Hey, guys! Welcome to the next chapter of Rise of the Mystic Yokai and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! I hope you guys will enjoy the chapter...anyway, we don't own anything except for our OCs, and the OCs Lazlo Parker and Litten belong entirely to 9655.
NOW LET'S GET ON WITH THE STORY!
"Yeah, all right. Get 'em." Ralph says with a big grin as we see him playing at a Dance Dance Revolution Arcade Game deep underground in the Turtles' Lair with thumping techno music playing, and the sweating red-bandana turtle tries to follow the patterns on the dancing machine as hard as he can as Kaminari and the others could be seen standing behind him, either watching or cheering him on.
"I don't think he's got this," Leo stated bluntly with a glare as an annoyed Kaminari swatted him in the back of his head.
"Leave him alone already, jackass."
"What? I'm just saying he doesn't have this." Leo says as he then yelped in pain when Lazlo hit him as well.
"Stop trying to get into his head."
"Yeah, he's right. You are trying to ruin my concentration." Ralph says while sticking out his tongue and sweating a bit as Donnie gasps sharply at something on the screen.
"Oh, my peaches and cream, he just doubled," Donnie says as it then shows to another part of the lair, and we see Splinter's feet as he's walking while coughing and wheezing all the while as we cue back to the group and we see Ralph spinning around and continue dancing as he sweats.
"Rag! Now!" Raph ordered as Mikey instantly appeared beside him and used a rag to wipe the sweat from Raph's brow as he smiled at his brother.
"Have I ever told you how big and beautiful you are?"
"No, but thank you," Ralph says with a genuine smile as Venus does a double take at what she sees.
"Holy crap! He is about to set a new high score!"
"Oh, I can't watch, but I can't not watch!" Donnie yelled while covering his face but peeked through his fingers curiously as a wheezing Splinter walked through the lair with his breathing labored and rough as he swiped his hand across things and knocked them over.
"You know what they say about big-time moments?" Leo says with a teasing tone and a grin as he then doubled over in pain when a pissed-off Kaminari and Venus elbowed him to shut him up.
"Yes, I do. They say that in big-time moments, leaders make-,"
"Brain!" Splinter exclaimed behind them, causing Ralph to stop dancing with the dance machine saying "Game Over" on the screen as the Mystic Yokai and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles whirled around to see Splinter clutching his head in pain and agony as he inhales sharply and then sneezes weakly, looking very ill.
"Gesundheit," Leo says as a worried Mikey gripped his head.
"Omigosh, omigosh, omigosh, Splinter's a zombie!"
"Mikey, Splinter is not a zombie. He's just sick." Kaminari pointed out dryly as Donnie nodded in agreement while crossing his arms as he scoffed and rolled his eyes.
"Besides, Little Bro, Zombies are interested in other people's brains."
"Rat Flu. This is not a drill. I repeat, this is not a drill, boys...and girls." Raph says after noticing Kaminari and Venus giving him dirty looks as they all then run over to check on Master Splinter.
{Rise of the Mystic Yokai and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Theme Song!}
Rise...of the...
Mystic Yokai
And
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
Mystic Yokai
And
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
(Rise of the!)
Mystic Yokai
And
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
It was a normal and beutiful starry night in New York City as we cue to a large empty alleyway placed between two big buildings that were planted near a highway and see a Sewer Manhole glowing green with ooze energy planted on the ground as the camera suddenly pans up into the night sky and see the Turtle Tank appearing out of nowhere as it drove out of the highway and crashed down into the ground as the Turtle Tank drove forward at incredibly high speeds and a bunch of Origami Foot Ninjas could be seen hanging onto the top of the vehicle as the majority of them were ganging up on a glaring and pissed-off Raphael, who was trying to fight against Foot Brute while Leonardo and Venus were currently engaging in a sword/tessen fight with Foot Lieutenant as a smirking Donatello could be seen riding the Turtle Tank inside, a freaked out April O'Neil and Litten, and a grinning Lazlo Parker was sitting beside him as a laughing Michelangelo was skateboarding through the streets and was being ridden around by a grinning Kaminari, who was flying through the air with the help of the Cyan-Colored Jetpack as she held her Turtle Friend by his stretched out Mystic Nunchuck and a happy-looking, smiling Mayhem could be seen lying on top of his faithful Mutant Human/Yokai Master.
