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You are a genius! There isn't a way that this could fail, truly you Kane Gremory are a genius beyond your generation! You knew perfectly that your cute Knight couldn't read, but what if she experiences the scenes by herself, So-chan loved showmanship and has done this before so she would agree to do it, and finally, you are the token male character needed for anything to be done by making other look good... wait that doesn't sound right. Are they really that useless? You needed to confirm it by yourself it was time to research while making sure that your plans are going to make the two more important girls of your life get along.
Why are your arms feeling some pressure? You had to blink at the sensation, it wasn't painful just a little uncomfortable stretching. Your body could handle it pretty well and wasn't a danger to your safety so it was easy to ignore it while you were planning. But it was very curious about the sensation and decided to put more attention to your surroundings, the scene around you was something that made you awestruck.
Seconds were enough to hide your surprise at this moment but you almost had shouted in surprise because Jack and So-chan were doing a tug of war using your arms, So-chan cheating using her pillar trait as a water rope around a pillar of the manor to pull and the other there were multiple Jacks pulling together your other arm... It may be possible that your flames do enhance the durability of your body otherwise you would have felt this before it escalated.
"I have an idea!" And with that said you free yourself of the grip of both girls.
"No fair! Kakun I was winning!" So-chan apparently didn't know what truly happened.
"Nope." You rejected that and poked her cute little head.
That made her pout and dismiss her water tentacle.
"We won." The trio of Jack, Jackie, and Jacky began to nod proudly of their superiority.
"Nope." And was crushed by a single word to the point that two Jacks dissipated out of surprise.
"Nani?!" What have been your mothers teaching her?
"I won!" You declared proudly, then as the great winner of the tug of war you took your prize, both of them will do what you wanted. "Now it's time to get some manga, we need to check something and your magical girl mangas are what are needed for."
That makes your childhood friend perk up.
"Jack, we are going to have some good fun and teach you to read." You gave her a thumb up, who was the best at multi-task? Kane Gremory!
"That is boring!" And you were reminded that Jack tries to avoid books like a plague. "No, books mommies already made us read dic-motary!" Dictionary, and it seems that your mothers were serious in her education.
"Is playing, trust me on this." It was hard for you, but a boss needed to be firm in their decisions and this was important, your Knight needs to learn to read.
Otherwise, they will never play Yugioh together!
She watched at you with the arms crossed and the glare before deciding to give her tentative trust and you had to fight with all your Willpower the desire to head pat your cute Knight, who was looking at you with her big green eyes and... you were already giving her all the head pats.
"No fair!" So-chan put your other hand on her head.
Okay, first head pats then the manga, could do this but knew that sooner or later your hands will get tired and will lose the way to pacify your girls. But it was then that in a stroke of pure genius that you began to walk backward and guide both of them to Sera-nee's room where all the possible manga, anime, and novels about magical girls that have existed on the planned are being guarded. Now it was the time of the truth, the wards were probably the greatest ever made as the security of a Satan couldn't be underestimated and to open this door it needed all your bits of knowledge about magical girls, what would Sera-need use as a Key?
Then So-chan just touched the door.
[So-chan detected, all protections deactivated. Welcome back So-chan~!]
The doors of the room opened by themselves allowing them to enter, Jack let out a surprising long 'Ooooooooh.' and looked at everything with stars in her eyes, the room of Sera-nee was so big! Is that a chocolate fountain?! Was that a fortress of pillows?! Was that the new console and a mod to make all the characters magical girls?! This was just beyond any dream, even the posters on the walls were of the greatest quality and limited edition that only the greatest fans would ever get.
There was even a pink magical girl rod! Only that it looked a little like Kane jr but smaller otherwise it was, without doubt, a magical girl weapon.
"Your sister is awesome!" Seriously why Sirzechs could do things like that!?
"She is way better than your smelly brother." Smug So-chan mode. And she needs to wear that smugness with pride.
"No doubts." You gave her that, her elder sister was better than Sirzechs but Grayfia was better than Sera-nee.
And that the three entered into the domains of Sera-nee, the most respectable member of the leadership of Underworld.
