hello this is the next episode and it is still not a big change

Chris: last time on total drama pahkitew island it's an all-new season with an all-new island and all-new victims I mean competitors he he two incredible teams were created and by incredible I mean incredibly weird the first challenge was to find eight pieces and make there team logo and the Luminous Lions was a success when compared to the observation octopuses lose with two pieces remaining and thanks to Tammy's bear encounter she was the first boot and fired away in our cannon of shame debut so what first can we expect during our second challenge find out soon on total drama pahkitew island!

(intro)

Jasmine: *YAWNS* *jumps down from a tree onto the ground*

Amy: uh what are you doing?

Jasmine: I'm going to forage for some food

Amy: oh forage? is that dangerous? do you want some help?

Jasmine: four hands are better than two

Amy: SAMEY WAKE UP

Sammy: huh

Amy: go with Jasmine and get me some food! and don't be all lazy like you were when you were born!

(confessional)

Amy: after I was born Mommy and I had to wait for 17 minutes for Samey to come out UGH can you imagine? If I could have walked I would have left without her!

(ends)

Leonard: it was then our party encountered a vicious umber colossus luckily I had enough mana to banish it with a displacement spell

Sugar: MR wizard I never understand half a word you say that's how I know you're smart

Ella: a harrowing tale of dungeons and dice and besting a monster that just wasn't nice

Sugar: shut you solo dressy! I wasn't done talking to the wizard

Ella: hmm

(confessional)

Sugar: oh Sugar's on to to Ellas nice girl performance she better watch her step nobody but me is winning this hair pageant

(ends)

Dave: um maybe instead of making up stories and-

Leonard: you doubt my word it happened

Sky: what dave means is we should focus on finding a way to win

Dave: yeah we need to focus

Ella: la la la la

(confessional)

Dave: am I on the right show? or did I land on my head when I fell from the blimp? Is that it? I'm unconscious and this is all a nightmare

(other)

Sky: this is my team and if don't win some challenges I'll never make it to the finale

(ends)

Sky: guys with our uh diverse set of skills I think we can win these challenges but we have to work together as a team come on let's do this go team Octopuses

everyone but Dave and Shawn: go team Octopuses

Dave: okay fine go team Octopuses

*meanwhile*

Jasmine: you should stand up to your sister you're the underdog and underdogs have a lot of fight and honor in them tap into it

Sammy: mmm yeah I I guess

Jasmine: what's a chinese mulberry bush doing in this part of the world?

Sammy: hey Jasmine I found a tree with apples

Jasmine: nice one Samey

Sammy: please call me Sammy it's my real name

Jasmine: oh ok Sammy

Shawn: hey there

Sammy: uh hi

Shawn: can I have some apples it's for my team

Jasmine: ok...huh nice score you're quite the outdoorsman

Shawn: gotta know stuff if you want to survive a zombie apocalypse

Jasmine: right

(confessional)

Jasmine: not only the guy cute he's kind of hilarious zombies? haha

(ends)

Scarlett: yesterday was a good win right

Topher: yep

Rodney: totally

Max: it was all because of my evil rules that I order you to do!

Amy: ugh like stop talking about evil for once?

*BF stares at Scarlett*

Scarlett: uh is everything ok?

BF: YEAH

(confessional)

BF: BEEP BOP BOP BUP BAP BEEP BAOP (some thing is up with that girl)

(ends)

Chris: campers the only good thing about this morning is that it's gonna get worse for you hahaha there's a path heading into the forest follow it to today's hercular challenge

*cuts to Octopuses*

Sky: see this is team work way to go Shawn

Dave: I can't believe you found so much food so fast

Leonard: you make an excellent kitchen wizard

Shawn: uh thanks

*meanwhile*

Topher: glad you got berries Amy all the antioxidants give my skin that healthy camera-worthy glow

Sammy: I got the berries not Amy

Amy: oink oink spot the attention hog I was the one who like made you go

Max: I have created something so diabolical so evil so

Chris: clam up campers pick up the pace

Max: yes sir

*there*

Chris: Welcome victims to the oofstacle relay race of hilarious hurt

Topher: great name total props Chris

Chris: thank you Topher now each player takes on a different oofstacle starting with the greased log over a thorny bog that gets you to a greasy zip line over the ravine for the next player then a quick and painful journey through the crustacular tubtacular next up is the grease tires and then a pass off to the greasy wheelbarrow race then across the slippery glass steps one side will break and the other will be safe and the last lucky player climbs a rope up the greased wall or tries to and falls which is way funnier

Dave: that's a lot of grease it's very greasy like all of it greasy

Chris: yep now I was gonna have you pass a relay baton but couldn't find any

Topher: what are you gonna make us use instead *rubs hand* oh this is gonna be so good

Boars: *OINKS*

Chris: you'll be using greased wild boars not so much batons as big guns

Topher: hahahaha good one Chris

Chris: thank you Topher first team across the finish line with their boar wins

Scarlett: but there are only seven obstacles and we're a team of eight

Chris: two of you will have to double up on one section of the race now decide who's on what oofstacle cause the race is about to start

