Summary: When Quasimodo told Dennis that he might be the new Hotel Resident of the Week, Dennis must find out a way to keep his winning streak.

This chapter is the parody of the episode: Employee of the Month.


One morning in the hotel, Quasimodo was busy reading one of his favorite magazines, but he is getting annoyed by a certain someone. Dennis was by his side, saying, "Hey Quasi.", multiple times.

"What is it?", Quasimodo asked, hoping that Dennis might say something that might annoy him. "Guess what today is?", Dennis asked, to which Quasimodo asked back, "Annoy Quasimodo Day?". "No silly.", Dennis said, pulling up a calendar, "That was a week ago.".

"Today's the beginning of the judging for Hotel Resident of the Week.", Dennis said, to which Dracula gives the award to the most hardworking, helpful, and kind resident in the hotel. "Don't you know the award's a scam?", Quasimodo said, to which Dennis was confused.

"Dracula gives you the award,", Quasimodo continued, "Because you work harder for no extra money.". "That's not true.", Dennis remarked, "He gives it to me cebause I work harder. You can get one too, if you try harder.".

"Oh, for what?", Quasimodo criticized, showing Dennis a wall full of pictures, "To put my face on the 'Wall of Shame'?". Dennis has won the award multiple times, that the entire wall was full of pictures of him.

"Quasimodo,", Dennis said as he soon got a little bit concerned about Quasimodo's manners, "You're getting it all wrong.". "Having pride is nothing to be ashamed of, why it's the only thing that'll make it all worthwhile!", Dennis said.

"That's right!", Dracula said, who was behind Dennis, but then told him, "Be careful though. The competition might be tough. There might be a new face on the wall this week.". Dennis hasn't really thought about that, as he won the award lots of time, and even had a winning streak.

"That's right!", Quasimodo said, "I might just sneak up on you.". When Dennis heard this, he even imagined Quasimodo stealing his win streak, and replacing him as the award winner. "No!", the little dhampir cried, "This can't be!".


Soon, Dennis decided to help out organize things in the pantry, and was also scrubbing the shelves to earn his chances of winning the award. As he does, a piece of gum won't come off of one of the shelves, and is stuck.

Dennis tried to pry it out, but the wad of gum ended up on the ceiling. "Need some help.", Quasimodo said in a sinister way, to which Dennis screamed. "What are you doing?!", Quasimodo said, to which Dennis replied, "Helping out by cleaning the pantry?".

Quasimodo soon knew that Dennis wants to get his win streak back, and said, "You're losing it! Don't you know that award is a bunch of...", the hunchback tried to say, but the wad of gum came off from the ceiling, and a fan blows it onto his face.

"Garbage.", Quasimodo said with disgust. Dennis, who was on the ceiling when Quasimodo scared him said, "Don't tell Papa Drac, it'll lose my chances of winning the award!". "I told you, that award is nothing but...", Quasimodo said, before being splattered with gum again, "Baloney!".

"It's not baloney!", Dennis said, "Like this hat that I'm wearing, it's a symbol of...". "It's a symbol that you're a jerk!", Quasimodo interrupted, grabbing the hat from Dennis' head.

"And this is the symbol of what I think of the 'Resident of the Week' award!!", he said, and as he slammed his foot on the hat, Quasimodo shouted in pain. This is because, according to Dennis, an experienced resident of the week, always keeps a brick of lead in his hat.

"For the last time,", Quasimodo said, "I'm telling you that award is a bunch of nonsense.". As the hunchback leaves, more globs of gum went to his direction.


Soon, Dennis was looking at the wall, and wondered if Quasimodo was right. "What if the award is a phony?", Dennis said to himself, wondering if his chances for the award are meaningless.

"Stow that kind of talk, Denisovich!", a voice said, to which it was revealed to be one of the award pictures through Dennis' imagination. "This is war now, private!", the picture continued, "That hunchback wants you to think what he wants you to think. But now's not the time for lily-livered on us right now.".

"But, sir...", Dennis said, before the picture interrupted, "There's not time for buts, do you make yourself clear?!". "Crystal, sir!", Dennis replied, before giving a salute to the picture. "Good, now move out!", the picture said, and Dennis did an army walk to his room.


"Dennis, it's time for bed!", Mavis said, but Dennis replied with, "I'll be there in a minute, mommy!". Dennis was spying on Quasimodo, as he is preparing for bed.

"He can't get the award, if he doesn't wake up.", Dennis said, as he lowered his binoculars down, "Target sighted.". As Dennis was about to sneak into Quasimodo's room, Dennis had to hide from him in plain sight. Quasimodo was busy brushing his teeth, to even notice Dennis.

