Science Unfair III It's another school science fair, with geodes, walking clocks and Snagglepuss...

Plot

There is a title gag with the three eyed crow.

The chalkboard gag is: "I am an underachiever and proud of it."

Oscar is writing: "Julia Child was not a cannibal."

Bart winced at him.

...

Oscar's blue walled bedroom. Oscar and Teddy are still up past bed time playing a video game. Bright lights from the TV light up the dark room and loud sounds fill the room as Oscar blows up space aliens.

"Oh the mother ship!" said Teddy holding a joy stick.

Marge suddenly marches in frowning. She switches off the game console and TV.

"Hey!" Oscar whined.

"It's time to go to bed." Marge sighed.

"Phooey! I already did that last night." Oscar sulked.

"Phooey ptooey..." Teddy remarked grinning. His enormous buck teeth visible. Oscar's living teddy bear sat there on the bed next to him.

Marge sighed.

"Oscar you have school tomorrow..."

"She's right kiddo, early to bed, early to rise..." said Teddy.

"Aww, nuts..." Oscar sighed.

Marge gave him a soft look that seemed to be pleading for him to conply.

"Streuth mate!" Montery Jack from Rescue Rangers exclaimed in a thick Aussie accent.

Oscar winced. Monty fled into a mouse hole.

"Oscar..." Marge sighed.

Oscar relented and got undressed.

Teddy begins sniffing the air around him. His big wet shiny round black nose quivers and twitches. Oscar winced as Teddy began sniffing him. Teddy retched smelling a bad smell. "Someone has a really ripe diaper..." Teddy groaned.

Oscar gawked, twisting about in just his Sesame Street diaper. It crinkled as he checked himself out. "Ugh... I do feel wet..." He grimaced as his diaper was wet.

Marge sighed. "On the bed Oz..." She twigged he needed changing. Oscar lays upon his bed. Marge tore open his diaper. Ugh! She sighed and cleaned him up.

"Man what a freak..." Cousin Hank sighed wearily.

Oscar glared up at him.

"Hank leave him alone!" Marge told off Hank.

Hank seethed and left.

Marge finished changing Oscar and taped up his diaper tightly. Oscar grimaced and wriggled. It was too tight.

"Oscar that's not too tight... Now put your jammies on..." said Marge.

"Diapee too tight..." Oscar whined.

Marge sighed.

...

After leaving Oscar's room. Hank punched a wall in frustration.

"Stop punching the walls!" Homer yelled.

Bart was heading to his room.

"Does anyone in this family have any common sense?!" Hank ranted.

"Yeah, common sense would tell you not to go around making enemies. Just saying." Bart said frowning.

"WHY ARE YOU TAKING HIS SIDE?! HE'S A FREAK!" Hank seethed.

Bart did cuckoo sounds and "He's crazy" gestures and headed to his room.

"He spends pages talking about two characters, usually someone your age or younger and a cartoon bear engaging in sodomy!" Hank seethed.

Bart winced. "Hank that is a word we do not use in this house..." Bart told Hank off.

"Whatever.l. Oz is a degenerate! Can't you see that?!" Hank yelled.

Hugo was in bed reading but stopped because of Oscar's loud video game playing. He seethed.

Eventually it suddenly went quiet.

"Hey!" Oscar whined. Hugo heard Mom explaining to Oscar to go to bed.

"Yeah I feel a sense of deja vu..." said Hugo.

Bart was calling out Hank for being a jerk.

"Yeah Oz is a little weird. You don't have to ve such a jerk to him!" Bart snapped.

Hank seethed and went to his room.

Bart headed to his room. Hugo was tucked up in bed reading a big geeky book.

Bart sighed. He got into bed.

Bart smirked. He squeezed out a loud fart.

"Ugh Bart..." Hugo groaned.

Bart laughed.

Hugo poked him with his sewing needle.

"Ow!" Bart yelped.

Hugo smirked and settled down to read. He was reading a Jules Verne book.

"You have an urgent message Hugo..." Bart chuckled.

"Let's here it..." Hugo sighed.

Bart farted. He laughed heartedly.

Hugo sighed.

"Grow up..."

...

Oscar's room. After Marge left. Oscar was laying there wearing just a diaper decorated with Sesame Street characters. Teddy was sniffing his diaper with his big wet shiny black nose.

