The Yee Foes in Springfield. Continuing from the last episode, Homer wants revenge against Kent Brockman for ruining the mystery of his miracle, Oscar has to dye his white hair back to brown. Mr Teeny is gay with Bumblebee Man's chimp and Teddy annoys everyone and so on.
Plot
The title gag is Steve Mobs on a cloud with a halo saying "Submit."
Then Whitney Houston with a halo floats past on a cloud singing "And Iiiiiiiiiiiii will always love yoooooooouuuuu!" She catches her breath. "I need some cocaine."
"Now you've done it..." said Andy Griffith stood on a cloud still in his uniform.
"We managed to keep Dick Clark's head alive in a jar..." said Bender wearing a jetpack.
The billboard gag is: "See Dick Clark's head in a jar, still alive!"
"Told ya, meat bags..." said Bender.
Oscar is trying to lick his own elbow.
Bart sighed and face palmed.
The chalkboard gag is "I will stop making unnecessary sequels to episodes." Oscar is writing the gag this time.
The bell rings and he leaves the school in a stunt leap on his skateboard. He is taking to the air briefly to pull a stunt.
The couch gag is Homer playing a couch gag app on a tablet device.
...
The kitchen one late morning. Oscar is finishing his drink from a red glass. He still has white hair.
Homer is throwing darts at a picture of Kent Brockman while seething furiously.
Marge sighed. "I know you're mad at Kent for ruining the magic of your miracle but no revenge schemes or angry mobs!"
Homer scornfully exhaled, annoyed and outraged.
Oscar finished his lemonade. He frowned. "Dark Teddy."
Dark Teddy, Teddy's evil counterpart sighed. "Yeah..."
Fill up my glass with lemonade, with pulp, no seeds. And use this red glass printed with strawberries. Teddy likes trying to eat it after I'm finished using it." said Oscar.
Dark Teddy winced exasperated. Ted is that dumb...
"I am so mad at Kent..." Homer seethed.
Marge sighed.
Dark Teddy opens the fridge. Teddy was sat in the fridge with the pitcher of lemonade stuffed up his right nostril, Dark Teddy was freaked out and sort of annoyed. He gave Teddy a bug-eyed look.
"Hiya Yami!" said Teddy.
"What the?! WHY ARE YOU IN OUR FRIDGE?!" Dark Teddy yelled like Moxxie.
Oscar spun round in his chair. He gawked with a silly sound effect when he saw Teddy sat in the fridge with the pitcher of lemonade stuffed up his right nostril.
"Hiya!" Teddy waved.
"Let me guess... we're outta lemonade..." Oscar sighed.
Teddy giggled.
"Help me mon! I woke up dis morning as a wooden mask!" Grim cried. He was now Aku Aku.
Oscar winced.
"Yeah well I'm a talking teddy bear, and sometimes an an alien, a beaver, a psychic called Raz and a demon..." said Teddy sat in the fridge still.
"GET OUT OF THE REFRIGERATOR!" Dark Teddy yelled.
Bart walked in and stared bemused and fed up at Teddy sat in the refrigerator with a jug of lemonade stuffed up his nose.
"I... I do not need that in the morning..." Bart face palmed.
...
Elsewhere Mayor West dressed as Batman was driving over the speed limit in the Bat Mobile.
"Mayor West please pull over..." Chief Wiggum was pursuing him in a squad car.
"No! I have to stop the Joker!" said Mayor West.
"Yeah about that. Leave Caesar Romero alone... He is filing a restraining order as we speak..." said Wiggum.
Mayor West sighed peeved as he pulled over.
Elsewhere Commissioner Gordon had egg on his face. Ie Egghead had hurled eggs at him.
"Eggs-actly..." said Vincent Price as Egghead.
People jeered.
"Oh come on... It was an eggs-cellent pun..." said Egghead.
"You won't get away with this Egghead!" Burt Ward dressed as Robin yelled.
"Who you calling Egghead? Eggface!" said Luigi from the Super Mario World Cartoon.
"Oh but I will, bird boy!" said Egghead.
Elsewhere Krusty was dating Eartha Kitt again. despite being married to Penelope...
