Family
Chapter 311 Cooking Job
By: Major144
Disclaimer: I do not own anything, expect the OCs. This is just a story for fun.
(Author's Note: Special shoutout to 5waydragon for a cool request.)
Deep in the Void, Rob had called upon Aaron, Michael, and the Teen Titans Go crew to take part in a special meal. Rob had the group sit at a table as Bobert, Josh, and Parker made some sandwiches. The sandwiches were made and handed out to the gathered group. The Titans and their creators nervously eyed the sandwiches and then each other before they all picked the sandwiches up and took a bite out of them expecting to test something terrible or get hurt, but instead they got something pleasant and tasty. The group eagerly ate the sandwiches.
"You like those sandwiches?" Asked Rob.
"Totally!" Said Beast Boy.
"You should because I put effort and thought n them and I took the consumer into consideration. Now here's a different kind of sandwich." Said Rob as some different sandwiches were brought out.
The group ate the sandwiches and as soon as they swallowed them they became very pale and sickly. Raven and Cyborg began to vomit, as Starfire fainted, and Robin and Beast Boy fell to their backs clutching their guts. Michael and Aaron broke out into a cold sweat as they both clutched their guts in pain.
"What was with those sandwiches?!" Cried Robin.
"Oh I simply decided not to put any thought or effort into them. I didn't take the consumer into consideration. It's pretty much what Michael and Aaron put into about every episode of Teen Titans Go." Said Rob.
Both Michael and Aaron farted loudly and went running to a couple of nearby outhouses and slammed the doors shut. The air was filled with cries of pain and farting. The noise went on for a few minutes and stopped. Michael and Aaron sighed with relief as they grabbed some toilet paper, unfortunately the toilet paper was actually sandpaper and the air was filled with cries of pain. Rob, Bobert, Josh, and Parker laughed at the sound.
At Castle Lemongrab, General Rat had just returned from the area of the Jungle Kingdom in a bad mood. General Rat along with the leader of the Pajama Ninjas, Pajama Phil had originally put in charge of a mission in the Jungle Kingdom to create a base and airfield to launch secret attacks against nearby kingdoms and villages, but the local inhabitants and citizens of the Jungle Kingdom had caused a bunch of problems to the plan and kept attacking the construction site and workers. No matter what General Rat or Pajama Phil tried things just kept falling apart. King was not pleased by this and sent Red Monkey and Yellow Monkey to take charge of the project and situation. With the aid of a large group of monkey ninjas, Red Monkey and Yellow Monkey got the project back on track and General Rat and Pajama Phil had been demoted to just being underlines for the two colorful monkeys. General Rat was furious about his demotion. He was one of Puppet King's Twelve Generals yet he got very little respect. Well General Rat had a plan to change that. He had a plan to cook up a special toxic potion that would cause havoc to the jungle and its inhabitants. General Rat just needed some venom from his fellow general, General Snake who lived beneath Castle Lemongrab.
On his way to the stairs that lead beneath the castle, General Rat encountered General Tiger. General Tiger was a large yellow puppet with purple stripes, green eyes, had a spiked ball at the end of his tail, a yellow crystal for a left front fang, and a gold earring in his right ear.
"Hello General Rat. Heading to see General Snake I see. Are you finally giving up on everything after so many failures and are going to feed yourself to General Snake?" Asked General Tiger.
"No! For the record I'm fixing to turn my luck around. I have a brilliant plan set up and I just need some of General Snake's venom for it." Said General Rat with a huff as he walked by General Tiger and continued on his way.
General Rat found the stairs and went down them into a large cavern with a few lite torches. Some red eyes peaked out from one dark corner of the cavern and out slithered General Snake. General Snake was a massive puppet with purple and red scales and bright purple fangs. General Rat was completely terrified of the larger general, but he managed to put on a brave face and keep his composure.
"What do you want Rat? Are you a sssnack?" Hissed General Snake.
"No...I'm not a snack. I'm here on business and I need your venom." Said General Rat as he held up a bucket.
"Very well." Said General Snake as he posited his head over the bucket and sprayed some of his venom into it.
General Rat gave a quick thanks and quickly left the cavern and headed over to the science building. General Dog sat outside the building guarding it. General Dog was a large puppet who was half canine half machine. He had an orange body with wires and nails sticking out of it, a grey tail with a red ball at the end, spiked red collars on his legs and neck, a grey metal lower jaw, green eyes, and a piece of square metal with circuitry sticking out of the top of his head. Of the Twelve Generals, General Dog was considered the dumbest and he seemed more like an underling then a high ranking officer since he took orders from people with the same rank as him. General Rat walked by General Dog and entered the science building. He located some chemicals to mix with the venom to create a purple slimy substance and then he got General Monkey to create him a jetpack and a gun to shoot his purple slime. General Rat soon flew from Castle Lemongrab to the Jungle Kingdom to begin his plan.
In another part of Ooo, Skeeter the mummy was traveling about and taking in the sights. It felt good to be free and out of Lord Moldy Butt's control and castle. This new era Skeeter found himself in was interesting and full of various beings, who didn't seemed too bothered by the sight of an undead mummy. There was even a kingdom of skeletons. Skeeter was really enjoying himself, though as time went by he began to desire a place to belong. He wanted a job as a cook and a place to call home, so he began to look for work. Skeeter was looking through a newspaper in a village, when his eyes landed on an advertisement for the Peace Protectors. He recognized the name of the group of people, who helped take Moldy Butt down, so he decided to go pay them a visit and ask for a job. Skeeter made his way to the Peace Protectors base and knocked on the door. Slippy answered it and recognized Skeeter.
"I'm here for a job. I'm a pretty darn good cook and I'm an expert on Egyptian magic and curses and though I might not look it with my skinny and bandaged frame I can tussle with the best of them." Said Skeeter said with a grin.
Slippy decided to hire Skeeter and he began the cook of the Peace Protectors and a member of the group.
To be continued.
