Musa's Day to Shine


In the early morning hours at 12:20 AM, Lincoln had a dream, and he saw two figures hiding out and living on the streets of Timbuktu, Mali. But, there were no ordinary three figures, they were Derrick Loud, son of Lincoln's future wife, Ashley (WarioWare). and Pei Loud, daughter of Lincoln's future wife, Penny Crygor. Lincoln woke up from the dream, but he wasn't the only one, Ashley (WarioWare), Penny Crygor, Black Alpha, Nico, and I also had the same dream.

Lincoln: Same dream?

Black Alpha: We all did, Lincoln.

Penny Crygor: And it also means that we found out where our kids are at.

Me: They are at Timbuktu, Mali.

Nico: A desert theme place? Oh god, no! that's not good at all.

Lincoln: I know right, Nico. Come on, we're going to rescue them, and bring them to the Estate.

Black Alpha: We're on it, Lincoln.

As we were about to go to Timbuktu, Mali, to rescue Derrick Loud and Pei Loud, then suddenly, there was a knock at the door.

Ashley (WarioWare): (Groans and went to the door) Who would that be in the middle of the night? We have an importing mission to do.

Ashley (WarioWare) opened the door and saw a beautiful, slender and slightly shorter young woman who has fair skin, long blue hair that reaches her knees, wide opal eyes, and elf-like ears. She has a dark blue choker. She wears a kimono spliced with a gothic-lolita style with sleeves resemblance butterfly wings with blue mist-like patterns followed by a yellowish-cream color and tipped with blue, a pale blue corset intertwined with purple strings and lined with butterfly patterns with strings, a pale purple, blue, and dark blue short puffy skirt with frilly ends, blue socks with renaissance flairs on the top, and blue high heels with bright blue soles and ribbons. She wields her Hammer of Magic. And a mechanical fiddler crab with a red and black-colored armor, a sideways mouth, four scythe-like legs, and a large powerful pincer for a left hand. Within the pincer was a power blaster combined with a chemical sprayer. When he goes underground by spinning his legs, he retracts his head down, making his neck disappear. He had blue lines running over his body and his eyes had the same color as the highlights of his pincer. They were Luna the Mistress of Night and Dr. Brain-Strike.

Luna the Mistress of Night: Greetings, Ashley and Penny.

Penny Crygor: How do you know who we are? How are you?

Luna the Mistress of Night: I am Luna, Mistress of the Night and Wielder of the Magic Element.

Dr. Brain-Strike: Identity: Dr. Brain-Strike. Function: Wielder of the Tech Element. Question: Do these young kids belong to you two?

The two kids whore with Luna the Mistress of Night and Dr. Brain-Strike, was a 13-years-old boy who has fair skin, dark red eyes, and short black and white hair. He wears a red and orange sleeved shirt with yellow scarf, black pants, and red boots. And a young 12-years-old girl who has pale skin, blue eyes with glasses with pointed tips, and long curly white hair tied in a high ponytail with a heart-shaped hair clip. She wears a white lab coat, pastel orange shirt with a pink heart on it, pink skirt, white high-knee socks, and black Mary Jane flats. They were Derrick Loud and Pei Loud.

When Ashley (WarioWare) and Penny Crygor saw them, they were stunned.

Ashley (WarioWare): (Stunned) How is that possible?

Dr. Brain-Strike: Me and Mistress of Night found them in Helen, Georgia.

Ashley (WarioWare) and Penny Crygor ran up to Derrick Loud and Pei Loud, they hugged, and they cried tears of happiness, and we looked on at the scene. Then, Lincoln joined in on the hug, along with me, Nico, and Black Alpha.

Me: Thanks, Luna the Mistress of Night and Dr. Brain-Strike.

Dr. Brain-Strike: Anything for a fellow hero.

Luna the Mistress of Night: (to Lincoln) Do you have something to say to them?

Lincoln: Of course. (to Derrick Loud and Pei Loud) There's something you should know, Ashley, Penny, your mothers are one of my many future wives.

Derrick Loud and Pei Loud: Does that mean...you're our father.

Lincoln: (smiled) What else I wouldn't be?

That filled Derrick Loud (Who may be emotionless) and Pei Loud with joy, as Lincoln picked them up and they hugged, and we had a smile on our faces and tears in our eyes.

Then, Lincoln told everyone what happened, and he then introduced Derrick Loud and Pei Loud to the rest of his siblings, who are now their aunts. We were proud of what Lincoln, Luna the Mistress of Night, and Dr, Brain-Strike did in reuniting Ashley (WarioWare) and Penny Crygor with their kids, and Derrick Loud and Pei Loud now has a loving, strong, brave, and caring father in their life. As well as Luna the Mistress of Night and Dr. Brain-Strike join the Team Loud Phoenix Storm as new members of the Ultimate Elementals Heroes. We went back to sleep


In the Early morning hours at 1:42 AM, I was asleep with my harem in my room and I had an amazing dream. I was over in Bridlewood and I looked around and saw Trixie Lulamoon's cutie mark and I followed it and saw that it lead to Elder Flower's tree and it showed me that she was under the tree.

Me: So Trixie Lulamoon is under Elder Flower's Tree. This is gonna be awesome.

I woke up.

Celica: Are you alright J.D.?

Me: Yeah I am okay. I had a dream and found out where Trixie Lulamoon is. She's under Elder Flower's tree in Bridlewood.

Varie: I was expecting her to be under the Changeling's hive.

Me: Me too.

I went to get a drink.

Me: (Gulping water) Ahh.

I went back to sleep.


In the early morning hours of 3:24 AM, Lincoln had an interesting dream: it took him to Atlantis, and as he was flying, he then saw something appear in the skies: it was the symbol of The Orichalcos, but he soon saw ten figures appear from the symbol, they were ten girls all too familiar to him. Lincoln woke up, but so did his harem and kids.

Lily the Mermaid: Linky, what is it?

Lincoln explained everything, and his Guardian Angels gasped.

Selene Arcangela: Oh man! Lincoln, what you just told us, there's no doubt about what you just saw in your dream, it's them: The Doom Riders of The Orichalcos Darkness.

Emily Shunoros: I can't believe it, this is something that we need to tell the others about first thing tomorrow, and we also got to explain the whole thing to everyone.

Lincoln: You're right, Emily.

Dana Orichalcum: They're no doubt going to be pissed if they see Dartz in The M.O.E., you know why they formed 10,000 years ago.

Lincoln: I know, Dana.

Paige: Which is why, we'll explain the whole thing once The Doom Riders arrive tomorrow.

Lincoln: Right, Paige. Tomorrow, everyone's gonna hear it, and no doubt about it, everyone's going to be surprised.

Lincoln went back to sleep with his harem and kids. Then, morning came, and Lincoln and his harem and kids got up, brushed their teeth and showered, and got dressed, and we had a massive breakfast ready with steak, eggs, and bacon, and Lincoln was piling on the protein.

Nico: Whoa! Someone's really piling on the protein!

Me: He needs it as always.

Lincoln: You bet. Guys, there's something I need to tell you: last night, my dream took me to Atlantis from 10,000 years ago, and as I was flying, I saw something appear in the skies: it was the symbol of The Orichalcos, but I soon saw ten figures appear from the symbol, they were ten girls all too familiar to me.

Nico: Wait, really? Who are they?

Lincoln: The Doom Riders of The Orichalcos Darkness, they're a powerful group of the deadliest and most powerful warriors ever that formed over 10,000 years ago and they're also one of the most powerful and deadliest of my Guardian Angels.

WE GASPED!

Me: Wait, what?!

Selene Arcangela: It's all true, guys, and for over 10,000 years, they've defended the world from the horrors of all evil that were unleashed by the evil forces of The Orichalcos, and their main target was the one who'd unleashed the horrors of the evil unleashed by The Orichalcos: Dartz.

Heidi: So, we weren't the only ones who'd been after Dartz.

Lincoln: Nope, they've been after him for 10,000 years, and they all despised him for unleashing the horrors of all evil when he and the evil forces of The Orichalcos plotted to destroy the planet. But, we also got to explain to them that Dartz is now in The M.O.E.

Eli: That's true.

Suddenly, we saw the symbol of The Orichalcos appear and our rainbow energy auras flared up as we suddenly gained a massive power boost, and then, ten tornadoes of pitch black darkness appeared, and as the tornadoes faded, there stood ten girls with pitch black hair, red eyes, pitch black clothes, the symbol of The Orichalcos on their foreheads and the Orichalcos monsters on their black crop tops and skirts, pitch black angel wings, and the leader has a sword made of Orichalcum and The Great Leviathan on her skirt and forehead along with The Symbol of The Orichalcos.

Lincoln: (GASPS) Malorie Kyutora, Gene-Slammer of Orichalcos Kyutora, Giana Gigas, Gene-Slammer of Orichalcos Gigas, Melanie Malevolence, Gene-Slammer of Orichalcos Malevolence, Elena Mirror, Gene-Slammer of Mirror Night Calling, Ellie Mirror, Gene-Slammer of Mirror Knight, Sina Shunoros, Gene-Slammer of Orichalcos Shunoros, Allie Aristeros, Gene-Slammer of Orichalcos Aristeros, Diana Dexia, Gene-Slammer of Orichalcos Dexia, Gloria Geh, Gene-Slammer of Divine Serpent Geh, and Lorelai Leviathan, Gene-Slammer of The Great Leviathan.

Nicholette Torrington: The Doom Riders of The Orichalcos Darkness have returned!

Me: Just as your dream foretold!

Eli: Oh man!

Emily Shunoros: Lincoln's dream foretold that all of you have returned, Lorelai, and we were stunned.

Lorelai Leviathan: It's all true, Emily. We have indeed returned, and we've had to take care of some criminals that were running loose and we killed them and sent them to The Black Gates.

Giana Gigas: But, not before we sucked out all their negative energy and their souls in the process.

Eli: Wait, you what?!

Lincoln: I should also explain, they have all the powers of The Orichalcos Darkness and the powers of The Orichalcos Duel Monsters themselves, and they also have the power to extract and absorb the negative energy out of someone affected by evil to cure them, but for those who are just pure evil, not only do they extract and absorb their negative energy, but they also suck out their souls as well and send them to The Black Gates. But, ever since they found out about Anti-Monitor, they resorted to using that power on thugs and criminals without powers.

Lorelai Leviathan: That's right. But, despite that The Black Gates have been repaired, they're still compromised.

Lincoln: Yep, so we only use them on powerless thugs and criminals.

Me: Yep. So, are you guys going to introduce us?

Selene Emperyous: Oh right, we got to do just that.

Lorelai Leviathan: That's understandable, you all have to do introductions. DOOM RIDERS, FRONT AND CENTER!

The other Doom Riders stood at attention!

Nico: Nice.

Selene Emperyous: The first girl is Malorie Kyutora, Gene-Slammer of Orichalcos Kyutora, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Atlantis, and she's a member of The Doom Riders of The Orichalcos Darkness, a powerful group of the deadliest and most powerful warriors ever, and for over 10,000 years, they've defended the world from the horrors of all evil that were unleashed by the evil forces of The Orichalcos, and their main target was the one who'd unleashed the horrors of the evil unleashed by The Orichalcos: Dartz. Malorie Kyutora has the powers of the Orichalcos and darkness along with the powers of Orichalcos Kyutora, and she met Lincoln long ago who participated in the battle against Dartz and won, and she trained him in using the powers of The Orichalcos Darkness and the powers of Orichalcos Kyutora, and she also taught him how to extract and absorb negative energy from someone affected by evil. Lincoln made her a powerful greatsword made of Orichalcum, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and as a result, he promised that when he comes of age, he'll marry her along with the rest of his harem. Malorie Kyutora hates Luan with a blazing passion, but the one person whom she despises is Dartz for unleashing the evil hatred of The Orichalcos over 10,000 years ago, and she swore to bring an end to him forever!

Michelle Emperyous: The second girl is Giana Gigas, Gene-Slammer of Orichalcos Gigas, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Atlantis, and she's a member of The Doom Riders of The Orichalcos Darkness, a powerful group of the deadliest and most powerful warriors ever, and for over 10,000 years, they've defended the world from the horrors of all evil that were unleashed by the evil forces of The Orichalcos, and their main target was the one who'd unleashed the horrors of the evil unleashed by The Orichalcos: Dartz. Gina Gigas has the powers of the Orichalcos and darkness along with the powers of Orichalcos Gigas, and she met Lincoln long ago who participated in the battle against Dartz and won, and she trained him in using the powers of The Orichalcos Darkness and the powers of Orichalcos Gigas, and she also taught him how to extract and absorb negative energy from someone affected by evil. Lincoln made her a powerful greatsword made of Orichalcum, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and as a result, he promised that when he comes of age, he'll marry her along with the rest of his harem. Gina Gigas hates Chandler with a blazing passion, but the one person whom she despises is Dartz for unleashing the evil hatred of The Orichalcos over 10,000 years ago, and she swore to bring an end to him forever!

Rachel Emperyous: The third girl is Melanie Malevolence, Gene-Slammer of Orichalcos Malevolence, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Atlantis, and she's a member of The Doom Riders of The Orichalcos Darkness, a powerful group of the deadliest and most powerful warriors ever, and for over 10,000 years, they've defended the world from the horrors of all evil that were unleashed by the evil forces of The Orichalcos, and their main target was the one who'd unleashed the horrors of the evil unleashed by The Orichalcos: Dartz. Melanie Malevolence has the powers of the Orichalcos and darkness along with the powers of Orichalcos Malevolence, and she met Lincoln long ago who participated in the battle against Dartz and won, and she trained him in using the powers of The Orichalcos Darkness and the powers of Orichalcos Kyutora, and she also taught him how to extract and absorb negative energy from someone affected by evil. Lincoln made her a powerful greatsword made of Orichalcum, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and as a result, he promised that when he comes of age, he'll marry her along with the rest of his harem. Melanie Malevolence hates Lisa with a blazing passion, but the one person whom she despises is Dartz for unleashing the evil hatred of The Orichalcos over 10,000 years ago, and she swore to bring an end to him forever!

Sadie Emperyous: The fourth girl is Elena Mirror, Gene-Slammer of Mirror Night Calling, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Atlantis, and she's a member of The Doom Riders of The Orichalcos Darkness, a powerful group of the deadliest and most powerful warriors ever, and for over 10,000 years, they've defended the world from the horrors of all evil that were unleashed by the evil forces of The Orichalcos, and their main target was the one who'd unleashed the horrors of the evil unleashed by The Orichalcos: Dartz. Elena Mirror has the powers of the Orichalcos and darkness along with the powers of Mirror Night Calling, and she met Lincoln long ago who participated in the battle against Dartz and won, and she trained him in using the powers of The Orichalcos Darkness and the powers of Mirror Night Calling, and she also taught him how to extract and absorb negative energy from someone affected by evil. Lincoln made her a powerful greatsword made of Orichalcum, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and as a result, he promised that when he comes of age, he'll marry her along with the rest of his harem. Elena Mirror hates Lisa with a blazing passion, but the one person whom she despises is Dartz for unleashing the evil hatred of The Orichalcos over 10,000 years ago, and she swore to bring an end to him forever!

Vorya Emperyous: The fifth girl is Ellie Mirror, Gene-Slammer of Mirror Knight, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Atlantis, and she's a member of The Doom Riders of The Orichalcos Darkness, a powerful group of the deadliest and most powerful warriors ever and the twin sister of Elena Mirror, and for over 10,000 years, they've defended the world from the horrors of all evil that were unleashed by the evil forces of The Orichalcos, and their main target was the one who'd unleashed the horrors of the evil unleashed by The Orichalcos: Dartz. Ellie Mirror has the powers of the Orichalcos and darkness along with the powers of Mirror Knight, and she met Lincoln long ago who participated in the battle against Dartz and won, and she trained him in using the powers of The Orichalcos Darkness and the powers of Mirror Knight, and she also taught him how to extract and absorb negative energy from someone affected by evil. Lincoln made her a powerful greatsword made of Orichalcum, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and as a result, he promised that when he comes of age, he'll marry her along with the rest of his harem. Ellie Mirror hates Lola with a blazing passion, but the one person whom she despises is Dartz for unleashing the evil hatred of The Orichalcos over 10,000 years ago, and she swore to bring an end to him forever!

Valentine Emperyous: The sixth girl is Sina Shunoros, Gene-Slammer of Orichalcos Shunoros, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Atlantis, and she's a member of The Doom Riders of The Orichalcos Darkness, a powerful group of the deadliest and most powerful warriors ever, and for over 10,000 years, they've defended the world from the horrors of all evil that were unleashed by the evil forces of The Orichalcos, and their main target was the one who'd unleashed the horrors of the evil unleashed by The Orichalcos: Dartz. Sina Shunoros has the powers of the Orichalcos and darkness along with the powers of Orichalcos Shunoros, and she met Lincoln long ago who participated in the battle against Dartz and won, and she trained him in using the powers of The Orichalcos Darkness and the powers of Orichalcos Shunoros, and she also taught him how to extract and absorb negative energy from someone affected by evil. Lincoln made her a powerful greatsword made of Orichalcum, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and as a result, he promised that when he comes of age, he'll marry her along with the rest of his harem. Sina Shunoros hates Lynn with a blazing passion, but the one person whom she despises is Dartz for unleashing the evil hatred of The Orichalcos over 10,000 years ago, and she swore to bring an end to him forever!

Zaina Emperyous: The seventh girl is Allie Aristeros, Gene-Slammer of Orichalcos Aristeros, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Atlantis, and she's a member of The Doom Riders of The Orichalcos Darkness, a powerful group of the deadliest and most powerful warriors ever, and for over 10,000 years, they've defended the world from the horrors of all evil that were unleashed by the evil forces of The Orichalcos, and their main target was the one who'd unleashed the horrors of the evil unleashed by The Orichalcos: Dartz. Allie Aristeros has the powers of the Orichalcos and darkness along with the powers of Orichalcos Aristeros, and she met Lincoln long ago who participated in the battle against Dartz and won, and she trained him in using the powers of The Orichalcos Darkness and the powers of Orichalcos Aristeros, and she also taught him how to extract and absorb negative energy from someone affected by evil. Lincoln made her a powerful greatsword made of Orichalcum, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and as a result, he promised that when he comes of age, he'll marry her along with the rest of his harem. Allie Aristeros hates Hawk and Hank with a blazing passion, but the one person whom she despises is Dartz for unleashing the evil hatred of The Orichalcos over 10,000 years ago, and she swore to bring an end to him forever!

Sandra Emperyous: The eighth girl is Diana Dexia, Gene-Slammer of Orichalcos Dexia, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Atlantis, and she's a member of The Doom Riders of The Orichalcos Darkness, a powerful group of the deadliest and most powerful warriors ever, and for over 10,000 years, they've defended the world from the horrors of all evil that were unleashed by the evil forces of The Orichalcos, and their main target was the one who'd unleashed the horrors of the evil unleashed by The Orichalcos: Dartz. Diana Dexia has the powers of the Orichalcos and darkness along with the powers of Orichalcos Deixa, and she met Lincoln long ago who participated in the battle against Dartz and won, and she trained him in using the powers of The Orichalcos Darkness and the powers of Orichalcos Dexia, and she also taught him how to extract and absorb negative energy from someone affected by evil. Lincoln made her a powerful greatsword made of Orichalcum, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and as a result, he promised that when he comes of age, he'll marry her along with the rest of his harem. Diana Dexia hates Pablo and Anderson with a blazing passion, but the one person whom she despises is Dartz for unleashing the evil hatred of The Orichalcos over 10,000 years ago, and she swore to bring an end to him forever!

Laniya Emperyous: The ninth girl is Gloria Geh, Gene-Slammer of Divine Serpent Geh, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Atlantis, and she's a member of The Doom Riders of The Orichalcos Darkness, a powerful group of the deadliest and most powerful warriors ever, and for over 10,000 years, they've defended the world from the horrors of all evil that were unleashed by the evil forces of The Orichalcos, and their main target was the one who'd unleashed the horrors of the evil unleashed by The Orichalcos: Dartz. Gloria Geh has the powers of the Orichalcos and darkness along with the powers of Divine Serpent Geh, and she met Lincoln long ago who participated in the battle against Dartz and won, and she trained him in using the powers of The Orichalcos Darkness and the powers of Divine Serpent Geh, and she also taught him how to extract and absorb negative energy from someone affected by evil. Lincoln made her a powerful greatsword made of Orichalcum, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and as a result, he promised that when he comes of age, he'll marry her along with the rest of his harem. Gloria Geh hates Flip with a blazing passion, but the one person whom she despises is Dartz for unleashing the evil hatred of The Orichalcos over 10,000 years ago, and she swore to bring an end to him forever!

Selene Emperyous: And the tenth girl is Lorelai Leviathan, Gene-Slammer of The Great Leviathan, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Atlantis, and she's the leader of The Doom Riders of The Orichalcos Darkness, a powerful group of the deadliest and most powerful warriors ever, and for over 10,000 years, they've defended the world from the horrors of all evil that were unleashed by the evil forces of The Orichalcos, and their main target was the one who'd unleashed the horrors of the evil unleashed by The Orichalcos: Dartz. Lorelai Leviathan has the powers of the Orichalcos and darkness along with the powers of The Great Leviathan, and she met Lincoln long ago who participated in the battle against Dartz and won, and she trained him in using the powers of The Orichalcos Darkness and the powers of The Great Leviathan, and she also taught him how to extract and absorb negative energy from someone affected by evil and even infect those whose hearts are so black with the power of The Orichalcos they become his obedient slave and even suck out their souls and imprison them in cards. Lincoln made her a powerful greatsword made of Orichalcum, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and as a result, he promised that when he comes of age, he'll marry her along with the rest of his harem. Lorelai Leviathan hates Lori with a blazing passion, but the one person whom she despises is Dartz for unleashing the evil hatred of The Orichalcos over 10,000 years ago, and she swore to bring an end to him forever!

WE GASPED!

Eli: Unreal! And I can't believe it, so you also mastered the powers of The Orichalcos Darkness and The Orichalcos Duel Monsters?!

Lincoln: That's right. Watch, I'll show you.

We then saw a group of criminals trying to murder and rape a group of girls, and Lincoln fired a blast of darkness that hit the criminals and he began sucking out and absorbing their negative energy, and his already flared up rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals had flared up even more extremely as he gained an extremely astronomically huge and massive power boost, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more as veins formed, and his massive white angel wings and four other sets of large white angel wings underneath his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and his large gold halo and four orbiting large gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head glowed.

Then, he also sucked out their souls, and because they were pure evil, he had them sent to The Black Gates. We saw it all happen.

Me: Incredible!

Nico: You sucked out all of their negative energy and their souls all at once? Man, that's really deadly!

Lincoln: Yep, they taught me everything they know.

Lincoln made nine clones of himself, and while he pinned Lorelai Leviathan to the floor, his clones also pinned the other nine to the floor, and they kissed them on the lips and marked them by biting them on the right trapezius and fed on their blood, and his already flared up rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals had flared up even more extremely as he gained an extremely astronomically huge and massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more as veins formed, and his massive white angel wings and four other sets of large white angel wings underneath his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and his large gold halo and four orbiting large gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head glowed.

Then, Lincoln and his clones slowly unlatched their fangs from their right trapezius and the marks sealed up and Lincoln and his clones kissed the spot where they bit them and helped them up, and they also had ten Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with green gems on the gold lightning bolts and green crystal links and jade beads from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha and Jade Necklace of Shangdi and ten white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on their necks and rainbow Thunderbird wedding rings on their left pinkies.

Then, he and the clones helped them up and the clones vanished.

Lorelai Leviathan: Well, that was definitely one way of saying it's good to see you again. (Rubs Lincoln's massive pecs) And we had no idea you had such an animalistic romantic side to you, Lincoln, and in addition to how much you've grown, from the 11-year-old little boy we've known into an 18-year-old giant 9'10" hulking, sexy, strong, buff, and extremely manly rugged heartthrob hunk of a man, and you're still the same gentleman we all know, but of course, having an animalistic romantic side to you, that also really came as a huge surprise.

Lincoln had a blush on his face.

Lincoln: Sorry about that.

Nico and I snickered.

Me and Nico: Lincoln, you sly wolf.

Lincoln: (Blush on his face) Guys. Anyways, let's finish up and head on out.

We finished up breakfast, and we headed out for Nico's rescue.


Musa woke up to see Meloetta staring at her.

Meloetta: Morning Musa! It's time for breakfast.

Musa: Oh boy!

She went and got dressed and went to the table. We were having whopper pancakes and waffles.


Later it was time for the rescue and over in Japan was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Sam the Omega Ranger, Commander Cruger, Kat (SPD), Morphin Master Red, Amelia (Cosmic Fury) and Morphin Master Green as well as Universe 666 Omega, Daniel J. D'Arby, Pet Shop, Jumbo Shrimp, Thanos (X-Squad) and Proxima Midnight (X-Squad) and we were there for a fun and awesome rescue.

Qin: This is gonna be awesome.

Lola: It sure is!

Xenia: I can't wait to kick some butt!

Lola: Yeah!

Me: Me too!

Nico: Sam, I want to thank you, Universe 666 Omega, and your teams for coming

Sam the Omega Ranger: No problem Nico. This will be fun.

Commander Cruger: It sure will be fun.

Nico: Commander, are you proud of the B Squad?

Commander Cruger: I sure am. I just wish A-Squad can be here too to see them.

Camie: Yeah that is true.

Me: A Squad got poisoned with evil. If we face Grumm in the future I'm going to kill him for sure.

Camie: YEAH!

Xenia: That monster.

Nico: In a rescue maybe. I have a feeling the A Squad will be faced on Jack's big day

Me: That will be fun.

Nico: Yep.

Lola: It sure will.

Camie: Yep.

Commander Cruger: I know they can be saved.

Me: Yeah. Wow! Yesterday was awesome

Sougo: It sure was! WOW! Maxxine's new transformation was amazing!

Geiz: I hope we can see the remaining powers she has

Me: I'm sure she will show us many more of them.

Qin: Yep.

Me: Now we've seen the last of the Zi-O Riders major enemies.

Camie: We sure did.

Varie: Swartz and the Quartzer are all forgotten memories.

Woz: And so ends my ties with that group.

Me: Good fucking riddance.

Qin: That is for sure.

Woz: REJOICE! The Quartzer and Swartz have been destroyed and are now no longer a threat!

Me: AMEN!

Qin: YEAH!

Woz: (sighs) Apologies if that's short. It's not every day I get to do that now

Me: No worries Woz. But it is always fun hearing you do that.

Camie: Yeah.

Qin: It's fun.

Ace Ukiyo: Feels like something done from the Medieval times.

Me: I said the exact same thing Ace. Woz is like a Squire from those times and that is awesome.

Camie: That is awesome.

Nico: Anyone from Sunny's world today?

Me: Actually yes I saw her in a dream. Trixie Lulamoon is underneath Elder Flower's Tree in Bridlewood.

Izzy Moonbow: (GASP) We have Trixie Lulamoon underneath Elder Flower's tree!? YAY!

Starlight Glimmer: That is amazing that she is there!

Trixie Lulamoon: The me from Sunny's world is under there? Wow! That is cool!

Lola: It sure is!

Sunny Starscout: Yeah!

Me: We'll have to go there in 3 days. First we got to find Princess Celestia and Luna in the ruins of the Castle of the Two Sisters.

Nico: But that's nowhere nearby

Me: No we're in Japan. They are back in America.

Nico: Oh sorry.

Qin: Lets focus on the rescue.

Nico: Okay then.

But then we SAW A BUNCH OF PEOPLE RUNNING AND SCREAMING IN EXTREME PAIN WITH JETS OF FIRE EXPLODING OUT OF THEIR MOUTHS!

Nico: The fuck?!

Me: LOOKS LIKE THEY HAD SPICE OVERLOAD!

Maria fired waves of water and HUGE CLOUDS OF STEAM CAME OUT OF THEIR MOUTHS AND THEY WERE IN PAIN!

Me: WHOA! Holy crap that is intense spice.

Lincoln: Okay, gang, we're in for a huge battle for this rescue, we're here in Japan, but here's where things are going to get really hot: it appears Kushina's hypothetical Akuma has been sighted here.

Me: A hypothetical Akuma of Kushina? Whoa! Who is she?

Lincoln: Her name is Angel Inferno Ramen, the Hypothetical Akuma of Kushina Uzumaki and she is a powerful angel of fire and super nuclear spicy inferno ramen. She can make ramen that is so spicy that it can kill anyone 100,000,000 times. Those with weaker tolerance to spicy food will burst into intense flames and burn to death. She was made because of Obito ripping the 9-Tails out of her and also all the atrocities committed to Naruto and she vowed to kill all those responsible for hurting him and make them feel her spicy wrath.

Lincoln got out his sketchbook and we saw what she looks like: a fiery angel with long flowing red hair and fiery angel wings and had the Kanji for Inferno Spicy Ramen in the middle of her forehead.

Me: Oh man!

Nico: And she can make ramen that is so spicy that it can kill anyone 100,000,000 times?! Damn!

Me: WOW! That sounds like my kind of ramen.

Lincoln: Yep. Those with weaker tolerance to spicy food will burst into intense flames and burn to death. This is something J.D., myself, Naruto, and the rest of the spice demons can handle.

