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I do not own Naruto

Chapter 9

Screams could be heard outside of the window of Gato's office. He cocks his head to the side looking at the three men sitting in his office. His eyes moving over to the silver hair man sitting on the couch lazily. "Are you going to get off your lazy ass and see what the fuck is going on outside?" He question that man.

The man looks up. The man cocks his head to his boss. "Yeah, yeah. I'll get it." The thug said with a lazy draw as he slowly stands up. But falls back to the couch he is sitting on as a body flies though the now broken window as insane laugher filters though the broken window.

The bloody and disform body with sand slowly falling from the body. A chibi sand coon jumps onto the window. "OOO…...LOOK WHAT I FOUND!" It yells over it's sandy shoulder.

"WHAT DID YOU FIND?" Yelled a dark voice from below the broken window.

"I FOUND THE TROLL AND A COUPLE OTHER BASTARDS. ONE LOOKS LIKE HE BELONGS TO PEIN!" Yells Shukaku as his golden diamond eyes looking back at the man sitting on the large armchair before the troll's desk. The man's eyes widen looking at the chibi sand coon looking back at him.

"How in the hell are you not in your host?" Question the silver hair man with his scythe resting next to the desk.

Shukaku grins as his hold up his paw with a single claw up and winks. "IT'S A SECRET." He tells the panicking reaper of Pein's little group.

"How in the hell did you know I work for Pein-sama?" Question Hidan with a dark smirk on his face.

"Now. Now Hidan. It is a pleasure to meet you once more. But this time your dance card is going to be filled by myself and by my twin brother." Said Naruko as she stood on the window sill with a blonde hair boy that is a copy of herself standing next to her.

"So where is your partner Hidan?" Question Naruto looking at the silver hair man with a smirk on his face as he picks up Shukaku and places him on his shoulder as other chibi creatures appear around them.

Hidan begin to laugh. "Kakuzu isn't on the island. He had his own side mission to take care of." He answers as he slowly pushes himself up to stand looking at them. "But if all the Biju's are here. Then you have made my job simple for me." He said with a crazed laugher escaping his lips.

Naruko looks to Naruto. "You remember when I told you about the Zombie Twins?" She question Naruto as said boy just nods his head.

"Yeah, I remember. That bastard there gives up lives to some twisted no name God to expend his life and whatever injuries he gets after he get's your blood on that damn scythe of his. You receive them as well." Said Naruto looking at Naruko in understanding.

"You little bitch Jashin isn't a no name God. Is a powerful God that you should fear." Growls out Hidan with a dark smirk.

"Yeah. Yeah, sure whatever." Said Naruko waving off Hidan as she looks at Naruto once more. "It would be best to allow Kurama and Rama and the others to handle him while we take care of Gato." She tells him.

The two chibi nine-tails jump down from the shoulders of the twin blondes standing on the windows edge. "We got this kits." Said Kurama as he does a backflip turning into a man with long crimson hair as the other nine-tail follows suit. Turing into the twin of the other man.

"I have a score to settle with your partner Hidan. But for now I shall settle for you." Growls out Rama as he smirks at the man standing before him.

While everyone is watching the twin nine-tail men Gato slowly crawls away from the group.

Land of Tea

Kakuzu sits in a tea house watching a man sitting in a dark corner. A young woman walks over towards him. "Hello Sir. What could I get you?" She question Kakuzu. His toxic green eyes look up at her.

"I shall take a jasmine tea and dumplings." Said Kakuzu.

The girl nods her head and turns on her heel and walks off to get his order. The man sitting in the dark corner stands up with his own cup of tea and moves towards Kakuzu's table. "Could I sit here?" The man questions.

Gato's office

"Where do you think you are going?" Question Naruto as he jumps down from the window sill and onto the ground before Gato.

Shanking Gato looks up at the blonde hair boy standing before him. "I'll pay you if you let me go." He tells the boy with tears rolling down his cheeks.

Naruto takes on a thinking pose. "Nah. Dude I have more money than you do." He said laughing. This making Gato grit his teeth with angry as the little bastard shots up to his feet trying to attack the boy with a short sword he has hidden in his cane.

"Now, now Gato. We can't have you hurting myself or my dear sister." Said Naruto as a sword appears in his hand swiftly slicing the cane sword to pieces. His eyes flash crimson as a dark demonic grin graces his lips looking at the old man cowering on the floor below him. Black and purple flames begin licking the blade of the sword. The last thing Gato had ever seen was Naruto's glowing crimson eyes as his head rolled over to Naruko at the bottom of the broken window.

Next time we will have Hidan and Kurama and Rama's battle and who is Kakuzu meet in the Land of Tea