Chapter 3: Anakin And Padme Become Ultra Aroused

"You seem a little on edge," Obi-Wan said to his young apprentice, "I haven't seen you this tense since we bombed Serbia during the Yugoslav Wars."

"You told me to join you in bombing Serbia and I rescued you from Yugoslav anti-air missiles, remember?" Anakin responded.

"You're sweating. Relax, take a deep breath," Qui-Gon told Anakin.

"I don't want to help America's military bomb civilians and then accuse other governments of being terrorist states, okay?" Anakin replied.

"Anakin, I understand your anger at American imperialism, but you must not direct your anger at Senator Amidala and justify Muslim terrorists killing innocent people," Qui-Gon told him.

"Okay," Anakin quietly said.

Suddenly the elevator all three Jedi are on stops and the elevator doors open to Senator Amidala's room. A familiar person was walking in front of the elevator doors

"Obi-Wan! Qui-Gon! Nice to see you two again!" Jar Jar happily said.

"It's good to see you too, Jar Jar," Obi-Wan replied.

"Wow! Is that you Anakin! You're all grown up!"

"Hi, Jar Jar," Anakin replied.

Padme and Captain Typho walk up to the Jedi guests.

"It's a great pleasure to meet you again, my lady," Qui-Gon said.

"It has been too long, Master Jinn and Master Kenobi," Amidala replied.

Padme then notices Anakin, "Annie? My goodness, you've grown," she happily said.

"Thank you, Senator," Anakin replied.

"I am very grateful you three are here. The situation is more dangerous than the Senator will admit," Captain Typho said.

"I don't need more security, I need answers. I want to know who is trying to kill me," Padme replied.

"We're here to protect you Senator, not start an investigation," Obi-Wan said.

"Wait a minute, I thought our intelligence pointed to ISIS as behind the attempted murder on Padme?" Anakin asked.

"That's correct, Count Gates is the main suspect behind the attack, but it's not our place to investigate," Qui-Gon answered.

Meanwhile, in a corner of Padme's room, Reagan-Nixon was hiding behind curtains and hearing everything. "Wait, why isn't Anakin wanting to be with Padme? I sense that Qui-Gon's training has successfully helped Anakin deal with his emotions," Reagan-Nixon thought, "Damn, now I'll have to use the Force again to get people to do what I want!"

Reagan-Nixon's hand reached out of the curtains and waved at everyone in the room.

"Oh my! Padme! I want to fuck your brains out with my dick! But the Jedi code won't let me!" Anakin yelled.

"Oh Annie! I want you to fuck me up too, but it's too bad that the Jedi code won't let us!" Padme dramatically yelled.

"No, Anakin! Don't give into lustful thoughts, they lead to the dark side!" Obi-Wan scolded him.

"Anakin, stop being aroused, you're embarrassing the three of us!" Qui-Gon said.

"No! I want to put my dick in Padme's pussy! I want her to give me a blowjob! I want to lick and eat her vagina out!" Anakin yelled back.

"That's right Annie! I want to sleep with you, suck your cock, and maybe put your penis in my butthole too!" Padme added on.

"It's a good thing Padme is only four years older than me, or else this would be very awkward!" Anakin said.

"Now you all will excuse me, I must sleep in a room with large, easily-breakable windows to protect myself from any more danger," Padme concluded.