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Chapter 7: Replacement

-In the alley. Izaya´s point of view.-

Now if this wasn´t the weirdest thing ever then he didn´t know what was.

He was leaving Ikebukuro without the slightest sign of a chase or the yelling of his name. It was almost odd to walk back to his office like this. No screaming, no running, no property damage.

Letting his beloved flick blade slip back into his coat´s pocket he skipped down the busy streets of Shinjuku.

He didn´t know yet if he liked this sort of change or not. Sure, it was interesting to see the brute behave as docile as he did now, he didn't even yell- it was almost as if someone had sedated the beast. There was also this rather paradox bonus of Shizu-chan not beating the shit out of him during what they did.

And yet it unsettled him. It wasn´t like he could trust Shizu-chan to seriously stick to his promise. To be honest he had been surprised enough as it was that he even agreed to it today.

But speaking from experience Izaya knew the brute was acting way too often on instincts on whatever he liked or not, if he got fed up with him or got tired of this he would surely put an end to their deal.

And then he would be pretty much fucked. He didn´t like it- that this whole solution wasn´t exactly secure.

And on top of it, it was Shizu-chan they were talking about.

Shizu-chan. The guy he had sworn to kill ever since Raira high school. And now they were going to fuck on a constant basis? It had to be a fucking joke.

Sighing the raven strolled down the busy streets of Ikebukuro. He felt like he had a fucking expiration date printed on his forehead.

Fuck this whole Incubus business, this was all his stupid father´s fault.

Opening his office´s door with a creak he stepped into his apartment.

"Namie, you better work or you won´t get paid~" he announced, without even glancing inside the room yet- it was obvious that she was going to watch one of her tracks of Seiji or simply stalk him and look what he was doing where, whenever he was absent.

Except, this time it seemed she didn't do any of that.

"You better tell that your friend," the cold remark made the raven blink and actually twist his head to look at the secretary´s desk.

Just, it wasn´t only the secretary that looked back at him from that direction.

"Hey, Izaya~" A deep frown forming on the flea´s face he felt his body stiffen.

"What are you doing here?" He was supposed to be in hospital from what he heard- and yet-

"Oh, I have been waiting for you actually."

It was Hachiro, sitting leisurely in his swivel chair, his shoes on top of the desk seemingly not giving a fuck about how this wasn´t his own apartment.

Band-Aids were wrapped around his head, meeting over his left eye. A quadrangular shaped piece of cotton was hidden beneath it making it more than obvious that his eye had been seriously damaged during the brute´s and his fight.

If you could even call that a fight that is. From what he read it was only a one sided beating after all.

"I´m quite surprised you are still alive," the man voiced, hoping off the chair as he approached the raven. Izaya glared at the man, his hands tightening into loose fists.

"Same to you, heard Shizu-chan beat the crap out of you." Laughter resounded from the man´s throat making Namie cringe as she glanced at him. She may not know the guy, but he sure had something disgusting to him.

He was the type of person you felt uncomfortable standing next to in the underground train for no reason.

"Yeah, that guy. Too bad he didn´t tell me what I wanted to know." Really an odd fellow.

The raven´s expression darkened just the slightest. He felt his hair stand on ends just recalling what that guy may have told Shizu-chan.

"What did you tell him?" The man grinned as if he had already realized Izaya´s fear.

"Oh, I just asked him a question or two. He reacted differently than I thought though," he sighed, pointing to his eye. "It´s a shame the doctors said I won´t be able to see with that eye properly again." Narrowing his eyes the raven merely glared at the guy.

So he didn´t say anything else? Apart from asking questions?

"Judging your earlier reactions I was sure his reaction would be more hostile towards you, I mean you even said-"

"What exactly did you ask?" the raven butted in, not intending to let the guy continue any further. A pissed off groan was to be heard and a few documents got slammed onto the table.

"If I'm supposed to work like this then you gotta pay me more Izaya." A tad surprised both men glanced towards the secretary who was now gathering her things. "Until you are done ranting about shit I will do my work at home, see yah." And with that she stormed to the door, her heels clacking along the floor, making Hachiro raise an eyebrow.

