Summary: After Quasimodo is tired of Dennis and Winnie's fun, he decided to lock himself in the freezer for 2000 years. However, is that really a good idea for the hunchback?

This chapter is the parody of the episode: SB-129.


It was an early morning in Hotel Transylvania, and Quasimodo was going to make another one of his delicate monster treats. So get your clothespins ready.

Quasimodo, wearing his usual cooking outfit said to himself, "I think I'll treat this hotel with some real food.". But before he can even do that, Dennis' alarm clock was ringing, which caused Quasimodo to drop a piece of rotten meat on his foot.

"Good morning,", Dennis said, "Wanna go butterfly catching with us?". However, Quasimodo was screaming in order for him to answer, which Dennis mistaken for a yes. "Great, we'll be right over!", Dennis said.

As Dennis knocked on the kitchen door, Quasimodo was now soothing his foot, and said, "Who can be at the kitchen door at this hour?". Noticing Dennis outside, Quasimodo knew that he was in a big pickle.

"Are you ready to go?", Dennis said, holding his net, but Quasimodo said, "No, I'm not ready to go.", and went back to his work. "Maybe he doesn't want to play with us.", Winnie said, but Dennis said, that Quasimodo's getting ready.

The truth was however, Quasimodo lied. He was still busy trying to make his rotten meat creation. For the next few hours, Dennis and Winnie kept asking the hunchback if he's ready, even though he said 'No' a thousand times.

When Quasimodo tried to tell the two kids to go away for the 83rd time, he realized that they weren't outside. Suddenly, Dennis tapped the hunchback's shoulder, which surprised Quasimodo, before being asked the same question.

"No!", Quasimodo said, "I'll never be ready! Don't you two idiots get it!". "Sure we do!", the two kids said with innocence. "So, you still ready?", Dennis asked, but Quasimodo said, "Shouldn't you be in school?". "I would be...", Dennis said, "But today's the weekend!".


Being tired of this, Quasimodo said that he will finally get ready. But the truth is, he lied again, as he decided to lock himself in the freezer.

"There.", Quasimodo said, "Now they won't find me, and it's a good thing too, because I placed the key outside the freezer...". But then, he realized something, as he really DID lock himself in the freezer. "Well, at least no one can hear me or get me out for a week or two.", he said.

2,000 Years Later

Quasimodo was now frozen up in the freezer, that he was now all stiff. Fortunately, the hinges of the freezer door got so rusty, that they started to break, and the door fell to the floor.

Suddenly, a humanoid that looks like Dennis with rocket boosters for legs was hovering through the kitchen, when he noticed the frozen hunchback. "Oh no.", he said, "A frozen hunchback!".

Grabbing a sci-fi inspired glove, flames came out and melted the ice encasing Quasimodo. "Greetings, primitive!", the humanoid said in a friendly voice. "Oh, it's you Dennis, aka Denisovich.", Quasimodo said all annoyed.

"Denisovich?", the humanoid said, "My name's not Denisovich.". "But you look like him!", Quasimodo said, before the humanoid said, "My name's Tronisovich.". "I'm Denisovich's great great great great great great great great great great grandson.", Tronisovich said.

"In other words?", Quasimodo asked. "Welcome to the future!", Tronisovich said. "Why is everything made of chrome?", Quasimodo asked, to which Tronisovich said that EVERYTHING is chrome in the future, showing the hunchback that a couple of robots made plants chrome.

"He's right!", Quasimodo said with shock. "Of course I am!", Tronisovich said, even introducing his clones named Tronisovich X, Tronisovich Y, and Tronisovich Z. "Are there any more of you?", Quasimodo asked, to which the original Tronisovich said that there were over 500 more clones, each named after each letter of every single historical alphabet.

Quasimodo, now having a mental breakdown, just laid on the chrome flooring, and said, "Future!", multiple times. Tronisovich Y went over to Quasimodo and from his blaster hand, dropped a brick on him. "Thanks.", Quasimodo said.

