ok I'm going be giving the chapter actual names on this story

Chris: welcome total drama fans put on some clean undies because things are about to get wild yeahahah 16 spanking fresh contestants and a totally brand new location a cree island in western Canada as you might recall during our hero vs villains finale someone and I prefer to remain nameless accidentally destroyed our old island so this is where we landed no shucks no showers no hotels no hot tub the only things we managed to save were the outhouse confessional and the horrific butt smells that live inside it...it'll be the roughing is roughing it that's ever been rough on total drama so buckle up this is total drama pahkitew island

(intro)

*cuts to the blimp*

Ella: hmm hmmmhmmm

Sky: want some gum

Max: your offer of simple confectionary will not save you from the pure evil of me but yes thank *eats* *spits* cinnamon there is no need for you to be that spicy

Dave: that guy's a little weird

Leonard: experi anmace I know many spells to ward off evil

Tammy: yeah

Dave: oh good

Ella: and there's nothing that can't be sweeter with a song *sings*

BF: BEEP BAP BOP BAAP

Amy: ugh switch seats with me right now

Sammy: *sigh*

Amy:...AH GIANT

Jasmine: are you and I are gonna have a problem?

Amy: switch back now

Topher: Chris? yo Chris I don't get it Chris Chris has got to be here somewhere anyone seen Chris you seen Chris?

Sugar: *SHOVES* stop your fidgeting you scoffed my pagent shoes and I'll toss you out the window you'll be squished flat in two minutes

Scarlett: actually in the first 14 seconds he would fall 1800 feet but then he would reach terminal velocity and drop 176 feet per second so if we're flying at the recommended 32,000 feet he would hit the ground in three minutes and six seconds

Rodney: wow that girl has some real brains huh

Shawn: brains whose brains no one is getting my brain

Floyd: hey relax he meant that she is super smart ok there's no one that will steal your brain ok

*thunder*

Chef: hand on this might get unsteady

*rumbles*

Ella: *choir*

BF: BEEP

*Chris spwans in*

Chris: hello newbies ready for some fun

Ella: yes

Topher: YES

BF: YEAH!

Chris: huh a couple of keaners I'm sure a little pain and starvation will fix that let's get started this aircraft stinks and is equipped with two emergency exits here and at the end of the cabin at set exits you will find parachute bags only half of them contain actual parachutes the other half contains surprises that will be utterly useless while falling from the sky

Sky: well hopeful we don't need them

Chris: who knows the season is full of surprises like this

*BOOM*

*everyone screams*

*put on parachutes*

*jumps off*

Topher: this is great you've out done yourself Chris parachute?

Chris: oh no thank you I'm actually a hologram

Chef: WHAT why ain't I a hologram *touch* *gasp* ABANDON SHIP *jumps off*

*everyone scerams*

Jasmine: the Koala says cluck to the platypus fluck *good parachute*

Tammy: *chickens* oh no I need help from Leonard

Sammy: AAHHH

Amy: *good parachute* *gasp* oh I'll miss you sis not much but pfuh probably not at all *push* LATER!

Sammy: *good parachute* YES

Amy: oh fine you can live

Sky: *CATS* PURRFECT!

Sugar: *trophies* OH THANK YOU THANK YOU I'm not prepared to make a speech but I'm so proud to be *paper flys out* Crud

BF: *screams in demise* *good parachute*...AYE

Dave: *feathers* yep feathers I get it funny

Topher: *good parachute* I knew Chris wouldn't let me fall

Leonard: *tamborees* time to cast the spell hmm wings uh page 318

Chef: *foods* oh that's just wrong

Rodney: *good parachute* ALRIGHT

Ella: *teddy bear* *GASP* I'm glad you're safe little bear *catches tambore* hello there

Bird: hi

Ella: care for a song

Bird: yes

Ella: I'm falling on a sunny sunny day hit the ground I just made

Scarlett: *good parachute*

Shawn: *hot dogs* normally I love hot dogs right now not so much *catch by Jasmine* hey thanks

Leonard: *catch* hey my spell worked OH NO TAMMY

Tammy: SAVE ME

BF: *FALLS FASTER* *SCREAMS IN DEMISE*

Floyd: *gemmies* oh dang it why put your Gemmies in here

*everyone screams*

Chris: and here they come now

*splashes*

BF: BEEP BAP BOOP BOP BAP BUP

Tammy: I'm sorry

*lands*

Sammy: omg I did it

Amy: BREAK MY FALL *lands on Sammy* oh sorry

Sky: *splashes safely*

*others land*

Ella: hmm hmm hmm thank you my feathered friend

Chef: you could have at least given me one of the parachutes

Chris: should of could of oops didn't but you're right and I forgive you let's see *counts* huh only one missing not so bad