Me: You got that right. But, I can't believe she was created thanks to what Obito did and all of those atrocities committed against Naruto.

Naruto: This just proved that Obito was a monster and the corrupted council members of The Leaf were too corrupt and blind by fear.

Eli: Those morons!

Lincoln: Either way, we need to take Angel Inferno Ramen down and send her to The M.O.E., but we'll also taste her super nuclear spicy inferno ramen.

Me: I'm always ready for some nuclear spicy food!

Suddenly, Lincoln had a premonition, and it's not good: it appears Alduin The World Eater, The First Dragon, and The Twilight God, the main antagonist of The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, is coming here to destroy us.

Lincoln: Oh no.

Me: What is it, Lincoln? Did Morgana...?

Lincoln: No, Morgana didn't resurrect anyone, but we've got big trouble, it appears Alduin The World Eater, The First Dragon, and The Twilight God, the main antagonist of The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, is coming here to destroy us.

Me: WHAT THE?!

Nico: SAY WHAT?!

Nico's skeleton came out!

Qin: Oh, that is not good!

Nico put his skeleton back.

Nico: I hate when that happens. Lincoln, you need to absorb him and send him to The Black Abyss.

Lincoln: That's what I'm going to do.

Suddenly, the rest of the team arrived thanks to Lincoln's telepathic message.

Ed Cowart: We got here as fast as we could.

Lori: So, we're literally facing Kushina's hypothetical Akuma, this is going to be one fiery battle.

Lincoln: Yep, but we're more than ready to handle the heat.

Suddenly, Lincoln's large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings orbiting the corners behind his head glowed and the four large orbiting gold rings fired beams of light that formed into a viewing window and we see Hawk and Hank dressed only in shorts and shirtless and they're hiding out somewhere, and they'd fully regained their abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs along with their massive physical upper and lower body strength, massive levels of virility, and massive levels of testosterone, but they were even more larger in muscle mass than ever. Then, we saw the barbell tattoos on their backs glow red. Suddenly, Hawk and Hank were glowing with red energy, but then, their arms were raised and it looked like their wrists were bound with metal cuffs same with their feet.

Me: Uh oh, here we go!

Lincoln: Yep.

Suddenly, Lincoln made red portals appear in front of Hawk and Hank, and then, out of nowhere, Lincoln sprouted tentacles with suctions from his chest and all of the males on the team did the same and they went through the portals and they came out of the portals and latched themselves onto the massive pecs, necks, arms, and legs of Hawk and Hank. Then, the tentacles began sucking Hawk and Hank dry of their massive muscle mass, virility, testosterone, and massive physical strength and they were groaning in pain as they began shrinking in muscle mass and height.

Then, all of the massive muscle mass, virility, testosterone, and massive physical strength of Hawk and Hank began being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips and four larger white angel wings underneath his massive white angel wings spread out and his halo glowed and he began growing even more stronger.

The same thing happened to me, Nico, and all the males on the team and our abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more and veins formed on our bodies, and our massive angel wings spread out and our halos glowed and we also began growing even more stronger.

Lincoln: (Growls) Oh man, I haven't forgotten how potent this curse really is.

Me: (Growls) Yeah, this is really potent, but this still feels incredible.

Then, when Lincoln and all the males were done, the tentacles detached themselves from the pecs, arms, legs, and necks of the buttfaces from Hazeltucky and they went back into us as the portals closed, and we saw that Hawk and Hank were thin as a rake and sucked bone dry of their muscle mass, virility, testosterone, and massive physical strength again, and the glowing barbells on their back stopped glowing.

Hawk and Hank: NOT AGAIN! (ENRAGED SCREAMING)

The viewing window closed as the four large orbiting gold rings stopped glowing and the light beams disappeared. Suddenly, we saw that we were even more ripped thanks to Lincoln's curse.

Me: Whoa. Lincoln, that Min's Egyptian Virility Drain Curse you put on those buttfaces is still really potent. But, look at us, now we're even more ripped than ever. (Flexes my massive muscles) But, wait, I felt that it's even more potent and more stronger than ever! Lincoln, what did you...?

Lincoln: I increased the strength and potency of my Min's Egyptian Virility Drain Curse on those two yesterday. (Flexes his massive muscles) And this curse will be on them until we finally kill them. (Sensed for Angel Inferno Ramen) AHA! There you are. I just spotted Angel Inferno Ramen, she's 20 yards away, but we got to watch it, since she's Kushina's Akuma, she'll definitely be prepared. (Sensed for Alduin) And I just spotted Alduin heading for us.

Nico: Alright, let's get going.

Ilana heard a Pokemon Cry.

Ilana: Look here guys.

We saw a Reuniclus!

Me: Cool a Reuniclus!

Reuniclus: I am so hungry.

We gave it apples.

Reuniclus: Ahh thank you.

Ilana: You're welcome. You want to come with us?

Reuniclus: I would be honored.

Ilana: Great!

But then we heard a roar and looked up and saw DIALGA!

Me: WHOA! Dialga!

Nico: Where'd that come from!

Lincoln: I think this one is someone Derpy knows!

Derpy Hooves: Really?

Lincoln: Let me see.

He used his telepathy and saw that it was someone Derpy knows!

Lincoln: WHOA! It's Derpy's sister Bubbles Fartsy Hooves!

Derpy Hooves: Oh man! She's called Fartsy because she farts a lot.

Nico: Oh boy!

Me: Lets go help her!

Lincoln had Derpy hold his hand and we flew up to her.

Derpy Hooves: Bubbles! It's me Derpy!

Lincoln: Calm down and lets talk.

All she did was use Roar of Time!

She fired a blast of blue energy and we dodged it and it hit a building and completely disintegrated it into dust!

Me: WHOA! That Roar of Time is immensely powerful!

Lincoln: No shit!

Me: Lets settle this!

Me and Lincoln fired blasts of lightning and blasted her all over.

Lincoln guided and helped Derpy blast Dialga.

Nico: A little more! But why is Derpy being helped like that?

Varie: She has an eye condition remember?

Nico: Oh yeah.

Me and Lincoln and Derpy fired waves of lightning and blasted her.

Me: Now for this! (SNAPS FINGERS)

She reverted back and was a girl with blond hair and yellow eyes and had blue angel wings and had Dialga in the middle of her forehead and had a blue version of Derpy's cutie mark on her arm.

Me and Lincoln wrapped her in a blanket.

We sat her on a bench.

I snapped my fingers and fixed the building.

Me: There.

She woke up.

Bubbles Fartsy Hooves: (Groans)

LOUD LONG NASTY FART!

Me: Whoa.

Derpy Hooves: Funny.

Bubbles Fartsy Hooves: (Groans)

She saw Derpy.

Bubbles Fartsy Hooves: Derpy? (Gasp) Derpy!

LOUD LONG NASTY FART!

She hugged her.

LOUD LONG NASTY FART!

Me: You were turned into Dialga because of Dark Gale.

Bubbles Fartsy Hooves: (GASP) I remember!

LOUD LONG NASTY FART!

FLASHBACK

She was in a blue suit and was injected! She farted and then turned into Dialga and blasted some of the members and killed them and blasted out of there.

FLASHBACK ENDS!

Bubbles Fartsy Hooves: It was awful!

LOUD LONG NASTY FART!

Sonya: Bubbles has been the gassiest member out of the group and she has a nasty fart condition.

Omaima Lexington: Welcome to my world.

LOUD FART!

Me: OH GOOD GOD!

Omaima Lexington: Sorry.

Nico: What's your role in Sonya's team?

Bubbles Fartsy Hooves: I'm the Chronomancer of the team. I can blast my enemies with time rays and age them to be over 140 years old and make them easy to take down.

Me: Wow!

LOUD LONG NASTY FART!

Bubbles Fartsy Hooves: But outside the team I do everything I can to help my sister because of her condition.

Derpy Hooves: She sure does and it's amazing.

Lincoln: Well I was helping her to avoid crashing into stuff. I help her by making sure she doesn't bump into things too.

Bubbles Fartsy Hooves: I appreciate that Lincoln. You have my thanks for that.

LOUD LONG NASTY FART!

Nico: We need to do something about that!

Me: Nico she has Calabash Syndrome. Nothing we can do about it.

Nico: Oh right.

Bubbles Fartsy Hooves: How did you know I have that?

Me: You aren't the only one that knows that disease.

Omaima Lexington: I have it too. I was born with 2 stomachs and I have uncontrollable farts. (LOUD FART) Excuse me.

Bubbles Fartsy Hooves: I see.

LOUD LONG NASTY FART!

Rarity: Lets get you some new clothes darling.

The fashion brigade gave her awesome blue clothes and she had a green crystal sword.

Bubbles Fartsy Hooves: Wow! I look great!

LOUD LONG NASTY FART!

Nico: You sure do!

LOUD LONG NASTY FART!

Bubbles Fartsy Hooves: Sorry!

Me: I think it's funny.

WE LAUGHED!

Maxxine: Time to test out more of my form's powers

Me: Lets get a move on then.

We took off into the air and we set out to take down Angel Inferno Ramen and send her to The M.O.E. and send Alduin to The Black Abyss for his crimes.

We were flying in the air, and we spotted our target: Angel Inferno Ramen, the hypothetical Akuma of Kushina, and she's firing balls of fire at some thugs.

Lincoln: There she is, and she's blasting some thugs.

James Blunt: Those thugs are some of Drake Maxwell's hitmen from the past, it seems the word of his final demise has drawn them out of hiding and they're out for revenge.

Lincoln: Well, we'll see about that.

Lincoln fired waves of superhot fire from his massive white angel wings and four sets of large white angel wings underneath his massive white angel wings and they Drake Maxwell's hitmen from the past and they were completely incinerated into nothing but ashes, and the waves of fire also hit Angel Inferno Ramen, and we landed.

Lincoln: Kushina, you still remember us, right?

Naruto: Mom, do you still...?

Suddenly, Angel Inferno Ramen ran up to Naruto and hugged him, and he hugged her back.

Angel Inferno Ramen: Of course, I still do, Naruto, along with all of you.

Sakura: The love of her own son, Naruto, is still as strong, along with her memory of all of us.

Angel Inferno Ramen: And before we fight, here's a little something for you.

Angel Inferno Ramen made her super nuclear spicy inferno ramen that's so spicy that it can kill anyone 100,000,000 times, and those with weaker tolerance to spicy food will burst into intense flames and burn to death, and gave it to me, Naruto, Boruto, Lincoln, and all of the spice demons. It was a neon red bowl of ramen made of intense nuclear hot spice.

Me: WHOA! The spice meter on the ramen is off the charts!

Lincoln: You said a mouthful. Alright, let's eat.

We ate the super nuclear spicy inferno ramen, AND THEN...!

KRABOOM!

WE WERE SUDDENLY ENTOMBED IN MASSIVE SUPER MEGA HOT VORTEXES OF SUPER MEGA HOT RAINBOW FIRE AND WE GAINED AN ASTRONOMICAL POWER BOOST! WHEN THE VORTEXES FADE, WE EMERGED EVEN STRONGER THAN EVER, AND THE SPICY PEPPER TATTOOS OF ME, LINCOLN, AND NICO WERE LEAKING OUT NEON RED SPICY BLOOD!

Me: WHOO! MAN, THAT IS SOME NUCLEAR SPICY INFERNO RAMEN!

Boruto: WOW! That is so delicious!

I BELCHED OUT A MASSIVE STREAM OF RAINBOW FIRE THAT WENT UP INTO THE SKY AND TURNED INTO A PHOENIX THAT LET OUT A MASSIVE CRY!

Lincoln: You said it, that was so good.

SUDDENLY, LINCOLN BELCHES OUT NINE MASSIVE STREAMS OF RAINBOW FIRE THAT TURNED INTO THE TAILED BEASTS AND THEY HIT SOME NEARBY THUGS AND THEY GOT BURNED BAD!

Lynn: WHOA! Man, that's some serious heat!

Eli: And Lincoln's not kidding of what he said, if anyone with weaker tolerance to spicy food eats this stuff, they will burst into intense flames and burn to death and it's so spicy that it can kill anyone 100,000,000 times. Yikes!

Lincoln: That's why I built a very strong tolerance to it, and thanks to Gina Angellus giving me The El Paso Diablo Pepper of Fury to eat years ago, it gave me a massive and powerful immunity to peppers of all types and any hot pepper I eat will give me a tremendous power and energy boost and it also increases my body heat and temperature.

Me: Yeah!

Angel Inferno Ramen: Glad you all like it ya know.

Me: Yeah we sure do!

Nico: Wow! That is awesome.

Me: Sorry we have to fight like this Kushina.

Angel Inferno Ramen: It's okay.

Kushina: I will say this ya know. I look awesome as an Akuma like this.

Me: I was about to say the same thing. But you know what else? (GOES SUPER ANGEL) I've been wanting to have a sparing session with you for 150,000 years Kushina.

Angel Inferno Ramen: Lets get it on then.

Maxxine: Henshin!

SHE TRANSFORMED INTO KAMEN RIDER OMICRON CELESTIAL!

Maxxine: 53 YEARS OF RIDERS AT MY FINGERTIPS! KAMEN RIDER OMICRON CELESTIAL!

Me: Ooh! Awesome Roll Call!

Reuniclus charged at her. And blasted her all over.

Maxxine: Lets see you face this!

She tapped the Build Figure!

2018

The Symbols of the Build Riders and the Fullbottles appeared and she blasted Angel Inferno Ramen all over the place with the powers of the Build Riders and the Fullbottles!

Me: WHOA! That was cool!

Xenia: WOW!

Sento: Wow! That was an awesome experiment!

Robin got out his Gaia Memory.

Robin: What the Hidden Leaf did to your son was unforgivable.

Me: I agree Kushina! That's why I became Naruto's brother, to make sure those douchebags don't touch him. Also I wanted to be there for him and train him and make him a great ninja and all that. It's something that you and Minato would have wanted.

Angel Inferno Ramen: And I will always be forever grateful for that J.D.

Me: I'm glad for that.

ROBIN! NARUTO!

Robin and Naruto: LEADER NINE RASENGANS!

They fired Rasengans and blasted her all over the place.

Maxxine: Lets see what this does.

She tapped the Ex-Aid figure.

2017

The symbols of the Ex-Aid Riders and the Gashats appeared and she fired waves of energy and elements and blasted Angel Inferno Ramen all over.

Me: WHOA!

Nicole: WOW! That is an awesome Video Game worthy power!

Emu: It sure is! We won that without using continues!

Me: But Naruto's life in the Leaf wasn't ALL THAT bad. Naruto has TONS of amazing friends and they have become an amazing and great help to him and me. We formed The Knights of The New Fire and did all kinds of things and accomplishments that even the great ninjas of the past would be proud of.

Angel Inferno Ramen: That is amazing! I'm so proud of Naruto and you J.D.

Me: I don't let it go to my head.

Naruto: Yeah. Also mom I have lots of amazing future wives. Sakura, Ino, Hinata, Fu, Tenten, many girls. Want to see a picture of them?

Angel Inferno Ramen: Sure.

He showed a picture of them and MAN WAS IT A LOT!

Angel Inferno Ramen: Wow! Even Anko, Yugao, Rin and many ninjas I know. I'm so proud of you son.

Naruto: Thanks mom.

Me: It's so awesome for Naruto. I am really proud of him.

Robin: We all are. Also here is this!

ROBIN! MELANIE UZUMAKI!

Robin and Melanie: UZUMAKI FURY BLAST!

They fired waves of energy and blasted her all over.

Melanie Uzumaki: And the Uzumaki village has been brought back thanks to Naruto and J.D. We found many more of our clan members and brought them to the Leaf.

Honoka: She's right on that.

Tayuya: It's fucking great to be back.

Karin: It sure is.

Me: Yep. And you don't have to worry about Danzo and his cronies anymore. Danzo is now in prison for eternity and Homura and Koharu are dead.

Nico: It's true.

Angel Inferno Ramen: I'm glad. Those monsters corrupted the Hidden Leaf for far too long.

Me: Yes they did.

Cyborg got out his Gaia Memory

Cyborg: Naruto and his friends have all come a long way in such a short amount of time. Just earlier we killed Orochimaru.

Angel Inferno Ramen: Good! I'm glad that monster is gone forever.

Me: So is the entire world. His experimentations have been like a cancer to the world. But some of them have been proven good for the village.

Angel Inferno Ramen: I'm glad we've seen the last of him.

Me: Me too.

CYBORG! AMY AME!

Cyborg and Amy: RAIN CYBER BLAST!

They fired waves of energy and blasted her all over.

Maxxine: Lets see what this can do.

She tapped the Gaim figure.

2014

The symbols and fruits of the Gaim Riders appeared and they fired waves of energy and blasts and blasted Angel Inferno Ramen all over the place.

Kouta: WOW! That was awesome! It was her stage now!

Me: Yes it was!

Lillian: That was awesome!

Me: It sure was.

Beast Boy got out his Gaia Memory

Beast Boy: But the shocking part was what we found out that Obito was going to do with the powers of the Tailed Beasts.

Me: It was part of a plan that was going to ultimately destroy the entire planet.

Angel Inferno Ramen: WHAT!? What was he going to do?

Me: Well it isn't good.

I went over what it was and she was horrified!

Angel Inferno Ramen: Oh man! That is awful!

Me: It was. But thankfully we stopped their plan from ever being brought into fruition. But I had to do a VERY Reprehensible deed to make sure. I had to destroy the moon to make sure it never happens.

Angel Inferno Ramen: Oh man! That is crazy! But at least it worked.

Me: Only temporarily though.

Nico: Yeah.

BEAST BOY! YAMIKO ARASHI YAMI!

Beast Boy and Yamiko: DARK BEAST BLAST!

They fired waves of energy and darkness and blasted her all over.

Maxxine: YEAH! How about this too?

She tapped the figure for Kamen Rider Wizard!

2013

The symbols of the Wizard Riders appeared and she fired waves of fire, water, lightning, earth, magic and wind and blasted her all over.

Me: YEAH!

Haruto: WOW! It's Showtime!

Elyon: Yes it is!

Starfire got out her Gaia Memory.

Starfire: Boy all this is glorious.

Me: It sure is.

Angel Inferno Ramen: What were some of the missions you all went on?

Me: Well we went to the Land of Waves and killed Gato and his entire business and saved the land from his tyranny and freed his slaves.

Nico: And they also ended the Bloodline Holocaust and saved Pakura and freed Yagura from Obito's Genjutsu.

Me: We found out that the Bloodline Holocaust was because of Obito. He put Yagura under a genjutsu that made everyone think he was a tyrant and he killed countless people.

Angel Inferno Ramen: That is crazy! So all that was done against his will?

Me: Exactly.

Starfire: Wow!

STARFIRE! LORI YAMI KAGE!

Starfire and Lori: DARKNESS TAMARAN BLAST!

They fired waves of energy and darkness and blasted her.

Me: YEAH!

Maxxine: Now lets see what this can do.

She tapped the figure of Kamen Rider Drive!

2015

The Symbols of Kamen Rider Drive appeared and they fired waves of energy cars and blasted her all over the place!

Me: WOW!

Onewa: That was so awesome!

Shinnosuke: That was one way to go for a drive!

Me: YEAH!

Qin: That was cool!

Me: Yep. Then we had the Chunin Exams and dominated the competition.

Nico: Yeah it sure was fun.

Me: Yep.

Angel Inferno Ramen: Awesome! And I heard about how you all did.

Me: Yep. The Knights of the New Fire made Elite Chunin and Special Jonin too. Then came the Hidden Waterfall Escort mission. We had to escort Shibuki to the Waterfall and defend the Hero's Water.

Fu: That was where the Knights of the New Fire met me and they got me out of my village.

Me: Fu was REALLY fed up with the way her village was treating her like dirt and we devised a plan to get her out of there and into the protection of the Leaf and the Uzumaki Clan. We had her put in a scroll and then teleported out of there just as the Waterfall ANBU were closing in.

Nico: Wow that was clever.

Me: Yep.

Angel Inferno Ramen: I can tell. Good work.

Fu: It's true.

Me: Then came the mission where we saved Sakura's real mom. You heard of Rose Haruno?

Angel Inferno Ramen: How can I forget! She was one insane nutcase.

Sakura Haruno: That is for sure and she was born with tons of screws loose.

Me: Yes she was. We broke into the Hidden Grass Asylum from underneath and rescued Mebuki and got Rose exposed and sent back to the nuthouse.

Angel Inferno Ramen: Good! I'm glad you saved Mebuki.

Me: We are too.

Raven got out her Gaia Memory.

Raven: So far all these adventures have been fun.

RAVEN! SERENA TAIYOU RINKA!

Raven and Serena: DARK ECLIPSE BLAST!

They fired waves of darkness and sunlight and blasted her all over.

Maxxine: Now lets see what this can do.

She tapped the Fourze Figure.

2012

The Symbols of Fourze appeared and she fired waves of stars and planets and elements and blasted Angel Inferno Ramen all over!

Gentaro: WOW! That was awesome!

Whenua: Oh yeah it was! That was cool!

Tara got out her Gaia Memory.

Tara: Then came the task of getting Lady Tsunade to come back to be the 5th Hokage.

Me: Along the way we met Itachi and told him about what was going on and also how Sasuke was an evil monster.

Sasuke: It's true. We've encountered many evil versions of me that were absolutely horrible.

Me: YEAH! And they all want nothing more than to kill me.

Sasuke: They always call J.D a motherfucking cur.

Me: Yep. But I have an amazing rant to show how much I dislike them.

Angel Inferno Ramen: What is the rant?

Me: It's my Anti-Uchiha Speech. Here goes. Hmm. Yes and a "Motherfucking Cur" was the only kind of person you can handle. I remember that your father said that very same thing to me in 150,000 years just as I was killing the Uchiha for their crimes and snuffing out the very darkness that they used to destroy so many lives. When he made his speech about how you were going to kill all of the Leaf in the name of Madara Uchiha all they did was seal their fate. Your Father poisoned his own son with his own hatred and turned you into a miniature version of him and he poisoned your mind with so much of his hatred over everything that you became a totally lost cause. He made you into a homicidal and completely mentally unstable psychopath and you did not show any value towards friendship or comradery. You wanted everything handed to you on a silver platter just like your wretched father and all your clan did. You cheated in everything, Even though Ninjas cheat, education is the one thing that we NEVER cheat at. Isn't that right and they say that your father was leading the Uchiha to greatness. But it turns out you're just another lost soul of the run-of-the-mill ninja. And you know it. You're not even in the same league in the kind of power that I possess. I can destroy the entire universe in the mere blink of a cosmic eye. In fact, next to my kind of power and the power that you have, you are nothing compared to me and you and your clan were nothing but a bunch of pathetic ants compared to it. The way you covet all that power, the way your clan did all the deeds in the name of the devil known as Madara Uchiha, a monster and a planet destroyer. It's downright fucking disgusting. As the most powerful fighter and warrior and champion in the universe, all I see when I look at you is a fucked up miserable fuckweed and a heartless motherfucking psychotic wretch. And on top of that I fucking hate your style above all others you ruthless fuckkicker! What is it that you are hoping to accomplish? Stealing all the jutsu in the world just to expand your jutsu arsenal and repertoire, committing crimes all over the planet just to satisfy the devil Madara Uchiha, murdering innocent people, stealing jutsu, pursuing petty and worthless desires like revenge and above all betraying the very village your clan founded. You Uchiha Motherfuckers don't give a flying fuck about anyone but your pathetic goddamned motherfucking selves and that is why I killed them all including your father. The Uchiha are heartless monsters that murder, lie, steal, betray and are completely powerhungry just like you and that's why I killed them all. YOU ALL FUCKING DISGUST ME!

They cheered for me.

Nico: That is always fun.

Angel Inferno Ramen: That is an impressive rant! And that is definitely Fugaku all right. Fugaku ALWAYS hated my guts because I was always better than he was.

Me: (LAUGHS) Deja Vu. Same with Naruto and me.

Tara: That is true.

TARA! KARI CLOUD KUMO!

Tara and Kari: CLOUD FIRE BLAST!

They fired waves of fire and lightning and blasted her all over.

Maxxine: Now for this one.

She tapped the Kamen Rider OOO figure.

2011

The Symbols of Kamen Rider OOO appeared and fired waves of energy and elements and blasted Angel Inferno Ramen all over.

Me: YEAH!

Eiji: WOW! That was so awesome!

Will Vandom: Yeah it was!

Albedo: I unfortunately was teammates with one of them…

Me: It's true. Have you ever heard of the Team Buktu Fraud Ring?

Angel Inferno Ramen: Actually yes I have and that was awful!

Lincoln: It sure was.

Me: Yep.

Nico: Ace, it's a long story and we'll tell you about that in the future

Ace Ukiyo: I have a feeling you guys went through a nightmare because of that. But it'll be interesting to hear about it.

Me: Yep.

Camie: Yeah.

Angel Inferno Ramen: Wow. That is rough.

Me: Yeah it left a NASTY scar on Lincoln.

Lincoln: It's true. But we'll tell you later.

Kole got out her Gaia Memory.

Kole: Lots of missions happened over in 150,000 years.

Me: It's true. To name some of them we went to the Land of Rice Fields, Hidden Star, Land of the Sea, Takumi Village, Stone of Gelel Battle, Land of Snow, Land of the Moon and many more.

Camie: Wow!

Angel Inferno Ramen: WOW! You guys have been busy.

Me: Yep. After everything that happened to us in that time, I used the Dragonballs to merge the worlds of 150,000 years and this world together. And brought us together as one.

Nico: WOW! That was a huge risk.

Me: It was.

KOLE! TATSUMAKI KAZE!

Kole and Tatsumaki: TORNADO OF CRYSTAL BLAST!

They fired waves of wind and crystal and blasted her all over.

Maxxine: Lets see here.

She tapped the Decade Figure.

2010

The symbols of the Decade Riders appeared and she blasted her all over with the powers of the riders from 2000 to 2010 and blasted her all over.

Me: YEAH! Oh Touma you're going to like this! I made this for you last night.

I gave him an amazing new Ride Book and it was called UNITED WONDER FANTASY!

Touma: Lets see what it can do.

He activated it!

THE BOOKS OF LITERATURE ALL KNOW NO LIMITS AS THE FORCES UNITE INTO ONE TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM ALL THREATS! NOW THEY UNLEASHED AN AMAZING AND NEW WARRIOR OF THE POWERS OF BOOKS

Touma: HENSHIN!

He donned an awesome and more powerful version of the Xros Rider Form and all the Wonder Ride Books of Saber merged with him and formed into awesome new form! IT WAS CALLED WONDER FANTASY KING!

Touma: ALL BOOKS UNITED INTO ONE! KAMEN RIDER SABER WONDER FANTASY KING!

WE WERE IN AWE AND AMAZEMENT!

Megan McCallister: OH WOW! Touma this is awesome!

Touma: WOW! This is amazing!

Kento: WOW! You have all our powers inside you!

Camie: THAT IS SO COOL!

Qin: It sure is!

Me: Boy Storious is gonna screwed up the fucking ass when he sees this!

Megan: Boy I was gonna say the same thing!

Tommy Himi got out his Gaia Memory

Tommy Himi: Lets unleash ice!

Vonya Yondo Kazan: And the Volcano!

TOMMY HIMI! VONYA YONDO KAZAN!

Tommy and Vonya: VOLCANO AND ICE BLAST!

They fired waves of energy and ice and fire and blasted her!

Me: YEAH!

Touma: Lets see what it can do! BRAVE DRAGON!

The book of Brave Dragon glowed and He unleashed a massive blast of fire and it formed into a dragon enhanced 100 fold and blasted her all over!

Me: The powers of the books are enhanced times 100 in this form.

Touma: WOW! This is gonna be awesome!

Me: It sure is!

Megan: Wow! This is awesome!

Lola: It sure is!

Me: Plenty more where that came from.

Nico: You have so much free time on your hands J.D.

Me: Thanks.

Koji got out his Gaia Memory.

Koji: Lets unleash the light.

KOJI! SKYE KAZE SORA!

Koji and Skye Kaze Sora: SKY LIGHT FIRE BLAST!

They fired waves of light and blasted her all over.

Zoe got out her Gaia Memory.

Zoe: Time for some wind!

Selene Houou Higeru: And some fire!

ZOE ORIMOTO! SELENE HOUOU HIGERU!

Zoe and Selene: FIRE WIND FURY BLAST!

They fired waves of fire and wind and blasted her all over the place.

Bubbles Fartsy Hooves: Like old times?

LOUD LONG NASTY FART!

Derpy Hooves: Lets do it sis!

Bubbles and Derpy: GOOFY EYES FART BLAST!

They fired waves of bubbles and eyes and blasted her all over!

LOUD LONG NASTY MEGA FART!

Me: OH WOW!

Ed: WHO STEPPED ON A DUCK!

Poromon pecked her.

POINK POINK POINK POINK POINK!

Poromon: YOU WANNA SEE SOMETHING SCARY?! Well (SHOWS THE TRAILER) HERE! LOOK AT IT! IT'S HORRIBLE ISN'T IT!?

ANGEL INFERNO RAMEN SCREAMED IN FRIGHT!

Angel Inferno Ramen: WHAT IS THAT HORRIBLE MOVIE!?

Manaphy: YOU LOOK AT IT!

Angel Inferno Ramen: AWFUL MOVIE!

Hippowdon: YOU LOOK AT IT!

