You are sure that when there was a lazy day, the universe decided to fuck with you back for all the times that you had messed up with the forces that build up reality. This time the universe just gave you the realization that blood ties were important and the 'ripples' of the 'lake' eventually reached from 'Shit, my shenanigans worry my parents' to 'I am a shitty cousin' kin of realization when you were relaxing with your harem in a free day.
You had a problem with your cousin Sairaorg, and that was something that was your own fault as multiple times you didn't take any chance to connect and bond with him. In every opportunity there was something else in your mind and… it was pure excuses coming out your mouth and the truth was that you valued him less than the women that entered into your life and the kingdom crafted by your hand.
There wasn't enough time and you valued the time that you spend with the people that became your Famiglia more than bonds of blood.
What did you even have in common with Sairaorg? He just was someone that failed to inherit the power of one of the sides of his bloodline and was probably the only person that could understand that feeling.
"Satan dammit." You groaned and cursed your sense of empathy, your cousin now feels like a funny way mirror because it was like a you without the massive support from your family and Walpurgis. "Little bitch please tell me that you have a way to help." Here you are, asking your familiar for help.
How the great have fallen.
"Hey! I resent that name calling." And you forgot that Pandora was around.
You have been her watcher for a such long ass time without trouble that she just combines with the background like a bunch of porn mags and hentai doujins of magical girls. You are too tired but the angry glare of Pandora was returning you the will to live and giving you the strength to deal with this mess.
"The full name of his familiar backward is 'little bitch'." Someone explained, you didn't know who but well done.
"Ooooooooh." The realization hit her and red began expressed on her face and froze in place as she noticed all the eyes looking at her.
"I am far more worried that you reacted to the call of little bitch." You couldn't help but comment and smirk at her. "Is there something that you wanted to tell me?"
After some bullied Pandora noises and a cute blonde came out running out of the room after being teased so much, Pandora learned and wanted to avoid the rest of the present taking their free hit at her.
She should know better; you have a great amount of respect for women to call names, for the love of Lilith doesn't she remember that your number of mothers was around forty? Did anyone could expect to not have manners engrained into your bones about women… it made it hard to talk dirty sometimes but you had your mouth busy most of the time while having sex.
You should get extra classes with Ms. Shelia and that short skirt, Pandora reaction made you think of possibilities.
Is Shelia available?
[Didn't you were going to deal with Sairaorg?]
…You really had a problem, a very short attention span when it didn't involve your harem.
Elttil just watched and then began to spit bullets one after another until you saw a set of 35. Two whole cartridges of fifteen and a few extra to keep around, there was heat emanating from these silver projectiles, they were powerful and had a good amount of power.
What is their use? It was an important question as you inspected the bullets, they kinda had an interesting motif of a red and orange flame as you spread your structural analysis.
[Dying Will Bullets, force the awakening of the burning will for a goal. Duality of Sky Mix, Refinement causes a temporal Hyper Mode by fusing combining goals into a greater one and Harmony makes perfect assimilation.]
The material was more flame than steel, a conceptual spell made physical using similar aspects to weaving a curse, it couldn't hurt someone but would melt in the system as a trigger similar to your Evil Pieces but temporal instead of everlasting.
Did the bullets have side effects?
[Side effects: All Hyper Dying Will mode ones, Flame Based ones by Refinement.]
That needed to be tested, but it had potential.
A lot of potential but not for your peerage who already had reached a point where this would be unnecessary or was too dangerous to use considering their specific goals, sins, and desires that made you love them so much but also worry about them simultaneously.
[Zest probably would break your hips and try to get twins, Jack drain you until all of hers are pregnant, Maria would make her Asmodeus's blood proud, Nezuko probably would try to eat one of Sirzechs' peerage and Miyu would be working in multiple thesis and forgetting take care of herself.]
…You aren't going to use these in your peerage.
But using them on your other minions? That would be useful to test their flame affinity and give them a boost.
"What are these Kane?" Miyu asked looking over your shoulder at the bullets that you were inspecting.
And pressing her body on your back, Lilith bless spandex and Miyu's growing breast.
…
About five minutes later a very pleased Miyu skipped out of your room with a container of fifteen rounds of Dying Will Bullets, leaving you with just twenty to use.
[You were weak]
Yup.
[She is going to use them on random devils and animals]
That is a possibility.
[And after on Shirou when the safety is tested successfully]
...I am a bad influence?
[Miyu seduced you to obtain material for experiments breaking many laws in the process of expanding her own understanding.]
Unleashing a magical girl that could cause crimes against life and of war was worth the kiss.
Sairaorg Bael.
His heart was beating like crazy to the point that it feels like soon it will explode, and only latent instincts to fall on his own feet kept him alive for so long. Pain explodes from multiple places of his body as blood began to flow from mangled flesh and bone cracked inside his body, this wasn't training or a spar like he experienced on Babyls but a fight to death.
"I am sorry about this Sai, but I am too occupied to go the easy way."
The only words that he managed to hear before he began to vomit his breakfast and was kicked out away from the floor by the act of the crimson-haired devil that came like a meteor and hits worse than one, a reminder that for all his bullshit Kane is a technique type paired with the might of a dragon slayer.
And his cousin came to kill him and he didn't know the reason of why.
He didn't have time to think about it as he was forced to fight for his life, every second distracted meants crippling injuries caused by an apex predator.
Every hit just showed a shockwave it was air being displaced like the sound of an explosion.
A scratch cut him hard, a merely slight touch turned into a cut from speed and strength behind and made him feel like his life.
He feels fear as his cousin adapted already to every trick and idea that Sairaorg managed to learn breaking any defense that he managed to muster, too fast to allow Sairaorg to have time to catch his breath, and too merciless to not punish any single opening making his bones crack and move on every hit without seeing Kane even using his flames once it was a complete Curb-Stomp.
So fast, so strong, so monstrous and he feels that going further and further in this fight, the image of a creature of titanic proportions was looking him down instead of his small cousin.
All his being felt so small and insignificant as his body was filled with bruises.
And…
He wanted that, he wanted to be a monster like his cousin, he wanted to be talented, and he wanted to break those limits he was born with.
But couldn't.
His limit was set; he was born wrong.
In the end, he collapsed, his body wasn't capable of moving anymore and from here he could see the carcass of his first and only pawn on the floor, Comet was defeated too fast even with Ascension to Queen.
"Is this the best that you got?" The boring and disappointing tone burned. "Oh well isn't like I expected much anyway from the son of a Vapula." Shut up.
Shut up, Shut up, Shut up, Shut the fucking up!
"Yup, it was your mom's fault for not raising you better." That son of bitch! Sorry, auntie Venelana but he was going to kill this bastard. "And should have taken care of herself better otherwise I wouldn't be here."
Shut your trap Kane!
You wouldn't ever understand! You will never understand the feelings of someone like me! You were born better; you were just chosen by Fate and blessed on every step.
"Heh, I like that look on your face now." The smirk in the face of the strongest of their generation was filed with genuine amusement. "That hate and despair are what I wanted to get from you."
He glared, he wasn't going to beg.
"Show me your Dying Will." The chameleon that he always carried with him became a gun.
Kane shot him in the head with a bullet.
His cousin…
…Killed him.
It was cold, it feels so cold, things are slowing down he can't feel or hear more that the remains of the blast.
…
No.
He refuses it.
He didn't want to die yet.
There was too much that he has to take back.
