Maybe your people, the Dragon Slayers in general, do lack a few screws in their heads instead of being loose. That would really explain a few quirks that you acquired after eating Ladon's heart, like the poison being an enjoyable food and… some stuff that you shouldn't mention even inside your mind, it was probably quite tame. In the beginning, you think that these changes were because you got a bit more insane these years from the lack of sleep, too many hits in the head and that Kane jr was the head that did most of the choices.

But meeting another comrade in arms against the eternal fight to bully and fuck with the shit of those Zoidbergs made things clear.

Dragon Slayers were crazy or too based to follow laws.

No matter who makes them.

Talos, took over your contract then interrupted an interdimensional meeting with Nyarl to throw you into his Domain or Pantheon's throne room and finally gave you a blessing for the sake of seeing what you would do with that in his former turf.

By talking or Shouting the reality to make that shit happen.

You were going to answer a lot of questions when you return to Underworld.

There weren't any mistakes about it, in your body was the blessing of a God, a very strong one that could be felt even now. The power of his voice declared you his champion and came without a single string attached but kill some fuckers that annoy him if you were free for it.

Why? Because he could and was bored.

Talos was the greatest Dragon Slayer that you meet and also the most unrestrained one that became also a God somehow.

[Glory Talos, faaz his bitch breaker dick, and his fucking of elf, fae, and dragons] For some reason that word feels wrong.

It was just a few hours and checking around through all your different senses so it was clear that Talos didn't even screw you by throwing your party into a high-level zone for shits and giggles, Talos genuinely gave you time to adjust and then do what you wanted, he truly was one of yours.

As expected, even in other dimensions most of the time Dragon Slayers didn't actively screw each other.

You will have to ask Compa to check you up for the changes in your body, that would be important to check if you didn't get divine cancer from the blessing as Kane jr got heavier. Gods, were flicky beings, and even if you wanted to trust a fellow Dragon Slayer, you needed a medical check to make sure that you didn't catch anything.

[You are going to kill the poor girl]

So isn't possible to tease her? A pity, you didn't have problems in using your body for your benefit after bribing a succubus with your boxers.

[Moderation, your penis isn't the only buffed aspect]

That could work, the blessing that Talos gave you wasn't power but potential and correction. Just what fits perfectly your preference, muscles that don't develop naturally were beginning to catch up and by the end, you probably will manage to lift Shelia without your hands by using just the power of Kane jr.

Maybe you could use your dick to fight now.

[In the temple there was a mural of Talos killing a dragon by hitting its face with his] Your intuition helpfully reminded you.

It was a pity that you had to wait while you do a few favors for Talos, Beowulf really needs to know about this. He really liked to hear stunts like these and when another member of the group does something ridiculous it was need to be remembered to give the young ones some inspiration for the future…. Your people, the dragon slayers to be specific, were a bad influence.

But at least we were better than the Greeks, and the biggest danger was for ourselves instead of others.

It wasn't a high bar but it was bar!

[Keep telling yourself that to help you sleep]

You were going to give a snarky and very smart comment [You weren't] when your body tensed as a smell caught your nose, eyes began to dilate and mouth began to water as your very soul began to growl in hunger.

A prey was close, blood was already spread on the ground and keeps flowing as a complete slaughter was in progress.

You didn't notice that you were already moving, the magic flows faster to increase your speed, sound and smell were burned by your flames in preparation for an ambush and the life force of your prey was so…

Human?

No there was something wrong, why a dragon lifeforce looks so human and still shaped like a dragon?

Tension abandoned your body, instincts began to become inner again as you finally saw your 'prey' and were downright disappointed.

"W.y .on't just die!" A warrior woman shouted while healing her throat and spitting some blood.

There were a looooooot of dead bodies surrounding her, a grin began to spread on your face as there was a-!

[Bandits]

Hope died, everything was bleak and your dragon slayer instincts decided to take a nap, it was just an adventurer that was exploring or something.

Annnndd she looked at you, under her helmet you could see narrow her eyes and prepare to defeat you in a glorious battle as she thinks that you were the boss or something.

You will give her a minute of advantage.

[Two minutes, it just took exactly 120 seconds]

Thank you Intuition, you are better than a clock.

"I am sorry! Please let me go!" Your assaulter shouted at you after her helmet fell to the floor her red hair began to flow easily.

She needs a bath too, there was too much dirt to truly see her features.

Maybe you did go too far by tying her upside down to a tree with flame-reinforced ropes.

But didn't stop you from leaving her there and going back to the temporal camp that you [Elttil] made for the girls… you weren't used to sleep so comforts for it or protection against the elements weren't necessary.

[Kane Gremory the King of Hobos, the Supreme Vagabond Dragon Slayer, Super Homeless Devil]

Do something original, Beowulf already says those.

Anyway upon your return, you saw Compa who was checking the supplies that you gave her, IF was making herself busy checking maps because Gamindustri makes radars in phones somehow, and your piece was sleeping in a pile of your used clothes like a sushi roll.

Apparently, they just decided to call this whole dimensional travel a DLC and just rolled with it… these Compa and IF were just made differently and with the tough stuff.

[You were worried for nothing at all, is okay being capable of worry shows that you care about them]

You decided to direct your attention to the sleeping one while the girls were planning a dungeon raiding, it was that or fuck them and that was of bad taste when they didn't know your species, nature of the relationship, and details of your life.

Curse that sweater and short pants, they were too tempting! Your pieces were weighing heavy in your mind just like those heavenly breasts and ass would weigh in your palm.

But nooooooo, you are a proper devil and a proper high-class devil convert and marry before initiating any of that. No risk must be taken, your baby girl or boy showed you that your broken condom curse wasn't perfect.

Swallowing a frustrated breath, you moved your eyes to the sleeping girl in the shelter made by your own hands [IT WAS ELTTIL!]

Looking at the purple girl made you at least more curious than hard.

Just who is she? What is her background? Why is her cost so high? So many questions filled your brain with curiosity as you mentally compared her to the other members of your peerage. As Jack, Nezuko, and Miyu were your only top pieces, with every one of them being capable of showing their worth almost immediately.