Now coming out of the bathroom, Quasimodo goes to his bed, and sets up an alarm clock. Dennis thinks that if he breaks the alarm clock, Quasimodo will keep sleeping, and won't win the award. Unfortunately, Dennis picked the worst hiding spot, and that's a pillow.

As Quasimodo begins to fluff his pillow, Dennis giggled, making the hunchback a bit shocked for a second, before saying that it was nothing. As Quasimodo went to sleep, Dennis transformed into a spider, in order to grab the alarm clock and destroy it.

However, Quasimodo noticed the spider and whacked it away, before it was revealed to be Dennis. "Dennis?!,", Quasimodo shouted, "What are you doing here?!". "You can't win the award, if you don't get up for work!", Dennis said, as he smashed the alarm clock.

Soon, Dennis noticed Quasimodo with another alarm clock, and he destroyed that as well. It turns out, that Quasimodo has a whole closet of alarm clocks, to which Dennis destroyed each of them, one by one.

"Stop it!", Quasimodo said, "If I really wanted that award, I would win it with my arms tied behind the hump on my back!". "That can be arranged.", Dennis said, who was still smashing the alarm clock. "Well, you're a lunatic!", Quasimodo remarked.

"Well, I did win the award 26 times in a row, and it's going to be 27 tomorrow.", Dennis said. "Oh, that's it!", Quasimodo said, "I'm going to show you how easy it is to win that award. I'm going to be the new 'Resident of the Week', and there's nothing you can do to stop me!".

"Well, I'm going to wax the floors!", Dennis said, but Quasimodo said that by the time Dennis wakes up, they will be finished by him. "Well, you're going to have to get up pretty early to get the award before me!", Dennis said, as he went to his room.


Soon, Dennis was in his bedroom, however he wasn't sleeping, he was staring at Quasimodo. "Look at him.", he said, "Watching me.".

"I have my eye on you, Dennis.", Quasimodo said, "You're not leaving before moi.". "Hey, are you feeling sleepy!", Dennis said, thinking this might be his chance to get a head start. "No, how about you?", Quasimodo asked.

"Nope!", Dennis said. Soon, the hunchback was playing a lullaby on a record player, which caused Dennis to fall asleep. "Yes!", Quasimodo whispered, "Now's my chance!". But before he went to the main lobby, Quasimodo fell into a hole in the ground, that wss dug up by Dennis.

"Dennis! What is the meaning of this?! Get me outta here!", Quasimodo said, but Dennis said, "Okay, I'll drop by after I do my deed for Papa Drac.". As Dennis was walking along, he soon got in one of Quasimodo's traps, which was getting locked in his bedroom, but Dennis counterattacked by turning into a saw, and cut his way out.

Soon, Quasimodo and Dennis were having a race, with multiple obstacles in their path which alternate each time the other was in the lead, including a cage, a bottle, a piece of cake with a nose pincher, a rope trap, and various other contraptions.

Soon, the two were neck to neck, with Dennis on a gravestone while doing the backstroke, while Quasimodo was tugging a hearse. "Truce!", they soon said in unison, as they had enough of their schemes.


"Okay,", Quasimodo said with a determined look on his face, "Let's have a good, clean fight.". "You said it.", Dennis said, but in their minds, they were thinking something that is completely the opposite.

"He's nothing but a lying, humpback, big-nosed phony.", Dennis said in his head. "Look at that freckle faced, corn-fed smile, you can't trust him as far as you can throw him.", Quasimodo thought. "As soon as he is done shaking my hand...", Dennis thought, to which Quasimodo thought, "I'm going to make a run for it.".

Soon, the two were running towards the main lobby, with Dracula saying that the two are going to cause a ruckus. "Look, Papa Drac!", Dennis said while mopping, "Clean floors!". "Clean tables, Mr Drac!", Quasimodo said manically as he destroyed the table while cleaning it.

"Clean dishes, Papa Drac!", Dennis said, as he puts the dishes in the washing machine, instead of the dishwasher, saying that it's a more effective way to clean dishes. "Flowers and chocolates for you, Mr Drac!", Quasimodo said, interrupting Dennis.

"No!", Dracula said, realizing that Dennis and Quasimodo had gone crazy. "I'll make lunch for everyone!", Dennis said, but Quasimodo interrupted, "Not if I do it first!". "Boys, wait!", Dracula said, but it was too late, as the hotel exploded and food rained from the sky.

"Hey look!", said one human resident, "Free breakfast!". While Dracula was worrying about the food and the money, Dennis and Quasimodo were asking Drac about the award, to which Drac gets more glum.