Heroes in a half shell!
And a Yokai with a smart mouth!
Mystic/Mutant Power!
Rising up against evil, light up the city green!
Sharing a playful smirk with the Fun-Loving Party Turtle, Kami, and Mikey shared a nod as she then tightened her grip on the Mystic Nunchuck and grunted as the Yokai Kitsune lifted her Mutant Friend up into the air and twirled him around as a laughing Mikey held out his legs and was able to impact against the mountains of the Origami Foot Ninjas, causing them all to poof into multi-colored confetti as a freed Raph smirked at this and turned to glare at Foot Brute determinedly as they ran over to grapple each other for dominance.
Back with Leo and Venus, we see the Blue-Masked Turtle trading sword blows with Foot Lieutenant, who had summoned a pair of origami swords to fight the Blue-Masked Turtle as they locked swords against each other and shared a fierce glare before the Raspy-Voiced Villain suddenly smirks and bends down to sweep Leo's legs, causing him to lose his balance as he was flung up into the air and crashes down into the hood of the Turtle Tank with a pained groan as a glaring Venus ran over to attack the Foot Lieutenant while Kami laughed at Leo's misery in the background as said Turtle blushes in embarrassment at this and Donnie rolled his eyes before grinnings slyly as he pressed a couple of buttons and the Turtle Tank bounced up into the air, causing Raph, Leo, Venus, and Foot Brute to be launched into the air as well and the Shell Hoggs popped out as the Red/Blue-Masked Turtles were quick to land down on them while Kaminari flew over to grab the Pink-Masked Turtle.
Raph is ready for a fight!
Gripping the controls of the Shellhog's tightly with a determined glint in his eyes, Raph then turned over to see a screaming Foot Brute crashing down near him and bouncing off the ground due to the force of his fall as he flew towards the Huge Muscular Green Turtle, who grinned slyly as he raised one of his Mystic Sais and was quick to bitch slap across Foot Brute's face, cutting it up and created a large gash on it as the injured Foot Ninja was flung away by the force of Raph's slap.
Leo's making a scene!
Twirling one of his Mystic Katanas around rapidly, a grinning Leo waited patiently yet eagerly for a grunting Foot Brute to fly past him and was quick to stab his swords through his pants as he sliced it up to a billion bits, slicing it apart and revealing his heart boxer shorts as Foot Brute blushed heavily and squealed like a little girl as he covered himself in embarrassment before grunting in pain as the Foot Ninja crashed down into the ground and skipped along like a pebble on a lake.
Mikey's got mad skills!
Pulling on his Mystic Nunchucks, a joyful Mikey flung himself forward like a rocket as he rode through the street while sticking out his tongue playfully as he reached toward Foot Brute and leaped up into the air before slamming his skateboard across the Foot Ninja's face with enough face to bury his face into the ground as a laughing Mikey landed back on his skateboard and crashed back onto the ground as he rode forward.
Donnie rocks machines!
A smug-looking Donnie flew through the air with the help of his Artificial Flight Shell as a smirking April rode around on his shell, thanks to it ejecting out a large yet comfortable seat with big and long handlebars, as the duo could be seen destroying any surviving Origami Foot Soldiers by either whacking them out of existence with the help of their Mystic-Techno Staff and Glowing Green Fiery Mystic Metal Bat.
Venus will fight you day or night!
Twirling her Mystic Tessens around, Venus nodded up to Kami, gesturing at her to let go of her, and she did as the Pink-Masked Female Teenage Turtle flew through the air and was able to land on top of the Foot Brute's giant head before jumping upwards into the air as she closed up her Mystic Tessens and tossed them forward as they flew through the air and strikes themselves into Foot Brute's face, sending him flying backwards further into the air as he disappears from sight and Venus's Weapons flew back into her awaiting hands as she continued soaring through the air.
Lazlo won't stop until he wins!
Falling down through the air, a grunting Lazlo was able to land on top of April's Shell Chair as he gave her a grin, and his Childhood Crush grinned back at him cheekily just as a meowing Litten landed on her Master's shoulder as the Young Teenage Boy chuckled softly before holding out his arms as he was quick to summon his Mystic Bow and Arrows as a determined Lazlo began firing multiple light and dark arrows at Foot Brute's butt, causing him to squeal in extreme pain as he rolled across the ground.
Kami will shock you for the thrills!
