Summary: After Dennis and Winnie destroyed a wax statue of Quasimodo that belongs to him, the hunchback decides to trick them into believing he's now a ghost.
This chapter is the parody of the episode: Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost.
One morning, Quasimodo was working on his latest creation, but this creation wasn't food, it was something completely different.
"Have I ever told you how beautiful you are?", Quasimodo asked to a wax statue of himself. "From you legs, to your nose, and your eyes...", Quasimodo said before noticing something off. "A little lopsided.", he said as he corrected the shape of the eye, and placed it back on his statue.
"There.", he said all pleased. "And now that I'm completely mastered my talents in wax! I have conquered every single piece of artistic media!", Quasimodo announced, as he is also a talented artist.
"Come on my precious reflection,", Quasimodo said, as he made another adjustment to his statue, "Smile.". However, there was a bunch of noise outside, which caused the smile to turn into a frown.
Outside, Dennis and Winnie are playing a game. "Hike Winnie, hike!", Dennis said, while carrying a rock, to which Winnie was moving a chess piece, only by blowing. Eventually, Dennis made it to an area to place the rock on, and the rock split.
"You've just lost three points!", Dennis said, as he climbed up a tree, and blew a bubble that made a shape. "G7!", Dennis said. "G7?!", Winnie said, as she looked at the position of the chess piece on the board.
"King me! King me!", the werewolf said, as she ran into the tree, causing Dennis to lose his bubble wand, which landed in Winnie's paw. "I lose!", she said, however Dennis interrupted, "But it's not Tuesday, Winnie.", to which Winnie said, "Darn!".
"Hey!", Quasimodo asked from the kitchen window. "What are you two imbeciles doing?!". The two friends just stared at each other, because they don't even know what the game was called. "We don't know.", they said.
"Besides, Winnie do you know what time it is?", Quasimodo asked. "Yeah, it's...", Winnie tried to say while checking her watch, but the bubble liquid spilled out from the bottle. "Time to find some other game to play!", Quasimodo teased, as he soon decided to take a bath.
"Now what?", Dennis asked, hopping out of the tree, and looking around for something to do. "Well, we can toss that frisbee back and forth.", Winnie said, noticing a flying disc, possibly belonging to one of her brothers, in the middle of the grassy field.
"Okay!", Dennis said, as he gave the frisbee to Winnie. "Ready?", he said, and Winnie replied, "Go!". "I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it!", Dennis said, as he tried to chase the frisbee. The frisbee however, slammed right onto Quasimodo's statue, however he was engulfed in his own pleasure to hear it.
Soon, Dennis and Winnie entered the room where the statue is. "Remember, finders keepers!", Dennis told Winnie said, as they searched for the disc. "Found it!", Winnie shouted, and grabbed it from the statue.
"Bonus points!", Winnie said, but as she was about to go back outside, Dennis stopped her. "What's the matter?", Winnie asked, to which Dennis told her that there is something wrong with Quasimodo, as he looks unconscious.
"Don't worry, I know how to do this.", Winnie said, showing him the CPR technique from before, however it didn't work, and Winnie started to get tired, before falling onto the wax statue, head first.
"Get off him, Winnie!", Dennis said, but Winnie told Dennis that Quasimodo looks better already, as the imprint of Winnie's face is squished onto the face of the wax statue. "He still feels cold!", Dennis said, "Well, let's go put him in the warm.", Winnie suggested, but this might be a bad idea, because they don't lnow that they were messing around with something made from wax.
"You think he'll be okay!", Dennis said, but Winnie interrupted, "You worry too much. The Winnie is here; and Dennis, I know a lot about head injuries. Believe me.".
"Hey, what's that on your shoe?", Winnie asked, and Dennis looked down, he and Winnie that they accidentally melted Quasimodo, and are now screaming like crazy. While that's going on, Quasimodo made himself very sophisticated after his bath, even powdering his face, until he becomes pale white.
Now, Dennis and Winnie had to fix Quasimodo up. "No, that part goes here.", Dennis told Winnie, who placed Quasimodo's nose on his forehead.
"It's working, it's working.", the duo kept chanting, however it ended up more worse than before. "Winnie, this isn't working!", Dennis said, as Winnie told Dennis to look what happened to the statue, as it's now a puddle of melted wax.
"I don't know what to say.", Dennis said tearing up, "But, Quasimodo's pushing up daisies.". "Oh,", Winnie said, "I thought he was dead.".
Suddenly, the bathroom door opened and out staggered a pale Quasimodo wearing his bath towel. Soon Dennis and Winnie got very worried, as the eerie looking Quasimodo said, "What are you doing here!?".
Dennis and Winnie didn't say anything, but Quasimodo went closer and said, "Well, aren't you two going to say something?!". "No, stay back!", Dennis said, and Quasimodo said with shock, "What is the matter with you two, kids?".
"Don't hurt us!", Winnie said, "It was an accident.". "What was an accident?", Quasimode said, but when he soon stepped on the puddle of wax, he soon realized what happened. "Look what you've done to me!", Quasimodo screamed.
"When I get my hands on you two, I...", Quasimodo was soon interrupted when Dennis and Winnie kept apologizing to him, however they think that he's a ghost, and Quasimodo decides that this might be his revenge.
"Enough, listen up.", Quasimodo said in a ghostly voice, "The ghost of Quasimodo is rather unusually generous today, as he spare yee a horrible fate.". Quasimodo soon hissed at them and continued, "All yee must do, is tend to my ever whim, and tickle the fancy on demand.". Dennis interrupted, "But, does that include...", and Quasimodo interrupted again, "Silence!". "Now, do as you've been told, or encourage the wrath of Quasimodo!".
