Family

Chapter 228 Perfume

By: Major144

Disclaimer: I do not own anything, expect the OCs. This is just a story for fun.

(Author's Note: Howdy folks, got a real good chapter that involves the Void. Hope it gives you a laugh and you enjoy it.)

In the depths of the Void, Robin was trying to figure out a way to escape. Robin had constructed a large multi dimensional communication device out of various junk in the Void. He was desperate to escape the Void and surly there was someone out in the multiverse who would help him. The first person Robin called was Batman. The caped crusader's face appeared on a tv screen before Robin.

"Holly phones Batman! My device actually worked!" Cheered Robin.

"Robin." Said Batman.

"Ok Batman listen to me. Some one eyed creep banished me and my team to a place called the Void. I need you to come rescue us." Said Robin.

"Not going to happen." Said Batman.

"But...why?" Asked Robin looking stunned

"Well firstly I know what the Void is and what kind of things end up there and honestly I'm not the least bit surprise you and your team ended up there." Said Batman.

"What do you mean?" Asked Robin.

"You and your team are the worst group of heroes in the multiverse. You cause people harm then good and you cause millions of dollars in property damage. The villains you fight are less destructive then you and your team. Not only that, but your the worst sidekick ever! You destroyed the batmobile by taking it on a joyride, stole my gadgets, and then you asked me for a hundred grand saying you were using it to build a crime lab, but instead you used to buy rental property as a long term investment! You lied and stolen from me Robin and for that you have lost my trust and respect. I'm disowning you." Said Batman.

"Wait! Please give me another chance!" Begged Robin.

The screen went blank and Robin was alone. Robin let out a sob and banged his head into the machine a few times for several minutes, he regained his composure and made another call. The face of a teen with red hair wearing a yellow and red superhero outfit appeared on the screen.

"Hey Kid Flash, can you do me a solid buddy and use your super speed to make a wormhole, so my team and I can escape this horrible dimension we're trapped in. I'll let you be part of the team." Said Robin with a grin.

"Yeah that's no going to happen. I'm not going to rescue you guys, because I know you're not going to let me on the team and your going to somehow to all the credit and glory for the rescue. I also remember quit clearly that you shattered my knees on two separate occasions because I was beating you in a contest and you couldn't stand losing and admiring someone was actually better then you at something. So yeah you can forget about me coming to your rescue." Said Kid Flash with a glare before the screen went blank.

Robin let a small scream of frustration and slammed his head into the machine a couple of times before he calmed down and made another call. A large nerdy teen with orange dressed in a science fiction outfit that parodied Star Wars. The teen was a super villain named Control Freak.

"Control Freak please I'm begging you to use your reality bending tv remote to rip a hole into a dimension called the Void and rescue me and the Titans! I will upgrade you to our archenemy and even let you win a few battles. All you have to do is use your remote to free me and my team." Said Robin with a pleading grin.

"As tempting as that is, I'm going to have to decline." Said Control Freak.

"WHAT?!" Cried Robin.

"I've spoken to Rob and we actually became friends. Also there're way better heroes to arch now, so I no longer have any interest in your team. So goodbye Robin, I would say I enjoyed arching your team, but I didn't. You were all one big mistake." Said Control Freak before the screen went dark.

Robin let out a roar of rage as he pulled out his staff and began smashing the machine with it.

In another part of the void Beast Boy and Cyborg were hanging, when Rob and Bobert appeared before them.

"Hello gentlemen, I have a special torture for you today, however this one has a reward for you at the end." Said Rob.

"What is it?" Asked Cyborg.

"There is a veggie pizza and a meat lovers pizza I placed at the other end of a store. All you have to do is go through the store to get them." Explained Rob.

"What's the store?" Asked Beast Boy.

"The perfume department." Said Bobert as he pointed off into the distance.

