Life changes when one has a highly desirable trait, the dragon's for example are highly desirable species to mate with as they possess natural traits. That goes double for their hunters who can make them be as frail as any other beast. It wasn't a thing of just pure raw power and overpowering but conceptually denial of advantages, so beating a dragon doesn't make someone a Dragon Slayer. Even if you don't truly understand the 'hows' of it with your Intuition, and that is the point if anyone could become one then the dragons wouldn't be more than flying cats, so that achievement came with some issues namely your future fiance to be was undecided and you got offers.
Many offers for the position of mistress. Many letters were burned into a pile while unread because you were a child and too 'young' for it.
At this point, you learned that Beowulf would have a harem if he wanted but your teacher he decided to not have more descendants after Failure 16 and Failure 21, who basically killed all his desire to reproduce when he was a human and never returned the interest for children or marriage, apparently his descendants lacked the feeling of Chadness and couldn't generate Big D energy. They didn't want to bond with their ancestor and do incredible stuff so part of why he decided to join the peerage so he doesn't have problems with the one-night type of meetings.
Your intuition told you that there were things unsaid and that Beowulf still fucked up.
Back to you, there have been changes in your lifestyle with your moms have been acting weird since you became a Dragon Slayer.
Well, everyone else acted like weirdos with your spontaneous Slayerhood but mainly your moms.
Many of the lessons were changed and altered to the point that some of Nezuko and Jack were skipped for you, you know that they are keeping something important from you but they were your mothers and your Intuition makes clear that they only want the best for you, so you didn't research for more secrets probably did make quite clear that you weren't someone weak. But you couldn't repeat that feat that made you the top devil of your age, no matter how much you grew that day it doesn't change that it was for a simple reason.
You aren't as strong as in that fight, your flames don't burn as bright, your fist doesn't have the same desperate weight, and your will doesn't challenge the entire world to force it to accept the possibility of victory.
Because you lacked a purpose and weight to set ablaze your very soul. The Zenith of the Sky Flame couldn't be reached as you were now.
And that was alright, you found that it was a goal to aim. So much more to see and understand with the Harmony that your flames create.
So you put down your Bible and finally let out a present into the toilet.
Well, you had to admit that if you hadn't found manga then the Bible was going to end as your favorite fiction book. This Jebus truly seems like an amusing guy and almost managed to conquer the world but sadly got cocky, and ended doing a very bad end. Seriously, Jebus shouldn't have trusted Judas but well that is one of the things of fanfiction, always write flaws in characters to make them more relatable but well, what else can be expected from the first fake tale of the world.
Who would seriously believe the crap of the angels?
So you took a page from the book and began cleaning yourself, as you have to admit it. This paper is way softer than any other brand for your ass, and as much as it hurt you admit. The church ended with an excellent sense of humor and their toilet paper truly has been the best ever made, they really killed multiple birds with a stone when they made these new versions of the Bible. You really have to thank Momma Maeve and give her the best gift for Mothers' Day for letting you have these items, it was interesting to see the other side and have entertainment on multiple sides using the toiled.
You really wished that this was the true stuff instead of falsification, any self-respected devil should have wished once in their lives to do what you did at the time of the year where the Holyness is close to the peak. But well, at least you could fake doing sacrilegious things in the privacy of your very own home but before retiring you made sure to send a few flames to heat up the throne that you were using.
Another advantage of the Sky Flames was that there wasn't a cold toiled in the mornings of Winter.
This is the only place that was safe in the whole mansion from Jack.
You aren't going to lie and say that isn't the cowardly way, but it was better than having Kane jr up and damaging your clothes. For a long amount of time, you had to deal with the issue of Kane jr keeps doing rebellions against pants and it has taken so much of his willpower to just keep calm and learned many things that would help to keep
Don't look at Jack's ass, don't think about her ass, don't remember her preferred panties, don't think about her preferred clothes... Don't think about Jack in general. She was basically a natural magnet to Kane jr as it keeps pointing at her.
Similar things work with So-chan who has been finding new ways to get you to lose all composure, a touch there, a little smile that made him shudder... Then Kane jr begins to return, truly magical girls are powerful and Sera-nee's show deserves better ratings.
The less said about Zest the better, looking at her is a direct way to be capable of using Kane jr as a club, your candy lab was the best and worst choice of your life. But you can't really feel any regret about it, even if walking ended being the worst torture of your life and that the image was probably close to forbidden knowledge as your nasal hemorrhage was the only thing that took down Kane jr while your very own intuition keeps feeding fuel to the fire.
The closest moment of your death, not even Beowulf or Bova compared to the sheer level of danger to your life is to enter that lab.
...You were a moron and so you visited every time that your intuition told you that there was a chance of surviving the experience.
And then took a very cold shower, because you were a moron and needed to remember that such manner of thinking would end with Kane jr awaken and ready to screw with your life, enough was enough you had to deal with this torment enough times to have used ice in the water to free your mind and body from the influence of Kane jr who apparently had developed the power to influence your throughs and actions when involved girls.
This power of Kane jr has become so strong that you had missed some chapters of Yugioh for the sake of rewatching the same scene of Miracle Levi-tan until Jack interrupted your deep meditation trance. She has been noticing the change, you tried to tone it down as it was almost impossible to hide the change inside your pants through the process of watching panty shots, clothing damage, and the bounce of the body... anyone could get the idea where your mind was going. Especially after the relatively lower amount of head pats, less contact to avoid touching her butt and keep her from sitting too deep in your lack so Kane jr doesn't touch her butt.
It tried to do that a lot and as much as it hurt you to admit it, you almost feel in the temptation of it.
Enough was enough, you had to deal with this bullshit enough times to want to almost rip your father's hair, as you wouldn't dare to touch your own because of obvious reasons but violence was a relatively close answer to this insanity.
You needed answers and it was yesterday the deadline for it.
There were multiple options, you could ask your mothers, you could ask Beowulf or even another member of Sirzechs' peerage, could ask Acchan if he was free to answer your doubts, Sera-nee was another option but your intuition warned you against it, so your options are limited.
