Family
Chapter 481 Chaos Concert
By: Major144
Disclaimer: I don't own anything. This is just a story for fun.
In another part of Waterfall, Ashi and the rest of the Daughters of Aku were traveling through a swamp, when they heard the sound of flapping wings that made them stop. The Daughters of Aku looked up to see an eye bat fly by overhead and drop what appeared to be a playing card. The card gently drifted down towards the women and Ashi snatched it from the air to examine it.
"What is it?" Asked Avi.
"It appears we have allies who desire the demise of Chi as well. This letter is giving us instructions to where we can find Chi and how we can get there." Said Ashi.
"How do we know we can trust whoever sent this letter?" Asked Aki.
"There's a recent picture of Chi along with the letter and the person assures us that they are on our side and that they will keep Chi's strongest guardians busy to give us a better chance at success. It sounds like the ideal opportunity to strike. We must take it." Said Ashi.
"Very well. Lead the way, but let us be cautious." Said Aki.
The Sisters traveled a few hundred yards, until they came across a strange purple canoe. They got into the boat and it began to move forward by itself in the direction of the Lady Luctopus.
Back at the Lady Lucktopus, Chi, Kai, Samantha, Alcor, Elise, Nyx, Ying, Dipper, Mabel, Stan Ford, Wendy, Soos, Pacifica, and Giffany had arrived at the fight club and were taking all the sights in. Giffany used her advanced senses to scan the assorted crowd and located Gideon sitting on a bench in the back. The group headed over to Gideon, who was mostly healed, but still sporting some injuries along with his loincloth.
"Well this is a sight I can get used. Gideon battered and wearing an embarrassing outfit." Said Stan with a satisfied grin.
"Stan?! What are all you doing here?!" Said Gideon with nervous surprise fearing the others might have learned about his gravity magic.
"Believe it or not, we're here to pay off your debt and rescue you." Said Dipper.
"How'd you hear about that?" Asked Gideon.
"The Eliminator you lost is now a waiter and he told us what happened." Said Giffany.
"So how exactly is my debt being payed off?" Asked Gideon.
"That's thanks to us." Said Chi.
"We struck a deal with King Dice. Me and Alcor will be fighting a couple of King Dice's fighters and putting on a show. If we win both you and when we win both you and the Eliminator get to go free." Said Samantha.
"Oh great, so who exactly are you going to be fighting against?" Said Gideon.
"A guy called Jevil and another guy called Shachihata." Said Alcor.
"You know anything about these guys?" Asked Elise.
"Not a thing, but they must be tough." Said Gideon.
"Alright leave everything to us. The rest of you grab a seat and enjoy the show." Said Samantha before she and Alcor headed to the main ring.
The others found some good seats near the ring and sat down as Samantha and Alcor talked to a Agent who seemed to be in charge of the ring. Brad was nowhere in sight along with a good precent of the fighters who were normally seen around the fight club. The Agent produced a microphone and spoke to the audience.
"We got a real show for now folks! A two on two fight. Our new challenges are Samantha and Alcor and they will be facing off against Jevil and Shachihata!"
The crowd went wild as two new beings began to approach the ring. It was Jevil and Shachihata.
Jevil was a short, pudgy imp with a round gray face, elven ears, clown-like eyes with small yellow pupils and black sclerae, and a large smiling mouth with yellow, sharp teeth. He had a purple tail shaped like a capital letter J. Jevil was dressed in a purple shirt, black trousers, a black cape, green slippers, black socks, purple mittens, and a lime green and yellow jester's collar. He wore a purple and black harlequin jester hat with two small yellow bells.
Shachihata was a tall pale man with white hair wearing grey and and black military clothes, a brown belt with pouches, combat boots, and a army helmet strapped to his head. He appeared to have a large Gatling gun for righthand and a large flamethrower for a lefthand.
Jevil was dancing around whipping the crowd into a frenzy as he made his way towards the ring, while Shachihata remained calm and headed straight towards the ring.
"Talk about night and day with those two." Said Stan.
"I agree, though they seem to have a lot of admirers since the crowd is cheering for them." Said Ford.
"I think the Jevil guy is some kind of magic user." Said Dipper.
