Family
Chapter 320 Wardrobe Malfunction 2
By: Major144
Disclaimer: I do not own anything, expect the OCs. This is just a story for fun.
(Author's Note: This little saga is going to be another chapter longer.)
At the secret lair, Chi was in her room with Kai, Nyx, and Ying, trying on clothes and explaining how bras worked. Kai had gotten a new wardrobe that consisted of black boots, black pants, a grey shirt, and a black jacket. Kai displayed her new outfit and her friends approved. After displaying her new outfit, Kai began to take it off revealing she was wearing a new bra and panties. The bra was actually a Battle Ready Armor unit and Chi and Nyx were also wearing BRAs as well. Kai was still adjusting to her new bra and was fiddling with the cups, when she accidentally pressed the activation button in the right cup causing the BRA to activate. The Princess of the Shadowkhan let out a cry of surprise as armor suddenly began to cover her chest, waist, feet, wrist, and head. In a matter of seconds Kai was decked out in a black samurai helmet and had high tech armor on her chest, waist, feet, and wrist. Chi and Nyx stared at Kai in stunned shock.
"Do bras normally do this?" Asked Kai indicating her new armor.
"Not really." Said Chi.
"It's some kind of super technology! That store must have sold us super bras!" Said Nyx as she immediately began to stripe down to her underwear and began to check her own bra.
Chi stripped down as well and began to check her own bra. After a few seconds both Chi and Nyx activated their BRAs and were now wearing armor like Kai. Both Chi and Nyx were excited by this.
"Best underwear ever!" Said Nyx excitedly as she activated her jet boots.
Nyx flew into the air, did a flip, and landed face first on Chi's bed. Kai and Chi ran over to Nyx to see if she was ok, but Nyx just excitedly sat up and began to excitedly laugh.
"That was awesome!" She cheered.
The three friends thought it would be best to go outside to see what the armor could do. Ying followed them as they went outside to test the armor.
Over at the Ice Kingdom, Wendy was doing a little workout in her room. She was trying to become stronger and improve herself, so she could be more useful to the rest of the explorers in the future. After a bit of doing push-ups and lifting weights, Wendy decided to take a break and cool down. She took off her shirt and pants and grabbed herself a water bottle. Despite living in the Ice Kingdom, the palace was warm and comfortable. Wendy caught her reflection in the mirror and smiled a little. She did have a cute body, with some developed muscle, though a part of her wish she had some kind of special weapon of her own to use in battle, other then that ax she had. Wendy touched the right cup of her new bra and ended up hitting the small button that activated the armor. She gave out a small cry of surprise as armor sprouted and appeared on her chest, waist, head, feet, and wrist. Wendy stared at the armor in shock and then she examined herself in the mirror. It seemed like she got her wish granted and now she had some kind of special armor. She touched the armor on her right wrist and a laser gun popped out of it. Wendy's eyes went wide and she went over to her window. She saw a large rock down below and pointed the laser gun at it. A power laser fired out from the gun hitting the rock and destroyed it. Soos, who had been hanging outside saw this and went over to examine the destroyed rock.
"Whoa that was crazy dude!" Said Soos aloud.
A visor lowered down over Wendy's eyes and scanned Soos off in the distance. A few seconds later more armor sprouted out from the BRA and completely covered Wendy in an armored shell that made her look exactly like Soos. Wendy caught her reflection in her mirror.
"I look just like Soos!" Said Wendy in a voice that sounded exactly like Soos.
After a few seconds Wendy made the disguise vanish and she was back to her old self. Curious to what else the armor could do, Wendy discovered the jet boots and flew out her window to give the armor a test run. She whooped excitedly as she flew across the sky.
In another room Pacifica had been in her underwear and bra going through her clothes, when her chest bumped against a self and pressed the right cup of her BRA hitting the activation switch and causing the armor to appear on Pacifica. Pacifica let out a startled cry, which brought Dipper, Mabel, Rain, and Trucy to her room. Dipper and Rain immediately blushed and averted their eyes from the scantly clad Pacifica in her armor, while Mabel and Trucy stared at it in awe.
"What...happened?" Asked Dipper still looking away.
"I was looking through my clothes and my bra just transformed into this weird armor." Said Pacifica.
"Is it a magic bra?" Asked Mabel.
"No it's just a regular bra, I got at a store." Said Pacifica.
"I wonder what this thing can do?" Said Trucy.
A visor flipped down onto Pacifica's eyes and the armor scanned all the people. The BRA sprouted more armor and made Pacifica look like Trucy, then Mabel, then Dipper, then Rain, before turning Pacifica back to normal. All the others stared at Pacifica in amazement.
"That was so cool! I want one!" Said Mabel.
"Let's get a better grasp of what we're dealing with before we go about trying to get any more." Said Dipper.