Angel Inferno Ramen: GET THAT HORRIBLE MOVIE AWAY FROM ME!

Poliwag: YOU LOOK AT IT!

Angel Inferno Ramen: PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!

Horsea: LOOK AT IT!

Angel Inferno Ramen: (SCREAMS LIKE A LITTLE GIRL!)

Tentacool: LOOK AT IT!

Jirachi: LOOK AT IT!

Mevya: LOOK AT IT!

Hoppip: LOOK AT IT!

Emolga: LOOK AT IT!

Eevee: LOOK AT IT!

Gatomon: LOOK AT IT!

Rattata: LOOK AT IT!

Sandile: LOOK AT IT!

Vulpix: LOOK AT IT!

Tyrunt: LOOK AT IT!

Starmie: LOOK AT IT!

Starly: LOOK AT IT!

Applin: LOOK AT IT!

Carbink: LOOK AT IT!

Reunicles: LOOK AT IT!

Mascots: WE WANT YOU TO FUCKING LOOK AT IT!

ANGEL INFERNO RAMEN SCREAMED IN FRIGHT!

Jamesdean5842: (LAUGHS) NEVER GETS OLD!

Eddy: It sure doesn't!

Me: Lets see how you handle this technique. NIGHTMARE STYLE NINJA ART: MASSACRE OF THE HUNDRED ACRE WOOD!

I fired waves of darkness and it formed into Blood and Honey Pooh, Piglet, Lumpy, Kanga, Roo, Tigger, Rabbit, Owl and Eeyore and they slashed and mangled Angel Inferno Ramen all over!

Nico: Who is the elephant?

Me: Oh that's Lumpy. He was introduced into the Winnie the Pooh universe a while back.

Nico: OOH!

Pooh: He is a good friend. I used to be afraid of him because I was told that Heffalump's steal honey.

Poliwag: Interesting.

Me: I don't think Elephants eat honey. But we never met him before I don't think.

Sora: No you haven't.

Qin: Maybe someday we will.

Me: How about this too!? NIGHTMARE STYLE NINJA ART: RAMPAGE OF THE MURDEROUS PINK PONY!

I fired waves of darkness and it formed into Pinkie Pie with a murderous smile grin and she bashed and smashed and blasted Angel Inferno Ramen all over the place.

Twilight and Friends: LOOK AT IT!

Manaphy: We inspired a generation!

Me: YOU SURE DID!

Qin: YEAH!

Me: Same with this! NIGHTMARE STYLE NINJA ART: RAMPAGE OF THE TORTURED ONE!

I fired a wave of darkness and it formed into THE TORTURED ONE! IT ROARED LIKE GODZILLA 2014 and smashed Angel Inferno Ramen all over the place!

Lincoln: LOOK AT IT!

Nico: LOOK AT IT!

Me: LOOK AT IT!

Eli: LOOK AT IT!

Me, Nico and Eli: WE WANT YOU TO FUCKING LOOK AT IT!

Angel Inferno Ramen screamed in fright!

Horsea: I'm so proud!

Maria: (LAUGHS) You should be!

Me: (LAUGHS) Yeah!

Angel Inferno Ramen: Nightmare Style techniques?

Me: I invented it and it uses darkness that brings your worst fears to life.

Lincoln: It's true and it's awesome.

Poromon: Including those who fear soap.

Ed: Like me!

Me: Yep. Oh Pooh you're going to like this one. I saw this one in one of your adventures and it's fitting.

Pooh: Lets see it.

Me: NIGHTMARE STYLE NINJA ART: BEWARE THE HEFFALUMPS AND WOOZLES!

I fired waves of darkness and it formed into Pooh's Dream from the movie.


They're black, they're brown, they're up, they're down

They're in, they're out, they're all about

They're far, they're near, they're gone, they're here

They're quick and slick, they're insincere

Beware, Beware, Be a very wary bear

A Heffalump or Woozle, is very confusel

A Heffalump or Woosel's very sly

- sly - sly - sly

They come in ones and twoosels

But if they so choosels

Before your eyes you'll see them multiply

- ply - ply - ply

They're extra-ordinary, so better be wary

Because they come in every shape and size

- size - size - size

If honey's what you covet, you'll find that, they love it

Because they'll guzzle up the thing you prize

They're green they're blue they're pink they're white

They're round they're square they're a terrible sight

They tie themselves in horrible knots

They come in stripes or polka-dots

Beware, Beware, Be a very wary bear.

(musical interlude)

They're extra-ordinary, so better be wary because they come in every shape and size

- size - size - size

If honey's what you covet, you'll find that, they love it

Because they'll guzzle up the thing you prize

Beware Beware Be a very wary bear

They're extra-ordinary so better be wary

Because they come in every shape and size

- size - size - size

If honey's what you covet you'll find that they love it

Because they guzzle up the things you prize

They're black they're brown they're up their down

They're in they're out they're all about

They're far they're near they're gone they're here

They're quick and slick they're insincere

Beware Beware Beware Beware Beware ...


Just like what happened in Pooh's Dream but scarier and they fired waves of energy and blasted her all over.

Sora: I never saw that before!

Me: Pooh had a dream about Heffalumps and Woozles going after his honey and his fear stemmed from that. You know how much he loves honey.

Sora: That is true. But that is crazy!

Me: Yeah it sure was.

Lincoln: Yeah. (Sensed a massive energy signal) And Alduin, I know you're here.

We then saw a massive menacing winged dragon appear in the skies, it was Alduin, The World Eater, The First Dragon, and The Twilight God and the main antagonist of The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.

Alduin: Now, I shall destroy all of you, Team Loud Phoenix Storm, and this entire world will belong to the Dragons!

Then, Lincoln turned the tips of his eleven massive and long white wolf tails into Cell's stingers, and he stabbed them into Alduin's chest and he began absorbing him, and he and all of us assimilated Alduin's Magic, Great strength, Great mobility, Sharp teeth and claws, Fire breath, Ability to bring others back from the dead, Flight, Excellent fluency in Dovahzul, Ability to travel to and from Sovngarde at will, Control over a massive self-created fog made of souls, and ability to devour and absorb souls, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings and four other sets of large white angel wings underneath his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and his halo glowed and he began growing even more stronger.

Then, when Lincoln was done and the stingers changed back, nothing was left of Alduin, and he also drained Alduin's soul of all his energy and he sent him to The Black Abyss forever.

Lincoln: Good riddance.

Suddenly, we saw Lincoln's already flared up rainbow white, and blue energy aura flare up even more extremely, and it suddenly sped up the sucking out of my evil dream self's strength, muscle, virility, testosterone, and power, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings and four other sets of large white angel wings underneath his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and his halo glowed and he grew even more stronger.

Then, we saw that when it was done and the suckers detach themselves from his pecs, arms, legs, traps, back, and crotch, my evil dream self was now a withered and drained corpse, and Lincoln drained his soul dry of energy and banished him to The Black Abyss.

Lincoln: Now, he's gone for good, and I'm now even more stronger than ever!

Suddenly, Lincoln sensed an incoming thug, and he charged out with incredible superhuman speed and punched him so hard with incredibly massive superhuman strength, he exploded into a gory mess!

Girl Jordan: WHOA!

Anna Anyanova: Incredible!

Lincoln: Incredible is right, I destroyed that thug with just one punch.

Me and Nico: (Thinking) Just how strong are you really, Lincoln? Or how much stronger are you entirely?

Caleb Maxwell readies his massive Caleb Maxwell's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Thanatos True Immortal Death Harbinger Phoenix God Archangel Twin Pistols of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Thanatos True Immortal Death Harbinger Phoenix God Archangel Justice still in hand and transformed into Super Archangel-Demon-Vampire-Death Harbinger-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Thanatos True Immortal Death Harbinger Phoenix God Archangel of Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Thanatos True Immortal Death Harbinger Phoenix God Archangel Justice and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Thanatos True Immortal Death Harbinger Phoenix God Archangel Hope.

Caleb Maxwell: (Divine Echoing Heavenly Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Thanatos True Immortal Death Harbinger Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Thanatos True Immortal Death Harbinger Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Thank goodness I didn't eat that ramen, I don't have a tolerance for spicy food as it never ends well for my stomach.

Cage Blunt unholstered his massive Cage Blunt's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Phoenix God Archangel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Phoenix God Archangel Justice and transformed into Super Archangel-Vampire-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Phoenix God Archangel of Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Phoenix God Archangel Justice and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Phoenix God Archangel Hope.

Cage Blunt: (Divine Echoing Heavenly Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Though, of course, Dad, Travis, and I are getting yet another bite from J.D., Nico, and Lincoln.

Travis Tackett unholstered his massive Travis Tackett's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Phoenix God Archangel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Phoenix God Archangel Justice and transformed into Super Archangel-Vampire-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Phoenix God Archangel of Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Phoenix God Archangel Justice and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Phoenix God Archangel Hope.

Travis Tackett: (Divine Echoing Heavenly Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) With their permission, of course.

Gabriel Maxwell had his massive Gabriel Maxwell's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos Divine Infernal Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Snake Demon True Immortal Demon Snake Phoenix God Archangel Scythe of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos Infernal Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Snake Demon True Immortal Demon Snake Phoenix God Archangel Justice still in hand and transformed into Super Archangel-Snake-Demon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Infernal Darkness Hellfirestorm Almighty Snake Demon True Immortal Demon Snake Phoenix God Archangel of Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Infernal Darkness Hellfirestorm Almighty Snake Demon True Immortal Demon Snake Phoenix God Archangel Justice and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Infernal Darkness Hellfirestorm Almighty Snake Demon True Immortal Demon Snake Phoenix God Archangel Death.

Gabriel Maxwell: (Divine Echoing Heavenly Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Infernal Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Snake Demon True Immortal Demon Snake Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Infernal Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Snake Demon True Immortal Demon Snake Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) And I know how you get around spicy food, Caleb, last time, eight years ago, you almost burned down an entire apartment when you ate some spicy enchiladas during a family reunion.

James Blunt unholstered his massive James Blunt's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Phoenix God Archangel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Phoenix God Archangel Justice and transformed into Super Archangel-Vampire-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Phoenix God Archangel of Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Phoenix God Archangel Justice and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Phoenix God Archangel Hope.

James Blunt: (Divine Echoing Heavenly Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Well, then, it's time we put an end to this fight.

Caleb Maxwell, Cage Blunt, Travis Tackett, Gabriel Maxwell, Allie Maxwell, and James Blunt went after Angel Inferno Ramen and Caleb Maxwell fired bullets at her, and she got hit, and Chris and the other Watchers appeared and started firing at her as well, and Caleb Maxwell, Cage Blunt, Allie Maxwell, James Blunt, Gabriel Maxwell, and Travis Tackett fired blasts of Divine Darkness, Infernal Darkness, and dark energy and they hit Angel Inferno Ramen, and she got sent flying into another wall, she got back out.

Allie Maxwell readies her Allie Maxwell's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Demonic Darkness Firestorm Almighty Thanatos True Immortal Phoenix God Angel Twin Pistols of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Demonic Darkness Firestorm Almighty Thanatos True Immortal Phoenix God Angel Justice still in hand and transformed into Super Angel-Demon-Death Harbinger-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Demon Shadow Dark Death Harbinger Darkness Demon Phoenix God Angel of Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Demon Shadow Dark Death Harbinger Darkness Demon Phoenix God Angel and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Demon Shadow Dark Death Harbinger Darkness Demon Phoenix God Angel Hope.

Allie Maxwell: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Demon Shadow Dark Death Harbinger Darkness Demon Phoenix Angel and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Demon Shadow Dark Death Harbinger Darkness Demon Phoenix Angel Hope) Eat silver bullets!

Allie Maxwell fired silver bullets, but Angel Inferno Ramen fired waves of fire that melted the bullets into melted silver.

Alani Kilauea: Yikes! Okay, guys, you've had your fun. Now, it's my turn.

Suddenly, Alani Kilauea's orange eyes turned neon orange and she was surrounded by an orange and black, white, and blue energy aura with stars, aura energy, white and blue heavenly flames, fire, flames, lava, volcanoes, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her fire sword, and as she approached Angel Inferno Ramen, she left orange and black, white, and blue energy, stars, aura energy, white and blue heavenly flames, fire, flames, lava, volcanoes, phoenixes, and angels with every step.

Alani Kilauea: This is indeed my first time going up against a hypothetical Akuma of someone J.D. knows, but still, that doesn't mean I'm going to hold back, so brace yourself.

SUDDENLY, AN EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND INCREDIBLY POWERFUL RAINBOW FIRE EXPLOSION BLASTED OUT OF ALANI KILAUEA WITH INCREDIBLY DEVESTATING AND UNBELIEVABLE FORCE! THE EXPLOSIONS WERE SO INTENSELY POWERFUL THAT EVERYONE IN 900,000,000,000,000,000,000 UNIVERSES FELT IT AND THEN, IT FORMED INTO A MASSIVE JES OF RAINBOW FIRE AND IT FLEW OUT OF THE INFINITELY VAST WEB OF GALAXIES AND FORMED INTO A POWERFUL RAINBOW FIRE PHOENIX, RAINBOW FIRE ANGEL, RAINBOW FIRE DRAGON, AND RAINOW FIRE VERSION OF PELE AND KAMEN RIDER FALCHION, AND THEY CRIED INTENSELY WITH AMAZING POWER, AND THEN, THE RAINBOW FIRE PHOENIX, RAINBOW FIRE ANGEL, RAINBOW FIRE DRAGON, AND RAINOW FIRE VERSION OF PELE AND KAMEN RIDER FALCHION WENT BACK TO EARTH AND ALANI KILAUEA GAINED AN INTENSELY POWERFUL AND SUPERCHARGED ASTRONOMICAL POWER BOOST!

Suddenly, Alani Kilauea was surrounded by a massive vortex of orange and black, white, and blue energy, stars, aura energy, white and blue heavenly flames, fire, flames, and lava surrounding the vortex along with four erupting volcanoes with hula girls dancing as they came out of the volcanoes, there are phoenixes and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a black phoenix with blood red eyes glaring at Angel Inferno Ramen: the blood red eyes of eternal judgement, and we saw heavenly lights shining on the vortex.

Suddenly, The Unity Crystals on my J.D. Knudson's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Justice glowed with very intense brightness, The Unity Crystals on Lincoln's massive Lincoln Loud's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal Heavenly Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon True Immortal True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal Heavenly Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon True Immortal True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism Phoenix God Angel Justice glowed with very intense brightness, and then, The Unity Crystals, and The Unity Crystals on Crash Bandicoot's massive Crash Bandicoot's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Skylanders Knight Life Skylanders Brawler Sensei Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Archangel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Skylanders Knight Life Skylanders Brawler Sensei Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Archangel Justice fired three beams of light into the sword of Alani Kilauea, and it glowed, and then, surrounding the massive vortex of orange and black, white, and blue energy, stars, aura energy, white and blue heavenly flames, fire, flames, and lava surrounding the vortex along with four erupting volcanoes with hula girls dancing as they came out of the volcanoes, there are phoenixes and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a black phoenix with blood red eyes glaring at Angel Inferno Ramen: the blood red eyes of eternal judgement with heavenly lights shining on the vortex is A MASSIVE VORTEXE OF RAINBOW LIGHT AND ENERGY AND FIRE, ICE, WATER, WIND, LIGHTNING, EARTH, LAVA, LIGHT, DARKNESS, CRYSTALS, WOOD, STARS, TIME, NATURE, GRAVITY, BLOOD, MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, RAINBOW CRYSTALS, RAINBOW SUPER LIGHTNING, RAINBOW FIRE, SAND, BLUE FIRE, BUBBLES, STEAM, NEBULONIC GAS, SUNS, AURORA, LIGHT MAGIC, DARK MAGIC, BLACK MAGIC, SATANIC MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, EXPLOSIONS, AND ATOMIC RADIATION EXPLODED OUT OF THEM AND THEIR POWER WAS REALLY AND RAPIDLY INCREASING AT AN EXPONENTIAL RATE AT A MASSIVE LEVEL!

Nico: HOLY GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!

Me: THIS IS IT!

Lincoln: IT'LL START RAINING BLOOD SOON, BRACE YOURSELVES!

THEN, THE WORLD TREE ESTATE, THE TREE OF HARMONY, THE POWERFUL LANDS OF EQUESTRIA, AND THE PLANETS AND STARS OF THE UNIVERSE GLOWED AND ALL THEIR ENERGY FLOWED INTO ALANI KILAUEA! THEN, AS SOON AS THE VORTEX FADED, ALANI KILAUEA EMERGED FOREVER CHANGED!

Alani Kilauea grew to 8'6" in height, she has large gold metal braces on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twenty large orange and black planets orbiting around her legs and twenty smaller orange and black planets orbiting around her waist, she has the body of a goddess, she has orange highlights in the bangs of her long black hair and orange phoenix fire ombre streaks in the back and a large gold halo in the center and ring of fire made of gold around it with embedded orange flame-shaped gems and gold angel wings on the bottom and four orbiting gold rings and rings of fire made of gold around them with embedded orange flame-shaped gems on each corner behind her head, she has neon purple eyes and an orange and black, white, and blue energy aura with stars, aura energy, white and blue heavenly flames, fire, flames, lava, volcanoes, hula girls, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all the elements swirling around it, she has The Kamen Rider Falchion symbol surrounded by a hula girl, phoenix, and angel emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with orange iris, she has on phoenix earrings with orange gems for eyes and holding the Star, Fire, Lava, Cosmic, Universe, God, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis in their claws, she also has a phoenix with orange gems for eyes and holding the Star, Fire, Lava, Cosmic, Universe, God, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws on the bottom of her black phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Phoenix pendant of her Elemental Phoenix Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with orange crystal links and jade beads from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and orange gems on the gold flame links, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Phoenix Choker Necklace of Eternal Love on her neck. Alani Kilauea has on a white short-sleeved blouse, sleeveless orange crop top with the Falchion symbol on it, black skirt, gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems embedded in them, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, aura energy, white and blue heavenly flames, fire, flames, lava, volcanoes, hula girls, phoenixes, and angels and on the back is the Falchion symbol coming out of a volcano and was surrounded by a hula girl, phoenix, and angel surrounding it with light shining down from Heaven and surrounded by fire and lava and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenixes and angels surrounding an orange gem with neon glowing orange lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and components for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Alani Kilauea felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive orange angel wings with yellow tips on the large orange feathers grew much larger for her new body with a wingspan of 105'0" and medium sized orange angel wings with yellow tips grew and sprouted out underneath her massive orange angel wings with a wingspan of 85'0" and small sized orange angel wings with yellow tips grew and sprouted out underneath her medium sized orange angel wings with a wingspan of 65'0" and another set of orange angel wings with yellow tips grew and sprouted out underneath the small sized orange angel wings with a wingspan of 45'0" and another set of orange angel wings with yellow tips grew and sprouted out underneath the new orange angel wings with a wingspan of 25'0" and the shoulder blades of her massive orange angel wings and four sets of large orange angel wings underneath her massive white angel wings have four sets of eyes with orange irises and she now has eleven massive and long black wolf tails with orange tips and orange markings. Alani Kilauea has on a Ring of The Phoenix with large orange gem with a heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger, but then, we saw that she also had on the Green Lantern, Red Lantern, Yellow Lantern, Orange Lantern, Indigo Lantern, White Lantern, Black Lantern, and Blue Lantern Corps rings on her other fingers and rainbow phoenix wedding ring on her left pinkie and Stone of Gelel embedded on her left hand, and she has on white fingerless gloves with the symbol of The Loud House surrounded on the back and a hula girl, phoenix, and angel on the back and she has gold-plated armor on her finger joints and gold dragon claws covering her fingers and claws on her fingers and smaller planets orbiting around her fingers like rings and she also now has medium sized orange and black planets orbiting around her wrists and ankles.

Suddenly, Alani Kilaeua's sword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of orange and black, white, and blue energy, stars, aura energy, white and blue heavenly flames, fire, flames, lava, volcanoes, hula girls, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Alani Kilauea's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos Volcanic Inferno Firestorm Hawaiian Hula Dancer Kamen Rider Falchion Phoenix God Archangel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos Volcanic Inferno Firestorm Hawaiian Hula Dancer Kamen Rider Falchion Phoenix God Archangel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded orange gems and the Falchion symbol etched on the 9'5" massive, hulking, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold phoenix heads with orange gems for eyes for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large orange gems embedded in the foreheads and surrounding the white angel faces are The Elements of Harmony and The Unity Stones on top of The Element of the Magic of Friendship, long midnight black handle measuring at 7'5" in length, four large gold phoenix heads with orange gems for eyes and inside their open mouths and below the gold phoenix heads is a gold phoenix head with orange gems for eyes and orange gem in its mouth for the pommel, Alani Kilauea has on her brand-new large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large orange gems on her arms and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer and Omnitrix on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with orange gems for eyes and orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's an orange kanji with flames in between the kanji below The Falchion symbol that said, "Alani Kilauea, Hula Dancer of Hawaii, Powerful Master of Fire, Lava and Hula, Powerful Force of Good, Thrasher of The Bad Guys, True Immortal, Goddess, and Omnipotent Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Loving Future Wife of James Dean Knudson, Archenemy of Fire Demon General Vernia, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates and The Black Abyss, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates and The Black Abyss, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, Great God of Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Destroyer of Irredeemable Black-Hearted Villains, Destroyer of Evil, Destroyer of Demonic Monsters, Power-Hungry Bastards, and Maniacal Tyrants, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary and Champion of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Defender of The Loud House and The Loud Family, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, Great God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice, True Immortal Hero, and Master of Stars, Fire, Flames, Lava, Volcanoes, Hula, Phoenixes, and Angels"

アラニ・キラウエア、ハワイのフラダンサー、強力な火の達人、溶岩とフラ、強力な善の力、悪人のスラッシャー、真の不滅、女神、全能の強力な宇宙の戦士、ジェームス・ディーン・クヌッドソンの愛する未来の妻、大敵火の悪魔将軍ヴェルニア、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の保護者、擁護者、そして救世主、友情と要素の力のマスター、天のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスターそして、ブラックアビス、究極の善の究極の力、真実、正義、愛、慈悲、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼の真の女神、アンバサダーおよびビーコン宇宙への希望の、極度に邪悪で腹黒でサディスティックで妄想的で権力に飢えた精神異常者で救いようのないろくでなしや暴君を破壊する者にして殺す者、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、そしてその先へ、友情の力と要素のマスター、セレスティアル・ゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラック・ゲートとブラック・アビスのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、友情、真実、正義、愛、思いやりの偉大な神、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、救いようのない黒い心の悪党の破壊者、悪の破壊者、悪魔のような怪物の破壊者、権力に飢えたろくでなし、狂気の暴君、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの素晴らしいメンバー、宇宙と天空の使者でありチャンピオン、ラウド・ハウスとラウド・ファミリーの擁護者、調和、友情、純粋さ、希望、勇気の大使、そして愛、友情、希望、愛、勇気、正義の大神、真の不滅の英雄、そして星、火、炎、溶岩、火山、フラ、フェニックス、天使の主

Alani Kilauea has transformed into SUPER ARCHANGEL-KAMEN RIDER FALCHION-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA TRUE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY UNIVERSAL ETERNAL HEAVEN COSMOS VOLCANIC INFERNO FIRESTORM HAWAIIAN HULA DANCER KAMEN RIDER FALCHION PHOENIX GOD ARCHANGEL OF DIVINE TRUE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY UNIVERSAL ETERNAL HEAVEN COSMOS VOLCANIC INFERNO FIRESTORM HAWAIIAN HULA DANCER KAMEN RIDER FALCHION PHOENIX GOD ARCHANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE TRUE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY UNIVERSAL ETERNAL HEAVEN COSMOS VOLCANIC INFERNO FIRESTORM HAWAIIAN HULA DANCER KAMEN RIDER FALCHION PHOENIX GOD ARCHANGEL LOVE!

We were amazed by Alani Kilauea's transformation, and when I saw her, I had an atomic red blush on my face, hearts in my eyes, and my nose was gushing out blood.

Lincoln: Uh oh. (SNAPS FINGERS)

Lincoln snapped his fingers in my face and I was back to normal.

Me: Thanks, Lincoln.

Alani Kilauea: (Divine Echoing Heavenly Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Volcanic Inferno Firestorm Hawaiian Hula Dancer Kamen Rider Falchion Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Volcanic Inferno Firestorm Hawaiian Hula Dancer Kamen Rider Falchion Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Thank goodness you snapped him out of it. Now, then, let's get started.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal Heavenly Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon True Immortal True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal Heavenly Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon True Immortal True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Alicorn-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Elemental Almighty Hinon True Immortal God Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Elemental Almighty Hinon True Immortal God Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Elemental Almighty Hinon True Immortal God Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as the sword pendants on his large white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love were glowing.

I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope.

And Nico unholstered his massive Nico Chan's True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Saiyan Pride Dragon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Saiyan Pride Dragon Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Saiyan Angel-Great Ape-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental True Rainbow Redemption Mythological Saiyan Pride Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental True Rainbow Redemption Mythological Saiyan Pride Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental True Rainbow Redemption Mythological Saiyan Pride Phoenix God Angel Hope and we joined them.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Alicorn Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Godly Universal Mythological Harmony United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Alicorn Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) I was quite surprised to find out a hypothetical Akuma of Kushina was here.

Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos Planetary Savior Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Skylanders Knight Life Skylanders Brawler Sensei Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Archangel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos Planetary Savior Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Skylanders Knight Life Skylanders Brawler Sensei Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Archangel Justice from his back and transformed into Super Archangel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander Knight-Life Skylanders Brawler Sensei-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Skylanders Knight Life Skylanders Brawler Sensei Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Archangel of Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Skylanders Knight Life Skylanders Brawler Sensei Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Archangel Justice and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Skylanders Knight Life Skylanders Brawler Sensei Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Archangel Bravery.

Crash Bandicoot: (Divine Echoing Heavenly Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Skylanders Knight Life Skylanders Brawler Sensei Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Skylanders Knight Life Skylanders Brawler Sensei Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) A fiery angel of fire and super nuclear spicy inferno ramen, that's for sure.

Nico: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Saiyan Great Ape Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Saiyan Great Ape Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) That ramen you made really was nuclear hot and spicy alright. (BELCHES OUT RAINBOW FIRE)

Me: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) And that really filled up our stomachs. Alright, let's do this!

Caleb Maxwell: (Divine Echoing Heavenly Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Thanatos True Immortal Death Harbinger Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Thanatos True Immortal Death Harbinger Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Luckily, we're more than ready to take you down.

Cage Blunt: (Divine Echoing Heavenly Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) That's for sure, hope you're ready, Kushina.

Travis Tackett: (Divine Echoing Heavenly Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) But, we'll make sure to take it easy.

James Blunt: (Divine Echoing Heavenly Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) But, not too easy.

Lincoln, Alani Kilauea, Crash Bandicoot, Caleb Maxwell, Allie Maxwell, Gabriel Maxwell, Cage Blunt, Travis Tackett, James Blunt, Nico, and I and all of us went after Angel Inferno Ramen, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow, white, and blue energy, orange and black, white, and blue energy, aura energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Sylphs, Animals, and Mythological Animals at Angel Inferno Ramen and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.

Then, we attacked her with powerful slashes from our massive greatswords leaving bleeding scars on them and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two massive greatswords and he even fired red and blue wolf fire at them as well and I also left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with my gold-plated claws and fired blue wolf fire as well same with Nico, and Alani Kilauea did the same by firing orange and black, white, and blue energy slashes from her gold plated claws and massive greatsword, and Lincoln, Alani Kilauea, Crash Bandicoot, Nico, and I attacked her hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our massive superhuman strength.

Suddenly, Lincoln's massive white angel wings and four other sets of large white angel wings underneath his massive angel wings spread out even more as a gold intricate halo made of gold light appeared above his head along with three sets of gold chains around the gold light halo and formed into a purifying field that hit Archibald Snatcher, and we found ourselves in Heaven.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Alicorn Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Godly Universal Mythological Harmony United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Alicorn Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) This is it, Angel Inferno Ramen, this is where our fight ends.

Then, Lincoln's massive white angel wings and four other sets of large white angel wings underneath his massive angel wings fired chains of gold energy that bound Angel Inferno Ramen.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Alicorn Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Godly Universal Mythological Harmony United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Alicorn Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) I don't blame you for vowing to kill all those responsible for hurting Naruto along with Obito for what he did and you want to make them feel her spicy wrath, but leave that to us, we'll make them pay for what they did.

Then, Lincoln charged and smashed his rainbow energy infused left fist into Angel Inferno Ramen's stomach and a cluster of rainbow, white and blue heavenly flames exploded out behind her, then, Lincoln formed a very massive glowing rainbow energy blade surrounding the 9'5" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade of his massive greatsword.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Alicorn Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Godly Universal Mythological Harmony United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Alicorn Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) This is where our fight ends.

Lincoln attacked her with two powerful energy slashes, and then...!

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Alicorn Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Godly Universal Mythological Harmony United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Alicorn Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) AND NOW, THIS IS THE END!

Lincoln did one final powerful energy slash that hit Angel Inferno Ramen hard, and then, a massive explosion erupted as the gold chains exploded into pieces, and Lincoln landed and Angel Inferno Ramen was on her last legs and she was really really mangled.

Me: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) JUMPING JACKRABBITS!

Nico: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Saiyan Great Ape Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Saiyan Great Ape Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) UNREAL!

