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Yes, I somehow made Hiden more of a nutcase. I drew from people I have met in life and from my own craziness. Lol I do hope you all enjoyed his nuttyness.

I am sorry you do not like the Shika x Female Naruko story. There are more Female Naruko stories out there with pairs you would enjoy better. Personally I do not like Naruko x Sasuke so go find the one you would love.

Yes, yes Choji my favorite gentle fluffy is eating flaming hot cheetos. It will make him a little spicy.

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Chapter 11

Naruko along with Naruto stood outside of Tazuna's house. Chatting with each other from the mission they had taken the night before. Waiting for the other's to come and join them. Standing behind them are Kurama and Rama with their arms crossed over their chest. Their crimson eyes narrowed on the back door of the old drunk's home. Growing annoyed with the others taking their sweet ass time.

"If they do not hurry up. I'll send in our annoying baby brother after them." Growls out Kurama as his crimson eyes shift towards Rama with a slight smirk appear on his face.

Within Naruko's mindscape. Shukaku jumps up and down wanting to come out to play. "Come Please! Can I come out to play?" He annoyingly shouts out to the eldest of all the BIJU's.

Kurama smirks as he is still able to hear his baby brother being annoying to the girl as her right eye twitches as she glares over at the two nine tailed BIJU's. "Let him out!" She hisses out at Kurama from the massive headache that is now slowly creeping in on her.

Rama snorts. "I would recommend you listen to her. If you don't, he will stop anytime soon. Hell, she might even begin to call him Mother. Like all his past hosts have done." He tells his now twin brother in this new life.

Catching the hint that Rama had given her. Naruko smirks slightly as her eyes go blank slowly opening her mouth to speak. "Mother, please stop. I know you want to come out to play." She answers Shukaku.

Freezing in place. Shukaku's golden diamond eyes are growing wide. As their other siblings freeze as well. Their own eyes growing wide with horror. For if she allows him to drive her into insanity it wouldn't bode well for them. Before any of them could speak, Kurama pulled out Shukaku.

Holding Shukaku by his neck, Kurama narrows his crimson eyes onto his baby brother's own eyes. "You will not start your fucking mother bullshit with Naruko. If you try… I mean, ever try. I don't even care if you are my baby brother. I will perform 1000 years of death on your sandy ass." Kurama growls out at his brother.

This is the sight that everyone walks in on. Sasuke and Sakura watch with wide eyes as Asuma as well as Kakashi just watch with raised eyebrows. As Shikamaru, Ino, and Choji just watch without saying a word.

"We…we have an…an..audience." Shukaku chokes out. As he wraps his hands around his eldest brother's outreached arm.

"Mhm..Naruko, Naruto? What's going on here?" Questions Kakashi with a puzzled expression on her face.

The twins look over at their Sensei with a grins on their faces. "Nothing, just making a little trouble for Kurama and Shukaku." Naruko answers her Seseni's questions.

Rama snorts as he shakes his head at their antics. "That's enough. Naruko was screwing with you. For she was growing tired of the growing headache he was giving her." He tells the two as they look over at him.

Kurama frowns at Rama as well as at Naruko. "I'll get you back for that kit." He quietly growls at her. The twinkle of mischief in his own crimson eyes.

Naruto snorts as he places his right hand on her left shoulder. "It sucks to be you." He tells her with one of his foxy grins. Seeing the annoyance in her eyes, he takes off running. Hiding towards Ino moving quickly behind her as he wraps his arms around her waist. Peeking over Ino's left shoulder. "You wouldn't hurt Ino to get to me, would you?" He questions. With his large puppy with no jutsu eyes.

"Shut up Naruto." Naruko hisses out at her brother. As she crosses her arms over her chest letting out a huff. Looking away from Ino and him. Looking over at Kurama and Shukaku who is now standing on his own two feet.

"Alright. What did you find out last night?" Asuma questions them. As he leans against a tree where Naruko along with the BIJU's are standing. Closer towards the forest than the lake. He blows out a stream of smoke watching them as Naruto lets go of Ino and heads back to stand next to Naruko.

Unseen by Naruto, Ino pouts no longer having the warmth of his arms wrapped around her waist no longer. This hadn't gone unnoticed by Asuma as well as Kakashi with Naruko. Naruko has a tiny playful smirk on her face.

Kurama takes a step forward. His crimson eyes looking at each one of the shinobi standing before him. Narrowing his eyes on only two. Narrowing his crimson eyes on Sasuke and Sakura as they had no interest in what he is going to be telling them.

"Last night after leaving here. We went on the attack, we killed Gato along with his little things. We wiped out all the camps that had once surrounded the village. That I am sure you all will be seeing today when you head towards the bridge to protect the old man." Kurama informs them.

Tightening his fist Sasuke snarls. "What the fuck! I should have been part of that mission." He growls out with rage shaking his body.