The three members of your Familia, began to research what was needed to act the scenes of these shows, Sona with her encyclopedic knowledge of series searched for the best examples but soon after was met with despair as she noticed something of the series that she ended gathering. But then a fire of pure will came back in her eyes, making her research better and getting a more diverse amount of series of a boy and many girls apart of the normal magical girl ones. He checked one fast and only experience disgust at the lameness of these guys, truly don't they understand what to do.
He looked at his best minion to see if she was doing her part and felt happy that Jack was a very hard worker.
Multiple Jacks were watching multiple episodes of different animes, it was an important part of her education and the subtitles would help her to understand why was necessary to learn how to read, a few Jacks passed snacks between each other alongside drinks the drinks. Her job is telling him when she saw something that she would like to try to do outside the tv. It was a work that needed a lot of patience and memory, sasuga Jack-chan~!
What your friends were doing was hard work, while you as the boss had the easiest part of compiling the data obtained from all these different series. But the results hit you incredibly hard inside your very soul, did truly Sera-nee have such horrible taste in the series that she reads?
This didn't make any sense. Where is the will to grab your dreams?
Almost all these guys was an idiot, I can't believe this stupid scene.
Did he abandon a member of his Familia, just for excitement?
Your throughs repeated as reading these volumes of important knowledge the only thing that was clear is that you didn't want to grow and be like these characters. You will not be a failure like that, could really consider a victory when the others are suffering in silence? Choosing a bond and breaking another? That was pure human stupidity. Your gut feeling even feels disgusted by the idea, it was time to make it clear to your childhood friend, who apparently was stupid enough to believe this crap instead of true culture.
She should watch Yugioh, it was far more realistic.
So-chan was yours, just like Jack and if your childhood friend doesn't know that then Kane is going to fix that.
And so you committed the biggest sin of your entire life and began to modify the pages of the manga of another by crossing out the words and writing with the ink infused Sky Flames to make sure that it does dry itself before other pages affected, but it worked better at replacing the text with the corrections done. It was the Harmonization of ink and paper, the property of your flame, a power so great that maybe it could modify your cards so they have the same effects as the anime!
"Kakun! We are ready." So-chan called out for you and by the sound of it, Jack stopped watching anime so she also found something that she wanted to try.
Your evil plans will need to be executed at a later date, your deck supremacy is infinitely more likely now. So you checked your best minion and asked her about the magical girls.
"Too many words, too little stabbing, easy to distract too." That was Jack's opinion over the series that she watched. "Many bright colors, big explosions, little blood, and Magical Girls are resistant to most damage better go for the eyes." Jack found their weaknesses!? You will make sure of giving her more cookies, this discovery could be worth gold.
But you wouldn't tell anyone, that would be bad as you are friends of two different magical girls.
When the time came of choosing what comes first Jack and So-chan began to Sword-Magic-Fist, the simplest game of Underworld with Magic freezes Fist while Sword cuts Magic and Fist punches the swordsman in the face. A game as old as the city of Dis or was Liliths? You didn't pay much attention to geography lessons besides your territory that was already plenty big. But it turned out that both of them got a little bit enthusiastic as in just a second ago you saw Jack cut through a wave of cold water, truly your Familia can be a bit silly but they had you so it wasn't going to be worse than a bit of game.
Jack with her victory decided to play the first scene as a shonen battle!
Naturally, Jack had exceptional taste and choose a good scene of 'Magical Girl of the End' one of the best mangas that you had read about and why So-chan was basically screaming while you were laughing like a complete madman while the mist of Jack was following you around the manor
"This was a bad idea Kakun!" So-chan screamed as you moved her a little to the left to avoid a knife throw by Jack. "She is going to kill us!" She whispered with a bit of fear.
"Nah, she is just having her fun." You slowed down a little avoided the dagger throw, in front of you while So-chan paled as it ended deep on the wall.
Your gut feeling was almost cheating, it took almost all the danger and fear because you knew that Jack wasn't trying to hurt you and wasn't even using the lessons about throwing from your mothers, the throws were slowing and the timing was worse than at the beginning so Jack must be getting tired. It was fair, maintaining clones to make ambushes, continually expanding her mist, and throwing knives at any chance must be fatiguing for her.
