Family
Chapter 277 Restaurant War 1
By: Major144
Disclaimer: I do not own anything, expect the OCs. This is just a story for fun.
Dominator finished her Mississippi Queen as she and Attea looked at Mandie and the Chritchellites surrounding them. Sizz-Lorr stood outside his restaurant with his giant spatula in hand ready to fight. Zim came limping outside battered, bruised, bleeding, and had bits of slim dripping from his body. He took one look at the scene before and immediately ran and jumped into the nearest trashcan to hide.
At Mega Meaty Meat, Darklos and Sceles watched what was happening from the security camera.
"Looks like they're fixing to throw down." Said Sceles.
"Let's let the cannon fodder wear them down a little bit." Said Darklos.
All around the food court Lunch Lady, Triple C, and Colonel Kluckin were sending their various security forces to battle. Lunch Lady used her ghostly powers to create a bunch of monsters made out of meat, Triple C used his abilities to create a bunch of meta tentacle monsters, and Colonel Kluckin sent out his bounty hunters. It was an odd sight seeing these various odd creatures march out and head to the center of the food court. Customers, mall goers, and janitor staff took one look at the violent looking groups and immediately started heading towards the exits at a quick pace. People on higher levels peaked down over the railing to see what was going on. Up a few levels were Finn's group, a level above them was Jack, Klorgbane, and Xeexi, and a level above them was Gearga, Skips, and Techmo. The two groups of heroes and one group of villains saw the armed forces of the restaurants marching towards the center of the food court intending to do battle with each other. The leaders and the owners of the restaurants stood in the middle of their respective forces ready to dish out commands.
(Author's Note: Forgot to mention that Colonel Kluckin is from the video game series Destroy all Humans. In that game he is a human, but in this story his a humanoid chicken.)
"Well this can't be good." Muttered Techmo.
"No it's not. It's a restaurant war. I've seen these happen before and they're not pretty." Said Skips.
"Looks like we might have another problem on our hands." Said Gearga as she pointed down at the members of Shadow Spite.
"What are the odds those guys would be here?" Asked Skips.
"Smaller then you would think." Said Techmo.
"Now how should we play this out?" Asked Skips.
"Our main concern should be all those enemies down there, since they're fixing to go to war with each. We need to take them out and rescue any civilians we find. There's a pretty high chance Shadow Spite might launch an attack against us in all the chaos and confusion." Said Gearga.
"Typical villain move." Agreed Skips.
"Let's just see what happens." Said Techmo.
On a lower level the members of Shadow Spite looked down on the scene that was fixing to unfold as they ate some food they bought.
"A meal and a show. This is going to be fun. Now this is entertainment." Said Jack.
"You think we should try to recruit some of these guys to join us?" Asked Klorgbane.
"No. These guys are more into money and expanding their franchises. Not really the violent conquering of planet types." Said Xeexi.
"Good point." Said Klorgbane.
A few levels below them Finn, Phoebe, Lapis, and Peridot watched the same scene. Phoebe munched on some marshmallows that seemed to help her stomach settle, but a few sparks of flames would still shoot out from time to time. The heroes focused on the center of the food court, but then Phoebe glanced over at one corner and saw the large group of Chritchellites surrounding Dominator.
"Look who else is here." Said Phoebe as some sparks jumped from her mouth.
"Oh you have to be kidding me. Seriously? Dominator is here of all places. Next thing will probably see are members of Shadow Spite." Said Finn looking annoyed.
Deep beneath the food court Gramma Stuffum was cooking up a bunch of monstrous food creatures to attack the food court. Gramma Stuffum along with her three top minions Liver and Onions stood before an army of various gross foods. There were the green humanoid Spinach Men, large Brussel Sprouts, a bunch of burgers with octopus tentacles called Octopus Burgers, and a bunch of red pots with legs filled with yellow sludge called Red Pots.
"Alright troops today is the day we serve up vengeance! We were kicked out of this food court, but now we shall be the ones who do the kicking! Go forth and destroy those who claim they make better food then Gramma Stuffum!" Said Gramma Stuffum.
The food army roared and they charged through a bunch of air vents leading to the food courts. Gramma Stuffum, Liver, and Onions stood behind and turned their attention to a giant metal cooking pot that contained a powerful food minion called Slam Witch. It would serve as the main course of Gramma Stuffum's attack.
Back at the food court, Dominator and Attea continued to stare Mandie down. Finally a Chritchellites with orange goggles stepped forward and pointed a finger at Dominator.
"You destroyed our planet, forcing us to pick up embarrassing odds jobs to make a living. But it seems the cosmos are smiling on us. We found you, so now we can take our revenge on you!"
"Dude I've destroyed several planets. It's what I do. I think I remember blowing...up your planet. It was a pretty ugly and boring look planet now that I think about it." Said Dominator.
The Chritchellites looked like he was fixing to yell, but Dominator simply just stretched her arm and punched him sending him flying back and knocking several of his pals down. Mandie swung her sword slicing Dominator and Attea's table in half. Dominator and Attea shot to their feet ready to fight.
At roughly the same time that was going on. The three restaurant owners and their forces met in center of the food court. The leaders stepped out from among their ranks and faced each other.
"Howdy Lunch Lady. Howdy Triple C. Mighty fine day and quit a big gathering we have. Now before any of us start shooting or blowing stuff up, let's give diplomacy a shot." Said Colonel Kluckin.
The other two restaurant owners nodded their heads.
"Now were all civilized, hardworking, mostly...honest folks. There's plenty of business to go around and share. I have a proposition that can benefit all of us. Now I won't attack either of you if yo agree to pay a small fee to me every now and then. I won't bother any of y'all and you can go on about your business. What do you say?" Said Colonel Kluckin.
"No deal." Said Lunch Lady.
"Yeah no deal. My crew and me ain't going to pay you nothing! You think you can come on my turf and boss me around, you got another thing coming! Do you feel me? You know what I'm saying?" Said Triple C as he waved his tentacle appendages around.
"Oh I know what your saying. Time for a Restaurant War!" Said Colonel Kluckin as he pulled a gun from his white jacket.
The little war was on.
To be continued.