You could even ask your brother and father about this strange reaction of your body alongside ways to mitigate it...
Pfff, Nah. Sirzechs and dad wouldn't get a pickle out of a jar without help.
So, in the end, you choose the absolute best thing and choose to go towards the obvious choice when you need to find answers. And that person was Grayfia, the Queen of your brother and owner of Underworld. You really think that she would be of help on this issue, as your experience showed that family always going to help when things go weird and difficult.
And that was what you were doing to do just after the most important thing of the day.
You visited Nezuko and petted her hair, your Rook has been sleeping for so long, your intuition tells you that she was safe but safe didn't mean healthy or happy. Many times you had the feeling that she was screaming and wanted to run away but couldn't, trapped inside a hell. And you are going to fucking murder those Wendigos, it didn't matter how the Golden Asshole made the Sacred Gears, their prison will not keep them away from your wrath.
She wasn't going to awake this day, nor the next as your intuition grew strong enough to figure even more things than before. Once again, your intuition was telling you that she was exaggerating and was for her own good but you told your best weapon to eat shit and you would kill those assholes tenants when Nezuko wakes up.
You had to let out a frustrated sigh before going to search for Grayfia.
You failed on your quest for answers, wasting more than a few days.
Sometimes you hated how big the manor was, it made your search difficult, as well to avoid being seen. You wanted to this conversation be in complete privacy and well, you aren't going to get it as you figured out that Sirzechs is going to be with her, they disappear for hours since Grayfia got fat, recently you couldn't see them for whole days and were out of the manor too! It was frustrating! There was a limit to how much you could last without answers and going to Beowulf was becoming tempting too but you knew that he was busy going around the world fighting stuff to maintain his gains.
But finally, luck was at your side, you could feel that Grayfia was at the manor now and were going to get your answer now!
...You really expected to find Grayfia and your brother like this, or that Grayfia was riding him like a possessed woman, shouting and moaning, her heavy breast filled with milk was in the mouth of Sirzechs and he was drinking as much as he could while milking her for everything that could give and more, both of them moving their hips in complete synchrony with each other. The Sirzechs jr was like yours but was being inserted repeatedly inside her by an open... how he would describe that part? More importantly.
Was a hole all this time? You didn't know that and feel like you have been missing lots of stuff. Many questions came with this discovery, especially that moment when Sirzechs took that magic wand and inserted it inside the hole of Grayfia and then began to thrust Sirzech jr inside her ass. Strangely enough, your intuition told you that Grayfia was enjoying this way more than before as she began to scream louder and louder as Sirzechs spank her.
Would Jack's be capable of making Kane jr fit inside? Would So-chan scream like that while spanking her? Would Zest handle multiple insertions? Your mind was opened to so many possibilities.
Throughs that made Kane jr stronger than any point of your life and part of yourself get interested in trying to do that, then saw Grayfia again and Kane jr's energy was snuffed out, yup this was completely uninteresting. Grayfia and Sirzechs were giving you some ideas that made your mini-me happy but you lacked context to understand the situation even with your intuition giving you additional information over this.
Grayfia and Sirzechs kinda ruined it, this probably would be enjoyable for others to watch but to you, it was basically one of those documentaries about an activity that could be 'fun' to do but isn't very interesting to see it.
Your intuition was also telling you that Sirzechs could do it better and that Grayfia could take more.
It didn't change the fact that you got bored of seeing this and both of them haven't really realized that you were inside the room too.
So you decided to go back to the kitchen and get hot cocoa and hope that when you returned they would finally realize that you were in the room. Sadly, things turned different from what you were planning as Beowulf caught you and decided to explain your homework for Holydays. The Hunt of Santa, you narrowed your eyes towards that name. The fat bastard always let a piece of coal in your gift, and always stole the cookies that you were saving, your greatest enemy who always invaded your territory just to laugh at your measures to catch him and make him pay for his actions.
"Go for eleven hours Grafia!" This time you saw Grayfia in four and Sirzechs doing his best to make your ears hurt with the sound of flesh hitting flesh.
...They still continued, seriously don't they have other things to do besides this? So you finally stopped from giving a single gram of respect and just walked to the bed. You positioned yourself just at the distance that breast milk wouldn't stain your clothes and waited until one of them open their eyes. You heard weird words, some things that you managed to ignore with lots of practice through many torturous years of training the skill of ignoring most of the things that Sirzechs said, a skill that you put on use many times when you were getting lectured for... let's say that it was far easy to list things that you weren't lectured about.
But even your skill was beaten by a shout of Sirzechs asking who has the best dick of the devilkin just as Grayfia's eyes opened up and whatever was before is replaced with something that made you feel like you had avenged so many fallen men.
Pure and absolute horror at being caught.
"Kane!" Grayfia shouted with complete horror.
"...Grayfia... why did you shout..." Sirzechs was confused and then looked beyond his wife entering direct eye contact with you. "Shiiiiit." You aren't going to lie, it was a surprise to hear that word out of your elder brother.
"..." You didn't say anything and just keep looking at both of them.
"..." Grayfia was for the first time of your life wordless.
"How much have you watched?" Sirzechs ended having the balls to ask.
"I came here a pair of hours ago to ask for some questions, then I decided to go for something to drink because you were busy and returned about half an hour." You think that was how much time you were observing and learning. "Anyway this is kinda weird for me to ask about."
Both of your elder sibling figures had an aura of desperation but well you didn't care about giving mercy after getting into a goose chase for a few days.
"Is Grayfia going to poop a baby?" You narrowed your eyes at this question, now that you noticed that the swollen stomach wasn't normal.
"Poop?" Both asked at the same time, it was almost disappointing how fast the horror was turned into confusion.
"You know, like a mom who was eating a few babies and then acted like she has been eating too much Mexican food?" You didn't have other ways to describe it, the sound was just too familiar. "Only like you know, eating babies and no going to the bathroom to make a baby like Rias?" But it was easy to think of your little sister as a sentient piece of poop with how much poop she does on a normal day.