"This night is an utter catastrophe... (Hisses like a cat.)" said Eartha Kitt.
Krusty sighed.
"Mel! Pull the lever!" Eartha yelled at Sideshow Mel. He pulled a lever, a bucket of water soaked Eartha.
"Wrong lever!" She yelled.
Krusty winced.
Yeah this entire scene is just 1960s Batman.
And cutting back ti Mayor West. He was being tested to see if he had alcohol in his sytem.
"Nah he's clear. a little cuckoo bananas though..." said Chief Wiggum.
"I am Batman!" Mayor West yelled.
Officer Lou face palmed.
"Someone call my butler..." Mayor West sighed.
"Ugh..." Why do I stop crazed celebrities..." Wiggum sighed.
...
Simpsons house. Teddy annoys Hugo, with his heifer brand fruit at the bottom yogurt obsession...
The Simpsons lounge. Teddy is on the couch, again! Oscar's pet teddy bear creature was watching a weird commercial.
"Captain Space Heifer."
A pink costumed superhero with a bell dangling from an antenna on his costume was the star of the commercial.
"More cowbell!" Christopher Walken yelled.
Teddy hushed him.
He had tied up some ninjas!
"You win this round Captain Heifer!" said the ninjas.
"Yes I do." said Captain Heifer. The bell on his head rang whenever he moved. "But I couldn't have done it without Heifer brand fruit at the bottom all natural style yogurt." He was advertising yogurt.
"It's partially hydrogenated!" said the captured ninjas.
"QUIET YOU!" Captain Heifer vaporised them with his eye lasers!
"It's partially hydrogenated." said Captain Heifer.
The commercial ends on a yogurt flying through space.
"Eat Heifer Brand all natural style yogurt. If you don't. I'll melt you too!" said the superhero. How nice! Not!
He laughed heartedly.
Teddy laughed mimicking him.
Captain Heifer laughed again.
Teddy mimicked him and laughed too.
"I will!" Captain Heifer said deadly serious.
Hugo sat down and read a book.
Teddy was making constipated noises.
"What are you doing?" Bart's evil twin who was actually the good twin but actually if you look at it they're both evil, asked annoyed.
"I am trying to melt your brain with my awesome eye LASERS! So you'll eat Heifer brand fruit at the bottom all natural style yogurt. It's partially hydrogenated. QUIET YOU!" said a Teddy handing him a small tub of yogurt.
"I don't eat yogurt..." said Hugo tossing it away.
"Ugh! Who threw that yogurt?!" Homer yelled off screen.
Teddy was sad.
"YOU'RE RUINING MY LIFE!" He yelled.
Hugo sighed.
...
Oscar was doing a crossword.
"Flint what's the answer to 3 down?" Oscar asked.
"Ug?" Flint the time detective replied. He's a caveman...
"TELL HIM NOW! OR I SHALL EAT YOUR HAMMER!" Dark Teddy yelled.
Flint cried.
"Did you have to be so mean?! You made him cry!" Oscar told off Dark Teddy.
Dark Teddy sighed.
Hugo came in annoyed.
"I like Chedder... I like Swiss... I like Muenster..." Teddy was stating what cheeses he liked.
Oscar winced.
"Play with him or something..." Hugo sighed.
Oscar sighed.
Oscar then started talking in the manner of Seuss. "Would you believe a pigeon stuffed with Spam?Would you believe a rat filled with cough drops?"
Hugo frowned. "Do not feed my pigeon-rat spam or cough drops..."
Flint the tine detective was crying.
"What's up with him?" Hugo asked.
"Dark Teddy yelled at him and made him cry." said Oscar.
"Can we get some of those rice cakes that make your insides go bananas?" Oscar asked.
Hugo winced. "Uh no. You're bananas enough as it is...
"I know..." Oscar grinned.
"I like Edam..." Teddy continued.
"Do you like this cheese?" Oscar summoned Cheese from Foster's home for imaginary friends.
"I like chocolate milk..." said Cheese.
"GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!" Teddy screamed hysterically.
Hugo sweated, baffled and concerned.
"I have some mad scientist stuff to do..." He groaned freaked out by Oscar.
