Summary: When Dracula tells Dennis not to do more karate, he and Ericka have to find a new activity.

This chapter is the parody of the episode: Karate Choppers.


It was a normal day in the hotel, but Dennis was playing a little game. He was walking backwards with his hands in a karate stance. Eventually he backed into a door, and was about to hit it.

"Oh, sorry door.", Dennis said, "I thought you were someone else.". Soon, Dennis entered the door, and is now in the living room of his apartment in the hotel. He soon heard some scuttering noises, and thought that someone was behind the couch.

"Yeah.", Dennis said with a sly expression, as he snuck over towards the couch. But as he did, he was stepping on rubber duckies, to which he kicked them away, so he would not get detected.

"I know you're back there, Grandma Ericka.", Dennis teased, "And I also know that no one can hide from Dennis!". But as he jumped behind the couch, no one was there. Soon he heard another noise. "I got you now!", he said, "Hi-ya!".

Just like last time, no one is there. "Oh well.", Dennis said, as he sat on the couch and turned on the TV, "I guess the coast is clear.". On the TV, a fishhead monster, who is a comedian said, "Shopping's weird! Have you ever went to the seafood aisle and say: 'Who eats this stuff'?".

"That's so funny!", Dennis said, to which his step-grandmother Ericka was sitting next to him, and startled him by saying, "Me too.".

Soon, Dennis noticed her, and the two are now in a heat karate battle. After Dennis even grabbed his foam helmet, he announced, "Spin technique!", and spun through the air, but Ericka grabbed him and attempted to pummel him.

However, Dennis grabbed Ericka back and said, "Double overhand Van Helsing knot!", as he comically got Ericka inside a crystal ball, and then rolled it down the door. "I'm gonna get you tomorrow, Dennis!", Ericka said with determination, saying that their game isn't over. "That'll be the day.", Dennis teased.


That night, Ericka was reading a book, but then an old phone started to ring. She soon picked up the receiver and said, "Hello?", which resulted in Dennis, in his bat form to go through the phone, and appear in Ericka's room.

"Surprise!", Dennis said, as he and Ericka were now battling it out. However, Ericka hanged up the phone, causing Dennis to go back into his room. "Nice try, Dennis.", Ericka said, as she soon hung up.

The next day, Ericka was out shopping, and was originally spooked by a cereal box, however she kept on minding her business. But then, Dennis, who appeared out of nowhere said, "Hey Grandma Ericka, have you heard the joke about the human torpedo and the tin cans?".

"Uh, no?", Ericka said. "Well,", Dennis said, as he used his telekinesis magic to manipulate objects, "I goes like this!". Soon, Dennis paused as he needs to do the punchline, and after he remembered, used his magic to send Ericka into a pile of cans. "That's a good one, isn't it?", Dennis said.

Afterwards, Dennis was walking outside, and is commenting about the various things around him. When he noticed a pile of cans, he said that might be his Grandma Ericka's worst disguise yet. However, Ericka appeared and said, "Not it's not Dennis,", as she showed a picture of a cartoony picture of a little girl, "This is!".

"Now,", she said, as she and Dennis are shown doing karate stances, "Prepare for a long merciless whooping!". She comically grabbed Dennis' tongue, and then pull out some hot sauce, and as she was going to pour a drop, Dennis imagined the drop saying, "By the powers of naughtiness, I command this particular drop of hot sauce to be really, really hot.".

"Grandma Ericka, wait!", Dennis said, as Ericka soon stopped, "Victory is yours.". "I knew you would come to your senses, Dennis.", Ericka said, as she guzzled down the bottle of hot sauce.

But what Ericka didn't know, is that Dennis was faking the whole tongue thing, as he had a fake tongue in his mouth. Using the fake tongue, he lassoes Ericka, and then makes her spin out of control, but when he comes in for an attack, Ericka counterattacks him.


The next day, Quasimodo was working in the kitchen, and is getting some ingredients from the pantry, but as he does, he got hit by Dennis. "I will pretend I didn't see that.", Quasimodo said, "Now go help me by bringing the platee food to the table.".

"Okay!", Dennis said, but as he takes the plate to the customer, who is a human, he noticed that the customer is trying to swat away a fly. Dennis soon imagined Ericka in that position, doing her karate moves, and sprung into action.

"I say, Mr Quasimodo.", Dracula said as he walks over to the hunchback, before noticing the food on his head. "So, you got the new hairstyle after all.", Drac said, but soon he noticed the commotion. "Bet you'd snuck up on me!", Dennis said, "Well you can't", saying that he's fast, mean, and can do various moves himself.

"Took care of her, yes I did.", Dennis said, however Drac stopped him and asked his grandson, "What was that?". "But, she snuck up on me, in my own dojo.", Dennis said, to which he explained to his grandpa that he and Ericka are doing karate.