Max: if you do not release me tree you will be burnt to the GROUND *FALLS*

Chris: welcome to pahkitew island on the right who had actual parachutes Scarlett Topher Rodney Jasmine BF Max Amy and Samey

Sammy: uh it's Sammy

Chris: Amy says everyone calls you Samey

Sammy: well yes but

Chris: caused you're the second the lesser Amy if you will

Sammy: but my real name is-

Chris: you're officially Samey

(confessional) (this time it's normal brackets)

Sammy: this is so unfair I auditioned for total drama to get away from Amy

(ends)

Chris: your team will be uhhhhhhhhh

BF: BEEP BOP

Chris: ok well I guess you can pick your names for this season I don't know how to say the names actually he he

Topher: oh really our team name will be...the Luminous Lions

Chris: ok then thats your team name

BF: YEAH

Chris: ok those without chutes Shawn Leonard Tammy Ella Dave Floyd Sky and Sugar pick a name

Sky: Observation octopuses

Chris: anywho time to go the sleep for tomarrow moring

Amy: hopeful our cabin is in a nice view

Floyd: maybe our cabin could near the lake and has open skies

Chris: oh the thing is there are no cabins this season

Dave: what

Scarlett: where are we going to sleep

Chris: here are the maps to your locations

BF: *catches*

Floyd: *catches*

Chris: see you tomorrow morning!

*cut to the Lions*

Rodney: so what will our home be like

Topher: I don't know probably nothing

BF: BEEP BOP BIP BAP

Scarlett: yeah he's right there could be tents

Amy: I see a flag over there

Max: alright our base is gonna be more Evil this time around

BF: BEEP

Max: quiet pip squeak

Jasmine: all we have is a fire place and two tents

Sammy: so are we gonna be safe here

Amy: oh shut Samey we are fine here

BF: BEEP BOP BOP

Topher: close to night time we should go to bed now

*meanwhile*

Floyd: we are here

Leonard: Marvelous job Floyd

Tammy: wait where is Shawn?

Dave: wasn't he just here with us or something?

Ella: he'll be alright

Sky: so we sleep now? it's getting late

Sugar: I CALL LEFT SIDE

Floyd: uh you can't just keep one tent to yourself

Dave: ugh no time we just have to sleep in the other Tent

*morning*

Chris: hey everyone who was your first night? where is Shawn

Shawn: hey everyone

Dave: Shawn where were you

Shawn: I don't want to sleep with a bunch of people

BF: BEEP BOP BOP BAP

Chris: ok here is the first challenge your job is to find seven pieces that form your team logo they are scatter around the island one player has to stay here and put it together once they find all eight parts the first team to make their logo wins and I'll be seeing the losers at elimination now pick who will stay

Sugar: oh I'm tired of walking I will build it

Max: I will stay here and force my team to get the parts by theirselves MUAHAHAHA

(confessional)

BF: BEEP BOP BAP BUP (I don't like him)

(other)

Amy: kinda rude there I want you gone after Samey is gone

(ends)

Chris: ok let the challenge begin

Max: be gone and find the parts

*they run into the forest*

Jasmine and Rodney: here's the plan we-...we should split-...what do you think you're doing?

(confessional)

Rodney: on the farm it's just me my dad and five little brothers I'm kind of used to being in charge

(other)

Jasmine: it's always the big guys they're intimidated by me small guys too and most girls I intimidate people

(ends)

Jasmine: just listen to the plan we need to decide who goes with and make sure they get at least some parts got it

(confessional)

Rodney: we'll do it her way it's never wrong to let love be your guide

(ends)

Jasmine: and that's how we'll win...cool

Rodney: with a plan that flowers you you and sunsets aren't not true *lips*

BF: BEEP

*meanwhile*

Sky: got Leonard and Tammy will go that way Me and Dave will go that way and the rest to that way

Dave: yeah she's totally right good call I have some dirt on my hands no big deal let's do what she says

Sky: right...

*meanwhile*

Jasmine: ok so who pairs with who

BF: *move to Topher* BAP

Tohper: ok

Jasmine: ok I'm with Scarlett on this

Amy: ugh I'll guess I'm stuck with Samey and Rodney on this

Jasmine: go go

*Meanwhile*

Leonard: I found one

Tammy: but it's on a tree

Chris over megaphone: Oh I almost forgot to mention if you find a part you have to run back and give the piece to you other teammate that is waiting for you

Leonard: go find another piece Tammy I will get this one

Tammy: ok *runs off*

*meanwhile*

Topher: so why did you choose me to find pieces?

