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Chapter 265 Wish Disaster 2

By: Major144

Disclaimer: I do not own anything, expect the OCs. This is just a story for fun.

(Author's Note: Hey everyone this fanfic has reached over 200,000 views! When I first started this story I never would have imagined it would become this popular. Thank you all for your support and reviews. Enjoy the chapter.)

Ron James sat on a fancy lounge chair in the former Grand Master Wizard's office. He had used his powers to redecorate the office by adding a big screen tv, some massage chairs, a disco ball, a pool table a fridge full of food, a microwave, and a hot tub. For a final touch Ron James had a giant portrait of himself with a muscular body with two beautiful women by his side on a wall behind him. Brandon was enjoying the massage chair, Oswidge was eating a hotdog, Abracadaniel was standing to the side looking confused, and Huntress Wizard and A Real Magic Skeleton stood by looking a bit annoyed as Ron James sat in his chair chilling. Ron James glanced at the portrait of himself and made himself muscular and conjured up a stylish purple cape. Finally Huntress Wizard spoke up.

"Sir we have some matters and issues to go over."

"Fine lay them on me." Said Ron James.

"Well firstly there's some tv producers wanting to make a show about the Wizard Police. It should boost morale in Ooo and give the police more respect. The producers need your approval." Said Huntress Wizard.

"They have my approval. Should be a good show. What's next?"

"Well there's a growing concern about the young witches in the city. Apparently some of them are admirers and fans of Maja. They see her as some kind of role model." Said Huntress Wizard.

"Just gather up and give them a tour of the prison and tell them that's where they'll end up if they act like Maja. That should set them straight."

"We also have a feud between some leprechauns and some pixies. There used to be some kind of business agreement, where the pixies would sell their pixie dust to the leprechauns for exchange their gold, until a leprechaun by the name of Rick O'Shæ stole a bunch of pixie dust from the pixies and ran off with it. The pixies are demanding more gold form the leprechauns, but they refuse to pay." Said Huntress Wizard.

(Author's Note: Rick O'Shae is from Mucha Lucha.)

"Either make the leprechauns pay or take a loan from the bank to pay it."

"Alright there's also the issue of the new council members you picked." Said Huntress Wizard.

"What about them?"

"To be perfectly honest they are not the best people for the job. Oswidge may have knowledge of magical items and creatures, but he is clumsy at casting spells, Abracadaniel has no combat magic and his nervous all the time, A Real Magic Skeleton has some magical talent but his still talking magic lessons, and Brandon has no magic at all." Said Huntress Wizard.

"So your...point?"

"My point being is that the Council should be made of people with strong magic, sharp minds, and good hearts. The people you have randomly chosen may be good people, but they lack the magic and qualities needed for this job. The Council is a symbol of power and order for Wizard City and if weak and unqualified people are put into power it'll lead into disaster." Said Huntress Wizard.

"Fine. I'll pick some different people after the party."

"Thank you sir. I'll see about preparing the party and try to come up with some Council candidates for you." Said Huntress Wizard as she left the office.

"What was all that about? I'm the Grand Master Wizard, I'm in charge!" Said Ron James looking annoyed.

"Well the Grand Master Wizard is the ruler of Wizard City and it takes more then just simply being strong with magic to run it. Your predecessor was a wise ruler with many years of life experience. He took things seriously and considered the results of his actions. The Council was established to help run the city and magic community and bring a sense of unity to the city. Huntress Wizard was testing you to see if you are a good ruler and it seems she has doubts considering how you lazily gave commands to some serious problems in the city and made three of your friends and one random dude into Council member." Said A Real Magic Skeleton.

"I'm just getting started. Just getting my bearings and everything will be parties and smooth sailing." Said Ron James.

"Look maybe we should go see Simon or some other Council member and explain what's going on. You have great power Ron James, but with great power comes great responsibility. And to be fairly honest your not ready for it." Said A Real Magic Skeleton.

"Man I can handle anything now! I have the power and I can take on anything the world has to throw at me!" Declared Ron James.