"This... Kane-kun that was the only thing that you want to ask?" Sirzechs used 'kun' which means that he has hopes that you have to kill, otherwise you would fail at your job as a younger brother.
You smiled, Sirzechs smiled back.
Grayfia became white.
"Oh, thanks for reminding me I wanted to ask why Kane jr gets bigger." Your question was met with silence and latent horror that you really wanted "But I'm kinda curious if female devils eat babies and if Rias is in danger." You after all an elder brother and your Mokuba can't die before she gets kidnaped for the first time.
At least the horror was back in place.
Sirzechs Lucifer.
By Satan, Sirzechs wasn't going to lie. He is utterly unprepared for anything like this, why Kane is here?! Shouldn't his little brother ask the harem of their parents? Kan was basically raised by 42 moms! But no, his own luck was fucking terrible, and not only did his brother find them having sex but also apparently watched a lot to the point that he got aroused, how didn't they notice that Kane was in front of them!?
But luckily enough he thinks, that Kane will just go away if he keeps his silence.
"Well, why Kane jr get big like yours Sirzechs'?" Kane asked, eyes narrowed and completely merciless.
Satan dammit! He knew that this was the cowardly way but he send his wife a look.
Try and I will teleport away. It was what the eyes of Grayfia were telling him.
"You know I really hoped that it wouldn't come to this." This wasn't a problem that Sirzechs Lucifer could fix, but maybe Sirzechs the Elder Brother could. "Perhaps I should have known that you would ask about this someday, it's natural as I am the one that you trust and respect the most." It was natural that Kane asked for you, younger siblings look for their older sibling when they needed help.
"I wasn't going to ask you, I wanted to ask Grayfia because she is smarter than you." Kane interrupted and Sirzechs wanted to just cough blood at the arrow piercing his heart. "But any answer is good." 'But I trust you big bro to help me too.' Mental Kane translation helped him to recover mental strength to give the Talk.
Having a Tsundere little brother was something difficult to handle. One has to see beyond his answers to understand how much he cares.
"Skip that part, I am not stupid." Kane's interruption was made out of impatience. "I am perfectly capable of understanding and seeing clues in place, girls and women are doing this and I want to know why." Tsundere scoffing about Kane denied important information.
"B-But this is important." Sirzechs, had a broken voice a second. There was so much "You will start to think on girls and hair is going to grow where you don't expect it!"
"Beowulf already told me that I will grow up and throw away smolness to be a big and strong man with chest hair instead of a noodle." Kane interrupted, apparently also was knowledgeable of the things. "He says that the Blood of my enemies will help to make my hair be softer and gain a luster too."
Kane was making it harder than it should be, shouldn't kids be all innocent and be blushing? Instead, it looks like his brother was interrogating answers with sass and Grayfia wasn't helping.
If you think that is easy try to explain your own. Sirzechs tried to tell telepathically to Grayfia.
Euclid. Grayfia won with a single word.
Only a single time I want to win! Sirzechs nearly cried at his wife.
"Okay, okay, I know." Sirzechs isn't going to win, so he tried to continue the Talk of his brother. "And watching us made your body get weirder because..." At this point, Sirzechs stopped because he didn't know how to explain that the first thing that made Kane aroused was his sister-in-law.
He was interrupted with a snort and roll of eyes from Kane who had an expression of you are an idiot.
"Please, I have been having this issue way before seeing both of you." Kane interrupted them and rolled his eyes, apparently feeling insulted. "You both are important and everything but not every problem of my life is related to something that you did." 'Big bro I have my own life, please be serious I am really distressed by my hormones going rampant!' Mental Kane translation helped to put the issue of Kane in perspective.
Grayfia, Satan bless her, coughed a little and ignored her clothing status.
"So what brought this, change?" Sirzechs was at the end of his wits. Was Jack? Little Sona? One of his classmates?
Kane was too popular with girls of his age, it could be anyone!
"There was this senpai in Babyls." For the first time in a while, Kane was blushing his balance was lost. "I saw her on the roof and meet her through... some circumstances that left me with my head in a mess, barely capable of thinking and action without any single." Sirzechs could recognize the look in Kane's eyes, he had the same look when he saw Grayfia's fetish for the first time.
Thank you Satan, it wasn't them who caused Kane's early puberty.
"And since then, Kane jr has been rebelling completely against my will." Kane was losing his composture getting redder and redder, as he was remembering something. "Giving me ideas, and plans to put her in a swimsuit or other situations but in a manner where I can keep looking at her but not being discovered that my goal is to look at her."
Part of Sirzechs was really scared of the pandemonium that will be unleashed when the Knight and Rook of Kane discover that their feelings aren't reciprocated, the chaos released could be... he just doesn't want to imagine an ever-growing army and ever-evolving beast could cause after that!
"Then Jack and So-chan keep making me lose control, hiding the reaction that they all are causing me is hard because..." At this Sirzechs eyes widened, he really didn't expect something like this... aren't young girls supposed to be innocent instead of romantically aggressive? But it calmed almost all his worries.
Crisis averted, Sirzechs truly loves his little brother but he isn't blind to the fact that Kane really aims for dangerous girls. Jacky was far more murderous than most of the reincarnated devils and if it wasn't for how much she adores Kane, Sirzechs would think that it would be a matter of time before she turned into a stray.
"You are feeling how it drives you to the insanity and you try to just..." Sirzechs began to say, expressing what he feels when he sees his wife.
"Want to see them again." Kane completed, his younger brother was smitten like he once was.
Hope began to be born inside the chest of the Crimson Satan, he knew that Souji's name was a bad choice but now he realizes that McGregor had given his brother a fitting name, even now little Kane is beginning to channel the Big Dick energy! He hated to do this, but maybe he has to get McGregor out of the doghouse when Kane is basically making honor to his name.
But just to check that it wasn't NTR man part of Kane's talking.
"So nothing of this?" He wanted to confirm that it wasn't his wife that made Kane get aroused.