Flames burned it so warm and hot came out of every single cell of his body to return him back to their peak and beyond. This is why he decided to fight against Kane, it didn't matter the differences of class and power, Sairaorg Bael is going to die on his own feet.
A posture of boxing and his legs spread for the sake of fighting because if he runs away now that he recovered then he will be running away for the rest of his life.
Throwing fist so fast that no longer he could perceive his own speed, the sound of flesh hitting flesh came for the first time from the body of Kane.
"Now you get it!" Shut the fuck up and fight Kane! "Pride is not something you can surrender!"
He tried to parry the punches of his cousin but he barely could, his hand cracked and the yellow flame made it reach his face of Kane.
A grin was the only thing that he saw on the face of Kane.
The pace changed and he heard the sound of cracks as his cousin disappeared for an instant showing him in the place of Kane a grinning skeleton, he didn't know if it was an illusion or premonition until pain just exploded.
Looking at his side Sairaorg almost lost himself in despair.
A piece of his shoulder was ripped out by the strength of Kane's fist, the strength and acceleration of his body were so great that it was impossible to avoid those hits or completely block them and even redirection was making his hands didn't feel like they broke but fractured in every clash of the battle.
Kane wasn't holding back anymore and only this yellow flame keep him going.
But rather than just sink and die, Sairaorg instead keeps fighting a fire in him and refused to die off like that. It didn't matter how strong was Kane he wanted to continue fighting, never surrender, and keep trying to break the barrier that separated someone like his cousin and himself.
But more than anything.
It was fun.
He wanted to have this chance to show that his fist wasn't just for show, by just clenching these fists of his, finally could understand his mom as he stands before an impossible-to-beat enemy. Running forward and screaming with all his strength, his desire to claim victory to just show that the straight path that he made is something that he takes pride in.
He grinned as he received a hit in the face, it hurts but feels the best.
'Mom, I really want to win this time.' He thought as he fought without more words.
He really wanted to win and feel strong like this, to never again feel helpless.
He wanted to take all that strength, to make his own reach further.
He wanted to take, even more, to make his own.
With all this desire burning, now the immeasurable monster that was Kane didn't feel so scary anymore.
This was everything that he had and what defined him.
This Envy, this desire to take what others had from birth to strike with his whole soul, it was something that he can't abandon.
I Will Knock Down The Whole World for it! This was my Sin! This is the ambition of Sairaorg Bael!
"You found your ambition, good a devil must be ambitious and just at the perfect time." The bastard of his cousin grinned and he feel his body begin to ache in pain.
From the bones, from his muscles, from his whole skin and even organs, all of them ached. Before a wave of transparent fire began to consume him…
…
…
Why he isn't dead yet? Where was the pain too?
"What the fuck?" Sairaorg asked when the pain subsided and began to feel his spine back.
"That is the result of the Dying Will Bullet, the boost is similar to using one of my Evil Pieces in someone but it comes with the same level of strain that my body resist when I fight at my best." Kane explained not even a little tired from the battle. "Sun Flames are fitting for a second wind but I expected something different..." He began to murmur something else.
Like his mutation couldn't get even more unfair it affects his whole peerage? But he needed to know was that surge of strength coming from Kane too?
"Nope, my power is my power and yours is different from mine." He flicked a single silver bullet that landed between his fingers.
But he didn't specify how it was different, was it a color thing? Kane has... species issues with two-thirds of the biblical factions.
"The bullet works when you have a last will, a desire that you want to fulfill with all your heart." He explained a little but Sairaorg still has his doubts. "Those yellow flames were yours, is your own will manifested if it wasn't so strong then your ass kicking would be way worse after I pissed you off."
"You… were acting?" He didn't keep the disbelief.
"Yup, I need to stack the deck to make sure that even if you didn't have a goal there still be enough spite to burn and ignite the Dying Will flame for the sake of try to kick my ass." That grin, that fucking grin is the same one of Sirzechs Lucifer when pleased with himself that his father hated!
By Satan, Riser was right about his cousins he wasn't an idiot but made insane plans as backups that worked.
"What about Comet?" Please be alright!
"Nerve paralysis drug for reindeer." A very simple answer that was like he had Owlman's very own belt. "I prepared the whole year to defeat reindeers to know all the weak points of Santa."
Looking back at his first Pawn, Sairaorg finally noticed that Comet was twitching and his eyes moving on terror every time that he saw Kane or his shadow.
Ah, right.
Kane's Organization was what killed Comet, the fact that his Pawn did manage to give tackle showed how loyal was even with the recent trauma, he wouldn't blame Comet if he decided to play possum.
"…I never had a chance." Sairaorg realized.
"Better than my first session with Beowulf, I didn't even manage to get to the sparring part." Kane admitted with a shrug like it wasn't an issue.
He trains?
"Surprise? I'm not a dragon slayer because I just read comics and manga all day." Now he is showing off his mind-reading powers. "We earn the place, the world recognizes us and are crazy enough to try grasp for it."
What made him try?
"These what you see here are curses, a truly massive amount spread through all my body." And by purring salt in the injury Kane shows how utterly outclassing he was by keeping so much of his power from affecting the fight. "All of them with the function of a debilitating effect from weakening the flesh to slow down someone." And the list continues, it was like being beaten by a crippled.
Kane fought while holding back and still destroyed him.
"The first part, I had to take them off to keep the impossible challenge that can't be overcome by being logic." Sairaorg was feeling annoyed by the mind reader powers but could see how useful they were. "That is one of the problems that you had, thinking small."
Thinking small!? He wanted to be a Satan.
"Look at me for example, I have a bunch of idiots… a bunch of friends, a bunch of subordinates, and so many others that I wanted to keep around." His organization, he remembered having heard the goal from Riser before and how it feels being part of it. "I just can't be weak, for my sake, for my peerage, for those that I want to keep around... I always keep getting reasons to become even stronger to keep my treasure."
"You… truly are too greedy cousin." It was a nice dream.
"And you are family Sai, if I didn't save you today how I could live in peace?" He added that it was the most normal in the world to kick his ass. "I am glad about that sheer bitterness that you showed right in the end, that will that burned so bright like the namesake, it was proof that even without auntie you didn't surrender in the core of your being."
"Proof that I haven't surrendered?" How did he know that?
"My Intuition told me that." He nodded a pair of times with a smile. "Is the same emotion that I feel so many times that I can't miss it."
"That is right even if I die in the process I want to reach to my ambitions." Sairaorg managed to rise again from the floor and then see the face of his short cousin.
Why is he pissed? He was going to ask but once again the mind reader shows his perception.
"Fuck that." Kane shut him down. "That is right fuck that, never put something like that in the line, fight to enjoy those dreams and claim them but if you die all will be USELESS." The intensity of the fire grew and Sairaorg body was back at its best.
But Kane hasn't done the same? Must be part of knowing that his cousin is a bad influence and that he wants to avoid infecting others with that suicidal outlook.
"Sairaorg, I have to fight so I can have a snowball fight that I missed with Jack to beat everyone, I fight to enjoy with So-chan when Fi-chan tries a new theatre scene, I fight to…" He continued telling the names of his important treasures and to be honest Sairaorg truly stopped paying attention when Kane mentioned the fifty-three Jack thing that he wanted to do.
It also made him think, truly think about how powerful his cousin was and how he spent all his time through the years, but it wasn't until that faux pass where he mentioned how much sex he had that the former heir truly understood the true path to power that someone like him could take.
Of course, how Sairaorg could have missed this truth. The hidden cheat power that was the source of his willpower! That is what made him so powerful when training is the love that he has for his Harem and the love that they give him.