"I think they make a cream for that now.", Winnie whispered to Dennis.
Now outside, Dennis and Winnie were carrying Quasimodo on a lawn chair, which acts like a throne. They were trying to find the perfect spot for the chair to be.
"Here?", Dennis asked, but Quasimodo interrupted, "Too hot!". They moved to another location, "Here?", Winnie asked, but Quasimodo interrupted again, "No, too wet!".
"How about here?", Dennis said, going in front of an amphitheater, but Quasimodo interrupted, "Too Loose Lautrec.".
"Too... tired.", Dennis and Winnie said in unison, before collapsing on the ground. "Perfect!", Quasimodo said, as he looks around his surroundings.
"I feel needy.", the hunchback said, "Slaves, fetch me some nourishment.", to which his slaves replied, "Only the freshest, old spooky one.". Dennis brought over some fresh fruit like a grape and a banana, while Winnie brought over a watermelon, which was hard for Quasimodo to swallow.
"Are thou not please?", Dennis asked, but Quasimodo just spits out watermelon seeds, and said, "Enough of that!". "I want something else to eat now, which is very difficult to find. Dennis and Winnie asked what their master wants, to which the answer was: Cherry pie.
When Winnie finds it out of nowhere however, Quasimodo told her to look for it again. Now, Dennis was told by Quasimodo to jog in place and say: "Flank steak!". "Now,", Quasimodo said, "play me an elaborate song, with this!".
Dennis however was discouraged, as his only instrument was a piece of tissue paper, but Quasimodo told him that they always want to have it our way. "I CAN'T DO IT!!", Dennis cried, trying to make music.
"Well, I hope you don't have any plans tonight,", Quasimodo said, as he goes back to the hotel, "Because, you're not allowed to leave that spot, until I heard a song!".
As day turns to night, Dennis just stared out of nowhere, before falling asleep. When Quasimodo saw this, he said, "Napping on the job?! You're supposed to be making music for me.".
"As punishment for this insult,", Quasimodo said, "The ghost of Quasimodo commands you to clean up his closet!". To make matters worse, he always punished Winnie for finding the pie again, by slamming it into her face, and forcing her to be with Dennis during cleanup.
"Are you ready?", Dennis said, and Winnie responded, "Yes.", however she's facing the wrong way, and Dennis told her to go in the direction he's going. When they reached the messy closet, Winnie said, "How are we supposed to clean up this mess?".
"Easy!", Dennis said, "Just tear this wallpaper off.". Soon, Dennis noticed a book on the floor, in which Winnie said that they missed some.
"It's a comic book of the origin of the ghost of Blackbeard!", Dennis said as he reads. The book said that when he died, people used his body as a window display, and now haunts everyone, because he was never put to rest.
"You know what this means, Winnie?", Dennis asked. "We're going shopping?", asked Winnie. "No!", Dennis interrupted, "We're going to put Quasimodo to rest!".
It was now nighttime, and Quasimodo was fast asleep, until he was disturbed by his slaves. "What was that?", he said, as he noticed Dennis and Winnie shooting spitballs at him.
"It's initiation!", Dennis said, and Quasimodo asked why there was an initiation in the first place, until Dennis told him why. "I don't wanna be put to rest!", Quasimodo said, "All I want is the closet to be clean, now did you do it?".
"Yes?", Dennis said, to which Quasimodo went to check, but as he did, he noticed Dennis and Winnie with Dracula's coffin, pressuring him to get it. "I'm not getting in that thing!", Quasimodo said, but Dennis interrupted, "Well, you said you want to be put to rest.".
"I never said anything like that!", Quasimodo said, and tells the two kids to go. When they did leave, Quasimodo hears digging sounds, and goes to the window to see that Dennis and Winnie are digging a grave. "I wrote, 'Hear lies Quasimodo Wilson, you may not remember him but he...'", Dennis said, much to Quasimodo's horror.
"Hi, does this look deep enough?", Dennis asked, as Quasimodo told him to stop, but it was too late when the mourners have arrived. Even Dracula was very depressed, as he said, "Oh, Quasimodo, you are the only chef I know, and I want to give a farewell before you are dead.".
"Dennis, you trying to put me in the nuthouse?!", Quasimodo said, but Dennis just said, "No, just in this hole.". Quasimodo soon made his confession, as he is still alive, tells Dennis to get rid of the tombstone, and tell everyone to go back inside.
"But... master?", Dennis said, before being interrupted, "I'm not your master, I'm your neighbor! Do me a favor and stop doing me favors!". Winnie soon told Dennis that Quasimodo had them fool, but Dennis said, "No, he's the fool, as he's a ghost in denial, he needs us now more than ever!".
"You're right.", said Winnie, "He really needs to go to the great beyond.". This gave Dennis an idea, even though it meant Winnie repeating everything he says.
The next morning, Dennis decided to make Quasimodo go to the great beyond by deciding to encase him in a blown bubble. "It's not reaching him.", Dennis said, and Winnie encouraged him to blow harder.
When Dennis' bubble did reach Quasimodo, it engulfed him. "There he goes!", Winnie said, and asked, "How far is going to go?". "All the way, Winnie. Up to the great beyond!", Dennis said, as they said their goodbyes.
Quasimodo however, didn't like this as he was now up in the sky, filled with birds. "You think he's happy!", Dennis asked, and Winnie responded, "Yeah, he's in a better place.".