A grinning Kami flew forward to deal with a discarded, falling Foot Lieutenant as she pulled out her Mystic Chain Sickle and twirled her weapon around before tossing it forward as it flew over to wrap around one of the Foot Clan's Bosses and, before he could react, the Yokai grunted as she snaps her weapon and cyan-colored electricity traveled down her chain sickle as it covered Foot Lieutenant's body, causing him to scream in pain as a laughing Kami started spinning around in mid-air and began slamming him against multiple parts of the street around her before letting go of the Foot Lieutenant as a growling Mayhem then leaped off of his Master's head and impacted against a mid-air Foot Lieutenant's chest as they have teleported out of view thanks to the Pet Yokai's Mystic Teleporting Powers.
With each other, they discover their destiny and rise!
Cowabunga!/Booyakasha!
Flying closer to Leo and Raph, Donnie detach himself from his High-Tech Battle Shell and allowed April and Lazlo to fly around on their own as Kami simply deactivated her Jetpack and the duo landed behind the Red/Blue-Masked Turtles on their Shellhogs as Raph and Donnie shared a high five while Leo turned over to wiggle his eyebrows at Kami suggestively as she rolled her eyes playfully with a small blush on her face as a grinning Mikey rode past them from the ground and was able to catch his falling Younger Sister as Venus landed behind him on his skateboard, and the whole group all shared a joyful laugh, but then everyone gasped in shock as a Large Mystic Portal to the Hidden City opened up in front of them and cause them to fall through as the Mystic Yokai, and the TMNT saw that they were falling towards a horde of their Supervillains like Big Mama, Meat Sweats, Warren Stone, Hypno-Potamus, Repo Mantis, the Sando Brothers, The Wolf Gang, The Purple Dragons, Tyrannosaurus, Green Thumb, Manstertruck, and Silverfish.
Rise of the...
Mystic Yokai
And
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
Mystic Yokai
And
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
Narrowing his eyes at this angrily, a growling Raph slammed his Mystic Sais together as he swiftly manifested a Giant Mystic Red Forcefield around him that was in the shape of his body as the glaring Raph Avatar proceeded to lower his clenched fist downwards and collided against the sea of Villains, sending them flying away with a massive amount of force as the group separated to deal with their respective villains:
Grinning savagely, Raph had his Mystic Red Energy Avatar retract his limbs into its shell before rolling forward as he collided against Manstertruck and sent him flying away with a yelp as Raph then popped out his Avatar Limbs and had it reach out to grab an airborne Manstertruck as he twirled around and slammed the Hybrid Metal Mutant against Tyrannosaurus's head. Roaring in pain, Tyrannosaurus didn't have time to react as Avatar Raph tossed Manstertruck away before leaping over to tackle the Dinosaur Mutant to the ground and rolling forward before a smirking Raph proceeded to slam Tyrannosaurus into the ground hard enough that a large crater appeared and a big shockwave rang out as Tyrannosaurus roared out in pain and agony.
Jumping forward, Leo grunted in concentration as he threw one of his glowing blue Mystic Katanas forward and raced towards Hypno-Potamus, who grinned as he raised his hands and his eyes gained purple swirls as the Mutant Hippo fired a large Hypno Soundwave at the Blue-Masked Turtle to try and hypnotize him, only to fail miserably as a grinning Leo snapped his fingers just as his flying Mystic Sword head towards the Sando Brothers as they and Leo teleported around and switched places, which ended with the Twin Crab Mutants getting hypnotized instead as Hypno-Potamus gasped in this surprise before screaming in pain as a Blue Mystic Portal appeared behind him and a roaring Leo flew out of it as he slashed Hypno-Potamus across his back.
Roaring loudly, a glaring Meat Sweats slammed his huge cleaver down at Mikey, who grinned as he flipped forward and was able to dodge the giant weapon as he stretched his Mystic Nunchucks downwards, and it wrapped around the cleaver as, before the confused Pig Mutant can react, Mikey pulled on his weapon and sends the huge cleaver flying over to smash against Meat Sweats' face, knocking him out, as he crashed down into the ground. Twirling around his Mystic Nunchucks while sticking out his tongue playfully, Mikey then slammed his weapons down at Green Thumb while setting them ablaze as, the minute the Mystic Nunchucks impacted against the Plant-Based Mutant, a big explosion rang out that blew him up into a billion pieces.