And sex, Sairaorg can't ignore that very important point. Kane is basically distracted and trying to keep his mind in track but it makes sense those are multiple hours of training done.
"I am still trying to catch up so many brilliant and talented monsters of the old generation." Pay attention Sai, and learn the secrets of his gains and mind-reading powers.
"You have been training since before Babyls?" Sairaorg needed to make sure, it was training and women? Was that the true path for power?
"It is so surprising? I am just trying to defeat my brother." Kane's relaxed smile did show his honesty as he was reminiscent. "Jack and Nezuko even go to that hell with me, going through all the ideas of Beowulf and even visiting Surt's home when all began for the three of us."
It was confirmation, that he needed powerful women to support his dreams.
"Hey, Kane. Do you think that I can truly be strong?" 'Could I get a harem too?' Was left unsaid but he knew that the mind-reading power of Kane would catch it.
"I don't know." He answered with a grin.
"You don't know?" Wasn't he a nascent clairvoyant? It was pure rumors but Kane pretty much always knows everything from everyone!
"That is why is so interesting the future, things can one way or another." The Heir of Gremory grind was turned soft. "Is just the job of those that are alive to try to change it to our favor."
"Change the future?" Eventually, Sairaorg managed to regain his wits from such an insane idea. "You are an insane moron don't you think so?"
"Everyone does that, everyone wants a better future for one reason or another for that reason we live acting like we want to grow up already and change things." He expressed his opinion just like that and didn't deny the 'insane moron' part. "Is something that becomes easier when you have many that want to share it with you."
Sairaorg still remembers that little catchphrase that his cousin likes repeating so much 'A devil should be ambitious'.
But the lesson was clear, Sairaorg Bael needed to get a harem and make his future with them.
"Now that you recovered your breath, the time to talk has ended." The mimic returned to the form of a gun. "I have twenty extra bullets, let's see how many more you can take while I teach you how to truly fight."
Sairaorg saw the gun and took the choice.
He was going to use this chance to the best that he could and become a devil that could make his mother proud and capable of reaching that realization again.
"Wait for a second, does that mean that you had someone to make sure that I wasn't in danger." Sairaorg wanted to confirm.
"Oh, you are in danger!" A voice that he didn't recognize at first laughed.
Until his mere presence made Sairaorg remember.
Beowulf.
"He was recording everything," Kane explained with a grin.
It wasn't a nice one.
"And now is going to help me put you through the drills.
To this day Sairaorg Bael still remembers how to use drumsticks as a weapon. - Kuisha Abaddon
There were moments in your life when you had to prepare for a social battle, ones where you had to plan step by step against every possible reaction, against every possible question and response, against violence if the other side took your words in a negative manner, etc. You were in your peak, your Hyper mode active and before that, you prepare for multiple hours during a week the perfect speech (With variations) to make your stance clear about So-chan not needing a fiancé if you end up becoming her consort.
"Yeah sure." Lord and Lady Sitri agreed before he ended the first line.
"Really?" You totally didn't were heartbroken for missing lots of cuddling time by preparing for something this easy.
"Why not? Sona talks about you all the time." Lady Sitri, also called Auntie Medyune. "And nobody wants to try to push an engagement when the idea that their descendant would be cucked before and after the marriage." Well done Kane of a year ago!
This was easy, too easy. They were right that you would pretty much steal So-chan out of her wedding if push comes to shove and her maidenhood wouldn't be intact at that point but still you expected something harder.
"Kane, we already give up and surrendered completely with our first daughter." Apparently, it showed in your face as uncle Mezel looked like a man that just got out of war. "We love Serafall and Sona, but we are sure that we will die before Sera gives us a grandchild." Ouch.
Sera-nee your standards are too high or old gen sucks too much.
[Additional Translation: Zeoticus already has a grandchild and has been a pain in the ass that doesn't stop goading and Serafall doesn't show interest in continuing the line.]
"But I don't want you to have it too easy, get to Ultimate Class in five years first." Mezel Sitri finally let out the true part of the deal.
[Become a monster and shut the mouth of everyone that bitch about it.]
You smiled at your in-law, since the beginning you always had the habit of overdoing stuff, so if you can manage it then nobody in the Pillar would deny that the union will be something that will net positive in comparison to the alliance with another pillar.
"Deal." You accepted the condition and made a geass with your In-laws.
And to the surprise of the elderly couple, you barely read the contract, it was a show of trust on your part from their perspective because they were family… but it was genuinely that, just you putting a show because your Structural Analysis and Intuition told you everything that you needed to know about the contract.
It was very direct get Ultimate and then get the right to legally bind Sona Sitri and Kane Gremory into a marriage, the children will be part of Sitri's main inheritance line, and the first two will be heir and spare before the Gremory Pillar could lay a claim, then was the common teach them everything/be involved in their lives a minimum amount of times per year, etc. Basically be a good dad and not neglect the best magical girl of all existence.
There was a sub-line that the 'catch' was that every year beyond '2004' using the human calendar, that one that celebrates the death of J-man for some reason, means a prohibition of the Gremory's baptizing tradition for the children resulting from this union.
You were basically going to marry your first love and the only thing that punish you if you were too slow is the denial of the game that named your sisters, and yourself. Most of the contract 'extras' was basically what would allow you to have excuses to spend a lot of time with So-chan without anyone being capable of stopping you.
By Lilith, anyone else would think that you were screwed but you were going to have an excuse to put a minimum of three babies in your first love.
…Now if only you could include Fi-chan, younger siblings are a very nice experience in your personal opinion.
Now with that done with all the political stuff, you were free to walk around the manor of So-chan's family and meet once again your wife to be, you had all the time in the world now that you didn't have to take care of parasites aiming for the best girl of all Pureblood Pillars. Your ascension to Ultimate class was going to come eventually the sooner is reached the better to make this deal something ironclad as possible and in the end, truly didn't costed anything from your side.
You were planning on giving 25% maybe around 35% of your empire for So-chan and Fi-chan but you didn't even manage to give the first offer before you were accepted as consort, paying the bride price with your own effort and maybe bringing the head of Gabriel in a pike or her crucified corpse for Sera-nee acceptance.
You were quite traditional in this, killing a high-ranked Angel normally was an excellent form of showing your worth to another pillar.
Mezel Sitri was in his 1300, he would surely get it as he married his wife in that way.
But now it wasn't the time for talk or procrastinating, it was time to get back on the good side of your favorite duo of magical girls and there were three different ways of doing it.
Beg like a bitch, for the sake of being forgiven by the Overladies that govern if you get into the doghouse or not. It works for Sirzecs but you aren't capable of looking so pathetic.
Attack and double down until they get to turn into a blushing mess and can't resist while you took your time to compensate for all the missed time. Your normal modus operanti and most trusted bed.
Bribe, make sure that they know that you are sorry by doing something very sweet and taking your time in showing that you were capable of compensating for the valuable time lost.
Looking at your options there weren't any doubts about what you should do.
…
…
…
"Kyaaaa!"
"Nee-chan help."
"Stop Kakun!"
"Aahahaahahaah!"
Kidnapping Magical Girls! The Bloody Shepherd attacks again! You laughed happily as you keep your deserved loot safe as you were running away from the manor. This is what made you happy and allowed you to play along with what made happy your childhood friend and her Queen.
So-chan jr was an extra, where did Santa found Valkyries to work for him was something that you will never know. She was cute like So-chan but you didn't have any idea why everyone called her by that particular nickname.
