Family

Chapter 479 Fame Fight

By: Major144

Disclaimer: I don't own anything.

At the Lady Lucktopus, Hunter Wizard, Rock Wizard, and Ser Manuel were fighting and fleeing from casino security after their failed attempt to stop Siren's concert. The security forces consisted of a group of bald human-like beings called Agents and they were part of a group called the 1337 Crew. They all wore black suits and sunglasses and were armed with guns and swords.

The Agents chased after the three heroes down several hallways. Ser Manuel fired his gun at some of the Agents hitting them in the legs and making them fall to the ground, but more kept coming. Hunter Wizard and Rock Wizard decided they needed to put a barrier between themselves and the Agents, so calling upon their magic, they turned to face the agents and slammed their palms to the ground. Several thorny vines and a rock wall shot out of the ground blocking the Agents path.

"That should buy us some time." Said Hunter Wizard.

"We must continue our escape and contact the others. The concert must be stopped." Said Rock Wizard.

The trio was fixing to move on, when a cloud of smoke suddenly appeared in front of them. The cloud quickly dispersed and a purple-gray cat wearing a dark blue headband, blue gloves and shoes, a purple high collar with buttons, and purple pants appeared them taking on a kung fu stance.

"I am Master Mittens!" Declared the cat.

Hunter Wizard prepared to fire an arrow from his bow at the newcomer, but the cat raised his arms up in a peaceful manner.

"Wait! I am not your enemy! I represent some people who want to stop Siren's concert. They sent me to come get you." Said Mittens.

"What do you guys think?" Asked Hunter Wizard looking at his companions.

"It wouldn't hurt to see who wants to meet us." Said Rock Wizard.

"We can use any help we can get." Said Ser Manuel.

"Right lead the way." Said Hunter Wizard pointing at Mittens.

"Follow me." Said Mittens as he jogged away and the others followed.

"I hope that Gideon kid is doing alright." Thought Hunter Wizard.

In the underground fight club, Gideon and the audience were fixing to watch a fight between two strange and unusual fighters. One fighter appeared to be a knight, who was only wearing a helmet and white underwear with red polka dots, while the other fighter appeared to be a nun wearing brown shorts instead of a dress with her outfit armed with a school ruler with a sword hilt.

"I am Knight Lost-a-lot and I shall unleash my fury upon you... Like the thunder of a thousand lightning storms!" Said the knight.

"I am Mother Mary Josephine Teresa Henrietta Maria Catalina Alexandra Melina Georgina Patricia Lolita Armada Ramada Piranha Gonorrhea Margarita Senorita Ballerina Bacteria Cafeteria Etcetera Etcetera." Said the nun.

Everyone was shocked at the ridiculously long name. Brad, who was hovering above the ring looked at the nun.

"I think...will just call you Mother Mary." Said Brad.

"Fine by me." Said Mother Mary.

"Let the fight begin!" Said Brad.

Knight Lost-a-lot took up a fighting stance. Mother Mary just glared at her opponent in disgust as she raised her school ruler sword up high.

"How dare you run around like that exposing yourself like that!" Yelled Mother Mary before she ran over and began to hit Knight Lost-a-lot with her sword over and over again.

"Ouch! Ouch! Quite it!" Yelled Knight Lost-a-lot as he feebly raised his arms to defend himself.

Mother Mary rained blow after blow onto Knight Lost-a-lot, who tried to run away, but the nun chased him and continued to hit him. This went on for a couple of minutes, until Knight Lost-a-lot fell to the ground sobbing.

"I give up! I give up!" Cried Knight Lost-a-lot.

"That was the saddest and quickest fight I've ever seen." Said Brad.

Mother Mary left the ring and some attendants the dragged Knight Lost-a-lot out of the ring.

"Alright little man, you're up! You get to face the ATM!" Said Brad pointing at Gideon.

Gideon gulped as he entered the ring as a Agent pushed out a trolley with what appeared to be a normal looking ATM machine with a reddish orange screen on it and set it in the ring. The boy blinked his eyes at the machine and wondered if this was some kind of weird joke. A creepy disoriented grinning face appeared on the screen of the ATM.

"In order to withdraw cash, you must give me your soul!" Yelled the ATM before firing a blast of red electricity at Gideon that struck Gideon and sent him flying to the other side of the the ring!

Gideon laid on the ground groaning before he pushed himself to his feet.

"What the heck was that?!" Yelled Gideon looking at Brad.

"That was a attack from the Automatic Terror Machine." Explained Brad.

"Why would anyone make a machine like that?!" Asked Gideon.