BF: BEP BEP BEP

Topher: oh I've been a fan of Chris's work on this show say is there anyone you like back home

BF: BEEP *picture of GF*

Topher: oh you have a girlfriend back home

BF: BEEP BAP BUP BUP

Topher: oh the cast is too full that she can't join us

BF: BOP *points*

Topher: ah great work and really clever of Chris to put next to a bunch of spiders

BF: *swings mic at it* *grabs* BEEP BOP BOP

Topher: ok nice one see you later

BF: *runs*

{montage}

*Rodney finds one in a tree he kicks it and it lands on his head*

*Sammy takes but Amy forces it out of her hands*

*Sky find one in a patch of grass in a bunch of thorn bushes*

*Dave is worried*

*Sky uses trees to get there*

*Ella flies up to grab the piece*

*Floyd finds one next to it*

*Tammy finds one that is next to a sleeping bear*

*She tries to use magic to make it go away*

{ends}

Shawn: ok there's one

*ruffles*

Shawn: what was that?

*ruffles*

Shawn: Z Z ZOMBIES

Topher: *pops out of bush* what's wrong with him?

*meanwhile*

BF: BEEP BEP BOAP BAP BEEP

Max: excellent work mortal

Amy: here's one or what ever

Max: you did amazing to

Sugar: there ya are

Sky: here have it

Ella: *floats down* here's one for youuuuuuu

Floyd: have it please

Amy: oh great they already found three...

Scarlett: here's one

Amy: oh how did you get he so fast?

*some panting*

BF: BEEP BOP?

Sammy: I found one next to a snake

Amy: *laughs*

*Scarlett looks at Amy*

Max: nevermind that where is everone else they should do what I say

Shawn: here

Max: not someone from the other team

*meanwhile*

Topher: ahh found one now to run back

*meanwhile*

Tammy: I got it *whistle*

Bear: *growls*

Tammy: *CALMING SPELL*

*nothing*

Tammy: AHHHHHHH

*meanwhile*

Jasmine: nice found one!

Rodney: good one *holds one* we should run back now

*meanwhile*

Topher: here

Dave: here

Chris: and it's down to Leonard and Tammy vs Jasmine and Rodney I hear some ruffles!

*Jasmine and Rodney shows up*

Max: you two should have more effort *pieces together* done

Chris: time up met me at the meeting area

*later*

Chris: so it's clear to say that Luminous Lions win the first challenge!

*they cheer*

*Sammy offers a high five*

Max: no evil does not high five

Chris: the winners will be rewarded with a takeout order from a sponsoring restaurant this week it's the petting zoo barbecue "the petting zoo barbecue someone else touched your dinner we guarantee it" *WINKS*

Sugar: shoot I always wanted a pony

Chris: team observation octopuses please go vote one member of your team is heading home tonight

*complains*

*campfire*

Chris: welcome to the pahkitew elimination area this is where we determine who stays to play another day and who gets a one-way ticket home

(confessional)

Dave: can I vote for three people?

(other)

Leonard: how did my spells not work

(other)

Tammy: if it was for that bear I'm probably gone!

(ends)

Chris: ok so here's how it works walk over there to that table and write the name of the person who you want to vote out so get voting

!voting!

Dave: is was a toss up you have to go *hold Tammy's name*

Leonard: not much to vote I don't know but yeah *holds Floyd's name*

Sugar: Ella you better be gone the pagent show isn't big enough for two nice girls *holds Ella name*

*the rest vote*

Chris: ok the votes are in I will be reading the votes and if you don't receive any vote you get a marshmallow

*everyone is shock*

Chris: first vote...Tammy

*Tammy gets worried*

Chris: Floyd

Floyd: huh

Chris: Ella

*Ella gets worried*

Chris: here are the marshmallows *tosses to the un voted* next vote...Tammy

Chris: Floyd

Chris: and the person that receive the rest of the votes is...Tammy you're out of here

Tammy: aw man If wasn't for that bear I wouldn't be gone Good luck Leonard

Chris: this island is named pahkitew which is the cree word for exploded so we thought that this season's mode of transportation home should be something with a bang

*later*

Chris: without further ado I give you the boom of a bashment the kablam of chagrin this season's humiliating way home the cannon of shame

*GASPS*

Tammy: *sigh* see you guys later

*BOOM*

Chris: you what's weird I already don't miss her haha well that's one down and 15 to go who's the next human cannonball there are just too many good choices tune in and find out yourself here on total drama Pahkitew Island

?extra?

Sanders: ok here's another sign

!WANTED SCARLETT!

so how was that I change the challenge with a puzzle hunt instead of make shelter hehe now wait until I make another one