Rodney: Jasmine and me? sure do uh no wait I mean ah focus Rodney focus *sniff* two hearts strong can't nah I rode a-

Amy: *PUNCH* stop talking! Samey and me will partner up end of story

*uh*

(confessional)

Rodney: I've never felt this way before about anyone what Amy and I have is really have is really special breaking up with Jasmine is gonna be hard but it's the right thing to do

(other)

Sammy: Amy wants to be my partner...maybe this is some kind of turing point

(ends)

BF: BIEP

Amy: well it wouldn't be fair to stick one of you with Samey she's horrible at everything

Jasmine: Rodney goes first Topher second Amy and Sammy third Scarlett on tires Max on the wheelbarrow BF on the glass I'll the wall *clap clap* go go hope to it like kangaroos

Shawn: Sugar should take the last sections back on her farm she plays with greased pigs all the time

Sugar: normally I would agree that I'm the best but shake your heads guys we have a wizard on our team

Dave: can we leave fiction aside for a second Sky is practically an olympic gymnast she should take the lats se-

Sugar: two words WIZ ARD

Dave: ok Sky can take the first leg

Sugar: only if the wizard can't be in two places at once

Leonard: well not without the them you just have a byzantium worm

Ella: OOO does anyone have one of those

Chris: okay teams take your places

Sky: I start Leonard finishes everyone just pick a spot

Chris: ready set

Sky: *let's go* WOAH HEY GET BACK HERE

Pig of Lions: I stay

Rodney: for Amy *picks it up* *sorta slips on the logs*

*meanwhile*

Max: behold my triumph isn't it so diabolically terriblific

Scarlett: UMM WHAT IS IT

Max: it's a helmet of evil obviously this contraption will turn any animal into an evil companion watch come hither Bunny it's time to evil

Bunny: what

Max: oh look how diabolical it's becoming isn't it terrifying

Scarlett: GOOSEBUMPS MAX I HAVE GOOSEBUMPS

(confessional)

Max: I made it with parts of Chris's security cameras and underwear elastic but unfortunately it doesn't work yet

(ends)

*Rodney struggles*

Sky: WOAH WAIT UP PIGGY get up there

Shawn: FOCUS YOU CAN DO IT just imagine those thorns are a ravenous zombie horde

Sky: *PUSH*

*makes it*

Shawn: NICE way to survive the-WOAH

Rodney: good boy you're doing great WOAH WOAH *BISCUITS* OH MY BISCUITS!

Chris and Chef: *LAUGHS*

(confessional)

Rodney: I hope Amy didn't see that

(ends)

Topher: and that's why they call it the oofstacle course right Chris

Chris: nice one Topher!

Shawn: see little guy to survive this game you gotta use your head

Pig of octopus: *CRUNCH*

Shawn: AH NO I SAID HEAD NOT BRAINS AHHH AHHHH WOAHHHHHHHH *FALLS*

Topher: and it looks like gorgeous player Topher is learing from Shawn's mistakes *hooks up* YO CHRIS you must be loving it you must have been up all night planning this one because you kinda look like you were

Chris: do I look tired?

Chef: *whistles*

Sugar: COME ON PIG COME TO MAMA *CRASH*

Topher: and the awesome Topher completes his part of the challenge

Sugar: who is the little greasy piggy *picks up*

Topher: which pork will place first findout after the break here on total

Chris: ahem

Topher: I am so sorry I didn't what I was

*yep no commercial breaks*

Sugar: mama loves you yes she does baby boo

(confessional)

Sugar: granny always say it you gonna love the fight out of a pig before you take it out on the town

(ends)

Sugar: Mwah there that's better I'm gonna name you grease pig *gets in the tube*

Amy: yuck she's weird...just get it in the tube already I'm the beauty and the brains you're the doer of stuff that stinks

Sammy: *growls*

(confessional)

Sammy: ugh! I swear I'm nearing my breaking pointI might actually say something to her

(ends)

Amy: stop fooling around and hurry up

Pig of Lions: PECANS!

Twins: AHHHHHHHHHHH

Chris: I was worried about crualty to animals during this challenge but I'm fine with cruelty to Samey

Ella: come on Sugar!

*makes it*

Ella: HURRAY I'll tale it from here

Sugar: NO I'm keeping her or him her him It's my friend forever

Ella: um well maybe I can just piggy sit her for a tiddly bit? hey there little girl or fella if you came over here it be mighty swelllllll

Pig of Octopuses: hell yeah like able than this person!

Sugar: I LOVE YOU GREASE PIG

(confessional)

Sugar but I don't love that pig stealing sunny-faced Ella

(ends)

Ella: *sings*

Dave: GOOD WORK ELLA

*pig carries her*

Dave: uh a little faster

Pig of Lions: PECANS!