"What I am supposed to see? I already saw Grayfia's naked and isn't nothing new." Kane looked at him like he was a complete idiot and easily turned. "Okay, Sirzechs tried can you explain to me why? His and my jr do get hard?" The young devil was more annoyed than anything else when looking at Grayfia.
This puzzle the Crimson Satan, normally just looking a Grayfia made him capable of fighting seven rounds and still be hard for more, until an idea passed through his mind a what-if about his brother taste in women was completely different to his? Oh, it would hurt the little Jacky that Kane's type wasn't albino women but he remembered that their father had a broader taste.
He summoned Kane a photo of Serafall's Halloween outfit.
The effect was immediate, eyes widening, an explosive blush, and collapsed into his knees to cower the very strong reaction of Kane jr to his Sera-nee. A common reaction of any male devil that has seen this photo if they weren't too deep on their sin like his best friend Ajuka or Baldy... He has to blame Kane for influencing him to always call Falbium like that inside his mind. He should be the bad influence!
"Damn you Sirzechs." Kane cursed while holding his penis in pain.
His younger brother was absolutely incapable of seeing Grayfia as a woman while lusting for other women. The opposite of Euclid Lucifuge, who was obsessed with his wife. Truly he was blessed with having a cute little brother who doesn't have any intention to cuck him, it was a very troublesome issue that he had to deal with many pillars with family members trying to cuck each other. It really took weight out of his back the complete lack of interest didn't mean that he was very selective, he wanted to be an uncle too.
"Why does this keep happening!?" Kane shouted from his position, an experience that Kane's shared with any devil that wasn't happily married that particular Halloween.
Sirzechs finally lowered his guard and made mental notes to not leave alone his brother and Serafall in the same room, who knows what that woman would do towards a shota like Kane?
"So when you get older there are urges and dreams related to them..." And so began the most important and awkward explanation of his whole life, including so many of his attempts courting Grayfia in the middle of the civil war. There was so much that Kane asked when detailed and some ignored when his brother said that he got it.
It really took a lot of him, he doubts that he will have sex after this, but finally, they were at the end of it.
"And so you will find someone who you will love with all your heart." Sirzechs said those words looking at his wife... his apparently missing wife who apparently abandoned him to his own luck.
"Nah, that isn't likely going to happen." Kane denied immediately moving his hand in a so-so manner.
What the hell?
"Because I am by far more greedy than you Sirzechs." Kane explained with a cocky smile pointing at him. "And I will have more than a single Grayfia!"
"What do you mean by that?" Sirzechs managed to keep a poker face, NTR alarms activated.
"She is the best that happened to your entire life Sirzechs and who makes you the happiest devil." Kane nodded at his insight. "I want that, and that is why I wanted to ask Grayfia. She is the most trustworthy person for making that happen." And Sirzechs can't refute the arguments of his brother, why he has to make so much sense?
Seriously when Kane ended becoming so perceptive?
"I am greedy devil that desires so much more than just inherent the Pillar or become a copy of the Crimson Lucifer." Kane nodded his head. "I will be Boss Kane Super Demonic Turbo Crimson Lucifer." Kane with an expression serious.
"Can I call you Boss Kane for short?" Sirzechs asked with the same seriousness
"Your Boss Kane's accepts." Kane nodded his mouth turning upwards.
Both of them began to laugh just after, it was always fun to bond with his younger brother.
"Thank you for the help." Kane was always genuine at it, no matter how small or awkward it was their talk.
He made sure to head pat his brother, a habit that Kane hated but always accepted the shows of affection like grumpy cat.
"You could do it better." Grumbled Kane, his hand on fire trying to comb his own hair.
"About what?" Obviously, that was the worst thing to ask.
It was when Kane opened his mouth that his mind stopped working and when the reboot of his brain was completed and saw himself taking notes. It was when he decided that the universe pranked him...When his life turned to the point that his younger brother, his less than a decade old brother, was capable of giving genuinely good advice to improve a couple's sex life? Then again, it was probably humans making him think that this was weird, he never had a sibling before and there weren't doubts that Kane does take after their father.
It was until hours later when he go back to his own office to do paperwork that Sirzechs remembered that he didn't have any clothes and flashed everyone that he was meeting this day.
Kane Gremory
Sirzechs was way more helpful than you through, but your own advice backfired as you haven't seen a hair of him after work. Your Intuition told you that his intimacy with Grayfia grew and he is following your instructions and is trapped without any manner of escape. But on the other hand, he gave you the information that you needed, combined with your own intuition it finally put everything in context and allowed you to finally connect all the points to form the image of the complex relationship that you have formed. Just like you knew that you wouldn't ever see Grayfia or your moms like thatit also showed you who you already saw in a romantic manner.
Your lack of activity wasn't denseness but lack of knowledge as you finally understood concepts like romantic love and sexual desire were turned into little pieces while your Intuition assigned them to many different incomplete puzzles.
It helped a lot in understanding the rivalry of Jack and So-chan. First love was for your lessers, you ended having a first love triangle that you were turning into a threesome by pure gut feeling and sheer dumb luck.
Gremory's Luck was Overpowered, that is the only true law of reality that you aren't planning to break someday.
With your new view of the world, you came to realize that a perfect world would be So-chan and Jack getting along and you sleeping on a sandwich with them at each side. But the world wasn't perfect and because of it, you met Nezuko and you feel like she was part of your world, it wasn't like you love So-chan or Jack less for it. In fact, you think that it was just you taking after dad as you basically saw no problem with marrying more than a girl being incredibly appealing.
Before you were kind of just doing things without thinking about the effects, now you are going to be serious in getting revenge against your greatest enemy.
But that was for the next year, this day of Christmas all your preparations were done, during all this month you have been playing thousands of rounds of 4D chess with an imaginary replica of my opponent, calculating, predicting, anticipating. All for the sake of finally claiming what was yours by right, a Duel Disk from the hands of the Fatass of Red.
All the members of your Famiglia... and Bova, who somehow joined into your plans, were reunited in your room, and just in this place hidden with a poster of the Blue-Eyes Dragon was the result of a whole season of work and research. A work that has been refined year after year for the sake of getting back at that guy that only brought you carbon year after year since the moment that you learned to walk.
