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Danny slouched in the Specter Speeder seat as Jack pulled inexpertly through the portal. They'd be a lot safer if he was driving. Or Sam or Tucker, for that matter.
Jack simply wasn't any good at driving, well, anything.
Plus, Danny had more flight hours on the Speeder than anyone else.
"Come on, Danny," said Maddie, jostling his shoulder, "this is just like going into space. One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind. You're only the third human to make this journey."
"Unless you count the whole city getting sucked in," Danny muttered, kicking the panel under the dash.
"It doesn't count," said Maddie. "I'm sure many, many people have fallen into the Ghost Zone by accident over the course of history. We are going in on purpose."
"Uh huh."
Maddie sighed. "Well, once you see it, it'll be different... It's really quite stunning. If it weren't for the fact that it's exclusively populated by beings of unspeakable evil."
Danny and Jazz groaned simultaneously and loudly, just in time for the Speeder to emerge from the portal's long tunnel.
"We're going to just take a quick tour. Only an hour. See the sights."
"Did you really have to curse us with the one hour tour bit?" asked Jazz. "I've never even watched that show and I still know not to do that."
"It isn't as if this wasn't cursed from the beginning," said Danny, as Jack turned the speeder, inevitably, straight towards Skulker's island.