Amy: AHHHHHHH RRRGH I'm sweaty and disgusting I look like you (yeah no [REDACTED])

Sammy; oh I'm sorry but you're the one that scared the pig

Amy: *slap hand off* you beg my pardon whose fault is this

Sammy: mine

Amy: yes always

Scarlett: *smirks* this way pig

Chris: oooo looks like Scarlett's inner animal trainer has come out

(confessional)

Scarlett: pigs love pecans maybe they know pecans delay the progression of age-related motor neuron degeneration

(ends)

Chris: and with only three oofstacles left the lions are catching up to the octopuses wait what's that noise

Ella: *sings*

*ALARM*

Pig of octopuses: AHHHHHHHHHH

Ella: you scared him

Chris: there is no singing required in this season NONE

Ella: *gasp*

Max: time to evil bring me the pig I command it

Pig of lions: PECANS!

Max: hold this while I limber up *limbers*

Scarlett: *powers on and places it on the pig*

Chris: and the lions have taken the lead

Ella: that mean man gave MR truffle hunter a fright

Sugar: HIS NAME'S GREASE PIG

Ella: here with my best wishes

*DISGUSTING*

Dave: it looks pretty dirty but but

(confessional)

Dave: I'll be fine I mean no one said it was dirty germy grease right

Chris: I forgot that today's grease is brought to you from the grease trap of chef's restaurant

(ends)

*Daves wheelbarrows*

Pig of evil: HE HE HE HA *THROWS GREASE*

Dave: YUCK IT'S ON MY ARM! *faces*

Max: It works that's what you get when you're up against evil incarnate *greased* ewww seeze this instant I'm your diabolical master *trips*

Dave: AHHHHHHH

Floyd: OOF

Dave: SANITIZER I NEED IT AND SANDPAPER FOR SCRUBBING

Sky: hey hey deep breathes you're okay

Dave: *relaxes* *smiles*

(confessional)

Dave: wow usually I'd freak out way more but Sky has a surprisingly calimg effect on me

(other)

Sky: I think Dave has a bit of a crush on me but I'm not here to meet buys I'm here to win

(ends)

Max: EVIL STOPS FOR NOTHING

*everyone screams*

*trips*

BF: BEEP *throws mic that destroys the device*

Max: MY DEVICE it's ruined CURSE YOU BF

BF: BEEP BEEP

Floyd: ok it's gonna be this one *nope*

BF: BEEP BEEP *looks at it* BEEP *makes it*

Jasmine: great job

Floyd: made it Go for it Leonard!

Jasmine: alright come here you little rat bag

Pig of Lions: I'm terrified

Jasmine: woah calm down little guy take it easy nice and easy *kneels* EASY

Pig of Lions: okay pet me

*meanwhile*

Leonard: pigus levitate us this instant tus

Pig of octopuses: what

Leonard: piggy piggy float over the wall win this challenge for us and all

Dave: just take the pig and climb the wall Leonard

Sugar: give the wizard a chance

Leonard: my spells aren't working because someone here doesn't believe in me

Dave: me it's ME I DON'T BELIEVE IN YOU NOW PICK UP THE PIG

*Jasmines makes it*

Chris: this just in Wizard beaten by Amazon the Luminous Lions wins

*THEY CHEER*

Scarlett: come on Max we won

Chris: and tonight's winners meal is provided by Jimmy's beaks and feet our chickens want to walk the walk talk the talk then we put them in the fryer now that's evil

*later*

Sammy: Jasmine that pig thing was totally cool how'd you do that?

Jasmine: just a little trick I learned back home no biggie

BF: BEEP BOP BOOP

Chris: Observation octopuses please head to the elimination campfire area cannon needs num num

*later*

Chris: hey why so glum you tried your best and it was horrible now let's see who you all blame for your collective failure

!voting!

Dave: duh *holds Leonard's name*

Sky: It's pretty obvious *holds Leonard's name*

Sugar *holds Ella's name* definitely not the wizard

!ends!

Chris: ok first vote Leonard...second vote Ella *tosses marshmallows to the rest*

Chris: and the rest of the votes goes to...

Leonard: wobbly wee wobbly woo don't pick me

Chris: Leonard yeah pack your potions you're going flying

Leonard: ME?

Sugar: NOOOO

Leonard: MAGIC BOOTS AND ARMPITS SMELL BRING FORTH A TIME REVERSAL SPELL!

Chris: nothing so weird

Leonard: FIREBALL LIGHTNING BOLT ah nuts

Chris: check this out Chef I'm gonna show you a little magic trick of my own watch in amazemant as I make this contestant disappear

*BOOM*

Sugar: I LOVE YOU WIZARD

Chris: so far we lost both Larpers two key players in a game I'd never ever want to play who's next in the boom boom machine only time will tell on total drama Pahkitew Island

*extra*

*Sammy and Amy are sleeping*

Scarlett: *whispers to self* hmm this will come in handy