Twirling around his Mystic-Techno Staff, a grunting Donnie slammed his weapon down into the ground hard enough that it buried into the floor as he pressed a button on it, and a multitude of glowing Mystic-Techno Purple Missiles popped out of it as Donnie then fired them at the Purple Dragons, causing them to scream in fear and turn around to run away as the missiles impacted against the ground behind them and produce an explosion big enough that it sends them flying away as a glaring Repo Mantis was to go over to attack the Purple-Masked Turtle, only for Donatello to summon Shelldon as his Purple Drone flew onto the scene and started firing lasers at him as a startled, fearful Repo Mantis turned around to run away like a coward.
Gripping her Mystic Tessens tightly, a smirking Venus was quick to run towards Foot Brute and Foot Lieutenant as they charged back to attack her as they threw a punch/kick at her, but the Pink-Masked Turtle was able to slide down to the ground to avoid their attacks as she then leaped up into the air and twirled around elegantly with her Mystic Tessens glowing bright pink as she manipulated the air around her to conjure a small tornado around her that propelled her high up into the air and a grinning Venus was quick to send a massive gust of wind towards them and sends the Foot Villains flying away as Foot Brute and Foot Lieutenant screamed in shock the whole way.
Glaring at the Foot Recruit Furiously, Lazlo was quick to run forward as he summoned his Mystic Bow again and fired multiple light and dark arrows at her with the Foot Recruit being able to punch and kick all of the projectiles coming her way as she then ran forward to attack Lazlo, only for her to grunt in pain as the Human Mutant Hybrid transformed into his Komodo Dragon Mutant Form and proceeds to deliver a mighty punch across Foot Recruit's stomach as she was sent flying backwards.
Pulling out her Mystic Chain Sickle, a glaring Kami flung her weapon forward as her body glowed cyan and was transformed into Living Cyan-Colored Lightning as she zipped across the battlefield and was able to collide against The Wolf Gang, giving them a rather nasty shock as they were zapped away and a grinning Kami morphed her body back to normal in mid-air just as Big Mama appeared as she hissed loudly and went over to attack the Kitsune Yokai. Reacting quickly, Kami twirled her weapon around rapidly and threw it forward as the Mystic Chain Sickle wrapped around Big Mama's body and whipped her weapon, causing cyan electricity to travel down it as it impacted against Big Mama's body, electrocuting her as she screamed in extreme pain and a hissing Silverfish appeared behind a distracted Kami as he was about to attack her, only for Mayhem to teleport into view as he latched onto a surprised Silverfish and teleported both of them out of view...oh, and if you were wondering what happened to Warren Stone, the Mystic Yokai and TMNT trampled past him when they were heading towards their REAL Villains.
Heroes in a half shell!
And Heroine with a smart mouth!
Mystic/Mutant Power!
Rise!
After defeating all of their Supervillains, the Mystic Yokai and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles regrouped as they all shared high fives to celebrate their victory, but then everyone grew tense as a large shadow covered their bodies, and the group glanced up as they gasped at the sight of a giant Baron Draxum glaring down at them with his trusty Gargoyles, Huginn and Muninn, sitting on his shoulders as he then raised his arms and summoned a whole horde of purple and pink vines down at the gang, who shared a determined look and nodded as Leo gripped his Mystic Katannas tightly while Raph whirled his Mystic Sais around as Donnie slammed his Mystic-Tech Staff into the ground, Mikey and Kami twirled around their Mystic Nunchucks/Chain Sickle, Venus held out her Mystic Tessens, and Lazlo summon his Mystic Bow as the Mystic Yokai and the TMNT then leaped up into the air to confront Draxum, and their bodies glowed with blue, red, purple, orange, pink, yellow, and cyan Mystic Energy as the title of the story appeared in front of the readers.
{Rise of the Mystic Yokai and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Theme Song!}
"Ugh, I feel terrible..." A groaning and sick-looking Master Splinter says while lying down on his chair in the Living Room as Kaminari, Raph, Donnie, Leo, Mikey, Venus, and Lazlo stand around him. "Do I look terrible? Be honest." Splinter says while raising his head to show off his crusty, puffy eyes, the long trails of snot raining down from his nose, and his disheveled state as Raph, Donnie, Lazlo, and Leo cringed in disgust while Kaminari and Venus struggled very hard not to vomit as Mikey did actually go and puke down on a nearby trashcan.