Oscar blushed and winced. Teddy was still sniffing him. "I wike it when you sniff me with your slimy wet nose..." Oscar declared with a smirk.

Teddy grinned and sniffed his diaper some more.

"Truth be told, I used to be quite a stinker," Oscar said aloud as Teddy sniffed his diaper with his big wet shiny black nose.

"You still are a stinko, kiddo..." said Teddy grinning. He sniffed Oscar's diaper.

Oscar frowned.

"We need some shriners and lepers playing ukuleles..." said Oscar. Teddy gawked at him and furrowed his eyebrows. "And Ben Stein... naked..."

"Uh..." Teddy was freaked out.

Teddy sniffed Oscar's diaper again. Oscar blushed and sweated. He wet himself for some reason. Teddy continued sniffing him.

Teddy's nose quivered and twitched as his wet rubbery nose sniffed Oscar's diaper. Oscar frowned, he squeezed his nose. It squeaked like a toy.

Teddy grinned. He sniffed his diaper again.

"Stop going on bout his bleedin' hooter, you hairy geranium!" Hank screamed.

Oscar frowned and muted him. Teddy sighed relieved and sniffed his diaper. Oscar squeezed his nose again.

Teddy jumped on him, pinning Oscar down. "Oof!" Teddy smirked deviously. He sniffed Oscar, blowing his hair about. Oscar winced. Oscar gulped as he stared at Teddy's big wet shiny black nose.

Teddy smooshed his wet slimy nose against Oscar's nose. Oscar groaned. "Ugh... slimy..." Teddy grinned and rubbed their noses together.

Teddy then scooted backwards. He sniffed Oscar's diaper again. Oscar blushed and squirmed.

"Settle down bucko..." Teddy grinned as he held Oscar's legs. He buried his wet nose into the fabric of Oscar's diaper and sniffed repeatedly. Oscar blushed and sweated.

"Anyway, what is your science project you have to bring in tomorrow?" Teddy asked.

"A walking clock..." Oscar grinned.

Teddy rolled his eyes...

Teddy sniffed Oscar's diaper for the umpteenth time... Oscar frowned and squeezed his nose, grinning when it squeaked.

Teddy smirked and shrank Oscar. "Try that now, spud..." He sniffed Tiny Oscar.

Oscar gurgled and stuffed his hands up Teddy's nose. Splat! Tgey sank into something slimy, his boogers!

Oscar winced as he tugged frantically at a green gooey slime. His hand was stuck in the adhesive gunk.

"Eeeeugh..." Teddy groaned.

Oscar grunted and tugged frantically at the gooey snot yanking at it sharply but to no avail as he was stuck fast.

...

The next morning. Bart is watching home videos of Homer and Marge when they were younger. Homer and Marge squirt each other with a hose while washing Homer's new car. The car rolls backwards into the road.

A crash is heard on the tape. Bart laughed.

Marge sighed.

Homer then grew a beard, however on a birthday recorded on the tape he set fire to his beard trying to blow out the candles. He runs around on fire.

Oscar screamed with laughter.

Homer scowled.

"Oh, they're gonna eat this up in show-and-tell." Bart chuckled.

"I'm not sure if I'm comfortable with the idea... of your classmates laughing at our family's private moments." said Marge.

Bart rolls his eyes.

"How would you like it if 20 years from now... people were laughing at things you did?" said Marge.

"Does that mean it is finally okay to find that time Bart fell down a well funny?" Oscar asked.

"No Oz..." said Marge.

"Is Lisa being the lizard queen funny yet?" Oscar asked.

Marge sighed.

Yeah sure, make fun of me when I once accidentally got drunk..." Lisa rolled her eyes.

"Not likely. Come on. Have a sense of humor about yourself." said Bart.

But suddenly there was a very, very embarrassing moment of Bart on the tape... "I'm a big boy today." said baby Bart sat on the toilet naked.

Lisa laughed. Bart groaned mortified.

Oscar screamed with laughter.

"Ow! Oz don't scream so loud!" Bart groaned.

Oscar chuckled.

"I gotta find something else quick." said Bart.

"Where did you get that projector from?" Homer asked.

"The attic." said Bart.

Homer seethed. "Stay out of the attic!" He snapped.

"Dad, everyone knows about Hugo now..." said Lisa. Hugo was eating fish heads.

Homer muttered annoyed.

...