The door slipped shut with a loud slam.

"Great timing your secretary has," the man smirked, suddenly taking off his coat.

Knowing what the guy probably wanted now Izaya still decided to play dumb.

"You think so?" The disgusting guy merely grinned leaning closer as the raven just remained in his position, not twitching.

"Of course, this whole hospital shit made me get all horny with nothing to do all day. And the nurses wouldn´t do the job for me either~" grinning the man leaned to Izaya´s ear, whispering into it. "Now then, get on your knees, Izaya-kun~" the raven shuddered slightly.

"Well actually that´s not necessary at all right now," the raven shrugged, his brain working on high speed as various options suddenly seemed to appear in front of him.

"The hell is that supposed to mean?" Hachiro nearly growled, obviously displeased. The raven leant away, trying to get some distance between them as he glared at the guy.

"What I said." For a second Hachiro merely blinked in surprise, that blinking soon turned into a fit of laughter though.

"Ahahaha, so now you´re fucking with that Shizzy- guy, is that right? The walking killer machine?" Izaya cringed at the nickname Hachiro had given him. Hearing that asshole say his name with that filthy mouth made him want to puke.

"That´s none of your business," he spat the glare only intensifying on both parties.

"Do you have a death wish? That guy is going to kill you. He is crazy."

So it may be.

"He threatened to do that the first time he saw me, so that´s nothing new."

Before the raven could react the guy suddenly took a step towards him, his hand finding a grip around the raven's already bruised neck- "Don´t fuck with me Orihara-" Ther aven hissed, it hurt- and as the guy leant forward with that disgusting smirk he could already feel that disgusting hard on press against his thigh-

No.

Just no-

Silver glimmered through the second and the man hissed, taking just a step back from the raven as he let go of his throat.

A single droplet of blood fell to the floor as the man touched the thin cut on his cheek.

The raven swallowed, the knife in front of his body in a defending manner.

Ahh...

Shit.

This is a bad idea.

"You hit the nail on the head, I´m not going to fuck with you anymore." A really bad idea. And yet he just couldn´t bring himself to act as usual and accept his fate when he actually had the option to avoid it.

Hachiro glared at him, then he smiled, laughed, those lips curling into a smirk.

"You will regret this Orihara, oh yes, you will." Without another word he turned around, grabbing his coat once more as he made his way to the door. "And when you come back crawling to me be prepared for the worst."

And with that the door closed once more- the raven now entirely alone in his apartment. Letting the blade slip shut again he put it back into his pocket.

He had been stupid, hadn´t he?

Pacing back to the couch he let himself slump down on it, his finger intertwining as he thought about what he just did now.

He was glad, well yes he actually was, he had been meaning to say something like this to that bastard for ages. But now that he did- ahh crap.

Had been stupid.

If Shizu-chan changed his mind he was pretty much fucked-

And not in a good sense.

Shit-

He shouldn´t have done that.

If he ever had to resort to that bastard again... it wouldn´t be nice.

-Shizuo´s point of view-

"Uhm, what happened to Izaya-" the blond just shrugged, not really saying much as he met up with his friend again.

"Dunno he is minding his own flea business." To be honest he couldn´t care less about what he was doing now.

While Tom looked at him as if he had gone insane there was pretty much only one thing that circled around in his mind now.

The real question was- how he was going to even start touching Izaya next time-

The first time it had been a necessity- it was just in the spur of the moment, he did what had to be done.

The second time he was drunk. Drunk of his ass he might add. He didn't even know how he had been able to just do and say things that he definitely wouldn´t have done in a sober state- Izaya had been right after all.

But now?

He had no idea- he hated that pest, he always made his life miserable, and yet they had ended up like this- with a promise he couldn´t break.

Well actually he could, he could just say no, but then Izaya would have to return to that guy.

Just the thought of the creep touching Izaya in any way made his blood boil for no reason.

Just no.

"Ne, Tom-san, can I ask you something?" The man twisted his head, looking at the blond as he was just about to get himself a drink from one of the vending machines.

"As long as I can answer it, sure go ahead," he shrugged, screwing the cap off the drink that he had gotten and took a sip.