The others agreed and they went to a larger room to study and test the armor.
At about this time Patience had left the Ice Kingdom and had to the Slime Kingdom to check on Slime Princess, who was making plans to shut down the factory her sister had built and destroy it. Patience wanted to be there to support her friend and cheer her up, since she seemed a bit down after the Royal Duel. The two Elementals met up and headed outside the factory to look at it along with some guards and construction workers. As they looked at the factory they heard a great deal of stomping feet coming west and they turned to see a dozen Earclopses and a few dozen bugbears, slider guys, and hooligans, marching towards them lead by the criminals Gareth and the Flying Lettuce Brothers. Gareth and the Flying Lettuce Brothers had heard about the defeat of Blargetha and the loss of the Slime Kingdom and weapons factor. They believed that if they could capture Slime Princess and take back the kingdom and factory, that King would greatly reward them and promote them to the rank of generals. So they gathered up some forces and set out towards the Slime Kingdom. The little army stomped towards Slime Princess and her group and stopped a few yards away from them. Gareth stepped forward to address the group.
"Hello Slime Princess. On behalf of our master King, we are here to rightful take the Slime Kingdom and the weapons factory. I highly suggest you stand down and surrender to us otherwise things will get very unpleasant for you." Said Gareth with a confident and arrogant grin.
"Yeah not going to happen." Said Patience as her hands sparked with ice magic.
Slime Princess and her troops readied themselves for battle as a few of construction workers raced down to the Slime Kingdom to get reinforcements.
"So be it. You heard her boys. Go get them!" Said Gareth waving his forces forward.
The assortment of troops raced forward, while Gareth and the Flying Lettuce Brothers stayed behind. Patience and Slime Princess began firing Elemental blasts at the charging army taking several of the troops out. The soldiers from the Slime Kingdom attacked the invading mob with spears and laser guns. Soon both Patience and Slime Princess were in the thick of battle surrounded by enemies desperate and determined to beat them. The invaders believed that if they took down the two Elementals, the rest of the defending forces would easily fall to them. One slider guy managed to get behind Patience and wrap his arms around her. Patience yelled in surprise and struggled, but couldn't get free. The slider guy squeezed Patience and ended up pressing the button on the right cup of her BRA and activated the armor. Patience let out a startled cry as she felt the armor spread across her chest, waist, wrist, shoes, and head. Her clothes bulged out a bit and Patience accidentally activated the jet boots, sending herself and her captor flying into the air. Both Patience and the slider guy screamed as they flew into the air. The slider guy began to lose his grip on Patience because of the armor on her chest and ended up tearing at her shirt in a desperate attempt to hold on. This action caused Patience to spin in the air causing her shirt to tear before it finally ripped and came off.
RIP!
The shirt and the slider guy flew off and plummeted to the ground below. The slider guy screamed as he fell and struck an Earclopse knocking it to the ground. Patience stopped flying up and spinning and was able to get a good look at the armor on her chest and wrist. Curious about the armor she pointed her wrist at the ground below and fired some laser blasts from the armor on her wrist at the invaders down below causing them to scatter or get blown away. Happy with these results Patience decided to combine her Elemental powers with the armor. She raised her hands to create a giant ice ball above her head and then she blasted it with a laser blast from the armor on her wrist making the ice ball explode loudly. The loud explosion caused all the Earclopses to fall over in pain cruising a few of the other invaders in the process and the debris from the ice ball rained down and began to strike the invaders. After a few minutes of this the invaders began to gather their wounded and began to flee the scene, nearly trampling Gareth and the Flying Lettuce Brothers in the process.
"Get back here you cowards!" Yelled Gareth at the fleeing troops.
Patience hovered down to the ground and floated before Gareth and the Flying Lettuce Brothers. Slime Princess moved in on the scene and confronted the trio of criminals. Gareth stared at the two angry Elementals and the confidence and anger vanished from his face. He grabbed the Flying Lettuce Brothers and shoved them at the Elementals as he turned around and began to run away. Slime Princess fired a blast of slime that knocked the Flying Lettuce Brothers out of the way and slammed into the back of the fleeing Gareth and knocked him down. As Gareth struggled to his feet Patience fired a laser at him that burned off a great deal of his hair and left him nearly bald.
"My beautiful hair!" Cried Gareth in dismay as he and the Flying Lettuce Brothers fled the scene in terror.
Patience landed on the ground and began to remove her pants curious about what was underneath them. She removed them and saw the armor on her waist and was very impressed by it. Slime Princess was also impressed about the armor and was thankful for Patience's assistance in repelling the invaders.
"I'm happy to help you Slime Princess. That's what friends are for." Said Patience.