"...You look great, not horribly sick at all." Raph lied while reaching over to grab a curtain and pull it shut, cutting Splinter off from them as Kaminari and the others went over to have a team meeting with each other outside of the Living Room. "He's horribly sick."
"No, shit, bro. Donnie? What's the verdict?" Venus asked Donnie, who was the resident Doctor around these parts, as he gave them a serious look.
"Look, a flu this intense is going to affect all areas of his brain. I'm talking about the full seven stages before his body naturally heals itself."
"You guys know what the full seven stages mean?" A grave Raph says as everyone, sans Kaminari, nods with said person giving them a sympathetic look as she sighs. "Another chance to get whatever we want!" Raph says as he, Leo, Donnie, and Mikey all begin cheering loudly, much to Kaminari's shock, as Venus groans loudly and facepalmed as Lazlo looks annoyed and crosses his arms with a small glare.
"But poor Dad. He must feel terrible...but lucky us, he'll say yes to whatever we ask for! Whoo-hoo!" Mikey cheered as he then yelped in pain when a pissed-off Lazlo bonked him on the head.
"Okay, what the hell is going on here?" A heavily confused Kaminari asked as Raph turned to her.
"You see, whenever Dad gets sick, it leads him into a more relaxed state where he is open to saying 'Yes' to whatever we want, no matter how crazy or reckless it sounds.
"But only if we make it all the way to the end of the flu, the elusive stage seven, and we never get there." A disappointed Donnie says with a pout as a determined Raph punches his fists together.
"This year's gonna be different. Nobody's getting bit. Nobody's getting infected."
"When we do make it to the end, which I'm now calling the, 'Must Say Yes' stage, what are we gonna ask for?" Leo asked curiously as everyone hummed in thought before glancing over at their leader as Raph perked up and sweated a bit as he hummed.
"Well, this year, I was thinking we could ask for, uh, um, errr...uh..."
"Aww, he's got nothing. We're dead." Leo says with a moan as he facepalmed.
"Hey, I got something, all right? Like a, uh..."
"Uranium! Oh, we should absolutely ask for uranium!" Donnie exclaimed while leaping up onto the scene with a maniacal expression on his face as a nuclear plant appeared in the background as he expounded on his idea. "I mean, if I could finally get my hands on a little of that, we would be virtually unstoppa-,"
"What about a brick oven for pizza?" Mikey asked curiously as Leo rolled his eyes goodnaturedly and stepped between them as he shoved his brothers aside.
"Who's gonna clean that? What we should ask for is matching unicorn onesies. Those are sick...pun intended, and I nailed it." Leo says with a smug tone as Kaminari turns to Venus and Lazlo.
"What would you two ask for?"
"Hmmm, probably some new expensive Human Clothes," Venus says with a shrug as Lazlo looks away.
"I will keep mine a secret. What about you?"
"Properly a proper room for me," Kaminari says with an irritated tone in her voice as, so far, she kept sleeping in Venus's Room, and Venus is a bit of a bad roommate, to be honest.
"Enough. I got this, all right? I'm gonna ask Splinter for something that benefits all of us." Raph says with a stern tone as everyone sighs heavily but nods as a beaming Mikey smiles widely.
"This is so exciting but terrible for Dad," Mikey says just as he and the others notice that they can see their breaths in front of them due to the area around them growing colder as Raph narrows his eyes stoically.
"Buckle up, boys and girls. It's about to get weird."
"How weird?" Kaminari asked with a raised eyebrow while placing her hands on her hips as Venus laughed amusedly.
"Oh, poor, naive, Kami. Trust me, things are going to get A LOT weird."
~[Stage 1: Fever!]~
Cold air could be seen whooshing through the vents of the air conditioning unit as Splinter stands before it in his underwear, babbling under his breath as he suddenly lifts an electric razor into the air and begins shaving as we then see the Mystic Yokai and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles all huddled together and shivering in the center of the lair with a heat lamp over them. Raph, Donnie, and Mikey all huddled together and shivering as Leo, who was in a full-body parka and sitting near them, was sipping a hot beverage with an arrogant smirk on his face.
"I hate stage one. Think warm thoughts. Pizza ovens. Bricks from Italy. Wood chips roasting." Mikey says while hugging himself as Kaminari sighs in relief.
