PS:IAWL Ch.8 The Ups and Downs of Peter Griffin.
(Lois wakes up with a splitting headache and clutches her head sliding out of bed.)
"Ugh I feel like shit." Lois groans, wincing in pain then she reaches into her bedside table grabbing headache medicine when she hears something on the roof and walks towards her window opening it and looking at the roof she sees Peter laying on the roof in a speedo sitting in a pool chair, "What the hell are you doing?!" She shouts to him.
"What does it look like super genius? I'm getting a tan by sunbathing on the roof." Replies Peter.
"Peter Griffin, get your ass down from there!" Shouts Lois in annoyance.
"Why? I'm not hurting anyone besides after 50 awkward sunbathing becomes a regular occurrence." Replies Peter
"Because every time you flip over and point your ass towards the sky our property values go down, it's also the reason why our house looks like a gray dot on Google earth!" Shouts back Lois angrily
"Pfft whatever." Peter says turning away and begins applying sunscreen but as he does some drops land by the legs of the pool chair making it slowly slide from his weight off the roof.
"He's so insufferable." Lois says turning her back and you see Peter fall off the roof from the view outside the window behind her.
"Lois help Aaaah!" Cries out Peter to her making Lois groan in frustration, closes the window and walks away when suddenly you see her reflection watching her as she walks off smiling at her unsettlingly.
At Stewie and Micky's apartment.
(Stewie has sat down on the couch still wearing his robe drinking a cup of coffee when the phone goes off.)
"Hello yellow?" Says Stewie answering the phone.
"Hey Stu, can you please come over and help me take care of your father? He fell off the roof again." Says Lois with a sigh as a dazed Peter walks through the door.
"Uh uh don't worry your rose bush is fine….well mostly fine." Says Peter waddling through the kitchen but when you see his back he has thorns embedded in it seeping blood.
"Well from what I heard he sounds fine, well as fine as Dad can be." Replies Stewie still on the phone.
(Suddenly there's a loud crash in the living room as Peter has finally fainted.)
"Ugh…Please Stu for me?" Says Lois pleadingly.
"Fine but I'm not really ready to forgive him, he…he really hurt Micky but I'll still do it…for you." Says Stewie hanging up, "Hey Micky I need to go help my Mother cuz fatass fell off the roof…again…" Says Stewie going to the room to get dressed.
"But we were going to spend the day watching bad movies. I found all the meatball movies." Micky says sadly.
"I know…and I'm sorry I really am but it's a favor to my mom." Replies Stewie walking up hugging him, "I'll make it up to you I promise." Stewie says, holding his hand and smiling at him he then gives him a peck on his cheek and goes to leave.
"Cya…" Micky says sadly watching Stewie leave.
Later at the Griffin Home.
"I'm here mom, is everything okay?" Asks Stewie walking into the house.
"Hey Stewie thank goodness you got here when you did, your father's milking it." Says Lois walking in while rolling her eyes.
"He..he fell off the roof…" Remarks Stewie, "Where is he?" Asks Stewie.
"In the den on the couch." Replies Lois pointing towards the door to the den.
"Okay…" Shrugs Stewie walking through the door.
"Stewie….is that you? I'm so cold, come towards me my son." Says Peter in a strained voice as Stewie comes into the den.
"Ooooh that's what she meant." Says Stewie to himself.
"Come closer son, I want to see the face of my baby boy." Peter says, stretching one arm out towards him.
"Dear Lord, he must have hit his head too." Says Stewie walking towards his dad.
"Come on, let me get a good look at that face." Says Peter raising his hand and rubbing the back of it along Stewie's cheek, "Such a good boy."
"Uh please don't touch me like that…." Stewie says, grabbing Peter's hand from his face and placing it back on his chest.
"Fine…So what are you doing here?" Asks Peter looking at Stewie.
"What-... You fell off the roof that's why! Also why in the hell is this a frequent thing? Eddie told me about Jacob yesterday." States Stewie crossing his arms.
"That lying bastard he took an oath yesterday to not say anything." Peter says to himself.
"Well he did so what the hell Dad?" Stewie asks still annoyed
"I don't know, he put something on the roof and got hit by a golf ball then fell off…" Replies Peter, "Some little box thing it's hard to see because of the light reflection."
"I need to see it." Demands Stewie.
(Stewie follows Peter out of the den to grab the ladder and they head towards the roof.)
Later on the rooftop of the house.
(Stewie is looking at the box.)
"What the hell kind of technology is this?" Stewie says to himself looking over the box running his fingers along the blue powder on it.
"Do I look like I know?" Asks Peter looking back at him.
Stewie turns to him looking at him in his speedo and robe, "You look at yourself and answer me that."
"I think I look like a banging beach scientist." Peter replies, flexing his arms and pushing his gut out."
"The next time I'm at the beach and in need of an obesity scientist I'll keep that in mind." Replies Stewie pulling out the drone and scanning the powder and box then hits a button sending the results to Junior, "Now I need to go see a man about confronting some little asshole."
"What the hell is that supposed to mean?" Asks Peter.
"It means stay off the damn roof before you end up like Joe!" Replies Stewie.
"What widely content with a successful daughter who sends me money every time I ask?" Replies Peter.
"Ugh…." Groans Stewie.