"Hey what is your name my dear?" You put a part of your attention, that wasn't busy deflecting water tentacles of So-chan, into the recently incarnated Bishop.
Sure your Magic Resistance would dissipate the spells that reached you but it was part of the game, it wouldn't be fun if you just juggernaut everything in your path otherwise it would be a terrible villain, a true Mahou shoujo villain by your research shouldn't aim to take their panties by the force through the use of tentacle monsters or their own might.
The true path was to charm them into removing them by their own hand, through a slowly escalating conflict and romance between two different sides.
And a Villain needs to be memorable.
"Magical So-chan jr!" The poor little bishop almost shouted and her blush was adorable. "Sorry, I shouldn't shout." Her blush grew and looked down at your feet, by Lilith she is adorable.
Even Fi-chan stopped shouting at you for the sake of keeping herself from pinching her adorable cheeks.
"But what is your name? Maybe we can find another nickname So-chan is too different from you." Your So-chan was bombastically filled with energy and this Valkyrie was more shy side. "On the other hand, a cutie like you would be more likely to be eaten alive, if you try to be her." And you were since it looked like she was about to be eaten by how small she made herself look.
By a wolf or Nezuko… or you.
You have a problem and are willing to admit it, So-chan made you an addict.
"So until you decided to become something nice for me." You increased the speed and avoided a barrage of balloons filled with water.
All about the size of a watermelon, So-chan was improving and becoming smarter, that was something that you couldn't dissipate. But you chuckled as the hood of the Valkyrie was thrown backward showing her double ahoge-like feathers, even now So-chan was advancing your agenda.
"My Black Rabbit, or do you prefer Magica Kuro Usa-chan?" Your words hit and shook her core, the idea and seed were planted in her head.
Today may not be the day, but someday will come the day that a magical girl in a bunny suit will be waiting in your bed.
"…thanks you." Her voice and hug were soft, boobs were about the same size as So-chan too.
"Hmm?" You just adjusted the hat of your costume.
"For see me as Ortlinde." She revealed her name and the soft smile on her face was captivating.
You began to lower altitude, the time to play was going to end, and returning to your home would be a must, it was evident that they didn't share your stamina, and it was not because her hug was such filled with good feelings that you were losing the will to bully. Nope, that isn't what was happening you were just being responsible, cuteness didn't defeat the Bloody Shepherd!
[#AresIsRight.]
"Just remember you can't sit back and just watch the things happen, if you can do that then you just have to find your smile again no matter what happens." You advised the novice magical power, she could be great.
A 'hmm' took your attention, Fi-chan… she was pouting! It is so adorable that you can't hold back!
"Even now so unfaithful and lustful creature thou had become..." Other words were unheard as you trapped her in a hug, and her blushing Fi-chan noises came out.
It was good that you already were on floor level, this distraction was too powerful.
"Ah, you are jealous don't worry Fi-chan I promise that I will marry you as soon as we are of age." You promised, after all, if you were the consort of So-chan then you were Fi-chan's too, you loved both of them too much to have other choices.
[Turning a Princess into a Queen is the only choice possible]
"T-That isn't the issue you… You… Hentai! Stalker!... Hentai!" You hugged her a big tighter and feel how the fight abandoned her body as a soft blush appeared. "…you…" She was so cute when she allowed herself to receive the love that you gave her and be spoiled a little.
[May I give a suggestion my prinzessin? The Tyrant of Skies is a creature of thicker skin than any steel.] Oz joined the fun appearing behind you, awakening Fi-chan from her flustered state. [Unless you find the let's say 'reverse dragon scale' he would just grow stronger with the momentum] And with his wisdom delivered the thunderbird returned to his gear.
Inspiration hit her, then there was a flash of pure malice in her eye as she knew the perfect thing to say, she was cute in the way before the hope is broken.
[This is going to be a critical hit] Wait what?
"McGregor!" Fi-chan shouted at you and in your frozen state managed to get away.
In a particular way, she didn't manage to move your arm but she was slim and capable of raising her arms up doing a squat, and rolling forward. Her particular proud smile and thumb up to her King, but that cuteness didn't move you from your frozen state as cracks were formed.
That particular word, hurt you more than any of the attacks of Ares and it showed on your face as So-chan's smirked.
"Don't worry Kakun, I will still love you if you turned into a McGregor." Her voice was patronizing as she head patted you. "Emotionally I mean." Her teasing became her perdition.
[She is going to remember this for a long time]
"You have five seconds to ask for mercy." You warned her, that the power of bully has returned to your body. This flame that burns in your heart is telling you to do it.
"Or what?" And with that, Magical So-chan sealed her squad's destiny.
You moved faster than a flash, your flames triggering your Hyper mode and your Senjutsu accelerating your perception to the peak and speed of movement to allow you to do the greatest achievement of your life until now.
"Kyaaa!"
"Myaa!"
"Hmm~"
One of them is different from the others but the result was the same, the three magical girls holding their butts who had the mark of your hand imprinted. This was the result of your training, and someday when you are stronger these powers will allow you to spank a whole squad.
"Bad girls get punishment." You declared walking away into the horizon, your scarf being moved by the wind.
…
…
And Elttil taking photos in his camera form in your back, good mimic.
You liked to think that as a Harem King, you had been very fair in handling your harem, since the beginning when you basically didn't know what the hell you were doing or why Jack loved to sleep in the same bed as you to this day where you could make a succubus come multiple times when you made love to her. Instead of basically being lucky if Shelia's managed to cum once per night, for you it was a great advance and your path has been filled with multiple temptations and challenges but in the end, you made it fair.
So-chan took your first kiss, then Jack was your first make-out, Zest took your virginity, Shelia basically took anything that was virgin from you, Miyu kissed you on her own, you did make out with Maria then you took Jack's virginity, Ravel gets off on that last one and finally, the first one that you married was Nezuko.
To you it was a pretty fair spread of actions, ignoring completely the fact that your first child is Zest's as little miracles don't count as favoritism.
You were incredibly at this.
But didn't stop Jack from breaking in half a fork when you told your peerage about your new status as the consort of So-chan, so you were going to get a bunch of anniversary gifts to remind your peerage that you weren't playing any favoritism.
But there wasn't time to do it, too many duties and your clingy Knight would make your search become inconclusive. So you made your organization do it in your stead, managing the criminal elements of a growing piece of Underworld came with the perk of having multiple hands around to help you in this hard mission of maintaining your harem.
For Jack a cloak of raven feathers, a reconstruction of the Morrigan's own ability to command ravens with the power of turning a few feathers into ravens for the sake of taking care of bodies or scouting, you of course managed to curse the feathers to inflict a greater amount of pain to anyone that was Jack.
Nezuko got a very juicy steak of… a giant, huh, this is very new you are feeling proud of your minions they cut the leg of a giant for not paying their debts to your organization. And Souji says that you are a bad influence on others, they defeated it and made sure that they were remembered.
For Maria… you don't know they did it, but you ended up restoring all the fingers of all the involved in this madness, with this, you probably will never need anything for the next century to give a proof of your love for your succubus.
Zest gets a reverse bunny suit, sometimes is very obvious what is needed to make a wife happy.
And Miyu? You got a few books of Vassago pillar because the heiress owed you a lot of debts, the family magic of electro-kinesis would be useful for her studies.