"I'm just happy that I have fur to keep myself warm."
"Yeah, lucky you," Lazlo says blankly with an irritated glare as Raph gives his team a reassuring look.
"We're four hours in. His fever's gotta break soon."
"I told you guys to plan ahead. Now I'm sitting here all toasty." Leo says with a laugh while slurping his drink as a shadow appears, and everyone looks stunned at the sight of Master Splinter standing in front of them with all of his hair shaved off as he only wore his underwear.
"...Welp, I'm now officially even more traumatized..."
"Ditto, sister," Venus says with half-lid eyes and a dry tone as the boys are gagging in disgust.
"Had to air myself out." Master Splinter explained while falling on his face with wisps of smoke rising off of him as he then growled and lifted his head, screeching and looking demonic as the gang started screaming when their Master began chasing after them.
~[Stage 2: Wild Rat Man!]~
"Don't eat me! Raph's tastier!" A panicking Mikey screamed as he and the others ran along the balcony in the lair with Master Splinter chasing after them as they were now wearing full hazmat suits of their respective colors.
"Suits on! Suits on! Donnie, get the device ready!" Raph ordered Donnie, who was standing in the center of the lair as he was zipping up his own hazmat suit and pulling his helmet on.
"Uh, it's ready. You know, my inspiration for this device was simplicity. Why dress something up with lots of bells and whistles when you can just let it speak for its-,"
"NO ONE HAS TIME FOR THIS, DONNIE!" An irritated Lazlo yelled as Venus nodded.
"Just push the thingy already!"
"Before we get rabies!" Kaminari added in nervously while moving her tail around to stop Master Splinter from trying to bite her tail as Donnie rolled his eyes blankly and reached down to press a button on his gauntlet as there was a deep rumbling, and the water from a pipe stopped flowing as a large, clear ball rolls out, smashing into Leo, who grunts in pain as it hits him as he falls to the center of the lair with the containment ball.
"Nice. All right, let's get him inside." Raph ordered as he and the others jumped back onto the ground floor while standing around the ball as Venus quickly reached behind her to pull out a pizza box and held it up to Master Splinter, who approached her while snarling like a rat as she then tosses the pizza box into the containment ball and Splinter leaps after it, going into the ball as Lazlo then shoves a giant plug into the entrance.
"Okay, this should hold him for a while." A relieved Donnie says as Venus gives him a worried look.
"And you're sure this isn't cruel?"
"Nah, don't worry, Baby Sis. He loves pizza and confined spaces you can barely breathe in." Raph says reassuringly as the containment ball starts shaking violently while a concerned and scared Lazlo tries to hold on.
"Donnie, is it gonna hold up?!" Lazlo asked as Donnie gave him a shaky smile.
"Most definitely!" Donnie says before screaming in shock as Splinter begins running like on a hamster wheel inside of the containment ball, trying to get the pizza as they go airborne and the ball begins bouncing off the walls of the lair and then bursts open, releasing Splinter, who jumps into a pipe and disappears as Donnie hits the ground with a thud.
"Alright, Lazlo, Mikey? You two follow me and be careful. We can't afford to lose anyone before stage seven." Raph says as Mikey and Lazlo nod seriously.
"I thought we all agreed it was now called the Must Say Yes stage," Leo asked while raising his finger as Mikey turned to grin at his older brother slyly.
"It would be easier for me to be careful if I knew you were gonna ask for a pizza oven."
"I'm still thinking!" Raph snapped with a glare as a groaning Donnie raised his finger.
"Quick question, is uranium still on the table?" Donnie asked hopefully as Raph groaned in frustration and facepalmed as we then fast forward in time, and we see the gang walking around in Splinter's Room as they used their flashlights to look around.
"Where's Splinter?" Raph asked curiously as Lazlo turned to Mikey to ask him where Splinter was...only to pause as he and Raph looked worried.
"What? What is wrong?" Mikey asked with a raised eyebrow as Master Splinter could be seen clinging to his back.
"He's on your back, bro." Raph says as Mikey blinks confusedly before freezing up upon rearing a snarl as Splinter's hands come down on his shoulders, and the orange bandanna turtle screams panickedly as he reaches back and grabs Splinter, pulling him loose and flinging him across the room as he lands on his face, snarling and Splinter then pushes himself up and turns around, hands on cheeks and wearing a loving expression and hearts over his eyes.
