Part 11

Ciel: (Sees Kyle win)

Kyle: (Opens the door) (Closes it)

Ciel: Do you plan on taking care of me?

Kyle: Especially with that tape I sent? No. I do not.

Kyle: Are you aware that Ubisoft is gonna be expensive?

Ciel: No.

Kyle: Okay what the hell is going on?

Ciel: Look. All of this is because Izuku's into stopping you and into drugs.

Kyle: But you gotta understand that this is business. And if I mess up I'm done. I took a contract and I have to fulfill it.

Ciel: THEN HOW GREEDY MUST YOU BE?

Kyle: So what? The only guys that are following the rules are OROCHIMARU and big fish games. And that thing you mentioned about the heroes coming after me. Those aren't the people who pay me.

Ciel: Don't you have enough? Don't you have enough?

Kyle: Look if you don't wanna watch you can leave.

Ciel: (Ciel then cries and then leaves) I hope you won't win a chunin exam world final. (Sniffs)

Ciel: (Cries and curls up into a ball)

Kyle: (Shoots Octavia)

Octavia: You just missed me.

Kyle: (Opens the door) You owe me big for this one pal.

Octavia: Hey kid.

Ciel: Octavia?

At the world CHUNIN exams.

Kyle: Ciel and Octavia. So I brought you here to discuss business. So I did some research on the world CHUNIN exams and I'm afraid we won't cheat. And before we destroy Carlo Falcone we have to ship the merchandise.

Bruno: So what brings you into my Steam shop?

Kyle: I need 35 grand in 30 dollar bills.

Bruno: And why would I give that much to a small-time man like you? You don't seem like the church going type.

Bruno: I'm not sure that I'm gonna get my money back and you have nowhere else to go. So even if you try and get rid of me that doesn't get rid of your debt. So no expensige funny business alright. And if you mess up in Popcap games and enter splash learn. Remember these wise words from the Bible. And I shall wax my hand hot and I will kill you with the sword. Well may the Lord smile.

Kyle: And may the devil have mercy.

Bruno: Good luck boys.

Jasper: Bring in the goods. How many?

Peridot: 80 pounds which is 7,000 legions of merchandise.

Jasper: Each kilo weighs 50. And each kilo weighs 60 more pounds. Tell me. Which one do you like to test?

Jasper: You are a good man Kyle. Here is your merchandise.

Kyle: (Sees enemies) Wait a minute those guys aren't cops.

Soldier 5: Freeze!

Kyle: (Attacks)

Octavia: (Attacks)

Soldier 6: (Gets defeated)

Soldier 7: (Gets killed off)

Kyle: Now we wait.

Kyle: Okay we now sell the merchandise to someone else and more customers.

Octavia: (Sees a customer)

Octavia: (Tries out his merchandise) Good one.

Typing shark enemy 4: This one was covered by me. The pleasure was all mine. If you need an honest job or a loan you know where to find us.

Kyle: Okay so we sold the merchandise.

Kyle: So now we need to stay away from the dope as much as possible.

At the world CHUNIN exam.

Gaara: I have brought you all here to witness Weiss SCHNEE from The City of beacon and the protector of the kingdom of vale! And our new opponents from Team night raid. And Tohstuki academy's best warriors.

Erina: And cooks… geez. He always forgets.

Gaara: Now I will tell you about the 4th CHUNIN exam that is taking place today. The 4th is a fight for life and showing off your skills to every ninja who wants to be a ninja.

Gaara: Now. Our first battle. Purple man vs Jasper.

Jasper: (Keeps attacking Kyle)

Octavia: Oh no. The guy that sold the fanfic and dope and challenged us! He is gonna get beaten!

Jasper: (Beats up Kyle)

Jasper: (Stops and wins)

Octavia: He lost.

Ciel: WHY KYLE! (SCREAMS) (HITS HIMSELF) Don't you have enough! Don't you have enough!

Octavia: Who the fuck does something like this. GODDAMNIT it Kyle!

Octavia: Jesus Christ Ciel. These people are fucking sick! He sent us the tape in part 10.

Octavia: Just you wait Ciel. I'm gonna stop the ciel demon Jasper that sold us the dope into chop fucking suey!

Octavia: (Enters the Jasper Warframe restaurant of heroes)

Ciel: You asked for it!

Octavia: Here's your fucking membership fee! (Shoots the enemy)

Octavia: Come and help me before my match. And help me waste those little fucks!

Ciel: (Shoots)

Octavia: (Shoots all of the enemies)

Octavia: (Kicks the door) YOUR DEAD YOU HOMELANDER GEM!

Jasper: (Stops watching cartoon network) What is it that you want?

Octavia: (Attacks Jasper) WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK WE WANT?

Ciel: We wanna know how you turned Kyle and messed him all up with Google plus. We also want the money you took from him!

Jasper: I had no choice. Your friend. Was a government informer!

Octavia: WHAT!

Ciel: Well where the hell is it then?

Jasper: You think we would take such a stupid risk! And destroy our own factory! That was just another reason to get rid of you. For we had problems with you from the very beginning.

Ciel: Well all of your problems are now over. So where's Popcap games and it's typer sharks.

Jasper: I cannot tell you.

Octavia: If you don't tell us. I'm gonna in-app purchase and turn those guys into chop fucking suey and end this fucking room!