With Jack helping you to obtain almost infinity manpower, we have managed to get a breakthrough needed to finally put an end to this grudge between him and you. Weirdly enough her hair was wet, alongside other parts of her clothes so she and So-chan fought before this reunion and you will have to search around Babyls in case that So-chan is bondaged and trapped on one of the janitor closets guarded by a group of Jacks.
Or maybe So-chan won and was celebrating smugly, it happens when So-chan cheats hard enough to make it matter. It was nice to see your So-chan adopt some of your tactics in her arsenal
"Kacchin do you think that this is going to work?" Clara somehow managed to enter into your inner circle. It probably was that suit of hers, it made her look too important in his organization and made his clients believe that she was one of the leaders of it.
So you simply add her to your inner circle for the Lulks.
"Your research was good." Bova commented, apparently the fledging of his tribe have been searching for the fatass for years. He is the dumb muscle and tracker in the case of Plan B.
"As expected from Master, but how we would be capable of finding Santa?" Your secretary Riser was going through the logistic of gifts that have been missed.
You activated a teleport sigil that you procured from McGregor and send everyone in the room into the hideout prepared for this occasion, a hideout that you and Jack took from that gangs that were arrested the day that never happened on Dis. A place that was filled by some of the slaves... workers that added furniture to this little piece of land. But the hideout wasn't the reason of why he brought everyone here.
So you made a ball of fire and illuminate the world showing them the reason why you called them all, in this room was just a single being beside them. A short little thing dressed completely on green tights that nobody with any gram of self-respect species would burn, long ears that you checked not being fake ones, and incredibly annoying.
"Is that a freaking elf?" Bova apparently knew his stuff. "Master we can't keep one kidnaped out of a mall!" Riser panicked, he should chill. "We are going to get so many gifts!" Thanks for the vote of confidence Clara.
"I got them when they were making rounds around Babyls." You lied as easy as breathing, you just were lucky.
It was there, the elf of Santa who you caught this one while they were in the middle of their infiltrations to scout ahead the enemy territory to find the best way of giving charcoal to the kids, by one combination of you being capable of detecting that there was an invisible person around and the mixture of sleep powder that you put on the cookies that you left to see if the Fatass would fall with it. This elf wasn't particularly brilliant because they ended eating them alongside the drugged milk of diarrhea, the latest didn't affect them so must have some secret power in their stomach to consume things like this.
And also you learned that moving around an invisible body is harder than it looks, you are sure that you hit their head with a few things before the incarceration of your prisoner.
"Tell me what you know." You told the elf. "Or else you will spend your time here until a hostage exchange with your leader."
"I will tell you nothing." The tiny elf spit at the floor, truly Santa has mindfucked them too much, even your torture of all the veggies, educational programs and give them all the spoilers of the best shows of Underworld have done nothing to break their will.
But you knew how to deal with them, you made a better plan since you captured them and collected your deserved payback.
"See this battery." It was a good one and very economic, so you put it on the line of sight of the elf. "Is one of the best of the market, it said to move a big truck once connected with how much voltage is inside this bad boy." You show off their capabilities as the elf began to become white as snow.
"W-What are you doing with it?" The elf asked nervously.
They knew that you would dare to sin against Christmas, all for the sake of your Duel Disk you would become a monster that would make the Grinch and Krampus look like cowards.
"I will connect it to a very special Teddy bear." You declared, just as Jack put one of the items that you prepared for this day in your hands.
The elf let a wordless cry at the treasure that was now in your mercy. It was a limited edition copy of the most loved care bear of all times, Mr. Snuggles. The only teddy bear branch that was blessed by many of Ireland's best Leprechauns to bring luck and happiness to children, only 100 were made and you managed to get one of them thanks to your Black Market.
"You wouldn't dare!" The elf committed the worst decision of their whole day and challenged you.
Without more words, you connected the toy to the battery and watch as the bear began to shake up and continues moving as the skin began to blacken from the current coursing through it.
"I loovveeeee Youuuuu." The teddy bear managed to say before it exploded in a rain of cotton.
You could see perfectly how a little piece of the elf's soul died by your torture, there wasn't a doubt that you managed to do what the boring Tv shows and healthy food failed to do and completely cause a break in their willpower.
"You monster!" And you were, what other being can say proudly that they made an elf cry?
"And he wouldn't be the only one." Jack deposited the next one of the loved bears close to the battery. "Poor Teddy, he didn't have the chance of bringing happiness to the heart of some child." You joked a little while the elf began to tremble out of fear and rage.
"What do you want?!" The elf didn't have more fight on them, perfect.
"This is the nature of the situation, we want a gift and we want the good shit instead of the charcoal." You told them, it was the only thing that truly mattered gift. Now that you had a famiglia that depends on you, it was personal instead of a vendetta. "And you are going to help us to take part of Santa's bag for it." This was the only chance you will have to give all your friends what they deserved for always getting charcoal.
Except for So-chan who somehow always gets a Christmas gift from Santa.
"I can't do any of that." The elf answered weakly, there was still a little fight inside them.
You signaled Jack for the next part.
"Help me please! I am alive!" The teddy bear cried out and tried to escape from your grip.
"A Christmas Miracle!" The elf exclaimed with surprise. "You are going to destroy it to spite O-Santa!" They realized with absolute horror in
Thank Satan! They are stupid, it was obvious that members of a slave race made to make toys shouldn't be smart enough to figure tricks like these. The true Mr. Snugless is with Rias and what you did was use a copy made by Clara and Jack's illusions to fake a living teddy bear. Who in the sane mind would waste such valuable things because of cheap intimidation tactics? You were a devil, that wasn't equal to being a complete short sight moron.
"You know what I would do for my people." You countered, Santa has too much time shitting on your Famiglia and today you are going to get everything back.
...
"I will do it." The elf had their will broken by your tricks. "I don't know what you are planning but I will do if you stop killing Christmas." They begged, truly you are the best of the devils.
