Hello everyone and welcome to an all new chapter! Special thanks to all my followers for sticking around along with those who stumbled here recently. Special thanks goes to PTabs0101 for both this awesome universe he has made and hope he returns with a new chapter soon. About 80% done with the newest chapter of Neo and the Wolves of Mars, will have it done and updated by Tuesday at the latest. Now onto the story!
(Insert RWBY Chibi theme song here)
Classical Music
In team RWBY's dorm, Chibi Weiss was dancing to music. But not just any music, but world-renowned pianist, Martin Maroon's solo.
Anyone who is anyone in Atlas and in all the Kingdoms has been to all of his recitals and has at least several copies of his music in their private collection. It is because of his music that Weiss took a liking to the piano and is very adept at playing it.
She spun to the music with one foot in the air as she pranced on her tip-toes on the other and did a complete 180 degree turn into the air with her arms out to the sides and landed on the balls of her feet and did a small twirl. She then skipped all around the dorm then thrusted her chest forward and jumped right into the air as she used her semblance to create glyphs in the air for her to land on and spin and then landed and stood still with her arms above her head like a ballerina.
Suddenly the door was kicked open revealing Chibi Summer clutching her head in agony.
"Oh, my Traveler, what is that noise!?" She screamed.
Chibi Weiss jumped back with wide eyes and looked at her with concern.
"What noise?"
"The noise that's coming from this room!"
Chibi Weiss was confused. Normally the noise coming from this room would be Ruby making chicken sound while teasing the very handsome Zwei with a chicken on the end of her weapon, Yang making those sounds whenever she does sit-ups. But both girls were out doing something or other. The only sound coming from this room was…wait a minute.
She looked at Chibi Summer in confusion. "Are you talking about the music I was dancing to?"
"Yes! It's so horrible. It sounds like Thralls are clawing against a chalkboard!" Chibi Summer shouted. Then she pulled out Thorn and emptied it into the Scroll, silencing the accursed music.
"You won't hurt anyone anymore." She whispered to the destroyed Scroll.
Chibi Weiss starred shocked at the destruction of her Scroll and her music. Her brain trying to decide which one to focus on, she chose the latter.
"Horrible…Horrible! That is Marvin Maroon's Piano Solo. Remnant's most celebrated composer of his time. His music won the Most Classical Music Award six times!"
Before she continued her rant, Chibi Summer snorted.
"You call that pile of flaming garbage classical music? I am a connoisseur of classical music and that mini-whitey, is not classical music."
Chibi Weiss huffed and crossed her arms over her chest.
"Oh really, then show me what 'classical music' you actually listen to"
"With pleasure…Drei, play my music!"
Drei appeared in a puff of light and began to play one of Chibi Summers music tracks that are under the folder marked "Classical Music". Chibi Summer transmatted a mic and started to sing to the music.
(Group Therapy - East Coast/ West Coast Killas)
Yo, why do they make me wanna ruin they career?
Before I bust your bleep let's get one thing clear
Don't provoke Kris no joke this
I don't ride no rapper's nutbleep yo I stay focused
In the doorway came Chibi Zwei wearing sunglasses pulling a wagon behind him carrying Chibi Ruby and Chibi Yang. Both wearing sunglasses with their arms crossed and bobbing their heads to the music.
Here come the philosopher hip-hopppin ya correctly
Ignorant ass MC's continue to tempt me
Just your typical, non-topical
Flex the optical illusion weak metaphoric style you be usin
I check one-two's and who's in the house
Like bleep your lyrics ooze out ya mouth
Whattyou think this is? KRS-One from the Bronx kid!
Chibi Summer then dropped her mic and walked right out of the door leaving a very wide eyed Chibi Weiss speechless.
Be Careful what You Wish For
It was a beautiful day at Beacon Academy. Sky was clear, birds singing in the air and a giant dragon-avian hybrid sat in the courtyard surrounded by students and civilians.