Rama along with Shukaku snort at the baby's little fit he is now throwing with his baby feet stomping the ground.

"Why didn't we take you?" Shukaku questions him with a crazed grin growing across his face.

"Yes!" Sakura whines out as her green eyes narrow in on the man with sandy blonde hair.

Shukaku snorts at the little pink brat. "Little girl, you're not even ready to be out in the field. As well as duck ass there. You both should be having your mind fuck by Ino's father." He tells them with a crazed giggle to himself from his own little personal joke.

Sakura gasps with shock at hearing what this thing before her had dared to speak to herself as well as her true loves in such a manner. "How dare you!" She gasps out with shock in her voice.

Sand began to rise from the earth, slowly dancing across the ground moving towards Sakura and Sasuke. With fear the two entitled brats jump back from the sand as it had begun swirling around their ankles.

"You hadn't even noticed my sand coming to attack you until it touched your ankles." Shukaku told them with an insane grin on his manic face.

Kakashi looks over at her two promblesome students. "He has a point. For when I do try to instruct you two in new training. All I am ever given are temper tantrums or refuse to put more energy into training. To the point Naruto and Naruko have grown leaps and bounds over you two. Surpassing the both of you with skill as well as knowledge. For at this moment they are High Genin to Low Chunin in skill." She tells them the brutally honest truth. The twins share a glance as they both quietly snicker as they are still holding back. Still not feeling safe to open up and be their true selves.

Sand slaps across Sasuke's and Sakura's mouths. Stopping them from having a screaming fit. "Oh shut the hell up." Shukaku growls out at them. Sasuke moves his hands up trying to pull the sand covering his mouth. As Sakura began crying as she tried ripping off her own mouth covers.

"I just want to get this debrief over and done with. I do not have the time to deal with two spoiled children." Kurama growls out at them. His crimson eyes narrowing with his anger slowly rolling off of his body.

"I am sorry about wasting your time Kurama-sama." Kakashi tells him as she bows to the mighty BIJU standing before her.

Rama waves her off, as his crimson eyes move towards the two annoyances. Softly glowing eyes silently passing judgment on their every action. "Do not worry about it. My brother grows annoyed with children that don't know their places. We are not going to blame you much. For it goes back to when manners should have been taught to them. With duckass. Well he had his ego boosted by those jackasses on the civilian council." He tells her with a slight frown now on his face.

Moving his right clawed hand up to the bridge of his nose. Kurama lets out a low feral growl. "Enough!" He growls out at everyone.

Everyone freezes looking towards him. Even Shukaku froze as he knew that tone of voice and knew better to add more fuel to the fire.

Kurama glowing crimson eyes drift across the fools standing before him as the twins on either side of him. Once seeing that everyone has finally become silent he takes a step forth.

"Friday morning there is going to be a cargo freighter coming to the island. Within the ship will be thugs that Gato had hired to kill Zabuza as well as ourselves." Kurama tells him with his arms crossed over his chest.

"Within that ship there will be 250 to 500 men. The numbers are unclear. For at the time he was still talking to one of his men about hiring these thugs. To him those thugs are just cannon fodder. So if half or more die. It would be less money out of his own pocket." Kurama informs them.

Kakashi's lone eye blown open with shock as well as fear. For this is going to be bad. As for Asuma, his cigarette fell from his gaping mouth. Doing his best impression of a fish.

With his arms resting on his knees. Shikamaru drops his head into his hands. "Kami dammit. That little fucker doesn't care for others lives. Just as long as the greedy little bastard gets whatever it is that he wants." He grumbles out as he slowly raises his head, his eyes peering over his finger tips.

"It does appear so. The Land of Wave was just one of his latest items he lusted over." Said Naruto as he crossed his arms over his chest. "From what we had found within his documents and other files we had found within his office as well as his hidden vault." He informs them of some of the findings.

Ino tilts her head to the right. 'Hmm…that isn't all that they had found? Was it?' She mentally questions herself. "What else have you found?" She questions them. Her teal eyes watching their every slight movement.

Naruko drops her head as she lets out a long suffering sigh. "We found documents of his Brothals as well as several of his slave houses. There were also photos of women, girls, and boys in verse states of dress within those files." She tells them as her skin takes on a slight green tint to it.

The chip Choji had risen to his mouth fell to the floor before his sandal feet. "What the fuck man?" He questions with shock.

All eyes move towards Choji for once more he had an outburst. Something they didn't expect from the fluffy boy.

"You know it's bad when Choji is swearing." Naruto tells them with a slight chuckle as he tries to lighten the heavy mood around them.

"I do believe we should take this time from today until Thursday evening to train you little brats down into the ground." Shukaku tells them as his softly glowing eyes drift across each and everyone of them. "This shall give us three days of training." He added helpfully.

"He is right." Naruko agreed with what the insane sandcoon had just said.