Then, Lincoln fired a rainbow, white, and blue energy blast that turned into a straitjacket and tied up Angel Inferno Ramen and sent her to The M.O.E.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Alicorn Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Godly Universal Mythological Harmony United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Alicorn Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) And that...is the end.

Everyone cheered as we holstered our weapons and we powered down, and Alani Kilauea's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long black wolf tails, 28th Century backpack, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, large twenty orange and black planets orbiting around her legs and twenty smaller orange and black planets orbiting around her waist, smaller planets orbiting around her fingers like rings, medium sized orange and black planets orbiting around her wrists and ankles, and massive orange angel wings and four sets of large orange angel wings underneath her massive orange angel wings are permanent.

Me: Now, that was one nuclear spicy battle.

Lynn: Yep.

Lynn belched out a massive stream of rainbow fire that hit Sebastian and he screamed and Luna fired water that put out the fire.

Lynn: Whoops, my bad.

Lori: Lynn, you literally shouldn't have done that.

BASH!

SEBASTIAN HIT LYNN IN THE HEAD HARD WITH A FISH AND A HUGE LUMP FORMED ON HER HEAD!

Sebastian Mendez: YOU...LITTLE...!

Lincoln: Sebastian, you drop that fish right now, mister!

But, Sebastian didn't comply and was about to hit Lynn again with it, but Lincoln slashed the fish into sushi with his massive greatsword, and then...!

POW!

LINCOLN BASHED SEBASTIAN IN THE HEAD WITH HIS LEFT FIST AND A HUGE LUMP FORMED ON HIS HEAD!

Eli: Nice shot.

Lana: I'll get the ice for Lynn and Sebastian.

Lincoln: No, Lana, get the ice for Lynn, but as for Sebastian, let that be a reminder that if he ever does anything like that to my family, he's not getting away it.

Qin: That's true. He'd gotten away with many of his vile misdeeds nine years ago when he went mad, but now, karma has come full circle for him.

Trudy Lawrence: Idiot!

Selene Arcangela: Asshole!

Lincoln: Chowderhead!

Nicholette Torrington: Moron!

Me: Damn, those are some good names!

Nico: We called him far worse.

Lincoln: Same with us.

Caleb Maxwell: If that chowderhead tries anything again, I'm gonna hit him so hard, his teeth are going to fall out of his mouth, all of them.

Cage Blunt: Next time, we'll leave him at the mercy of your Uncle Christiano.

Travis Tackett: Let's see how brazen he'll try to be when he deals with someone who's the leader of a powerful gang when he was a teen and has more than once put your Dad's scumbag relatives in their place.

Sebastian Mendez: I would rather unleash demons than be sent to that monster!

POW!

Lincoln punched Sebastian in the face giving him a black eye and bloody nose.

Lincoln: Shut up already! Don't think you're getting away with what you've done in the past. Nico, Qin, and their friends, on the advice of J.D., have given you a chance to make up for all your past misdeeds nine years ago, but clearly, your violent attitude hadn't changed at all, you get mad at the first sign of trouble and turn into a demon. Enough is enough, you've attacked us without any sort of reason other than just to satisfy your bitterness and hatred and your desire for cruelty and chaos, and I will not tolerate your heartlessness any longer.

Lincoln's deep sapphire eyes burned with fury as we saw flames raging.

Sebastian Mendez: Why, you little...!

Nico: Oh man, Lincoln's really told him off.

Me: Big time.

Lincoln: And if I ever see you act out in that violent manner again, so help me, I will hunt you down, rip your arms and legs off and shove them right down your throat, and then, I'm gonna rip your guts out and feed them to the vultures, decapitate you, and slice your headless body into ribbons, and I'll make you spend the rest of your life in Hell surrounded by demons and zombies, you pathetic little worm!

Luna: WHOA! BRUTAL, DUDE!

Sebastian Mendez: What the?! Nico, say something!

Nico: I agree with you completely, Lincoln. (Smirks) Sucks to be you, Sebastian!

SEBASTIAN'S FACE WAS LITERALLY FROZEN IN HORROR: NICO SEALED SEBASTIAN'S DOOM WHEN HE BASHED LYNN ON THE HEAD WITH A FISH! THEN, HE FAINTED, AND THE M.O.E. LAUGHED THEIR BUTTS OFF SEEING LINCOLN AND NICO PUT THAT MADMAN IN HIS PLACE!

Nico: You should be very proud of yourself, Naruto

Naruto: I am proud of myself Nico.

Me: That's my brother.

Boruto: And my dad.

Me: Yep.

Nico: Nice job Reunicles!

Reunicles: Thanks Nico! Got any beer?

Poromon: YAY! Here you go.

Reunicles: Thanks!

She drank it.

Reunicles: Ahh! (BARNEY GUMBLE BELCH)

Barney Gumble: Welcome to the party! (BELCH)

She got drunk.

Poliwag: Sing the ABC's!

Reunicles: (BELCHING AND SINGING) ABCDFKSJGJSMMTMWIJGKBJWJF!

WE LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY!

Poromon: Can we go out on patrol later?

Me: Sure as long as one of us goes with you.

Poromon: Okay then.

Qin: Yeah.

Me: Uh oh!

LOUD LONG NASTY FART!

Me: Oops! Pardon me!

Nico: You too, J.D.?!

Me: Sorry! It was that ramen! It was good...

LOUD LONG NASTY FART!

Me: But it's ravaging my insides!

Nico: I'll fix that!

Me: OH NO!

But then...

LOUD MASSIVELY MONSTROUS LONG AND NASTY FART!

I FARTED AND FIRED A MASSIVE BLAST OF FIRE FROM MY BUTT RIGHT AT NICO AND IT HIT HIM AND BLASTED HIM ALL OVER WITH INTENSE STENCH AND FIRE!

I blasted him all over with intense spicy fart fire!

Me: (SIGHS OF RELIEF!) AHHH! Yeah!

I was done later!

But Nico was badly burned all over.

Me: Oh man! Sorry Nico!

Nico coughed.

Nico: It's okay. I heal quickly, remember?

Nico was healed fast.

Me: Yeah I know. WHEW!

WE LAUGHED!

Nico: (LAUGHS) That was funny!

Lola: It sure was.

Nico: And worth it!

Me: Yeah!

Qin: That was awesome though.

Lola: I'll say!

Camie: But it was cool that you guys got to experience all that in 150,000 years.

Me: It sure was.

Horsea: It sure was awesome.

Me: Yep.

Qin: I agree.

Poromon: What can possibly happen on patrol later?

Nico: You guys finding something bad or gross!

Me: Or it might be something fun.

Qin: Yeah!

Me: I just got this message from Gira on planet Chikyu. Some of the King Ohgers monsters made their way to Earth and are coming for us.

WE GASPED!

Nico: OH MAN!

Kira KingOhger: WOW! This is gonna be good!

Lana: Awesome! This will be a great moment for me to prepare.

May: And for me and Starfire as well.

Me: Yep! Just like how Lyra prepared for her missions last year.

Poromon: Maybe they'll lose interest later.

Me: You never know though. I'm excited for this.

Qin: Me too!

Lyra: You guys are gonna do great.

Lana: Thanks Lyra.

Starfire: This is gonna be most glorious.

Me: It sure will Starfire.

Manaphy: Good luck, Mama. YOU'LL NEED IT.

May: You know I am ready for anything.

Me: We all are.

Qin: Yeah!

Me: Besides it'll be a perfect opportunity to test out more of the powers of our Ohgercalibur Swords.

Xenia: Good idea.

Qin: Yeah!

Me: And we can combine them with the powers of the Rangers and Riders over the course of 50 years.

Nico: Ooh! Awesome strategy.

Nicole: Yeah.

Me: And we might meet more gene-slammers along the way.

Nico: If they're planning to trick us, it won't work.

Me: We'll be ready for them

Nico: Lets talk more about them later.

Qin: Yeah.

Me: Okay lets see. Now we have the Anothers to face.

Nico: Right.

Eli: (Concentrates) WHOA! We got Another Universe 666 Omega, Musa, Daniel J. D'Arby, Pet Shop, Jumbo Shrimp, Thanos (X-Squad) and Proxima Midnight (X-Squad).

WE GASPED!

Me: WHOA!

Musa: Another me? Whoa this is gonna be rough.

Camie: It sure is.

Eli: I sense that the Anothers minus Universe 666 Omega and Musa are 6 people.

Me: Whoa! So Sam the Omega Ranger, Commander Cruger, Kat (SPD), Morphin Master Red, Amelia (Cosmic Fury) and Morphin Master Green are up.

Eli: Yep.

Nico: Okay then.

Nico: There they are!

We saw Another Daniel J. D'Arby, Pet Shop, Jumbo Shrimp, Thanos (X-Squad) and Proxima Midnight (X-Squad)!

Me: There they are!

Commander Cruger: Lets get ready!

Kat: Right!

Commander Cruger and Kat: READY! SPD EMERGENCY!

They transformed and were ready!

Me: OH YEAH!

Another Daniel: (In a girls voice) So awesome!

They merged and split into six figures and they were the gene-slammers of Number 57: Tri-Head Dust Dragon, Number 56: Gold Rat, Snakeyashi, Dungeon Worm, Red-Eyes Black Dragon and Blue-Eyes White Dragon!

Nico: (GASP) Adrienne Nebula, Gabby Midas, Vexra Snakeyashi, Arlene Arrakis, Rhonda Raptor and Sobek Kaiba!

Me: WHOA! The gene-slammers of Number 57: Tri-Head Dust Dragon, Number 56: Gold Rat, Snakeyashi, Dungeon Worm, Red-Eyes Black Dragon and Blue-Eyes White Dragon.

Mokuba: SOBEK!

Sobek Kaiba: Mokuba!

She and Mokuba hugged.

Sobek Kaiba: I'm so glad to see you. And Seto and Noriko it's great to see you too.

Seto Kaiba: You too sister.

Me: WHOA! You're one of the Kaiba siblings! That is cool!

Nico: Yep.

Me: Wait Rhonda are you related to...

Rhonda Raptor: That's right. Rex Raptor is my little brother.

WE GASPED!

Nico: SAY WHAT!?

Nico opened his mouth so wide that his skeleton fell out.

Me: I didn't know Rex Raptor had siblings.

Eli: Me neither! That is cool!

Nico put his skeleton back in.

Nico: I hate it when that happens!

Me: That is shocking though.

Nico: Rex actually redeemed himself in a rescue.

Rhonda Raptor: I'm glad he did.

Me: Yeah! And Arlene are you from the Desert planet Arrakis?

Arlene Arrakis: I sure am.

Me: Wow! That is amazing! We were there years ago and we battled the last of the Harkonnens.

Arlene Arrakis: I heard about that! That is cool!

Me: It was.

Shanan: Whoa! Vexra you're a Daridennian from the planet Dariden.

Vexra: That's right Shanan.

Shanan: That is amazing. Daridennian's are amazing plant masters and they are great with nature.

Me: That is so cool that you know one of them Nico.

Nico: It sure is.

Me: And it's awesome to meet two more gene-slammers of the Numbers.

Adrienne Nebula: Thanks. We all think so too.

Me: Yeah. By the way are the Another Universe 666 Omega and Musa friendly or hostile?

Gabby Midas: Friendly and they are really awesome.

Me: Cool.

Nico: Sorry we have to do this.

Girl Jordan: Lets separate you first.

Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.

(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)

The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background

Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)

O holoré lay thee low

Holoél dark in the Deep

Down beneath the earth you go

Go holoré fast to sleep

O holoré lay thee low

Holoél dark in the Deep

Down beneath the earth you go

Go holoré fast to sleep

Fast to sleep

Fast to sleep

Dark holoré in the Deep

Rise again holoré now

Spring abundant holoél

Render green the dying bough

Raise the rock where Yurgen fell

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Spring abundant holoél

They glowed and the anothers were separated.

Me: Action time!

We blasted the Anothers and we caught the Wonder Ride Books.

Me: YEAH!

Maria: (TURNS DIAL) MANTIS FURY 6!

She summoned Dark Mantis, Big Bad Wolf, Giant Rex, Cutler Beckett, Polar Bear (Zig and Sharko) and Dancing Water!

Nico: And now we wait.

Me: Yep. Gabby as the gene slammer of Number 56: Gold Rat you like gold right?

Gabby Midas: I sure do. I also have the power to turn everything I touch into solid gold. But on command or thought.

Me: Cool!

I picked up a rock.

Me: Turn this into gold.

Gabby Midas: Okay.

She took the rock and by thought she turned it into solid 24K Gold!

Me: WHOA!

I took it and it was heavy.

Me: (Taps it) It's solid gold!

Poromon: Lynn has that power too!

Lynn: He's right on that! I completely forgot about that.

Gabby Midas: That is cool Lynn.

Me: Yep. Oh speaking of which Gabby are you related or descended from the legendary King Midas? He had that same power.

Gabby Midas: Actually YES I am descended from King Midas. That power runs in my blood and my family.

Me: WOW! Truly Golden.

WE LAUGHED!

Nico: You need to be careful with that. Especially when eating your favorite food.

Gabby Midas: Don't worry. I only do it on command or thought.

Nico: That's a relief.

Me: Yeah. You do not want to bite into food that was turned into a gold brick. That would hurt.

Gabby Midas: I know.

Lola: Yeah. Oh look!

We saw Another Universe 666 Omega and Musa!

Me: There they are!

Another Universe 666 Omega: (In a girls voice) Looks like this party is starting.

Serenity Wheeler: (GASP) That voice!

She reverted back and it was the gene-slammer of Time Wizard!

Serenity Wheeler: (GASP) Gabrielle!

Joey Wheeler: Gabby!

She hugged Joey and Serenity!

Gabrielle Wheeler: It's great to see you both.

Me: Wow! The gene-slammer of Time Wizard. That's one of Joey's signature cards.

Gabrielle Wheeler: That's right. Awesome to meet you all.

Me: Same here.

Qin: Wow!

Gabrielle Wheeler: I am Serenity's guardian angel. I have all the powers of Time Wizard and Omega too.

Universe 666 Omega: That is really cool!

Me: It sure is! You know what would be cool too? If we meet a gene-slammer for Dark Sage.

Nico: WHOA! That's the most difficult monster to summon from what I recall.

Me: It is. Time Wizard is one of the components needed to summon it from Dark Magician.

Nico: Yep.

Me: And who is your friend?

Another Musa: Someone that knows Musa.

Musa: (GASP) That voice!

She reverted back and it was a younger version of Musa!

Musa: (GASP) Melody!

She ran and hugged her.

Musa: Oh my little sis!

Melody: I've missed you sis!

Nico: You know her?

Musa: She's my sister. Before I went to Magix, we had a lot of fun singing songs.

Me: Wow that is cool.

Nico: Yeah!

Musa: It sure is.

Me: Boy lots of family members are getting reunited.

Sobek Kaiba: They sure are. But I'm going to help my brothers and sister do one thing. Kill our stepfather.

Me: That's what we're going to do on his day to shine.

Nico: Yep.

Kaito (Gets out Kabuto gear): Did Swartz promise you anything?

Zocks (gets out Hibiki gear): Because we can grant it instead

They got Hibiki and Kabuto weapons.

Gabrielle Wheeler: No he didn't. I used my powers and made him into an old man for 45 minutes and we ran.

Me: WHOA! That is cool!

Joey: Alright! Never underestimate Time Wizard.

Me: That is for sure.

Sougo (Gets out Kabuto Ridewatch): You should be proud of Musa

Armor Time! (Electronic beat mixed with Rider Form transformation noises) Change Beetle! Kabuto!

Geiz (gets out Ibuki Ridewatch): We sung lots of songs with her in 2022

Armor Time! (Orchestral music followed by Onteki whistling) Ibuki! (trumpet riff)

Sougo got KabutoArmor while Geiz got IbukiArmor

Me: We sure did.

Melody: I am proud of her.

Me: Cool!

Lincoln: Lets separate you first.

We did so.

Me: Here we go.

Nico: (gets out Universe 666 Omega's Ridewatch) I am the Messiah!

May: (Gets out Pet Shop's ridewatch) I am one pet shop you don't want to visit!

Maria: (Gets out Thanos (X-Squad) ridewatch) I can't believe I'm gonna say this. I am Inevitable!

Commander Cruger: (Gets out Daniel J. D'Arby's ridewatch) This is gonna hurt.

They used the powers of Universe 666 Omega, Daniel J. D'Arby, Pet Shop, Jumbo Shrimp, Thanos (X-Squad) and Proxima Midnight (X-Squad) and blasted the Anothers.

Then Moonstone (Steven Universe), Crazy Gem, Supergiant (X-Squad), Lego Dementors, Darklord Amdusc and Rex Shard came.

Me: WHOA!

Steven Universe: Wow! Nice team Moonstone!

Moonstone (Steven Universe): Thanks Steven. And Nico what do you think?

Nico: It's awesome! Great team!

Moonstone (Steven Universe): Thanks!

Chromastone: My team is next.

Me: It sure is!

?: That is awesome!

Then IMPERIALDRAMON CAME!

Me: WHOA! Imperialdramon!

Nico: WOW! Huge!

Imperialdramon: (In a girls voice) But all power!

Nico: Elisea Imperial!? Whoa!

She reverted back and was a girl with blue hair and blue eyes and had red dragon wings and had black clothes and had Imperialdramon on her skirt, shirt and forehead and had a deadly laser sword in her hand.

Elisea Imperial: Awesome to see you Nico. I got this! (ECHOING) POSITRON LASER!

She fired a powerful energy blast from her hand and it hit the Anothers and blasted them and I caught the ridewatches and purified them!

Me: OH YEAH!

Qin: WHOA!

Nico: Nice!

Me: Awesome!

Elisea Imperial: Thanks!

Me: YEAH!

Commander Cruger: Do you have a good memory of Nico?

Elisea Imperial: I sure do. When me and Nico went to battle a dragon terrorizing a village in Switzerland and it was awesome.

Me: WHOA! That is so cool!

Qin: It sure was awesome.

Lola: Wow!

Nico: Yep.

Nico and Elisea hugged.

Nico: I've missed you.

Elisea Imperial: Same here.

We later went back home.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem and family, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Hunter Drake Michaelson, Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the Hippo, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lee, Lyra, Liberty, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Kuja, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Tawna Bandicoot, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, The Fairy Tail Guild, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Mathias Ravenclaw, Zachary Nightingale, Marshall Williams, Caleb Maxwell, Cage Blunt, James Blunt, Captain Whitten, Carter Kenrick, Roxy Drake, Jack Howard, Jazz Jackson, Cuffs Lane, Casey Antonio, Buffy Blain, Vessie Harris, Abby Smith, Travis Tackett, Leela Salyers, Peace Salyers, Cronus Chase, Gabriel Maxwell, The Hanna-Barbera Toons, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Tom, Jerry, their friends and counterparts, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Sly the Tasmanian Tiger, Liu Kang, Kitana, Sonya Blade, Jax, Kung Lao, Sub-Zero, Nightwolf, Kotal Kahn, Jade, and Kaan Demir-Vanhoof and his family are heading to the world of the anime Buddy Daddies, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the eleven girls here, but we're going to help Rei and Kazuki destroy the Suwa family organization and banish both Shigeki Suwa and Ryo Ogino to The Black Abyss, and resurrect Kazuki's pregnant wife, Yuzuko, and Miri's mother, Misaki, who were both murdered by Ryo Ogino, and recruit both Rei and Kazuki to TLPS afterwards.

Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in the world of the anime, Buddy Daddies, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the eleven girls here, but we're going to help Rei and Kazuki destroy the Suwa family organization and banish both Shigeki Suwa and Ryo Ogino to The Black Abyss, and resurrect Kazuki's pregnant wife, Yuzuko, and Miri's mother, Misaki, who were both murdered by Ryo Ogino, and recruit both Rei and Kazuki to TLPS afterwards.

Me: Oh man, I knew it was going to be that, and I despised Shigeki Suwa and Ryo Ogino for what they did, but I really really despise Ryo for killing Yuzuko and Misaki, that bastard's going to die a slow painful death for this.

Nico: And the entire Suwa family organization will also die as well for their crimes as well, bastards, every last one of them.

Eli: They're just as bad as any criminal organization, so they deserve to die. (Notice the absence of Sebastian) Looks like Sebastian isn't coming.

Lincoln: After what I did telling him off and punching him in the face and bashing him on the head Nico telling him he brought this on himself for hitting Lynn on the head with a fish, he decided not to come.

Jenni Anderson: He better not be plotting any sort of revenge.

Diana Lombard: Otherwise, he's in for a whole lot worse.

Suddenly, we heard an unearthly roar, and we saw an old face from the big day mission in the world of Rio: Simone De Bastian, and she'd turned into her more monstrous vampire form.

Diana Lombard: (Gasps) Simone De Bastian, she's returned.

M.O.M.: We better take care of her and fast.

Lincoln fired a blast of dark energy that hit her, and he sucked out her lifeforce and vampire powers along with her soul which he drained of energy and sent it to The Black Abyss.

Nico: Nice one, Lincoln.

Caitlin (Martin Mystery): Now, we can finally get after the Suwa family organization along with Shigeki Suwa and Ryo Ogino, but where could they be?

Lincoln: First things first, we need to find Rei and Kazuki, Caitlin.

Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sounds of gunshots.

Me: Gunshots.

Sam the Omega Ranger: Oh man.

Lincoln: Looks like we found them, and it sounds like they're fighting some Suwa family grunts. Let's head on out and give them a hand.

We headed on out, and we saw Rei and Kazuki fighting some Suwa family grunts, and Lincoln fired waves of dark energy that hit the Suwa family grunts and he devoured their souls and absorbed them and he had them imprisoned in the stars in his massive white angel wings and four sets of larger white angel wings underneath his massive white angel wings, only for them to be torn apart by the imprisoned werewolves and their energy absorbed by Lincoln and sent to The Black Abyss.

Rei: Thank you.

Kazuki: If you're here to kill the Suwa family, we're grateful for the additional help.

Me: That's why we're here.

Michelle DuBois: So, that's why you didn't send those werewolves to The Black Abyss.

Lincoln 2, Lincoln 3, Lincoln 4, and Lincoln 5: (Through Lincoln's crest) He had that also planned out.

Diana Lombard: Kind of like added security. Nice one.

Beatrice: Next time, you should also add some vampires in as well, Lincoln.

Lucy: Gasp! That could be a bad idea.

Lincoln: Lucy's right, the last thing I'd want is for them to tear each other apart.

Suddenly, Lincoln got a call on his phone.

Lincoln: Hello?

Maria: Lincoln, it's Maria, we got bad news: Sebastian's now mega pissed off at you for what you did in telling him off this morning during Nico's rescue, and he's out for revenge on you. He's taken the repaired wedding dresses for your harem and your repaired wedding tuxedo along with the repaired wedding dresses for J.D.'s harem and his repaired wedding tuxedo and he's gonna burn them right in front of you guys to piss you both off for his own amusement, and then, he's gonna kill you both and he's spewing death threats at your harem saying he's going to have them murdered along with your kids.

Qin: Uh oh, now he's gone and done it. So, we got to stop Sebastian as well? This just became a real nightmare.

Lincoln: It's to be expected, he always resorts to trying to seek revenge on any who piss him off. Let's go take care of him and take care of our main targets.

We headed off, but thanks to Maria calling us, we got word that Sebastian's gone berserk and he's now mega pissed off at Lincoln for what he did in telling him off this morning during Nico's rescue, and he's out for revenge, and he's taken the repaired wedding dresses for Lincoln's harem and his repaired wedding tuxedo along with the repaired wedding dresses for my harem and my repaired wedding tuxedo and he's gonna burn them right in front of us to piss us both off for his own amusement, and then, he's gonna kill Lincoln and I and he's also spewing death threats at our harems saying he's going to have them murdered along with our kids.

Not happening, you crazy vengeance-crazed nut!

We arrived at a huge building: it's the HQ of the Suwa family organization.

Lincoln: So, that's the HQ of the Suwa family, public but inside, it's where their crimes are plotted.

Suddenly, we heard the sound of insane fucked-up cackling and we headed for the roof, and there, we saw our secondary target: Sebastian, and he had the repaired wedding dresses of Lincoln's harem and my harem and our repaired wedding tuxedoes, and he's got a lighter lit up, and he's gonna burn them to piss us off and then try and kill us and murder our harems and kids.

Nico: I should've known you'd go batshit crazy after Lincoln put you in your place, and now, you've got some nerve to do that. You have absolutely no sense of shame or decency!

Sebastian Mendez was still cackling like a madman and he was inching the lighter closer to the wedding dresses of Lincoln's harem and my harem and our tuxedoes to burn them to ashes, but Lincoln fired a dark energy rope that tied his right arm that had the lighter and pulled him in, and then...!

POW!

Lincoln knocked that madman out and tied him up with a straitjacket and threw him into a portal that led back to his room at the World Tree Estate, and once he was in, the Mascots boarded him inside, and Lincoln grabbed the wedding dresses of his harem and his wedding tuxedo and I grabbed the wedding dresses of my harem and my wedding tuxedo, and sent them into our rooms and into a very secure vault in our rooms, and we went back to the entrance.

Me: Thank God.

Lincoln: We got them back, plus, there's no way he was going to destroy them. He didn't know that I had these made from an indestructible fabric with magical properties of self-repair and they never get dirty.

Qin: Magical wedding dresses and tuxedos, that's really awesome!

Nico: Way cool!

May: That really is amazing.

Suddenly, we saw a dryad flying in the skies and it left an amazing wave of leaves and flowers and plants grew and bloomed around our feet and then, it landed, and it turned into a beautiful girl who was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, long brown hair, green eyes, massive green angel wings, white short-sleeved blouse with a dryad on it and on her forehead, green sleeveless crop top, green skirt, green knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, leaves, plants, dryads, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is the dryad, she has a nature greatsword, and with her are the eleven girls.

Lincoln: (GASPS) Darcy Dryad, Avatar of The Dryad.

Darcy Dryad: That's right, and I got them away from Shigeki Suwa and Ryo Ogino, and they are so pissed off, and the entire Suwa organization is now running loose in their building.

Lincoln: It's time. Let's tear these bastards apart.

Suddenly, Lincoln let out a growl as his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more and veins formed on his body and his entire body was covered in thick brown fur and his massive pecs and ten-pack abs were covered in tan fur, his deep sapphire blue eyes and rainbow iris of his Third Eye remain the same, but the pupils turned into slits, his fangs grew longer and his rows of straight teeth turned into wolf's teeth, and his nose turned to a wolf's nose and he grew a wolf snout and sturdy tan-colored muzzle, his massive white angel wings and four other sets of large white angel wings underneath his massive white angel wings remained the same, his eleven massive and long white wolf tails and large white wolf ears turned brown, his long wild white hair turned brown with white streaks and became wilder and his large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings orbiting the corners behind his head turned dark blue, and he let out a loud howl as he turned into Lincoln The Nocturnal!

Lincoln: (HOWLS AND BEATS HIS CHEST LIKE A GORILLA)!

Then, Lincoln went up to the door, and he kicked it in, and we were met by angry Suwa family grunts and soldiers.

Lincoln: (Beastly Voice) Knock knock, bastards.

Lincoln and all of us ran through the building, and he was tearing the Suwa family grunts and soldiers apart with his massive greatsword and gold-plated dragon claws, and he turned the tips of his eleven massive and long wolf tails into Cell's stingers, and he's been absorbing the grunts and soldiers, and he was really growing even stronger, and when he was done, all he'd left behind were their clothes and weapons that we'd picked up and claimed as our own. This went on as we travelled through the floors until we finally reached the top floor.

Lincoln: (Beastly Voice) We made it to the top floor. Now, it's time to confront the big boss of The Suwa Family, Shigeki Suwa, along with the twisted psycho, Ryo Ogino. This is where we avenge Yuzuko and Misaki.

Kazuki: Yuzuko...! This is it.

Lincoln: (Beastly Voice) But, that's not the end, once we get rid of Shigeki Suwa and Ryo Ogino, I'm gonna resurrect Yuzuko and Misaki. It's not fair their lives were taken by them, you deserve to be with Yuzuko again, Kazuki.

Rei: And Miri needs her mom. So, let's give this one last push.

Kazuki: You're right. Shigeki, Ryo, you've both lived for too long.

Lincoln: (Beastly Voice) And now, it ends here.

Nico: Linc, kick the door in and let the boss know we're here...to take his life along with the life of that asshole, Ryo Ogino.

Lincoln kicked the door in, and there, we saw our main targets: Shigeki Suwa, the head of the Suwa family organization, and the second asshole who's at the beck and call of the first asshole, Ryo Ogino.

Shigeki Suwa: Team Loud Phoenix Storm?! What are they doing here?

Ryo Ogino: I thought our men had taken care of them!

Lincoln: (Beastly Voice) Did you really think your men could do anything to stop us? You haven't done your homework and you don't know anything about us, your men failed in the end, we tore them apart and I absorbed them and their souls were torn apart and sent to The Black Abyss. Now, it's your turn, Shigeki Suwa and Ryo Ogino. Time to release the wolf!

WOLF BLOOD - ADRIAN VON ZEIGLER PLAYS

Lincoln let out a loud wolf howl as a dark blue vortex flared up behind him, and he charged at Shigeki Suwa and Ryo Ogino, and he proceeded to brutally smash them into the ground with his massive brute superhuman strength, slashed them with his gold-armored dragon claws and greatsword, and fired blasts of dark blue wolf fire, darkness, moonlight, and ice at them, and it was brutal.

