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ஜ Chapter 13: Fuck you flea ஜ
-Shizuo´s point of view-
Shizuo hadn't been able to sleep properly the whole fucking night.
After he had squished his phone to death Celty had asked him why Izaya called- and hell that hadn´t been easy to explain considering he didn't want to lie to his best friend- he had tried to get some rest.
He headed home, Kasuka didn't call or anything and there was nothing on TV that didn't aggravate his nerves so he decided to go to bed early- Just in case for certain fleas to appear early in the morning again.
He did say he would kill Izaya if he woke him again but who knew if that kind of threat would keep the louse away.
Maybe it was because of that thinking, but somehow something was really off with the blond- seriously! The moment he fell asleep he started to have the most fucked up dream in his life- and hell it was not a good one- not the usual winning situation where he caught the louse once and for all, ending right there because he never really knew what to do with the flea after catching him-
No.
In today's dream he sure as hell didn't kill him.
Ahaha, no- killing him would have been the less disturbing thing to do.
They had been running through Ikebukuro- as usual. He was yielding a stop sign again and Izaya throwing his knives one after the other. It was once the flea headed for an alley that things started to get out of hand.
Sign in one hand the blond dashed around the corner, hoping he hadn't lost track of the flea yet- but oddly Izaya was just standing there. The knife suddenly gone Izaya was leaning against the building. His brows were furrowed and he almost seemed like he was suffering. Shizuo dropped the sign not even wasting a second to think whether the flea might just be trying to trick him. He thought he was hurt- but then Izaya turned towards him. And suddenly the direction this dream lead into changed entirely.
"Shizu-chan- it's so hot here." The churning expression that had worried the blond suddenly looked way more- suggestive. A grin spread across the flea´s face as he said those words and Shizuo strangely couldn't do anything but stare at the flea.
"Don't you feel it too, Shizu-chan?" Eyes were looking at him with their mischievous reddish glint, and all of a sudden Izaya moved- but oh no he didn't approach him.
Slowly, but surely the raven trailed one hand underneath his shirt, lifting the fabric just so much he could see Izaya's silky waist. "Shizu-chan~" the raven purred and then that other hand was sliding down as well- but oh it didn't stop at the shirt.
Pants being unbuttoned with one quick motion the flea´s hand slipped inside his own pants.
The blond caught a breathy moan choking from the raven´s lips as he moved his palm underneath the fabric. Again he threw a glance at Shizuo. "Shizu-chan, feels so good~"
The blond had an urge to walk towards the flea- to maybe stop him or- no, no definitely stop him- but he couldn't move at all, he could only look. His body was frozen in place at the show.
"It's so hot-" the raven moaned, the mischievous grin slipping from his face as his brows furrowed slightly, face starting to take on more and more the expression of a pleasured one. Still leaning against the wall of the building Izaya slid down a bit, his legs buckling slightly as he tried to keep upright. Not having been able to endure the motion the pants slid down the flea´s thighs. Ah there was no underwear- Izaya's head tilted back against the wall and he let out a soft moan as he kept stroking himself. Having had his eyes squeezed shut the raven forced them open for a glance as he looked straight at Shizuo´s eyes filled with something that made Shizuo swallow at the sight.
"Shizu-chan, fuck me," the raven panted, those lithe fingers trailing down further Izaya's body, a whine followed as the raven bucked his hips "please-" his body was trembling softly, his lips parted letting gasps slip past them moaning at every movement.
"I´m already all wet and slippery, I bet you could just-" and suddenly that hand moved, in a motion that didn't leave the blond to guess just what the flea had done- "Ahnn-" the flea panted hard, his legs were trembling beneath him, parting slightly- "Shizu-chan- ah Shizu-chan please-"
And then the dream stopped.
Right. There.
Shizuo didn't know whether to feel relieved about the fact that it ended right there or be angry because he didn't see the end-
If a death stare could kill then his apartment´s ceiling surely had to rot away just by his glance. Glaring at the ceiling the blond wondered what the hell was even going on.
Why the hell was he dreaming this sort of thing?! Why the fuck did he think of fucking Izaya?! Confusion was hitting him hard.
Groaning the man pushed himself out of the bed- only for something very uncalled for to appear in his sight.