What would this girl show the other devils? What she will make you feel? You liked surprises like this. Naturally, her timing was also spectacular because she chooses the moment where you were alone with her waiting to awake and finally explore this interesting world.

…In your defense you didn't expect Compa and IF to take an issue about your idea of fighting with an unconscious girl in your back and put you in a time down with her.

"Ughaaank~" With a sound that shouldn't belong to a human she was just stretched as she sat up.

It was very nice to see that flexibility knowing that you could…

[Think about how lewding her later.]

She sat absentmindedly, her eyes not fully awake yet. A few leaves were stubbornly stuck on her hair and still had your blazer/jacket as a blanked.

And as soon as she woke up in someone else's place, the first thing she said was.

"... I'm hungry…" Those were her first words.

You completely admire her for such shamelessness, it was a talent that truly belonged to your race even before you used your evil pieces.

You finally saw her beautiful eyes that remind you of home, and for a while, you just sat there close to her and stared at her without a word, chin propped by the palm of your hand observing her and only that like inspecting a rare creature unknown to the devilkin.

If she were any regular girl, she would've already grasped the situation and felt embarrassed at basically being sleeping in a forest.

But this was your next Knight and truly you didn't choose wrong.

"Out of 100 points… about 90." She nodded with a sleepy smile.

You just sat and raised an eyebrow.

"I think the way you covered it with leaves was nice because it allowed the sunlight to only subtly pass through. The breeze flowing inside was also refreshing, which was good. As soon as I laid down, I feel like I could go to sleep right away again." Truly her experience in naps was perfect to completely make a whole review full of random facts.

The work that you [For the last time it was Elttil] put into the camp was truly appreciated and almost made you blush at how much she praised you.

Wait a second did she?

[She awoke about 2 hours ago and napped again]

…This one would give lessons to the Sloth devils that you meet before.

"But I didn't have a choice but to sleep face down as the floor was covered with clothes… it would have been nicer had it been a little softer. But it blocks the sun quite well and I also liked the sound of the flowing stream nearby." Her talent at napping truly was amazing.

She expertly assessed without changing her satisfied facial expression.

[Extra translation, she enjoyed the smell of your clothes, and being horny makes it difficult to sleep]

"It was great." There was no change in her sleepy expression, but there was a strange twinkling feeling that convinced you that she felt quite satisfied with this experience.

This one without a doubt is one who Baldy would take as his disciple and a future Sloth devil.

She stood up and stretched her limbs once more.

The wooden shelter that you made [I give up] was wider than one might think as you made it for three persons so you could have an excuse to cuddle and have one sleeping on you in the nights, but that's all it was. It was wide but the ceiling stopped around your shoulders as the tallest member of the group, once again made with an important purpose of getting them cradle to go out.

But put it in simple terms, at your 165cm of height couldn't stand inside and Compa was also cautious inside.

And IF… she didn't have problems if she didn't lift her arms completely and wasn't simultaneously on the tips of her feet.

So seeing a girl stretching inside such a narrow space made you realize our difference in physique compared to Compa and IF, the nameless girl really was a small in comparison. Even the hoodie was a little loose despite her wearing what must have been one of the smallest sizes.

Different from IF but a good build that fits your tastes in cuteness.

Excellent legs too.

Suddenly, her stomach started to rumble as she popped out of the shelter.

Yes, 'popped out' was the perfect way to describe her action.

Her footwork resembled those of martial arts movies. She was gathering her weight at the tip of her toes and was balancing her weight distribution perfectly, just to land her small body in her desired place.

[If she had magic then she would just use it to make it easier]

You could imagine someone using was using all kinds of high-level spells out of morning laziness, as if she was a god-tier talent to be even lazier, it wasn't something that she realized as it was just something that she was doing everything instinctively, unconsciously.

"Can I eat it?" She picked up a piece of jerky you had lying around and took a bite off it.

She licked her lips as she chewed.

"Eghk–! It's too salty." Can't be blamed as it was from river crab.

She stuck out her tongue with a frown looking curious about the piece of meat like it has the secrets universe contained inside.

"...Though, there also seems to be an indescribable taste?" The purple girl put her hand on her chin and she then took another bite.

She seemed to start to enjoy the salty taste after chewing for a while, so she ended up eating the whole thing, it was natural your Harmony made things taste really well, then she pointed to another piece.

"Can I have another one?" Her star-filled eyes truly made you feel proud.

You just smiled and without words passed her a lot more, you will work on mixing Refinement/Purification and Harmony later as this was a good way of spoiling someone.

It was like you were feeding a cute pet.

"Hey, what are you doing in bed with me anyway? I'm waitin' for an explanation buster!" And there was when the other shoe falls.

You were stared down by a puppy, and apparently claimed your things as her… it was okay you knew what it feels like being married.

Well… it seems that you are completely beaten, there isn't a way that you aren't going to make her part of your peerage you liked her hugs and now you are almost going to roll in the floor laughing at her reaction, but you didn't.

Behind her, you commanded Elttil to do that for you.

"In short dimensional travel and pretty much, you got caught with me because you treated me as your bed." Refuge in audacity and honestly, the maximum combo.

You had party members that could help you with the extra details.

"Heh, a likely story." The girl's eyes were in a half open glare as she connected the points. "YOU HAD YOUR WAY WITH ME, DIDN'T YOU?! PERVERT! WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?! WHATEVER YOU DID, YOU BETTER UNDO IT!" For a whole different image.

Her trembling finger was pointing at you, there was some blush that made clear that she wasn't totally against it and there was an important point that she was missing.

She was the one that had her way with you.

So while you ignored the now awaken loli as she gets it out of her system you noticed that the shelter moved a little.

"Hmmm, just like I thought I should have built a cabin instead." Or order Elttil to make one for you, but well it was Kane jr who decided what to do.

The purple girl apparently has a weird image of you but it didn't affect your plans or maybe your change of idea about piecing her.

After all, why would you get angry, annoyed or react badly at her accusation when she gave you an excellent experience with her masterful hands just yesterday(?). Was yesterday right? Is hard to check the time of the day when dimensional travel was involved.

[Pay attention to your future Knight]

"So nothing to say about your guilty conscience?" Purple girl, still going hard on you.

