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Chapter 386 Cute Conquest

By: Major144

Disclaimer: I do not own anything, expect the OCs. This is just a story for fun.

A few weeks earlier.

Cute King and his people snuck out of Wizard City, while a bunch of fictional comic characters went about causing chaos. They didn't dare use the while in Wizard City, due to fear of being spotted by wizards and having them take the flashlight away. The Cuties traveled a few miles away from Wizard City before they stopped for a break and decided to test the flashlight. They found some large rocks and some flowers to test the flashlight on. After some fiddling around with the flashlight the cuties pointed it at one of the large rocks and activated it. The light hit the rock and it shrank to the size of a pebble. The Cuties cheered and fiddled with the flashlight some before pointing it at a flower. The light struck the flower and made it grow to the size of a tree. The Cuties were absolutely excited by this especially Cute King. The tiny monarch marched away from his subjects and stood a few feet from the flashlight.

"Alright men set the flashlight to wumbo and lets get with the size changing." Said Cute King.

"I don't think wumbo is a real word to describe something big." Said one Cutie.

"Well I'm your king and I say wumbo is a real word. Now hit me with the light." Said Cute King.

The Cuties did as they were instructed and the hit Cute King with the light. Cute King laughed as he grew to four feet tall and the light was turned off. The Cuties stared at their leader in awe as he towered over them. Cute King reached and picked the flashlight up, before he turned the light on his subjects and made them four feet tall as well. The Cuties basked in their new size and did a little dance. After a little celebration they marched to where some of their people were stationed outside Castle Lemongrab and told them to gather all the Cuties up to become big and to hear a special announcement from Cute King. Within a few hours all the Cuties were gathered up and Cute King used the flashlight to make them all grow to four feet tall. After making sure every Cutie was big, Cute King decided to give a little speech. Cute King stood before his subjects holding the flashlight like a royal scepter and began to address his people.

"My fellow Cuties, today is the beginning of a new age for our people. For far too long, we have been considered small and no threat to anyone. People would look at us say we were cute and laugh. Even when we recruited by King and Castle Lemongrab, we were treated poorly because of our small size. We were used to help plant cameras and microphones and even after we did all that we received no appreciate or praise for our hard work. King and Sir Slicer value the rats and the worms over us and they're mostly the same size we used to be. I say no more. It's time we show all of Ooo, what we're really capable of. With our new size and this magic flashlight we are unstoppable! We shall become great conquers and King will be begging us to rejoin his forces and he will treat us with respect!"

The Cuties cheered wildly at the speech as they were fired up with confidence and fighting spirit. Finally after calming down a little one Cutie asked an important question.

"So what do we conquer first?"

After getting a map of Ooo and a few hours of careful studying the Cuties came up with a little list of places to invade. The first they hit was the Ooo Junkyard, which was sometimes referred to as the Raggenbone Kingdom. The only one really occupying that location was Raggedy Princess, who instantly gave up at the sight of the Cutie army. Cute King saw this victory as a major step in making the Cuties into a feared invasion force.

"We conquered a kingdom men!" Exclaimed Cute King.

"I don't think this place really counts as a kingdom. I mean there is a princess living here, but that's about it." Said one Cutie.

"Raggedy Princess is a registered princess and she was technically ruling over this place, therefore this place counts as a kingdom. Now don't try to spoil our victory." Said Cute King with a glare.

"Sorry sir." Said the Cutie.

After the successful invasion Cute King had Raggedy Princess use her knitting skills to make some large pink flags with Cute King's face on them. A flag pole with one of the new flags was placed on the top of a large mound of junk to show that it was part of the Cute Kingdom. A few Cuties were left to guard the conquered kingdom as the rest of the army marched off to go invade some other places taking Raggedy Princess along as a hostage. The next place the Cuties invaded was the Hot Dog Kingdom. A few Cuties got on their hands and knees to allow their comrades to step on their backs and hope over the little fence that surrounded the Kingdom. Hot Dog Princess saw the invaders heading towards her and her little doghouse palace and immediately sent out her Hot Dog Knights to repel the invaders. Unfortunately there were only six Hot Dog Knights, all of whom were incredibly small and they didn't have a good track record of winning fights. The Hot Dog Knights succeeded in injuring the feet of a couple of Cuties, but we're easily picked up by the invaders and restrained by their hands. Hot Dog Princess had no choice, but to surrender to the Cuties.

And thus another kingdom fell to the Cuties, though there were a few debates on whether or not the Hot Dog Kingdom was a real kingdom due to it's small size and tiny population. Cute King said that the Hot Dog Kingdom was a kingdom and all the debates were ended. A flag pole bearing bearing the Cutie flag was placed on the doghouse and a few Cuties were left behind to guard the conquered territory as the rest of the army marched off taking Hot Dog Princess and her knights along with them as hostages.

The next place to be invaded was Soft Village. The Soft People were a soft, kind, and peaceful race and they immediately surrender at the sight of the invading army. So far the Cuties had have one of the most successful and quickest invasions in the history of Ooo. The Cuties were growing quit confident in their success and were feeling quit good about themselves. The little invading army decided to rest and use Soft Village as their temporary headquarters, since it was the nicest place they had conquered so far and had a few luxurious such as buildings, running water, and treasure. The Cuties made themselves right at home as Cute King made plans for future conquest.

Cute King stayed in the Soft Village's leader's home. He looked at some maps and then he looked at his reflection in a nearby mirror and scowled at himself. Cute King was too cute and that bothered him. No one would find him threatening or take him seriously with his or his people's current look. The Cuties needed to be toughened up and given an image that would show other people they meant business. Cute King began to pace back and forth as he began to think of a new image for himself and his people. He began to think of the various people and criminals he had seen at Castle Lemongrab and his mind lingered on the Hooligans Who Loved Candelas and the outfits they wore and he was struck by inspiration. Cute King had Raggedy Princess brought in and instructed her to knit and sew him a black leather jacket. Raggedy Princess did as she was told and soon a jacket was made. Cute King put on the jacket and examined himself in the mirror. He liked what he saw and to add to the look, Cute King put on some dark sunglasses and put a lollipop in his mouth. Cute King also decided he needed a new weapon to go along with his new look, so he got himself a baseball bat and stuck some nails into it. He looked at himself in the mirror and smiled at himself.

"I'm a bad Cutie."

Cute King instructed Raggedy Princess to make more jackets for the rest of the Cuties and he had Hot Dog Princess and some of the Soft People aid her. Raggedy Princess said it would take them a few days to make all the jackets and Cute King said that was fine.

In the present Raggedy Princess and her little team had finished making the jackets and Cute King was fixing to call all his people in to pass out the jackets to them. At roughly the same time Mabel and her little group were making plans to snatch the flashlight away from the Cuties, unfortunately the flashlight was with Cute King, which was going to make getting it very complicated.

To be continued.