Why the hell did he have a boner?! Almost disgusted he looked at the obvious tent in his pants- and no he refused to admit it might be there because of the dream he had had.
Ripping the underwear off his body the blond walked to the bathroom- heading for an ice cold shower. Of all the things he had seen and done in his life this was definitely too absurd for his taste.
Not even wasting a second the blond stepped quickly into the shower, turning the holy liquid on. Cold and fast the pure water poured down on him, dampening his blond silky hair.
I hate the flea.
I hate the flea.
I hate the flea.
Repeating the sentence over and over the blond tried to think of all the shit Izaya pulled on him. All the fights they had and all the moments of rage that caused him to chase after the louse.
Well the chasing part didn't exactly help considering his mind wandered back to what he had dreamt before at that line of thoughts- and why didn't his boner fucking go down already?!
Turning around to rub some shampoo in his hair the blond stopped for a second, only being left to groan again.
Great now he even thought he smelled the flea, what the hell, was he some kind of pervert?
This was all Izaya´s fault!
With a sigh the blond dunked under the water. Soothing the cool liquid traveled across his skin.
Izaya was his enemy. A flea. Evil. He hated him. That dream was just a slip up.
He tried to ease the frown on his forehead.
That´s right- it was just a dream, why fret over it? That was obviously his mind trying to make sense of what had been happening recently. He did think he remembered reading something like this somewhere.
That kind of thought actually did calm him down- that was until it happened.
*SPLASH*
"WHAT THE FUCK?!" laughter filled the air around the blond way too quick- and the blond turned around- just for his eyes to spot the person that he definitely wanted to see least at the moment-
The door to the shower was still closed, but oh there was that mischievous stare again, glancing at him from the gap between the shower and the ceiling- A bucket was in his hands, now empty and the blond realized what kind of content had been poured over him- Ice cubes.
One after the other was now piled up on the floor of the shower.
"You didn't even notice I was here Shizu-chan! What happened to that weird smelling sense of yours?" the raven teased, obviously not even considering the possibility that Shizuo might as well just kill the louse for this stunt.
"Izaya, what the hell are you doing here?!" the blond roared, not really affecting the raven´s laughing fit at all though.
"Oh, I just thought considering how rudely you barged into my apartment last time to get a lay I would do the same to you~" Well actually he had planned to throw the bucket of ice over the blond in his bed- but this was okay too.
Pausing for a second the blond froze at the "get a lay"- the phrase reminding him way too much of a certain dream he had had to endure just now.
"By pouring ice over me in the shower?" the blond frowned, understanding, even though not approving of Izaya's explanation. "Just for the record I saved your shitty ass back then. You shouldn´t have been trying to skip that in the first place."
Humming the raven titled his head as if to actually consider what Shizu-chan had said.
But of course he wasn´t- although there was one thought on his mind that certainly caused him a headache. He had come here to annoy the hell out of Shizu-chan for hanging up on him and barging into his apartment doing as he pleased with Izaya on top of his desk-
He hadn´t been able to work all day because of it.
Sure Izaya had been the one to actually lead everything to result in that kind of situation, and yet he couldn´t help but blame the blond for it.
It namely being the weird fantasies that kept circling around in Izaya's mind since then. Seeing the blond standing in the shower like this, water spraying on his back from behind, being wet from head to toe sure wasn´t contributing to get rid of his nasty thoughts, however.
Izaya hated how fucking good that man looked dripping wet.
"Our opinions differ Shizu-chan, but nevermind, I got my revenge~" the raven continued, not willing to admit defeat yet.
Glaring the blond frowned at the flea, ready to yell his name and just chase the flea stark naked out of his apartment if he had to- but oh, all of a sudden a way better idea surfaced in his mind and the frown eased into a grin instead.
"Revenge, huh? Sounds good to me-" With a yelp the flea suddenly found a hand grasping his wrist too fast to pull away and his body tilted forward-
Ice cold water splashed on the raven and he squeezed his eyes shut when the stream of liquid hit his face. Not exactly graceful the raven crashed into the shower from above.
"You stupid protozoan!" grinning, and still keeping hold of the flea´s wrist the blond looked at the struggling flea, now shivering and trying to get the water out of his eyes as he got up from the ground.
"Can you repeat that?" the blond teased, earning a glare from the raven as he finally managed to look at the blond.