"Well, you are the one that didn't stop cuddling all the day with me." You put once again your hand on your chin imitating her own actions. "It was quite surprising that my shirt and blazer could be used to separate you from me."

The girl froze, and looked down realizing that the clothes of the man where she sleeps were yours.

"Kane, are you flirting with your girlfriend already?" IF came back with Compa, truly their timing was excellent. "Geez, why this doesn't surprise me anymore."

"Wait, girlfriend? what is going on?" The purple girl asked and then your stupid broken as fuck luck save your ass. "Why I don't remember anything?"

Amnesia?

"You did fall from an impressive height with Kane." Compa added helpfully.

"I am overpowered as hell and back." You told IF when she raised an eyebrow in question.

What followed was pretty much what you could have expected from a yuri romcom that didn't even try to fake that there wasn't a subtext of girl on girl action being more than friendship including points like Neptune was the name of the purple girl, she was absolutely addicted to sweets and that Compa can't say Neptune name and that she has a lot of possible nicknames.

"You can ask him anything, he is your boyfriend." And IF throw you under the fire.

With the attention of the three over you, there wasn't doubt that you are going to use all your talents and skills in communication and relationships.

"I am?" Neptune asked you with a pair of narrowed eyes.

"Well..." You slowly said as you began to think about how you should explain that it was an excuse to not look like you were kidnapping her. "I think that we should have a private conversation about it." One that involves abusing the hell out of your intuition to save your ass.

"Gasp! You are going to break with me now that there are others in your life!?" Neptune put her hand over her chest and looked at you alarmed.

You looked back in horror! You weren't going to lose a threesome! Or worse the foursome!

"What? No! You are amazing, pretty, and funny, there isn't a man in the world that would do that to you and..." You said as fast as you could with your mouth moving faster than your mind aka you were 100% simp mode and using your internal Sirzechs.

"Good, good, and don't forget it." Neptune was playing you. "No regrets here mister boyfriend take responsibility for everything that you did to me."

[Girlfriend Neptune joined the party!]

Truly you are the best devil ever, she looked at herself proud of having won but sadly Neptune doesn't know the truth. If anything you ended winning by doing basically nothing and just being in the correct moment and in the correct place.

You fucking love the Gremory's Bloodline.


It was a week since Neptune awakened and the party, yes it was another adventuring party, began to explore this new world called Skyrim by the locals. A land that Talos loved like you loved Underworld and simultaneously filled with stuff to do, everyone had a story, a tale to know, a hook for a new adventure, and finding mysteries to solve.

It reminded you of those days that you were with Tonelico to save Britain from the Fae's sheer stupidity.

Sadly, this time you were the only one that could talk with locals as the gift of languages was a perk of being a devil but as party leader, you ended up taking care of the boring stuff.

But it came with perks.

You always managed to get a single shared room with two beds at maximum, there was nothing better than awake with a beautiful girl sleeping in your arms… well maybe if you were awakening instead of just waiting until the night's end.

This reminded you of the downside of partying with Tonelico… Just like when you were in Fae-infested Britain your sex life was nonexistent now.

You had ways to distract yourself at least, for example, that strange word that you were trying to figure out how to use and this interesting thing that you found from the girls of Gamindustri and still working even if you couldn't really see it.

A party system that was very interesting, you weren't truly affected by it but a connection was established between Compa, IF, and Neptune that was in turn connected to you in some manner but without some of the perks of it working for you.

Namely the existential weight acquisition, the levels.

You made something similar in the past by acquiring the mantle of Dragon Slayer but Compa and IF explained a system that was different from your attempt at forcing the world to acknowledge an act of turning prey into predator but the Party system was more of sharing rewards for things done in an interesting manner.

You truly didn't feel any effect but there was this sensation of 'we are in this together' instead of the 'fuck you zoidberg' realization that you had.

The advantages were notable.

Namely, if someone who you killed was 'strong' the battle experience would be shared even when they weren't around. The muscles deployed from high physical activity that was combat, the mindset to make the correct choices, techniques that are created to deal with dangerous situations and skill handling weapons.

All those things were acquired because you made a camp and got out to keep the zone safe.

You had to admit that you killed a lot of beings in their sleep, from Bandits to wildlife so their growth was something that you could understand if they in some form experienced that.

It made you curious about how strong your future Knight became in a single day if you defeated something near your level, it was a very good surprise that only your mutated Knight could handle her while your Rook and Pawns couldn't reach her value, it was a very nice discovery but one that reminds you about Jack.

You need another gift for her, it was true that you had bought her a good cloak but it was a bit subpar considering that she is your second and going to the mafiacon with you.

Maybe an extra would be useful, Jack could get jealous of Neptune too.

As much as you loved your Knight she was very needy and needed to be reminded that her place in your heart was unshakable.

Oh well, you had time for that and…

Your eyes narrowed, instincts of battle and hunt began to flow through your veins and the flame in your chest began to get hotter.

Then nothing.

So it must be my imagination.

Just kidding, you knew that the redhead was following you around for a few days and was improving her stealth in an attempt to get closer to your party. She is getting better at an impressive speed but honestly, you had to deal with Jack enough times to pick up all the counters that your draconian stalker uses.

And then it was your instincts of dragon slayer that made her mission impossible.

[Someone wants to have her ass kicked.]

Yeah, that fits as the dragons were by nature weirdos that think that defeat and bullying mean friendship or something like that.

[You are also at fault by keep feeding her food]

…In your defense you couldn't leave a big titty redhead sad and hungry, not even being a zoidberg or that apparently never had learned about hygiene would make you incapable of ignoring the basic set of manners that your mothers carved into your bones.

It feels like your instincts of a Dragon Slayer were driving you mad by killing blue balls or making you keep her around for other reasons. It feels weird and you didn't like to feel weird, it was like you were going train her like a…

Oh fuck.

[Yup]

But you were Dragons Slayer.

[And a Tamer too.]

Ugh, those pansies zoidberg fuckers how could you be part of those people whose only achievement in life is getting a lizard to simp for them and make them fight battles while the pansies just watch.

[Beowulf fucked a dragon, dragon slayer is just layer with an S first.]

That…!