"Anyway I gotta find something new for Show and Tell..." said Bart.

"Why don't you bring this potato? It's pretty big." Marge was holding a large potato that was crawling with worms.

"Mom, you're always trying to give me potatoes. What is it with you?" Bart sighed.

"I just think they're neat." said Marge.

Bart rolled his eyes.

The Dud from Who's Behind The Door was there.

Everyone had Homer's delighted face.

"Oz no! No memes!" Bart groaned.

"The only use for that potato is to shove it in someone's tail pipe, causing their car to blow up..." said Oscar.

Marge frowned at Oscar.

Chin Kee, a racist caricature of a Chinese man dressed as a Chinese hopping vampire in Qing dynasty clothes with buck teeth had a live bat. "How about this delicious bat?" The bat squeaked and flapped frantically.

Bart frowned, irked by Chin Kee.

"Dude, You're obsessed with bats. What is it with you?!" said Bart.

"I just think they're meat." said Chin Kee.

A studio audience laughed. Bart rolled his eyes.

"I need something for show-and-tell." Bart rummaged around in the lounge.

"How about a walking clock..." suggested Oscar.

Bart gawked at him. "Uh no..."

"How about a collection of potato chips that resemble celebrities and politicians?" Oscar asked. He held a potato chip that resembled Richard Nixon. "Look! This one looks like Nixon! I am not a snack!"

Bart winced at Oscar. "Uh... no."

"How about your scar from when you were surgically separated from Hugo?" Oscar asked.

"Can you stop suggesting things?! All your ideas are bad!" said Bart.

Oscar frowned at Bart.

Bart sighed.

Bart walked into a wall. "Ow..."

"You know, it is a wonder to watch how your mind works..." Hugo said in a smug and satisfied tone.

"Shut up Hugo..." Bart groaned.

Plot 2

Bart heads to Lisa's room.

"Get out!" Lisa snapped.

"I need something for show-and-tell." said Bart.

"Just take one of my geodes." said Lisa.

Bart was baffled. He doesn't know what a geode is.

"The rocks on my desk." Lisa sighed, polishing her saxophone.

"No, that's a trilobite." said Lisa as Bart held a fossilised bug.

"That's petrified wood." Lisa sighed as he picked up some wood that had turned to stone long ago.

"Bart, that's a bran muffin.!" Bart had picked up a bran muffin...

Bart continues to pick up anything but the geode.

"Bart that's a coprolite!" Lisa yelled.

Bart was baffled.

"In layman's terms, fossilised poop..." said Hugo.

"Hehehehe... poop..." Oscar chuckled.

Hugo rolled his eyes.

The school bus honks.

"Kids hurry up!" Marge calls them all down.

Lisa handed Bart the geode in a hurry. It was an egg-shaped rock with sparkling gems inside.

Bart follows his siblings and Oscar onto the school bus. To his dismay nearly everyone bought in a geode. Geodes twinkle and sparkle.

"Greetings, fellow geode-ologist." said Martin.

"Hey Minnie Mouse..." Oscar grinned.

Martin seethed flustered.

"Ugh... Otto wait up. I'll be a sec..." said Bart leaving the bus to find another thing to bring into show and tell.

"And he mistook a bran muffin for a geode..." Lisa said to Milhouse.

Milhouse rolled his eyes. "If only he knew I kept a rock collection.'

Lisa sighed as Otto would have to wait for Bart.

Bart meanwhile sees the dog digging. He decides to bring in Santa's Little Helper for Show and Tell.

And infuriatingly no one notices him bring a dog on the bus, even if he was in a disguise as flimsy as a cardboard box.

Meanwhile on Shadow Moses Island or Ocelot's lair...

A guard noticed an odd cardboard box where Ocelot hadn't told all the henchmen to store boxes. (Flattened for saving space)

"Snake we know you're under that box..." said the guard.

...

We cut back to Oscar's part of the story.

Bart fetched a projector from the attic. Oscar glanced at Teddy, his cartoon Teddy bear thing.

Teddy shrugged.

"Come on pint-sized twerps... breakfast is ready..." Hank said coldly.

Oscar wearing feetie jamas got up and stretched. Teddy sniffed his butt with his big wet shiny black nose.

Oscar jumped forward startled by a wet slimy cold nose pressed against him. He frowned at Teddy and squeezed his nose. It squeaked like a toy. He giggled.