...
The lounge. Homer is plotting his revenge against Kent while drinking a Duff beer.
Oscar is scribbling something in his drawing book.
"Now what are you doodling?" Hugo sighed.
"Bart having his head eaten by a four-legged mutant bus driver." said Oscar.
Hugo sweated baffled and concerned by Oscar's bouts of weirdness.
"Okay..." said Teddy baffled.
"Oscar stop being weird! I'm trying to think!" Homer yelled.
"You're plotting to get revenge upon Kent Brockman, aren't you..." Oscar sighed.
"That is none of your business spiky!" Homer ushered him out of the room.
Hugo shrugged and followed him.
Bart was in his room, He grimaced when he saw Mayor West running about in his underwear. Bart rolled his eyes.
"You should tell Bart that Milhouse likes Brussel Sprouts." said Oscar.
"I know he likes those putrid sprouts Oz..." said Bart.
Oscar gawked at him.
"Best friends are supposed to know everything about each other." said Bart.
"Oh! Like how he sits on the can?" Oscar asked.
"Uh except that... I don't know the answer to that and I don't wanna know..." said Bart.
Oscar decided to refrain from returning to that topic...
"I do know Milhouse was a casualty in the great slug war of 1992." said Bart grinning.
"Coooooool!" said Oscaf.
"Ugh... It was just Nelson and Jimbo putting slugs on people..." said Hugo.
"And the House of Evil store's frogurt now has a mascot... Froggy the Frogurt frog..." Bart sighed.
"Is the Frogurt partially hydrogenated in anyway?" Teddy asked.
Bart winced at him. "Uh no..."
"It's likely cursed though..." said Oscar.
Bart sighed. "Oz seriously... That's a myth..."
...
"Oh and Alligator in a suit from Homer's photographic memory is real! He lives in the Power Plant lake!" said Oscar as he heads down stairs.
Bart gawked freaked out.
Oscar decided to take a break from bothering Bart and decided to be Baby Oscar for a while. Mostly to annoy Hank. He age regressed as his clothes stored themselves in nether-space leaving him clad in just a diaper.
Cousin Hank seethed.
Oscar decided to pester Maggie.
"I dislike strained beets." said Maggie. Only Oscar understood her baby babbling as he was babbling too.
"I shall inform Marge when I return to my older form." said Baby Oscar grinning.
Maggie sighed. "How will that help?"
"It got you your Ranch dressing..." said Oscar.
"Mother has decided I must cease with the Ranch dressing..." Maggie explained.
Plot 2
All hail the cactus king!" Oscar cheered having returned to his usual age.
Bart winced.
Oscar is watching cartoons.
"By jove!" He gasped in a strong slightly refined British accent.
Bart sighed. "Now what..."
"Vidal Baboon was mentioned on Rugrats!" said Oscar.
Bart lookedslack jawed. "Okay..."
"BABOOOOOOOOON!" Lisa yelled.
Bart seethed agutated.
"Kali Arrrrrrrr me hearties!" said Pirate Kali. god bless SMITE...
"Mom..." Bart groaned.
"Okay! Oscar wanna play round Ralph's?" Marge offered to send Oscar to a friend's house so he wasn't annoying Bart.
Oscar rasped in gibberish as he left to go out.
Bart sighed.
Homer was pacing about muttering andseething about Kent Brockman. "That accursed Brockman..."
Bart frowned and turned up the volume on the TV to block Homer's muttering.
The Wiggum's house. Marge rang.
"Oh hey Marge. Hey champ." said Clancy, off duty today.
"Kallae Kistnaaaaaeeeee..." Oscar rasped in gibberish.
"Okay..." said Clancy.
Marge sighed.
"Anyway I madea sweater for Oscar." said Clancy.
Oscar's face lit up with joy.
"Oh how nice!" said Marge.
"Well... Ahem... My wife doesn't approve of my Sweater art. I like depicting baby show characters in violent situations..." said Wiggum.
Marge frowned.
Oscar giggled.
Wiggum revealed the sweater. It was blue with an amusing picture of Elmo screaming while tied to a log and being put through a buzz saw by Big Bird.