"Excellent, I have a geass right here." One prepared to make minions with fair salaries because you aren't a monster.
It was easy to make the elf give their name and complete the contract even if they fought a lot to write it, it didn't change the fact that their will was broken.
"Peepeep McBratty? Weird name." Your intuition told that it was a fake and true name so it would make the geass work too, then again the fat bastard doesn't need to give his slaves good names after reprieving them from their identities for cheap manpower.
This day your Famiglia gained an insider on Santa Workshop, and so the next stage of your plans came into effect, Peepeep was without doubts an elf of their word even if your intuition couldn't tell you their gender, there was something weird on these beings that was causing interference on your best weapon when elves and Santa were involved, but it didn't matter because the plan that you made worked and managed to figure the patter that the red fatass was going to use this year and together you and your famiglia were going to kidnap Santa.
Or that was your intention before Beowulf gave you a taste of the Drink of Men to give you 'bravery for the shitfest' in Beowulf's words was a tradition before going to invade the enemy territory.
Details were missed of what happened after, most of it seemed weird when you awoke inside a bag, there were gifts in the bag, a semi-naked Clara sleeping like a snail above Jack who sleep with a pink featured hat and a diamond cane. With great difficulty, you managed to look away from it and see how Bova was drawing a penis on Riser with 'Peepeep' being above your secretary with his penis inside her and covered with sperm.
She was definitively a woman.
What did Beowulf make you drink? Because you don't have a single clue how your... room? Turned into this.
"Oh, you are awake, man yesterday was amazing." Bova had a complete shit-eating grin but your head just hurts too much to ask why. "Next time that you want some shit done invite me and happy booze day!" And with that said Bova the asshole jumped out your window.
You spend a few moments gathering your thoughts just as your flames began to make your mind and body feel less like shit, balancing once again everything and trying to put back what happened after the drink... you immediately threw it at the back of your mind and put chains around it before throwing it to the void called 'things to be avoided'.
Nope, you don't want to know anymore.
Anything of the past hours never happened, and you were a good boy this year so Santa gave you a lot of gifts. That was your story and your Famiglia was going to stick to it until you have a new chance at the next Santa's hunt.
Breakfast was an affair that was incredibly awkward, your actions got Riser a piece for his peerage in the form of an elf of Santa with Peepeep 'Stop calling me that!' McBratty and Riser were smiling to the point that their faces looked like one of the western caricatures with Beowulf giving your secretary the same drink that caused you... yeah, all this is all Beowulf's fault and you will be ignoring him for the rest of the week as even you needed.
Clara was barely capable of eating, she was just so tired that you ended feeding her and teleporting with her to her own manor because she was just that tired. It was proof of how utterly unnatural the world was everything if Clara Vaalac didn't have the energy to do anything.
You were almost scared of how utterly unnatural all was when you returned home after a close encounter with Death in the form of Clara's mom immense breast valley until the sound of an explosion accompanied with the sound of water falling from the sky made him finally relax, the world finally was making sense if So-chan and Jacky were fighting each other. Part of you was curious how Jacky energy for more but your intuition reminded you that she had the advantage of selectively sleeping and allowing others to handle the rest of day to day activities and why So-chan isn't a 2-Koma instant loss right now.
Your Knight was awesome as always.
Drinking lots of water, taking another nap and you were back for more, so you initiated the last(?) stage of your plan. And if you were honest it wasn't more than a fantasy, little extra things if things go better than what you ended aiming for. Because Gremory's Luck was the most overpowered weapon in your arsenal. So you always keep something if things end going beyond any established parameters.
You took your loot, separated your Famiglia gifts even when it made you SALTY that the Duel Disk was just a giant chocolate confection under the steel and plastic, truly your beef against Santa needed to continue as the fat bastard tricked you out of your dreams and hopes once again, and took the rest of things obtained from Santa that for some reason was extremely generous in his payment to keep 'Peepeep' out of the North pole.
"Kane, why are you putting all the gifts on a rocket?" Jack asked you as you began to prepare what was basically the biggest surprise of all Christmas for the party.
"Sleighs are for bitches." That was just the answer that came to your mind, if you are going to fly on Christmas it's going to be through a rocket instead of some weird stuff that references the ball of grease and lies, if only you knew how to make one instead of making just something that looks like one.
"That isn't what we asked." Jack looks too... focus! You can ogle your Knight later.
"I am greedy, so why do I have to care about items when I got something much better?" You told her, items were nice but you honestly would value more the time spent on acquiring them. "I had a great time with the Famiglia even if I don't remember much, everyone ended happily and got something out of it too." It was honestly nice how well your Famiglia and Bova ended victorious against odds in this round.
"Famiglia?" Oh, you haven't explained that term? You really have been avoided her too much and that left a sour taste in your mouth.
"Our friends, the persons that did fun stuff with us without caring about other things." You tried to explain, it was a term that pop in your mind when your intuition evolved and one that you just fell in love with. "They are first for us like we are first for them, Famiglia is always there for each other because we choose to be one instead of being born into one." You can't choose Family but you can choose Famiglia and that is what makes it such a great thing.
And Jack got it too, asking a bunch of questions about it that you were glad to answer.
Once everything was put in place with the abuse of the bag of holding that Santa trapped you into, you activated the flames to shoot the rocket into the sky leaving a trail of orange flames that you made sure to keep around in certain shapes as you invade the party of Babyls made for the students, a party that you weren't going because it was one of those stiff and boring ones that won't have the political warfare that makes them at least bearable by spending your time bullying and manipulating those less skilled than you.
You waited until your intuition signaled you to finally make the rocket explode!
And why not? You were the one that was powering it up, it was your right.
From there hundreds of gifts fell from the sky, each one with a tiny parachute that slowed their fall until they reached Babyls, while you used the bag as your parachute, who knows when a bag of winds will be useful? It was a great multi-task achievement as you descended back to the earth without using your flames.
The temptation to look back was great but Beowulf taught you better than to look at the explosions that you caused.