So-chan was just worrying too much, a difference of those humans both of you were devils that had magic to defend themselves.
"So-chan can you make a water barrier?" He asked her and with a doubtful now the magical girl responded. "Do it now." You commanded her.
"H-hai!" So-chan was fast and cast her magic and just at the time she made the water barrier just as a trap was triggered and a barrage of knives began to clash against it.
Many knives were blocked like that, the barrier was pretty good the number of knives was going to be hard to avoid if you wanted to keep some energy to what you were planning to do, you played too much with Jack and had too few flames in your reserve. Mental Note: Find a nice name for your flames reserves.
You could see how So-chan was getting some confidence in herself
Jack makes a good impression of Razor M after he read the scene to her, but sadly this game needs to end. It has been too long and So-chan may get tired if she uses her magic too much and then will not do her own scenes.
"We need to escape Kakun! Maybe if we call my sister we can-!" So-chan really is exaggerating, doesn't she remember that she can do more magical stuff with water?
"Geez, if you are going to act like that and ignore your lines then better stop this scene." You interrupted her, was really that hard to follow? The two end surviving at the end of the chapter it wasn't like those others that appeared in a chapter to die on the next one.
"MaGicAl~" Even Jack was perfectly in character!
Jack apparently was very good at shapeshifting, it really looks like the zombies of Magical Girl of End began to get closer and surrounded them cutting any way of escape.
You will give her a 9.6/10 in the attempt of improving the scene, she was very good at improvisation you even feel a little chill at it.
"It's over, we are all going to..." By Satan, So-chan was too fatalist, but if she wasn't going to have fun and entertain herself you better end Jack's turn.
You looked around and just as your gut feeling told you, lunged towards the Jack's hidden inside the mist.
"Ah?" Jack reacted too late with surprise, silly Knight, you always know where she is!
Your Knight tried to move away, but sadly for her, after living alongside her for a few days you have learned her biggest weaknesses and knew that Jack was pretty ticklish! She wouldn't stop snuggling unless she was awake and tickles was the best way for it, once your fingers began to make her laugh the rest of the army of Jacks began to fall into the floor and dissipate with a laugh because of the lack of air, truly a weakness of Jack is the original Jack is the connection between her main bodies and the others.
"You could have done that anytime?" So-chan was completely and absolute deadpanning.
"So-chan we are devils, we weren't in any danger." You told her that multiple times while running away from Jack. "Jack is inoffensive." You scratched Jack's chin to prove your point.
The expression of So-chan was like those the animes where the MC was a complete moron but probably was because she is being stupid right now and the animes corrupted her into thinking too much like a human.
"Look at her she is adorable." Petting also works perfectly for your little Knight, it wasn't head pats so no fear of making her immune.
Jack was already melted into a potato form like a kitten.
"...Yes, adorable." Your gut feeling came back screaming to go away back to the manor before pausing and choosing that So-chan was better than going back home.
What was happening back at home?
For a while, you had Jack in your arms and relaxed a lot, because So-chan decided that she wanted a different manga to play the scenes.
Soon after you were dressed in a magical girl outfit and fighting against Jack's clones without magic, So-chan was trapped with a rope around her with a very very evil smile and a butler of the Sitri's house was recording everything. The skirt made feel your legs cold, no matter the sky flames so this may be the reason of why Jack didn't like them being just in your boxers was basically better than this. Without thinking you sidestepped, used the arm of a Jack, and used the imertie [Inertia] to throw her to another Jack but without enough strength to hurt her and then avoided a strike of a bat that another Jack had by sticking your feet forward.
"Nya~" Jack was sticking to the character of a magical girl's mook and was basically using numbers.
Even with her super-speed, it was getting easier to read her actions, she needs better coordination and So-chan needs to read different mangas as Magical Girl Ore seems like one of those things that Grayfia wouldn't want you to imitate.