All in all, a good amount of time was spent on selecting these gifts but still giving you more than enough time to talk with Acchan about… a lot of things, like your relationship with Miyu and her celebration party in Muspelheim. The last part was… a tough thing to sell even when you found and prepared a section of that realm to a safe standard where even a low class could survive easily.
You convinced him when you explained the connection between the Dying Will Flames and the Will of Muspelheim to spark the interest of Acchan. Something that you hope to inspire in your Bishop as Muspelheim is a place that was special to you and would like to visit again now that you were sure that your peerage was prepared.
With luck, it would become a date spot!
You were 96% sure that you could keep Pandora from dying out of pure heat with your preparations too!
This conversation came also with the confirmation that Acchan has a doctorate in gynecology and a free title in proctology, very important that you made a date in his calendar so your child could come into the world without any issues, after all, it was Acchan if anyone could be trusted to be the doctor of choice was him. Acchan didn't even blink when you told him the amazing news and just said to wait 5 years for Miyu, it was acceptable as your research told you that it was the most common age for humans to reproduce with all the shows that humans like to exhibit in their 'music' channels.
It was a good talk, you didn't even have to tell him that you were using Miyu and Pandora's kissing as the mental image to upgrade your pieces! Extra focus from sheer horny!
...You had to admit, what should have been expected when modifying your pieces would be Acchan flash steeping knocking and interrogating you as he checked your new mutated Knight and pair of Pawns. All ended well, you didn't have to talk with Maggie to make a date in the schedule of Acchan to have a conversation with him as future son-in-law to father-in-law.
And so with everything said and done, the important part was how Miyu's celebration resulted as was expected.
"Olympus damn it Kane!" Shouted Pandora as she tried to strangle you in the middle of a free fall in a world of fire and magma.
It was so cute that she believed that she could do anything to you.
A blaze of anti-magic flames interrupted every other attempt of the devils at stopping the free fall as you laughed at the looks of panic of many of the guests of Miyu's party, with the exception of the Satans and mature devils who were told beforehand.
It was really good to learn how many would react to surprises like this, Riser your bro was just trusting you and not panicking while his fiancée was shaking him and his peerage giving their orations to Lilith.
With the rest of your executives, Clara had a parachute prepared before everything began as she somehow read you like an open book, Bova just shouted 'cowabunga' and made himself a ball, Howler was screaming and hugging Ban while Ban was trying to disengage.
The magical girls were cheating with Oz somehow making gravity his bitch and making them float.
[Heat into energy into magnetism into hemokinesis]
So bitching science, talking about science you looked at the Astaroth's family.
Miyu was busy taking notes of everything that she looked around unfazed by everything that happened around as a very simple use of her own Kankara formula and flames turned the anti-magic into fuel for the levitation spell that carried her whole family.
"I have never been more proud." You have the feeling that you should rip your eyes at the image of an almost tearing-up Acchan.
Jack already found the trick and allowed herself to fall, Nezuko was flying with a grotesque pair of wings made of multiple species and Maria was hugging you laughing.
Zest and Maggie were already in the party place alongside your sisters and their fluffies, you knew better than to prank pregnant women and toddlers.
Ten minutes after the fall your favorite mooks reached the 'ground' and prepared for the impact.
…
Only to fall into a mountain of pillows behind the illusory flames revealing the true party place.
Muspelheim was very generous in helping you with this prank.
The fire was energy and movement, that could translate to multiple effects that were inspired by your own Famiglia visits to this place and a few 'talks' that you had with Muspelheim. Senjutsu and your personal connections to the flames allowed you to do this you could do the most insane and absurd thing to the date.
The creation of a genuine place that wasn't dangerous in the realm of fire that was planning to consume multiple realities. Good for Muspelheim, things should be more on fire in your opinion.
[You always find the most interesting sort of things to befriend]
With the prank done, the celebration began.
The drinking Contest between Surt II and Beowulf began as Bahamut acted as a transport bringing more barrels while Shirou began to try to find the logic behind how their mass could contain so much alcohol before being forced to drink too like a man.
Clara was using her mutant familiar and commanding Mr. Peanuts to attack Bova. Nothing wrong.
Nezuko almost ate the petting Zoo until she smelled the vegetable oil that you bathed the animals beforehand and decided to just consume her anniversary gift and sulk because her gramps were laughing at her prickliness.
Jack and you danced, while the magical girls fought an army of crows as they tried their hardest to rescue you from her claws. You got closer and clingy with them all, and the sweet little Ortlinde ended up being the biggest winner as she danced with you every time that So-chan and Fi-chan fought Jack.
Maria, Shelia, and Zest just enjoyed themselves looking the ambient around and conversing… you know better about your two lovers and we're sure that those two are talking about your sex life with them with Maria.
The executives of your famiglia were playing the game of trying shit with Riser, apparently inspired by the Norse tradition of throwing shit at Baldur only that a difference of the Myth Baldur did defend himself and Riser was smart enough to run when Reze joined as revenge for your shenanigans.
Pandora interacted with Ravel and got redder by the second, as Ravel was tempting her with a bowl of the fourth flavor and private time with you. You made the best choice on marrying Ravel, a Lady Gremory that actively tries to help you bed sexy blondes is priceless.
Miyu acted like she was injected with a mix of methamphetamines, gasoline, and Frosted Flakes as she looked everything around the safe zone with shining eyes, teleporting around taking photos and making notes of so much important data that needed to be recorded, and asking so many questions that broke her normal kuudere faced as she was just happily doing what made her happy.
Until she got tired and began to eat, big sausages.
You realize now, that the promise that you made Acchan is one that you will break in the future if Miyu temps you like this.
…
…
…
Pandora.
She isn't having fun.
She isn't having fun.
She isn't having fun.
Dammit, she is having fun!
But many of the guests of Caelum Ardor were avoiding her, it was subtle but there was a separation where they were treating her with respect and waiting to get away as soon as it was physically possible without being looked like a lack of manners by the lessons of the mothers of Kane.
And was shared by every single girl that Kane was close and…
Wait… they were considering her as his woman?
She needed to-!
To-!
To tell them that they were wrong! Because she isn't in love with Kane Gremory!
Anytime now!
Anytime!
She is capable of telling these devils that she isn't romantically involved and doesn't wish to be held by his arms and-!
…
She will do it tomorrow! Yes, she doesn't involve herself and clears this defamation when everyone is having fun and enjoying themselves! There aren't any other reasons why she doesn't say anything! She is just being completely magnanimous in letting them enjoy themselves!
"You are kind of driving everyone to the edge." The Phenex, she didn't know his name just knew him as Ravel's brother.
She didn't really pay attention, to why he was talking to her instead of ignoring her like most of the slaves of Kane, he could call them minions or mooks but she could recognize willing slaves at her age.
"The problem is that you haven't hurt anyone or made them develop emotional trauma." Phenex told her with a wry expression.
Her brain made a short circuit.
"Wait what?" Did she hear it wrong?
Isn't she good enough to be Kane's woman?! Wait, no! This is good, just let the secretary talk.
"Yeah, what is your game trying to drive them mad with pure paranoia? Because it's working and very effective." Ban, the guy who stole her cookie interrupted rudely.
And no she isn't holding a grudge and memorized his name for that reason and only that reason.
"Was the work of Jack? She is very creative." Another executive… Howaito. Yes, Howaito came after.
By the Olympus, she wishes that Bova is dead before he has a chance to talk with her.
"Nah, is probably a Miyu's thing." Ban denied moving his head. "I still don't believe that she is safe."
