Mae awoke in a man-cave on an uncharted planet. Looking around, she saw a portable lantern, a cooker, a hole in the ground with tubes that could only be the toilet, and some other equipment. There was also a small creature that would later become a giant space-cow. The very same space-cow Luke Skywalker would milk every day for his daily needs more than a century later.

Mae took a dagger from a duffle bag and put on some boots and went outside. She soon discovered she was on an island out in the middle of nowhere. Q'Anon's ship was located on another island not too far away, only a few minutes away by swimming. Q'Anon was, however, not concerned as Mae couldn't swim...for reason entirely not racial. Q'Anon casually walked about the beach not giving her any notice.


Not-Kashyyyk

Squidgamer went to his ship's communicator. "Master Squidgamer, report in," Soyboy from Coruscant requested.

"Everything is under control, situation normal," Squidgamer lied.

"What happened?" Soyboy asked confused.

"Slight weapon malfunction, but everything is perfectly alright now. We're fine, we're all fine here, now, thank you...how are you?" Squidgamer said awkwardly.

"We're sending a squad," Soyboy replied.

"Aw...negative, negative, we have a reactor leak, here, now, give us a few days to lock it down. Large leak, very dangerous," Squidgamer warned.

"Get some other member of the team to confirm," Soyboy ordered.

Squidgamer shut off the communicator and disconnected it. He then turned to Osha. "I never was good at conversation anyway. We're going to have company," he said grimly.

"I'm guessing we're in deep shit," Osha frowned.

"Take the wheel," Squidgamer ordered and walked out of the cockpit as he went to deactivate their transreceiver so they couldn't be tracked.


Unknown Planet

Q'Anon headed over to a hot spring. Knowing he was being watched, he disrobed anyway and went in. Mae kept her distance behind cover of rocks as she observed him. She slowly made her way over to Q'Anon's clothes and found his black long thick strong lightsaber.

"How does it feel?" Q'Anon asked knowingly. "Feels good, doesn't it? To hold one in your hand again?"

"What do you know about my sex life?" Mae asked offended.

"I was talking about my lightsaber," Q'Anon said defensively.

"I've never held one before," Mae said.

"As a Jedi padawan, surely you have," Q'Anon assumed. "Did they make you give it up when you left the Order?"

"Err...yeah, they sure did," Mae said playing along.

"Your stance is completely open. Lightsaber combat is not baseball," Q'Anon scolded.

"What the fuck is baseball?" Mae wondered.

"You, going to join me or not?" Q'Anon asked.

"I don't like the water," Mae admitted.

Q'Anon then got out of the water totally naked. "You're wondering if it's honorable to kill me like this. Heat of battle, it's justified, but a few hours, it's vengeance? Sup with that?"

"Cuz, the intent is different even if the act and consequences are the same," Mae said obviously.

"I can't read your mind, but you give off this angry black woman vibe," Q'Anon noted as he slowly put his clothes back on.

Mae eyed his dick for a split second and then back up. "Why are we here? Why didn't you kill me? Am I supposed to be your prisoner?"

"Prisoner? You're the one holding the weapon," Q'Anon pointed out.

"Let's not play coy. You could have killed me the entire time I was sleeping. You could kill me right now with the Force. So, I'll ask the same questions again," Mae said annoyed.

"Alright, I'm not going to kill you or make you my prisoner even though I could easily kick your ass in a split second. You, satisfied?" Q'Anon asked.

"Why didn't you kill Squidgamer?" Mae asked.

"He's my brother," Q'Anon shrugged.

"And why didn't you kill Mae? I thought she was a fuck-up who betrayed you?" Mae pressed.

"Interesting that you asked about Squidgamer first before your sister. He taught you the Jedi arts, but he's more to you than that, isn't he? A special relationship, isn't it? Master and slave? Father and daughter? Husband and wife?" Q'Anon asked.

"Maybe," Mae said unsure actually.

Q'Anon finally got his clothes back on and walked off unconcerned that Mae had his lightsaber.


Not-Kashyyyk

Osha piloted the ship to its orbiting hyperdrive engines in orbit like a boss. "All set," she said to Squidgamer as he returned.