Teddy rubbed his nose and grinned.

Near the master bedroom stood the dead-beat, down on his luck Circuit Circus clown wearing a barrel. The pink haired clown was wearing a barrel held up with suspenders.

"Gee! Find some clothes!" Oscar yelled.

Teddy shook his head at Oscar as if Oscar missed the point of the gag.

At breakfast. Bart was plying old home movies because he found a few that he found funny, given Homer was being humiliated in them. Bart felt they would amuse the class in show N tell.

Young Homer's car slipped out of handbrake and rolled backwards into the road. Homer gasped and pleaded. The car went into the road and a car crash was heard.

Oscar laughed.

Bart grinned.

Marge sighed disappointed while pouring Oscar's cereal for him.

Young Homer was growing a beard on the old family tape. However when he blew the candles out on his birthday cake his beard caught on fire and he ran around screaming.

Oscar screamed with laughter.

Homer scowled at him. However Bart chuckled and fist bumped with Oscar.

"They'll eat this up at show N tell..." Bart chuckled.

"Hrrrrrrrmmmm... Bart how would you like it if people laughed at something you did 20 years ago..." said Marge.

"Like falling down the well..." said Oscar. Marge frowned at him. "What? We can find that funny now right?"

"No Oscar..." Marge sighed.

"What about when Lisa was the lizard queen..." Oscar asked.

Lisa rolled her eyes.

Marge sighed.

...

Bart unfortunately discovered an embarrassing video of himself when he was a baby on the tape.

"I'm a big boy today." said Baby Bart, sat on the toilet naked.

Lisa laughed at him.

Bart was mortified. Oscar then screamed with laughter as he often screeches with laughter, hurting the ears of everyone nearby...

Bart cupped his ears in pain from Oscar's screechy laugh.

Marge hushed Oscar. "Oscar you don't need to scream when you laugh..."

Oscar cracked up laughing at the embarrassing video of Bart.

Bart frowned at Oscar.

Homer chuckled. "Now that's comedy."

Hugo smirked.

Oscar watched Bart looking around and muttering about finding an alternative thing in for show n tell.

"How about this potato." Marge held a large potato with worms squirming about and poking out of the starchy tuber.

Oscar gawked at the vegetable.

"Mom why are you always giving me potatoes..." Bart sighed.

"I just think they're neat..." said Marge.

Bart gave an irked glance.

Oscar then insisted on referencing memes...

The Dud from Who's Behind The Door arrived.

Everyone had Homer's delighted face.

"Oz no!" Bart groaned.

A clone of Homer emerged from the boarder shrub between the house and Flanders's house. "Meme..." He then was swallowed up by the shrub again.

Bart face palmed.

Oscar laughed.

Hugo winced.

The last straw was Chin Kee, a racist caricature offering bats. Bart groaned and went off to find something else to bring into school.

Oscar followed him while eating his cereal.

"Uh Oscar..." Marge gestured for him to return to the table with his food.

Some minutes pass. Oscar eventually returned.

"He didn't care for my suggestions. Which is bull plop because there were originally his ideas for last minute show N tell exhibits from that book he wrote..." Oscar broke the fourth wall.

Everyone glanced about baffled.

...

While Bart was trying to find a geode.

Oscar finished his cereal.

"So sweetie. What are you bringing in for show N Tell/science fair?" Marge asked Oscar sweetly. because she finds him cute.

"A walking clock..." Oscar cracked up laughing.

Hugo gawked at him. Everyone else was speechless.

"Well at least he's not giving the dog cigarettes this time, Marge..." said Homer.

"I also considered a singing grapefruit. No this one wasn't my former neighbour I turned into a grapefruit for being a nosey parker..." said Oscar.

Everyone gawked at him.

"Okay... bad idea..." said Oscar.

"How about a lady covered in ants with a loaf of bread on her head, Mmmmhmmm! I wanna see that!" said Teddy, Oscar's living teddy bear thing.

Oscar winced at him. "Even I think that's not feasible..."

Oscar finished his last spoonful of Happy Little Elves cereal and ran off upstairs to get ready and pester Bart.

Hugo soon followed, just in time to explain what a coprolite was. "In laymen's terms... fossilised poop..."

"Hehehehe! Poo poo!" Oscar chuckled. Hugo rolled his eyes at Oscar.