Beast Boy and Cyborg turned to see a realistic looking perfume store nearby. The two of them gulped and paled at the sight, but their desire for pizza helped them work up the courage to run into the perfume department. At first everything was fine, but then arms came out from behind the displays holding perfume bottles and began to aggressively spray clouds of perfume at the faces of Cyborg and Beast Boy. Beast Boy and Cyborg coughed and gaged and their eyes watered as they were hit by the perfume. The two ran as fast as they could, but still go blasted by perfume. Cyborg tried wearing a gas mask to avoid the perfume, but a hand pulled it up and another sprayed his face. Beast Boy managed to dive over one cloud of perfume, but got struck by another cloud of perfume in midair. After a few more minutes of running and getting sprayed Beast Boy fell to the ground and Cyborg had to carry his friend the rest of the way out of the store. The two soon reached the end of the department and collapsed. After they caught their breath they saw two pizza boxes in front of them and hungrily jumped on them.

"Well that's enough fun for today." Said Rob before he and Bobert left the Void.

Meanwhile Robin had finished destroying the communication machine and had moved onto another plan. He decided to recruit some of the other inhabitants of the Void and form a new team to confront travelers and force them to take him and the others out of the Void. Robin recruited Johnny Test, Fanboy, Chum Chum, SwaySway, and Jar Jar. He then created a machine out of spare parts to give his new team powers. Johnny got hot magma powers, Fanboy got stretching powers, Chum Chum got super speed, though he wasn't fast enough to open wormholes or portals, SwaySway got invisibility powers, and Jar Jar got water powers. Robin felt confident that his new team would do better then his old one. Now he just simply had to wait for some travelers to show up in the Void.

In Aku City, Chi and her friends were fixing to head back to Ooo. Chi decided she wanted to get some perfume and wanted to make a quick stop at a perfume store, she heard about in a strange place called the Void. Demongo opened up a portal and the group went into the Void. They took in the weird sights and located the Perfume Department. Chi and Nyx went inside, while the others waited outside.

Robin and his newly created team saw the visitors and decided to attack them. They appeared before the group ready to attack.

"Surrender your dimensional travel device or face the wrath of the Titans." Said Robin.

"Oh I'll fight." Said Samantha as she cracked her knuckles.

"Titans GO!" Yelled Robin.

Johnny fired a blast of lava from his hair and it went straight up and hit Chum Chum on the head!

"HOT! HOT! HOT!" Screamed Chum Chum as he began running around in circles using his super speed, which made him blur.

"I'll save you!" Yelled Fanboy as he stretched his arms out to the blur.

Fanboy grabbed something solid, but he couldn't pull his arms back. His arms stretched and stretched, until he got pulled into the swirling blur and was spun around for a while, before being tossed out and crashed to the ground with his stretched out arms crashing on top of him. Jar Jar tried to come to Chum chum's aid with his water powers in the form of a blast, but he tripped on a rock and knocked himself out, while his water blast hit Johnny instead. Johnny let out a gasp as his powers reacted with the water and his body turned charcoal black, before he collapsed into a pile of ash with blue eyes.

"Guess it's up to me." Thought SwaySway as he went invisible and began to sneak up on Samantha intending to launch a sneak attack.

SwaySway's plan might have worked, but a old car driven by a emoji, drove onto the scene and ended up hitting him. The invisible duck was knocked off the floating island that the perfume department was on and fell several fell before crashing on another island knocking him out. At that moment Chum Chum stopped running to reveal that all that was left of him was his shoes and some ash.

"Glad...that's over." Groaned Chum Chum.

Robin stared at his defeated team in absolute dumbfounded shock.

"Well that was easy." Said Samantha.

Chi and Nyx walked out of the perfume department carrying some bags and took notice of the scene. Samantha filled them in on what happened and Nyx cast a look over at Robin, who just stared at his team dumbstruck. The witch waved a purple glowing hand at Robin and a hate cake appeared above his head and crashed down on top of him. Robin cried out in surprise as he was covered in slime and spiderwebs. Nyx and the others laughed before Demongo opened up a portal and they headed onto Ooo.

To be continued.