"Good thing I have you and not Mae. Otherwise, neither of us would know how to dock and we would be stranded here," Squidgamer remarked.

"How could you mix us up?" Osha asked confused.

"You are twins, and all black girls look the same to me," Squidgamer allowed.

"But she has longer hair," Osha pointed out.

"Which she could easily slice off with a lightsaber in the battle," Squidgamer said.

"Her hair would smell burnt and look fucked up," Osha said.

"I don't have a good sense of smell or hairstyle sense," Squidgamer admitted.

"Okay, but Mae has the tattoo, and I don't," Osha said as she showed her forehead to him.

"What tattoo?" Squidgamer asked confused.

"The tattoo that meant everything to her. Whatever, fuck it," Osha threw her hands up.

"I know it's you, Osha, because I can read minds. I'm a Jedi Master," Squidgamer reminded her.

"So...what's the plan?" Osha asked.

"It's time to make things right," Squidgamer said vaguely.

"Face the High Council, receive justice for your many many crimes?" Osha mocked.

"No," Squidgamer shook his head.

There was a long awkward silence between them. The power then went out. "Well...shit," Osha sighed.

"You're the mechanic. Fix it," Squidgamer ordered.


Coruscant

Master Shrek held a hologram meeting with Senator Chewwant. "Senator J'onn J'onnz continues to gain support. My colleagues in the expansion region will vote in favor of an external review of the Order."

"J'onnz has never been a friend of the Jedi. He's Jediphobic," Master Shrek sighed.

"The review should not be cause for alarm. The Jedi are always transparent with the Senate," Senator Chewwant downplayed.

"Are we?" Master Shrek wondered.

"This is a case of an ambitious senator grasping for power," Senator Chewwant assured her.

"He's a novice. A real master would orchestrate an alien invasion of his own planet, point out the corruption of the sitting chancellor, and overthrow him with a sympathy vote," Master Shrek rolled her eyes. Soyboy then entered the room. "Apologies, Senator, I've had enough of your brown-nosing of the Order. Thank you for your update."

Master Shrek then turned the hologram off. "What is it, Soyboy?"

"We received a transmission from Master Squidgamer that everything is alright but there is a reactor leak they're working to nail down. It could take a few days," he reported.

"He's a lying piece of shit. Get him back on the comms," Master Shrek said urgently.

"Unfortunately, we've lost contact," Soyboy said flatly.

"Prepare a strike team for Not-Kashyyyk immediately. The whole team is dead," Master Shrek said knowingly.

"How do you know he's there?" Soyboy asked.

"Because I sent him there," Master Shrek said obviously.


Unknown Planet

Q'Anon and Mae continued to walk along the beach. "Before you were a drug dealer, you were a Jedi?" Mae assumed.

"I was long ago," Q'Anon said reflectively.

"Why did you bring me here?" Mae asked.

"Why do you think?" Q'Anon evaded.

"Leverage," Mae assumed.

"Everyone seems to want you. Almost...like you're a Mary Sue or something," Q'Anon mocked.

"If you keep me here, Squidgamer comes to you," Mae assumed.

"He has no idea where this place is, and he has other things to worry about. He's probably interrogating Mae right now. Being the total coward and traitor that she is, she's probably spilling her guts," Q'Anon said resentfully. "If you want to leave, I recommend you swim now before it gets dark, or you could wait until the tide goes out."

Mae considered the 5-minute swim and then back to Q'Anon. "I want to get to know you."


Not-Kashyyyk

Osha found her droid, Pip, and went to work on the ship. Sonic immediately started humping her leg. "What...the fuck...are you doing?" she demanded of the critter. She eventually managed to kick him off and he squired away. Osha worked on Pip and found him corrupted from being damaged during the fight. "I'm going to reset you, Pip."

Pip's lights went from white to red as she did. "Oh, shit. Now, you're evil," Osha realized her mistake. Still, even with Pip turning to evil, he was an efficient droid to diagnose ship issues. "What's the deal with the power?" Osha asked it.


