AN- OK HERE ME OUT! PLEASE GIVE IT A CHANCE! IT MIGHT COME OFF AS CRINGE BUT IM TRYING SOMETHING HERE!!!!!


PREVIOUSLY ON HEY NARUTO

"I'm sorry." He said suddenly.

What is he apologizing for?

He turned his back to me.

Oh God No.

I saw Sakura secretly smile.

I GOTTA DO SOMETHING!

ANYTHING!

But what?

I need to shock him into listening to me.

But what can I do?

uuuuuuuughghhh!

This is frustrating!

WAIT!

I HAVE AN IDEA!

This is gonna sound crazy...

And I would only do this in an emergency...

But I'm gonna Kiss him.

I lunge toward his back.


PRESENTLY

I always wondered how my first kiss with Naruto would go...

Would it be after an amazing night out?

Would it be sneakily in the bathroom stall?

Would be in the classroom with no one else around?

Would it be on a mission together after we graduate and become actual Ninja?

Would it be bound and gagged chained to the bed?

Ignore that last thought. Got kinda excited for a second...

But out of all the possible scenarios that could have happened, I never expected to be going in for a kiss with Sakura on the other side of him.

Is she into that?

Am I into that?

Not gonna lie, I kinda want to see the shocked reaction on Sakura's face as I kiss Naruto.

I grab his shoulders.

"Huh? Ino what are you doing?"

I turn him around facing me.

"Let me show you something Naruto-kun."

I grab his collar as I gaze into his eyes.

He blushes slightly.

I blush because he blushed.

Sakura blushes because I blushed because he blushed.

She widens her eyes in disbelief.

Believe it bitch face.

I bring his face toward mine as I lean toward his.

I can barely hold myself together! Once our lips connect I might flood the entire building!

Naruto tenses up.

But oddly enough he doesn't try and stop what's about to happen.

That's it baby, just go with the flow...

Let mama Ino take real good care of you...

BAM!!

Suddenly the side of my head exploded in pain.

"Ino!"

I heard someone yell as I fell over.

Holy fuck what hit me?

And why am I getting so sleepy...


Naruto's mind was going a mile a minute.

He's about to freaking kiss Ino-chan!

The Yamanaka heiress in the flesh!

But Sakura was there too...

Surprisingly he wasn't that sad that his first kiss wasn't going to be Sakura-chan...

And that made him wonder...

Does he like Sakura less?

Does he like Ino more?

Does he even like Ino in the same way as he does Sakura?

Honestly the thought never crossed his mind. He's more concerned with people being friendly with him than actual romance.

That's the thing about Sakura. Sakura was nice to him once and his childlike mind at the time clung onto that since then.

Maybe it was time to revisit why he was so stuck on Sakura...

Either way this kiss was about to be Mind shattering.

BAM!

All of a sudden out of nowhere a circular object crashed into Ino's head from the side.

"Ino!" Naruto yelled in panic.

Ino's body hit the ground with a thud.

"Whose that!?" Sakura asked pointing in the direction that the object was thrown.

Naruto looked and saw a hooded figure clad in a black cloak.

Their arm was stretched out toward them as if it had thrown something.

Naruto quickly put 2 and 2 together.

"You bastard! Why did you hurt Ino-chan?!" Naruto screamed as he lunged toward the foe.

"Hurt? Well that's not what I'd call it." The cloaked individual responded

Naruto could almost hear the smile on their face as he heard those words.

This enraged him even more.

He aimed a punch at the enemy's head when he came within arms reach.

"Not quite yet..."

"The hell?!" He yelled as his entire body stumbled through the attacker.

"Like I said before..."

To everyone's astonishment the cloaked enemy began sinking into the ground as they spoke.

"Not quite yet..."

"Wha-

"Naruto-kun!"

Before Naruto could continue any further he was interrupted by someone shouting from behind him.

"Hinata? What are you doing here?"