"Excuse me." She coughed a pair of times to remind these morons of what they are talking about.
"Master Kane has a habit of adding a particular sort of people to his harem." Phenex began to say with a calm face of internal screaming. "The Famiglia sort of decided to treat you cautiously as you are very likely to join him."
It pissed her off that they all were treated like you were his. Her heart isn't prepared for-! To deny him obvious he is going to kill her after that. But what if he doesn't want to surrender? Will he...
Focus Pandora!
"What sort of people?" She wanted details.
They looked at each other in silence.
"Fuck it Howler you say it." Ban shouted to Howaito… Howler.
"Ah, crap baskets." The devil cursed before he looked at her with a hint of fear. "They are dangerous as fuck women that no sane man wants... Please don't hurt me."
"What?" …What?
They looked at each other again and began to call them.
"Lord Beelzebub's secret child."
"A Half Devil crazed child turned into Wendigo."
"A Succubus that put in a coma Arnold for a week by crashing into her."
"A Yandere that can always make herself invisible and multiply herself."
The three looked at each other before simultaneously saying the same name with dread.
"Sona Sitri." Pandora doesn't know why such a name inspires them that amount of terror to the point that the trio placed above the other mentioned.
The three of them shuddered while looking at the magical girl fighting against the legion.
"Zest and Fischl are an exception for obvious reasons." Riser added trying to drive the conversation.
"Yup." The others agreed.
"Satan save who upset them." The white-haired thief added.
"Yup." They nodded multiple times.
At some point, Howler coughed a little.
"So we wanted to know to what group you belong because the members of the Famiglia are beginning to get a nervous breakdown." Howler asked diplomatically.
"I am Pandora." There was it, she admitted, and now the rejection that she was familiarized with.
Any second now.
But the three keep silent like they are until after five minutes of waiting Howler blinks and realizes that she isn't going to say anything more.
"And?" Howler asked not getting the point.
"Yeah, give us something to work on as the Don isn't going to help." Ban added crossing his arms. "That isn't going to inspire any sort of fear in the mooks more than Riser being in his period."
Naturally, the Phenex took an exception and punched the Raum.
She realized at that moment when they began to fight, that Kane wasn't crazy by the devils' standards but all their society was made of madmen with sanity being a putrefactive corpse in one of the rooms of the madhouse that was their realm.
All the people at this party were mad!
Olympus fucking mad!
…
Just like her for liking how things are.
You took a deep breath and hit your cheeks a pair of times, there was a big contract incoming and maybe you will disappear for a time. This was something that you feel through your Intuition but the details were hidden from you, but deep in your soul, the answer rings true.
You were being summoned to an area filled with magical girls or close enough.
But would you dare to do this? To risk being away for an unknown amount of time for the sake of fulfilling your fetishes?
[You absolutely would.]
But when you had a fresh supply in your own home in the form of Miyu and Pandora was there a true need to gamble? You were very sexually and emotionally satisfied with how things are and even could your greatest payload of the week that Pandora was in denial and just trying to make herself difficult but would melt at a touch.
You should play with her cunny today!
A bit of foreplay, then make-up and dinner before checking the difference between devil pussy and human pussy. Reality better remember these words as you promised to yourself that if anything end happens and Pandora doesn't join your peerage then she isn't going to die as a virgin, that cunny was yours to claim for the law of dib-!
[Warning! Disaster incoming!]
Someone is getting close to the door of the room and was bad news… did Grayfia ask Jack cut short your megalomaniac time again? You were sure that you assigned private time to your schedule for the sake of acting like an evil mastermind in private.
"Kane we would like to talk about Miyu's party." The voice of your mother Venelana Gremory was so 'kind' and 'warm' that all your survival instincts were put into overdrive.
[Run bitch! Don't look back!]
"I-have-a-summoning-kay-bye!" You shouted beyond the door looking at how it just cracked in response.
Activating the summoning and with a flash, you got away when the door was blown into very tiny pieces.
…
And now you are out of the underworld! Escape successful!
Where were you?
[Prison/Safe space/Bedroom/Mutual Protection/A smiling demon was resting.]
So many meanings to a dark room, and you entered without caring about it. There was a subtle danger about the entity but you were more interested in her looks.
She was pretty.
A beautiful girl with eyes red as blood and clothes of similar color, her blonde hair was a similar tone to Fi-chan if not a little darker in tone. She was beautiful, with eyes filled with innocence and bloodlust, fingers that you feel that would be bathed in blood, pale skin that didn't look unhealthy with fangs sharp enough that would pierce the skin of their prey, a subtle enchant and temptation of as nails would sink in the chest hard enough that blood would get out.
A Vampire.
One with a side ponytail, shit that was one of your fetishes.
She was playing by herself, broken dolls with others that were still intact and a dollhouse were the only things in her attention as your summoning was ignored. Heh, the first time that this happened, you didn't dress in work clothes, and still a girl that wasn't giving you her time of the day? Well, Kane Gremory isn't going to fail a contract.
Prepare yourself vampiress, Kane Gremory is going to complete your wish.
"Hey, do you want to play together?"
"How is the name of this doll?"
"Is kinda cute, remade at hand with love."
"This is a nice tea, the skill of the maker is exceptional."
You were ignored, no matter what you said to her the blonde vampire was still playing, not truly seeing you or hearing you as she was too busy playing with an innocent and crazy smile on her face, hmm. Was really close to a full moon? You knew that it was those nights when Nezuko ended up getting night snacks.
You decided to stop playing and check more of the room, it was a little dirty with clothes being on the floor and in the bed, so you decided to do the most decent thing and help her clean this room, with luck maybe this was her wish as you knew a few of your harem were a little messy in their rooms.
You also could steal panties on a future visit once you get enough trust.
*Crick*
Cracks were spreading in so many dolls around the hand of the blonde girl, her magic just acted without her control and was constantly moving around her. It was slow but the girl stopped for a second looking at the pendulum wall clock that was on one of the walls.
You took a few of the broken dolls, and decided to use Purification, and seal the cracks. Putting pieces back in place and repairing all those flaws and imperfections. One after another, you continued doing this without another word said, eventually she would figure something was wrong.
Satan, you wish to have your tail here for an extra limb to use here.
"Hmm?" A soft voice came out of the vampire as she lifted one confused. "Weren't you broken too?" Her question made you smile, a simple change in the monotony of her life.
"I repaired it." You commented doing a salute with your hand.
"Who are you!?" The vampires shouted pointing at you.
"You just noticed me? Audible gasp." You smiled with a hand above your heart in a mocking. "Truly you are lucky that I was summoned, other devils would be offended by your act." Most wouldn't have endured and gone back Underworld like bitches or turn into violence.
It wasn't a surprise that your species had a population crisis with those two factors.
"I thought that you were a hallucination!" Well thank you, you are a very lovely one.
"I am dreamy and handsome, is normal for a girl of your age to have fantasies." It was nice to know the reasons why she ignored you, it did help to bump up your ego a little. "I am the best that Underworld has to offer in boys of this generation."
"You're a boy!?" She exclaimed.
…
…Come again?
You weren't being confused as a girl right? You weren't girly or effeminate even in your true age was on the line of cute but in a handsome shade… Right? You even took care of your hairstyle being in the line of aristocratic even when it was a LITTLE long there wasn't a way that you didn't look very manly like your father or Sirzechs.
…
Fuck! FUCK! Okay, Kane don't worry, you can fix it! There must be an explanation that is logical.
[She hasn't met a boy until now]
Oh.