"I don't know." Said Brad with a shrug.

Gideon realized his situation was dire and if he wanted to get out of this unscathed, he would have to use his gravity powers to defend himself and win. Lucky for Gideon none of the other humans from Gravity Falls or the guardians were around to see him use his powers.

"I accept blood and broken bones in exchange for withdrawals." Said ATM as he shuffled towards Gideon and fired another blast of electricity at Gideon.

Gideon managed to dodge the blast and grabbed ATM with his gravity powers and lifted him into the air before slamming him into the floor. He lifted ATM again and slammed him into the ground a couple more times before releasing the murderous machine. ATM collapsed to his side as his screen broke into static. The crowd was stunned by this and for several seconds everything was silent and then the crowd began to cheer and clap for Gideon. Gideon smiled and bowed, before turning to Brad.

"So how many fights do I need to go through before my debt is paid off?" Asked Gideon.

"Oh I say a few dozen more if you want your debt to be completely cleared. Less if you actually win the fights." Said Brad consulting his phone.

"I guess I have a ways to go." Said Gideon as he got out of the ring.

"Don't you worry, your next fights will go by before you know it." Said Brad.

Gideon considered using his gravity powers to escape the fight club, but he took note of all the Agents in the area providing security and realized there were way to many for him to fight, plus if he did manage to escape, King Dice and his goons would come after Gideon and make him suffer. It would be better and safer for Gideon to stay in the fight club to work off his debt or wait to be rescued.

ATM was dragged out of the ring and the next two fighters entered the ring. One was a strange black and white creature called Crat King. Crat King's bottom half resembled a rat wearing pants, while his top half resembled a crab. His head looked like a shelled rat skull with crab eyestalks and he wore a barrel that had been cut up to resemble a crown.

Crat King's opponent was a strange rabbit-like creature called Edge. Edge had green and black spiky hair with green eyebrows, blue eyes, sharp teeth, and an orange tongue. She wore a purple shirt with a black jacket, fingerless gloves, and black & green boots. Edge carried a sword called Flying Blade, it was a sword with two ear like protrusions on the tip.

"You don't stand a chance against me! I'm the Crat King! I'm half crab, half rat, and half king!" Declared Crat King.

"That's not how halves work. I believe you're half crab and half rat, but you can't be a half king. You might be king of the stupids, but that's the only claim you have." Said Edge with a smirk and a chuckle.

This enraged Crat King who charged at Edge snapping his crab claws at her. Edge just smirked as she deflected the claws with her sword and kicked Crat King in the face knocking him back. Crat King recovered and lunged at Edge, who leaped high into the air and hurled Flying Blade at Crat King. The blade spun through air as it flew and Crat King ducked to avoid it. Crat King stood up to attack, but Flying Blade flew back like a boomerang and struck him in the back of the head knocking him to the ground unconscious as the sword returned to Edge's hand.

"Winner!" Said Brad.

Edge did a little bow before leaving the ring and Crat King was dragged out.

Gideon was called back to the ring and found himself facing Mother Mary. He wasn't comfortable about hitting a nun, so he tried to disarm her by simply using his gravity power to make her weapon too heavy too carry making her drop it. Mother Mart however was deterred by the loss of her weapon and simply improvised by taking her right shoe off and rushed at Gideon delivering a couple of good wallops to the boy's face and stomach making him surrender.

The next two fighters were Candice the cupcake armed with the giant lollipop facing a strange man called Transitmancer. Transitmancer had grey skin, orange eyes that resembled traffic safety lights, and wore a orange wizard robe with white trim, orange pants, black boots, and a orange pointy hat that resembled a traffic cone. He also carried a metal staff topped by a traffic light.

The fight began and Candice charged forward with a mighty yell. Transitmancer raised his staff and the red light on it be began to glow and it fired a red beam of energy that struck Candice and she froze in mid step. The green light on Transitmancer's staff began to glow green and he flew forward with incredible speed at the frozen Candice and he struck her with his staff sending her flying and crashing to the ground. Transitmancer struck Candice with another red beam of energy, unfreezing her and causing her limbs to fall to the ground as well. Candice laid on the ground out cold.

"Winer!" Said Brad as Transitmancer left the ring and Candice was dragged out.

Gideon went into the ring again and faced off against Olaf of Bread. The giant piece of bread with one eye charged at Gideon who used his gravity powers to make Olaf lose his balance and fall onto his face. Gideon then used his powers to lift himself into the air and then he increased his own weight and dropped down onto Olaf knocking him out. The crowd cheered in excitement.

