Family
Chapter 344 Wiz Cops 2
By: Major144
Disclaimer: I do not own anything, expect the OCs. This is just a story for fun.
(Author's Note: Shoutout to The Cowardly Christina for a awesome request in this chapter. Hope you enjoy it.)
The commercial began with a knight with bloodstained armor walking through a grassy field carrying a sword and shield, suddenly a brown skinned demon with black horns appeared. The demon laughed as it threw a big wad of cow manure at the knight who blocked it with his shield. The knight looked at his shield in both dismay and disgust. The demon laughed with glee.
"Oh no! Don't you just hate it when your shield gets all dirty!" Said a blue skinned humanoid wearing a grey business suit with a purple wizard robe and hat.
"I do indeed." Said the knight.
"Well have no fear for the Cleaning Wizard is here!" Sang the wizard as he pulled out a skirt bottle with blue liquid in it.
"Cleaning Wizard?" Asked the knight.
"A revolutionary new cleaning product brought to you by magic that is guaranteed to make all things messy disappear." Said the the wizard as he began to spray the knight's shield and armor.
The bloodstains and the manure vanished and the knight stared at his shield and armor in amazement. The wizard then turned his attention to the demon and pointed the spray bottle at it.
"One of the ingredients for the Cleaning Wizard is holly water, which makes it an ideal tool for getting rid of demons." Said the wizard as he sprayed the demon.
"Aaaaaaaaaa!" Screamed the demon as he exploded into a cloud of black smoke.
"Buy the Cleaning Wizard today!" Said the wizard smiling at the camera.
The commercial ended and Wiz Cops was back. The scene showed a few Wizard Cops and a Eliminator wearing a pink shirt entertaining a food court that had a bunch of people, who seemed to be in great amounts of pain and were clutching their chest and stomachs. A few people ran quickly to the bathroom. Doctor Princess and Phil the Son of Plague were on the scene as well examining all the sick people.
"What's the situation?" Asked one of the cops.
"Well it appears that all these people are suffering from intestinal distress." Said Doctor Princess.
"And it's not natural either. I can sense a magical force behind whatever is causing this." Said Phil.
"Alright let's search the area and start questioning people." Said one cop.
A few of the cops began to search the area for any clues for the cause of the sickness, while another few cops interviewed people, both the sick and the ones that weren't sick. The Eliminator scanned the crowd and spotted a green skinned witch with a large nose and purple hair wearing a black dress and pointy hat. The witch was trying to edge away from the crowd and towards one of the exits.
"Halt!" Ordered the Eliminator pointing a finger at the witch.
"Who do we have here?" Asked one of the cops.
"A witch who goes by the name Intestinal Distress Witch." Said the Eliminator.
"Seriously?" Asked the cop.
"You can't blame this mess on me because of my name!" Yelled Intestinal Distress Witch.
"I don't know. A bunch of people are suffering from intestinal distress and your name happens to be Intestinal Distress Witch, that's way too much of a coincidence." Said Doctor Princess eyeing the witch.
A few beads of sweat dripped down Intestinal Distress Witch's forehead and then she quickly pulled out a broomstick and hopped onto it.
"You'll never catch me coppers!" She yelled as she flew to the exit.
"Try flying with some vertigo!" Said Phil as he pointed his hand at the fleeing witch.
Intestinal Distress Witch suddenly became dizzy and ended up crashing into a wall and knocked herself out. The magic the witch had cast vanished and all the sick people become well. Intestinal Distress Witch was handcuffed and taken off the scene as one cop thanked Phil for his help with the job.
The scene changed again to show a couple of wizard cops and a Eliminator wearing a blue police vest rush up to a candy store in Wizard City. The store alarms were going off and the front doors burst open to reveal a large fat man wearing red and white striped outfit that made the man like a peppermint or candy cane, blue boots and gloves, and a red pointy hat with a pink puff ball and little antennas. The man also had a large round red nose. The thief was a man named Sweetcheeks.
"What joy it brings to rob and steal, and generally do evil!" Laughed Sweetcheeks as he skipped out of the candy store with a bag of money and a bag of candy.
"Hold it right there Sweetcheeks!" Yelled one of the cops.
"Oh if it ain't the boys in blue and one of their little tin men. Sorry boys, but my schedule is booked for the week, but here's some candy on the house!" Said Sweetcheeks as he dropped his bags and waved his hands forward.
A bunch of candy flew out of the candy store and struck the officers and Eliminator causing them to stumble back. Sweetcheeks laughed and began to run away. The Eliminator chased after Sweetcheeks, but the villain dropped some gum balls and the Eliminator stepped on them and slipped falling onto it's back. One of the wizard cops pulled out his wand, but Sweetcheeks pulled out a licorice whip and knocked it out of his hands. Sweetcheeks laughed and was fixing to take off running, when the other cop fired a burst of water from his wand and hit Sweetcheeks. Sweetcheeks hit the ground and his body began to dissolve and melt.