"I believe your assumption is correct Dipper. I believe that Shachihata is some type of cyborg." Said Giffany.
"So our magic guy and cyborg are going up against another magic guy and a cyborg. It appears King Dice plans to fight fire with fire." Said Stan.
"It appears so, though I have a bad feeling there's more to Jevil and Shachihata then meets the eye." Said Giffany.
Jevil and Shachihata entered the ring and Samantha and Alcor sized them up. The Agent stepped out of the ring, pulled out a remote, and pressed a button. A large clear energy dome appeared from above and surrounded the ring keeping the fighters inside.
"The rings have energy domes? Why didn't they put them up in the other fights?!" Asked Gideon recalling the times a fighter was sent flying from the ring and crashed into him.
"I'll deal with the jester." Said Alcor readying his cane.
"Fine by me. I'll deal with the solider boy." Said Samantha as she sucked in the synthetic skin on her arms and cracked her knuckles.
"Alright the rules are simple. Whoever gets knocked out or is unable to continue fighting loses. Let the fight begin!" Said the Agent.
"Time to play!" Laughed Jevil as a large scythe appeared in his hands and he charged at Alcor swinging it.
Alcor met the swing with a swing from his cane. The scythe and cane clashed as sparks flew and both fighters jumped away. Jevil giggled before he became firing energy projectiles that resembled spades at Alcor, who deflected them with his cane, before flying at the jester and punched him in the face knocking him back. The mad fighter laughed as he spun around in circles at incredible speeds swinging his scythe. Alcor took flight to avoid the attack and fired a blast of blue fire at Jevil that hit the jester and knocked him to the ground with burns on his body.
"That takes care of that." Said Alcor as he landed on the ground to inspect his fallen opponent.
Alcor suddenly felt a sharp blast of pain across his back as Jevil's body suddenly exploded into confetti. He stumbled and whirled around to see Jevil grinning at him holding a scythe with some blood on the blade. Alcor felt his back and winched before he started healing his wound and repaired his clothes.
"You fell for the old double trip!" Said Jevil.
"I see you're full of tricks. I think I'm starting to see why King Dice picked you to fight." Said Alcor before thrusting his cane forward and into the chest of Jevil!
The Jevil laughed as he exploded into confetti and Alcor ducked as a scythe flew through the air barely missing his head. The scythe spun through the air and returned to another Jevil. Alcor looked at Jevil and then glanced around as he saw six more Jevils surrounded him armed with scythes.
"This isn't going to be easy." Thought Alcor as he took up a fighting stance and the seven Jevils charged leaped at him.
As Alcor fought Jevil, Samantha fought against Shachihata. Shachihata fired several rounds from his Gatling gun arm at Samantha who raised her arms over her face and charged forward. Samantha managed to avoid most of the bullets, but a few pinged against her arms, but did little damage to her. Samantha reached Shachihata and tried to punch him, but he managed to sidestep her blow and tried to blast her at close range with his flamethrower, but Samantha ducked beneath the blast at the last second and preformed a leg sweep that knocked Shachihata onto his back. The female cyborg prepared to bring her fist crashing down on her down opponent, but Shachihata fired a blinding light from his eyes that sent Samantha reeling back. Shachihata leaped to his feet and delivered a roundhouse kick to Samantha's chest sending her skidding back a few yards before he began blasting her again with his Gatling gun arm. The bullets struck more of Samantha's body tearing some holes into her clothes and slammed into her body. This time the bullets did some actual damage.
"Must have switched to a higher caliber." Thought Samantha before the onslaught of bullets stopped.
Before Samantha could move Shachihata fired a blast of fire from his flamethrower that struck her making her yell in pain and surprise from the heat of the blast. Samantha gritted her teeth as she leaped through the flames and slammed her fist into Shachihata's face sending the solider flying and crashing into the far side of the dome. Samantha batted out some flames and removed the wrecked remains of her jacket as Shachihata got to his feet and wiped some blood and oil from his mouth.
"A bit tougher then I thought. Alright solider boy now you're in for it." Thought Samantha as she rushed at Shachihata.
As the fighting went on Wendy couldn't help, but worry about Alcor. She knew he was tough, but she still worried about him. Nyx who was sitting nearby sensed Wendy's concern and spoke up to cheer her up.