On the school bus. The kid who said Pokémon on Bill Cosby's Kids Say The Darnest Things pulled a silly face at Oscar. A gookie.

"SHABLAHAAAA!" Oscar yelled firing a ki energy beam at the unfortunate boy, vaporising him.

Hugo winced and gave a nervous look at Oscar before taking a seat.

Bart arrived panting and gasping for breath. He sighed as everyone had geodes.

"Ahoy, fellow geode-ologist!" said Martin.

"Ahoy Minnie Mouse!" Oscar made fun of him for being voiced by Russi Taylor.

Martin frowned at him.

Bart sighed and left to find something else to bring in.

"If he's leaving the bus, I wanna too..." Teddy said to Oscar.

"Okay... and just how do you plan on us getting to school on time..." Oscar sighed.

"Easy! By flying there, on the back of a rocket powered cow WITH LASER FIRING UDDERS!" Teddy yelled.

Everyone gawked at Oscar's insane pet teddy bear thing.

"Great... You've alienated us again Ted..." Oscar sighed.

...

Fourth grade class. Mrs Krabappel's class are having a show and tell day.

Nelson has brought in a tin of tinned tomatoes. He read the back of the tin...

"The ingredients were fresh pureed tomatoes..." He pronounced tomatoes as Tom-may-toes.

"It's Tom-mah-toes, stupid Yank!" Oscar yelled.

Bart face palmed. Mrs Krabappel hushed Oscar.

"As I was saying... The ingredients were fresh pureed tomatoes... water, salt and sodium benzoate used to retard spoilage." said Nelson.

"Yes the retards like Oscar have spoiled the school..." Bart was being offensive about Oscar being disabled.

Oscar punched him with a hard right hook. "Oof!"

"Ha..." Mrs Krabappel allowed him to hit other pupils.

Nelson sighed.

"Once again, if I'm not mistaken... this can contained tomato paste." said Nelson.

"I thought it contained leprechauns!" Oscar yelled.

Bart face palmed.

"Oscar please head back to your class..." Mrs Krabappel sighed.

Oscar headed back to class.

"Thank you for describing your can of tomatoes Nelson... Next please..." said Mrs Krabappel.

Lewis was up next. He brought in his gun... "This is the trigger... This is the safety... This you point at people who you want to die..."

Bart glared at Lewis.

"This id the cartridge..." said Lewis.

"Yes that's quite enough Lewis. Please sit down." said Mrs K. Lewis sat down.

Oscar heads back to class.

"Make me some Juuuuummmbalyaaaaaah..." (Jambalaya) said Teddy.

Oscar seethed and face palmed.

"No wait! Make me a pie! I LIKE PIE!" said Teddy.

Wendell who was heading to the nurse winced at Teddy.

In class Bart was up next.

"Bart,you're up." said Mrs Krabappel.

"Boys and girls, Mrs. Krabappel..." said Bart. Something exasperated him as he wiped his palm down his face very hard and slowly. "The kid who keeps voiding the school census by putting down other as their gender..."

An androgynous looking kid with earrings frowned.

"I come before you today to solve a riddle... that has plagued mankind for centuries. What has four legs and ticks?" Bart asked.

"A walking clock?" Richard asked.

"A walking clock!" said Nelson.

Bart face palmed.

Plot 3

Third grade math.

"Class we will go over some basic sums which should be no problem for any of you." said Ms McConnell. Something caught her attention. "Except perhaps Brian..."

Inane Brian had a derpy grin on his face with his tongue hanging out... Oh and a pencil stuvk up his nose.

Oscar winced at him.

Ms McConnell wrote a very simple sum. 2 + 2. "Now no one should struggle to answer this..."

Teddy climbed on Oscar and waved his short furry arms about. "Oh oh Oh!"

Mrs McConnell sighed. Oscar had been told numerous times not to bring in his pet.

"Oh! Oh! Oh! Is it Idaho?" Teddy asked.

The teacher gawked at him. Oscar also was baffled as he looked up at his pet perched on his head.

Next was the sum 3 + 4.

"Oh! Is it Abraham Lincoln?!" Teddy asked.

"No Ted..." said Ms McConnell.

Ace frowned at Teddy.

The next sum was 5 + 2.

"Oh! A butterfly!" said Teddy.

Oscar face palmed.

Ms McConnell sighed. "Oscar you have permission to escort your pet home..."