Also, what was more amazing than creating a burning signal in the sky and that it was 'Screw you Santa Claus!' As hundreds of gifts fell?
Surpass that So-chan!
So-chan didn't manage to one-up your amazing miracle of Santa-Hunt day. Your victory was assured, complete domination over your best friend who lost even when she was invited over Sera-nee special of Christmas where she fought Miss Claus alongside Rudulf and Magical Levia-tan using magical laser beams until the bad witch who gained her power consuming the naughtiness exploded. It was just proof that the way of throwing bribes to others was much more effective than saving an Holyday in a show.
So you just waited until the celebration that your family organized began with a smile, waiting for the chance to gloat with your achievement of this season. You saw a lot happening in your wait as things were prepared, from Jack getting lots of rope and something that made your intuition say that the safe word was Mist, Beowulf running away and almost managing to threw you into a woman that was chasing him while shouting 'you did to me!' and similar stuff, your Famiglia, and Bova who somehow visited too were going to do something fun just after recovering energy from yesterday with little Ravel using Peepeep as her personal 'horsey'.
You were tempted really tempted to play with them but then you saw someone...
Who took your breath out, she was just... whoa, your brain just stopped as you never saw her like this, you saw her in so many manners and many different expressions but this day, it just feels like you saw her for the very first time, there weren't jokes there weren't distractions in her beautiful eyes. In fact, it looked like she was filled with determination for something and was guiding you towards a place where they would be alone.
At least until Jack tackled her ignoring completely any sort of stealth and disappeared before you could say a single word using her speed.
Just what the... were you just a second away from being stolen away like your Intuition was telling just now? T-That was intense, your heart feels like it's going to explode and you feel so disappointed simultaneously that she didn't continue. What you truly feel about this was mixed, she almost dominated you and put you in her hands, she won this round but the next time that you meet her, you would be ready and prepared.
As soon as your heart stops beating like crazy! Holy hell, it feels way louder than fighting Bova!
You managed to serve yourself a glass of water after the servants managed to hide all the brave juice that was available, and it was you needed to calm yourself. But your intuition told you that the whole manor was dry as a dessert of that precious liquid.
"Kane-kun are you alright? You look very flustered." A familiar voice took you out of your throughs, it was your senpai!
It was okay Kane, you just need to play it calm and collected, you got the Talk and know exactly how your body reacts to Zest Zagan, you are completely prepared to not make a fool of yourself and maybe manage to court this gift of Lilith to the devilhood into your peerage!
You turned back and you could feel the exact second that your Sky Flames exploded and turned your eyes into a deeper shade of orange for the sake of saving this image into the deeps of your very soul.
All your blood from your face goes directly to Kane jr. You could pierce Diamonds with how hard you are. You ascended Heaven and slapped Gabriel's tits. You have reached enlightenment and understood the wisdom of the words 'breed the bunny'. And uncountable amounts of throughs of similar manner harmonized in a similar manner, there wasn't a way that you would resist so much power, your intuition truly showed the greatest of the truths and increased your perception beyond any other devil of your generation.
By a miracle, you managed to keep straight your face, put food on your mouth, and then use a red handkerchief to fake clean your blood instead of the blood that you were losing.
Who made that outfit deserves your soul, money, and decks of Yugioh!
"I am okay, don't worry." You don't know how did you manage to say it through all the internal screaming and desire to jump at her.
You managed to keep yourself from committing a crime by not looking directly at her, that way your penis wouldn't jizz your pants... it happened to Sirzechs in the civil war and you knew that it was a legit danger with Zest's sex appeal.
"Is okay if you don't want to see me." The sound of her voice and tone stopped your heart in a different manner that you didn't enjoy. "I am unnecessary in comparison to you." It was poison, true poison that makes you sick and she believed it, and somehow internalized it.
That took you out of the storm of rampant hormones and lust, your eyes were directed at her with all the intensity that your flames had.
"Zest-senpai nothing in this world is insignificant, every person, every bond, every possibility... all is unique and necessary." Your intuition saw much more than what you thought possible, every day you learned more and saw more to considering anything. "If you don't see yourself as great as you are then believe in this, it's the greatest source of my strength."
You liked her, that was the greatest truths. So much that you didn't move forward. But would you surrender to it? To just let everything turn into a sick joke by a misunderstanding?
[Hell No.]
You weren't going to let only raw lust define what you wanted with her and make clear your dibs.
"You don't have to force yourself if-" You couldn't hear more of this and took her hand using your flames to increase your strength to force her nose into almost touching yours before putting your hands in her face to make sure that she could look away.
"You are beautiful." Your orange eyes were direct on her, this time you didn't avoid anything of her. "Of all the devils that I have seen you are of the most beautiful to the point that I don't know what to do." You confessed why you acted so weird.
"I lost my words, my head becomes a mess, and I only can do the first time that passed through my mind." You keep going ignoring every single word that your intuition was telling you so you could get everything out of your heart. "Since I saw you for the first time that feeling hasn't changed, I struggle to just see you because my heart doesn't stop beating like crazy."
"W-what you want?" Is that? No focus Kane!
"I want is for you to be mine." No the Zagan bloodline or anything related but her and her alone. "Zest, I want you, and nothing will stop me."
It didn't matter if you could have competitors, it didn't matter if she didn't she shared these feelings, for her you are going to be better and get even closer to her than you are now.
"I will become someone that will make you feel the exact emotion that I do when you are in front of me." You want to give your best effort for that, and an effort that was greater than that, do circles beyond any other devil, and the only thing you can do right now is aim to be the number 1 for them.
You let her go, her balance was off, her face was just as breathtaking as usual but you got the feeling that you managed to finally make your desires to be understood.
"A-Are you serious?" There was something in her voice that you didn't recognize as you keep your intuition away from this. "No... no... this must be an error, don't you are close to the heiress Sitri or... I just can't." Ah, she is underestimating you?
"Who says that I won't?" You told her with a cheeky smile. "I am greedy devil, my ambition is something that never stops burning bright." It was just your nature, an ever consuming Greed that could follow any standard.