"Don't you worry about a thing. My big sis and Alcor are two of the toughest people I know. They can handle this."
"Even if they do get hurt, I can heal them." Said Elise.
"Thanks for that. That makes me feel a little better." Said Wendy as she continued to watch the fight.
In another part of the Lady Lucktopus, Gata's group alongside with the crew of the Cash Cruiser and the gods were making their way through what appeared to be a giant foodcourt. The gods were leading the way since they could sense the captured gods. There were a few random monsters enjoying various foods in the foodcourt including Rajyaki who was chowing down on some ramen and rice balls. The group reached the center of the foodcourt, when a strange and unusual figure stepped into their path and blocked their way.
"Hello Waldo." Said Life with a slight annoyed look.
"Howdy y'all and welcome to our fabulous foodcourt. Care to try our deep fried triple decker burger?" Said Waldo.
Waldo was a cartoonish looking little boy. He was fairly big, with light skin and wore a patterned cap that covered his fairly curly hair. Waldo had classic "cartoon style" eyes and large eyelashes with a snub nose and a small mouth but fairly large cheeks, as well as a large chin. He wore a gray button-up shirt and black pants under a white apron alongside some black shoes. He was carrying a platter laden with a disgusting stack of burgers with what appeared to be body parts sticking out of them and a huge scoop of ice cream on top.
"You know this fool?" Asked Hu$tlebone$ looking at Life.
"I do. He's one of the Sorrows. He goes by the name of Waldo and he specializes in toxic fast food production." Said Life.
"I'm just serving up food and smiles. Now why don't you just sit down and let me and McFamily the God of Fast Food take care of you." Said Waldo with a cheery smile.
There was a flash of light and three giant grotesque meatball clown heads floating in the air above. One head was pink with a red nose and sunglasses, with red hair in pigtails with green bows, the second head was yellow with a red nose and sunglasses and had orange curly hair, the final head was grey with a few scars, a red nose and sunglasses, and green curly hair. The pink and yellow head had smiles on their faces, while the grey head just scowled.
"I am McFamily and I shall fry you and eat your souls along with a side of fries!" Said the heads in unison.
"That's a little creepy." Said Locke.
"I have no attention in ending up as fish and chips." Said Undyne as she conjured up one of her spears.
McFamily opened up their mouths and unleashed a blast of boiling grease at the group forcing them all to leap to the sides to avoid getting fried by the attack. Huntress Wizard and Hunter Wizard used a cold spell to cool the grease on the ground that cooled the grease and then they summoned some highly absorbent plants to suck up some of the grease to clear the floor so they wouldn't slip in it. McFamily wasn't happy with this and the heads began to fire balls of flaming grease at the group. As the heroes did their best to avoid the attacks Gata noticed Waldo wasn't around.
"Where's Waldo?" Asked Gata.
She got her answer a few seconds later as a large shape dropped down from the celling and landed before them. It was Waldo, though now the entire lower half of his body was replaced with a spider-like, three-clawed robot body that had a sauce bottle installed at the bottom. Waldo's hair was mussed up and he now had a jagged smile.
"I'm super sized now with extra sauce!" Laughed Waldo before he tilted his sauce bottom up and fired a stream of sauce at Gata, who dove to the ground to avoid getting hit.
The sauce struck a table and it burst into flames and melted!
"This is getting serious!" Said Undyne as she tossed a spear at Waldo, who deflected it with one of his legs.
The others prepared to launch a counterattack, but Grill, Simmer, Wizard, Judge, and Valérie stepped forward.
"Leave these small fries to us. The rest of you move on and deal with the main course." Said Grill as she produced a weapon that appeared to be a cross between a magic staff and a rifle.
"We can handle these fast food fiends." Said Simmer as she produced a blade made out of blue energy.
"Alright we'll leave it to you." Said Undyne.
"We will clear you a path." Said Wizard as he summoned some tornadoes that blew through McFamily's attacks and pushed the New God away.
Gata and the others began to run forward and Waldo tried to stop them, but Grill fired a few rounds from her rifle staff that struck Waldo in the head causing him to stagger and stumble. The escaping fighters reached the end of the hallway and entered a large elevator that would closed once they entered.