Oscar screamed with laughter. "Gahahahaha!"
Marge facepalmed.
"You're probanly causing our son's shenanigans..." Sarah berated Clancy.
...
Then Clancy took Oscar and Ralph to the candy store, Candy Most Dandy.
"Oh hell no! Don't take him there! Not after last time!" Bart whined.
Some time ago in the candy store. Bart groaned mortified as Oscar with a delighted squeal dived head first into a barrel of gummies and was eating them.
"Hey! You have to pay for that!" said the store owner.
Bart sighed and grabbed Oscar's ankles and pulled him out of the gummies.
Oscar was sheepishly chewing a mouthful of gummies.
Bart face palmed.
"I shall now snort some lines of Pixi-stix." said Oscar. "Just to annoy Hank."
Hank seethed.
Bart frowned. "You're gonna get us kicked out!"
Oscar was then drawn to a giant chocolate bunny.
"Oz no!" Bart stopped him from doing whatever he was planning to do.
"I was just gunna nibble an ear..." Oscar frowned.
The store keeper seethed.
Then Oscar gawked because be saw a life size chocolate cast of Apu.
"Apu..." he sighed.
"Help! Help! I can't breath!" Apu screamed from the effigy.
Bart squinted concerned.
Apu broke out of the chocolate. "There is a nut in my eye!"
"Why do you keep doing this?!" Oscar yelled frustrated.
"Uh for the ladies?" Apu asked.
Oscar went off somewhere flustered.
"Oz wait up..." Bart sighed.
Out in the back alley behind the store, Oscar was collecting marzipan hamsters.
"Oz why..." Bart sighed.
"I like marzipan..." said Oscar.
Bart face palmed.
"What are you doing out here!? The back alley is no place for customers!" said the owner.
"I'm sorry. Oscar's well... an aspie..." said Bart.
"That's no excuse!" the store owner yelled.
"I'm rather abstruse..." said Hugo.
Bart face palmed.
...
In the present.
"Hey you can't!-" The store owner yelled when Oscar entered with Wiggum.
Oscar cleared his throat.
Clancy put on his cop hat. "By my authority as chief of police, Oscar is no longer banned..." said Clancy.
Th Store owner sighed flustered.
Ralph was eating the gummy bears..
"Aww shoot... better get my bellyful before he gets his sticky, cheese hands all over them..." Oscar sighed running for the gummy bear barrel to scarf down them all.
Elsewhere down the street, Lisa saw Jesse the level 5 vegan protester. She sighed in love. She found him handsome.
"Stop!" Hank seethed.
How is that even remotely racy Hank...
Hank seethed.
Also he likes to hide in the mailbox to scare the mailman.
"I already chased away the mailman today, I got some of his pants as a souvenir..." Teddy grinned, holding some trouser fabric in his mouth.
Lisa sighed in love with Jesse.
Elsewhere, The Human Fly faced his deadliest foe...
"Spider-man...?" Bart sighed.
"No! Barack Obama... the fly swatter president..." said Oscar still at the candy store eating gummy candy.
The president, at the time Season 24 was new... Swatted The Human Fly with fly swatters.
"Got the sucka..." said President Obama.
Bart winced.
Oscar was licking the giant chocolate bunny.
Bart frowned and mouthed quietly for him to stop.
"You sir are morbidly obese..." and I mean morbidly..." said the giant chocolate rabbit in a cartoon voice.
Wiggum frowned at the giant chocolate rabbit.
Ralph was storing gum balls up his nose for later.
"Ralph... what have we told you about inserting things into your nostrils..." Clancy sighed.
Ralph gave his daddy the doe eyed look.
"Oh I can't argue with those eyes..." Clancy sighed.
"Please stop eating the white chocolate mice..." the store owner cried.
...
At home. Eric was terrorising Homer with a baseball bat.
Bart winced as he baby brother brandished the bat.
"Come on Eric, give daddy the bat... Look a shiny new pacifier!" Homer pleaded.
Eric burbled. He glanced at the bat then at the binky.
Teddy, Oscar's weird living teddy bear sniffed the back of Eric's diaper with his big wet shiny black nose.
