Family Matters 2
"So what does this do?" asked Mego, tapping a large cylinder item. "Is it like a death ray?"
"No," said Shego, crossing her arms.
"An electrical submerger?" asked Mego. Shego rolled her eyes.
"No," sighed Shego. "Mego...it's an espresso machine."
"Oh... So...nothing villain related," said Mego. He huffed and looked around. "I've yet to see anything apart from a lair. Are you sure you're villains?"
"Mego, you said you weren't going to interfere," said Shego. Her patience was already running low and it'd only been two hours.
"I'm not. Just wondering about what my sister does for a living," said Mego. He flopped on the couch next to her. "So do you kidnap, extort, rob banks...? Apart from world domination... What does that entail directly?"
"All of that, and death threats...chemical warfare... General stuff," said Drakken walking through the living quarters. Shego shrugged. "Shego, we need to...get something."
"Is it knockout gas?" asked Shego. Drakken rolled his eyes. "What and where?"
"It's an artificial intelligence enhancer that I need for...the synthodrones...in a..." Drakken looked uneasy and Shego looked to see Mego intently listening, his head rested in his hands.
"Mego, do you mind?" asked Shego, looking at him. He shook his head. "Kind of things heroes...even on vacation...should not be privy to."
"Hey, whatever is said here, stays here," said Mego, sitting up. "I am in no way involved. Simply a spectator."
"Right," said Drakken. "We both need to go...and...ahem."
"You want me to lock him in a closet?" asked Shego, indicating to her brother. She sure hoped so.
"No," said Drakken. He raised his brow and gave her a smirk. "Mego, do you want to go on a break in with us?"
"Uh, yeah I do," said Mego jumping up and grinning. "Now we're talking. I was starting to wonder if you guys were just posers."
"I assure you, we're not," said Drakken, giving Shego a smug look as Mego grabbed his jacket.
"What are you up to?" asked Shego, grabbing Drakken's arm as they walked towards the door, her eyes narrowing.
"I'm simply inviting your brother along with us. He wants to see what you do, let him," said Drakken with a shrug.
"Can I drive?" asked Mego looking at the controls, his arms crossed.
"I don't know," said Drakken. He caught Shego's look and smirked. "He knows how to fly doesn't he?"
"Yes," said Mego. He was quiet for a second, and then, "Do you ever make your own inventions or do you outsource?"
"Both," said Drakken. Shego scoffed. "What's that supposed to mean?"
"I can count on one hand the amount of completed inventions you've actually made and completed yourself," said Shego with an eye-roll.
"That's because whenever I need certain materials, someone is conveniently on vacation," said Drakken. He shot her a glare.
"Hmm. Why then, when I come back...they're not a priority?" asked Shego. She smirked at his disgruntled face as he went back to driving.
"Back to me," said Mego. They both looked at him. "Is that a yes or no on driving?"
"So you two are breaking into a top secret defense facility for AI update components? Couldn't you just hack it?" asked Mego. He snapped his fingers. "Remember Electronique did that once... What did she want... Mind control devices right? She made her own and took over half of Go City."
"Yeah, classic Electronique," smirked Shego. She raised a brow. "I wonder what she's doing in her high security prison cell."
"Plotting revenge probably," suggested Drakken. He watched as the two siblings nodded in agreement with him. "Anyway, back to our current plot."
"Okay, you stay here and do nothing, we'll be back," said Shego, pointing at Mego. And before she jumped off, she took the keys.
"I wasn't going to go for a joy ride, I'm not the Wegos," Mego scoffed as the two sprinted into the facility. He looked at the hover car and smirked. "Before I leave, I will drive this thing."
"Okay, so you download the software and I'll grab some of the chips," said Drakken, rubbing his hands together. Step one of his longer plan was taking place and all under the ruse of new syntho-upgrades.
"You know, Mego's right. We should have hacked the system for the software. We could have rerouted the servers even. You could easily pick up chips from... Wait, can't you order the upgrades from Henchco?" asked Shego as she began downloading the software.
"Not these ones Shego, I need these ones," said Drakken as he held the chips before putting them in his pocket.