Jasper: If we told you. In a mature game. We would be dead anyway!

Octavia: (Shoots Jasper)

Octavia: (Sees Steam)

Steam: First the deal with Jasper and all hell breaks loose in the city.

Steam: Now we're too old for this shit. So you're gonna tell me in a Popcap game. So come on I'm all ears.

Octavia: Jasper only wanted those grineer and corpus and infested dead. So we shipped the merchandise.

Steam: And you built this place with skill. That ain't what I wanna hear.

Steam: But I am the face of EA and Popcap. And I take what I will!

Steam: This is mine. This is mine. Kyle said that. And he bought those lines. That ain't what I wanna hear.

Octavia: (Sees Weiss in a CHUNIN exam)

Weiss: (ATTACKS AGGRESSIVELY)

Octavia: (Grabs Weiss) (SMASHES WEISS)

Ciel: Come along. Let's waste those little fucks.

Alois: And down you go!

Erina Nakiri: (Gets attacked)

Ciel: (Attacks team night raid)

Akame: (GETS AGGRESSIVE) (HER EYES TURN RED)

Alois and Ciel attack Akame.

Ciel: (Gets attacked)

Alois: (Gets attacked)

Akame: ESDEATH! SHOW YOURSELF!!!

Alois: (Transforms into ESDEATH)

ESDEATH: (ATTACKS AKAME AND KILLS HER)

Gaara: What skill.

Alois: (Wins)

Alois: Get in the goddamn car before the final CHUNIN exam match! Now.

Ciel: what's going on.

Alois: Don't fuck with me and the shadowbans boy! I forgotten about that business then you'll ever learn. This is Mr. Demon Ciel.

Ciel: Mr. Chu?

Alois: Yes!

Alois: Half of our guys are defeated. Half of Mr.chu's guys are dead and now the feds are breathing down everyone's necks. Because of you.

Alois: And to top it all off you vouched for a rat. You really think Carlo's gonna let that slide.

Alois: You wanna know who Kyle was working for when he was a purple man? He was working for the feds. He was a fucking rat!

Alois: You're gonna get rid of Carlo now. And then you'll be off on your final match. Get rid of Erina Nakiri that goddamn God tongue.

Alois: Remember kid. This is your last chance.

Ciel: (Sees Carlo Falcone)

Ciel: (Sees Morello's 3 bodyguards)

Square: The only problem is with you chief.

Morello's bodyguard 3: Problem started right before you wanna buy our turf chief.

Morello's bodyguard 2: (After playing Metro Exodus) So what's the matter? This is one of your best attempts?

Morello's bodyguard 2: what happened to stopping them in Wolfenstein 2?

Carlo Falcone: Where was he when I sent him into the cell anyway. He left his old life. His old self behind.

Carlo Falcone: Loyalty is a funny thing in Popcap games Ciel. Didn't your old pal Alois your secondary personality told you that when Kyle was destroying heroes that violated my order! You really think you're gonna walk after everything you did. But then again chumps like you didn't even get the big picture. But your buddy Luca Garino understands don't you Luca!

Luca: CIEL YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

Carlo Falcone: Popcap games are using you Ciel. Just like Clemente used you. Just like big fish games used you. Just like I used you. Just like that rat fuck Kyle used you. You vouched for that Purple man assassin and brought him into my house and now you dumb fuck. Your gonna pay for it.

Ciel: Cassidy died a long time ago. My name is Ciel Phantomhive.

Carlo Falcone: REMEMBER WHAT WE TALKED ABOUT! YOU REALLY GONNA THROW IT AWAY WHEN OROCHIMARU CHANGED! SO DO IT! NOW!!

Ciel: (Shoots enemies)

Carlo Falcone: COME ON PHANTOM HIVE! OR IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO?

Carlo Falcone: Even those robots you killed were all government informers anyway!!

Carlo Falcone: (LAUGHING) I'm gonna enjoy watching the general and you die!

Carlo Falcone: (Shoots Ciel) It's still not over Ciel. I know you're tired of attempting the same thing over and over but using expensive games ain't gonna cut it. So now! When you buy Tekken 8. I take from you!

Carlo Falcone: I ordered Kazuya to destroy Kyle but he was too damn strong! Like Andross!!

Carlo Falcone: When you see Kazuya in Tekken 8 that is much harder! I'M THE GUY THAT'S GONNA GIVE IT TO YOU!

Ciel: (Shoots Carlo Falcone)

Carlo Falcone: FUCK! YOU!!

Ciel: (Enters the CHUNIN exam)

Ciel: Erina Nakiri.

Erina Nakiri: (ATTACKS)

Ciel: (PUNCHES ERINA) (SCREAMING) (Punches Erina)

Erina: (Blocks his attacks)

Ciel: GOD TONGUE MY ASS!! ALL YOU DID WAS GET YOURSELF KILLED! AND ALL YOU DID! WAS GET YOUR ASS KICKED!! (Punches Erina and wins)

Ciel: (Enters the car)

Alois: Is it done?

Ciel: Yes.

Alois: Sorry kid. Octavia wasn't part of our deal.

Octavia: (Sees devil blade city)

Kyle: (Flies a spacecraft) All right you little fucks… come and fucking get me!

Octavia: (Sees his players play devil blade reboot and raze the enemies) SHIT!!

Kyle: (SHOOTS ALL OF THEM)