"Oh, my favorite son!"
"Favorite son?! Oh, shit! Run!"
~[Stage 3: Captain Cuddle Cakes!]~
"Ugh, these things do not breathe." A groaning Leo says as we see him, Kaminari, Venus, and Donnie standing in the center of the lair while removing their hazmat suits as they are waiting for the others to show up with Master Splinter.
"I know, right?" An annoyed Kaminari asked as Venus looked around nervously.
"Uh, now, are we sure we're safe?"
"Calm down. We're fine. Raph, Lazlo and Mikey have it under contr...oh, crapbaskets..." A moaning Donnie says just as Raph, Lazlo, and Mikey appear as they run past them and spot a heart-eyed Splinter running after them as the septet screams anxiously and struggle to put their suits back on as Kaminari and the others catch up with the boys.
"Suits on! Suits on! Why weren't you in your suits?!" An angry Raph asked as Kaminari pointed over at Leo.
"It was Leo's idea!"
"No one forced you guys to take off your suits!" A glaring Leo says as he then pauses a bit. "Ugh, what's that smell?" Leo asked just as Splinter's head pushed up next to Leo's inside the suit.
"I love you this much."
"No, no, you don't, I'm your least favorite!" Leo cried out in dismay and horror as Splinter began kissing his cheek and hugging him as he fell back.
"Uh, Leo's infected. Quarantine him." Donnie says as Mikey begins laughing but freezes as he sneezes.
"Mikey too," Venus says with a groan as we fast forward in time, and we see the gang locking Leo and Mikey inside of their rooms as a plastic wall is placed on the entrance of their rooms to prevent them from leaving.
"Hey, you need me to get to the Must Say Yes stage. We need to ask for the onesies...whoa, it is really hot. Is there a fire? There's a fire here, right? The floor is made of lava?" A swaying and groggy Leo asked as Mikey flinched and sweated.
"It feels like a sun in here!" Mikey yelled just as jets spraying blue mist hit them to cool them down in their rooms.
"Down to six," Raph says with a glare as he turns to the group. "All right, guys, let's be careful so the rest of us can make sure we get what we want. Who's got eyes on the package?" Raph asked as the gang turned their heads and spotted a practice dummy covered in lipstick kisses, but no Master Splinter around as Lazlo gritted his teeth angrily.
"Shit, we lost him," Lazlo says just as purple smoke rang out as the dummy explodes, and Splinter appears in full ninja garb and carrying a sword as he narrows his eyes furiously.
~[Stage 4: Ninja Supreme!]~
"Hot Soup!" Splinter screamed while throwing metal stars at the group with Raph whirling around to use his shell to block them all as this gives Splinter the opportunity to flash step towards them and appear behind Kaminari and the others as, much to their shock, all of their hazmat suits were practically disintegrate from existence and the lights got suddenly turned off as everyone looked around worriedly and a grunting Raph suddenly felt Venus leaping up into his shoulders as she began beating him up due to her thinking that he was Master Splinter and accidentally roped Kaminari and Lazlo into the fight as Donnie pulls down his goggles and activates its night vision as he scans upwards to the overhead ledge and sees Splinter's tail as he vanishes into a room.
"Oh, not my lab!" A worried Donnie says while making his way up to his lab as he walks in and pulls out his Mystic Techno Staff as the purple-masked turtle walks forward, not noticing that Master Splinter is perched above him on the ceiling as he leaped down to attack him, causing a crashing sound to rang out as Kaminari and the others stop their fight to glance upwards.
"Donnie, you got hit?" A concerned Lazlo asked as Donnie appeared out of nowhere and leaped down between them, holding his arm, which was now bandaged.
"No, no, I'm fine. I just cut myself on that janky old door. Everything's okay. Raph, did you decide what we're gonna ask for?" Donnie asked hurriedly as he rolled his eyes.
"Yeah, I got it. I'm gonna ask for-Wait, what's that?" Raph asked confusedly as Master Splinter suddenly dropped down in front of them while wearing his robe as he held a microphone, and a spotlight shined down at him as Splinter began singing.
~[Stage 5: Karaoke Love Songs!]~
"Oh fuck! This is horrible!" An agonizing Kaminari exclaimed while she and the others covered their ears as Master Splinter sang horribly. "How is this even a symptom of his illness?!"