Bart frowned. "Stop writing that!"
"Nope!" Oscar grinned.
Hank seethed.
"Come on champ... I have to get back to planning my revenge against Kent Brockman...' Homer groaned.
Eric swung the bat about. Homer yelped.
"And I have to go to the salon to get my hair dyed back to it's natural colour..." Oscar with white hair glared at Bart.
Bart stuck his tongue out at Oscar.
Oscar went to Julio'a salon, Hairy Shearers.
There was a Martian squirrel. It chittered.
"Oh for the love of limpet..." Oscar groaned.
The Squirrel then unzipped it's skin which as actually a disguise. It was actually a fem-bot from Jupiter.
Oscar shook his head and went into the salon.
"Oh hiya babes!" said Julio the gay El Salvador hairdresser.
Oscar snapped his fingers. YMCA by the Village People played.
All the hair salon staff danced.
."I'm also homophobic!" Cousin Hank seethed.
Oscar flipped his middle fingers at Hank.
Later...
Oscar then sat down to have his hair dyed back to its natural shade of chocolate brown.
"Is that all hon?" Julio asked.
Oscar thought about getting revenge on Bart and pondered. "Actually, I want to keep a skunk stripe of white hair..." said Oscar.
Dark Oscar has a skunk stripe you see. The regular Oscar doesn't...
"As you wish." said Julio.
Outside there was a fire breathing lion's head.
"Jeepers!" Hugo gulped.
...
Elsewhere Adam West insisted he was Adam We again...
"Sir, half the bulbs in your Lite-Brite were probably burnt..." said one of his aides.
"No one messes with Adam We..." said Adam West.
No one would agree with his latest manic moment of calling himself Adam We.
Except this one Chinese kid with buck teeth.
"That's just offensive..." Cousin Hank seethed.
"The door is that way, Jerk..." Oscar snapped at him while having his hair dyed.
Elsewhere at Krustylh..." Krusty shrugged while smoking a cigar.
"Well whattya know... Mr Teeny is gay..." said Krusty.
Mr Teeny was um making out with Bumblebee Man's Mexican chimp.
"Eeeeeew..." Sideshow Mel groaned.
"Oh great and that's inappropriate..." Hank seethed.
Oscar hurled an axe at Hank, burying it in his back. Hank died.
Krusty sighed.
Oscar arrived home. At the Simpsons whom he is staying with, "I'm hooooooome!" He called as he entered in a soap opera manner.
A studio audience cheered.
Bart arrived from the lounge. He gasped seeing Oscar's skunk stripe. He screamed and fled.
Marge sighed as she bottle fed Eric. "Now what..."
"Evil Oscar is back!" Bart screamed.
Oscar laughed. "Nah, it's just regular me...
Bart frowned at him.
Oscar grinned.
Elsewhere Young Link deals with a chatty Goron.
"Where I come from, in the North, we used to have exquisite gourmet rocks." said the Goron.
"Okay..." said Young Link.
The Goron ate a pebble then spat it out. "Bleh! Not sweet and tender!"
"I'm outta here..." Young Link went off irked and freaked out by the rock eating Gorons.
"Why are we mentioning that elf boy..." Bart sighed.
"Just am..." Oscar grinned.
"Okay fine! All your holiday characters, the tooth fairy and the boogeyman are real! Now get ris of the skunk stripe!" Bart whined.
Oscar stammered. "Please don't make the boogeyman real..."
"Oh and stop annoying the owner of the Candy is Dandy store... Look at this bill for gummies you ingested and did not pay for!"
Oscar ate a gummy.
Bart seethed.
Plot 3
Teddy apparently likes coffee...
"Hell no! He is hyper enough already!" Bart whined.
"Aaaaaagh! Dog with meat! Dog with meat!" Teddy screamed seeing a chihuahua dragging a raw steak about.
Hugo winced.
"Okay just decaf for him then..." said Oscar.
Teddy went about singing about trucking.
"Good morning stinky bear!" Oscar greeted him.
Teddy sniffed Oscar with his big wet shiny black round nose. "Only one stinking round here is you kiddo... Your wet..."
