!" Zoey said as she closed her eyes with her hands.
"Yeah really should. The ratings on this are gonna be crazy." Chris said.
"Ah! Ah, I miss my bubble!" Cameron said as he opened the crocodile's mouth from inside.
"Back off, scaly! The twerp is mine!" Jo said as she hit the alligator.
"Ignition!" Cameron said as he launched himself out of the alligator's mouth with his boots, making it cough and then growl at Jo.
"Aw, crud. Ah! Let go of me, you dirty lizard! Ah!" Jo said as the alligator grabbed her when Cameron tackled it, sending it crashing into a fence as it dropped Jo who fell on the ground painfully as the peanut gallery winced.
"Ooh, pain, my favoruite!" Chris said as Jo groaned.
"Are you okay?" Cameron asked.
"Wait, Cam now's your chance before she gets up! Pin her!" Mike cheered from the gallery.
"Oh, yeah!" Cameron said, only to notice that Jo got up.
"You're going down, Bubble Nerd! Rah! Ah!" Jo grunted as she tried to punch Cameron who ducked and flew away as he tried to hit her with an energy blast which she ducked under and ran away.
"Full power!" Cameron said as he blasted her.
"Oh no you don't!" Jo said as she grabbed her plastic leg, swinging it to deflect the blast away which hit Fang and broke his teeth as he whimpered.
"Hah, that's what you get you stupid shark!" Scott laughed.
"Aw, yeah!" Jo said as she deflected another shot which was sent toward Chris.
"Gah! Uh-oh." Chris said as he and the interns jumped away, accidentally dropping the remote which got hit by the blast, releasing a bunch of mutants.
Confessional: Zoey
"Larry." Zoey said in fear.
Confessional: Mike
"M-M-Mutant gophers!" Mike said in fear.
Confessional: Scott
"At least Fang was already here." Scott shrugged.
A squirrel fired a laser at the peanut gallery, making them run away into the arena. They all screamed as they ran away from the mutants. "Don't even try it, fur pants." Anne Maria told a squirrel which shot a laser at her hair, opening a hole in it. "My pouffe! No!" she yelled as Ezekiel came from the top of the fence.
"Don't worry! I'll save you!" Ezekiel said as he jumped down and approached the squirrel. "Back off, eh?" he said as he knocked the squirrel away as he turned to Anne Maria while his eyes became heart shaped. "Now how about a thank you kiss, eh?" he said as he leaned in for a kiss.
"Don't even try it, freak!" Anne Maria said.
"My friends are in danger! We've got to save them!" Cameron gasped as he saw everyone being chased by the mutants.
"Tell you what, you waste your time trying to save a bunch of losers, and I win the million!" Jo said as she swung as she swung at Cameron.
"Eep!" Cameron said as he dodged it with his rocket boots.
"Hey, get back here!" Jo said as she tackled him.
"Ugh!" Cameron grunted as Jo pinned him into the ground.
"Hey McLame, I'm pinning him! Oof!" Jo grunted as Cameron tossed her away into a fence, making the pan fall off her head as Cameron grabbed it and tossed it at Ezekiel who was trying to kiss Anne Maria, knocking him down.
"Ah! Aw yeah! Thanks, doll." Anne Maria said as she covered the hole in her hair with hairspray somehow.
"Sure. Ugh!" Cameron grunted as Jo hit him.
"Yeah!" Jo cheered.
Meanwhile, Chris was being approached by mutant gophers. "The biohazardous waste was Chef's idea! If you're gonna chew someone's face off, chew his! Okay, that was a lie but still! Help!" Chris said as Larry knocked the gophers away with his root and roared. "That's extra fertilizer for you tonight! Aww. Now go out there and terrorize some loser contestants." he said as he hugged Larry's head.
Meanwhile, a mutant turtle was on Sam. "Ah!" Sam grunted.
"Leave Sam alone, you bad turtle!" Dakota said as she tried to pull Sam out.
"I'm gonna pop!" Sam yelled.
"Oh, the tea leaves said nothing about this!" Dawn said nearby as a tree squid grabbed by and hit him in the kiwis with its tentacles.
"Yeah, my great-great grandfather–" Staci said in Larry's mouth as he ate her and growled at Mike, Brick, Zoey and Lightning.
"Man, that plant is freaky!" Lightning said.
"You're telling me!" Zoey said.
"Soldiers, we must-Oh crap." Brick said as Larry grabbed them all.
"No! Ow!" Cameron said as he saw this, only to be hit by Jo.
"Quit being a hero and fight! Ow!" Jo grunted as Cameron blasted her away.
"Armor strength at sixty percent! Gotta find Larry's weak spot. Gotcha!" Cameron said as he analyzed Larry and blasted at it's kiwis, making it walk away as it clutched them while dropping everyone he held as they cheered while Cameron waved, only to turn back and see Jo running at him.