That is an excellent point you are going to make your teacher proud by nailing a dragonic girl too and making sure that she is better than all those zoidbergs, you despise the species and should take their women! Past Kane truly was a fool when he never noticed this form of showing the dragon slayers superiority over their prey.

But first, there was something more important on the list of things to do.

"Okay, so let's first get those clothes off you." Compa was going to do some checkups.

"Okay! Taking my clothes off..." She happily answered before remembering you. "Wait! Why do I have to go nude?! I don't need to make myself more powerful!"

You thanked Talos for the blessing, it helped to convince the girls that all need a checkup.

"I can't inspect you with your clothes on." Compa explained to Neptune, she was the medic in charge. "No need to shy now."

"Well, I get that, but... he is watching." Yes you were, thanks for noticing Neptune.

"Isn't going to be anything that I haven't watched before." The sheer amount of sex that you had made sure of that.

Well maybe you will see if she is naturally purple down there too, that is something that you haven't seen yet.

"Aha! You admit that you had done lewd things to me." Oh Neptune, you are missing so much. "You have to take responsibility for your actions."

"Sure." You answered immediately.

It was basically the human version of adding people in your peerage.

"Would you be mine for the rest of the eternity?" You brought your last Mutated Knight out, the special piece that you created out of sheer horny would be used for the sake that was created for, there wasn't a better piece for Neptune a swordswoman.

You kneel with a leg touching the floor and brought the piece to her, now that you knew that it was basically asking for marriage you hoped that Jack knew that she was already married to you too.

"And when did I accept that? Mr Boyfriend." Hands-on her hips cocky smile and oozing satisfaction and self-confidence at the moment of the truth.

That was what your intuition said what Neptune tried to do.

What she truly did was…

"Ne nepe nepu I nept this Nepu." Being completely red-faced and basically incapable of saying her lines as her arms were moving around.

"Well I wasn't going to force anyone to do anything just offer my genuine affection and that I wouldn't ever stop loving you." You admitted looking her in the eyes and offering the Knight Piece. "Be mine forever and ever after."

[Critical hit.]

Her face was just too red that she almost passed down if an equally red-faced Compa didn't use a Dispel skill on her, opening her mouth and closing it as she was trembling. She has a lot of offensive power but her defense was low, perfect she was already taking the original mantle of a Knight with the zero defense against being attacked.

"Y-You can't just say things like that so easily!" IF may be the most resistant of the three but still was blushing.

"Ha! That is for humans, I am a greedy devil that always is honest with what he wants." You were just too much like your father. "And I am going for three of three." You reminded the brunette.

That realization silenced her, IF should have known better as she was the one that spend the biggest amount of time with you.

"H-Harem Ending, Poligamy, +18 H-games, too strong maxed charisma…" And Compa broke too, her brain melted as she was counting with her fingers traits.

"Isn't like I am a peasant to not maintain a whole harem." You commented with a smile, they knew that you were a devil not everything involved but you didn't hide anything. "The Gremory Pillar is one of the richest by being inherited a good amount of land."

In an effort of keeping herself as the straight woman of the group and move on.

"So you never told us about the secret superpower inherited in your blood." IF… you are really competing with Fi-chan right now.

"Luck, a passive power of being stupid lucky." You admitted in your mind that it wasn't the most showy power but was the best you could have gotten from your parent in your personal opinion. "Always rolling high dice in every aspect of life especially games and treasure hunting."

"That was why you got loot every single battle!" IF shout made the statue Neptune finally react.

The glint in her eyes, the sheer greed and desire were ones that will make you hard for the rest of your life.

[The weakness of every gamer.]

"Extra loot! Sold!" And she took the piece.

And you found yourself facing a flashbang without bang, blinding you as your flames healed your eyes. Two seconds later a pair of bat wings came out of her back and moved lazily as Neptune said 'ooohhh' to them.

[For a second they were mechanical in nature]

Your Intuition informed you but…You didn't manage to see that, what happened while you were blind?

"…Nep." IF was completely shocked.

"Nep-Nep…" And Compa was disappointed.

Be at Neptune for taking the piece without thinking about it for the chance of the RNGods helping her in the future by having you around.

[If you simp for her then she is right]

Ignoring the snark of your intuition, the other two humans looked impressed and disappointed by her course of action, while the devils just laughed as the bond was formalized. Your Sky had a new stormy cloud, it was so so Neptune! And both of you were hard to separate now as inhibitions and instincts were unleashed.

"So Mr. Boyfriend-" Neptune coughed a little and looked a bit away from her friends, even when she was already yours she tried to look in control of the situation. "What else are you offering?" She tried to make herself difficult.

You are going to spoil her rotten when you return home.

"Well I did buy about 73 different games, consoles, electronics, and snacks." Humans like that? You prefer good old battle and training but you were flexible. "Devils should do what they want, so we could play them all and then find a way to get more from the other human world, with a good investment there will be many more games before we finish them."

[You probably could show off all the good shit brought to see if a new amount of clientele]

That was an excellent idea and thinking about it, there were devils so lazy that they would pay someone else to play the games for them giving donations for Neptune!

You found a new source of income!

"In fact, I have a few ideas where we could get people to pay you to play games." You have a good product here, if you show it off then it would be commercialized and a manner of advertising.

[A cute girl playing games could become popular amount simps]

And thinking about it, your Famiglia could be used to build up a support base of popularity, and then the sheep would follow.

The eyes of Neptune widened as she realized that she could live as lazy as possible.

"Marry me!" She shouted jumping at your arms.

"When I am legal." You answered seriously, humans had a age restriction in many contries.

Your words leave them frozen like status.

"…What?" Compa looked a step from passing out.

"Nepu? What?" Neptune hug feels lifeless.

"Excuse me what the freaking hell?" IF looked like someone stabbed her in the chest.

"Is it a bad moment to mention that I am eleven years old?" Technically in terms of legality still ten years old but humans tended to worry too much about the minimal age difference.

There was an awkward silence coming from the trio, but Neptune put her head in your manly chest and feel your abs for a bit before nuzzling in your embrace, all while focusing on your muscles, being completely shameless about everything.

"I already sold my soul for this." Neptune lost against abs, the greatest power over her alongside extra luck against the RNG.

