"How is this the worst?" Tomas asked
"well..." Lincoln began "I wasn't always a god in fact I wasn't from that universe I came from here."
"and you aren't ready to face the people you left behind?" Syzoth asked
"no I am mentally prepared for it but I don't know how long it's been since I disappeared if it's been only a year how am I supposed to explain how I look like this?" Lincoln said
"that's a good point." Johnny said
"so what do we do?" Mileena asked
"well first some ground rules." Lincoln said "Johnny you don't exist here so don't act like a hot shot, syzoth stay disguised, baraka we will get a mask and a big sweater for you, mileena try not to be amazed by everything."
Lincoln snapped his fingers and everyone had disguises including face masks for those he didn't have them
"wait can't you just open a portal?" Johnny asked
"as much as I would like to I saw most of the bad guys fall into similar portals so they must be around here." Lincoln said "I also saw a few alternate versions fall in so we should probably deal with them too."
"so what's the game plan with that?" Johnny asked
"capture our versions kill the alternates." Lincoln said "saves us time."
"alright then Lincoln lead the way." Syzoth said
they walked to Royal woods and began to look around
then Lincoln saw the date
"oh no it's so much worse than I thought." Lincoln said
"what?" Johnny asked
"I've been gone for two days." Lincoln said "two fucking days."
"oh that can't be good." Tomas said
"it really isn't." Lincoln said
just then they heard a loud bang
"let's check it out!" Lincoln said
they went to where the sound came from and saw a alternate havik who seemed to be fused with raiden
"ok let's deal with this." Lincoln said running through the lightning
"the bolts of chaos will strike you down!" Au Havik yelled
"you sure?" Lincoln said before punching him in the face knocking his head off
au Havik picked up his head and stuck it back on
"you know what fair enough." Lincoln said before dodging another bolt
Lincoln then noticed some familiar faces in the area
"hey!" Lincoln yelled to Johnny and the others "get these people out of here before they become collateral damage!"
"right!" Johnny said "everyone get a move on!"
of course no one listened and continued to record the fight
"alright then guess people are gonna watch this!" Lincoln said before grabbing au havik's fist and took the electric powers from him
"I will not lose!" Au Havik said ripping off his arm in a attempt to hit Lincoln
"you already have!" Lincoln said before pulling out a bottle which he threw at havik's face temporarily blinding him
"game over!" Lincoln said before summoning a spring loaded boxing glove and shot him in the chest separating him into pieces
"I am not yet defeated!" Au havik's severed head said
Lincoln stomped on it
"at least die with some dignity." Lincoln said as au havik's regeneration failed
he then noticed Lisa attempting to take au havik's severed arm
he took it from her and turned it to dust
"shows over kid." Lincoln said thankful he wore a mask
"that type of healing could be used to do incredible things!" Lisa said "just who do you think you are?"
"the strongest." Lincoln said before turning the rest of au havik's body to dust "later."
Lincoln ran with the others in tow
soon they ended up in a forest
"you just had to do that in broad daylight." Tomas said
"forgive me for not wanting people to get electrocuted." Lincoln said
"well that's one at least." Syzoth said
"and who knows how many to go." Lincoln said
"who was the girl who tried to take that havik's arm?" Mileena asked
"that would be one of my sisters." Lincoln said "her name is Lisa and she is a super genius."
"like actually?" Johnny asked
"yup all of my sisters have one big skill and one big flaw for example Lisa is intelligent but doesn't have empathy my other sister Leni is a great designer but intelligence isn't her strong suit." Lincoln explained
"I get it." Johnny said "it must've been nuts living in a house like that."
"tell me about it I sometimes can't believe Leni and Lisa are the same species let alone sisters." Lincoln said
"so what was your gift?" Syzoth asked
"I didn't exactly have one that had the effects my sisters did I'm a quick thinker and planning ahead is a strong suit of mine but those tended to backfire on me." Lincoln said "and everything I'm good at doesn't exactly get me a trophy."
"...that must've been lonely being the only one without a talent." Tomas said
"eh I'm a god now so it doesn't matter." Lincoln said "plus I wasn't alone my youngest sister Lily is too young to show any talent yet so there's that."
Lincoln stepped on something
"oh shit." Lincoln said before getting scooped up in a net
"we got one!" A familiar voice said
"guys get out of here." Lincoln said
"what about you?" Mileena asked
"I'm fine just go." Lincoln said as the group left
soon he saw Mr and Ms gurdle along with zach
"so you're the alien who crushed that guy's head." Mr gurdle said
"one not an alien two that guy was releasing electrical blasts that could've killed people so technically I did y'all a favour." Lincoln said "and man word travels fast."
"I suppose that is true." Mr gurdle said "but you're still an alien."
"guess I got to do this the hard way then." Lincoln said before using magic to change his voice to his younger one "hey zack mind if you let me down?"
"Lincoln?" Zach asked
"no zach it's a trick!" Mrs. gurdle said
"no it's me." Lincoln said before going invisible and projecting his voice while laughing everywhere to throw them off
then he knocked all 3 out
"really sorry about that bud." Lincoln said "but I can't afford to get captured yet."
And with that Lincoln went to find the others