"Eh... Every cloud has a silver lining..." said Oscar leaving class. He took his permission slip along the way.

School corridor. Teddy kept opening the lockers and looking inside.

Oscar stopped, saw why he was dawdling and sighed.

Teddy opened a locker. Mudboy from the Mudboy episode in season 3 and several others was inside...

"Do you mind?!" Mudboy yelled.

Teddy winced.

"Ted hurry up..." Oscar said harsher than usual.

Teddy caught up on his short furry legs.

Fourth grade.

"It's a walking clock..." said a kid.

"Ah definitely a walking clock..." said Database.

Bart face palmed.

"Bart is it a walking clock?" Mrs K asked.

"No. It's my dog." said Bart.

...

Everyone doting and cooed at Bart's dog.

"D'aaaaaawwww!"

"Eh... seen the mutt everytime I leave the house..." Mrs Krabappel sighed.

A kid strokes Santa's Little Helper.

"No you're not stroking him hard enough! Do it like this!" Nelson strokes the dog from head to tail with one hard stroke. Stretching his skin.

Santa's Little Helper sneezed.

"Hehehehe! The doggy sneezed!" said Sherri.

"Ha! He thinks he is people!" said Mrs Krabappel.

Bart frowned at Nelson for petting Santa's Little Helper too hard.

Martin frowned. Bart was upstaging his geode. "This is preposterous!"

At the back of the class Hugo winced when he saw Bart had brought in the family dog. He disliked the dog as it kept biting him.

Hugo sighed and turned his attention to his personal science experiment. He was infecting a squirrel with rabies. The squirrel snarled and foamed at the mouth.

Mrs Krabappel waa baffled and concerned by Hugo's mad science experiments.

"Eh... I'll frame Bart if those squirrels cause a problem later..." The midele aged teacher sighed. She smoked a cigarette.

Kids cooed and paid total attention for once. Alas it was entirely focused on Bart's dog.

"Ahem... my Geode..." Martin cleared his throat and muttered.

"Shut up dork!" Nelson snapped at Martin. Everyone was obsessed with Bart's dog.

I'm assuming the more fun or fascinating your show and tell is, the more extra credit you get. Ie good grades, getting on the teacher's good side.

Martin sighed.

Hugo gazed over at tge huge crowd adoring the family dog. "He's not that special... He doesn't breath fire or have laser eyes..." said Hugo bored.

Second Grade. Ralph was in a day dream as he was casually glancing out the window inatead of paying attention to Miss Hoover. Suddenly something outside caught his attention.

Snagglepuss was waving at him.

Ralph rubbed his eyes, thinking he was seeing things again.

"Lisa what have you brought in?" Miss Hoover asked.

Lisa was holding a giant tomato.

"Right another giant tomato... How long will this last Lisa?" Miss Hoover asked.

"Principal Skinner has reassured me that Bart and Hugo will be kept busy during the science fair, so it won't be hurled at anyone or eaten or mutated." said Lisa.

Ralph was staring out the window.

"Uh Miss Hoover..." Lisa sighed ratting on Ralph.

"Eh..." said Miss Hoover.

...

Simpsons house. Oscar arrived and rang on the door bell.

Marge gasped concerned he was sent home. Oscar handed her his permission slip.

"You have permission to leave school ground only and only to drop off that bear..." Oscar's teddy bear creature annoyed everyone again.

"He disrupted maths..." said Oscar holding Teddy.

Teddy shrugged.

Marge sighed.

Oscar went to his room.

Teddy got out his sums. "four plus one... Uh..."

Oscar sighed.

Teddy had a light bulb moment as a light bulb was on his head. He wrote on a mini chalkboard. He turned it round.

The chalkboard read: "4 + 1 = Moo!"

Oscar face palmed.

"Anyway I have to get back to school. Stay in my room, and don't pee anywhere..." said Oscar.

Teddy grabbed his leg. "Awwww... Let's play babysitter... And you're the baby..." said Teddy giggling.

"Ugh... Ted I have to go to school. Sorry." said Oscarl

Teddy sighed.

"Help me out here narrator..." Teddy groaned.

The Narrator, who is some fat guy with a goatee shrugged.

Oscar heads back to school.

Fourth grade class. They were still playing with Bart's dog.

Groundskeeper Willie joined in with playing with the dog.

