ok I'm going be giving the chapter actual names on this story
Chris: welcome total drama fans put on some clean undies because things are about to get wild yeahahah 16 spanking fresh contestants and a totally brand new location a cree island in western Canada as you might recall during our hero vs villains finale someone and I prefer to remain nameless accidentally destroyed our old island so this is where we landed no shucks no showers no hotels no hot tub the only things we managed to save were the outhouse confessional and the horrific butt smells that live inside it...it'll be the roughing is roughing it that's ever been rough on total drama so buckle up this is total drama pahkitew island
(intro)
*cuts to the blimp*
Ella: hmm hmmmhmmm
Sky: want some gum
Max: your offer of simple confectionary will not save you from the pure evil of me but yes thank *eats* *spits* cinnamon there is no need for you to be that spicy
Dave: that guy's a little weird
Leonard: experi anmace I know many spells to ward off evil
Tammy: yeah
Dave: oh good
Ella: and there's nothing that can't be sweeter with a song *sings*
BF: BEEP BAP BOP BAAP
Amy: ugh switch seats with me right now
Sammy: *sigh*
Amy:...AH GIANT
Jasmine: are you and I are gonna have a problem?
Amy: switch back now
Topher: Chris? yo Chris I don't get it Chris Chris has got to be here somewhere anyone seen Chris you seen Chris?
Sugar: *SHOVES* stop your fidgeting you scoffed my pagent shoes and I'll toss you out the window you'll be squished flat in two minutes
Scarlett: actually in the first 14 seconds he would fall 1800 feet but then he would reach terminal velocity and drop 176 feet per second so if we're flying at the recommended 32,000 feet he would hit the ground in three minutes and six seconds
Rodney: wow that girl has some real brains huh
Shawn: brains whose brains no one is getting my brain
Floyd: hey relax he meant that she is super smart ok there's no one that will steal your brain ok
*thunder*
Chef: hand on this might get unsteady
*rumbles*
Ella: *choir*
BF: BEEP
*Chris spwans in*
Chris: hello newbies ready for some fun
Ella: yes
Topher: YES
BF: YEAH!
Chris: huh a couple of keaners I'm sure a little pain and starvation will fix that let's get started this aircraft stinks and is equipped with two emergency exits here and at the end of the cabin at set exits you will find parachute bags only half of them contain actual parachutes the other half contains surprises that will be utterly useless while falling from the sky
Sky: well hopeful we don't need them
Chris: who knows the season is full of surprises like this
*BOOM*
*everyone screams*
*put on parachutes*
*jumps off*
Topher: this is great you've out done yourself Chris parachute?
Chris: oh no thank you I'm actually a hologram
Chef: WHAT why ain't I a hologram *touch* *gasp* ABANDON SHIP *jumps off*
*everyone scerams*
Jasmine: the Koala says cluck to the platypus fluck *good parachute*
Tammy: *chickens* oh no I need help from Leonard
Sammy: AAHHH
Amy: *good parachute* *gasp* oh I'll miss you sis not much but pfuh probably not at all *push* LATER!
Sammy: *good parachute* YES
Amy: oh fine you can live
Sky: *CATS* PURRFECT!
Sugar: *trophies* OH THANK YOU THANK YOU I'm not prepared to make a speech but I'm so proud to be *paper flys out* Crud
BF: *screams in demise* *good parachute*...AYE
Dave: *feathers* yep feathers I get it funny
Topher: *good parachute* I knew Chris wouldn't let me fall
Leonard: *tamborees* time to cast the spell hmm wings uh page 318
Chef: *foods* oh that's just wrong
Rodney: *good parachute* ALRIGHT
Ella: *teddy bear* *GASP* I'm glad you're safe little bear *catches tambore* hello there
Bird: hi
Ella: care for a song
Bird: yes
Ella: I'm falling on a sunny sunny day hit the ground I just made
Scarlett: *good parachute*
Shawn: *hot dogs* normally I love hot dogs right now not so much *catch by Jasmine* hey thanks
Leonard: *catch* hey my spell worked OH NO TAMMY
Tammy: SAVE ME
BF: *FALLS FASTER* *SCREAMS IN DEMISE*
Floyd: *gemmies* oh dang it why put your Gemmies in here
*everyone screams*
Chris: and here they come now
*splashes*
BF: BEEP BAP BOOP BOP BAP BUP
Tammy: I'm sorry
*lands*
Sammy: omg I did it
Amy: BREAK MY FALL *lands on Sammy* oh sorry
Sky: *splashes safely*
*others land*
Ella: hmm hmm hmm thank you my feathered friend
Chef: you could have at least given me one of the parachutes
Chris: should of could of oops didn't but you're right and I forgive you let's see *counts* huh only one missing not so bad