Back in the foodcourt both McFamily and Waldo had recovered and were about to face off against Grill, Simmer, Wizard, Judge, and Valérie.
"You stand no chance against us! We will finish you off quickly and go after your friends!" Boomed McFamily.
"Unfortunately for you our defeat is not on the menu." Said Grill.
"We heard about you McFamily and we cooked up the perfect challenge just for you. A being that is the exact opposite of fast food." Said Simmer as Grill bandaged her staff on the ground.
There was a flash of light and a large serving platter appeared with a large strawberry, a orange, a radish, a cluster of grapes, two lemons, and two purple sugarcanes. They all had visible eyes and mouths. The strawberry had four fierce yellow eyes and a mouth full of fangs and the radish had little arms and legs.
"Submit to the power of nature! Super Ultra Fruit Medley! I shall form the head!" Said Radish.
"Shut up, you're not a fruit. Get yourself to the groin." Said Orange looking a little annoyed.
"Uh...but...isn't one of the Sugarcanes better suited for that?" Asked Radish.
"Are you going to deny the Sugarcanes' contributions?" Asked Orange.
"No. What I meant to say was..." Said Radish.
"Hey everyone, now's not the time to bicker amongst ourselves. We should be united against the common in front of us." Said Strawberry.
"Strawberry is a natural-born leader. Let him be the head." Said Orange.
"Let's go Radish I still expect you to be the groin. Everyone has their rightful place in this world." Said Strawberry.
"Fine I'll do it." Said Radish in defeat.
The two Sugarcanes stood up forming legs and Radish jumped and connected with them forming a pelvis and the groin, Orange jumped onto Radish forming the gut, Grapes jumped onto Orange forming the chest and abs, the Lemons jumped onto the sides of Grapes forming the shoulders as they sprouted vines forming arms, and Strawberry jumped onto the top of Grapes forming the head. The foods had formed their own crazy version of a mech!
"I am Super Fruit Medley! Prepare to die Fast Food Fiend!" Bellowed the combined being.
"I'm...a god that's three floating heads, but that is the weirdest thing I have even seen." Said McFamily.
"Ditto." Said Waldo.
"Me and Simmer will deal with Waldo. The rest of you deal with McFamily." Said Grill.
"You can count on us." Said Judge.
Super Fruit Medley went after the Grey McFamily, Wizard went after the Yellow McFamily, and Judge and Valérie went after the Pink McFamily. Grill and Simmer charged at Waldo.
"Well this is turning out to be a weird fight." Thought Rajyaki who still sat at her table eating and watching the fight.
In the elevator Gata, BMO, Locke, Hunter Wizard, Huntress Wizard, Undyne, Hu$tlebone$, Lami, Zacharie, Sugar, Charon, Rat God, Dog God, Leshy, Heket, Kallamar, Shamura, and Life were preparing themselves for the upcoming battle with the New Gods, Sorrows, and Queen Odette. Both Locke and Zacharie were nervous since they considered themselves the two weakest members of the party and they were going up against some series enemies. Gata sensed the two were concerned about the upcoming fight and went to comfort them and give them some instructions.
"I get you two are nervous, but that's ok. I'm nervous too. When the fighting starts I'll have BMO go into his mech form and you two can climb on in. BMO will keep you safe." Said Gata.
"What about you? Aren't you going to be riding inside BMO?" Asked Locke.
"Well I got this new weapon that I've been working on and I think this would be a good opportunity to test it. Nothing like a actual battle against gods to test a new weapon out." Said Gata with a assuring smile.s
"Man I wish I could do magic like you or have some cool weapons." Said Locke.
"I'm sure you'll discover some kind of hidden talent or get yourself a cool weapon along this quest." Said Gata.
"So are you going to fight?" Asked Zacharie looking at Sugar.
"You bet ya! Going to really bring the hurt!" Said Sugar excitedly pumping her fists in the air.
The elevator stopped and the gang got out into a massive chamber. The chamber could fit several giant creatures in it. Gata had BMO go into his mech form and Locke and Zacharie climbed into the cockpit.
"Time to take on our battle forms." Said Heket to her three siblings.