"Alright, brat's let's get to work. Shukaku." Rama began to speak as well as get his baby brother or baby brother's twin.

Shukaku looks at Rama. "Huh?" He questions.

Rama locks eyes with Shukaku. "You shall be heading to the bridge with the old man." He orders the youngest of them all.

Shukaku's jaw drops open with shock. "What? It's going to be boring." He whines to one of his eldest brothers.

Kurama turns to the sound of his whiny baby brother. "I am sure Matatabi would like to join you." He tells the annoying sandcoon standing before him.

With an annoyed sigh Shukaku looks towards Kurama. "Fine." He answers with a slight whine.

Friday Morning

Naruto and Naruko stand on the deck overlooking the lake. Naruko looking towards her twin brother. "I think someone should stay here. For last time the two fuckers that protected Gato….had came here and tried kidnapping Tsunami as well as…" Naruko stops not wanting to finish her sentence.

Leaning his head back. Naruto slowly closes his eyes before opening them slowly looking up at the slightly pink sky as the sun slowly rises to greet a new day. "Matatabi and I could stay here until someone shows up. After we handle whoever appears…I can leave Matatabi here to protect them. While I come to join you and the others." He tells his twin sister.

"I think that is a good idea. For we need to bring back Inari's spirit back." Naruko tells him with agreement.

"Then that is the first part of our plan." Naruto tells his sister turning his head to the right to look at her with a soft smile on his face.

"Yeah." Naruko agreed looking towards him as well with her own soft smile.

A couple hours have gone by. It was already 8am as Naruto and Naruko had woken up at 4:30 am to do their morning training and warm up. For they had trouble sleeping that night.

Naruto and Naruko come walking in from the back door leading into the kitchen. In his hands are several wrapped packages as Naruko held several fishing lines with about 20 fish hanging from them. "We went fishing and hunting." Naruto told her with a smile on his face.

Tsunami's eyes widened with shock at the sight of the meat they had brought back with them. "You didn't need to do that for us." She tells them between tears.

Naruko gives her a soft smile. "We know we didn't have too. We wanted to." She tells the bluenette.

Naruto takes the packages of deer and boar meat to the ice box as he left a pack of boar meat out for Tsunami to be able to make breakfast for her family.

"Also we have already made breakfast for everyone else outside. So, please do not worry about us." Naruto tells her with a grin as he spots his teammates and the others coming down the stairs. "Come on people, we have breakfast already outside." He tells them with a grin.

Everyone just followed after the twins to find Rama and Kurama standing outside over a campfire with breakfast already made for everyone.

An hour later Tazuna comes walking out of his house. "Alright. I am ready. My people will be showing up late today." He told them with a grin on his face.

Naruto and Naruko nod their heads to each other. Mata comes walking out of the forest as she nods her head to her two elder brothers. "I have everything handled here." She tells them as Kurama and Rama nod their heads to her.

"I'll be staying here. You know just in case." Naruto speaks up as he looks towards Kakashi.

"Alright. Just be careful." Kakashi tells her student.

"You got it Kashi." Naruto tells her with a massive grin on his face.

With a roll of her single eye Kakashi pulled her little book out of her pouch, she began reading as the others followed after her.

Naruto took his spot on the branch of a tree near the lake overlooking the clearing near the house as Matatabi stalked within the shadows.

After about a half hour voices of three men could be heard. Naruto sitting up from his spot creates about 10 cloudless shadow clones. Nodding their heads as they dash off into the shadows.

"So you think they left that bitch alone?" Questions a man with white hair.

"I think so. WIth the boss dead. They must have grown cocky." Said a man with a bandana covering his head.

"Who do you think killed the little fucker?" Questions a man with hot pink hair.

"Who fucking knows." Said the white hair man.

"Hello boys." Came silky sexual voice from behind them.

Stopping dead in their tracks they see a woman with long blue black wavy hair just wearing what looks like a bikini top with skin tight jean booty shorts with knee high boots.

The three men had their jaws fall to the floor at the sight of the hottie standing before them.

"Hey babe. What are you doing around a place like this?" Questions the hot pink hair man with a lustful look in his silver eyes.

A soft purr comes from the woman as she walks towards him with a slight sway of her hips. She walks up to the pink-haired man. Her golden eyes hold an air of mischief to them as her claw-like nails move up to his face. "Oh you know. Sightseeing and hunting." She tells him with a purr to her voice as her nails sharpen and with a quick slash the man's throat is ripped open as her twin tails appear from her back with flames flicker on them as she wraps them around the men burning them to ash as flames flicker on her claws setting the man gagging on his own blood begins to burn turning to ash.

Naruto appears next to her. "They are the only three out there. My shadow clones are looking for others. But, I haven't found no one." He tells her.

"Alright, I have things handled here. Go and join the others." Matatabi tells him with a soft loving smile on her face.

Next time the battle on the bridge