WE SAW THE WHOLE THING, AND WE WERE FLINCHING AT THE SHEER BRUTALITY AND VIOLENCE OF LINCOLN'S ASSAULT ON THEM! HE WAS REALLY GOING APESHIT ON THEIR HIDES!

Me: OH MAN! NOW, THAT'S JUST BRUTAL!

Nico: WAY TOO BRUTAL!

Eli: YIKES!

Qin: OH MAN!

SLASH! SLASH! SCREAMS OF PAIN!

WE THEN SAW LINCOLN SLASHED THEM ON THE CHEST WITH HIS MASSIVE GREATSWORD AND HE LEFT BLEEDING SCARS ON THEIR CHESTS AND HE EVEN SLASHED OFF THEIR CROTCHES!

Me: WHOA! DAMN! NOW, THAT'S JUST BRUTAL!

Nico: Really brutal!

Nicole: That's only reserved for perverts, but those two are big-time murderers, so that also works as well.

Shigeki Suwa: YOU! YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

Ryo Ogino: YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH THIS?!

Lincoln: (Beastly Voice) You don't have any right to say anything at all, murderers. You two sacks of shit killed Kazuki's pregnant wife and Miri's mother along with murdering other people who got in your way. You're the ones who aren't getting away with what you've done!

LINCOLN SHOT THEM AN EXTREMELY DEATHLY GLARE AND THAT GLARE MADE SHIGEKI SUWA AND RYO OGINO SO SCARED, THEY SCREAMED IN FRIGHT AND PISSED THEIR PANTS IN HORROR!

Rei: No way. My own father, scared of a glare like that?

Kazuki: Along with that cold-blooded Ogino? You made them lose their nerves and reduced them to crybabies.

We saw on Lori's phone that the video of the fight was going viral and it was getting tons of likes from everyone, and comments such as, "YOU SHOW EM, LINCOLN! OY FUCKERS, YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG MAN, YOU JUST BOUGHT YOURSELVES A ONE-WAY TRAIN RIDE TO THE NINE CIRCLES OF HELL!", "TAKE THAT, FUCKERS!", "YOU EVIL BASTARDS DESERVED TO GET BEATEN AND KILLED BY LINCOLN! SCREW YOU ALL!"

Alya: Oh man, it's gone viral in a huge way!

Luan: Oh man, and everyone is also sending death threats at Ryo Ogino and Shigeki Suwa, and they are also really explicit!

We saw the explicit threats, and they were too graphic to even say!

Me: Wow. I didn't think they'd also put that kind of language in the posts as well.

Nico: Man, they really are going all out to say those threats to those dirtbags!

Rei shot his own dad in the arms and legs, and he screamed in agony and Kazuki shot Ryo Ogino in the arms and legs as well.

Lincoln: (Beastly Voice) I also got another something up my sleeve. YOU BOTH WANT TO SEE SOMETHING HORRIBLE?! Well! (Shows the Velma series) HERE! Look at it, it's ugly, isn't it?! YOU LOOK AT IT!

Shigeki Suwa: WHAT IS THAT?!

Lincoln: (Beastly Voice) YOU LOOK AT IT!

Ryo Ogino: HORRIBLE!

Lincoln: (Beastly Voice) LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT IT! I WANT YOU TWO ASSHOLES TO FUCKING LOOK AT IT!

RYO OGINO AND SHIGEKI SUWA SCREAMED IN UTTER HORROR AND THEY TURNED INTO TOTAL WUSSES!

My jaw and Nico's dropped!

CLANG! CLANG!

Eli closed our jaws!

Me: What...the...Hell did he just...?!

Nico: We'll ask after we take care of the garbage, but that was a nice one, Lincoln! Alright, let's take care of the trash!

Caleb Maxwell readies his massive Caleb Maxwell's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Thanatos True Immortal Death Harbinger Phoenix God Archangel Twin Pistols of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Thanatos True Immortal Death Harbinger Phoenix God Archangel Justice still in hand and transformed into Super Archangel-Demon-Vampire-Death Harbinger-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Thanatos True Immortal Death Harbinger Phoenix God Archangel of Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Thanatos True Immortal Death Harbinger Phoenix God Archangel Justice and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Thanatos True Immortal Death Harbinger Phoenix God Archangel Hope.

Caleb Maxwell: (Divine Echoing Heavenly Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Thanatos True Immortal Death Harbinger Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Thanatos True Immortal Death Harbinger Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) I can't tell you both of how disgusted I really am at your murderous actions, and it's no wonder your son hates you for what you've done, Shigeki, and Kazuki despises you for killing his pregnant wife, Ryo.

Cage Blunt unholstered his massive Cage Blunt's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Phoenix God Archangel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Phoenix God Archangel Justice and transformed into Super Archangel-Vampire-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Phoenix God Archangel of Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Phoenix God Archangel Justice and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Phoenix God Archangel Hope.

Cage Blunt: (Divine Echoing Heavenly Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You two are nothing more than cold-blooded murderers and rotten sacks of shit who enjoy killing and running your criminal empire.

Travis Tackett unholstered his massive Travis Tackett's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Phoenix God Archangel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Phoenix God Archangel Justice and transformed into Super Archangel-Vampire-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Phoenix God Archangel of Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Phoenix God Archangel Justice and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Phoenix God Archangel Hope.

Travis Tackett: (Divine Echoing Heavenly Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Clearly, throwing you both in prison isn't going to do anyone any good at all, you two deserve a much...harsher sentence.

Gabriel Maxwell had his massive Gabriel Maxwell's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos Divine Infernal Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Snake Demon True Immortal Demon Snake Phoenix God Archangel Scythe of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos Infernal Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Snake Demon True Immortal Demon Snake Phoenix God Archangel Justice still in hand and transformed into Super Archangel-Snake-Demon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Infernal Darkness Hellfirestorm Almighty Snake Demon True Immortal Demon Snake Phoenix God Archangel of Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Infernal Darkness Hellfirestorm Almighty Snake Demon True Immortal Demon Snake Phoenix God Archangel Justice and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Infernal Darkness Hellfirestorm Almighty Snake Demon True Immortal Demon Snake Phoenix God Archangel Death.

Gabriel Maxwell: (Divine Echoing Heavenly Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Infernal Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Snake Demon True Immortal Demon Snake Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Infernal Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Snake Demon True Immortal Demon Snake Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) And that sentence is none other than death!

James Blunt unholstered his massive James Blunt's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Phoenix God Archangel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Phoenix God Archangel Justice and transformed into Super Archangel-Vampire-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Phoenix God Archangel of Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Phoenix God Archangel Justice and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Phoenix God Archangel Hope.

James Blunt: (Divine Echoing Heavenly Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Now, then, it's high-time we bring your pathetic lives to an end once and for all!

Caleb Maxwell, Gabriel Maxwell, Cage Blunt, Travis Tackett, Allie Maxwell, and James Blunt went after Shigeki Suwa and Ryo Ogino, and Caleb Maxwell fired bullets at them, and he got hit, and Chris and the other Watchers appeared and started firing at them as well, and Caleb Maxwell, Cage Blunt, Gabriel Maxwell, Allie Maxwell, James Blunt, and Travis Tackett fired blasts of Divine Darkness, Infernal Darkness, and dark energy and they hit Shigeki Suwa and Ryo Ogino, and they slashed at them with their massive greatswords and scythe.

Allie Maxwell readies her Allie Maxwell's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Demonic Darkness Firestorm Almighty Thanatos True Immortal Phoenix God Angel Twin Pistols of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Demonic Darkness Firestorm Almighty Thanatos True Immortal Phoenix God Angel Justice still in hand and transformed into Super Angel-Demon-Death Harbinger-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Demon Shadow Dark Death Harbinger Darkness Demon Phoenix God Angel of Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Demon Shadow Dark Death Harbinger Darkness Demon Phoenix God Angel and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Demon Shadow Dark Death Harbinger Darkness Demon Phoenix God Angel Hope.

Allie Maxwell: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Demon Shadow Dark Death Harbinger Darkness Demon Phoenix Angel and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Demon Shadow Dark Death Harbinger Darkness Demon Phoenix Angel Hope) Eat silver bullets, shitheads!

Allie Maxwell fired silver bullets at Shigeki Suwa and Ryo Ogino, and that really pissed them off as the bullets hit them!

Sylvester: Let's take care of these animals and end this.

Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.

Lincoln: (Beastly Voice) Just what I was about to say. It's time we ended this once and for all!

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal Heavenly Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon True Immortal True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal Heavenly Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon True Immortal True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Alicorn-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Elemental Almighty Hinon True Immortal God Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Elemental Almighty Hinon True Immortal God Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Elemental Almighty Hinon True Immortal God Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Skylanders Knight Life Skylanders Brawler Sensei Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Archangel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Skylanders Knight Life Skylanders Brawler Sensei Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Archangel Justice from his back and transformed into Super Archangel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander Knight-Life Skylanders Brawler Sensei-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Skylanders Knight Life Skylanders Brawler Sensei Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Archangel of Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Skylanders Knight Life Skylanders Brawler Sensei Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Archangel Justice and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Skylanders Knight Life Skylanders Brawler Sensei Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Archangel Bravery, Sherlock Hound unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos Divine Demon Darkness Dark Devil Knight Almighty Sparda True Immortal Eternal Angel Demon Vampire Devil Hound Phoenix God Archangel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos Divine Demon Darkness Dark Devil Knight Almighty Sparda True Immortal Eternal Angel Demon Vampire Devil Hound Phoenix God Archangel Justice and transformed into Super Archangel-Vampire-Demon Hound-Devil Dark Knight-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Demon Darkness Dark Devil Knight Almighty Sparda True Immortal Eternal Angel Demon Vampire Devil Hound Phoenix God Archangel of Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Demon Darkness Dark Devil Knight Almighty Sparda True Immortal Eternal Angel Demon Vampire Devil Hound Phoenix God Archangel Justice and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Demon Darkness Dark Devil Knight Almighty Sparda True Immortal Eternal Angel Demon Vampire Devil Hound Phoenix God Archangel Compassion, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Phoenix God Angel Keyblade of Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Phoenix God Angel Justice from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix God Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Wakko and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Mathias Ravenclaw had his Mathias Ravenclaw's Cosmic Eternal Ravenclaw Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Raven Phoenix Angel Mage's Staff of Cosmic Eternal Ravenclaw Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Raven Phoenix Angel Justice still in hand, Zachary Nightingale had his Zachary Nightingale's Cosmic Eternal Crimson Red Firestorm Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Red Wolf Phoenix Angel Mage's Staff of Cosmic Eternal Crimson Red Firestorm Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Red Wolf Phoenix Angel Justice still in hand, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Kuja had his Brumel Cores and Kuja's Eternal Wizard Redemption Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Redemption Wizard Justice ready and transformed into Super Angel-Genome-Wizard-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Hope, Darren Devereaux, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, Captain Whitten, Carter Kenrick, Roxy Drake, Jack Howard, Jazz Jackson, Cuffs Lane, Casey Antonio, Buffy Blain, Vessie Harris, Abby Smith, Leela Salyers, Peace Salyers, Cronus Chase, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Kaan Demir-Vanhoof and his family, The Hanna-Barbera Toons, Timmy's friends, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Sam the Omega Ranger and his team, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, Lord Raiden and the Earthrealm Warriors, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Cosmic Eternal Harmony Eternal Night Dream Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Harmony Eternal Night Dream Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Eternal Harmony Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix God Angel Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut-Rockell's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Sub-Zero Holy Almighty Qailertetang True Immortal Holy Arctic Snowstorm Seal Musk-Ox Yuki-Onna Thundersnow Ice Dragon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Almighty Qailertetang True Immortal Holy Arctic Seal Thundersnow Ice Dragon Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Seal-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Sub-Zero Holy Almighty Qailertetang True Immortal Holy Arctic Snowstorm Seal Musk-Ox Yuki-Onna Thundersnow Ice Dragon Phoenix God Angel of Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Sub-Zero Holy Almighty Qailertetang True Immortal Holy Arctic Snowstorm Seal Musk-Ox Yuki-Onna Thundersnow Ice Dragon Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Sub-Zero Holy Almighty Qailertetang True Immortal Holy Arctic Snowstorm Seal Musk-Ox Yuki-Onna Thundersnow Ice Dragon Phoenix God Angel Hope, and Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholster their massive greatswords and transformed, and we went after Shigeki Suwa and Ryo Ogino and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they explode with incredible power as they hit them.

Then, Lincoln used two of his eleven massive and long wolf tails that wrapped around the necks of Shigeki Suwa and Ryo Ogino and they struggled to get free. But, then, Lincoln sent two more of his massive and long wolf tails as they neared their necks, and then, the tails' tips sent out a tentacle-like feeding tube with three fangs that punctured the left and right sides of their necks, and then, the tubes began sucking out all of their blood and it went into Lincoln, and we saw those two becoming weaker and their hair was turning gray, and then, finally white, and their skin was suddenly becoming dried up.

Then, when Lincoln was done, the tubes removed themselves from the necks of Shigeki Suwa and Ryo Ogino leaving three fang marks and they were left as dried up withered lifeless corpses, and he also drained their souls of energy and sent them to The Black Abyss. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.

Lincoln: (Beastly Voice) And that is the end for you two. (ROARS AND HOWLS IN VICTORY)

Lincoln changed back.

Rei: It's over.

Kazuki: Finally, it's over.

Suddenly, Lincoln snapped his fingers, and two heavenly lights descended as we heard the sounds of angelic choirs singing, and we saw two figures descend: they were Kazuki's pregnant wife, Yuzuko, and Miri's mother, Misaki.

Kazuki: Yuzuko? My God.

Kazuki hugged Yuzuko.

Me: Looks like Kazuki has been reunited with Yuzuko.

Rei: And Miri's going to be reunited with Misaki. What Ryo did was beyond unforgiveable, and I hated him and Dad for that.

Lincoln: They were both criminals, and in the end, their penchant for murder did them in.

Nico: That's the fate of all crime lords.

Lincoln: Yep. (To Darcy Dryad) And it's so good to see you again, Darcy.

Darcy Dryad: You too, Lincoln, it's been seven years since we last met.

Suddenly, Darcy Dryad had her hands on Lincoln's massive hairy pecs, and she proceeded to kiss him on the lips and all over the place: face, arms, pecs, ten-pack abs, and stomach. When Darcy Dryad was done, Lincoln was covered in lipstick marks on his face, massive muscular arms, hairy pecs, ten-pack abs, and stomach, and he had an atomic red blush on his face and he was literally in Heaven.

Lincoln: (In Heaven) That's...something I've not...forgotten.

Nico and I snickered.

Darcy Dryad: Sorry about that, but it's so good to see you again, Lincoln.

Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and muscular arms around Darcy Dryad and hugged her, and Darcy Dryad is very surprised at just how much more taller, more handsome, buffer, hunkier, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, he's also even more taller, more handsome, buffer, hunkier, and much more muscular, and she also felt just how much more stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw his longer vampire fangs and even more massive white angel wings and four other sets of larger sized angel wings underneath with orange and aurora tips underneath his even more massive white angel wings and large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the larger white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and longer white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, thick hair on his massive forearms, stubble on his jawline, and chest hair on his pecs, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, the Universe 666 Miraculous, his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko that came out of his backpack.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Darcy Dryad: My God, you sure have, you've really really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 9'10" tall, very handsome, hulking, sexy, strong, buff, and extremely manly rugged heartthrob hunk of a man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and ten-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings and medium sized white angel wings and small sized white angel wings underneath, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, hair on your massive forearms, beard stubble on your jawline, and chest hair on your pecs and many accessories and large gold halo with four large gold rings orbiting behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. (Rubs Lincoln's massive pecs with her hands) You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind man from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs. (Rubs Lincoln's ten-pack abs) And cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard ten-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.

Eli: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D. and all of us, and he's become truly immortal and invincible.

Nico: And Lincoln, you know her?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico.

Selene Arcangela: And so do we, this is Darcy Dryad, Avatar of The Dryad, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel and she's known as The Nature Beauty Queen of The Avatars of The Mythical Beasts, a group of girls who are Avatars of the most powerful mythical beasts and creatures of legend formed during ancient times. Darcy is a powerful master of the powers of nature, animals, plants, and dryads, and she's also known for her beauty. She lived during an age of light and she was said to have been raised by dryads in the forests, and over time, as she grew, she gained all of the incredible strengths and powers of the dryads along with immortality, and she'd fought to defend her family from the hatred and fear wrought on by the paranoia that humans had towards her clan, and many centuries later, there was one person that harbored a true love for everything, and that also really strengthened the love and joy she had in her heart, and that person is none other than Lincoln, and she flew out and she met the person that brought that love to her, and she also became one of his most powerful Guardian Angels, and she trained him in mastering the powers of nature, animals, and plants, and the powers of the dryads, and he also gained all of the incredible strengths and powers of the dryads, along with incredible levels of superhuman strength and he became as strong as 999,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 dryads and men combined, and she also knew of his divine singing and he also knew how to sing the songs of the mermaid, and it also made her love for him even stronger than ever, and she also found out Lincoln is an Alpha Vampire-Werewolf hybrid and an extremely powerful and attractive one, and more than once, she'd kissed him on the lips and made out many times and he came back home all covered in kisses and his tails were wagging like crazy. Lincoln made her a powerful nature greatsword and gave her a flower to put in her hair, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln passionately on the lips which he returned with intensity, and as a result, he promised that when he comes of age, he'll marry her along with the rest of his harem. Darcy kept Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, Chandler, Killjoy Huggins, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies, and they were unable to try and kill her because she always comes back from the dead and she grows even stronger than ever, and if anyone dared to anger her by hurting Lincoln, they'd face the fury of nature itself.

Nico: You have no idea how much we were impressed when Enya told us about you.

Me: And we all know the legends of the dryad all too well.

Lincoln: That's right, and they're also familiar to the mermaids for centuries, and now that you're here, Darcy.

Lincoln with his massive muscular arms still wrapped around Darcy Dryad leaned his head down to the right side of Darcy Dryad's trapezius, and he slowly bit her and fed on her blood, and his rainbow, white, and blue energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up extremely as he gained an extremely astronomically huge and massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more as veins formed, and his massive white angel wings and four sets of larger white angel wings with orange and aurora tips on the large white feathers spread out and his large gold halo and four orbiting large gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head glowed. Then, Lincoln slowly unlatched his fangs from her right trapezius and the marks sealed up and Lincoln kissed the spot where he bit her.

Darcy Dryad: You're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.

Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on the neck of Darcy Dryad with green gems on the gold lightning bolts and green crystal links and jade beads from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha and Jade Necklace of Shangdi along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck and rainbow Thunderbird wedding ring on her left pinkie.

Darcy Dryad: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!

Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Darcy Dryad.

Darcy Dryad had a smile on her face and tears streaming down her cheeks as Lincoln still had his massive muscular arms wrapped around Darcy Dryad's waist, and he leaned down to her face and kissed her on the lips, and with Darcy Dryad's hands still on his massive pecs, Lincoln deepened the kiss and we cheered for them. When Lincoln separated, Darcy Dryad had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, her nose was really gushing out blood, and her heart was pounding like a loud drum.

Darcy Dryad: (In Heaven) My God.

Then, we went up to the eleven girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them, the eleven girls are Sumireko Ogawa from Mysterious Disappearances, Kaori Hanaoka, Mio Shimada, Shiho Uchida, and Yuri Kimura from Devote, and Miyu Ayuchi, Mizuho Kasugai, Noeri Nakae, Ryouko Kushiro, Shizuka Shindou, and Urara Seto from Devote 2 ~Ikenai Houkago~.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Sumireko Ogawa from Mysterious Disappearances, Kaori Hanaoka, Mio Shimada, Shiho Uchida, and Yuri Kimura from Devote, and Miyu Ayuchi, Mizuho Kasugai, Noeri Nakae, Ryouko Kushiro, Shizuka Shindou, and Urara Seto from Devote 2 ~Ikenai Houkago~.

Nicole: Thank goodness Darcy got them away from those two bastards.

Lincoln: And from Sebastian as well, now that he's finally let his true toxicity and cruelty out, he's gonna be a bigger problem on my rescues from now on. Are you girls okay?

Sumireko Ogawa: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Sumireko Ogawa and the other ten girls saw who it was that saved them from Shigeki Suwa and Ryo Ogino along with the Suwa family organization, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 9'10" tall, handsome heartthrob hulking hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, ten-pack abs, long wild white hair going to the length of his shoulders with colored phoenix fire ombre streaks on the back of his hair and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with large gold halo with embedded Elements of Harmony-shaped gems with a ring of hands made of gold with colored gems in its palms around it and around the ring of hands made of gold is a ring of fire made of gold and gold angel wings on the bottom in the center and four large orbiting gold rings with four rings of hands made of gold with colored gems in its palms around them and around the rings of hands made of gold are four rings of fire made of gold and embedded colored gems on each corner behind his head, thick hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with gold lightning bolt in its claws and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem on its chest emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles surrounded by an Angel, Phoenix, Thunderbird, and Buffalo on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Dragon, Tiger, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama and the symbols of the elements in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Almighty Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin and Many Evil Monsters and Many Evil Villains, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro and Comic Book Guy, True Immortal Hero and God, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, Great God of Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command, Strategist, And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos, and Master of Elemental Forces, The Storms, Mythological Animals, Animals, Phoenixes, and Angels", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji on his left forearm that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" along with tattoos of The Phoenix, Mermaid, Golem, Fairy, and Shadow Wisp on the back of his left forearm and a kanji on his right forearm that said "Lincoln Loud, Saiyan Avenger and Destroyer of Frieza", and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.

He had his massive Lincoln Loud's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal Heavenly Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon True Immortal True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal Heavenly Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon True Immortal True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism Phoenix God Angel Justice and The Sickle Swords of Hinon holstered on his back, and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenix, thunderbird, buffalo, angel, vampire, and werewolf surrounding a rainbow gem with neon glowing rainbow lights equipped with recognition of him and fits an infinite number of items and components for Eini, the Universe 666 Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal braces on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his arms with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold Bracer and other bracelets merged with the large gold Bracers and wrist computer and Omnitrix on the large left gold Bracer, massive indestructible white angel wings with a wingspan of 105'0" and medium sized white angel wings with orange and aurora with a wingspan of 85'0" and small sized white angel wings with orange and aurora tips with a wingspan of 65'0" and another pair of white angel wings with orange and aurora tips with a wingspan of 45'0" and another pair of white angel wings with orange and aurora tips with a wingspan of 25'0" underneath his massive white angel wings and with sets of four eyes with rainbow iris on the shoulder blades of the massive angel wings and four sets of large white angel wings underneath and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails sticking out of his butt with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with large white rabbit tail with rainbow marking on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on a gold chest harness with colored gems on the gold crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long split white trenchcoat coattails behind his butt with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large gold buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle and gold phoenix head, gold Thunderbird head, gold werewolf head, gold vampire bat head, gold mermaid head, gold demon head, gold dragon head, and gold angel head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gems in their mouths around the belt on his waist, long white pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts and elemental forces on the thighs, and gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, 3-Star Ball necklace and Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links and jade beads from his merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha and Jade Necklace of Shangdi with rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with fine chest hair on his pecs, white and gold accented Elemental Choker of Eternal Love and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, Ring of The Phoenix with large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and rainbow Thunderbird wedding ring on the left pinkie and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armor on the finger joints and gold dragon claws over his fingers, he has fifteen large colored planets orbiting around his legs and fifteen smaller colored planets orbiting around his waist and medium sized colored planets orbiting around his wrists and ankles and an immense rainbow protective aura with the elements swirling around him.

Sumireko Ogawa: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Lincoln made ten clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and he slowly bit them and he fed on their blood, and his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings and four sets of larger white angel wings with orange and aurora tips on the large feathers spread out and his large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head glowed. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.

Sumireko Ogawa: (Seductive Voice and rubs Lincoln's massive pecs) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, eleven Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Sumireko Ogawa, Kaori Hanaoka, Mio Shimada, Shiho Uchida, Yuri Kimura, Miyu Ayuchi, Mizuho Kasugai, Noeri Nakae, Ryouko Kushiro, Shizuka Shindou, and Urara Seto with colored gems embedded in the gold lightning bolt links and colored crystal links and jade beads from their merged Crystal Necklaces of the Buddha and Jade Necklaces of Shangdi along with white and gold accented Elemental Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks and rainbow Thunderbird wedding rings on their left pinkies. We returned home, and everyone was shocked to find out the villains we went after were the Suwa family organization from Buddy Daddies, along with Shigeki Suwa and Ryo Ogino.

But, when Lincoln showed what we did in tearing his organization apart with Lincoln tearing all of the grunts and soldiers and members apart and absorbing them and finally draining Shigeki Suwa and Ryo Ogino dry of blood and sending them to The Black Abyss along with him bringing back Kazuki's pregnant wife, Yuzuko, and Miri's mother, Misaki, who were murdered by Ryo Ogino, everyone cheered as they hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him. Lincoln and Darcy Dryad have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.

Maria: We saw the whole thing on video, you tore those mafia gangsters apart and absorbed them. Plus, we didn't know you used indestructible and magical fabric to repair the wedding dresses of your harems and your wedding tuxedos.

Lincoln: Ever since the mess with Maya Rosato, we'd been getting a bad feeling that our old enemies will try to ruin our weddings in the future by trying to destroy the wedding dresses and tuxedos or by trying to kill our harems and kids as well, so I decided to take extra precautions and put these sorts of measures out.

Nico: And they were genius.

Me: I was stunned myself.

Qin: And as we just saw, Sebastian's toxicity and cruelty have finally taken hold of him, and now, he's gonna be nothing but trouble, but it's only for Lincoln's rescues.

Nicholette Torrington: Let him try to cause trouble on Lincoln's rescues. We're gonna fuck him up if he does!

We heard Sebastian swearing and cursing up a storm, and he was spewing death threats with such explicit language, we almost barfed! GROSS! DISGUSTING TOXIC LUNATIC!

Nico: Ugh, and now, he's spewing death threats with explicit language sewn in?! GROSS!

Connor Chan: Nico, even though you, Qin, and your friends may have forgiven him, Alicia, Mindy, and I still don't. Plus, his toxicity and cruelty will only take hold whenever it's time for Lincoln's rescues, right?

Lincoln: Right, that's when he's gonna cause trouble.

Buster Bunny: (Smirks) Well, you should let me and my friends from Acme Acres be the ones to take him down and send him back to The World Tree Estate.

Lincoln: Like an Anti-Sebastian countermeasure, good idea, Buster.

Me: I like that idea.

Nico: Same here, plus, you've been training on the side before we finally met you guys for the first time, and you've also fought alongside The Z-Fighters whenever that toxic psycho is caught running loose, so you guys have some combat experience. Alright, then.

Babs Bunny: Yes!

Plucky Duck: We'll teach that maniac a lesson he'll never forget!

Shirley the Loon: Like, he's gonna regret going back to his toxic ways, or some junk.

Fifi La Fume: (French Accent) Oui, that monster will regret it!

Buster Bunny: In any case, we've already got our strategies all planned out. We rely on our brains, while he relies on his dark toxic madness, so we always have to outsmart him.

Lincoln: But, watch it though, he's too unpredictable and way too insane.

Nico, Mindy, Alicia, and Connor Chan: You don't got to tell us twice.

We laughed.


After Lincoln and all of us viciously destroyed the Suwa family organization along with Shigeki Suwa and Ryo Ogino and sent them to The Black Abyss forever, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Darcy Dryad saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000.000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was really gushing out blood.

Darcy Dryad: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 9'10" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his ten-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under a lot of very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Darcy, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and larger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Darcy Dryad: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.

Nico: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from the little boy from seven years ago into the really big, really strong, and really powerful man we know today.

Darcy Dryad: I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.

And when my harem saw me doing 900,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear my mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get my eleven massive and long rainbow wolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.

Nico: Say, Winter, what memories did you have with Lincoln?

Winter Werewolf: (Face turns atomic red) Ooh, well, there's one memory I had with Lincoln: that was during a moonlight date at Lake Huron.

Winter Werewolf put the video as it played on the big screen, and it showed Lake Huron at night and the moon was full, and Winter Werewolf was also in her werewolf form with brown fur and tan-colored muzzle and she was in a two-piece dark bikini.

Past Winter Werewolf: (Beastly Voice) Now, where's...(Caught Lincoln's scent) Aha!

Then, Lincoln came out, and he was dressed in orange swim trunks.

Past Lincoln: I wasn't gonna miss out on our moonlight date, especially when you're in your werewolf form, Winter.

Past Winter Werewolf: (Beastly Voice) You said it.

Suddenly, Lincoln let out a growl as his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more and veins formed on his body and his entire body was covered in thick brown fur and his massive pecs and ten-pack abs were covered in tan fur, his deep sapphire blue eyes and rainbow iris of his Third Eye remain the same, but the pupils turned into slits, his fangs grew longer and his rows of straight teeth turned into wolf's teeth, and his nose turned to a wolf's nose and he grew a wolf snout and sturdy tan-colored muzzle, his massive white angel wings remain the same, his eleven massive and long white wolf tails and large white wolf ears turned brown, his long wild white hair turned brown with white streaks and became wilder, and he let out a loud howl as he turned into Lincoln The Nocturnal!