Unknown Planet

Mae ignored the baby space-cows that would one day give Luke Skywalker delicious whole milk. She went into Q'Anon's man-cave. "So, how are you so strong in the Force if you're alone in this cave?" Mae asked. "Don't you have to exercise use of the Force regularly?"

"That's what the Jedi taught you, but I have a shortcut. Below the surface of consciousness are powerful emotions: fear, anger, hate, suffering," Q'Anon brought up.

"That's the darkside, right?" Mae questioned.

"No shit," Q'Anon said obviously. "The path to power is to think and act like a child. That's how your master and I got through the Squidgames together, children's games. I killed those Jedi just as I killed all the others who threatened my existence...by existing. In the Squidgames, there were 300 contestants but only one could win. It wasn't enough to survive. Everyone else had to die. The galaxy is one big squidgame with many Jedi contestants and I intend to kill them all so I may live."

"You killed Jedi that were queer: Ford, Wolverine...all of them, probably. That means you're fucked," Mae told him.

"I don't care," Q'Anon said dismissively. "The Jedi queer-bait the galaxy, make it cool, persecute those who disagree. It's all part of their New Galactic Order to make the whole galaxy queer, to destroy the nuclear family, to drop the population, and cause the extinction of every race in the galaxy. My master, Master Shrek, was the assistant to a devious member of the Jedi High Council. Dozens of padawans like yourself were coerced into sexual slavery or kicked out of the Order. She turned a blind eye to all of it. Always two there are, a Master and an Apprentice. When I refused to play ball, Master Shrek gave me this scar on my back."

"Not all Jedi are rapists and pedophiles," Mae doubted.

"Why do you love people that can only take you so far, who can't go as deep inside you as I can?" Q'Anon asked rhetorically.

"I'm not my sister, Mae. I want to be corrupted by you," Mae said hungrily.

"Is that why you decided to stay? Let's do it," Q'Anon agreed as they both disrobed. "That's right, turn it on," he instructed her. "Give me all that hate and anger, Osha. The Jedi saw that you were getting too old, so they threw you away."

"They didn't throw me away. It was because I'm a total failure," Mae said, still pretending to be Osha.

"I understand, Osha. I lost everything, my mother, my brother, all my fellow Squidgamers. But when you lose everything, you're finally free. You can be an asshole for no reason at all...and kill people," Q'Anon tempted.

"Sounds good," Mae said as she took him to bed.


Coruscant

Master Shrek came upon Soyboy in the halls. "Have you heard from Squidgamer?"

"No, but our team is ready in twenty. Will you be joining us, master?" Soyboy asked.

"I am," Master Shrek confirmed.

"But you get nauseous when you travel through Hyperspace," Soyboy reminded her.

"I don't get sick. I simply find it unsettling. Your attempt to humanize me has not gone unnoticed, Soyboy. I am a badass and a total bitch. Remember, that," Master Shrek told him off.

"Not-Kashyyyk is uncharted," Soyboy said anxiously.

"I need to handle this personally. Is that alright? Can I be in charge for a while?" Master Shrek scolded.


Not-Kashyyyk

Sonic had his own special agenda in the small shaft under the floors that only a critter of his size could fit through. "Osha?" Squidgamer called over.

"I ran a diagnostic. I had to restart the system" Osha reported.

"Why is an expert mechanic like yourself unable to get us underway?" Squidgamer asked suspiciously.

"We'll be ready in five minutes. Also, I think Sonic is trying to sabotage us. Permission to stun his ass?" Osha replied.

"I knew, of course, that the fake apothecary was my brother, but I didn't warn anyone. Does that make me an asshole?" Squidgamer wondered.

"I think, when it comes to matters of family, it can cloud your mind. You see goodness when it's not there," Osha said sympathetically.

"Your Pip droid, I noticed the way you take care of him, talk to him, love him...sexually even though he's just a machine," Squidgamer noticed.

"I've always been like that even when I was little," Osha said, impressed with herself.

"I know," Squidgamer acknowledged.

"I had to lose a lot of myself to become a Jedi. The part of me that wanted to love someone else unconditionally with all the attachments that came with it," Osha said.

"I'm sorry I couldn't be there for you," Squidgamer said sincerely.