Anyway, you had to do this until So-chan decided that it was enough and it finally came to your turn. You didn't really know the manga of the series that you choose but your gut feeling gave you the best name 'The Simping tales of a Man named Failure.' who betrayed his childhood friend and joined the evil side for some weird reason and two chapters later died like the failure that he was. And naturally was only chosen because the suit looked nice, as you basically vandalized the collection of Sera-nee and any other manga would work for it too. You were sometimes a scatterbrained child but even now you could figure things out by yourself.
The more your mind was separated from your body the easier was for your body to act and deflect Jack's attempts, it was happening slowly but your sharp feeling... your intuition was growing and finally cemented itself in your mind. And with that, a new world with a way to win appear, a hit in the back of Jack's clone a strike that should cause numbness instead of injuries.
For a second her eyes became foggy, it was the only confirmation that you need and so you moved before she could shrug it off out of her system, the second one collapse in the same way painless and fast, so you continued as the clones movements became more and more groggy until every single one of them dissipated leaving the Jack in front of you who just began to fall into you.
"Cheater." She accused in a very sleepy way.
"That I am, and I wouldn't ever hurt you, Jack." You reminded your Cloud as she closes her eyes.
Then you began to lower yourself into the flor and let Jack use your legs as a pillow, she has been doing most of the work in these games and deserves a rest. You think that this was called a Lap Pillow and looking at it, So-chan was incredibly jealous of Jack and it was absolutely adorable, it almost looked like she was going cry at any second.
You smirked at her and moved your hand to signal to come. And she did but forgotten that she was bound and fell into the floor, she then began to move like a caterpillar towards your lap... Many can say so many things about this magical girl but So-chan was incredibly determined. Naturally, this means that now you had two different girls on your lap and maybe you should tell them that they should get out of your lap, sadly they passed out together.
"So, can you bring hot cocoa? This skirt is freezing me." You asked the butler who was still with the camera recording everything.
"Sorry, Lady Sona orders are absolute and I have to keep recording until she tells to stop." The butler said but you feel that it was an excuse and the butler is just amused by something.
You didn't know why the butler would be amused or how you knew that the butler was amused but you will have revenge, that you promise because you think that your legs will get sleepy because So-chan and Jack's napping. So you waited and had to be patient because your intuition was telling you that awakening them would end bad for you, so you made a flame yo-yo and began to play with it, then some figures when the yo-yo's line snapped and burned grass.
By Exodia the Forbidden, this was boring should you figure a way to home after this, what about that intuition-sama...
[WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! EXTREME DANGER! ABORT! ABORT! AVOID ALL COST]
...It may be a very bad idea.
"Butler-san, do you know about magical girls?" So you should make a little conversation while you wait.
"Any servant that watches 1-2 seasons of Precure and does a test of Magical Girl's Knowledge gets a raises of 20% and is possible to upgrade by watching more shows and doing more test until reaching a 50% of increase with extra vacation days." Answered the Butler, it was basically a long manner of saying 'yes' and you could respect the motivation.
"So you know where Sera-nee got her weird wand?" You were kinda curious about that wand of hers, it didn't look like the normal ones that she carries around.
"What type of weird wand?" The butler asked for details.
"The one that is of this size." You made sure to separate your hands long enough for the adequate length and only stop when the butler nodded. "Was pink and posses some bottoms too." It was probably made of magical plastics as So-chan and Jack didn't manage to notice the weird wand.
"Young Lord, do you have the slightest idea how little narrows it down?" An eyebrow was raised and the smile of this servant was amused.
"Ah." It was a very good point, Sera-nee could have hundreds of magical tools around. But maybe you could use the appearance of the wand! "It looks like Kane jr too!" You added nodding to yourself, with that description there wasn't a way to miss it.
"Like Kaaaaaaaaaaa!" For some reason, the butler began to shout at the end and paled completely into looking like a white ghost.
"Butler-san where did she get that wand?" You narrowed your eyes, there wasn't doubts that you had an important secret in front of you.
"Sorry, I must go away because of something important!" He shouted as there was a newfound desire to go away. "I promise to bring you Hot Cocoa bye!" He lied and began to get away leaving you alone with Jack and So-chan.