Past Winter Werewolf: (Beastly Voice) I never get tired of seeing you in your werewolf form.

Past Lincoln: (Beastly Voice) (Smirks) But, that's just the beginning.

Suddenly, Lincoln's orange swim trunks turned into an orange speedo, and that got Winter Werewolf gushing out blood from her nose as an atomic red blush appeared on her muzzle.

Past Winter Werewolf: (Beastly Voice) (Thinking) Oh...my...God. So, this was your surprise. First, you turning into your werewolf form, and now, your swim trunks turning into an orange speedo. My God, now I can see every last muscular definition in those manly legs of his and backside as well, and the moon shining down on him, he looks like a God of the Werewolves. Keep it cool, Winter! Don't let your really wilder instincts take over!

Suddenly, Lincoln easily picked Winter Werewolf up in both arms, and that made the blush on her muzzle turn even deeper.

Past Lincoln: (Beastly Voice) Well, then, shall we, my lady?

Past Winter Werewolf: (Beastly Voice) Uh..., sure.

Maria: (Trying not to laugh) Oh man, you fell apart that easily!

Rudina Adalwulf: She tried hard not to fall apart that easily, but it failed spectacularly.

Winter Werewolf: Hey, don't look at me, Rudina, you, Adolpha Villalobos, Isabella Lupa, Maria Wolf Moon, Winona Adolpha, and Ashley Lupus Foxina also went man crazy when you all saw Lincoln in his werewolf form and in a speedo as well.

Isabella Lupa: And we almost went crazy and went into mating mode with him. That was a lesson we all learned.

Then, we looked at the screen and we saw Lincoln and Winter Werewolf both having fun swimming in the water lit by the full moon, and they even had fun playing volleyball, and they even had a good time lying out underneath the full moon with Winter Werewolf at his side as they lay out under the full moon.

Past Winter Werewolf: (Beastly Voice) That was really really awesome.

Past Lincoln: (Beastly Voice) You said it, Winter. We had a really awesome time at Lake Huron, and it's even more amazing especially when the full moon's out.

Suddenly, Lincoln turned to Winter Werewolf and he wrapped his massive muscular arms around her waist and he was on top of her, and then, he kissed her deeply and passionately on the lips as she wrapped her arms around his traps and neck and returned it with full intensity and engaged in a full-make out which lasted for an hour, and when they separated, their muzzles had a deep red blush and their eyes were turning a darker deep sapphire blue and a brighter yellow.

Suddenly, their mating instincts were taking over.

Lincoln: (Deeper Beastly Voice) Let's go somewhere more...private.

Winter Werewolf: (Beastly Voice) Right.

Lincoln picked up Winter Werewolf in his arms and went into a forest and deeper into a secluded spot as the video ended.

Me: That explained the loud howls we'd been hearing that night a year ago! I thought that we had a large pack of wolves in the forests.

Winter Werewolf: Sorry about that. We should've kept our mating instincts under control, but when the full moon hits, that's when those instincts are out in full force.

Lincoln: Plus, the moon was closest to the Earth, and that made us and the werewolf within us even stronger than ever, and we had to go into that secluded spot and unleash all that pent-up tension in us. Sorry we woke you up, J.D.

Me: It's okay.

Nicole: I was afraid of that, and I should've gone to Brittney for help. She knows about the creatures of the night, and that also included werewolves.

Brittney: Yes, I should've done something to help whenever that happens, but I was preoccupied.

Lincoln: But, we took precautions that time and went into that secluded cave deep in the forests, but even that wasn't a match for us. I hadn't realized just how much more powerful I become whenever the moon is closest to the earth.

Nico: And how much stronger werewolves become when the moon gets closer to Earth.

We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Riyo Chuchi, Hisako, Universe 666 ARIA, Universe 666 Queen Beryl, Universe 666 Queen Nehelenia, Toy Freddy Fiona and Toy Bonnie Sakura, Toy Chica Karol and Cupcake Carly, Golden Freddy Maya / Meiko, Marionette Lina, and Balloon Girl Jeanette are heading to Seaside Hill.

Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the white-haired, 9'10", handsome and extremely muscular man had on his new large orange and white speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.

And Riyo Chuchi, Hisako, Universe 666 ARIA, Universe 666 Queen Beryl, Universe 666 Queen Nehelenia, Toy Freddy Fiona and Toy Bonnie Sakura, Toy Chica Karol and Cupcake Carly, Golden Freddy Maya / Meiko, Marionette Lina, and Balloon Girl Jeanette are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters and Zoey Tsukino made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble.

Plus, we found out Riyo Chuchi, Hisako, Universe 666 ARIA, Universe 666 Queen Beryl, Universe 666 Queen Nehelenia, Toy Freddy Fiona and Toy Bonnie Sakura, Toy Chica Karol and Cupcake Carly, Golden Freddy Maya / Meiko, Marionette Lina, and Balloon Girl Jeanette all had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound criminals, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy and he killed them all.

Riyo Chuchi: Wow, so this is Seaside Hill, it sure is beautiful.

Lincoln: It sure is, Riyo, and it's perfect for our first date, shall we?

Lincoln, Riyo Chuchi, Hisako, Universe 666 ARIA, Universe 666 Queen Beryl, Universe 666 Queen Nehelenia, Toy Freddy Fiona and Toy Bonnie Sakura, Toy Chica Karol and Cupcake Carly, Golden Freddy Maya / Meiko, Marionette Lina, and Balloon Girl Jeanette dived into the waters, and they began swimming, and they also saw the marine life that lived there, then, they went back to the beach, and the girls took turns in giving Lincoln a deep tissue massage which not only relaxed his muscles and entire body, but they also released some tension he'd been carrying.

Then, he made clones of himself and did the same thing giving the girls deep tissue massages, and when they were done, they were literally relaxed. Then, they had an amazing volleyball game, and they went into a workout area Lincoln created, and Riyo Chuchi, Hisako, Universe 666 ARIA, Universe 666 Queen Beryl, Universe 666 Queen Nehelenia, Toy Freddy Fiona and Toy Bonnie Sakura, Toy Chica Karol and Cupcake Carly, Golden Freddy Maya / Meiko, Marionette Lina, and Balloon Girl Jeanette got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and they were really swooning over him especially when he started showing off by flexing his muscles.

Riyo Chuchi: (Swooning) So manly.

Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Riyo Chuchi, Hisako, Universe 666 ARIA, Universe 666 Queen Beryl, Universe 666 Queen Nehelenia, Toy Freddy Fiona and Toy Bonnie Sakura, Toy Chica Karol and Cupcake Carly, Golden Freddy Maya / Meiko, Marionette Lina, and Balloon Girl Jeanette and hugged them in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Riyo Chuchi, Hisako, Universe 666 ARIA, Universe 666 Queen Beryl, Universe 666 Queen Nehelenia, Toy Freddy Fiona and Toy Bonnie Sakura, Toy Chica Karol and Cupcake Carly, Golden Freddy Maya / Meiko, Marionette Lina, and Balloon Girl Jeanette placed their hands on the massive hairy pecs of Lincoln and his clones.

And then, they all shared a passionate and romantic kiss and Lincoln slowly sank his fangs into the right traps of Riyo Chuchi, Hisako, Universe 666 ARIA, Universe 666 Queen Beryl, Universe 666 Queen Nehelenia, Toy Freddy Fiona and Toy Bonnie Sakura, Toy Chica Karol and Cupcake Carly, Golden Freddy Maya / Meiko, Marionette Lina, and Balloon Girl Jeanette and fed on their blood, and his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings and medium-sized white angel wings and small sized white angel wings underneath with aurora and orange tips spread out and his large gold halo and four large orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head glowed.

He slowly unlatched his fangs from their traps as they healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and Nico and I saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and ten-pack abs.

Me: (Whistles) Wow, it looks like you really had a good time at Seaside Hill, eh, Lincoln?

Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...AWESOME!

Suddenly, twelve Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Riyo Chuchi, Hisako, Universe 666 ARIA, Universe 666 Queen Beryl, Universe 666 Queen Nehelenia, Toy Freddy Fiona and Toy Bonnie Sakura, Toy Chica Karol and Cupcake Carly, Golden Freddy Maya / Meiko, Marionette Lina, and Balloon Girl Jeanette on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links and jade beads from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Jade Necklaces of Shangdi along with white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.

Lily the Mermaid: Wow, now Riyo Chuchi, Hisako, Universe 666 ARIA, Universe 666 Queen Beryl, Universe 666 Queen Nehelenia, Toy Freddy Fiona and Toy Bonnie Sakura, Toy Chica Karol and Cupcake Carly, Golden Freddy Maya / Meiko, Marionette Lina, and Balloon Girl Jeanette are in your harem, Linky.

Riyo Chuchi, Hisako, Universe 666 ARIA, Universe 666 Queen Beryl, Universe 666 Queen Nehelenia, Toy Freddy Fiona and Toy Bonnie Sakura, Toy Chica Karol and Cupcake Carly, Golden Freddy Maya / Meiko, Marionette Lina, and Balloon Girl Jeanette showed the marks Lincoln made on the right sides of their necks.

Jenna: You guys had no trouble at all.

Riyo Chuchi: Nope, not at all, and we not only gave Lincoln a deep tissue massage, but he also gave us the same deep tissue massage, and he had us all swooning when he lifted thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000,000-lb barbells he summoned in his large and strong hands and eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and we were really swooning over him especially when he started showing off by flexing his muscles.

Serena Logan: (WHISTLES) Since when did he get THAT confident?!

Rarity: Well, you all helped in that matter.

Lincoln: She's right on that one, Serena.

Maria: Too bad Flip's kicked the bucket, now I can't give him the finger anymore.

Nico: You know we made a clone of that mutant.

Lincoln: He's right, along with clones of Icky Vicky, Trina Riffins, Dark Amy, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, Margie, and Brad Uppercrust III to join Bubble Bass, Lewis Travolta, NO MA'AM, Mindy, Mandy, The Platypus Brothers, and Schnozmo who are still imprisoned at Lynn's Table.

Eli: That's right.

Maria: Oh right, I forgot. Well, let 'em have it.

We then saw Lincoln form a viewing window, and then, Lincoln snapped his fingers.

SNAPS FINGERS!

We saw a massive funnel appeared in mouths of the clones of Flip, Flop, Slip, Icky Vicky, Trina Riffins, Dark Amy, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, Margie, and Brad Uppercrust III, and in the mouths of Bubble Bass, Lewis Travolta, NO MA'AM, Mandy, Mindy, Schnozmo, and The Platypus Brothers, and then, massive cartons of the extremely powerful laxatives that Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta appeared over the funnel.

Eli: (GASPS) ARE THOSE...?!

Nico: The extremely powerful laxatives Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta?!

Luna: DO IT, BRO!

Then, the extremely powerful laxatives were dumped into their mouths and the funnel was removed. Then, their stomachs gurgled and rumbled, and then...!

MASSIVELY LOUD AND EXTREMELY WET FART!

The clones of Flip, Flop, Slip, Icky Vicky, Trina Riffins, Dark Amy, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, Margie, and Brad Uppercrust III, and in the mouths of Bubble Bass, Lewis Travolta, NO MA'AM, Mandy, Mindy, Schnozmo, and The Platypus Brothers farted and massive tons of gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies exploded out of their asses like crazy!

The clones of Flip, Flop, Slip, Icky Vicky, Trina Riffins, Dark Amy, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, Margie, and Brad Uppercrust III, and in the mouths of Bubble Bass, Lewis Travolta, NO MA'AM, Mandy, Mindy, Schnozmo, and The Platypus Brothers stopped farting like crazy and we were laughing hysterically.

Lincoln: That's still as hilarious as ever! (LAUGHS)

Nico: Man, those laxatives are really powerful, I still remember when you tried that prank on me years ago, Connor, but that failed.

Eli: Because of you using Walker's powers.

Connor Chan: Okay, that was still as hilarious as ever!

Nico: When the next humiliation session starts, we've got much worse for them. (SMIRKING LIKE A DEMON)

Me: Oh man, are they in trouble.


Later it was time for Ocellus, Ink Rose and Lola Ferrington's final mission.

Nico: Anyone else want to go with Ocellus, Ink Rose, and Lola? Besides Missy Rodgers, UA Iron Man, Jason James, and Maria's fellow Meta Breed members.

Yusuke Godai: I'll come.

Matau: Me too.

Sportsmaster: So will I.

Nico: Okay.

Princess Celestia: Me and the princesses of Equestria will come too.

Nico: Okay then.

Poromon: I'll go too as well.

Vince: I'll go too.

Me: Awesome!

We were off.

We arrived.

Ray: Hey guys!

Nadia: (Russian Accent) Good to see you all.

Me: You too.

Ocellus: Guys Missy Rodgers, UA Iron Man, Jason James, and Maria's fellow Meta Breed members and Yusuke, Matau and Sportsmaster.

Yusuke Godai: Awesome to meet you too. I'm Yusuke Godai, Leader of the Kuuga Riders.

Missy Rodgers: I'm Missy Rodgers, one of Nico's friends.

UA Iron Man: I'm Iron Man, but one from a different universe.

Jason James: Name's Jason James.

Matau: I'm Matau the Toa Metru of Wind.

Sportsmaster: And the name's Lawrence "Crusher" Crock, but everyone calls me Sportsmaster.

Ray: Awesome to meet you all!

Carol: And this is my husband.

Vince: Name's Vince Pusateri.

Me: Vince used to be my second in command of the team before Nico.

Vince Pusateri: Yep.

Gabe: Cool! Awesome to meet you.

Poromon: I'm one of the mascots! Poromon.

Allie Underhill: Oh wow! Awesome to meet you.

Maria: And these are my fellow teammates of the Meta Breed.

Ebon: Awesome to meet you. I'm Ivan Evans but everyone calls me Ebon.

Rubberband Man: I'm his brother Adam, but everyone calls me Rubberband Man

Kangor: (Jamaican Accent) I'm Kangor mon.

Francis: I'm Francis Stone. I formerly went by Hotstreak.

Teresa: I'm Teresa. I formerly went by Talon.

Carmen Dillo: I'm Carmen Dillo.

Puff: I'm Puff.

Shiv: I'm Shiv.

Onyx: I'm Onyx.

Ferret: I'm Ferret.

Static Shock: I'm Virgil Hawkins. But everyone calls me Static Shock.

Gear: Richie Folley but everyone calls me Gear.

Ray: Wow! Awesome to meet you all.

Me: The Meta Breed were all mutated by the Quantum Vapor and given their powers from it like Maria was.

Princess Celestia: I'm Princess Celestia, Princess of the Sun and Ruler of Equestria. I'm also for the Light Skylanders.

Princess Luna: I'm Princess Luna, Princess of the Night and also for the Dark Skylanders.

Princess Cadance: I'm Princess Cadance, Princess of Love and Ruler of the Crystal Empire.

Flurry Heart: I'm Flurry Heart, Princess of Light.

Allie Underhill: Wow! It's an honor.

Nadia: Same here.

UA Iron Man: Specifically, I'm from a world where the SRA happened.

Ray: SRA?

Me: It stands for Superhero Registraton Act. It was a failed ordinence where the government was the only one that controls all heroes and they were to be used as weapons for their own purpose.

Nico: Yeah it was terrible.

Ray: Oh man!

Me: Lot of good that did. Here.

I showed them a copy of the document of it.

Me: I always keep a copy of the document with me to show people in case.

He read it and it was crazy.

Ray: WHOA! That is crazy!

Me: It was.

Jason James: You can also call me… Z Strap!

Me: Jason is from New Eden City and he and his friends got their powers because of a mutagenic ooze.

Allie Underhill: Really?

Me: Yeah.

Gabe: Wait, I remember seeing a huge massive explosion last year.

Me: That was a huge rocket we stopped that was launched from there.

Missy Rodgers: It's a really terrible story. But it was mostly for my missions.

Allie Underhill: Oh man! I'm glad you're all okay.

Missy: We are too. Also I'm the gene-slammer of Mewtwo. It's awesome.

Gabe: Wow!

Ray: Ink Rose, what can you tell me about yourself?

Ink Rose: Well I'm a fashion designer and I make fashions for the goths.

Ray: Wow!

Allie Underhill: That is cool.

Me: Yep they sure are cool.

Allie: Lola, how did you meet Nico?

Lola Ferrington: I met him in computer class and we became great friends.

Eli: Yep.

Nico: Yep. So, has anything been happening since last visit?

Allie Underhill: Well we got word that Master Tiera and the Choten are back and they are in the Fire Civilization.

Me: WHOA! Now I can show the Choten who he is dealing with and until the big day for Ocellus and team we're going to banish him to the Warp until then.

Ray: The Warp?

Me: It's an interdimensional plane that we use as a prison. Before the Black Gates we thought it would be where we would get rid of the most evil bad guys forever. But after the Black Gates were compromised by Anti-Monitor we use the Black Abyss now.

Poromon: It's true.

Maria: Yeah. Also I heard about what happened to Tiera. I think she was brainwashed by him.

Carol: I have that same feeling too.

Maria: Tiera is also in "love" with him

Me: SAY WHAT!?

I opened my mouth so wide that MY skeleton fell out!

Nico: WHOA!

I put my skeleton back.

Me: Thanks a lot Nico! Now you got ME doing it!

Nico: Sorry.

Me: But that is crazy! Also Tiera should never be in love with a monster like the Choten.

Alakshmi Verma: (Laos Accent) I agree there myself as well.

Yusuke Godai: I agree too.

Teresa: I think she's a Yandere

Ray: Yandere?

Me: It's a Japanese term to describe someone who is sweet, caring, and innocent before switching into someone who displays an extreme, often violent or psychotic, level of devotion to a love interest.

Ray: Oh man! That is dangerous.

Eli: It sure is.

Nico: You'll see firsthand when we find her

Eli: Yeah.

Allie Underhill: Okay.

Me: Oh here is your legend items.

I gave Gabe, Ray, Allie, Nadia and Alakshmi their legend items.

Me: You'll love who your archenemies are for the M.O.E.

Princess Celestia: Yeah they are gonna be amazing.

Me: Yep.

Nico: Lets get a move on then.

I opened a portal and we were off to the Fire Civilization!


We arrived.

Me: WHOA! Wow! So this is the Fire Civilization. I remember seeing that it was more industrial like. But this is more of a volcanic mountain range.

Nico: I know.

Ray: You're right.

Yusuke Godai: Henshin!

He transformed!

Me: Yeah!

Then Pyra Houou, Aqua Sirena, Fern Natura, Noir Shadow and Lyra Hikari came.

Nico: Hey girls!

Pyra Houou: Looks like we got here just in time.

Aqua Sirena: We got word that the Choten is here.

Me: Yep.

Pyra Houou: Perfect. Now we can banish him to the warp.

Me: I said the exact same thing.

Nico: Good.

Francis: My kind of place!

Nico: Yeah!

Me: Same here.

Eli: I sense Tiera and Choten that way (Points to the north) 500 yards.

Me: Lets get a move on.

We went there.

We walked and saw in a huge arena, THE CHOTEN AND TIERA!

Me: Targets sighted. Now we'll show you guys how we do our entrance.

Ray: Lets do it.

We went at them.

Choten: They should be here.

Then...

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion blasted off above them and a Phoenix Cry was heard and then we landed.

Me: August Choten or do you prefer to be called The Choten?

Choten: The famous Team Loud Phoenix Storm. How nice of you to pay me a visit. And Maria Rockell and Carol Pingrey. You girls are looking as lovely as ever.

Maria: It's Maria Dunbar now.

Carol: And Carol Pusateri now!

Pyra Houou: I would say it's good to see you again August. But we would be lying.

Choten: I'm flattered that you still remember me Pyra.

Pyra Houou: Not much can be said about all the terrible atrocities that you committed over the years.

Me: And Master Tiere. Nice to finally meet you in person. Sorry to break up such a romantic moment but I'm afraid the Choten isn't your type.

Tiere: We'll see about that!

Teresa: What did I tell you? Yandere.

I unsheathed the Sword of Fiery Cataclysm.

Choten: I see you have the Sword of Fiery Cataclysm. Hand that over please.

Me: Not gonna happen.

Choten: So I take it you came here to wed us?

Pyra Houou: No to bury you.

Me: After we kill you.

I teleported and punched him in his face and knocked him into the ground.

Tiere: DARLING!

Maria teleported in front of her!

Maria: You need a better boyfriend Tiere!

There was silence before Tiere bitch slapped her

But her face turned into pure water and reformed.

Maria: You know that won't work on me.

I did some spins and flips and fired blades of fire and slashed him all over!

Choten: WHAT!? HOW DID YOU DO THAT!?

Me: As if I would tell you!

Maria kicked Tiere in her face and knocked her down.

But then she saw a bandage on the back of her neck.

Maria: What the?

Maria took it off her and saw that it was a mind control chip.

Maria: Aha! A Mind control chip!

Choten: DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH HER!

I kicked him in his face.

Yusuke: I'm going to go Amazing Mighty form!

He transformed into his awesome Amazing Mighty Form!

Nico: OH YEAH!

Maria removed the chip.

Maria: You are free Tiere.

Tiere woke up and she had a NASTY HEADSPLITTING Headache.

Tiere: (Groans) What a headache. How did I? (Sees me fighting Choten) (GASP) J.D. Knudson!? I got to help him!

I slashed Choten all over and fired blasts of fire. He was blasted all over.

I then spun and flipped and blasts of fire flew around me.

Me: I summon INFERNUS THE IMMOLATOR!

I summoned said monster and he roared ferociously!

Yusuke got out his Kuuga weapon

Yusuke: SWORD OF THE TITAN!

He fired blades of energy and slashed him.

Choten did flips and moves and water formed around him.

Choten: AQUA CHASER, RUSALKA!

He summoned his monster and I used my moves and Infernus blasted it and destroyed it!

Me: That was pathetic.

I slashed him more.

Me: Lets see you top this. (ECHOING) RAGE OF INFERNO! 超弾動閃煌斬

I swung the Sword of Fiery Cataclysm and fired a massive and intensely powerful vortex of fire and light!

Eli: DRAGON OF THE DARKNESS FLAME! 炎殺黒龍波

Eli fired a blast of pitch black fire as hot as the sun and it formed into a dragon!

Me and Eli: (ECHOING) RAGING INFERNO UNDERWORLD DRAGON BLAST! 炎殺黒龍波超弾動閃煌斬

The blasts combined and formed into an intensely powerful and hot super dragon of fire and light and it hit the Choten and exploded with intense power!

EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND UNBELIEVABLY POWERFUL FIERY EXPLOSION OF INTENSE POWER!

THE CHOTEN WAS BLASTED THROUGH 4 ROCK WALLS AND SMASHED INTO THE GROUND UNDER RUBBLE!

Ray: WHOA! That was powerful!

Tiere: HOLY FIREBALLS! That was intense!

Choten got up and he was REALLY PISSED!

Choten fired a massive blast of darkness.

Missy got out her Kuuga weapon.

Missy: SHIELD OF THE INDESTRUCTIBLE JUST!

She blocked the blast and deflected it back and blasted him down.

UA Iron Man got out his Kuuga weapon

UA Iron Man: THE SWORD OF EMERALD RANGERS!

He fired blasts of emerald energy and blasted him all over.

Ray: Lets see what these can do. SWORD OF THE ORANGE LILY!

He fired orange lily fire blasts and blasted him all over.

Me: YEAH! Ray, Your archenemy is the Orange Lily Ranger of Kakurangers.

Nico: They are Evil Flower Rangers from Japan.

Ray: They should've been adapted honestly!

Me: That you'll get no argument from me! They would have been so cool!

Pyra Houou: I agree there!

Eli: Yeah no kidding!

Me: Yep!

Allie Underhill: Lets see who I got. SWORD OF THE PURPLE ORCHID!

She fired waves of orchid fire blasts and blasted Choten all over.

Me: COOL! Allie you have the Purple Orchid Ranger of Kakurangers as your archenemy.

Gabe: Lets see here. SWORD OF THE GREEN LOTUS!

He fired waves of green fire and lotus petals and blasted Choten all over!

Me: Awesome! Gabe you have the Green Water Lotus Ranger of Kakurangers as your archenemy.

Gabe: So me, Ray, Allie, Nadia and Alakshmi have each of the Flower Rangers of Kakurangers individually as our archenemies.

Me: That's right Gabe. You are very perceptive.

Gabe: Thanks.

Me: Their archenemy for them all together is Eartha Calliso the Embodiment and Legacy and gene-slammer of Fluttershy.

Eli: It's true.

Ocellus: That's right.

Gabe: Amazing!

Jason got out his Kuuga weapon.

Jason James: SWORD OF THE ROBOT APOCALYPSE OF SKYNET!

He fired blasts of energy and lasers and blasted Choten all over the place.

Nico: YEAH!

Me: Tiere here!

I gave her legend items.

Me: Your legend items. Drakus gave you an archenemy.

Tiere: Thank you!

She used her Kuuga Weapon!

Tiere: CLEAVER OF THE TITANIUM SUSHI CHEF!

She slashed Choten all over the place.

Poromon got on a slingshot

Poromon: FIRE!

He fired and bashed Choten all over.

Me: I know the rest of the mascots aren't here but watch this guys. NIGHTMARE STYLE NINJA ART: MASSACRE OF THE HUNDRED ACRE WOOD!

I fired waves of darkness and it formed into Blood and Honey Pooh, Piglet, Lumpy, Kanga, Roo, Tigger, Rabbit, Owl and Eeyore and they slashed and mangled Choten all over the place!

Ray: What was that?

Nico: We'll tell you guys about that on the big day

Me: Yeah.

Poromon: It's an ugly story.

Me: Yeah.

But then a purple energy ball flew and it hit the Choten!

SMASH!

Me: WHOA!

We then saw PALKIA!

Me: WHOA! Palkia!

Poromon: Do I know that one?

Princess Cadance: I think I do too.

She used Telepathy and gasped!

Princess Cadance: OH MAN! That's Kyanite Sombra!

Poromon: Kyanite!

Me: Wait her last name is Sombra!?

Princess Cadance: We'll explain later!

Me: Lets help her!

Me, Cadance and Poromon went to help her!

Princess Cadance: Kyanite it's me and Poromon! Remember!?

All she did was use Spacial Rend

She fired a Pink Energy blast and we dodged it and it hit Choten and blasted him down.

Me: WHOA! That is powerful!

Princess Cadance: Lets help her!

Poromon: Right! (Echoing) LIGHTNING JAVELIN!

He fired a blast of lightning and blasted her.

Cadance and me blasted her with lightning too.

Me: Now lets help her! (SNAPS FINGERS)

She reverted back and was a girl with black hair, pink eyes, and had Palkia in the middle of her forehead and had purple angel wings and had a green and pink version of King Sombra's cutie mark on her arm!

Me and Cadance wrapped her in a blanket.

Me: That's King Sombra's cutie mark.

Princess Cadance: She's the direct descendant of King Sombra.

WE GASPED!

Me: What the fuck!

Princess Cadance: I know! But listen. She is not like her ancestor at all. She is pure good and loves all over her friends and more. She wants to sever the bond of the evil blood of King Sombra.

Me: That we can definitely be sure about.

Poromon: Yeah!

Me: King Sombra was pure evil incarnate.

Princess Cadance: I know.

She woke up to see Poromon staring at her

Poromon: Hi Kyanite.

Kyanite Sombra: (GASP) Poromon! Wow! Awesome to see you again you little pipsqueak.

Poromon: I missed you.

Kyanite Sombra: Me too. Cadance? Wow! Awesome to see you again.

Princess Cadance: You too Kyanite.

Me: You were turned into a Palkia because of Dark Gale.

Kyanite Sombra: Oh man! I remember.

FLASHBACK

She was in a purple suit and injected and then she turned into energy and busted out and then turned into Palkia! She flew out.

FLASHBACK ENDS

Kyanite Sombra: It was awful.

Me: You'll have to tell us about your role in Sonya's team later.

Maria: Lets get you some clothes.

Maria came and gave her awesome new purple and black clothes and an amazing space scythe.

Kyanite Sombra: Wow! I look awesome.

Me: You sure do. Lets go help everyone else.

We agreed and blasted Choten. But then he was entombed in a prison cell of building blocks?

Matau: Um… aren't we sending him to the Warp?

Me: That wasn't me.

Nico: It was her!

We saw a girl with red and blue hair and she had red eyes and black clothes and had black wings and had a tiara with Bloxx on it!

Me: (GASP) Rena Bloxx!

Rena Bloxx: (GRUNT) Thought I would hold you off till (GRUNT) I get cured.

Me: Thanks Rena!

Rena lost control, forms her hands into cannons and fires multiple explosive blocks at Sportsmaster

Sportsmaster: WHOA!

We ducked and the blasts exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!

I fired the antidote ray and injected her.

Me: There!

Kyanite Sombra: This is gonna be a good one!

She fired waves of crystal energy and blasted her down.

Sportsmaster charged at her

She kicked her down.

Matau got out his Kuuga weapon.

Matau: SWORD OF THE SCIENCE STORM!

He fired waves of energy and blasted her.

Princess Celestia got out her Kuuga Weapon.

Princess Celestia: SWORD OF THE SUN STORM!

She fired waves of light and energy and blasted her.

