Family

Chapter 289 Meat and Waffles

By: Major144

Disclaimer: I do not own anything, expect the OCs. This is just a story for fun.

(Author's Note: This is just a fun little chapter requested from my good friend and follower The Cowardly Christina mixed in with a few ideas of my own. If you want a chapter with some drama family skip to the next chapter. Hope you enjoy.)

In the Void, Rob and Bobert were doing their rounds by checking on the various prisoners. They had recently teleported a few new odd inmates to the realm and decided to see how they were adjusting. The new prisoners in question were a group of odd human like puppets from a puppet dimension. They had all been in the same place together, a restaurant called Mr. Meaty. The prisoners consisted of a couple of teenage employees a fat teen named Parker and a skinny teen named Josh, a middle aged man named Mr. Wink, who was the manager at Mr. Meaty, and a extremely old man dressed as a cowboy riding in a high-tech electric wheelchair with an I.V. named Edward R. Carney. Carney was the founder, owner, and CEO of the Mr. Meaty franchise and he was an insane and cruel man. Parker, Josh, Mr. Wink, and Carney had all been at the Mr. Meaty at all mall, when Rob had sucked them up along with the restaurant into the Void.

(Author's Note: Parker, Josh, Mr. Wink, and Carney are from the show Mr. Meaty.)

Rob used his remote to conjure up the files on the new prisons and read them along with Bobert. He frowned as he read a couple of the files. It looked like two of the newcomers might not deserve to be here. According to the files Mr. Wink was constantly tortured by Carney with a electrical chip on the back of his neck and worked insanely hard and Parker was a flawed, but kindhearted person. Rob decided to go see the prisoners and fix things. He and Bobert found Carney and Mr. Wink first. Carney was yelling at Mr. Wink and shocking, for really no apparent reason, other then just to torture his employe. Rob scowled at this and used his remote to power the chip off and then he had Bobert remove the chip from Mr. Wink's neck and place it on Carney's neck. Carney let out a startled cry as the chip was placed on his neck and Rob grabbed the button for it and handed it to Mr. Wink.

"What?" Asked Mr. Wink looking at the button in confusion.

"It's time for some payback." Said Rob.

Mr. Wink looked at Carney, who glared at him.

"Wink you better not push that button, or I swear your goi-"

Mr. Wink pushed the button.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" Screamed Carney as he was electrocuted and spasmed in his wheelchair.

The shocking stopped and Carney laid groaning and smoking in his chair. Rob then used his remote to conjure up a helicopter and offered it to Mr. Wink. Mr. Wink grinned and jumped into the machine and started it up. The helicopter hovered off the ground and flew towards Carney and managed to pick up his wheelchair with one of the struts, before flying high into the sky. Carney came to his senses and began banging on the helicopter window and screaming for mercy.

"Mr. Wink, I will give you one hundred million dollars and a life time supplies of fine meat if you put me down!" Yelled Carney begging for mercy.

Mr. Wink ignored him and continued flying around, until he found what appeared to be a dangerous industrial meat grinder. With a grin he shifted the helicopter, so the wheelchair slipped from the strut and fell.

"MR. WINK!" Screamed Carney as he fell into the meat grinder.

There was a bunch of screaming and the crunch of metal and it was all over. Mr Wink returned to Rob and Bobert and returned the helicopter to them.

"Your free of that man and your allowed to leave this place." Said Rob as he opened a portal up.

"Thank you." Said Mr. Wink with a grin before he went through the portal and vanished.

Rob and Bobert located Josh and Parker and explained to them, where they were.

"So basically your both considered mistakes in your universe, but Parker has redeeming qualities, so I'm going to release him." Said Rob.

"What about me?" Asked Josh.

"Well your a selfish jerk and you have negative qualities, so your staying." Said Rob.

"What?! That's bogus!" Yelled Josh.

"Yeah man no deal! I'm not leaving this place without my best friend." Said Parker crossing his arms.

"You know what, I'm impressed by your feelings and loyalty for your friend Parker. So I'm going to cut you a deal. You and Josh can be my deputies, the two of you go around and make sure all the prisoners are trapped here and aren't trying to escape and you can sort through the junk that lands here and organize it. It's like community service and if you both work hard and do a good job, you'll be allowed to leave. Deal?" Said Rob.

"Deal." Said the teens.

Rob shook their hands and he and Bobert went to go deal out some punishment to some prisoners. They found Beast Boy and Cyborg hanging on an island together playing some bad video games on a black and white TV.

"Hello boys I got a special punishment for you." Said Rob.

"What is it?" Asked Cyborg nervously.

"Remember how the two of you said nothing, but the word waffles for a whole day and it was super annoying?" Said Rob.

Cyborg and Beast Boy nodded their heads.

"Well I'm going to punish you with waffles!" Said Rob as he pressed a button on his remote.

A pair of large white doors opened up and a bunch of waffles flew out and began pelting Cyborg and Beast Boy.

"What waffles! You can't eat waffles without butter! Come on!" Yelled Cyborg.

More waffles pelted the two.

"Why couldn't he throw pancakes with syrup at us?!" Cried Beast Boy.

A few minutes later Cyborg and Beas Boy were in the fetal position as waffles continued to hit them.

"Too many waffles! Oh the humanity!" Cried Cyborg.

A few minutes more both Cyborg and Beast Boy were laying on the ground dead with waffles on their faces and chest. The door closed and vanished and Rob and Bobert left, happy with the punishment they dished out.

To be continued.