"Now, please listen...", Quasimodo said, "I don't belong here! What should I do?". Unfortunately, all of the Tronisoviches said, "Butterfly-Bot Catching!". Suddenly, a portal appeared and from it, a three-eyed, green alien that looks like Winnie appeared. "Somebody say butterfly-bot catching?", she said, and all the Tronisoviches said, "Hi, Wini-Tron!".

"Listen...", Quasimodo said, "I'm not supposed to be here! I need to go back to my own time period, in the 21st century!". "Well, why didn't you say so?", Tronisovich X asked, with Tronisovich Z adding in, "The Time Machine is in the hall to your left.".

As Quasimodo open the door, his hat got torn in shreds, with Tronisovich Y saying, "That's the can opener, we're sorry. Try the one to your right!".


Now, Quasimodo was in the time machine, and he noticed lots of controls, but the one that is eye-catching is a lever that only has two choices, past, or future. "Well, since Dennis was born in the 21st century, which is in the future still. Let's see if he can bother me in the past!".

The time machine went crazy, sending Quasimodo all the way back through time. Quasimodo soon landed in a grassy field with primitive plants, and noticed lots of animals that he's never seen in his life. "Huh, this must be where Dennis wasn't born.", Quasimodo said.

A raptor appears, and hissed at Quasimodo, causing him to say, "This must be a time before manners were invented.". The good news for Quasimodo, is that no sign of Dennis or Winnie can be seen, however that all has to change.

In the distance, the hunchback noticed two creatures that look like Dennis and Winnie, but are more animalistic. "Dennis?", Quasimodo asked, causing the primitive Dennis to look at the hunchback, then touched him in the arm, sniffing it.

The primitive Winnie shows her teeth, which unlike the modern Winnie, are more grimy and disgusting. "Ew.", Quasimodo said, "Anyway, I should be going now.". However, the two prehistoric monsters are playing with Quasimodo's arm, until they noticed a giant butterfly.

The two primitives went over to the butterfly, and started to torture it, making Quasimodo annoyed. "What are you two simpletons doing?!", he asked, "You're supposed to catch these things, not torture them!". "Give me those leaves and branches!", he shouted.

Quasimodo soon made two makeshift nets, and demonstrated the use of them. "It's called: Butterfly catching!", he said. The two primitives are intrigued by this new game, and set off to find more butterflies to catch. "Now,", Quasimodo said, "Finally, I can make that rotten meat stew!".

As Quasimodo started to cook, the scent of the meat filled the air, and caused the primitive monster to go berserk. "Get me outta here!", the hunchback screamed with fear, realizing his mistake, but he accidentally broke the level to go to the future, and soon he went into a void.


Now, Quasimodo was in a white void, and he stepped out into the open, and realized that it was all silent. "Finally!", Quasimodo said with happiness, his voice echoing throughout the void, "I can relax and finally be...".

"Alone!", he said. After he said that, the word 'Alone' appears, and more voices kept saying the word, as more variations of the word appeared in the void, even in different languages.

Soon, Quasimodo had enough, and realized that he really wants to go back home. Trying to find the time machine, the hunchback ran in one direction, but it ended up being a loop. "I miss the hotel, I miss my kitchen, I miss Dracula, and most importantly... I MISS DENNIS!", Quasimodo screamed.

Suddenly, Quasimodo woke up from his bedside. "What happened!?", he said, as he looked around the kitchen. "It was a dream! It was a dream. A really weird dream!", the hunchback said, "If it was real, I would've...". Suddenly, there was a knock on the door.

It was Dennis and Winnie, still waiting with their nets. "Guess what,", Quasimodo said, "I got trapped in the freezer, and I was in the future, and found this time machine, which got me to the past, which got me to nothing, and it was all a dream!".

"So, does this mean?", Dennis said with excitement. "Do you wanna go butterfly catching with us!", he and Winnie said. "No!", Quasimodo said, before asking, "Who was the idiot who invented butterfly catching anyway?", to which the two kids said, "You are, Quasimodo!".