Max: if you do not release me tree you will be burnt to the GROUND *FALLS*
Chris: welcome to pahkitew island on the right who had actual parachutes Scarlett Topher Rodney Jasmine BF Max Amy and Samey
Sammy: uh it's Sammy
Chris: Amy says everyone calls you Samey
Sammy: well yes but
Chris: caused you're the second the lesser Amy if you will
Sammy: but my real name is-
Chris: you're officially Samey
(confessional) (this time it's normal brackets)
Sammy: this is so unfair I auditioned for total drama to get away from Amy
(ends)
Chris: your team will be uhhhhhhhhh
BF: BEEP BOP
Chris: ok well I guess you can pick your names for this season I don't know how to say the names actually he he
Topher: oh really our team name will be...the Luminous Lions
Chris: ok then thats your team name
BF: YEAH
Chris: ok those without chutes Shawn Leonard Tammy Ella Dave Floyd Sky and Sugar pick a name
Sky: Observation octopuses
Chris: anywho time to go the sleep for tomarrow moring
Amy: hopeful our cabin is in a nice view
Floyd: maybe our cabin could near the lake and has open skies
Chris: oh the thing is there are no cabins this season
Dave: what
Scarlett: where are we going to sleep
Chris: here are the maps to your locations
BF: *catches*
Floyd: *catches*
Chris: see you tomorrow morning!
*cut to the Lions*
Rodney: so what will our home be like
Topher: I don't know probably nothing
BF: BEEP BOP BIP BAP
Scarlett: yeah he's right there could be tents
Amy: I see a flag over there
Max: alright our base is gonna be more Evil this time around
BF: BEEP
Max: quiet pip squeak
Jasmine: all we have is a fire place and two tents
Sammy: so are we gonna be safe here
Amy: oh shut Samey we are fine here
BF: BEEP BOP BOP
Topher: close to night time we should go to bed now
*meanwhile*
Floyd: we are here
Leonard: Marvelous job Floyd
Tammy: wait where is Shawn?
Dave: wasn't he just here with us or something?
Ella: he'll be alright
Sky: so we sleep now? it's getting late
Sugar: I CALL LEFT SIDE
Floyd: uh you can't just keep one tent to yourself
Dave: ugh no time we just have to sleep in the other Tent
*morning*
Chris: hey everyone who was your first night? where is Shawn
Shawn: hey everyone
Dave: Shawn where were you
Shawn: I don't want to sleep with a bunch of people
BF: BEEP BOP BOP BAP
Chris: ok here is the first challenge your job is to find seven pieces that form your team logo they are scatter around the island one player has to stay here and put it together once they find all eight parts the first team to make their logo wins and I'll be seeing the losers at elimination now pick who will stay
Sugar: oh I'm tired of walking I will build it
Max: I will stay here and force my team to get the parts by theirselves MUAHAHAHA
(confessional)
BF: BEEP BOP BAP BUP (I don't like him)
(other)
Amy: kinda rude there I want you gone after Samey is gone
(ends)
Chris: ok let the challenge begin
Max: be gone and find the parts
*they run into the forest*
Jasmine and Rodney: here's the plan we-...we should split-...what do you think you're doing?
(confessional)
Rodney: on the farm it's just me my dad and five little brothers I'm kind of used to being in charge
(other)
Jasmine: it's always the big guys they're intimidated by me small guys too and most girls I intimidate people
(ends)
Jasmine: just listen to the plan we need to decide who goes with and make sure they get at least some parts got it
(confessional)
Rodney: we'll do it her way it's never wrong to let love be your guide
(ends)
Jasmine: and that's how we'll win...cool
Rodney: with a plan that flowers you you and sunsets aren't not true *lips*
BF: BEEP
*meanwhile*
Sky: got Leonard and Tammy will go that way Me and Dave will go that way and the rest to that way
Dave: yeah she's totally right good call I have some dirt on my hands no big deal let's do what she says
Sky: right...
*meanwhile*
Jasmine: ok so who pairs with who
BF: *move to Topher* BAP
Tohper: ok
Jasmine: ok I'm with Scarlett on this
Amy: ugh I'll guess I'm stuck with Samey and Rodney on this
Jasmine: go go
*Meanwhile*
Leonard: I found one
Tammy: but it's on a tree
Chris over megaphone: Oh I almost forgot to mention if you find a part you have to run back and give the piece to you other teammate that is waiting for you
Leonard: go find another piece Tammy I will get this one
Tammy: ok *runs off*
*meanwhile*
Topher: so why did you choose me to find pieces?