"Is that really a problem?" You couldn't help but genuinely ask, your father was centuries older than most of your moms and you were less than a decade in age difference from them.

"How!?" IF finally shouted after pointing at your everything. "How any of this belongs to a kid."

You kind of understand her point, at your 15 years was the point where puberty finally exploded like a bomb and was the moment where you finally got away from the deficiency of height that you began to notice after So-chan got a few little inches taller than you.

…and that Nezuko was taller than you.

IF in comparison was lucky but at the very least your changes were far more notable now that your clothes were barely fitting.

"I have magic that spends my lifespan, I can pretty much go at my natural age any time that I want." You made a little ball of cursed flames, but very dense in expenditure as your mastery of curses allowed you to manipulate the drawbacks very well.

The world became a lot bigger and with the power of being capable of looking at Compa's compas when you tried to look at her face.

You disliked that your hair got a little short.

"A shota." Neptune declared an arrow hit you in the soul.

"So what age he is…" Compa gave you time to recompose a little.

"Eleven for sure, a little tall but that is it, don't doubt about the shota trait." IF nodded and the arrow was replaced by whole artillery of Elttil.

Your soul almost got crushed by those words.

"I… reduced my age by just a single year." You really were that smol? "This is how I look at fourteen." Don't vomit blood Kane.

This is just like when Flandre confused you as a girl.

"There is hope for you Iffy!" Your pain was shared with IF.

Today the devil (alongside IF) were defeated by the genuine encouragement of your second Knight.

You just want to sleep in a bed and just allow the normal dream about a sexy orangenette.

IF.

The secret games that she saved in her private account didn't prepare her for this, nothing that anyone could get would have prepared her for what she found the first time that Kane wasn't the first one to awake and prepare breakfast.

So she found Compa in a kitchen with the familiar of Kane and brought her to the room where Kane sleeps alone… with Neptune so they could have a little... chat.

"So, what did you want to talk about, Iffy?" Compa asked her.

She took a deep breath, to remember what she saw, an image that her mind refuses to forge about.

"Listen. I can't take him alone." IF confessed to her party member.

"Take him alone? What do you mean?" Compa asked, confused.

"...His penis, it's... it's enormous, it'd probably kill me if I tried to go at it alone so I... I need help" IF admitted while blushing, begrudgingly accepting the fact that Neptune was the woman most womanly of all of them.

She couldn't believe that Neptune could take it alone, then again who knows what type of personality she had before losing her memories for all what IF knows Neptune could have been the greatest chadette that has existed in Planeptune or even Gamindustri and seduced Kane instead of the other way.

She hated asking for help... but this time, she absolutely would need it… specially Compa's healing skills.

"Wait wait wait... how big is it that you think it'd kill you? Like, eight inches?" Compa asked, face growing a quick blush and almost having a meltdown.

"Hah! More like thirteen!" A sleeping Neptune laughed inside the room… Lucky bitch.

"Thi- thirteen!?" Compa exclaimed.

She opened the door again to show Compa the truth, the true final boss, the monster that will follow her dreams nightmares, as she knew that with her build it was impossible and even doubt that Compas could completely take care of it.

Right there in the bed was Kane Gremory sleeping without a shirt, a giggling Neptune in his manly chest and touching his greatest weapon.

"Yeah... that's some monster man meat, right there, I know." Compa words didn't match her personality.

IF couldn't blame her but IF realized something, it was bigger than the first time that she saw it.

"How... how will it even fit!?" IF whispered as she looked at the 'Final Boss' sword'. "That would... that would probably break your body."

Not that she knew much about… it.

"First of all, yeah... real bitch breaker." Compa said, a bit of drool leaking from her mouth. "Second of all... lots, and I mean lots of lube."

Well, Compa was the expert in medicine, IF will trust her recommendation.

"Okay... so, when do you want to do this?" IF asked her, with Compa maybe just maybe she will manage to survive afterward.

"After I procure the lube." Compa promised while looking at the beast with an expression filled with determination, like a warrior that was prepared for the greatest super boss ever made.

"I- okay, I'm in." IF decided to trust her friend.

A party stands together even as they watched Neptune calm the beast in her sleep, maybe this was a weird form of friendship that she never expected to share with anyone.


Kane Gremory hated hypocrisy and avoids it when he can, it's his nature to be genuine about what he wants and doesn't want to hide anything. So when you ask someone to do something then you will be willing to do that too, just like when you asked Riser if you could seduce his sister it also means that you allowed anyone that gained your respect to court Grimmy and Rias.

Bathing in a river was how you showed it.

After all, if you weren't willing to do to this you couldn't spy on your party members.

(That is pretty scummy)

In your defense, Neptune likes to sing 'Fanservice' while she baths if that isn't a call for you to watch then your marriage lessons with Shelia about succubus are completely fake.

Hmmm? Your nose caught a weird smell, one that you didn't recognize, and as you turned around found that you weren't the only one in the river.

"Is that a horse?" You asked nobody, sometimes you need to voice out the weirdness.

The horse ran away after you said those words leaving you alone with nothing but your important throughs.

"Fucking Horse!" You shouted after noticing that your clothes were missing.

Your shout of rage was accompanied by a magic trick of turning water into steam out of pure wrath, an animal stole your fucking things! It didn't matter that Elttil could make more or that they were very tight to wear, that suit was yours and that was more than enough for you to chase the bastard that took what is yours.

[Is a female horse, a yegua in spanish]

And bastarda is close enough to bastard!

The byplay didn't distract you as the chase began, all your speed and endurance were used to catch up with the thief and you didn't care about anything else than getting back your stuff, the flames burned hot but you didn't allow them to ignite outside your wrath would turn them into an inferno immediately after and burn the fucking forest, no matter how much you wanted to throw fireballs.

You knew Neptune well enough after a week and a half of meeting her and she would totally use a 'tiny' forest fire as ammo when she discovers that your moms would reward her for it.

It doesn't matter if you had the power of sexual pleasure and the best candy in existence, it just wouldn't win against the sheer laziness that your mothers could allow her, sloth devils like Neptune search for conformity, and your moms had to deal with Grimmy, Rias, and your illustrious self, there wasn't a way that you could win or compete against them.