"You wanted an intellectual challenge? When I finish with you, your whole life's gonna be an intellectual challenge!" Jo said as she began pummeling Cameron, making everyone gasp.
"Ow! Ow! Armor strength at twenty percent! Fifteen! Jo's strikes are stronger than I anticipated. That's it! Cameron to armor one! Convert all power to create an electromagnetic charge!" Cameron said as his suit created a giant flash of light and then shut down as everyone looked shocked. "Oh no! The charge overloaded my armor! I'm stuck!" he said.
"You're do-... what the? What's happening?!" Jo said as she tried to hit Cameron, only for her armor to begin shaking.
"Oh nothing, I just turned you into a giant magnet." Cameron said as Jo looked around nervously and saw some barrels approaching.
"Ahhh! Ah!" Jo grunted as she was surrounded by barrels and then got struck by lightning, making her collapse as she groaned.
"Sha-bam." Sam chuckled.
"Hey, that's my line!" Lightning said as Jo whimpered.
"Do it!" Sam cheered alongside everyone as Cameron tried to stand up, only to fall on Jo.
"One! Two! Three!" Everyone but Jo counted and then began cheering.
"He's done it! Cameron has done it! Cameron wins Total Drama: Revenge of the Island and the million dollar prize!" Chris said as Chef pulled him in the chariot.
"Yes! I did it!" Cameron said as he took off his helmet while he was held by everyone as they cheered.
"Ugh, I can't believe I lost after coming this far!" Jo complained.
"Well, at least you made it to second place. That's pretty impressive." Cameron said.
"Shut up. You're a traitorous backstabber who robbed me from victory!" Jo angrily said as she got up.
"I learned from the best." Cameron said as he offered his hand.
"You- you know... you're right. Good technique, kid." Jo said as she shook it.
Confessional: Cameron
"To a boy in a bubble to a million dollar winner? I wouldn't believe it myself if it wasn't all on tape! I only came here to get to know the outside world, I didn't think I'd actually win! But hey, I'm not complaining." Cameron said.
Confessional: Jo
"Ugh, I lost. I guess Cam's not as weak as I thought after all. Probably should have realized that after he beat me at immunity multiple times. Whatever, I'm not letting a single loss hold me down. This just means I need to train harder." Jo said.
Cut to everyone on the dock. Chris and Cameron were at the dock while everyone else was at the dock. "Congratulations, Cameron. To the winner goes the spoils. One million dollars in cold. Hard. Cash." Chris said as he showed Cameron the suitcase.
"Thanks!" Cameron said as he grabbed the suitcase, only to drop it on the ground due to how heavy it was as he got on the boat while pulling it. "And thanks for all your support. It made all the difference." he told everyone.
"So, what are you gonna spend it on first? Hair or shoes? Because both need a lot of work." Anne Maria said.
"Didn't you hear his mom? He needs the cash to pump up his bubble." Sam said.
"I think he needs to use it to start getting more buff!" Lightning said as he kissed his abs.
"Well, I was going to use the bubble to heal my shattered body, but after surviving without any crippling injuries and being perfectly fine outside with no symptoms of sickness, I think my illness is finally done! I don't need to go back to my bubble ever again! And I couldn't have done it without all of you, so... I'm gonna spend it all on you guys instead!" Cameron said
"Hello, world's biggest television and every game system in existence!" Sam said.
"I can finally build Lightning Stadium! Sha-bam!" Lightning cheered.
"Fashion school, here I come! Yeah, you heard me." Brick said as everyone looked shocked while the boat took off.
"Well, that's it for another season. Except for one last surprise I hid on their boat. First rule of show biz. Always go out with a bang." Chris said as he pressed a button on a remote, blowing up the dock under him as he fell in the water as the campers laughed. "Whoa! Ah! Huh?" he said in shock as Chef grinned while driving the note. "Chef! Until next time, I'm Chris McLean. And this has been Total. Drama. Revenge of the Island!" he said in the water when some RCMP helicopters came.
"You're busted, McLean!" an RCMP guard said on the helicopter.
"Huh? For what?!" Chris asked.
"Creating an environmental disaster! That's what! Also, all the crap you pulled while doing your show! Residents of Wawanakwa, your island is now under government protection. You're hereby quarantined! Prepare for heavy scrub detamination!" the RCMP guard said as some guys in hazmat suits came on the dock with buckets.
"Ow!" Chris yelled as the boat rode away while the episode ended.
BONUS CLIP
Jo's Audition Tape
Jo was in her room which was filled with workout equipment. "To the producers of Total Drama, you will choose me as a contestant for your crappy show for the following reasons. I am the best, I am the strongest, I am the smartest and by extension, the meanest. I will win the million dollars, which you will give to me in small unmarked bills. On second thought, you will simply hand the money over to me right now, because nobody could possibly be better than me. If there's anyone that can beat me, I haven't met them yet. That is all." Jo explained as the camera zoomed into her face and then zoomed out as it ended.