Leshy, Heket, Kallamar, and Shamura began to grow and transform before the others eyes.
Leshy became an enormous tree-like worm with a giant, with a lamprey-like mouth drooling with ichor and lined with several rows of sharp teeth. The branches on his head grew thicker and more gnarled, and four black-and-red eyes bulge from either side of his maw.
Heket became a huge demonic frog-like creature with six eyes and a bloody, cross-shaped slit mouth. More crosses appeared along her backside, and the bandages around her neck were removed, with her front legs becoming bandaged instead. Her robe now was draped across her back, and several eye-like markings appear across her chest.
Kallamar had sets of long tentacles appear along his neck and body and he had two pairs of arms. He also hovers slightly above the ground. Kallamar wielded four different weapons, one in each hand - a staff, a sword, a dagger, and a globus cruciger.
Shamura grew a large, bandaged abdomen like that of a spider's, ending in a sharp, red stinger. Three sets of long spider legs appear from Shamura's body, and two arms ending in blades protrude from his robe, which still hung from their neck.
"We joined a team of monster gods." Thought Undyne.
Gata thought now was a good time to equip her new weapon. She pulled up the sleeve of her shirt to reveal a strange looking silver wristwatch.
"Omni Armor activate!" Said Gata.
There was a flash of light that engulfed Gata and when it cleared it revealed her wearing a purple suit of armor that looked like a cross between a knight and a spacesuit.
"Nice! I like it!" Said Undyne with approval.
"Thanks." Said Gata.
"Oooo! Are we playing the transformation game? I can be scary too! Just watch!" Said Rat God as she began to transform as well.
Holes of varying shapes and sizes appeared on Rat God's ears, tail and wings and she sported a crazed experience on her face.
"I'm surrounded by nut jobs." Thought Gata.
"Looks like most of the New Gods are already here." Said Hu$tlebone$ looking forward.
Around the area near the gods chained to alters were the New Gods.
George the God of Pills was a giant slimy head with a single eye, bat wings sticking out of the side of his head, and various pills sticking to his body.
Sung the God of Screens was a floating blue computer screen with a face, with a blue crystal crown and various cables and wires hanging from beneath him.
Chain, Block, and Meta were the Gods of Bittercoin and they all resembled a weird cross between a treasure chest and a laptop computer with, a skull face, four little legs, and a large left skeletal arm. Chain was blue with a single eye, and a cybernetic Mohawk, Block was purple with two eyes and a cybernetic Mohawk, and Meta was red with spikes, two eyes, and a blue visor.
Tommy the God of Plushies was a pink Teddybear being held by a floating grabber claw.
Nick and Hunt the Gods of Racing were two giant tires with faces in the center. Tommy had a grey and blue face with a single eye and Hunt had a grey and red face with two eyes.
Colt the God of Guns was a giant floating robot head that had guns sticking out of it along with one Gatling gun arm on the right side and a drill arm on the left side.
Laero the Goddess of Makeup was a giant metal bust of a woman with lipstick, mascara, and long blue hair with beauty products sticking out of it.
Daniel the God of Gambling was also on the scene with Argus the God of the Darknet, Queen Odette, Dark Jaguar, Dark Eagle, Dark Serpent, Malok paal, Krank, Maxxx, Grimes, Pliskhan, Imamura, and Wa-Wa.
"Welcome to your deaths and a new age." Said Queen Odette with a grin.
"If anyone is going to die here it's you." Said Life with a scowl as she glided forward and hovered before Queen Odette.
"What a cute flat chested child. I might actually spare you. Now run away, while we slaughter the rest of this lot." Said Queen Odette as she waved her hand at Life.
Life replied by clenching her fist and delivered a uppercut to Queen Odette's face that sent the death goddess flying and crashing to the ground!
"I'm far older and stronger then you you overgrown cow!" Yelled Life.
Queen Odette pushed herself to her feet and her body began to change. Her lower half became a monstrous spider with a mouth full of human teeth and fangs.
"I shall drain your bodies dry and devour your soul!" Roared Queen Odette.
"I hope Finn and the others are doing alright. This is going to be a hectic and bizarre fight." Thought Gata.
The two opposing sides roared and charged forward.
To be continued.