[Is going to reach the camp-]

Fuck that!

You roared and tackled the best, lift the horse with a submission wrestling move, and with the amazing strength of your legs power bombed your enemy against the ground!

Your body ended up covered in mud and bits of soil in your hair, but you stand up victorious taking your clothes from the mouth of your defeated enemy, the spit didn't bother you as you lift them up like they were the championship belt of the devil wrestling association.

You enjoyed the satisfaction of this victory for a few seconds.

[Turn around.]

You did but didn't know why you had to…

Shit.

Everyone watched it.

IF aimed her phone and took a photo, then another, and keep doing it without saying a word.

Neptune tried to cover her eyes but there was a big gap between her fingers to see perfectly.

Compa's reaction was to lick her lips.

And there was the red dragoness that you were training just standing there incapable of looking away.

"I will return to my bath, Elttil keep the watch to make sure that horse doesn't steal my stuff." You told everyone and walked away with almost all your dignity.

You had to get used to things like this, if you didn't got a thicker skin then you wouldn't accept that Maria shares her collection with her friends.

[There are now people that saw you wrestling naked with a horse]

Huh, that is how many myths began… somehow you didn't think that it was weird considering the weirdness of your life.

[At the very least a difference from everyone else it wasn't horse fucking act but true wrestling.]

…You aren't going to think about that ever and just clean yourself with your flames and then put your clothes back, once again using your flames for fast cleaning.

Checked your reflection, noticing that your hair looked the same as always the perfection you were alright to return to the camp.

You looked like Elttil putting a… bondage in the horse with a ball included.

Were you that bad influence in your familiar?

Then looked at the girls who were eating with the dragoness who realized you presence and stand up for the battle.

"I found you my greatest opponent, our next battle will be-!" The dragoness declared, her zoidbergness made itself clear when there wasn't even hope of victory for her. "Tomorrow because I just can't stop eating these delicious treats."

…Dammit she looks adorable.

"We are friends, forever and ever." Compa declared, IF nodded and Neptune looked a bit uncomfortable but still accepted.

[(Censored) Alwyn (Forcefully) joined the Party!]

After years of dealing with Bova, your patience was impressive.

"You know that instant loss will happen immediately?" You were just too powerful. "You haven't improved enough for it to matter."

"So be it, I Alwyn of Riverwood will not retreat from a challenge until I am at the top, even if I am pierced multiple times by the sword!" Alwyn declared with a hand on her prominent chest, proud of herself. "That is why I decided to follow you so under your guidance my body will be prepared for anything."

[…She doesn't realize the double meaning of her words.]

Neptune looked at the newest party member with a critical eye focusing on a few parts of her anatomy before looking at you with half-lift eyes.

"Do I have to worry about being cucked?" Neptune called out the issue immediately.

Both Compa and Alwyn froze… they did really think about doing that? You knew that you were good looking but IF wasn't looking at you or Neptune's face as she coughed in her hand.

"He is eleven Neptune don't worry." IF… even Neptune will not believe you when you can't look her in the eyes.

"Eleven winters? Has he hunted and had his first drink?" Alwyn was one of Beowulf's people! You knew that there was a reason why your intuition liked her!

"I am a heavy drinker, hunted a good amount of prey, and had sex before." You confirmed without a single lie.

Two of the natives of Gamindustri began to slowly move their heads towards Neptune who gulped a little, the look that both gave her was similar to what Nezuko gave to vegetables.

[This is the other side of the scum]

"Before I meet Neptune and seduced her to my side." You decided to throw a bone. "She is the most recent member of my harem, but I am not an easy man."

[…That may be the greatest lie ever told]

Kane Gremory was an honest man and has never has laid with a human or a devil without marriage.

Shenanigans aside, meeting Alwyn like this was interesting… most of the time dragons were annoyances, sometimes fun annoyances but still annoyances in the end that just had a single word to describe them and was Zoidberg.

A word that doesn't exist in any language in existence and still was the only form that you could truly describe their existence.

Your mind accelerates just like in a battle and sharpens just like a sword just understand, the Sky in your soul expanded like it was trying to make space for someone else, Harmony came with understanding and you could help but just know what was Alwyn to some extent. Born human, but the soul of a dragon, wrathful and violent like the rapids of the river but also capable of being calm, her intensity was something that was constant in her life taking playing with a child and any battle with the same seriousness because she could. She had constancy… she was consistent in her actions like a Cascade.

You had Pawns, regular Pawns… you could raise a dragon into not being a Zoidberg, Bova was a lost cause with him being dead and stuff but Alwyn was both a woman and a dragon, two things that you considered an expert on hunting so there wasn't doubts that if you know what your prey thinks.

[She is going to train under you a lot of time]

Three minutes of conversation and Alwyn sold you her soul for what could be considered a pittance… she just wanted a decent armor and gainz to kill a dragon, something that could respect completely. You don't know who was this zoidberg but Alwyn apparently hated him at first sight like that hatred that you feel that formed when you saw that vision of Ladon.

…Was possible to train a dragon into a Dragon Slayer?

You will find out.


You had some fun adventures, a horse makes things easier when your familiar can make a carriage, that made the travel way easier as you couldn't carry three, now four, girls alone when you flew in the Sky of Skyrim… Maybe if you had your tail but you sure aren't going to follow the smart suggestion of having one of the girls hanging on only Kane jr.

You aren't going to say names but even you had limits to insanity.

But going back to the horse, having one really made you glad that you were smart enough to add Alwyn to your peerage, didn't even have to hold the reins even once now that you had a chauffeur to do that for you.

"Go mighty beast there is another bandit camp that we have to slaughter!" Alwyn was having fun as she once again run over another bandit before getting out of the camp.

It took a week and Alwyn managed to really become an expert driver even if you had your doubts at first it really paid dividends having your newest pawn be happy like this, Neptune and the rest were just basically doing their own stuff while you were deciding if Alwyn should be allowed to have a vehicle considering that her killing count on the road was reaching the three digits.

Neptune was playing videogames in the carriage as Elttil installed a battery and a plasma tv inside, you don't know what was good about those but Neptune said that bigger is better.