BF: BEP BEP BEP
Topher: oh I've been a fan of Chris's work on this show say is there anyone you like back home
BF: BEEP *picture of GF*
Topher: oh you have a girlfriend back home
BF: BEEP BAP BUP BUP
Topher: oh the cast is too full that she can't join us
BF: BOP *points*
Topher: ah great work and really clever of Chris to put next to a bunch of spiders
BF: *swings mic at it* *grabs* BEEP BOP BOP
Topher: ok nice one see you later
BF: *runs*
{montage}
*Rodney finds one in a tree he kicks it and it lands on his head*
*Sammy takes but Amy forces it out of her hands*
*Sky find one in a patch of grass in a bunch of thorn bushes*
*Dave is worried*
*Sky uses trees to get there*
*Ella flies up to grab the piece*
*Floyd finds one next to it*
*Tammy finds one that is next to a sleeping bear*
*She tries to use magic to make it go away*
{ends}
Shawn: ok there's one
*ruffles*
Shawn: what was that?
*ruffles*
Shawn: Z Z ZOMBIES
Topher: *pops out of bush* what's wrong with him?
*meanwhile*
BF: BEEP BEP BOAP BAP BEEP
Max: excellent work mortal
Amy: here's one or what ever
Max: you did amazing to
Sugar: there ya are
Sky: here have it
Ella: *floats down* here's one for youuuuuuu
Floyd: have it please
Amy: oh great they already found three...
Scarlett: here's one
Amy: oh how did you get he so fast?
*some panting*
BF: BEEP BOP?
Sammy: I found one next to a snake
Amy: *laughs*
*Scarlett looks at Amy*
Max: nevermind that where is everone else they should do what I say
Shawn: here
Max: not someone from the other team
*meanwhile*
Topher: ahh found one now to run back
*meanwhile*
Tammy: I got it *whistle*
Bear: *growls*
Tammy: *CALMING SPELL*
*nothing*
Tammy: AHHHHHHH
*meanwhile*
Jasmine: nice found one!
Rodney: good one *holds one* we should run back now
*meanwhile*
Topher: here
Dave: here
Chris: and it's down to Leonard and Tammy vs Jasmine and Rodney I hear some ruffles!
*Jasmine and Rodney shows up*
Max: you two should have more effort *pieces together* done
Chris: time up met me at the meeting area
*later*
Chris: so it's clear to say that Luminous Lions win the first challenge!
*they cheer*
*Sammy offers a high five*
Max: no evil does not high five
Chris: the winners will be rewarded with a takeout order from a sponsoring restaurant this week it's the petting zoo barbecue "the petting zoo barbecue someone else touched your dinner we guarantee it" *WINKS*
Sugar: shoot I always wanted a pony
Chris: team observation octopuses please go vote one member of your team is heading home tonight
*complains*
*campfire*
Chris: welcome to the pahkitew elimination area this is where we determine who stays to play another day and who gets a one-way ticket home
(confessional)
Dave: can I vote for three people?
(other)
Leonard: how did my spells not work
(other)
Tammy: if it was for that bear I'm probably gone!
(ends)
Chris: ok so here's how it works walk over there to that table and write the name of the person who you want to vote out so get voting
!voting!
Dave: is was a toss up you have to go *hold Tammy's name*
Leonard: not much to vote I don't know but yeah *holds Floyd's name*
Sugar: Ella you better be gone the pagent show isn't big enough for two nice girls *holds Ella name*
*the rest vote*
Chris: ok the votes are in I will be reading the votes and if you don't receive any vote you get a marshmallow
*everyone is shock*
Chris: first vote...Tammy
*Tammy gets worried*
Chris: Floyd
Floyd: huh
Chris: Ella
*Ella gets worried*
Chris: here are the marshmallows *tosses to the un voted* next vote...Tammy
Chris: Floyd
Chris: and the person that receive the rest of the votes is...Tammy you're out of here
Tammy: aw man If wasn't for that bear I wouldn't be gone Good luck Leonard
Chris: this island is named pahkitew which is the cree word for exploded so we thought that this season's mode of transportation home should be something with a bang
*later*
Chris: without further ado I give you the boom of a bashment the kablam of chagrin this season's humiliating way home the cannon of shame
*GASPS*
Tammy: *sigh* see you guys later
*BOOM*
Chris: you what's weird I already don't miss her haha well that's one down and 15 to go who's the next human cannonball there are just too many good choices tune in and find out yourself here on total drama Pahkitew Island
?extra?
Sanders: ok here's another sign
!WANTED SCARLETT!
so how was that I change the challenge with a puzzle hunt instead of make shelter hehe now wait until I make another one