That last part was a very recent edition. It was at least as tall as one of the dorm buildings, with scales of bronze shining in the light. Around its head a mane of feathers surrounded a head that was a mix of drake, feline and avian with emerald eyes.
The giant creature appeared one day and just sat there. It didn't go on any rampage nor did it kill anyone, it just sat there.
Team RWBY stood a good distance from the crowd that formed around the gigantic being.
"What is that thing?" Chibi Ruby said out loud turning to her teammates with wide eyes.
"It looks similar to the myths of draconic Grimm that infest the deepest parts of Remnant, but it's not a Grimm." Chibi Weiss said.
Chibi Blake pulled out her Scroll and took a quick picture of the beast and then hit SEARCH. It instantly got a hit off of the Guardians Grimoire System.
She began to read. "According to the Grimoire, this beast is known as an Ahamkara, a draconic creature that appeared on several worlds after the Traveler terraformed them. It is believed by early Guardians that they can grant wishes…"
Chibi Ruby suddenly had stars for eyes. "Oh my gosh! Wishes!" She then grabbed Chibi Weiss and Chibi Yang. "C'mon gang, we have some wishes to make!" She then skipped towards the wish-granting animal with her two teammates in tow, leaving behind Chibi Blake and making squeaking sounds whenever she skipped.
Blake continued reading. "However, the wishes often go bad and end up making things a lot worse for the ones who made the wishes."
Chibi Jaune cautiously approached the Ahamkara and said, "Oh hi there…really big, really scary looking dragon…I was hoping…no I wish …to have an awesome girlfriend…please?"
Suddenly Chibi Pyrrha popped out of nowhere. "Hello!" She said cheerfully batting her eyes at him.
Chibi Jaune turned to her. "Oh, hi Pyrrha. You here to make a wish also?" "Nope." She said. "Well I wished for an awesome girlfriend. One that would get all my jokes, liked me for my personality, my looks…" Each description he said, Pyrrha had in spades. "So, I made my wish, and then you showed up…that must mean…she must be here somewhere!" He said with hearts in his eyes while her eyes went wide with shock. He then ran off leaving Chibi Pyrrha in the dust with a sad look on her face.
Chibi Cinder approached the Ahamkara with an evil gleam in her eye and said, "I wish that all of my evil plans bare fruit." A puff of smoke appeared revealing a tree sprouting apples with the words "Evil Plans" across the surface.
Chibi Cinder took one of the apples and inspected it. "This isn't what I had in mind…" She then took a bite and her face turned a sickly shade of green and almost threw up. She spat it out and then she grinned wickedly. "but I can work with this." As she took all of the apples and walked away.
Chibi Nora approached the great beast and said, "I wish for the biggest pancakes in all the world!"
Suddenly a large shadow obscured all of Sanus and giant pancakes the size of the continent appeared covering it in fluffy, sugary, syrupy sweetness. Then suddenly it was gone as quickly as it appeared.
Nora was completely and overly blown up from devouring the gigantic breakfast food in one bite. She licked her fingers of syrup and savored the sweetness. Her eyes shot open and a disgusted look came to her face.
"Wait a minute…this is not sugary goodness…this…is…sugar free!" Her fatness deflated quickly returning her to normal size. She fell to her knees and screamed. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
She then got up and pulled out Magnhild in hammer form and faced the Ahamkara with murder in her eyes.
"This injustice against pancakes cannot stand!" She swung her hammer killed the great beast with one swing.
The Ahamkara were once again made extinct.
And that concludes this chapter!
The first one was an idea Ptabs0101 asked me to make, so thank him. The Rap Summer sung was based of an AMV Hell 7 KRS Mako.
Upcoming chapters:
The Emperors New Shadow
Whitleys Deal
Dawning
SRL
Fallen Conclave
Farmboy and the Fallen
Eris goes to a Schnee Party (actually vote if you want either her, Shaxx or Variks or maybe both)
Salutations Simulation
Prison of Elders Blues
See you next time fellow readers!