Oscar blushed.
"Eeeeeeew..." Bart groaned.
Marge sighed and took Oscar upstairs to change his diaper.
Oscar's room. Marge sat him on the changing table and disrobed him so she could change his diaper.
Oscar blushed.
"That's okay dear... Just take your time potty training." said Marge sweetly.
Hank seethed. "It's been twenty four years! He still wears those?!"
Marge glared at Hank. Hank stormed off.
"Sorry about the mess..." Oscar whimpered as Marge wiped him clean.
"That's okay pumpkin. That's why you wear these." said Marge.
Oscar grinned as Marge taped up his diaper.
Marge gave the diaper a quick tug to make sure it was fastened properly.
Oscar got dressed and headed back down to breakfast.
"You're giving that thing coffee..." Bart groaned as Dad gave Teddy coffee.
"Why not?" Homer asked.
Teddy drank the coffee. He went hyper, or even more hyper.
"Yeahyeahyeahteahyeah!" He ran about hovering slightly as he did so.
Bart face palmed.
Oscar arrived and winced when he saw his living teddy bear thing yelling "Yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah!" rapidly while dashing about.
Teddy even literally climbed the walls as he dashed up a wall and across the ceiling on his short legs.
...
Oscar was eating cereal when music was heard outside.
"What the?!" Bart exclaimed.
Hugo cupped his hand over his ear to listen to the tune. "Sounds like Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up!"
"Oh crap! We're being Rick rolled!" Oscar whined.
Bart gawked baffled.
"Now do a barrel roll!" Oscar yelled.
Bart frowned at him.
Hugo shrugged.
The family looks out the lounge window. There are internet memes everywhere...
Bart winced seeing stick men with Trollface memes as faces.
"Okay..." said Hugo.
"I wander what's for dinner?" King Harkinian pondered while holding a large goblet.
"I hope it's lotsa spaghetti!" said Luigi.
"Oh crud! Spadinner!" Bart screamed.
Lisa was baffled.
They cautiously left the house. Snowball II mewed. She was wearing bread again...
"Snowball II enough! You are taking Faith Hilling and making it ridiculous!" Bart yelled.
Snowball II hissed.
"Technically Snowball V..." said Oscar.
"Oz get a life..." Bart sighed.
The Trollface stick en danced to Eduarad Khil.
Bart winced.
"He sounds so joyful... You wouldn't know his kids were stillborn..." Homer chuckled.
"Daaaaad! That is not funny!" Lisa yelled.
"Uh they have one still alive son..." said Oscar.
"Are you arguing with the Family Guy manatees?!" Homer yelled.
"Leave Britney alone!" Chris Crocker cried.
Bart winced.
"She's a um she now..." said Oscar.
...
Homer headed off somewhere, through the cat memes.
"Where's Dad going?" Lisa asked.
Marge sighed.
Homer was pestered by cat memes. Ie pictures of cats.
"I can haz cheeseburger?" said a cat meme.
"Oooooh! stupid cat memes!" Homer groaned. "Must get revenge on Kent Brockman!"
"O Rly?" asked an owl.
"Yes you stupid talking owl!" Homer yelled.
"We can't use that image... copyrighted..., said Wikipedia.
Yes you can! You can't copyright a meme!
"Hagger!" Grawp yelled.
"Banned!" Wikipedia banned him.
Back at home. The family gawked, uncomfortable with the memes...
"Uh... Let's go back inside..." said Marge.
They go inside.
"I'm gonna pass the time drawing cartoon animals in diapers." said Oscar.
Bart gawked at him.
Hank seethed.
"Give up Karen..." Oscar grinned.
Hugo sighed.
Kent Brockman's mansion. Homer rings the doorbell.
"Yeah?" Kent asks annoyed to be disturbed.
Homer slugged him with a haymaker.
At home Lisa was teaching Maggie about dodecahedrons.
"Dodecahedron..." Lisa repeated.
Bart sighed. He was teaching Eric how to prank people.
"This here is a stink bomb... a stink bomb..." Bart showed Eric some stink bombs.
Eric sucked his pacifier and slapped the carpet with his tiny pudgy hands.
...