Sure enough Hinata Hyuuga was standing there with a concerned look on her face. Standing next to her was their Sensei Iruka

"I heard shouting a-and I was worried. So I went and told Iruka-sensei about the shouting." Hinata meekly responded avoiding eye contact.

"And it's a good thing she did." Iruka cut in. "We can all have a chat in the Hokage's office. I'll take Ino to the medic office first."

"I-I'd like to stay with Ino-san until she wakes up..."

Iruka smiled at Hinata's kind offer.

"Of course. Focusing on other's well-being is your biggest strength Hinata. Never let that weaken."

Hinata blushed at the compliment.


Hiruzen Sarurobi was an extremely Competent man.

So much so he was dubbed the Professor at a very young age. He not only survived 3 Great Ninja Wars but Was a major player in All of them.

Being named Hokage during the first ninja war after the death of Tobirama Senju.

Led the 3 legendary Sannin in the second.

Signed a peace treaty in the 3rd thus ending that particular war.

The only thing that trumped his competence was his exhaustion.

Living through 3 wars, teaching 3 legendary Shinobi, 2 of which left the village, and reclaiming the mantle of Hokage after his successor died wore him down quite a bit.

So when the detailed account on what transpired with Naruto, Ino, and Sakura was relayed to him outwardly he didn't even bat an eye.

He appointed an anbu to shadow guard Ino until further notice and assured Iruka, Naruto, and Sakura that everything was going to be ok.

Inwardly however he was more than a bit puzzled.

From the description of the mystery assailant's abilities it occured to him that this was no ordinary individual.

Hiruzen Sarurobi was familiar with most if not all Jutsus, and bloodline abilities.

Sinking into your own shadow was something he never had come across in his entire time on the planet.

His initial thought was that someone from the Nara clan might be responsible or someone had bastardized a Nara clan technique.

But no Nara clan technique allowed disappearing into your own shadow as far as he was aware.

This definitely required more looking into.

He groaned at the amount of effort he would have to put into it.


"YOU ARE THE WORST PERSON TO EXIST IN THE HISTORY OF EVER!!!"

"I disagree."

"HE WAS SO CLOSE!!"

"He was."

"I WAS SO CLOSE!!"

"You were. In more ways than one I'm guessing."

"YOU ARE EVIL INCARNATE!!"

"I disagree."

"WHY?!?!?"

"Why what?"

"WHY COULDN'T YOU WAIT ONE MORE MINUTE?!?!"

"In our line of work one minute, even 1 second can make a big difference between life and death young Yamanaka."

"THAT MAKES NO SENSE IN THIS SCENARIO!"

"I disagree."

In case you guys are lost, I'm currently at home in my room resting after the absurdity of the day.

"In fact, you should be thanking me Ino."

"THANKING YOU?!???!"

With the absolute worst person to ever exist in the history of existence; Hinata Hyuuga.

"Yes and here's why, If I hadn't gently tapped you in the head-"

"GENTLY??!?!?!?!?"

"Let me finish. If I hadn't tapped you in the head and let you finish your assault on Naruto-kun's precious face then your saliva would have mixed with his, causing him to be tainted. Tainted by something so foul it would have his corrupted his very DNA. There would be no cure for that kind of defilement. He would have to spend the rest of his days suffering in silence while trying to achieve his dream of Hokage, while not knowing that the very kiss he received from you would forever make his lifelong goal out of reach. We wouldn't want to hurt Naruto-kun now would we?"

"YOU TWAT BLOCKED ME!!!"

"That's a funny way to say you're welcome."

This girl is insane.

If you are still lost then let me break it down for you.

Hinata saw that I was about to kiss Naruto and took it upon herself to cosplay as a random ninja and throw something at me to knock me out just so I wouldn't kiss Naruto.

"YOU COULD HAVE GIVEN ME BRAIN DAMAGE!"

"That's impossible. Your brain is already damaged."

I need to get it together. This girl is gonna make me lose my shit.

"Anyway what happened with the whole Sakura situation and the desk thing while I was out cold?"

"I'm so glad you asked because I need to go over some new discoveries with you."

New discoveries? That can't be good.


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