"I was too young before but I'm not now. We're both outlaws now, fugitives from the Jedi Order. Can we drop the code and finally love each other?" Osha pleaded.

The power then went back on. There was a long awkward silence between them. "Osha, you're too old for me," Squidgamer shook his head.

"I can learn to be young again. Before, I never cared for your child games but now I do," Osha said sincerely.

"Then, we must leave before the Jedi discover our forbidden love," Squidgamer agreed.

Squidgamer and Osha exited to hyperspace just as Master Shrek and crew arrived.

On the surface, Master Shrek and Soyboy joined with Trinity and Thomen to find out what exactly happened.


Unknown Planet

Mae sat resentful as Q'Anon largely ignored her and continued working on his VR helmet and other gaming devices. "Why didn't you ever sleep with Mae?" Mae asked, still pretending to be Osha.

"I made a mistake with Mae. I thought she wanted more than just revenge. I thought she wanted what I want," Q'Anon said.

"And what do you want?" Mae asked curiously.

"To overthrow the system, to end all Squidgames and the causes for them," Q'Anon said. "To slay my master and his master."

"Wait, Mae was the fourth in this line?" Mae asked.

"The Rule of Two got ignored at some point," Q'Anon admitted. "Cortosis, handy against lightsabers and a sensory deprivation headpiece. Like we used as younglings. It's why I was flailing around like an idiot out there."

"Is there a reason why this metal was never used before or after?" Mae asked.

"No reason at all," Q'Anon frowned. "Try it on."

"I don't think I trust you. I also think I hate you," Mae refused.

"Don't be a pussy," Q'Anon scolded.

"I am hurt and offended by that," Mae said hurt and offended.

"Can't put on a scary helmet? You should learn to trust yourself," Q'Anon mocked.


Not-Kashyyyk

Master Shrek, Soyboy, Trinity, and Thomen surveyed the dead bodies all around. "Well...shit," Master Shrek realized.

"No sign of Osha or her twin," Soyboy reported. "They must have survived somehow. What happened here?"

"What do you see?" Master Shrek asked him.

"A powerful Force push, a battle in these woods, one against many, erratic movements, sole aim to leave no survivors," Soyboy determined.

Master Shrek ignored him, ignited her lightwhip, and slashed a giant but in half behind her. "That's a neat trick," Trinity said impressed.

"They were all killed by a lightsaber. What does that tell you?" Master Shrek asked Soyboy.

"Squidgamer did it," Soyboy blurted out.

"That is quite the accusation. Let's run with it," Master Shrek agreed.

"I got a pulse. Notbacca is alive," Thomen reported. "Maybe he knows what happened."

"We need to get back to the ship," Master Shrek said urgently.


Space

As soon as Mae put on the helmet, the twins switched places. Mae was now on a bed, handcuffed, in BDSM wear, and with a red ball in her mouth. Squidgamer was chilling on a coach still fully clothed. Upon noticing Mae's tattoo appear on her forehead, he knew what had happened. "I have no intention of harming you, Mae," Squidgamer assured her and then removed the ball from her mouth.

"What the fuck is going on?" Mae demanded.

"We need to find your master and Osha. But first, I'm going to give you a flashback," Squidgamer said to her.

"Oh, God, no," Mae protested.

"I convinced Osha that killing your mother was justified. Now, you're going to listen, so you'll feel the same way," Squidgamer said.

"Tall order, asshole," Mae doubted.

Squidgamer then put the red ball back in her mouth. "A long time ago...but in this galaxy...," he began.


Author's Notes: Typically, you have a "resting" episode after a big battle but very little of note actually happened in this episode to justify its full length. The ease upon which Osha is tempted by Darkhelmet to switch sides was too much, IMO, and it diminishes her relationship and affection with all of her friends that are dead because of Darkhelmet. And it's not misunderstanding or reasonable ideology behind it. Darkhelmet is just an asshole. Sol is really stretching out this miscommunication on the killing of the mom and the rest of the witches. Also, the fact that the twins got switched and Sol didn't notice is a big deal. So, I did a role reversal where Q'Anon didn't realize the switch and to expand on the nature of the twins and their powers.