Over in Wizard City, Heckapoo was engaged in battle with Math Magician and his army of living numbers. Math Magician laughed evilly as his number minions flew around and kept Heckapoo away. Heckapoo was trying to come up with a way to reach the villain, when a seven slammed into her chest and knocked her down. The seven hit the button on the right cup of her BRA activating the armor. A bunch of the number minions closed in on Heckapoo as the armor spread over her body underneath her clothes. Heckapoo sat up confused about the armor on her wrist and she accidentally fired the laser blasters on them striking the number minions and destroyed them. The wizard stared at the armor and grinned.
"Now we're cooking!" She said as she began to blast the other number minions and destroy them.
Math Magician was not liking his chances of winning and tried to flee from the scene, but Heckapoo reached him, punched him in the face, and knocked him out. Some Wizard Police showed up and took Math Magician away. Heckapoo went to her home and stripped down to look at the armor beneath her clothes and was impressed at what she saw.
At Marceline's house, Marceline and Lucinda were jamming out on their guitars and they both bumped their instruments against their chest hitting the buttons and activating the armor. Marceline and Lucinda stopped playing as they felt the armor spread across their bodies. They both stripped down and looked at the armor. The two cousins liked the look of the armor and they grabbed a camera to take pictures of themselves to use as a cover for their new Scream Queens album. The armor also gave them inspiration for a new song and they began to jam out some more.
Over at the treefort, Jake and BMO, were helping Gata work on a blue truck outside, trying to get the old machine working. As Gata was working on the engine a mailman walked up to the trio carrying a small package.
"Package delivery." Said the mailman.
"Thanks man." Said Jake as he took the package.
"What is it?" Asked Gata as she stopped working on the truck.
Jake began to open up the package and saw a pair of underwear inside. The dog scratched his head in confusion.
"Underwear? That's weird. I don't wear any underwear and neither does BMO or Neptr. Your a girl Gata, so you don't wear this kind of underwear. So I guess these might be for Finn, though his not here. I guess will just have to wait, until he gets back." Said Jake.
The trio decided to have a break and went inside the treefort. Unbeknownst to them they were being watched by invisible enemies. As soon as Gata, Jake, and BMO went inside. Morbidia, Gateaux, Natasha, and six hooded figures became visible. The members of Witch Way had gotten in contact with Retinz begging for another chance to capture Gata. Retinz had agreed and sent a small group of Solovem's minions to aid them. The minions were all wearing black cloaks and the only facial features anyone could make out were glowing red eyes. Morbidia took charge of the situation and faced her forces.
"Alright you lot our mission is to capture the girl Gata. If anyone gets in our way destroy them."
"You heard her." Said Gateaux.
The little force went invisible and began looking around the treefort for a way to sneak in undetected.
Inside the treefort, Jake had placed the underwear in Finn's room and went to go play games on BMO the living room. As soon as Jake was out of Finn's room the underwear sat up and revealed itself to be the assassin Mr. White. Mr. White snuck out of the room and went looking for Gata. He first made his way to the kitchen, jumped onto the kitchen counter, and grabbed himself a large cutting knife. Now fully armed Mr. White continued his hunt for Gata. He eventually found Gata's room and saw that she had removed her shirt leaving her wearing a bra and pants. Gata's shirt had oil stains on it, so she had removed it and was now writing some notes in a journal at a desk with her back facing Mr. White.
"This will be quick and easy." Thought Mr. White as he approached Gata from behind with his knife.
Unfortunately it was not going to be easy. At that moment Morbidia, Natasha, and three of the minions became visible and stood between Mr. White and Gata.
"What the heck?" Said Mr. White at the newcomers alerting Gata of his and the others presence.
Gata spun around and faced the intruders startled to see them and the living underwear armed with a knife.
"What gives?" Demanded Mr. White pointing his knife at Morbidia and her group.
"This is business. I don't know what your beef is with the girl, but she's worth a lot to me alive. So I suggest you scram." Said Morbidia with a grin.
"Well I was hired to assistant that girl and I don't back out of jobs. I'm a professional and I don't care what your about. I'll end anyone who gets between me and my target." Said Mr. White.
"Who sent all you guys?" Demanded Gata.
"We're not telling and I highly doubt the assassin over here is going to tell you, who sent him. I suggest you come with me and don't think about calling for help. Right now my business associates are dealing with the dog and your other little friends." Said Morbidia with a cruel.
"No." Thought Gata in dismay.
"She's not going with you. She has to die. My client paid me to end her and that's what I intend to do." Said Mr. White.
"Well it seems we're all at a disagreement." Said Morbidia as her hands sparked with magic and the minions pulled out wands.
"It seems we are." Said Mr. White as his body tensed and he readied his knife.
The air was tense as both sides stared each other ready to spring into action and make the first move. Gata sat on the sidelines trying to figure out what she should do and wondered if her brother and friends were ok.
To be continued.