Princess Luna got out her Kuuga Weapon.

Princess Luna: SWORD OF THE NIGHT DARK!

She fired waves of darkness and stars and blasted her all over.

Poromon got out his Kuuga weapon

Poromon: THE SWORD OF BLOOD AND HONEY DEMISE! LOOK AT IT!

He fired waves of blood and darkness and blasted her all over. SHE SCREAMED IN HORROR!

He pecked her.

POINK POINK POINK POINK!

Ebon and the Metabreed blasted and smashed her all over.

Then Kyanite blasted her all over.

Kyanite Sombra: Lets see how you like this!

She fired waves of darkness and blasted her down. She got cured.

Rena Bloxx: (Groans) What hit me?

Me: Ugly story.

Eli: Lets finish this.

Me: Right.

We fired waves of energy and then it hit Choten and he was banished to the Warp.

Me: Good riddance!

Nico: He'll be back.

Me: Yep.

Nico: What's your role in Sonya's team?

Kyanite Sombra: Oh I'm the Crystalmancer and Stellar Star Master of the team. I use the powers of the Stars and Crystals to defeat the enemies of the team.

Me: That is cool!

Kyanite Sombra: Yep. Also outside the team I teach the history of the Crystal Empire to kids at school.

Me: Awesome job.

Kyanite Sombra: Yep. Wait. J.D. I thought you looked familiar. You killed my ancestor 1,000 years ago! Wow! I am forever in your debt.

Me: That was awesome but I'm glad you recognize me.

Eli: Yep.

Maria: How did you meet Poromon?

Kyanite Sombra: I met him on a shopping trip in Gotham Royal York and he saved me from being mugged.

Me: That is amazing.

Nico: Wow! Well done Poromon.

Me: Yeah.

Ocellus: That is awesome.

Ray: Occelus, ever since I met you, Lola, and Ink Rose, I've seen you as sisters

Ocellus: Really? Oh Ray.

They hugged him.

Allie, Gabe and Nadia and Alakshmi hugged them too.

Me: So awesome.

Tiere: Guys I am so sorry for everything I did.

Me: It's not your fault Tiere. You were brainwashed.

Eli: Yeah.

Maria: At least you are free.

Nico: Yep.

Maria: And yeah you are free now.

Tiere: I'll gladly join the redemption squad.

Nico: Awesome.

We later went back home.


We came back home.

May: Hey guys how did it go?

Me: REALLY awesome!

We told everyone what happened.

May: WHOA! That is awesome!

Me: It sure was.

Qin: Yeah!

Nico: May, you, Lana, and Starfire are next for missions

Lana: AWESOME! King Ohgers next!

Starfire: Oh this will be glorious!

May: YEAH!

Me: Yeah!


We were busy watching TV, and many of us were doing work-outs to continue staying in tip-top shape, especially Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever and he was sweating like crazy.

Lincoln: We don't have long before the main mission starts, so I still got to keep myself busy.

Me: That's true, and we're also doing work-outs just like you, Lincoln.

Nico: Yep.

Then, we saw Lincoln deadlift a massive thirty-five-ton barbell with ease, and we were stunned.

Eli: Whoa!

And of course, the constant workouts that Lincoln has been doing had also caused his harem to get massive atomic red blushes on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were really bleeding upon seeing their hotter, sexier, manlier hunk of a future husband.

Lily the Mermaid: (Turned On) My God, Linky truly is one hunky muscle god.

Girl Jordan: (Turned On) Big time.

We finished our workouts, and Lincoln sprayed us with water and soap and we were all clean. Then, his harem kissed him on his face and steam whistled out of his ears and his face turned atomic red.

Lance Loud: Honestly, Lynnie, I'm still that surprised that Lincoln's attracted a ton of girls.

Lynn Sr.: Even Rita and I were stunned, and after hearing all of the trouble he's been through because of Chase Young's Dark Side turning Principal Huggins, Chandler, Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan into those monsters from years ago, they wanted to protect him and make them pay.

Rita: But, in the end, those Dark Sides finally got The Black Gates and they'd since healed and repaired things with Lincoln.

Gluko: I think Kyanite should go with you guys on patrol.

Me: Good idea.

Poromon: I agree.

Me: I'll go too.

Kyanite Sombra: I agree there.

Poromon: Lets go.

We went down to the surface.

Poromon: Look! M&Ms!

Poromon then started eating them Pac Man Style

Me: Something is fishy.

Kyanite Sombra: Yeah I sense it.

Me: Wait look.

I saw a figure under a pile of bags.

Me: Oh no you don't!

I fired a wave of energy and it hit the garbage and exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

Out of the explosion came DANJIM from episode 1 of King Ohgers!


Danjim is a the Pill Bug-themed Kaijim of the Earth Empire Bagnarak, the first Kaijim to appear and be fought by the King-Ohgers and a minor antagonist in Ohsama Sentai King-Ohger, appearing as the main antagonist in the first episode and as a supporting antagonist of the tenth and nineteenth episodes.

His Diamond form was voiced by Susumu Chiba.

As prophesied, the seal over the Earth Empire Bugnarak lifts in 2023 exactly two thousand years to the day that they were sealed away and they resume their plans to conquer the Earth as well as get revenge for their defeat long ago. By this time, the five heroes that originally sealed them away have created five separate tribes so the Bugnarak focus their attacks on these to prevent potential resistance and begin with Shugoddam. Led by Naraka King Desnarak VIII himself, an army of Kaijim and Sanagim attack and devastate the kingdom with Danjim being amongst them. Danjim first appears in Bugnarak's invasion of Shugoddam in modern times, smashing opening a castle wall and rampaging along with the other Bugnarak forces. The King-Ohgers' efforts to stop the invasion are hampered by Racules Hastie's treachery until his brother Gira steals his OhgerCalibur and it chooses him to become Kuwagata-Ohger and fight off the Bagnarack with King-Ohger. In the fight with Ohgers, Danjim eventually face the heroes and fights them. At first, the forces seem unequaled but the King-Ohgers fight Danjim and successfully manage to beat the monster and kill Danjim with King-Ohger.

A creature would later be reborn as DezuDaijim alongside four other Kaijim after being birthed from a cocoon, despite their numbers, the newly unlocked Legend King-Ohger would make swift work of the DezuKaijim.

The monster would later be reborn yet again as DiamondDanjim used during the Bugnarak takeover of Shugoddam. Covering the escape of the Bugnarak general's, it would be slain by Extreme King-Ohger. After Racules betrays Dagded Dujardin, Jeramie Brasieri recalls King-Ohger killing Danjim as he tells the King-Ohgers of how Racules' plans led to this point.


Me: (GASP) Danjim the Pill Bug Bugnarak!

Kyanite Sombra: Who is he!?

Me: He is one of the King Ohgers Monsters. And I remember him. He was the first monster the King Ohgers faced too.

Kyanite Sombra: Oh man!

I called the rest of the team!

Danjim: You may have flushed me out. But it was so easy to lure your mascots!

Me: But I didn't fall for it that easily!

Kyanite Sombra: Me neither!

Me: Also you aren't on Chikyu. This is Earth! You're on OUR turf now!

I unsheathed my Ohgercalibur Sword and slashed him all over and blasted him with green energy blasts and massive explosions blasted out all over.

Then the rest of the team came!

Nico: Danjim! WHOA!

Lana: AWESOME!

May: This will be a good warmup!

Starfire: Lets get him!

Poromon: What do you even want anyway?

Danjim: Well, since the final battle, me and my fellow Bugnarak have needed purpose. And we got one. Which is getting your secret formula for beer!

Poromon:...we tell you nothing!

Me: What secret formula?

Poromon: Well we make our own beer. We have a good recipe.

Plankton: Wow! Just like the Krabby Patty Secret Formula.

Poromon: Yeah!

Lily: I'm getting a massive sense of Deja-Vu here. We're going to do land battles to defend the secret formula of Poromon's beer and stop the Bugnarak to get it.

Lana: Lets see you like this!

She unsheathed her Ohgercalibur and fired ice blades and blasted him.

Me: What the fuck would the Bugnarak want with Poromon's beer?

Danjim: We want to get rich with it!

Me: Well as long as we are here we won't let you get it!

Starfire: YEAH!

She unsheathed her Ohgercalibur and fired blades of energy and blasted him.

May: Taste the lightning!

May unsheahed her Ohgercalibur and fired blasts of lightining!

Me: Boy Gira and the King Ohgers are not gonna believe what the Bugnarak are after on Earth. It is funny though.

Danjim: Get them soldiers!

He summoned the King Ohger Footsoldiers!

He summoned Sanagim!

Me: Sanagim!

Qin: Ugly freaks!

May: YEAH!

They went at us and we slashed them all over!

MASSIVE FIERY EXPLOSIONS BLASTED OFF ALL OVER!

Keiichiro fired his VS Charger and blasted them all over.

Drillhorn: Have some of this!

He fired laser blasts and blasted Danjim all over.

Drillhorn: YEAH!

Lana, Starfire and May slashed the Sanagim all over and blasted them.

Lana: Lets get him!

Lana, Starfire and May: KING OHGER ULTRASLASH BLAST!

They fired waves of blades of energy and slashed Danjim and then...

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!

He exploded!

Me: YEAH!

Nico: Danjim you have failed this city!

Poromon: YEAH! No one touches me secret formular!

WE LAUGHED!

I caught a gem and it was the Soul God Gem of the Pillbug.

Me: The Pillbug God Soul Gem.

Nico: Wow!

Poromon: Isn't someone supposed to appear?

Me: Not this time.

Qin: Yeah.

Lola: That is normally the case but I guess not this time.

Then some Sanagim appeared.

?: (WOLF HOWL)

Then out came a girl with blue hair, blue eyes and blue clothes and blue wings and had the symbol of the Wolf Ranger of Wild Force on her forehead and on her shirt and skirt and had a wolf sword and had Zen-Aku's flute on her hip.

Maridia Baliton: Maridia Baliton, embodiment of the Howling Wolf!

Merrick: Maridia!?

Maridia Baliton: Good to see you after all these years brother. I got this.

She fired moonlight blades and destroyed them.

Maridia Baliton: That was awesome.

Nosecone: You can relax. Zen Aku's actually a cool guy

Maridia Baliton: I heard he was put into the M.O.E. I'm glad about that.

Me: Yep.

Nico: Wow! First monster of the King Ohgers destroyed.

Me: It sure is.

Needle Man: A secret formula? No wonder it's popular than most beer!

Me: Well as long as we're around the Bugnarak are not going to get it.

Camie: That is for sure.

Poromon: Thanks guys.

Me: No problem. But Gira and team are gonna have a field day when they hear about this.

Eli: No kidding.

Lana: Yeah I'll say!

Plankton: These attempted thefts will probably go on for about 3 more days

Me: How much do you think you're willing to bet on that Plankton?

Plankton: I'll bet you a huge feast at the Krusty Krab on that.

Me: Always up for a good feast at the Krusty Krab.

Plankton: And 50 bucks

Me: Deal.

I held out my finger and he shook it.

We went back home.


Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye and the eyes on the shoulder blades of his massive white angel wings and four sets of large white angel wings under his massive white angel wings, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more and our rainbow energy auras, rainbow protective auras, and rainbow fire auras flared up even more, and a vision orb formed in our left hands, and we saw who the figures were in the vision: to our anger, it was none other than Big D, he's broken out of prison, and he's out for revenge against Musa. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Lincoln, me, and Nico: YOU'VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING!

Eli: Please, tell me that wasn't who I think I we just saw!

Lincoln: Afraid so, Eli.

Lincoln sounded the alarm and everyone came in.

May: We heard the alarm, what's wrong, Lincoln?

Lincoln: Everyone, we've got a huge emergency, and this is someone we're not going to like seeing in the slightest: I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today: to our anger, it was none other than Big D, he's broken out of prison, and he's out for revenge against Musa.

WE GASPED!

Qin: WHAT?!

May: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

Musa: So, we've got Big D to deal with once again. Well, then, he's heading for prison once again.

Eli: But, not before we kick the tar out of him!

Lincoln: And give him another proper lesson in music once more.

Me: You got that right.

Nico: That loser's going straight back to prison. Where's he at, Lincoln?

Lincoln: That loser's back in California.

Me: Where it all began long ago.

Nico: And where it'll end once and for all. Alright, team, let's go, this is the last time we ever have to deal with that loser.

Lincoln: He's going straight to back to prison, that's for sure.

Me: Yeah!

Diabolico came.

Diabolico: I'm ready for some fun too.

Musa: Same here!

The previous group came.

Technus: Can me, Common Cold, Xaldin, Katnappe, Roquefort, Waffle Woman, Salami Swami, Oculous, Magma and Mirror Master go with you guys?

Nico: Yes you all can come with.

Lola: Awesome!

Lana: Yeah!

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back, the eyes on the shoulder blades of his massive angel wings and four sets of large white angel wings underneath his massive angel wings, and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and the rainbow colored iris of Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more and our rainbow energy auras, rainbow protective auras, and rainbow fire auras flared up even more, as we sensed some massive dark energy signals with our eyes and the Force, and a vision orb formed in our left hands, and we saw who the figures were in the vision: they were none other than Damian Phillips, Carly Sanders, Bruce Davis, Phoebe Lawrence, and Nathan Matthews, the old enemies of the Bikini Babes Lincoln met three years ago on Anna's babysitting adventure, and even worse, they're the minions of Belle Muldoon's insane evil sister, Billie Muldoon, and they're out for revenge. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Lincoln: What the?

Me: Lincoln, who were those bastards?

Lincoln: Five losers I hoped never to see again, and this is going to be trouble: the figures we sensed are none other than Damian Phillips, Carly Sanders, Bruce Davis, Phoebe Lawrence, and Nathan Matthews, the old enemies of the Bikini Babes that I met three years ago on Anna's babysitting adventure, and even worse, they're the minions of Belle Muldoon's insane evil sister, Billie Muldoon, and they're out for revenge.

WE GASPED!

Leni: What the?

Lori: Oh no, I literally hoped never to have to deal with those five pieces of garbage again. If they're back in town, that means Billie Muldoon's back from The Black Gates thanks to Anti-Monitor. This is not good!

Lincoln: We've got to take them down one at a time, and this'll piss off Billie Muldoon at the same time as well.

Belle Muldoon: Great idea, and I can guess who's going to face them on those five days.

Suddenly, five tornadoes of fire, earth, water, light, and darkness erupted from nowhere, and we saw the Bikini Babes, but they each have powers of fire, earth, water, light, and darkness, along with colored angel wings of their corresponding elements.

Me: Whoa!

Nico: Oh man, you five have gotten powers of fire, earth, water, light, and darkness.

Lincoln: That they did.

Adriana Pyromallis: That's right, and we didn't properly introduce ourselves three years ago, so let us properly introduce ourselves. I'm Adriana Pyromallis, Bikini Babe of Fire, as you all know, I'm the leader of the five smoking hot Bikini Babes whom you met on Anna's babysitting adventure three years ago and wound up getting impressed by Lincoln and were even more impressed by his parkour and dodgeball skills during that dodgeball match. Then, three years later, as you know, we were saved by Lincoln from an army of demons sent by the bloodthirsty Sebastian as a contingency plan long before his Dark Side was removed by Nyx and finally kicked the bucket and got The Black Gates. Eventually, I became part of Lincoln's harem, and I wound up getting fire powers along with fire angel wings, thanks to a very intense and passionate lovemaking session we had with our white-haired hunk of a future husband, now I've become way too smoking hot for villains to handle, but not for Lincoln!

Amber Adamina: I'm Amber Adamina, Bikini Babe of Earth, I'm the second of the smoking hot Bikini Babes whom you met on Anna's babysitting adventure three years ago and wound up getting impressed by Lincoln and were even more impressed by his parkour and dodgeball skills during that dodgeball match. Then, three years later, we were saved by Lincoln from an army of demons sent by the bloodthirsty Sebastian as a contingency plan long before his Dark Side was removed by Nyx and finally kicked the bucket and got The Black Gates. Eventually, I became part of Lincoln's harem, and I wound up getting earth powers along with green angel wings, thanks to a very intense and passionate lovemaking session she and her friends had with our white-haired hunk of a future husband, now I've become way too smoking hot for villains to handle, but not for Lincoln!

Adele Douglas: I'm Adele Douglas, Bikini Babe of Water, I'm the third of the smoking hot Bikini Babes whom you met on Anna's babysitting adventure three years ago and wound up getting impressed by Lincoln and were even more impressed by his parkour and dodgeball skills during that dodgeball match. Then, three years later, we were saved by Lincoln from an army of demons sent by the bloodthirsty Sebastian as a contingency plan long before his Dark Side was removed by Nyx and finally kicked the bucket and got The Black Gates. Eventually, I became part of Lincoln's harem, and I wound up getting water powers along with blue angel wings, thanks to a very intense and passionate lovemaking session I had with our white-haired hunk of a future husband, now she's become way too smoking hot for villains to handle, but not for Lincoln!

Ashley Calingasan: I'm Ashley Calingasan, Bikini Babe of Light, I'm the fourth of the smoking hot Bikini Babes who we met on Anna's babysitting adventure three years ago and wound up getting impressed by Lincoln and were even more impressed by his parkour and dodgeball skills during that dodgeball match. Then, three years later, we were saved by Lincoln from an army of demons sent by the bloodthirsty Sebastian as a contingency plan long before his Dark Side was removed by Nyx and finally kicked the bucket and got The Black Gates. Eventually, I became part of Lincoln's harem, and I wound up getting light powers along with white angel wings, thanks to a very intense and passionate lovemaking session I had with our white-haired hunk of a future husband, now I've become way too smoking hot for villains to handle, but not for Lincoln!

Brooke Nightshade: And I'm Brooke Nightshade, Bikini Babe of Darkness, I'm the last of the smoking hot Bikini Babes whom you met on Anna's babysitting adventure three years ago and wound up getting impressed by Lincoln and were even more impressed by his parkour and dodgeball skills during that dodgeball match. Then, three years later, we were saved by Lincoln from an army of demons sent by the bloodthirsty Sebastian as a contingency plan long before his Dark Side was removed by Nyx and finally kicked the bucket and got The Black Gates. Eventually, I became part of Lincoln's harem, and I wound up getting darkness powers along with black angel wings, thanks to a very intense and passionate lovemaking session we had with our white-haired hunk of a future husband, now I've become way too smoking hot for villains to handle, but not for Lincoln!

Me: Whoa! So, you five wound up...!

Lincoln: Getting powers thanks to a very intense and passionate lovemaking session we had last year after I destroyed that army of demons sent by the bloodthirsty Sebastian as a contingency plan long before his Dark Side was removed by Nyx and finally kicked the bucket and got The Black Gates.

Adriana Pyromallis: Yep, and those five archenemies of ours are the worst of the worst: the thugs of Billie Muldoon, and we swore to put an end to them, and it's our turn first to deal with Damian Phillips.

Nico: (Whistles) Consider me stunned, you girls wound up getting elemental powers after an intense lovemaking with Lincoln, and now, you five girls have the chance to make those losers pay with their lives. Alright, team, let's go, this is the last time we ever have to deal with Big D.

Lincoln: That loser's going to be heading back to prison, and he'll never be free again, and once we get done with him, you're next, Damian Phillips.

Adriana Pyromallis: I can't believe that you and those other dirt-filled piles of garbage have come back after finding out that Billie Muldoon has come back from The Black Gates. Well, too bad for her, her little scheme of revenge against Leni and all of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's about to be ground into dust, and I'm gonna start by getting rid of you, Damian Phillips.

Heckyl: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next?

Nico: BlackWarGreymon next.

Me: Whoa! That one is gonna be strong.

Camie: Yep.

Lola: Yeah.

Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and all of us headed out to California to deal with Big D and send him right back to prison for good, and once we took him down once more, Lincoln and Adriana Pyromallis, Bikini Babe of Fire, are going to destroy Damian Phillips, the first of the minions of Belle Muldoon's insane evil sister, Billie Muldoon, and send him straight to The Black Abyss to piss Billie Muldoon off!

We were off.


We arrived.

Me: We're here.

Qin: Yep. In California.

Camie: Yep.

Katnappe: I was just about to suggest calling Diabolico

Me: Looks like he came to save us the trouble of calling him.

Qin: Yeah.

Xenia: He sure did.

Apeface (to Sunny Bridges): Sunny, your school is here, right?

Sunny Bridges: Yep. It's right there.

We saw his school.

Me: Awesome! Good thing I brought our instruments for this.

Qin: Cool!

Lola: This is gonna be fun.

Waffle Woman: Sunny, you like listening to the Blues, right?

Sunny Bridges: I like listening to all music.

Qin: Awesome.

Luna: Righteous dude. Music is awesome.

Sam S.L.: Yeah it sure is.

Whitney Loud: It sure is moms.

Lola: Yeah!

Junk Man: I honestly think we're going to include at least 6 songs in this battle

Me: I agree. And we can include our own too.

Qin: Yeah.

Lola: I like it.

Camie: This will be fun.

Varie: It sure will.

Magma: How are the M&Ms, Poromon?

Poromon: (Eating them) Mmm! They are good.

Magma: We saw the battle with Danjim. I had no idea the Bugnarak were after Poromon's beer.

Plankton: Boy it's like land versions of when I was stealing the Krabby Patty secret formular.

Lisa Loud: Or when Ophelia Shroud was stealing fathers recipes.

Magma: Boy DEJA-VU!

Nico: My thoughts exactly.

Me: Yeah and Poromon we had no idea that your beer formula was so coveted.

Poromon: You never asked.

Me: Touche.

Skullcruncher: You should share those M&Ms

Poromon: I am.

Poromon shared them with the mascots.

Me: Good.

Mirror Master: I meant with us

Me: Don't worry guys I have enough for all of us.

I held open my jacket and showed a vending machine and pressed a button and it deposited M&M's.

Nico: WHOA! That is spiffy.

Me: Thanks.

I gave M&M's to all of us.

Nico: Thanks.

Mirror Master: Thank you.

Me: You're welcome.

Nico: How did you get that?

Me: Ed gave me the idea. He has a fridge in his jacket.

Ed: He's right guys.

He showed it.

Ed: Yep!

Nico: That is funny.

We then heard something.

Me: Hear that?

We heard it and it sounded like ominous divine singing.

Nico: I know this kind of situation.

Me: I've got a bad feeling about this.

Qin: Me too.

Lincoln: Whoa! I just had a premonition on who the Akuma is. It's Musa's Akuma, Meloaria. The Hypothetical Akuma of Musa and a master of music and the song and she has a deadly enchanted song that can draw people to their doom. She is a mermaid that is exactly like what the Dark Side of the Legend dictates. She was made because of the Trix destroying Melody and she vowed to make those three monsters pay for their crimes

WE GASPED!

He showed us a sketch of her and she was a mermaid with butterfly wings.

Me: Whoa! That is cool.

Lola: She's a beautiful mermaid.

Musa: Wow! I look awesome as a mermaid.

Me: And she was made because of the Trix destroying Melody!? That is REALLY crossing the line!

Icy: I can't believe we would do that in her world.

Stormy: That is rough.

Melody (Winx Club): She was made because they destroyed our home planet?

Me: Yeah.

Musa: Horrible huh.

Frenzy: Hey, Soundwave. How come you can't make sounds like that?

Soundwave: Soundwave uncertain.

Me: Hmm.

Oculous: Regardless, we need earplugs!

Me: Don't worry our powers will protect us from her.

Laney: It's coming from the park.

We then saw a man walking to the park.

Me: Look. Just follow that man.

We went to the park and saw Musa's Akuma on a rock in the middle fo the lake and around the rock was a HUGE PILE OF SKELETONS! She had the man come to her like he was in a hypnotic trance and he got on the rock and then SHE MORPHED INTO A SCARY FISH MONSTER AND SUCKED HIM DRY OF BLOOD AND LIFE FORCE AND REDUCED HIM TO A SKELETON!

WE GASPED IN UTTER SHOCK AND HORROR!

Me: WHOA MAN!

Luna: THAT IS BOGUS DUDES! AND I Thought MY Akuma was that scary!

Dreadbane: Dear God…

Nico: No kidding.

We went up to her.

Me: Meloaria, I presume.

Meloaria: So you all came.

Musa: I do look awesome as a mermaid.

Eli: This is one mermaid that Ariel would not like.

Ariel: That we can agree on too.

Buzzerbeak squawked.

Musa: He wants to know if you are still me.

Meloaria: I am still you Musa.

Me: Wow. But the Trix from your world REALLY crossed the line big time.

Flora: Just like how they destroyed Linphea in the world of My Akuma.

Nico: Yeah!

Icy: What we did there REALLY CROSSED the line.

Meloaria: That we can agree on.

Salami Swami: Musa, you need to calm down!

Meloaria: Not until the Trix of my world are dead.

Me: Then you leave us no choice.

Luna: You know what's funny is that my Akuma was a scary mermaid too and she killed thousands of people and left them all as a bloody mess.

Meloaria: Are you serious!?

Me: We're shitting you not! Luna's Akuma was HORRIFYING!

Meloaria: Wow! That is awful.

Me: It sure is! But so is this one.

I fired waves of energy and blasted her all over.

Lincoln: Time for a song of doom!

(THE MYSTICS DREAM BY LORENNA MCKENNITT PLAYS)

Leaves and flowers swirled around him.

Lincoln: (SINGING DIVINELY AS FLOWERS AND LEAVES SWIRLED AROUND HIM)


A clouded dream on an earthly night

Hangs upon the crescent moon

A voiceless song in an ageless light

Sings at the coming dawn

Birds in flight are calling there

Where the heart moves the stones

It's there that my heart is calling

All for, for the love of you

A painting hangs on an ivy wall

Nestled in the emerald moss

The eyes declare a truce of trust

And then it draws me far away

Where deep in the desert twilight

Sand melts in pools of the sky

When darkness lays her crimson cloak

Your lamps will call me home

And so it's there my homage's due

Clutched by the still of the night

And now I feel you move

And every breath, breath is full

So it's there my homage's due

Clutched by the still of the night

Even the distance feels so near

All for, for the love of you

A clouded dream on an earthly night

Hangs upon the crescent moon

A voiceless song in an ageless light

Sings at the coming dawn

Birds in flight are calling there

Where the heart moves the stones

It's there that my heart is longing for

All for, for the love of you


Lincoln fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers and lightning and blasted her all over.

Diabolico charged at her and fired waves of lightning and blasted her all over.

Me: YEAH!

Meloaria: My turn! Listen to the song of your death!

She fired sonic blasts at us and we dodged them.

Carol: Nice try! Now for me!

Bláþráður By Sigur Ros plays.

Iceland forms in the background.

Carol: (SINGING DIVINELY IN ICELANDIC AS THE AURORA SWIRLED AROUND HER)


Ósýnileg hún læðist aftan að

Óvarin er og ó undirbúin

Ósýnileg hún skríður aftan að

Óvarin er á fjallinu gengur

Ósýnileg hún stígur til jarðar

Ósýnileg hún rífur innan frá

Ef hann sá

Skrefunum fá

Á hnefunum blám

Og getur ekki talað

Eða þorstanum svalað

Nú missum við hakan

Og nedan kljúfum við klakan

Og núna finnum við að aleinn á ný

Og bresturs kom

Og núna missum við takið

Og núna dettum á bakið

Á snærisendanum að þau höngum á bláþræði

Ósýnileg þau svífa ofaná

Ósýnileg þau ylja við há

Ósýnileg í snjóskafi-num

Ósýnileg með lokuð augun

Éf hann sjá

Skrifunum fá

Á hnefunum blá

Ég get ekki talað

Eða þorstanum svalað

Hlustum við á þau

Nedan klifum við á þau

Núna finnum við að aleinn á ný

Missum við takið

Núna dettum af baki

Á snærisendanum að þau höngum á bláþræði

Bláþræði

Bláþræði

Bláþræði

Bláþræði

Bláþræði


She fired waves of energy and aurora and blasted her and knocked her out.

Vince: Way to go Carol!

Lilja: (Icelandic Accent) That was a great song! Love Sigur Ros.

Me: Yeah Carl loves it too.

Qin: Yeah!

Carl Carlson: It's true.

Lola: Yep.

Nico: Now we need to go get that jerk.

Me: We'll show him what TRUE music is all about.

Nico: You got an amazing entrance planned?

Me: You bet I do.

I got my axe guitar ready. It was a phoenix flame axe.

Luna Loud: Rockin axe dude!

Me: Thanks. I had it made for an occasion and mission such as this.

I strum a tune.

Me: I thought it would be awesome for this too.

Darkwing: I hope those men she killed weren't innocent...

Me: Same here.

Lucy Loud: Relax. They were all convicted criminals that did all kinds of horrible crimes.

Qin: That's a relief.

Eli: I sense Big D and he's 500 yards from here.

He pointed to the east.

Me: Lets get a move on then.

Nico: I agree. Lets make this battle of the bands literal.

Me: Yeah!

Nico: Entrance time people!

Me: Rainbooms Lets Shine Like Rainbows!

We powered up and went at him.

Big D was really pissed. He was really infuriated that we ruined him 2 years ago. But then the spirits of music came and swirled around him and then converged and then...

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion blasted off above him!

(THE NIGHT BEGINS TO SHINE BY B.E.R. PLAYS)

A total solar eclipse formed above him in the sky and then the explosion formed into a phoenix and it released a cry as we came out.