Compa was reading a few books about Healing Magic with your notes about the language of Skyrim, she was a hard worker like it was expected in the medical expert of the group.

And IF…

"Super Demon Flames!"

She is enjoying herself combining the grenade launcher in the top of the carriage and your magic with skills to cause crimes against the Genevra something that you didn't remember much about except for the neat ideas.

It was good that IF is having fun but it was draining your reserves with her spamming that attack to blow every camp that you all ransacked.

All because you were bored and decided to teach the horse CQC at the nights, they saw it, and then it was decided to level up the horse because it was a bad idea to leave the party member at low levels and combined the fact that Alwyn was very good at making contracts, there wasn't a single day where at least a few were completed.

It was like everyone considered Alwyn the solution to all their problems and just waiting for her to do something instead of moving their asses.

Good for your party, and a difference of Britain there wasn't imminent betrayal at every moment when any quest was finished.

Your most recent quest after being in Skyrim for almost three weeks was simple, collect pieces of an ancient artifact and recreated them in a temple on the top of a balls freezing mountain.

"This is amazing!" And giving a ride to the latest client.

Simon Vesuius was in Beowulf terms… a bitch ass white boy that could be killed by a strong wind and basically a museum owner that gave your party a fetch quest, the worst type of contract as they were so damn annoying to complete.

You were curious about what would happen when it finally was completed, it may be your instinct as a treasure hunter and Greed devil that desired it so much that it made you push through all the annoyance that your client gave for the sake of the dagger and even admitted it to your peerage members as you explained the sins and why a devil has one that follows them.

Reaching the temple to complete the Mehrunes' razor was easier than expected.

If anyone told you about a horse that could easily climb up mountains and pretty much ignore laws of logic without even going that fast or the use of magic… A week ago you would have wanted to drink the thing they consumed, it would be a good relaxing thing.

But now that drug-induced imaginary horse was real and pretty much carried the three devils, a chunni, a nurse, and a museum owner to the top.

Alwyn showed that adding her was a good idea, her potential as Chauffeur was worth the Pawn that you had used completely. If you had met her in Underworld you would have ended up believing that she was a bastard of the Furcas pillar with the sheer talent that she had at riding horses.

Nonetheless, you let the noodle to do his mumbo jumbo at a fake demon god and to your surprise, the dagger remade itself in the form of Mehrunes Razor.

A temblor passed through your body as your felt the attention of an abomination in the mountain.

"You. Mortal. You are worthy of speaking to. You have claimed the pieces of my Razor. It has been an amusing game to witness. But Dagon does not declare a winner while there is a pawn on the board. Kill Silus. He and his family have served their purpose."

Huh, what was this sensation? Ah, you forgot what you feel when you meet Ladon for the first time. Being so small, so insignificant. Being incapable of fighting back and at the same time, the hope crusher attention was over you.

And you knew that you had to do this.

"Alwyn, Neptune, this is the most important lesson that a devil is and how they should act." You took the floating dagger, feel the weight, and took a single choice. "We benefit from the deals, the sacrifice that humans and other species do to deal with us."

"Wait! Wait… Don't kill me. There's another way, I can take the pieces back to my museum just seal them in a display case." Terror filled his face, he knew that he couldn't win and Luminion feared you. "You get a generous amount of gold, I get to complete my collection, and nobody has to die." The museum owner begged.

"Pfff ahahaha, look pansy, do you think is possible to appeal to the decency of a devil?" You laughed, it was a loss of control but you couldn't help it. "Devils don't care about that, our goal comes first, our ambition is the fire that allows us to continue, and never once there is a part that we have to like our clients when a deal is made." You explained word by word, there wasn't a bond that he could

You admitted, never once you had put a contractor above the deal that you made always searching to complete.

And so you moved the dagger in your hands away from your contractor.

"But we always keep our side of the deal, reward the trust that was given to you and remember that loyalty is built in loyalty!" You declared as your wings spread wide the flames reversed the flow and began to take the energy in the air as extra fuel.

You ignited your soul, orange flames danced with transparent ones as the razor filled the cracks the blessing in your soul began to spread from your core moving like serpents towards your arm, and a sensation of approval came from your blessing as Talos began to give you his support to fuck with Dagon in particular.

A scream shook the mountain, the pain was something that you could feel coming from the dagger, it burned with divine essence, it shook itself to get off, it tried to escape from your hands, and even made you bleed as the movements became erratic.

You burned, bleed, and reformed the core of the dagger as you ripped everything that belonged to your enemy and paired with the Harmonizing with the reason that you took everything from Dagon, beyond spite you wanted this dagger for a personal reason.

You wanted to give the greatest gift to Jack when you come back.

And in the contest of wills, you won as the Mehrunes' Razor was no more, and in its place was a dagger clean of any essence of the Maedra.

[Its Daedra, Maedra are side bitches]

"Sorry about the dagger Silius but I will not allow this bitch." You gave a wide grin and the human just fell in his butt with a grateful smile on his face.

"You think to betray Mehrunes Dagon? Suffer!" The bitch that tried to betray your contractor was butthurt.

And summoned two disposable minions for the sake of showing how much of a bitch Mehrunes Dagon was.

"Betrayal? We never have been allies!" You declared and your party prepared for the battle.

"I knew that I could trust on a yah." Destruction came forward her claymore as your second Knight prepared for the fight. "Boss fight incoming!"

"Be careful Kane, I learned about the Maedra, the servants of the demonic princes." Alwyn's flames make her shortsword longer as pressured water moves. "Their power is close to the giants that we avoided." She warned everyone.

She was completely scared but still willing to fight and as her King, you will give your best too!

Ardenti Vespera in an arm and… Amore Mio in the other, curses that you keep in your flesh burned away and the reinforcement covered every aspect of your existence. The zenith of your flames was reached and the world slowed down.

Your Knight attacked first her speed outclassed everyone in the party except yourself.

"Hyah!" The first blood belonged to Neptune as her storm flames impacted against the fake-devil.

(**Neptune's Attacks**)

(**No effect**)

"What the?! Wait… who just commented on my attack?" Neptune apparently can hear what your intuition says too.

You will focus on that later, you charged and blocked the retaliation of the servants of Dagon, their strength was decent it was difficult for you to maintain both of them in place as your girls were still too green to deal with them, Alwyn was right.