"I said you are a stupid-" but Izaya didn´t even get to finish the sentence as another splash of water hit his face- this time it was the showerhead itself that was aimed at him.
"Hm, what did you say flea, I didn´t hear you?" Shizuo grinned and all of a sudden he had a feeling he understood why Izaya liked to tease the shit out of him.
"You fucking-" Oh no, no more words were going to leave the flea´s lips. Keeping his eyes closed the raven blindly tried to snatch the shower head away but not with Shizuo-
Enjoying the view of a helpless Izaya for once he took a step back to make more room for the flea to struggle- he had him gripped at the coat now hanging from his hand quite like a cat would carry her kitten- it was then that the blond felt something ice cold beneath his feet-
"Wha-" too late he tried to grasp the shower wall and the shower floor crashed into his back instead. The shower head flew from his grasp and continued to spray water everywhere as the flea stumbled as well, having lost his capability to see and crashed into Shizuo.
Groaning the blond braced his palms against the ground. Fucking great- now he was horny, annoyed and his back hurt too.
Pushing he tried to get up, only to face the flea.
Sitting on top of him.
Wiping over his eyes to get rid of the water blocking his sight.
And all of a sudden Izaya was just a bit too close for Shizuo's taste.
All wet.
His clothes were clinging to Izaya´s entire body. The coat doing little to hide anything about the flea as he sat right on top of Shizuo´s crotch.
Finally opening his eyes again to glare at the blond below him the blond couldn´t really do anything but swallow at the sight.
Sexy.
Okay, that thought didn't belong there. Not at all- and yet he couldn´t fucking stop his dick from jumping at the scene.
He wanted the flea.
And yes he meant in a sexual way. The thought doomed on him and for a moment the blond just froze up. Hell no- he couldn't want that sort of-
"You stupid protozoan, why did you hold onto me?" the raven finally hissed, obviously oblivious to what state he threw the blond into.
"Stupid flea it's your fault," the blond answered, his lips feeling kind of dry all of a sudden. Groaning the flea tried to ease off his coat definitely not helping Shizuo to forget whatever was wrong with his brain today at all.
"You shouldn´t have pulled me into the shower- look at my clothes!" Oh yes, he was looking. That was the problem-
Those red eyes travelled right back up, looking at the blond and god damn Shizuo wished he could literally throw the flea out of the apartment and be done with it- Trying to get his previous anger to resurface the blond hissed back at the flea.
"And you shouldn´t have come here and thrown ice cubes at me!" Trying to be angry as he usually was the blond pushed himself off the ground just a bit more, unavoidably getting closer to the flea and as a result- forcing the flea backwards a tad.
And maybe a bit too far.
Izaya glance suddenly travelled down Shizuo´s body and the blond froze instantly.
"Any reason why you are having a boner right now, Shizu-chan?"
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To be continued~ xDDD
Trolololo no worries my cookies, xDDD More smut is coming xD For now I hope the wet dream Shizuo had will satisfy the kinks lmao x'DD I will be updating more frequently again now xD Sorry I took so long C': really sorry xD 3 but as chu can see maybe from my other uploads I´m back on track~! C: and hey I wasn´t entirely lazy xD google "Shirohimesstories tapas" and you will see something nice C: *cough* the first page of the doujinshie *cough* xD
Guest 2: xDD ahahah yeah xD Ho ho ho indeed they really can´t stop thinking abotu each other- be prepared xD with shizu already being a horny lil shit and Izzy craving him just as much this is going to make some hot and steamy sex hehehehe
Unknown: xDDD ahahaahah well the revenge did backfire again anyway xD ohhh I see xD lmao I thought it might be someone else x'DDD haha 3 awwww hey I really do care xD And besides some of the kinks mah fellow perves suggested I didn´t even know about so whelp I can only learn from you guys xDDD Awwwwww thank you 3 And sorry i took so long for updating xD I saw your latest review and was like "oh fuck I should hurry up-" xDDDDDDDDDDD
Next update will be in 14 days on Thursday the 15thJune~! xD plus, minus a day or two cuz of exams taking place now, but I will try to keep the deadline x'DD
Love chu minna~ see you in the next smutty chapter ho ho~ -chu can expect some good hot shower sex C: C: C: C: C: C:
