Author's Notes

Characters from Akame Ga Kill, GetBackers, and Saya no Uta are also in my Miitopia game and they appear in this chapter! Also, Ban Midou from GetBackers is genderbent! It's because I found a doujinshi where Ban is a beautiful lady, and that female Ban was just so amazingly gorgeous, I put her as my eldest Fab Fairy!


After the Elven Retreat's villagers and youngest Fab Fairy, Leone, lost their faces, the eldest Fab Fairy, Ban Midou, joined Murasaki's party, only temporarily. The middle Fab Fairy, Kanan, stayed behind to keep an eye on her blonde younger sister. The group had gotten into a fight with a glittery, purple and light blue slime with Saya's face on it. Sanzo was being a bit of a nuisance in this battle. First, he fired Murasaki out of his cannon at the slime and he randomly fired a bunch of shots that didn't hit the slime, but hit Tenpou!

"YOU'RE A FUCKING NUISANCE!" Murasaki screamed at the top of his lungs as the Saya slime hit him. The purple-haired male was trying to recover after Sanzo had the nerve to use him as a human cannonball, and Saya attacking him just added fuel to the fire. "Tenpou! Heal me!"

"I'm struggling to regain my focus…" the glasses-wearing male said in a puzzled tone. His lips had a cigarette in them and his violet eyes were hidden behind the lens of his spectacles. His body, which had sparkly slime coating parts of his white outfit, was wobbling left and right, making it look like he was about to lose his balance. "I was hit really hard in the head by Sanzo's careless firing."

"WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP ALREADY?!" screamed Sanzo, who also had a cigarette in his mouth. "That's just how I fight, you're next Tenpou!"

"Huh?!" as the brown-haired male said those words, Sanzo quickly shoved Tenpou into the cannon on his helmet. The god's violet orbs were big and wide like dinner plates, as he couldn't believe what was happening. He shook his head, which was now poking out of the hole of said weapon.

"SANZO WAI-!" before Tenpou could finish, Sanzo yelled "FIRE!" and fired the poor male at the slime. Tenpou crashed headfirst into Saya, whose green orbs widened in surprise. The slime giggled as her lips pressed against the cautious male's own lips, kissing him and leaving gooey residue like glittery glue on his skin. Tenpou now had more sparkly, lavender and light blue goop on his clothes, which was also in his hair. His glasses fell off and landed onto the ground as he bounced off the jiggly, pudding-like body of the monster.

"The hit was confirmed!" shouted Sanzo proudly with a scowl, doing a heroic pose.

Athena facepalmed. "This monk is an idiot!" was all she could think of about Sanzo.

"WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!" whined Murasaki. "First you fired me, then Tenpou, is Athena next?!"

"It doesn't matter, everybody here is cannon fodder!" Sanzo argued back. "If you keep talking shit about me then I'm going to fire you again!"

Murasaki gritted his teeth in anger as Tenpou blindly used his gloved hands to feel along the ground.

"I can't find my glasses…" the brown-haired male said desperately, his eyes clamped shut. "I can't see without my glasses!"

Saya swallowed up Tenpou's glasses. "Oops! All gone!" the prettily-colored slime said excitedly.

"BAN! HELP US!" demanded Murasaki. His eyes had turned completely red in anger, his teeth became sharp like a shark, his tongue turned into a squiggle, and he furiously pointed a finger at Ban. He had also turned into a chibi for this comedic moment. Ban turned into a chibi too and the entire background became yellow, erasing the other party members and Saya from the scene.

Ban was giggling to herself. She kept her weapon behind her back. She pressed a slender, creamy white finger to her lips.

"Am I in trouble? I think you four can handle this enemy yourself…" the female with dark brown hair said. Her gorgeous blue eyes soon became beady and she gave a thumbs up with her free hand. "You're doin' great!"

The Jagan user began to cackle hysterically, causing a waterfall of tears to start pouring out of her eyes. Murasaki's face turned red like a tomato in anger and loud, boiling steam shot out of his ears. "WE'RE DOIN' GREAT?!" the goggles-wearing male shrieked. He couldn't believe how much of a jerk the eldest Fab Fairy was!

Suddenly, the scene returned to normal and the slime was knocked out. Saya's face flew off the creature. She was initially surprised about her cute face flying off of the enemy, but she then closed her jade orbs happily with a smile.

"Thank you!" said Saya, moments before her face flew back to the retreat.

Murasaki, Sanzo, and Ban all had wide and shocked eyes, with stunned expressions on their faces to match. Athena approached the three with closed eyes, a disgusted look on her dark-skinned face, and her slender arms crossed over her bosom. Eyes of purple, amethyst, and sapphire stared at the fuming princess. Tenpou was still seated on the grassy surface of the ground, but he was now closer to the slime's unconscious body. One of his strong hands went inside the wet, ooey gooey body of the defeated enemy, and then, miraculously, he pulled out his glasses.

"Hey!" exclaimed the brunette happily. "I found my glasses!"

Shizu-Chan approached the seated male and sniffed him. He eventually nuzzled his head against Tenpou's muscular back and broad shoulders. Athena began to angrily stomp one of her feet angrily, and her body began to tremble furiously. A huge, massive ball of fire surrounded her as she continued her scary pattern of reckless stomping and fury-filled trembling.

"I was the one who defeated the enemy…" the purple-haired lady said quietly, but irritably. Her tone was as sharp as a knife, which put Murasaki, Sanzo, and Ban on edge. "Tenpou can't see without his glasses and, well, Shizu-Chan wasn't helping either, so I HAD to kill the enemy BY MYSELF. Without ANYBODY helping." Athena's gray eyes opened after she said those words filled with vicious wrath. Not a single shed of mercy was present in both orbs. She violently grabbed her long, dark purple locks of gorgeous hair and pulled at said hair like a pissed off gorilla. Her crown fell off of head as she gave the three a hideous, open mouthed, toothy scowl, like an evil witch. Her light-colored eyes had gone completely red.

"YOU THREE ARE IDIOTIC BUFFOONS!" the normally cool, calm, and collected princess shouted hysterically. The shout itself was more like a scream and Athena was acting like an extremely berserk caricature of herself.

Murasaki, Sanzo, and Ban shrunk in fear of the woman who seemed to be towering over them now. They had never seen Athena so pissed before. But then Sanzo began to bite back at Athena's bark, like an angry little flea.

"The damn horse didn't do anything to help you!" complained the blonde priest, who fiercely pointed a finger at the yellow horse with the golden mane and tail, who was giving Tenpou a back massage with his muzzle. "If you say, the three of us are "idiotic buffoons", like you say, why didn't you include the GODDAMN HORSE?!"

"Sanzo… You're going a little too far…" warned Murasaki nervously.

"Horses aren't stupid Sanzo!" Athena snapped. "If you weren't an idiot, then you'd be a horse instead!"

"OH YEAH?!" Ban yelled, and rudely interrupted the already heated argument. She pointed a thumb at her own chest. "I'm the leader of the Fab Fairies, as well as the ELDEST Fab Fairy! I've been fighting monsters WAY LONGER than you have bitch!"

"EXCUSE ME?!" Athena roared, obviously offended by the horrible insult Ban called her. "How DARE you call me that!"

Meanwhile… Tenpou had fallen asleep after the wonderful back massage that Shizu-Chan gave him. After seeing that his cautious buddy was asleep, the handsome horse approached the two men and two women arguing, and nuzzled all of them. They all closed their eyes happily with cat-like smiles, as well as rosy cheeks.

"I'm sorry." Murasaki, Sanzo, Ban, and Athena all said in perfect sync.

Their foul, sour moods were now gone, and said moods were replaced with a fuzzy, warm happiness. Horses make everything better!

Later that night…

Sanzo and Athena went to the café together, where Kenren was the bartender. Athena and Sanzo were a lot calmer now, thanks to Shizu-Chan breaking up the gigantic argument earlier in the day. Sanzo and Athena were seated at the bar together, perfectly quiet and relaxed. Kenren was busy rummaging through the cabinets, searching for ingredients.

"Crap!" shouted Sanzo. His eyes of violet became wide in realization as he nearly jumped out of his seat. This action startled both the purple-haired princess and the black-haired bartender, resulting in both of them gaining a big, stunned look in their eyes.

"I forgot my moola…" muttered Sanzo in an irritated tone as his gaze went towards his gray-eyed teammate.

Athena closed her eyes and put a hand to her chin as she began to think.

"Funny… So did I." the beauty gave a playful wink, causing Sanzo and Kenren to jump, again, with the eyes that seemed to give the message "are you serious?".

Kenren scowled and stared at the floor, shaking his head in anger.


Author's Notes

I wanted to have a little more plot in this fanfic. Miitopia is such a fun game, but just writing normal happenings from it is kind of plain and boring. I think if I kept writing just regular scenes from my game, people will probably lose interest in the fanfic, so I decided to try and spice the fanfic up by adding additional plot, situations, and moments to make the fanfic seem more alive.