"Oh, smoochie. Here, poochie, poochie, poochie!" Willie said at the door.

Bart's dog looked up at him.

"Uh you said you hated him... and I mistook you because of your incoherent accent that you had eaten him..." said Bart.

"Ie that episode where Bart gets a credit card and gives Santa's Little Helper to a blind guy..." said Richard.

"Ach..." said Willie.

Meanwhile Milhouse was heading to class when Snagglepuss appeared.

"Hey Milhouse!" said Snagglepuss.

Milhouse covered his eyes and ran off. "You're not real! You're not real!" He repeated aloud. Snagglepuss was confused.

"I get the same response from him..." said Graggle, the naked um thing sone of the fans insist is a real character.

...

Third grade.

"Ace Dracula." The teacher called upon Ace. "I need you to retrieve the projector from Miss Hoover."

"Didn't you send Oscar to get the projector?" Ace asked, knitting his brows.

"Yes half an hour ago... But I just found him in the school's gym changing rooms conversing with shoes..."

Ace winced.

Oscar comes in with a red sneaker with white stripes to his ear.

"But what is the deal with prostitutes?" He asked the sneaker.

Ms McConnell rolled her eyes. Ace was baffled.

"Oz is quite mad..." Ace remarked.

"Like soup on a stick!" Oscar yelled with a smug grin.

Fourth Grade. Everyone was still ignoring Martin.

"Uh my geode..." Martin frowned.

Everyone was chatting as Santa's Little Helper was scratching himself with his back leg.

"One time he crawled under the house, and when he came out, he was covered with ants." Bart remarked.

"And he wore a loaf of bread on his head!" Teddy giggled.

Bart winced. "Uh no..."

"Then he ran into a church and drank all the holy water." said Bart.

One day at church. The Simpsons parked the car and got out smartly dressed as they head to church.

Homer moaned about wanting to stay in bed instead of going to church.

Marge sighed.

Suddenly Santa's Little Helper ran past barking. He ran into the church.

"Oh no! The dog got out!" said Marge.

"He's headed inside!" said Lisa.

Marge gasped.

Santa's Little Helper drank the holy water. Lovejoy frowned.

"Then he peed on the church aisle rug." said Bart.

"Ha!" Mrs Krabappel laughed.

"My geode must be acknowledged..." Martin whined.

"My fist must be acknowledged!" Nelson yelled.

...

Third grade, They have a pop quiz.

"Ugh... Gee a test already..." Quiffy whined.

Oscar stuck his tongue out at Quiffy as the third graders each received a test.

"Okay... Okay... Chill... This should be a cinch..." said Quiffy to himself.

"Yeah sure..." said Oscar.

Ms McConnell hushed him. It was a test so they had to be quiet.

Quiffy read the first question. He whined as he did not know the answer.

"Not study much..." Oscar chuckled.

The teacher hushed him again.

"Kallae kistnaeeeeeeee..." Oscar rasped.

Ace glared at him.

"Please, Please, Please let me ace this test..." Quiffy prayed.

Oscar gasped. "Ace, he said your name!"

Ace face palmed.

The teacher sighed.

"Oh man..." Quiffy whined.

Oscar was scribbling on his test. Ace looked over at his test, Oscar frowned and covered his test paper.

Ace sighed and focused on his own test paper.

Later on they had to answer aloud to a round of logical problems. The firstwas the rooster laying eggs problem that stumped Lisa.

"That's crazy talk, Ace. Everyone knows that roosters don't lay eggs!" said Quiffy.

"That's not crazy talk! This, is crazy talk! (Incoherent jabbering)" said Oscar letting his tongue hang out and whipping it around, spraying spittle everywhere.

Ace punched him. "Oof!"

"Say it, don't spray it Oz..." Quiffy sighed.

They then had to name the countries. The slide projector was zoomed in on Finland.

"FINLAAAAAAAAND!" Oscar yelled.

Ace winced at him.

"Oscar do not shout out..." said the teacher.

Fourth grade. The last straw for Martin was Mrs K feeding his raisin roundies he baked for her to Bart's dog.

"Here you go mutt!" Mrs Krabappel fed the cookies to Bart's dog.

"My Raisin Roundies!" Martin cried. Santa's Little Helper ate the cookies.

Martin saw red and seethed.

"Ahem! We all are supposed to have a turn at show N Tell..." said Martin.