"You shouldn't touch what isn't yours, Drakken," came Kim Possible's voice from the doorway. "Didn't your mom ever teach you that?"
"Perhaps, but she also taught me this," smirked Drakken as he kicked a robotics display to fall towards where Kim stood. "I mean she used mannequins and it was at a local mall, but still. Shego!"
"Flying solo today, Kimmy?" asked Shego as she sent a blast at the teen.
"No...wait... Ron?" asked Kim, but she didn't look much longer as she and Shego began fighting as Drakken casually finished downloading the information.
"You should really keep better track of your side-kick, Kimmy," said Shego as she blasted the robots so they fell on Kim. "Dr. D.?"
"This was easier than normal," said Drakken as the two ran out and back to the hover car.
"So then I was like, let's go visit Shego and see what she's doing," said Mego as he stood outside the hover car, Ron nodding.
"Don't you feel conflicted about being here and villainy?" asked Ron. He sighed. "But I bet it's fun."
"Not really. Mostly been chilling and then here, Drakken says he might let me drive," said Mego with a shrug. "Hey aren't you supposed to be doing something?"
"Yeah, Kim, sorry we should... Kim?" asked Ron looking behind him. He groaned. "Crap!"
"Bye Ron," said Mego as Ron ran towards the facility "Remember what I said about the sixteenth."
"All right, let's... Did you distract for us?" asked Shego with a wide grin as she watched Stoppable disappear and Mego jump in the hover car.
"No, I'm completely neutral," said Mego. He looked at his watch.. "That was fast."
"Whatchya doing?" Drakken jumped as Mego's voice hit his ear.
"Mego! What...what are you doing up?" asked Drakken. He looked at the time; it was three in the morning.
"I got thirsty and walked past the lab," shrugged Mego. He leaned over Drakken's shoulder. "Is that supposed to be a person?"
"It's clearly a person," snapped Drakken as he held up his sketch.
"They make books that teach you how to draw the human form," said Mego. He smirked. "Normally it's for people who haven't seen one."
"...Okay then," said Drakken. He was starting to see the similarities in Mego and Shego. "Did you need something?"
"No," said Mego, and Drakken sighed in relief when Mego left.
He began working away on his master plan but also making a small list of other plans for his many distractions. Once the drones were complete, his regular henchmen could begin working on some of the sub-plans. The idea of taking over the world without even Shego figuring out the plan made him giddy. He would show her... He began to chuckle darkly and it grew into a maniacal laugh.
"That's a little cliché, don't you think?" Drakken nearly screamed as Mego's voice came from behind him. He spun around to see Mego reading Shego's magazine's in her chair and giving him a concerned look.
"I... I thought you left." Drakken took a deep breath and glared.
"Oh, I just thought you were practicing," said Mego with a shrug. He smirked. "Shego used to do it to mock other villains."
"Yes, well, it's a key part of being a villain. Just like a proper monologue," said Drakken. He looked between his work and then Mego. He shrugged and went back to working on a sub-plan.
"Shego said you dropped out of medical school. Can't blame you really. I'm assuming the blue skin made you a huge target for people? It's a form of methemoglobinemia, right?" asked Mego. Drakken dropped his pencil and spun around in his seat. "I studied it in medical school."
"Really? Shego never mentioned that." said Drakken. His grin betrayed any mystique he tried to convey. "You know, no one ever asks why I'm blue. It was chemically induced versus genetic, but close. It's a form of it. There were other side effects, but they're normal to me now. It happened after I left school, actually. Medical school was a horrible time for me."
"I shrunk down once to help fix a beaker and they put me in a jar," said Mego casually. "I saved them on a weekly basis and yet...jar."
"I tried to shrink myself once to get into Area 51," said Drakken. He shuddered at the memory.
"I did that for my twenty-fifth birthday," said Mego. "Saw some weird stuff. No one ever listens when I tell them this stuff. I mean, I am an interesting person, but does anyone ever want to listen to me?"
"Well, do tell," said Drakken, putting his pencil down completely.
Okay so, no Sibling Bonding but... →