"For all our sakes, lets hope that's true." Muttered A Real Magic Skeleton.

Miles away at Castle Lemongrab, King and his top generals were gathered in a meeting room to discuss the future incase war broke out in Ooo. Sir Slicer was in front of a large tv screen, while King was sitting at a meeting table with Toronto, Bandit Princess, Puppet King, Puppet King's second in command General Monkey, Monkey King, Mandarin, and a candy person named Dr. J who had taken over the gangs since Jaybird was eliminated.

General Monkey was an oddball monkey puppet. He had grey fur, pale white skin, red eyes, ridiculous grey hair with a green streak in it and wore a white outfit that was a mix of a lab coat and straitjacket, green gloves, and telescopic goggles with blue lens.

Jordan was also supposed to attend the meeting, but he had gone to Wizard City accompanied by General Rabbit, Tree Witch, Grassy Wizard, and several fairies to see the new Grand Master Wizard and convince him to join forces with King's forces.

"Alright people lets get down to business. There are several kingdoms and civilizations in Ooo, but only six stand above all others. Firstly there's us with our mix of races and our numbers are growing by the day with new recruits. The Candy Kingdom has advanced technology and their ability to mass produce warriors for battle through baking and cooking. Wizard City is full of power wizards and they have a bunch of magical defenses. The Fire Kingdom has a bunch of powerful warriors and the environment is dangerous. The Ice Kingdom is ruled by possibly the second strongest wizard in Ooo and has a bunch of odd powerful beings living in it, and the environment can be dangerous at times. Lastly there's Crimson and the organization he represents, not much is known about them, we don't know the location of their base or the size of their forces. What we do know is that they are very very powerful and should be taken seriously. Now if a war was to break out, we should focus on conquering a few of the smaller kingdoms and villages for resources and strategic positions before moving onto one of the big ones. We have some troops secretly stationed in both the Ice Kingdom and Fire Kingdom ready to launch a surprise attack, but it would be better to focus on capturing the Candy Kingdom and Wizard City, due to their environments being less hazardous. Once we do that will conquer the rest of Ooo." Said Sir Slicer as images of the kingdoms and Wizard City appeared behind him.

"What about the Peace Protectors and wild cards like Magic Man?" Asked Bandit Princess.

"Our sources say Magic Man is no longer on this planet and that he has gone to Mars. As for the Peace Protectors, they are a mighty force, but small in numbers. Our forces should be more then enough to overwhelm them." Said Sir Slicer.

"Very good. Now that we have a plan in place to deal with a war situation, I feel very secure about our future. Whatever happens we will prosper and King Land will be a reality." Said King with a big old grin.

The others nodded their heads in agreement and the meeting ended.

Miles away their was the small nation of Antsylvania ruled by Herman. Herman was an ant with four arms, a goatee, who wore grey battle armor and a horned helmet. He would sometimes don a mask with a fierce scowl. Herman had recently heard about the new Grand Master Wizard and decided to go pay him a visit to persuade him to release his brother Carl from prison. Herman didn't much care for his brother, but they were still family and Herman could rub the rescue in his brother's face for several years. The warlord gathered a good chunk of his forces and marched to Wizard City.

Back in Wizard City a few dark magic users were making plans to see the Grand Master Wizard. Their names were Denzel Crocker and Alden Bitterroot and they were cousins of Dr. Crocktopus. The two looked a lot like Dr. Crocktopus with human like appearances and ears on their necks instead of their heads. Crocker was a wizard that had red reptilian eyes, a bit of black hair on his head, and a white beard and mustache. He wore glasses, a red robe, and red wizard hat. Bitterroot was a warlock that had black hair, wore glasses dressed in black Pilgrim style clothes with a pointy black hat. Both Crocker and Bitterroot desired to free their cousin and they were going straight to the top. They would try using diplomacy and persuasion first, but if that didn't work they would take drastic action and use force.