Alt. End: Jo wins:
"Oh no! The charge overloaded my armor! I'm stuck!" Cameron said.
"You're do-... what the? What's happening?!" Jo said as she tried to hit Cameron, only for her armor to begin shaking.
"Oh nothing, I just turned you into a giant magnet." Cameron said as Jo looked around nervously and saw some barrels approaching.
"Ahhh! Ah!" Jo grunted as she was surrounded by barrels and then got struck by lightning, making her whimper as she stood up while looking dazed when Cameron collapsed.
"Oh my gosh. Cam, get up!" Mike said.
"You can't lose here, you damn Bubble Lover!" Lightning said.
"I can't! The suit's out of power! It won't budge!" Cameron said.
"Come on, Man-Lady, pin him already!" Scott said.
"Ugh… why are there flying dumbbells everywhere?" Jo mumbled as she fell on Cameron.
"One. Two. Three! She's done it! Jo has done it! Jo wins Total Drama: Revenge of the Island and the million dollar prize!" Chris said as Chef pulled him in the chariot while everyone sighed.
"Well, I guess this does prove than brawn is better than brains, so it's not all sha-bad." Lightning said.
Confessional: Jo
"See that? Not even the forces of nature can stop me from winning! Ah, victory. It tastes even better than I thought! From now on, you can call me the Thunder Bender!" Jo said.
Confessional: Cameron
"I may not have won, but I did survive. And that counts for a lot when you grow up per-medically sealed in plastic. Just being alive is a personal victory!" Cameron said.
Cut to everyone on the dock. Chris and Jo were at the dock while everyone else was at the dock. "Congratulations, Jo. To the winner goes the spoils. One million dollars in cold. Hard. Cash." Chris said as he showed Jo the suitcase.
"Aw, yeah!" Jo cheered as she took the case.
"Sorry you lost, Cam." Zoey said.
"On the contrary! Thanks to my armor, I wasn't beat nearly as savagely as I expected! I've also been perfectly fine outside with no instances of sickness! Which means I don't have to go back to my bubble! Personal win!" Cameron said.
"I'm glad to hear that." Zoey said as Jo got on the boat.
"So Jo, how are you gonna spend the money?" Mike asked.
"My fee is ten percent." Lightning said.
"If you need someone to play video games for you while you're laid up, I'm available!" Sam said.
"No way! I'm using this to buy my own gym so I can finally work out in peace!
"My advice? Super-physio, bro." Chris said as he showed an X-Ray of Jo.
"Hah, pain can't stop me! Ow! Okay maybe I'll spend a bit on it." Jo said as she tried to move, only to hurt her leg.
Confessional: Lightning
"This is so sha-unfair. I carried both these guys to the finale. Where's my million dollars? What a rip-off!" Lightning complained.
The boat took off. "Well, that's it for another season. Except for one last surprise I hid on their boat. First rule of show biz. Always go out with a bang." Chris said as he pressed a button on a remote, blowing up the dock under him as he fell in the water as the campers laughed. "Whoa! Ah! Huh?" he said in shock as Chef grinned while driving the note. "Chef! Until next time, I'm Chris McLean. And this has been Total. Drama. Revenge of the Island!" he said in the water when some RCMP helicopters came.
"You're busted, McLean!" an RCMP guard said on the helicopter.
"Huh? For what?!" Chris asked.
"Creating an environmental disaster! That's what! Also, all the crap you pulled while doing your show! Residents of Wawanakwa, your island is now under government protection. You're hereby quarantined! Prepare for heavy scrub detamination!" the RCMP guard said as some guys in hazmat suits came on the dock with buckets.
"Ow!" Chris yelled as the boat rode away while the episode ended.
BONUS CLIP
Cameron's Audition Tape
Cameron was in his room inside a bubble. "Well, time for a big step forward in the life of Cameron Corduroy Wilkins. I'm what's known as a "bubble boy". I have a rare illness which means I had to spend my entire life so far in this bubble. But recently, it's gotten better so my mom and I decided that I should sign up on the show to experience the outdoors and improve my health by working out. So it'd mean a lot if you signed me up, even if I probably don't stand a chance. Thanks!" Cameron said.
Elimination Order:
1. Cameron
2. Jo
3. Zoey
4. Scott
5. Lightning
6. Mike
MERGE
7. Anne Maria
8. Brick
9. Sam
10. Dawn
11. B
12. Dakota
13. Staci
With that, ROTI is over! This season didn't have many changes compared to the other 3 but hope you all still enjoyed. I kept Cameron as a winner cuz I personally liked his arc.