So you stepped further, it didn't matter how much you wanted something if you didn't have the will to take it.
"So I promise you that someday I will see you smile from the deeps of your heart every single time that we see each other." You promised, and you were a devil of your word.
"...I." Zest-senpai looked like she wanted to say. "I can't do that." She lied, you knew it and understood it as you understood the politics that your actions involved.
Surrender, it didn't exist in your vocabulary.
"Then I will strive for making it happen." You decided, a moment that weeks ago would have crushed you had a whole different feeling.
You were just so happy of saying your feelings, a newest stage was formed alongside new acts and goals.
Your mothers didn't raise a coward.
And you aren't going to hide away your feelings from now onwards.
But that doesn't change the fact that you have overdone everything in your welcome, a devil should force things on others your species was for tempting, and instead, you were almost acting like a greek, those who were considered the Jackass of the Supernatural world. Thankfully you managed to keep a balance between following your heart and the line that must never be crossed, as your moms taught you better than to be a Greek.
"Kacchin! Look Dirty Beard forgot about the camera!" Clara appear recovering her energy even when it looked like two different snowballs hit her and stacked directly in her boobs.
Still, you managed to move your eyes and see what Clara wanted to show you and it was something that A photo of yourself fighting Santa who had a robot arm and both of you clashed over using weapons, an incredible scene if said weapons weren't Riser and one of the reindeer of the sleigh. Photos that came after were things like Jack selling out So-chan to Sera-nee but your intuition told you that it was just another kidnaped elf to get the diamond engraved cane and hat, less said about some of the other photos of the adventure the better.
So distracted you were that these photos were as real as the Heart of the Cards and feel something crashing into you, then how that little something began to climb your back until reaching your head and two slender arms were hugging you. You moved your sight out of the photos and into the weight in your back meeting a cute-looking silverette girl with impish purple eyes looking with mischief the type of look that you always had with a pair of cute horns and pointy ears.
"Hewo!" The horned girl saluted before biting you in the neck, you didn't feel any pain from the action but it did give you a nice shock somewhere in your spine. "Tasty! Moar!" The little girl declared before going back to make your body shudder in a pleasurable manner.
Okay, this was a little weird even by your standards but with your new mentality of 'not being a pussy' even Kane jr rising was just halfway. That or you ended losing so much blood because Zest that your dick can't get enough blood to truly show their true might.
"Nooooo!" A girl that looked similar to the tiny koala sucking you off looked at both of you with genuine horror, was she an apprentice of a maid?
You didn't understand what was wrong with the little girl hugging your body like a koala, Clara hugs way harder to keep because she was bigger and heavier. But maybe it was just a bad experience with other pillars, not many devils were based enough to endure the shoulder loli.
"Mama, I like this one he makes me feel so warm and fluffy!" The younger girl saluted and climbed up until using your shoulders as her throne. "Look his hair is soft and I loved it!" She was like an adorable little squirrel.
So she wasn't her older sister? Why did it make it better intuition mine but sadly just like always your intuition just gave valuable information without context to see how valueble was this piece of wisdom.
"I am sorry young master, many Succubus has problems holding back this young." The woman bows herself making interesting things to her outfit. "Please don't punish my daughter it was my fault that she was eating your vitality and-!" The older succubus was panicking and even if you don't know the species it seems like a similar thing to Nezuko's diet.
And if it was Vitality? You could understand where this was going, basically, all the others that this little loli did feed on were pansies and noodles so it caused problems to them. But the draining wasn't a problem you had to focus to feel the hit your reserves of Sky Flames, maybe you should give them a cool name like Fiamma or something later too.
"Don't worry it feels a little tiring to hold her but isn't a big biggie." You denied any problem, to you it was easy to feed the little koala girl. "My name is Kane, what is yours my little succubus?" You presented yourself, manners always are important.
"I am Maria! You are tasty and I want you to be my husbando!" Maria declared with a big smile on her face.
"This girl." The mother succubus let out a breath closing her eyes and trying. "Come on, is time for you to sleep." She clapped her hands a few times to get the attention of the tiny dictator in your shoulders.
"Bye bye!" The girl jumped out of your shoulders and into the arms of her mother much to your surprise.
It was because that simple action almost drop you to the floor.
That was a complete unnatural strength, that made your bones shake, that was something that you didn't have words to describe and put your plans in disarray as this new variable didn't fit before in your parameters.
This has potential.
A smile formed on your face as you decided to just enjoy the holiday. After all, it was something that you deserved from all the hard work done in this year.
...
...
Where did Clara go?
A sonic boom made you feel dread as you turned and saw the outside of the manor look like a complete ruin, like a war ended happening on the land, the unconscious bodies of your Famiglia and servants of the manor were stacked into a mountain of 'corpses' were the true villain of this catastrophe sang songs of victory as she declared herself the Queen of the Ice.
Why Santa give Clara a freaking snow-based rocked launcher!?
Trait Gained:
Burning Sky: You can't help it, you can't hide how strong your feelings are burning. You are passionate, your heart beats so fast now and you are willing to break any fear and dread that many have against these emotions that just exploded inside you. It was that you stopped caring of any 'what if' and decided to take a step to allow your feelings to take over, your feelings aren't going to change so why should you repress yourself? Beowulf called you an unrepentant manslut. And maybe he is right but to you is just a new reason to want to be the number 1. This is your Big D energy trait.
Note: And yes, Jack detected that she was going to get cucked by Sona.
Note: So Kane learned about sex by watching Grayfia being fucked with Sirzechs and took it as one of those Learn how to do it Videos, demonstrating that Kane is basically anti-Grayfia sexual. Beowulf would ironically be the best explaining sex education, all could resume into this bit.
Beowulf: "You put your 'Kane jr' in a vagina, then they will have like they own your penis. What you have to do is continue your training so you overpower her and force her to have alliances to share it. Also when your dick feels hard enough to explode, it means that you want to fill a hole with cream and when you do there are good ways to avoid having failures after nine months."