Good to know.
Thanks to every Pillar in the Underworld that she didn't notice your expression crack a little.
"Let's present ourselves to each other." You began to close the distance and took her hand.
Just a single act that made her eyes widen and hunger/madness enter, a second was enough to know why as you began to feel it.
How your soul begins to crack and reflect in your body, it was a sensation that made your soul feel itchy while you feel your flames interacting with this new sensation affecting your Sky and flow of natural energy, it wasn't something wrong per se.
How could one describe divisions and fissures in the sky?
The answer was simple, you couldn't.
That isn't the nature of the sky to break and separate, the cracks were something added but didn't break you as all the parts of the Sky weren't ever a single thing. The clouds, the storms, the sun, etc all belong to the Sky it didn't matter what shape it took.
Cracks were there but didn't matter as it was alright they could have a place too.
Your body was still the same, Purification then took over and cleaned the lines that coursed over, it was better like this as those lines looked like tattoos, and only edgy characters have tattoos when they are children.
Then you kissed the back of her hand, it was the show of manners that your mothers installed in you, and looked directly at her beautiful crimson eyes.
"I am Kane a pleasure." In the end, these cracks were filled once again and acted like a very nice scratch at the part of your existence that you couldn't interact with.
"F-Flandre Scarlet." She was blushing holding her hand. "How?" She shyly asked your secret to avoid… what the hell she did do?
[The Sky accepts it all]
"I am the Sky, breaking apart that isn't how it works." You could explain about Harmony and Purification later but for now. "But I have to ask you."
She looked at you with confusion.
"Do you want to play together again?" You once again offered your hand and this time she took it.
Giggling and smiling the vampiress accepted with glee, the sort of games to do in a room was so varied as you just indulged her and realized all the wishes that she had, so greedy and needy was Flandre that the both of you didn't have a single second of rest as always there was a game after another that she wanted to try.
Her Destruction and your Harmony competed on what was better, the furniture lay broken in a few impacts and Flandre called you a cheater for flying, and her magic dissipated before it touched your body.
You just pressed her nose with your finger and told her to catch you, as you saw her wings so colorful but so useless to fly around but at least that you thought before she chased you over her room with a silly smile and a clone of her around.
And when you two got tired of playing both shared the same dessert.
A Popsicle of the Fourth Flavor.
If you were human, you probably would go to hell and sadly the reaction that she had was lost to you as your drugged mind was just focused on having fun until you used purification again.
For hours you played and allowed yourself to act of your age without duties and danced without music or scrip just random fun that you used to have before you had your evil pieces or meet Jack, just a child again as the cracks filled your body multiple times.
It was an annoyance but Flandre was fun to play with.
But the time to play ended as you felt your contract was fulfilled, conditions to returning just needed to be triggered, and sadly that made you stop so Flandre crashed into your stomach making her nose bleed a little until you fixed it in her bed, that is going to leave stains but that wasn't his problem but of the poor slave/butler that cleans.
You looked at your contractor, she was tired, sweaty, and part of her dress was dirty with a white stain with the sour smell of…
…
Fuck!
Fuck! Fuck! Fuuuuuuuuuck!
Damn you High Kane how could have you been so fucking stupid!
You gave her the yogurt that you were saving for after dinner! It cost you about the temporal crippling of three different squads of goons to milk that Hydra! You damn simp High!KANE! Where are you finding another Hydra that has breasts!?
[You would do the same without the high]
No, the common day Kane would be at least making out with the cute blonde vampire before giving her the Hydra yogurt instead of getting nothing but a smile.
That was a big difference.
Still, you had to admit that you lost your notion of time and spent all day playing around, maybe that was the trigger, Flandre's room did hide you from your mothers all day.
Well look at the hour, is time for you to return home.
"No, you can't go back!" She shouted before you say it, as she used to this? "You can sleep with Patchouli in the library!"
You don't know who this Patchouli is but sounds very breedable.
[Indeed.]
…Where did that come from?
"And Sakuya can prepare meals like that exorcist that visit." Okay, that was tempting if only to laugh at those mooks from the church but you didn't eat humans. "And and-!" She was really
All that she wants to say is…
[Don't go! Don't abandon me!]
So you were right, this wasn't just her room and she was confined here.
Should you do it?
Of fucking course you would, there wasn't a need to doubt your path as it was something that you always have done since the beginning.
Pat.
Her almost teary face looked up when you left resting your hand on her head and smiling sincerely at her.
"There, you are alright?" You asked her as you slowly petted her, her locks permeated with the smell of blood were soft like yours. "You have my summoning sigil, I can come at any moment that you want after all you made a contract with me, and true devils need to make wishes become reality." You reminded her, that this was what devils did.
Tempting until your contractors were willing to sell their souls in the old times.
"If you have some wishes to be accomplished, I will be there." You promised, after all, that it didn't cost much and made you more powerful in the process.
You didn't understand why playing with Flandre gave you so much, besides the temporal cracks that formed in your growing Sky that showed in your body being a bother to mend.
"If I want your blood." She asked with a slow-forming blush on her face.
That sound came from her stomach? Damn, she must be hungry.
Your sharpened teeth pierced your finger allowing a few drops of blood and you shoved it inside her mouth.
"Then you have it." If she thought that you would pussy out then she never saw a porn movie or hentai.
She began to suck your finger afterward moving her head a little forward.
The return of the inappropriate moment boner, probably would give a very wrong image if someone saw your other hand on the top of her head.
[You taunted Murphy]
The sound of padlocks being opened up outside the room and chains clashing with the floor.
"Flandre are you alright we…" Nope.
No. Ne. La. Nā. Nay. Non. Nein. Nie. Nu. Nej. And finally Nope again.
You teleported away, explaining something like this wasn't in your contract.
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…
…
Remilia Scarlet.
She saw a flash of red and demonic mana come from inside the room and kick the door immediately, she could ask Sakuya to repair it later. She needed to check on her sister, did a devil come to kill them? Or worse was Flandre a devil now?
Thankfully she just found her sister sitting in her bed alone.
"Nee-chan~." Flandre had a look in her eyes that made Remilia's blood freeze inside her veins.
"Yes, Flandre?" Remilia was proud of herself for not stuttering those words.
"Boys are amazing-" Flandre, her innocent sister just passed out on the floor with a blushing face and ragged breath after those words were spoken.
The blue-haired vampire stood there frozen, and a pit grew in her stomach as she began to observe the state of the room and her sister, she was sweaty and tired, and her clothes were disheveled in a way that Remilia never saw in her sister.
But there wasn't a single scratch on her, in fact, Flandre looked very happy and satisfied.
Almost as she was… But that was impossible. That was crazy, surely Flandre couldn't have!? She needed to check.
A little white stain on her blouse, with a little sour smell that could only come from her mouth.
Blood in the bed!
Liquid coming out of her legs!
Remilia Scarlet mechanically moved her head and eyes back to the face of Flandre, a tongue out licking her lips sultry manner.
"Kane~" The moan that came from her dear sister, her blushing sleeping sister was the last nail to the truth.
The (Self-proclaimed) Second Scarlet Devil passed out from the shock.
You were sure that avoiding punishment should be harder than this.
Thankfully, your Intuition helped a lot by making a whole schedule that could work to avoid your mothers' oversight and with good use of your harem to keep their attention away by just being in the correct place for a daughter-mother bonding moment, a good number of diversions and then you began to unleash the true evil.
Your sisters!