"Bring out more!" Ordered Gideon to Brad.

Brad waved three more fighters into the ring. One was Caffiend the coffee obsessed goblin, another was a bearded man named Swamp Boi who wore a shirt with numerous patches, suspenders, and had gator heads for hands, and a samurai named Windy Pants, who had a big white bushy mustache, black armor, and was armed with a large fan.

Gideon faced the three fighters and struck out at the trio with his powers and slammed them into the ground. It seemed like Gideon was about to claim a big victory, until there was a loud rumbling sound from Windy Pants before he unleashed a large fart cloud from his rear. The cloud spread through the ring and the audience causing people to scream and run. Gideon breathed in some of the toxic cloud and his eyes began to water and he fell to his hands and knees. The gravity powers were no longer in affect and Windy Pants to stand up, walk over to Gideon, and hit him over over the head with his fan knocking him to the ground.

"I...really...hate this." Moaned Gideon as he blacked out.

The rest of the fights were postponed, until Brad and the Agents cleared out the gas.

Elsewhere Mittens had lead Hunter Wizard, Rock Wizard, and Ser Manuel down some hallways to a wall and pressed a tile that revealed a secret tunnel. They went down the tunnel and as they walked, they heard someone rapping.

The group entered a large lounge, bar area, and stage. On the stage was a large mole wearing sunglasses, a helmet and shoulder pads that resembled tower battlements, a speaker ab plate, organ flute claws, brown pants with a belt and sheet music tasset, and brown boots.

"I brought them." Said Mittens to the mole.

"Good job kid." Said the mole.

"Who are you and were you the one singer earlier?" Asked Hunter Wizard.

"The names Fortissimole and I was singing. I and my associates here used to be the stars here at the Lady Lucktopus, until Siren cut a deal with King Dice and we got cut loose."

The trio took notice of two beings chilling at a table. One was a large red mosquito wearing a white furred coat and a female cat with fluffy grey fur with white streaks, and orange unturned hair, and purple eyes. The cat wore a long turquoise sequin dress, a white fur trim, a gold necklace and bracelets with blue-cyan diamond, purple eyeshadow, a pearl earring on her right ear, and a showgirl hat with a purple feather.

"I'm Denzel "King" Dengue." Said the mosquito.

"Lady Meowmalade, though you call me, Lady M." Said the cat.

"We were told you can help us put a stop to the concert." Said Rock Wizard.

"Yes. You see we want to put a stop to the concert to get back at King Dice and Siren. We have all connections with gangs and we're willing to use them to assist you and battle against the bodyguards, security guards, fighters from the fight club, and crazed fans." Said Lady M.

"Fight club?" Asked Hunter Wizard.

"Yeah there's a fight club here." Said Dengue.

"I have a connection to the Metro Cats, Dengue has a connection to the Moonshine Mob, and Fortissimole has a to the Hexcavators." Said Lady M.

"Sounds like you have quite a large number of people to back you up." Said Ser Manuel.

"And if we can get the rest of our allies here to help us and put a stop to the concert." Said Hunter Wizard.

"We can try and see if the communicators are working." Said Rock Wizard.

Hunter Wizard pulled out his phone and contacted Huntress Wizard.

"Hunter?" Asked Huntress Wizard.

"Huntress Wizard! Oh yes it worked!" Said Hunter Wizard.

"Where are you?" Asked Huntress Wizard.

"I'm at a place called the Lady Lucktopus in Waterfall. I'm with Rock Wizard, Ser Manuel, Gideon, and one of the Eliminators. We just discovered a plan for a evil concert to control the Underground and we're teaming up with some people to put a stop to it." Said Hunter Wizard.

"We already heard about the concert and plan to gather the others and head your way." Said Huntress Wizard.

"Good. We'll see you soon." Said Hunter Wizard before ending the call.

"So I take it you agree to work with us?" Asked Lady M.

"Yes." Said Rock Wizard.

"Then let's get to work putting an end to a concert." Said Lady M with a grin.

To be continued.

Glossary

Madness Combat: 1337 Crew

Lucky's Tale: Mittens and Lady M

Everhood: Knight Lost-a-lot and ATM

Deathspank: Mother Mary

Suits Absolute Power: Crat King and Swamp Boi

Mario: Edge

Chroma Squad: Transitmancer

Mini Ninjas: Windy Pants

Crypt of the NecroDancer: Fortissimole

Have a Nice Death: Dengue

A Hat in Time: Metro Cats

Cuphead: Moonshine Mob.

Shovel Knight: Hexcavators