(Author's Note: Denzel Crocker and Alden Bitterroot are from Fairly Odd Parents. The version of Crocker I'm using is from the episode Timmy the Barbarian.)

At the Candy Kingdom, Thromnambular had snuck in and was looking for someone to grant wishes to. The skull was floating around and sticking to the shadows to avoid attention. Thromnambular's eyes landed on Lemongrab who was staring up at the Gumball Guardians.

"Oh how I wish I could be big and inspire confidence in others. If I was huge I could help out in a big way here." Said Lemongrab.

"Say no more. I can help you get what you desire." Said Thromnambular as he floated towards Lemongrab.

"Who are you?" Asked a startled Lemongrab as he took a step back from Thromnambular.

"I am Thromnambular the wishing skull! I grant wishes and whatever you desire I shall grant it." Said Thromnambular.

"Any wish. That's acceptable! I wish to be huge!" Said Lemongrab with an excited look on his face.

"Your wish is granted! Prepare to start living large!" Said Thromnambular as the eight turned into a seven.

Lemongrab began to feel himself growing and become taller. A bunch of nearby citizens and guards began to point and shout at the sight of Lemongrab growing. Lemongrab laughed then he felt a strange bubbling sensation from his gut and he looked down to see that his belly was greatly expanding making him incredibly fat and heavy. Lemongrab let out a groan as his legs became weak underneath his body's new weight and he fell onto his back with a crash. The lemon candy was now the size of a large shed and twice as wide. His clothes just barely held his enormous girth.

"Help I fell and can't get up!" Cried Lemongrab.

Thromnambular floated nearby and chuckled as people stared at Lemongrab. Some guards quickly altered the palace about what was going on and soon Queen Bubblegum arrived on the scene.

"What happened?" Asked Bubblegum.

"I made a wish to be huge and this happened?" Said Lemongrab.

"Wish?" Asked Bubblegum.

"A wish on me. I'm Thromnambular the wishing skull." Said Thromnambular as he floated over to Bubblegum.

"Why did you do this to Lemongrab?" Demanded Bubblegum.

"I'm a wish granter, I grant wishes. Your friend just poorly made a wish. He should have gone into more detail about what he wanted." Said Thromnambular.

"Well he can use that knowledge to wish himself back to normal." Said Bubblegum.

"Sorry, but only one wish per person." Said Thromnambular.

"Fine I'll just wish Lemongrab back to normal myself then." Said Bubblegum.

"Are you sure about that. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity. You can wish for anything you desire. Your friend's problem can easily be solved with diet, exercise, and a little surgery. Surly there's something your heart desires?" Said Thromnambular.

Bubblegum thought this over. There was something she greatly desired and that was knowledge. Knowledge was power and with it she could defeat all her enemies and create a utopia for her people.

"Alright I wish for the access to all knowledge." Said Bubblegum.

"As you wish, oh wise one!" Laughed Thromnambular as the seven turned into a six and he vanished in a puff of smoke.

Bubblegum's eye went wide as her head swelled and became larger. Her mind was overflowing with knowledge and she began to spout random facts and trivia.

"The sun is 92. 96 million miles from Earth. The speed of light 299,792,458 metres per second. The word pez comes from the German word for peppermint: pfefferminz. Alligators have wider, U-shaped snouts, while crocodile front ends are more pointed and V-shaped. Toothy grin: When their snouts are shut, crocodiles look like they're flashing a toothy grin, as the fourth tooth on each side of the lower jaw sticks up over the upper lip. The Twelve Labors of Hercules were Slay the Nemean lion. Slay the nine-headed Lernaean Hydra. Capture the Ceryneian Hind.

Capture the Erymanthian Boar. Clean the Augean stables in a single the Stymphalian birds. Capture the Cretan Bull. Steal the Mares of the girdle of Hippolyta. Obtain the cattle of the monster Geryon. Steal the apples of the and bring back Cerberus. Two plus two equals four."

Miles away Thromnambular appeared outside Castle Lemongrab ready to cause trouble there.

To be continued.