"How do you usually start having sex?" Violently coughing the man tried catch his breath as the content of the bottle spilled to the ground.

The blond blinked a bit surprised by the extreme reaction.

"Something wrong?" the dread locked guy shook his head, wiping the corner of his mouth as he looked at the blond.

"No just- why are you asking me that sort of thing?" the blond blinked.

"Is it that weird of a question? I thought you had a girlfriend before." The man cringed, a bit overwhelmed by the question.

"No but- well..." this certainly wasn´t a conversation he thought he would be having with the former bartender- "how to start you say, well, first of if you love the girl, you-"

"And without love?" Shizuo interrupted right away, seeing that tom was going to tell him what he actually wanted to know.

"Huh?" the man tilted his head, now completely confused. Until it finally made click in his head.

"Ah, is it because of those prostitutes? Are you wondering how they do something like that without feelings?" It hadn´t been only once or twice that the people they visited had used the money for that sort of thing. Maybe that´s what Shizuo wanted to know- yeah, that would make sense.

The man nodded to himself, making Shizuo tilt his head.

"Well, I guess without feelings involved they just do it for the sex itself. You know for the sake of getting laid." Ah, Izaya said something along those lines the day before.

... that wasn´t exactly what he meant either though.

Sighing the blond gave up.

"That sounds stupid."

"Considering they have to pay for it I guess it is."

The question he wanted to have answered was still left in the open now. Another thought was popping up in his head now though.

He had been drunk. He didn't know too much of it, but actually... what if he exaggerated?

What if he lost control?

He could recall Izaya saying that.

With this kind of cursed strength he could hurt Izaya in ways he didn´t want to think about. Just by holding him close he could accidentally snap his spine and he would be immobile for the rest of his life.

What if Izaya pissed him off? On purpose, or even by accident?

Izaya wasn´t quite wrong with what he said.

He could kill him easily if he did anything he disliked-

If he did dislike anything that is-

Because the worst thing about this all wasn´t that he had sex with the flea, it wasn´t even the fact that he promised to do that regularly now, no.

It wasn´t even that he was scared of overusing his strength.

The worst about this whole situation was- that he actually liked that shit.

He might have been drunk- but he definitely knew how good it had actually felt as perverse as that might sound-

The way he had panted and writhed beneath him- he couldn´t get those scenes out of his mind. The way he had breathed his name and called out for him- pulled him closer, that gasps leaving his mouth.

That was what was bothering him the most-

"Stupid genes."

"Did you say something?"

"Nope, nothing."

To be continued~ C: xD

Shufflepink: haha yeah, they took long enough didn´t they? xD

Unknown: Awwww thank you so much 3 xDD though that would actually make me laugh x'D Let´s see C': maybe I will include it C':

Guest 2: xDD you hate him, don´t you? xD haha yes, he had to hurt that guy good C': Special treaty for my readers xD awwwww haha maybe he was irritated exactly because of that xD C; oh gosh x'D Shizuo is hillarious when he is thinking abotu sex I think xD'

Now, now, turning to the kinky requests, I got quite a few on fanfiction as well as on AO3 xD You dirty lil readers C'; I got enough smut for a shitload of chapters xD So anyway I adopted pretty much every request so far, so they will appear somewhere in the story xD

There are only a few exceptions:

No rape here plz xD. Hachiro is done and over with in that regard cx No one gets to fuck Izaya here except Shizuo xD Talking about it, that also means no threesomes xD Sowy guys I have to decline that idea 3 I just view Shizuo as someone so possessive, he would never agree to that xD And I ain´t gonna share Izzy hmph xD

Also, no tentacle moster x'D that shit can be hot too, sure, but I don´t really wanna include it here to be honest xD maybe I will write a one shot sometime C':

So, no rape, no threesome, no tentacle rape.

Also Imma adding a kink to le list hehe- Somehow I think Izaya talking Russian could be hot sorta x'D or rather accidentally moaning something Russian~ x'D

Well then, feel free to request more my dirty lil children x'DDDD Don´t be shy ahaha C':

Next chapter will include some smutty smut again C; 3

See chu guys on November the 13th C':