Grimmy even helped you to unleash a tactical Rias, many underestimated toddlers but you knew them better than most of the household, their chaos can be guided and weaponized.
With lots of sugar.
You looked back at the manor, the rising smoke, and servants throwing themselves out of the windows with nostalgia. This was called Brotherly Pride? You think that you like this feeling, it feels so well to pass the fire to the next generation.
But you have waste enough time and needed to get the answer to a question that was plaguing your mind so you flew in the direction of Clara's home to get the answer.
Were Clara and you together-together or were just friends?
Many would think that it was an easy question to answer but the truth was something different. You had little to zero female friends, and multiple lovers but a very small number of girls were in the 'only friends bin' of your brain.
Besides her, only Penthesilea was someone that you had doubts about.
…You weren't going to lie to yourself and say that you weren't feared/disliked/hatred or 'out of view out of mind' by Peepeep and many others of Riser's harem alongside his fiancée.
Or that you wouldn't fuck Shirone if given a chance alongside her doggo King.
Or that you didn't accidentally seduce a blonde vampiress of your age and see it as a blessing.
At this moment, you knew that friendship was hard and complicated for you as you were just willful with your actions and lacked hesitation to just hold back your wants and desires to take what you wanted.
And when you were with Clara, you were happy and in that, you focused but you truly haven't done anything romantic. Were you possessive with her because you liked-liked her or were acting like a sibling who didn't want to share the attention of their siblings?
Naturally, you NEVER were like that but saw Grimmy and Rias.
But your mussing had to stop, the image that you saw in the home of Clara was one that you forever will remember as Mr. Peanuts was doing something that by your standards was so damn weird and scary that you will never see another reindeer in the same way.
What the hell Santa does do to those things!?
Fucking laser beams came from its red eyes and burned the vermin, the reindeer just moved to float around without moving its legs bringing death and desolation to all the small creatures that were in the garden.
Then floated down and you looked at his soulless red eyes.
"Grrrr!" The reindeer roared.
That thing isn't normal!
[What the hell is feeding Clara to that thing!?]
You tell me!
"Mr. Peanuts is Kacching! You can burn more later, you know that Kacching is fire retarded." And that was how Clara Vaalac calmed her familiar.
The thing, you refused to call it reindeer, just nodded to its mistress and just rose to the sky towards another direction with the power of its own hatred.
Seriously?
[It just learned how to do that.]
You will put that knowledge in a mental box and open it never.
"Hello Clara how you have been?" You were an expert on keeping a Pokerface at this point.
"Good good Kacching, what about you something dirty in your hands?" She looked at you from top to down with a hand rubbing her chin with a grin.
"Maaaaaybe, would you like to know?" Chad tactic number 24 Activate! The moving eyebrows!
You smiled and she just stroked her chin for a few seconds.
You both laughed after that.
"Whassup! My Homie, why the visit?" Once again Clara reminded you that she is a treasure.
"I am searching for the answer to something important and you are my only hope." If anything you were direct and this was something that needed to be worked on together.
"Hmm hmmm…. Hmmmm." If this was someone else these hmm would be teasing but Clara could be busy. "Sure." She nodded and smiled like a puppy.
"Are we together-together or friends?" You asked the question that plagued your mind with Shock as she didn't know the answer!
A bolt of lightning fell from the sky to emphasize how difficult was this question!
Oh wait, it was the corpse of a big bird that mutant reindeer of Clara just shot down and caused a slight tremor.
"I don't know! But Mimi-chan knows the best way and we just have to imitate her!" Clara's answer was one unexpected but no one that you could disagree with.
[So you have to bend Clara and have to way with her?]
"We experiment!" That makes a lot more sense.
Take 1. A normal Date.
Naturally, Clara being her amusing self decided that handholding is lewd and because you were lewd that meant that all the day they needed to do it. Have fun, and laugh as you begin to destroy the hopes and dreams of the poor devils who were trying to scam the both of you in a carnival.
Truly they should know better than to aim to trick a member of your famiglia, at this point their tricks were so easy to see through that leaving a couple in only their clothes was very amusing,
Elttil taking the form of a mask helps a lot too.
"Are we a couple now?" You asked while Clara hugged a bear bigger than her whole body.
She put her hand under her chin to think about the answer for a few minutes.
"I don't know." She decided with a smile.
[You both are idiots]
Take 2. Putting a girlfriend to be in multiple outfits.
A typical activity that boyfriends and girlfriends have done for years is to seduce each other, through the use of imagination to try to figure out the measurements when the girl was changing or when the boyfriend showed his monetary resources to show off how much of a good time they could have together.
This was one of the tests that caused a good amount of problems because Clara didn't use a bra and so didn't know how to put on a swimsuit, she didn't lie you checked, and so you helped her inside the changing rooms.
[…Smart girl, she prepared well.]
Then the two of you choose to visit a 'costume' show for 'all ages', as it was normal for you as the prices were very acceptable for the high quality of their products as you got a dog girl set for Marnie recently… you also wanted to fill your card of frequent clients.
You were close to getting that VIP card, a man of your connections could intimidate but no you! This place was excellent and you respected their craft of illegal short skirts too much to not offer all your patronage.
Clara was having a fun time too.
[She is taunting you!]
You selected the next set of outfits.
Take three. Research of Boyfriend and Girlfriend compatibility.
You had to admit, Clara was an excellent kisser with a lot of enthusiasm to compensate for her lack of experience. But that came with downsides as her groping technique on your posterior when passion comes has given you something that you could relate to the mixing of different factors.
Post Nut clarity and empathy, a reminder of your former resolution of doing something nice for your parents… today instead you cause the series of events that set your home on fire and created two successors for the title of Crimson Terror that made many servants retire.
"Hmmm~" At Clara's moan of satisfaction, you both separated.
And checked the list of experiments that needed to be realized.
"We have completed side kiss, hugging kiss, surprise kiss, quick kiss, and long kiss versions of…" You read the list and positive results, practice as done her favors, and improve the results. "About ten different places including collarbone, neck, and checks that are up and down."
"Our research has proven More testing!" And then she gave you a French kiss.
You agreed with Clara, this requires a lot more testing.
[You both like each other]
There WAS MUCH MORE testing to do.
[Clara Valaac already seduced you in two days, you are the waifu]
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"And so after the rest of the test ended we reached the conclusion that we should be dating and so were are boyfriend and girlfriend." That was your week, it was nice but still, it felt like you were in front of a line made of only armed soldiers.
You can't believe that your parents made you explain in detail what you do in your free time in the middle of the dinner and interrogate all details with cross-references to make sure that you were honest.
"Is that all?" Seriously you only caused a little fire and now all want to grind all the details of your life.
"Right, there was another thing that I wanted to share but is good news." You told them and well nobody began to eat except your peerage that was already used to all your stuff.
"Zest is pregnant." With that said you began to eat your dinner.
You feel a little upset that nobody else began to eat and just stared at you in shock.
Isn't it your fault that your seed was so potent that beat demonic contraception measures, it's the others that don't try hard enough!
Maybe if other devils shared your view of relations we wouldn't have this population problem.
Uff I am tired, Ren got into a few problems so the meeting will be in the next update as he got two pairs of wings before getting of age makes him a good seed, and is laying down. Expect a letter next update. Anyway the isekai choice comes after the rolls are made and not before I will put it up. If there are errors say it because internet is bad and parts can be cut.
Edit: A few things go cut, I will be trying to type more options when I have better connection so meanwhile moratorium until I check everything.