….If only had your tail back you could counter.

Your familiar just jumped out of the carriage and you could feel the bond with your familiar strengthening beyond the usual a beat of your heart and paired with the life force of Elttil Hctib, getting closer and closer to reaching the core of your Sky.

Looking at him, you knew that you could win with his help, after all, you never fought without him since Penthesilea.

Three words formed in your mind coming from Elttil, a declaration of companionship and loyalty, the proof of a bond so strong that a side declared their identity was theirs only because you existed and was something that you could use as you wanted, your familiar give up everything for your sake becoming your strength as two became just one.

Elttil existence and concept were your weapon and only yours now at command.

"[Cambio di Forma]" You called for your familiar.

The form of the mimic dissipated and in his place, there was just a flame [Your flames] that shot forward a side of your hip like a brilliant start shining until a small pouch was created. You didn't need more as you knew everything already, this was your own strength and power now born from a buddy that has been watching over you.

The pouch opened up and a torrent of sky flames came out from its contains, steel began to get out and shape as weapons so fast that it began to overflow outside and reshaped into a figure that Elttil and you knew so damn well while the assholes that you keep in place began to shout in fear at it.

A giant battering ram made of hundreds of weapons ignited and came with the force of a meteor!

The sound barrier was shattered, and the maedra of the left impacted against the mountain freeing one of your arms while the other was shocked you tried to cut one of the eyes of the bastard but only managed to scratch its face as the bastard moved.

Then it died.

…No you aren't kidding, the guy just died like that you saw his whole life force extinguish immediately.

You waited for the other shoe to fall but there was nothing but silence and a body falling just at the entrance of the temple, apparently the other was one-shot too.

"That was it?" Neptune broke the tense silence. "There isn't a moment of 'I will show you my true form', 'phase two begins' or 'I am stronger without my armor'? Those cheap mid-bosses really ruined the mood." Neptune was disappointed.

"I know! I feel just the same, Elttil was in his super weapon mode too!" You could feel your familiar feeling a lot of embarrassment like the mimic was an epic moment/reveal for absolute nothing. "Hey Bitch Face send something that isn't just a slightly stronger bandit! Aren't you going to kill me cuck?" You shouted to Dagon, they put even less fight than Alwyn when you meet her!

"Please don't challenge a Daedra." Silus asked with a tired face but as everyone looked at him with deadpan expressions he opened his mouth again to say the truth. "I expected more too, I feel like my family wasted generations worshiping Mehrunes Dagon."

"Maybe the disappointment was the suffering that Dagon expected." Alwyn already put her weapons again, she lost all her energy and just let out a tired breath as she began to collect the loot from the corpses.

"I am going to open that door." IF priorities were clear, more loot and maybe burn the temple after… You are an excellent influence on her.

"At least the view is good to eat here." Compa at least feels her positive mindset.

Elttil super mode and making Amore Mio for Jack did evaporate the snow…. Yup, a lunch at the top of a mountain doesn't sound so bad.

You talked a bit with Sillon while cooking and learned a few things about the ruins of Skyrim and local legends, marking a few of them in a map of Skyrim, Lucious also promised to pay a few bards to sing your greatness and shit for not killing him, including that time when a vampire tried to take bite at you... it was fun when his fangs broke and even funnier when began to cry.

You hope that it would make you find a good opponent that could fight at your level, it was kind of boring slaughtering bandits all the time.

"IF killed two more!" Alwyn shouted from inside the temple.

What!? You have to see it!

And to glee it was true there were the corpses of two more Mae-bitches with a stab in the head in each one she had two bloody stalactites in hand, everyone congratulates her and celebrated it while the adventurer was trying to say something only to get interrupted by a totally no yuri-yuri hug.

You also would be silent if your head was in Compa's breast.

"Kane, can we keep this?" Alwyn asked pointing at a table with a weird skull and… was for enchanting? "Is the first time that I see a table for enhancing and can we take it? Pretty please!"

"How does it works?" You asked making Alwyn smile and show you how she figured out how to destroy pieces of armor and weapon to figure out how their enchantments worked.

You connected points so fast, that you already had cursed one of the weapons that you looted and passed it to Alwyn so she could destroy it and check how well she learned, that was your plan until you saw that she imitated it to the perfection and immediately after you began to make another cursed weapon.

Then another.

And another.

Up until you didn't have more curses that involved items and laughed alongside Alwyn as she loved every second of this activity. The loot that was saved in your inventory was unleashed outside and both of you had the same look in your eyes sheer pure desire for power.

"Kane you can cuck me with Alwyn later I am hungry!" Neptune's shout interrupted your plans of power hax with Alwyn as both of you remembered that food was important.
And that was how your last day in Skyrim ended.

Well, the truth was.

"It's pronounced Faas dumbass." Talos said before he kicked you and your harem out of his Turf and back to Underworld.


Notes: So yeah, Kane really doesn't give a shit about many humans like he doesn't remember the name of the museum guy and keeps changing his name mentally. The horse is smart and strong, and comes from a crit like Elttil so choose well who gets it. And yeah, Histoire is a bit active now. As always problems with the update tell me to fix,

Trait Gained:

Blessing of Talos: You meet a god that was basically what you imagined Beowulf to be if he was even stronger than he was already. And for shit and giggles blessed you because you were a member of the same tribe, there wasn't much about it and he sees you as a nephew in other words you are a monkey and he threw you a peanut in hopes that you could amuse him. Doubles Physical and Martial grow. Can use Dragon Shouts. Become even more fine food for some species.

Thu'um: A tongue, a form of talking and communicating by fucking the reality with your words. You barely learned a word. Words learned: Faas/Fear.

Items gained:

Mehrunes' Razor/Amore Mio: A cursed weapon, unbreakable just like the love that you feel for its owner. It represents you more than any other weapon, be in your most deep aspects just like in your most clear ones, a weapon that will kill.

Enhanting Table: It's what it says.

A good amount of weapons and armors.

Magic books of Skyrim.

Corpses for Nezuko: You all know the deal.

Metals of different types you don't know what properties they have but Miyu and Acchan can experiment with them.