Soon, Drac told his grandson that he should be doing more work in the hotel, to which Dennis happily agreed and went on his way.


Soon, Dennis was busy doing his own thing, until he has to go to the bathroom. In the bathroom, he heard someone sneezing, and thought that another person is with him. As he was inspecting the stalls, he found someone, and thought it was Ericka and pounced.

But, it turns out that it was Dracula, as he said, "No more of this karate stuff, Denisovich, or you're grounded.". When Dennis heard that, he understands the warning, and reluctantly walked off saying, "No more karate? What am I going to tell Grandma Ericka.".

However, Ericka appeared and did some karate moves. Unfortunately, Dracula noticed this and thought that Dennis is doing karate. "What did I just tell you about doing that?!", Dracula said. "Well... she... I...", Dennis tried to say, but Drac said, "Dennis... you're... grounded!".

When Dennis heard what his grandfather said, his heart sank, and he started to tear up, and did an explosion of tears. Ericka then told Dracula to give Dennis a second chance, as it was her fault for not listening to her step-grandson.

Soon, Dracula said, "Okay Denisovich, I'll give you a second chance. But no more karate, as it's poisoning your mind.". Even after smelling Dennis, he commented, "Tomboys.".

"Aw, shoot. I guess you weren't fibbing.", Ericka said to Dennis. However, she said that game was getting old anyway. "I mean, what's so fun about this?", as she did a karate chop. "Nothing.", Dennis said, "Nothing is fun about that at all.".

"We need to find someone that's at least nine times as fun!", Ericka said. "We can?", Dennis asked, "I mean, sure we can!". Dennis has various suggestions like squeezing rocks, and even pretending like plants, but then Ericka asked, "Wanna go to the park?", to which Dennis said, "Yeah!".


"Boy.", Dennis said, "Karate sure is dumb.", and Ericka said, "Tell me about it.". "I just feel dumb thinking about it.", Dennis said, as he said in a dopey voice, "Duh, I'm stupid. I like karate, doy.". "Ya like what?", Ericka asked. "Not karate.", Dennis said.

"I don't even know what that is?", Ericka said, and as Dennis tries to tell his step-grandmother that he doesn't know what anything is, the two notices a fisherman saying, "Hi-ya!", while throwing his fishing line into the water.

"For a second, that almost looked like...", Dennis said, and Ericka interrupted, "Karate?". "No, what is this 'karate'?", Dennis soon asked. "Anyways, what do you want on your sandwich?", Dennis asked, and Ericka responded, "Karate.".

"What was that?", Dennis asked, but then Ericka corrected by saying "Mustard! I want mustard on my sandwich.". "How many slices of salami do you want?", Dennis soon asked, and Ericka responded with one. As Dennis slices the salami with his hands, Ericka noticed how it almost looked like karate, however, she didn't say anything.

"I actually want another one, I'm kinda hungry.", Ericka said, and even said that she would chop her slice. "Is that enough?", she soon asked, with Dennis saying, "Maybe just one more.". "Or two?", Dennis said, with Ericka saying, "Or three?", and Dennis responding back, "I would even like to have five or ten.".

"TEN!", Ericka screamed, "YES, TEN, BECAUSE WE'RE REALLY HUNGRY!". "Right?", Dennis said with excitement, and Ericka screamed, "RIGHT!!!", as she cuts the salami like a madman. "TIME FOR BREAD!", Dennis said, as he did his karate on the bread.

"I'll cut the tomatoes!", Ericka said, and Dennis replied, "And I'll do the cheese!", as they chop through their various ingredients. "And what else should we slice?", Ericka asked, with the duo saying, "More buns, and lettuce. Yeah!". Soon, they made over 50 sandwiches, all by using karate.

"Boy, making sandwiches was fun.", Dennis said, "Right, Grandma Ericka?". Ericka didn't say anything, thinking that she wants Dennis to take the first sandwich. However, Dennis was wearing her karate gloves, and said, "You're mincement!".

"In your dream!", Dennis said, as the two are now resuming their karate mayhem.


As dusk appears, Drac goes for a nightly stroll until he noticed everyone all chopped in half. "Huh? What happened here.", Dracula asked, until he noticed the two responsible for the mess. "Do you think Papa Drac does karates?", Dennis asked.

When the two noticed Drac, Dennis tried to hide the evidence, but was unsuccessful. "Okay, Papa Drac.", Dennis said with defeat, "You caught me.", saying that he can help himself, and thinks that he'll get even more grounded.

"Ground you?", Dracula said, noticing the food all over the picnic blanket. "I have something else in mind!". It turns out that Dracula made a brand new section in the kitchen, where the chefs can now use karate while cooking. As Quasimodo is shown doing it, he said, "This is stupid.".