That butler isn't going to come back, you didn't have to use your intuition to know it.
Are they going to awake anytime soon? [No.]
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This is going to be a very long wait.
When the girls awakened from their nap, they were on a better mod. Maybe that is why Jack liked to sleep alongside you so much? You were a very good full-body pillow! Naturally, this allowed So-chan to tell you where she asked her servants to hide your clothes, but now you had questions why So-chan and Sera-nee could use skirts for so long amounts of time, they were very cold and the air feels weird. Gasp! Maybe it is a secret technique passed on the Sitri Pillar for generations! They must have a secret to legs of iron with immunity to cold temperatures!
Or were Magical Girl's secrets.
It was beyond your knowledge, and so Kane Gremory's will enjoy life with pants and allow the magical girls and other women to suffer for using those things. You were also made sure of taking the camera that the butler dropped, by signaling Jack while So-chan was distracted. You may lack context about So-chan plans but pranks were your specialty and knew that So-chan has something planned for it, so you began your counterattack.
It was simple and effective, all you had to do was use the evil cosplay and say the lines. The ambient was important so it was why you got the last turn, night and the fake moon in the sky, some flames around floating and the embers moving through the air constantly by the wind illuminating the area around the three of them, Jack on your side using only the underclothes that she was wearing under the rags and So-chan on the opposite part of the arena. This was the perfect description of those final battle pre-scenes, in this one, the nameless villain betrays his childhood friend for power or something and leaves her alone after severing their bond.
That guy doesn't deserve the honor of Kane's remembering their name and vandalizing Manga was probably a good act for the first time in the history of devil kind.
"I will never truly leave, you are too important to me to ever leave alone." Your hand under her shin, her eyes widened as your eyes express amusement. "I will take you down myself because you belong to me and nobody else."
You moved closer, head in her shoulder, arms around her body, and as she froze the next step comes.
"Don't dare to lose, you are a Magical Girl but I will be the Final Boss that always causes troubles and mess around." You whispered into her ear. "Magical So-chan, I don't want you to see you lose to someone else..."
With those last words, you began to separate from So-chan who was looking all red with her eyes on swirls.
"Awawawawawa-!" Vapor began to come out of her head and after a tiny explosion of water turned steam, she stopped any movement.
And then she passed out. Truly imitating the motions and letting your intuition guide you in the rest is too much power that is easily abusable and you will abuse from now onwards for dominance over So-chan.
All recorded in the camera, completely erasing the video of you fighting an army of Jacks while using a magical girl outfit, Magical Girl Ore was a weird show and you missed many things there but also gave you a whole view of the mascot part of the job. And is basically an important lesson on the management of turf wars, truly you missed so much about the important activities and lessons that these shows could give to you.
Still less realist than Yugioh.
With everything done and your intuition screaming to you to don't return to the Gremory's manor for the sake of everything that you hold dear. You spend the night in So-chan's room alongside your best friend and your Knight. Lord and Lady Sitri were very accepting of the idea of you living with them a few days after you asked them if you could play inside the hidden dungeons, they were very willing to allow many things in exchange for your silence, sadly you didn't have the chance of asking them about the wand of Sera-nee because they began to avoid you.
Sadly you didn't see Sera-nee in your time in the manor of So-chan's family.
Maybe you will have better luck the next time.
Trait Advanced: Intuition Nascent Hyper Intuition: You have reached a new connection with your instincts, a mist has begun to be cleared and your perception has increased further. It's weak, it's barely there, and it's something that with enough time will become your greatest weapon.
Jack decided to go for Magical Girl of the End, Sona for Magical Girl Ore out of spite, and Kane in a mix of good roll and traits vandalized the plot of 'Your crush was evil all the time' of a random Magical Girl manga to pull a big brain moment. You lucky fucks, two pseudo battle rolls raised your intuition from 0.5 to level 1. Enjoy Hyper Intuition lv 1, Hyper Tsuna is lv 1.5 against Mukuro and Primo is lv 5 at his peak.
Your Birthday is coming soon. Your Parents are very happy for some reason and have prepared a special gift for you. A new friend! What will you do meanwhile?
