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Chapter 297 Idiot Invasion

By: Major144

Disclaimer: I do not own anything, expect the OCs. This is just a story for fun.

Lightyears away over at planet Olympia, Zim was aboard Dominator's ship working on a new project. When he first returned to the ship after the trip to the mall and the betrayal of Dominator, Zim had immediately tried to siege control of Dominator's ship and robot, unfortunately the ship's computer proved impossible to hack. It required the entry of a password and any incorrect entry resulted in an electrical shock. Zim had received a dozen shocks, before he handed the duty of hacking over to Gir, which didn't go so well either. Gir spent several hours repeatedly typing the word taco into the keypad and he kept getting shocked, which he seemed to enjoy. Another problem of taking the ship was the Black Cube of Darkness. The dark entity was mostly healed up with a few cracks on it's body and Dominator had apparently left it in charge of the ship and robots, while she was away. Zim had tried to make Black Cube give him the password and surrender to him, only have the dark being yell at him in Latin and summon a few robots to chase Zim back to his quarters. The invader took a deep breath and took a little break after that little incident. If he couldn't take Dominator's army, he would simply create an army of his own. Zim had brought the Source to his lab and now was ready to put the white cube to work. He began to construct a machine with a big metal box tubes, wires, and a conveyor belt. Zim then picked the glass container with the Source in it and began to discuss business with him.

"Alright Source, here's the deal. I know all about you and your ability to produce infinity amounts of Newfu and how you can shape that Newfu into others beings to fight and serve you. I want you to produce an army for me, so I can conquer Olympia and show the universe the greatness of Zim!"

"Why should I help you dumb green one? There is nothing for me to gain from helping you." Said Source.

"You will help me little cube, because if you don't you shall suffer my wrath! You currently have no way to defend yourself from me and there are many bad things I can do to you. I could feed you to my robot, throw you into space, or simply flush you down a toilet. So many possibilities and there's not a thing you can do to stop me, except agree to serve me and help my cause." Said Zim with a cruel and arrogant grin.

The Source gritted his teeth in frustration. There really wasn't anything, he could do in his current state, but if he agreed to work for Zim, he would be able to produce beings to serve him and he could easily turn them against Zim and serve his own agenda.

"Very well. I shall serve you and provide you with an army." Said Source.

"Excellent. Now before, we get started, there's a couple of things I must do." Said Zim as he pulled out some explosives and some tape.

Zim taped the explosives to the sides of the Source's container.

"What are...those for?" Asked Source.

"Oh just a little precaution, incase you try to betray me. Boom! Your gone just like that." Said Zim.

"Understood." Said Source.

Zim's Computer watched the scene unfold. For once Computer was impressed with what Zim was doing so far. Zim had a being that could produce an infinite army of any creature or being. He had a way to keep the Source under his thumb. Zim could produce a destructive army that could overrun Olympia's defenses with pure force of numbers or he could create a bunch of copies of the defenders and have them infiltrate the enemy base and sabotage the planet's defenses. Either one would be a good plan. It was then that Computer began to worry. Zim had a tendency to obtain or create dangerous weapons, but he also had a tendency to use them in a very dumb and not well thought out way, that usually ended in disaster. Computer had a feeling that Zim was about to do something dumb.

"Sir what exactly are you going to use the Source to create?" Asked Computer.

"Why an army of the most dangerous being that ever lived. Myself!" Said Zim.

"Oh boy... Sir I really don't think that's a good idea." Said Computer.

But Zim ignored him and started speaking to the Source.

"What do you need to make a bunch of clones of me?"

"A sample of your DNA." Said Source.

Zim peeled a tiny bit of dried skin from his face, opened the glass container, and dropped it in, before putting the lid back on. The Source floated up to the sample and ate. The white cube closed it's eyes and began to focus on all the info it got from the DNA. Soon it had all the information it needed and told Zim it was ready. Zim attached a tube to the container and the Source starting pumping Newfu into the machine. The Newfu took on a new shape, color, and texture. In a matter of seconds a clone of Zim was formed and popped out of the machine. Zim stared at the clone in joy.

"His perfect! Behold the first of many in an unstoppable army!" Laughed Zim.

The clone joined in on the laugh as the machine produced more Zim clones. An hour later the Source had created a few hundred Zim clones ready to cause chaos and bring glory and victory to Zim. It was a nightmare for Zim's computer and it wished it had a way to either ditch it's master or simply self destruct. Zim gathered his new army in the hanger to give a speech. Gir was also in the hanger and he was a bit confused about the multiple masters. Zim stood on a makeshift stage, behind a podium wearing a large purple helmet with a fierce skull like visor. He took a long look at his army before going into a speech.

"Hello my beautiful army. Today marks the beginning of a brand new age. The Age of Zim! We shall go to Olympia and conquer it before Shadow Spite has any idea what we're doing. You are an unstoppable force that will claim victory! Now go forth and show the world the greatness of Zim!"

The clones roared in approval and began loading up in some transport shuttles. A few of the clones piloted some Megadoomers and though they fixed the power problem, the pilots were still visible when the machines went into stealth mode. The shuttles were loaded and headed down to Olympia, while Zim, Gir, and a few remaining clones headed to the bridge to watch the chaos unfold on some tv screens.

The shuttles landed a few hundred yards from the Capitol and the Zim clones stormed out ready to fight. The defenders quickly alerted the castle and the heroes came charging in on the scene. Finn and most of the other heroes were a bit shocked by the sight of the multiple Zims. Lapis and Peridot weren't so shocked since they knew how Zim had created a bunch of clones of himself using Newfu. They also knew about Newfu's weakness to water. Lapis flew down and used her powers to create two massive water arms, that she used to swat the Zim Clones. The clones that were hit by the water arms screamed as they were turned into little white cubes. The clones in the Megadoomers tried to blast Lapis with their guns, but both were quickly taken down by Tobe and Django who sliced the Megadoomers with their powerful weapons, causing the machines to spark and become visible, before they fell to the ground and exploded, destroying the clones in the process. The remaining surviving ran back into the shuttles in a panic and took off into the air back towards Dominator's ship. Finn and the others cheered for Lapis, who just smiled and bowed.

On Dominator's ship, Zim had tossed his helmet to the ground in frustration as he yanked on his antenna. Zim was furious that, his army lost.

"I saw this coming." Grumbled Computer as Zim went about screaming in rage.

And thus another invasion was thwarted.

To be continued.