"We don't know! But what I do now is that this isn't worth it!" Venus wailed as Raph gritted his teeth in effort.
"We're so close! Only two stages left!"
"And three totally healthy turtles left. Man, why is it so hot in here?" Donnie asked tiredly while sweating and his nose dripping as he then fainted, feeling the sickness as Lazlo sighed heavily.
"Got another one," Lazlo says as we then see Donnie being sealed off in his room by a plastic wall as blue disinfectant sprays him.
"Oh, you're gonna get squat from Splinter without Donnie! Not without ol' Donnie! I'm the brains behind this operation! Achoo!" Donnie sneezed while banging his fists on the plastic wall as a groaning Kaminari cradled her forehead.
"This is getting ridiculous by this point. What stage are we even on now?"
~[Stage 6: Fan Fiction!]~
"Okay, okay, okay. Listen, listen, listen." Master Splinter says while standing behind a table that held a Lou Jitsu Action Figure and a Barbie as Kaminari and the others were sitting in front of him. "Okay, we open on noodle shop. It's raining. Lou Jitsu hot soups two assassins while his sexy young wife named, 'Darla', hot cappuccino three assassins as Lou and Darla then started making out but just as they were about to have some victory battle coitus, bam! An interdimensional doorway opens, and out walks...dun-dun-duh! Jupiter Jim, and we smash to titles!"
"This is amazing, Daddy." Venus praised as Kaminari shrugged.
"Eh, it's good and all, but why did you add in a pointless OC? It just seems unnecessary to add her into the story. OCs are lame and stupid and the only people who use them are lazy authors who can't write original shit-Ow!" Kaminari says before yelping in pain as she is suddenly hit by an anvil, causing a lump to occur and two birds to fly around her head as Lazlo hums thoughtfully.
"I can't believe that we're almost at stage seven."
"Yeah, this is the closest I've been to success, uh, ever," Raph says just as Venus sneezes as everyone turns to her, and we suddenly see Venus sealed up in her room by a plastic wall.
"Ugh, thank god, I'm tired," Venus says just as blue disinfectant sprays her as she sighs in relief.
"We're not gonna blow this," Raph says with a cocky smirk on his face as Leo rolled his eyes a bit.
"Raphael, I love you, my brother, but while I am confident that both Kami and Lazlo will get what they want, you do tend to fail in big moments. Pishposh, but that's what makes you, you. Now bring it in, buddy. I'm gonna hug you till a smile comes out."
"Enough! Raph's got this, 'cause in big-time moments, leaders make big-time shots, and I'm big-time!" A determined Raph says as a hissing Donnie faceplanted into the plastic wall.
"He must say yes! Make him say yes!"
"Stop annoying him already." An irritated Kaminari says as Raph gives her a grateful look before the trio gets serious as they turn to Master Splinter and dramatic music plays.
~[Stage 7: Must Say Yes!]~
"Master Splinter, I know you'll say yes to whatever I ask for. I want you to give Donnie uranium, Mikey his brick oven for pizza, and Leo his matching unicorn onesies, except for Kaminari and Lazlo since they don't want them, and I want you to also allow Venus to buy any expensive human clothes that she wants."
"And I want my own proper room!" Kaminari shouted urgently as Lazlo raised his hand.
"And I want to know why you made Raph the leader instead of Leo!"
"Gotcha, I will give the boys everything they want." Master Splinter says to a smiling Raph as he then turns to Kaminari. "And I will give you your own private room." Master Splinter says with Kami cheering as he then turns to Lazlo. "And I made Raph the leader of the group because Leo is nowhere near ready to become one." Master Splinter explained as Lazlo respected and accepted his master's decision.
"Holy, shit! You actually did it!" An amazed Leo says as Donnie nods.
"And you got us everything that we ever wanted!"
"You are awesome Raph!" Mikey cheered excitedly as Raph grinned cockily and placed his hands on his hips.
"Thanks, a good leader always listens to his teammates' suggestions and gives them everything they ever wanted."
"...That's...not how it works...but cool," Kaminari says with a bored nod as the boys continue cheering at Raph while a groaning Master Splinter recovers from his Rat Flu.
And done! I hope that you guys enjoyed the new story, and I can't wait to write the new chapter!
Anyway, as always, I will catch you all later.