"I'm MELTING! I'm MELTING! WHAT A WORLD! WHAT A WORLD!" Screamed Sweetcheeks as he melted into a red and white puddle.
"Don't worry his not dead. Sweetcheeks will reform later behind bars." Said the cop that had blasted Sweetcheeks as he conjured up a vacuum and sucked Sweetcheeks up.
The stolen loot was picked up and returned to the candy store.
A new scene showed a bunch of cops and Eliminators rushing towards two giant monsters fighting in the city. One was a big red bear like monster with spider legs sticking out of it's back and the other was a big blue lizard with red spikes on it's back. The two monsters were really going at one another and smashing surrounding buildings and sending people running. Ron James stood nearby with his hands on his head as he watched the carnage unfold.
"No! No! No! This is all my fault!" Cried Ron James.
"What do you mean?" Asked one of the cops.
"I just created this awesome new health and energy potion drink and I gave a couple of cups to Melon Mage and my friend Beau. At first everything seemed fine, but then they suddenly turned into monsters and started fighting one another! I honestly don't know where I went wrong with my potion!" Cried Ron James.
"Oh that was my doing." Said a voice from above.
Everyone turned to look at a nearby roof to see a large red coyote, with yellow and purple stripes on it's hands, legs, and inside it's ears. The coyote had light green eyes, a yellow stomach and mouth, a red tail with yellow stripes, and yellow spots on his back and head. The creature was a powerful being of mischief named HueHue.
"What did you do?" Asked one of the cops.
"Oh nothing much. Just replaced that health potion with a little monster potion. Now look what fun, we're having!" Said HueHue pointing at the monsters.
"You fiend!" Yelled one of the cops as he pointed his wand at mischief maker.
"Sorry, but I have to fly!" Laughed HueHue as he took off into the sky above and away from the cops.
A few of the Eliminators were fixing to activate their jet boots and take off after HueHue, but a cop raised a hand and stopped them.
"We have bigger problems to deal with. Will deal with HueHue later." Said the cop.
Another cop turned to Ron James and asked him if he had anything that could turn the monsters back to normal.
"Yeah I think my health potion might reverse the monster potion." Said Ron James.
"Get on it then." Said the cop.
Ron James nodded his head and raced back into his shop to make a couple of health potions. The cops and Eliminators charged at the monsters firing lasers and stun blast at them to try and knock the creatures out, but their attacks did little more then annoy and anger them. The monsters roared and swung at their attackers forcing them to dodge about to avoid being smashed.
"Oh this is just fantastic!" Laughed HueHue as he watched the carnage unfold from the roof of a nearby building.
Ron James quickly mixed up a few bottles of blue colored health potions and ran out of the shop and called out to the police that the potion was ready. A Eliminator flew down and grabbed the bottles and flew up at the monsters. The robot flew up to the monsters's heads and squeezed the bottles causing them to squirt into the monsters's mouths. The monsters swallowed the potion and let out pained groans as they fell onto their faces and began to shrink and turn back into what they were originally. Soon Melon Mage and Beau were back to normal laying on the ground naked. Censor bars quickly popped up on the two recovering people.
"Oh they ruined my fun! Guess I'll just have to wonder off and plan something else." Said HueHue as he prepared to fly off.
"Not so fast." Said a voice from behind.
HueHue spun around to see the Grand Master Wizard standing behind him. GMW was holding his staff and a small statue that looked like HueHue.
"You plan to seal me into that statue! I refused to be captured!" Yelled HueHue as he took off flying.
"Some things can't be escaped. Estas Atradado. Estas Atradado. Estas Atradado." Said GMW as a green beam of energy shot out of the statue and engulfed HueHue.
The beam of energy started dragging HueHue back to the statue.
"Oh this literally suck!" Screamed HueHue as he was sucked into the statue and vanished.
"That's done with." Said GMW as he floated down to the ground and handed the statue to one of the cops.
Melon Mage and Beau had recovered and were being arrested for indecent exposure. Melon Mage pleaded with the cops to let her go and because of her beauty and body they almost did, but Beau intervened.
"Hey if I'm being arrested for being naked, she should too!"
The cops reluctantly agreed and Melon Mage delivered a sharp kick to Beau's groin causing him to fall to the ground rolling in pain. Melon Mage was dragged away and GMW went about bringing order and repairing the damage caused in the attack.
The show cut to a commercial.
To be continued.
Glossary
Chowder: Intestinal Destress Witch.
Johnny Bravo: Sweetcheeks
Victor and Valentino: HueHue