Me and the Rainbooms: (SINGING DIVINELY AS FIRE AND LIGHT AND DARKNESS SWIRLED AROUND US)


I saw you dance

From the corner

I caught your name

In a conversation

Playing hard-to-get

But I can understand

When I look at you

I see the story in your eyes

When we're dancing

The night begins to shine

Night begins to shine

The night begins to shine

Night begins to shine

When we're dancing

The night begins to shine

Talk 'til dawn

My heart was racing

I took you home

In the driving rain

Had my mind made up

I wanna feel your touch

When I look at you

I see the story in your eyes

When we're dancing

The night begins to shine

The night begins to shine

The night begins to shine

The night begins to shine

When we're dancing

The night begins to shine

The night begins to shine

(Night begins to shine)

The night begins to shine

Had my mind made up

I wanna feel your touch

When I look at you

I see the story in your eyes

When we're dancing

The night begins to shine

Night begins to shine

The night begins to shine

Night begins to shine

The night begins to shine

Night begins to shine

The night begins to shine

The night begins to shine

When we're dancing

The night begins to shine

Night begins to shine

The night begins to shine (the night begins to shine)

Night begins to shine

The night begins to shine (the night begins to shine)


We fired waves of darkness, light and fire and blasted Big D all over and knocked him down.

Qin: YEAH!

Me: Hello Big D.

Musa: Nice to see you again.

Big D: 2 years I've been planning payback on you...

Roquefort: And it leads up to this!

Me: Lets rock!

(HUMANS BEING BY VAN HALEN PLAYS)

Storm Clouds formed above us and lightning struck all over with tornadoes and wind and hail.

Me: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LIGHTNING STRUCK AROUND ME)


There is just enough Christ in me

To make me feel almost guilty

Is that why God made us bleed?

To make us see we're humans being?

You break this, I'll break all that

You break my balls with all your crap

Spread your disease like lemmings breeding

That's what makes us humans being

Shine on, shine on

Shine on, shine on

Yeah, some low-life, flat-head scum infects

The sickness in his eyes reflects

You wonder why your life is screaming

Wonder why we're humans being

Shine on, shine on

Shine on, shine on

Humans, humans being

We're just humans (that's what makes us)

Humans being (that's what makes us)

We're just humans (that's what makes us)

Humans being (that's what makes us)

We're just humans (that's what makes us)

Humans being (that's what makes us)

Humans being

We're just humans (that's what makes us)

Humans being (that's what makes us)

Humans being


I fired waves of lightning and blasted him all over the place!

Nico: YEAH! Never forget Van Halen!

Qin: Yeah!

Xaldin: Beware the wind of despair!

He fired waves of wind and tornadoes and blasted him all over.

Varie: Here is what J.D. would do to the Kisenian Blossom coming at us as an asteroid!

(NEMO BY NIGHTWISH PLAYS)

Darkness and stars swirled around her and then a massive asteroid was coming at us.

Varie: (SINGING DIVINELY AS DARKNESS, STARS AND WATER SWIRLED AROUND HER)


This is me, for forever

One of the lost ones

The one without a name

Without an honest heart as compass

This is me, for forever

One without a name

These lines the last endeavor

To find the missing lifeline

Oh, how I wish

For soothing rain

All I wish is to dream again

My loving heart

Lost in the dark

For hope I'd give my everything

My flower, withered between

The pages two and three

The once and forever bloom gone with my sins

Walk the dark path

Sleep with angels

Call the past for help

Touch me with your love

And reveal to me my true name

Oh, how I wish

For soothing rain

All I wish is to dream again

My loving heart

Lost in the dark

For hope I'd give my everything

Oh, how I wish

For soothing rain

Oh, how I wish to dream again

Once and for all

And all for once

Nemo my name forevermore

Nemo sailing home

Nemo letting go

Oh, how I wish

For soothing rain

All I wish is to dream again

My loving heart

Lost in the dark

For hope I'd give my everything

Oh, how I wish

For soothing rain

Oh, how I wish to dream again

Once and for all

And all for once

Nemo, my name forevermore

Name for evermore


Varie fired a massive Kamehameha Wave at it and it held it back and then the asteroid exploded with incredible and unbelievable power as the song was done and then it rained down onto Big D and exploded all over him.

Me: OH YEAH!

Agitos: (Gets out Mugic) Canon of Casualty!

He formed a spell and fired waves of energy and blasted him all over.

Nico: YEAH!

Camie: Lets show some fun!

(THE MUMMERS DANCE BY LORENNA MCKENNITT PLAYS)

Flowers and the Aurora Swirled around her as she was singing.

Camie: (SINGING DIVINELY)


Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh

When in the springtime of the year

When the trees are crowned with leaves

When the ash and oak, and the birch and yew

Are dressed in ribbons fair

When owls call the breathless moon

In the blue veil of the night

The shadows of the trees appear

Amidst the lantern light

We've been rambling all the night

And some time of this day

Now returning back again

We bring a garland gay

Who will go down to the shady groves

And summon the shadows there

And tie a ribbon on those sheltering arms

In the springtime of the year

The songs of birds seem to fill the wood

That when the fiddler plays

All their voices can be heard

Long past their woodland days

We've been rambling all the night

And some time of this day

And now returning back again

We bring a garland gay

And so they linked their hands and danced

'Round in circles and in rows

And so the journey of the night descends

When all the shades are gone

A garland gay we bring you here

And at your door we stand

It is a sprout well budded out

The work of our Lord's hand

We've been rambling all the night

And some time of this day

And now returning back again

We bring a garland gay

We've been rambling all the night

And some time of this day

And now returning back again

We bring a garland gay


She fired waves of energy and flowers and aurora and blasted him all over.

Me: Nice one Camie!

Qin: YEAH!

Luna: Lets show some real music dudes!

(THE ADVENTURE OF A LIFETIME BY COLDPLAY PLAYS)

Water swirled around her and nature grew all over the place.

Luna: (Singing divinely as water and nature swirled around her.)


Turn your magic on, umi she'd say

Everything you want's a dream away

We are legends, every day

That's what she told him

Turn your magic on, to me she'd say

Everything you want's a dream away

Under this pressure, under this weight

We are diamonds

Now I feel my heart beating

I feel my heart beneath my skin

I feel my heart beating

Oh, you make me feel

Like I'm alive again

Alive again

Oh, you make me feel

Like I'm alive again

Said I can't go on, not in this way

I'm a dream that died by light of day

Gonna hold up half the sky and say

Only I own me

Now I feel my heart beating

I feel my heart beneath my skin

Oh, I can feel my heart beating

'Cause you make me feel

Like I'm alive again

Alive again

Oh, you make me feel

Like I'm alive again

Turn your magic on, umi she'd say

Everything you want's a dream away

Under this pressure, under this weight

We are diamonds taking shape

We are diamonds taking shape

(Woo-ooh, woo-ooh)

If we've only got this life

This adventure, oh then I

And if we've only got this life

You'll get me through, oh

And if we've only got this life

And this adventure, oh then I

Wanna share it with you

With you, with you

Sing it, oh, say yeah

Woo-hoo (woo-hoo)

Woo-hoo (woo-hoo)

Woo-hoo (woo-hoo)

Woo-hoo (woo-hoo)

Woo-hoo (woo-hoo)

Woo-hoo (woo-hoo)

Woo-hoo (woo-hoo)

Woo-hoo (woo-hoo)

Woo-hoo (woo-hoo)

Woo-hoo (woo-hoo)

Woo-hoo (woo-hoo)

Woo-hoo (woo-hoo)


She fired waves of energy and leaves and water and blasted him all over the place.

Nico: WOOHOO! ROCK ON!

Qin: OH YEAH!

Common Cold: I'm About to make you sick!

HE SNEEZED AND FIRED A WAVE OF SNOT AND DRENCHED HIM!

Qin: OH SICK!

Me: Yeah!

Nico: Now for this one!

(IT'S MY LIFE BY BON JOVI PLAYS)

Fire and energy swirled around him.

Nico: (SINGING DIVINELY AS FIRE SWIRLED AROUND HIM)


This ain't a song for the broken-hearted

No silent prayer for the faith-departed

I ain't gonna be just a face in the crowd

You're gonna hear my voice

When I shout it out loud

It's my life

It's now or never

I ain't gonna live forever

I just want to live while I'm alive

It's my life

My heart is like the open highway

Like Frankie said, "I did it my way"

I just want to live while I'm alive

It's my life

This is for the ones who stood their ground

It's for Tommy and Gina who never backed down

Tomorrow's getting harder, make no mistake

Luck ain't enough, you've got to make your own breaks

It's my life

It's now or never

I ain't gonna live forever

I just want to live while I'm alive

It's my life

My heart is like the open highway

Like Frankie said, "I did it my way"

I just want to live while I'm alive

It's my life

You better stand tall when they're calling you out

Don't bend, don't break, baby, don't back down

It's my life

It's now or never

I ain't gonna live forever

I just want to live while I'm alive

It's my life

My heart is like the open highway

Like Frankie said, "I did it my way"

I just want to live while I'm alive

It's my life


Nico danced and fired waves of energy and blasted him all over.

Nico: YEAH!

Qin: ROCK ON NICO!

Lola: YEAH!

May: Now here is mine!

(NEVERENDING STORY BY LIMAHL PLAYS)

Rainbows and birds appeared in the sky and rainbows swirled around May.

May: (SINGING DIVINELY AS RAINBOWS SWIRLED AROUND HER)


Turn around

Look at what you see

In her face

The mirror of your dreams

Make believe I'm everywhere

I'm hidden in the lines

Written on the pages

Is the answer to a never-ending story

(Ah)

Reach the stars

Fly a fantasy

Dream a dream

And what you see will be

Rhymes that keep their secrets

Will unfold behind the clouds

And there upon a rainbow

Is the answer to a never-ending story

(Ah)

Story

(Ah)

Show no fear

For she may fade away

In your hand

The birth of a new day

Rhymes that keep their secrets

Will unfold behind the clouds

And there upon a rainbow

Is the answer to a never-ending story

Ah

Never-ending story

(Ah)

Never-ending story

(Ah)

Never-ending story

(Ah)


May danced and fired waves of energy and rainbows and blasted him all over.

Lola: YEAH!

Manaphy: ROCK ON MAMA!

Qin: OH YEAH!

Camie:AWESOME!

Meloetta charged at him and blasted him with music energy.

Musa: OH YEAH!

Will Vandom: Lets do it girls! GUARDIANS UNITE!

In swirls of energy they transformed!

Will Vandom: (ENERGY SWIRLS) THE HEART!

Irma Lair: (WATER SPLASHES) WATER!

Taranee Cook: (FIRE BURNS) FIRE!

Cornelia Hale: (VINES GROW) EARTH!

Hay Lin: (WIND BLOWS) AIR!

(WE ARE W.I.T.C.H. BY MARION RAVEN PLAYS)

The five elements swirled around them as our battles in Candrakar showed.

Will Vandom: (SINGING DIVINELY AS THOSE ELEMENTS SWIRLED AROUND THEM)


We are, we are

We are W.I.T.C.H

We are, we are

(W.I.T.C.H.)

There is a place where darkness reigns

We've got the power to fight back

We save the day, united five as one

We can become more than you know

The heart will lead the way to

What we can control

Water, Fire

Earth, and Air

Guardians Unite!

We are, we are

We are W.I.T.C.H

We are, we are

(W.I.T.C.H.)

We are, we are

We are W.I.T.C.H

We are, we are

We are, we are, we are

We are, we are

We are, we are, we are

We are, we are

We fight the life, we fight the truth, this is our revolution

In day and night, we have the strength and courage

With all the nice, we bind the light

Together we will have the power to control

Water, Fire

Earth, and Air

Guardians Unite!

We are, we are

We are W.I.T.C.H

We are, we are

(W.I.T.C.H.)

We are, we are

We are W.I.T.C.H

We are, we are

Our world is more than we see

There's danger that lies beneath

We fight to protect the free

(Water, Fire, Earth, and Air)

To protect the free

(Water, Fire, Earth, and Air)

Guardians Unite!

We are, we are

We are W.I.T.C.H

We are, we are

(W.I.T.C.H.)

We are, we are

We are W.I.T.C.H

We are, we are

We are, we are

We are W.I.T.C.H

We are, (oh!) we are... (Uh oh!)

(W.I.T.C.H.)

We are, we are

We are W.I.T.C.H

We are, (we...) we are... (Are...)

W.I.T.C.H!

We are, we are, we are

We are, we are

We are, we are, we are

We are, we are


They fired waves of energy, water, fire, earth and wind and blasted Big D all over!

Me: OH YEAH!

Qin: ROCK ON!

Eiji: WOW! Awesome song!

Me: YEAH! Philip, Shotaro you might know this one.

(W-B-X W-Boiled-Xtreme plays)

The symbols of the W Riders and the Dopants appeared and swirled around us.

Me: (SINGING DIVINELY IN JAPANESE)


W-B-X crime and the city

また誰かが 突然ドアをたたく

事件の予感 welcome to windy city

この街には 涙は似合わないぜ

闇に潜む keyword 見つけ出そう

1人では 届かない夢

(検索する無限のアーカイブ 記憶という海へと dive)

君と なら叶えられる half and half (ダブル ボイルド エクストリーム!)

W-B-X 2人の body and soul (他に無いさ only つまり相乗り) ひとつに

W-B-X 最高のパートナー 出逢う時

奇跡おこる (so we can make it) Wを捜せ

W-B-X crime and the city

都会のカオス 危険な薫り誘う

嵐が来る welcome to windy city

渋滞してる news やウソをすり抜け

隠されてる keyword 見つけ出そう

信じ合う 力はいつか

(ハーフなまま2人で究極 two way から繰り出す skill)

きっと この街を救う trust and trust (ダブル ボイルド エクストリーム)

W-B-X 運命の body and soul (他はダメさ only つまり君1人) ひとつに

W-B-X 最高のケミストリー 始まった

話題さらう (so we can make it) Wを捜せ

そこに人がいなくちゃ

街は空虚な箱さ

僕らを繋いだ風を

止めたくない!

W-B-X 2人の body and soul (他に無いさ only つまり相乗り) ひとつに

W-B-X 最高のパートナー 出逢う時

奇跡おこる (so we can make it) we're ダブル!

W-B-X 運命の body and soul (他はダメさ only つまり君1人) ひとつに

W-B-X 最高のケミストリー 始まった

話題さらう (so we can make it) Wを捜せ

W-B-X crime and the city

W-B-X crime and the city


We fired waves of energy and elements and blasted him all over with the powers of the Dopants and the W Riders!

Nico: OH YEAH!

Philip: WOOHOO! WE LOVE THAT SONG!

Shotaro: YEAH!

Me: Big D it's time to Count Up Your Sins!

Qin: YEAH! You tell him!

Me: Nico, Lets rock together!

Nico: YOU GOT IT!

(HERO BY SKILLET PLAYS)

Fiery explosions blasted off all over the place.

Me and Nico: (SINGING DIVINELY AS EXPLOSIONS BLASTED OFF)


I'm just a step away, I'm just a breath away

Losin' my faith today

We're fallin' off the edge today

I am just a man, not superhuman

I'm not superhuman

Someone save me from the hate

It's just another war

Just another family torn

We're falling from my faith today

Just a step on the edge

Just another day in the world we live

I need a hero to save me now

I need a hero

To save me now

I need a hero to save my life

A hero will save me

Just in time

I've gotta fight today to live another day

Speakin' my mind today

My voice will be heard today

I've gotta make a stand, but I am just a man

I'm not superhuman

My voice will be heard today

It's just another war

Just another family torn

My voice will be heard today

It's just another kill

The countdown begins to destroy ourselves

I need a hero to save me now

I need a hero

To save me now

I need a hero to save my life

A hero will save me

Just in time

I need a hero to save my life

I need a hero just in time

Save me just in time

Save me just in time

Who's gonna fight for what's right, who's gonna help us survive?

We're in the fight of our lives

And we're not ready to die

Who's gonna fight for the weak, who's gonna make 'em believe?

I've got a hero

I've got a hero

Livin' in me

I've gotta fight for what's right, today I'm speakin' my mind

And if it kills me tonight

I will be ready to die

A hero's not afraid to give his life

A hero's gonna save me just in time

I need a hero to save me now

I need a hero

To save me now

I need a hero to save my life

A hero will save me

Just in time

I need a hero

Who's gonna fight for what's right, who's gonna help us survive?

I need a hero

Who's gonna fight for the weak, who's gonna make 'em believe?

I need a hero

I need a hero

A hero's gonna save me just in time


We fired waves of energy and explosions and blasted him all over.

Nico: OH YEAH! And this too!

(SUPERVILLAIN BY POWERMAN5000 PLAYS)

MASSIVE NUMBERS OF EXPLOSIONS BLASTED OFF!

Me and Nico: (SINGING DIVINELY AS EXPLOSIONS BLASTED OFF)


Ah, hey!

You're dressin' all in black

From your front to your back

And all your evil ways

They seem to go on for days

And as a matter of fact

You got one more night before ya

Smash it up, burn it down

Tearing up the underground

You wanna live like a super villain

Back in the line-up

Before your time's up

You wanna live like a super villain

There's nowhere to go

There's nowhere to go

No one is savin' this town

Fuck all those pricks and those clowns

I know you'd rather abuse

Condemn or slightly confuse

Kick 'em all when they're down

And just for fun, you're gonna

Smash it up, burn it down

Tearing up the underground

You wanna live like a super villain

Back in the line-up

Before your time's up

You wanna live like a super villain

There's nowhere to go

There's nowhere to go

There's nowhere to go

There's nowhere to go when you're on your own

You don't care what's wrong or what is right, hey!

All right, all right, you've been knockin' down these doors

You've been filling up this room

You're been runnin' 'round the place like your name was Dr. Doom

You're a killer of culture, a vulture of style

And it won't be that long before you end up on trial

Smash it up, burn it down

Tearing up the underground

You wanna live like a super villain

Back in the line-up

Before your time's up

You wanna live like a super villain

Like a super villain

Like a super villain

There's nowhere to go

Like a super villain

There's nowhere to go

Like a super villain


We were really blasting him all over the place.

Qin: YEAH!

Lola: ROCK ON!

Megan: Lets rock Cornelia!

Cornelia: You got it Megan!

Give it Up by Elizabeth Gillies & Ariana Grande Plays.

Swirls of stars and water and earth swirled around them.

Megan and Cornelia: (SINGING DIVINELY AS EARTH AND WATER SWIRLED AROUND THEM)


Someday, I'll let you in

Treat you right, drive you outta your mind, ooh

You never met a chick like me

Burn so bright, I'm gonna make you blind

Always want what you can't have

Is it so bad if you don't get what you wanted?

Make you feel good, as I whip you into shape

Yeah, boy, let's get it started

Give it up, you can't win

'Cause I know where you've been

Such a shame you don't put up a fight

That's a game that we play at the end of the night

It's the same old story, but you never get it right

Give it up

Come a little closer, baby, baby

Come a little closer

Come a little closer, baby, baby

So stop trying to walk away

No, you won't ever leave me behind

No, you better believe that I'm here to stay (that's right)

'Cause you're the shade and I'm the sunshine, ooh

Look at me boy, 'cause I got you where I want you

Isn't it so exciting?

Wanna shake you, wanna break you

Take a backseat boy, 'cause now I'm driving

Give it up, you can't win

'Cause I know where you've been

Such a shame you don't put up a fight

That's a game that we play at the end of the night

It's the same old story, but you never get it right

Give it up

Come a little closer

Come a little closer, baby, baby

Come a little closer

Come a little closer, baby, baby

Come a little closer

Come a little closer, baby

Yeah, you are my baby and I'll make you crazy tonight, ooh

Look at me boy, 'cause I got you where I want you

Isn't it so exciting?

Wanna shake you, wanna break you

Take a backseat boy, 'cause now I'm driving

Give it up, you can't win

'Cause I know where you've been

Such a shame you don't put up a fight

That's a game that we play at the end of the night

It's the same old story, but you never get it right

Give it up, oh, yeah


They danced and fired waves of mud and blasted him all over.

Me: YEAH!

Megan: Now this one!

Take a Hint by Victoria Justice and Elizabeth Gillies Plays.

More water and stars swirled around them.

Megan and Cornelia: (SINGING DIVINELY AS STARS AND WATER SWIRLED AROUND THEM)


Why am I always hit on by the boys I never like

I can always see 'em coming, from the left or from the right

I don't want to be a priss, I'm just try'na be polite

But it always seems to bite me in the

Ask me for my number, yeah, you put me on the spot

You think that we should hook up, but I think that we should not

You had me at "hello", then you opened up your mouth

And that is when it started going south

Oh!

Get your hands off my hips, 'fore I'll punch you in the lips

Stop your staring at my hey!

Take a hint, take a hint

No you can't buy me a drink, let me tell you what I think

I think you could use a mint

Take a hint, take a hint

T-take a hint, take a hint

I guess you still don't get it, so let's take it from the top

You asked me what my sign is, and I told you it was "stop"

And if I had a dime for every name that you just dropped

You'd be here and I'd be on a yacht

Oh!

Get your hands off my hips, 'fore I'll punch you in the lips

Stop your staring at my hey!

Take a hint, take a hint

No you can't buy me a drink, let me tell you what I think

I think you could use a mint

Take a hint, take a hint

T-take a hint, take a hint

What about "no" don't you get?

So go and tell your friends

I'm not really interested

It's about time that you're leavin'

I'm gonna count to three and

Open my eyes and

You'll be gone

One

Get your hands off my

Two

Or I'll punch you in the

Three

Stop your staring at my hey!

Take a hint, take a hint

I am not your missing link

Let me tell you what I think

I think you could use a mint

Take a hint, take a hint

Take a hint, take a hint

Woah!

Get your hands off my hips, 'fore I'll punch you in the lips

Stop your staring at my hey!

Take a hint, take a hint

T-take a hint, take a hint


They fired waves of stars and water and blasted him all over.

Me: OH YEAH!

Qin: Take that!

Common Cold charged at him.

Common Cold: Prepare to get REALLY SICK!

HE FIRED WAVES OF SNOT!

Becky Bacteria: (COUGHING AND GAGGING) IT WILL BE GOOD!

Common Cold and Becky Bacteria: ILLNESS SNOT DELUGE!

They fired waves of snot and slime and blasted him all over.

Maria: Lets show him how ROTTEN TO THE CORE we can be!

Venom: We're with you!

(Rotten to the Core by The Descendants plays)

Darkness formed and swirled around the area.

Maria, William, Elena, and Venom: (SINGING DIVINELY AS DARKNESS SWIRLED AROUND THEM)


They say I'm trouble

They say I'm bad

They say I'm evil

And that makes me glad

A dirty no-good

Down to the bone

Your worst nightmare

Can't take me home

So I've got some mischief

In my blood

Can you blame me?

I never got no love

They think I'm callous

A low-life hood

I feel so useless

Misunderstood

Mirror, mirror on the wall

Who's the baddest of them all?

Welcome to my wicked world, wicked world

I'm rotten to the core, core

Rotten to the core

I'm rotten to the core, core

Who could ask for more?

I'm nothing like the kid next, like the kid next door

I'm rotten to the, I'm rotten to the

I'm rotten to the core

Call me a schemer

Call me a freak

How can you say that?

I'm just unique!

What, me? a traitor?

Ain't got your back?

Are we not friends?

What's up with that?

So I'm a misfit

So I'm a flirt

I broke your heart?

I made you hurt?

The past is past

Forgive, forget

The truth is

You ain't seen nothing yet!

Mirror, mirror on the wall

Who's the baddest of them all?

Welcome to my wicked world, wicked world

I'm rotten to the core, core

Rotten to the core

I'm rotten to the core, core

Who could ask for more?

I'm nothing like the kid next, like the kid next door

I'm rotten to the, I'm rotten to the

I'm rotten to the core


They fired waves of energy and blasted him all over.

Me: OH YEAH!

Qin: WOW!

Lucy Loud: Wicked!

Mal: I was about to say the same thing!

(WAYS OF THE WICKED BY THE DESCENDANTS PLAYS)

More darkness came and swirled around them.

Maria, William, Elena and Venom: (SINGING DIVINELY AS DARKNESS SWIRLED AROUND THEM)


We got all the ways to be

W-I-C-K-E-D

We got all the ways to be

W-I-C-K-E-D

Come on

Hey, hey, hey, hey

Hey, hey, hey, hey

Hey, hey, hey, hey (haha)

Hey, hey, hey, hey

Crashin' the party, guess they lost my invitation (boo-hoo)

Friendly reminder, got my own kind of persuasion

Looks like this place could use a bit of misbehavior

"Happily ever after" with a little flavor

Bad to the bone, with even worse intentions

We're gonna steal the show and leave 'em all defenseless

A fairy tale life can be oh-so overrated

So raise your voices and let's get it activated (ayy)

Long live having some fun

We take what we want

There's so many ways to be wicked

With us, evil lives on the right side of wrong

There's so many ways to be wicked

Apple, apple

Dip, dip

Wanna try it?

Tick, tick

Take a bite, come on, be bold

Change the way the story's told

This time the dark is finally getting your attention

We're wicked by the book, and class is back in session

You like it, steal it

Gotta beat 'em to the treasure

A right of passage

Bad just doesn't get much better

Long live having some fun

We take what we want

There's so many ways to be wicked

With us, evil lives on the right side of wrong

There's so many ways to be wicked

Mother always knows best

Show her, pass every test

Hear her voice in my head

Evil is the only real way to live

We got all the ways to be (ha)

Hey, hey, hey, hey

W-I-C-K-E-D

Let's go

We got all the ways to be

Hey, hey, hey, hey

W-I-C-K-E-D

(Yeah)

Long live having some fun (having some fun)

We take what we want

There's so many ways to be wicked

With us, evil lives on (evil lives on)

The right side of wrong

There's so many ways to be wicked

Cruel and unusual

We're taking control

There's so many ways to be wicked

With us (come on), evil lives on the right side of wrong

There's so many ways to be wicked

Hey, hey, hey, hey

We got all the ways to be

W-I-C-K-E-D

We got all the ways to be

W-I-C-K-E-D

We got all the ways to be

W-I-C-K-E-D

We got all the ways to be

So many ways to be wicked


They blasted him all over with darkness and smashed him all over.

Me: ROCK ON!

Technus charged at him And blasted him with energy.

Irena Malloy: Lets get him!

Technus and Irena: TECHNO MOTH BLAST!

They fired waves of energy and blasted him all over.

Xaldin charged at him and fired waves of wind and blasted him.

Xinnia Xaldin: Lets show the divine wrath of wind!

Xinnia Xaldin and Xaldin: WIND WHIRLWIND BLAST!

They fired a massive blast of wind and blasted him all over

Me: Now here is something I invented! NIGHTMARE STYLE NINJA SONG ART: DARKNESS OF THE SIGN OF BLOOD AND HONEY!

(THE SIGN BY ACE OF BASE PLAYS)

I fired waves of darkness and it formed into the Blood and Honey characters and they went at him as I sang.

Me: (SINGING DIVINELY AS DARKNESS SWIRLED AROUND ME)


Ram-pa-ram, oh, yeah

I got a new life, you would hardly recognize me

I'm so glad, how can a person like me care for you?

(Ah) why do I bother, when you're not the one for me?

Ooh-ooh-ooh, is enough enough?

I saw the sign

And it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign

Life is demanding without understanding

I saw the sign

And it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign

No one's gonna drag you up to get into the light where you belong

But where do you belong?

under the pale moon, for so many years I've wondered who you are

How could a person like you bring me joy?

Under the pale moon, where I see a lot of stars

Ooh-ooh-ooh, is enough enough?

I saw the sign

And it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign

Life is demanding without understanding

I saw the sign

And it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign

And no one's gonna drag you up to get into the light where you belong

But where do you belong? Oh, oh, oh

I saw the sign, and it opened up my mind

And I am happy now, living without you

I've left you, oh, oh, oh

I saw the sign

And it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign

No one's gonna drag you up to get into the light where you belong

I saw the sign

(I saw the sign, I saw the sign)

(I saw the sign, I saw the sign) I saw the sign

And it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign


My song had them slash and mangle him all over the place.

Me: YEAH!

Qin: WHOA! That was genius!

Poromon: YOU WANNA SEE SOMETHING SCARY?! Well (SHOWS THE TRAILER) HERE! LOOK AT IT! IT'S HORRIBLE ISN'T IT!?

BIG D SCREAMED IN FRIGHT!

Big D: WHAT IS THAT HORRIBLE MOVIE!?

Manaphy: YOU LOOK AT IT!

Big D: AWFUL MOVIE!

Hippowdon: YOU LOOK AT IT!

Big D GET THAT HORRIBLE MOVIE AWAY FROM ME!

Poliwag: YOU LOOK AT IT!

Big D: PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!

Horsea: LOOK AT IT!

Big D: (SCREAMS LIKE A LITTLE GIRL!)

Tentacool: LOOK AT IT!

Jirachi: LOOK AT IT!

Mevya: LOOK AT IT!

Hoppip: LOOK AT IT!

Emolga: LOOK AT IT!

Eevee: LOOK AT IT!

Gatomon: LOOK AT IT!

Rattata: LOOK AT IT!

Sandile: LOOK AT IT!

Vulpix: LOOK AT IT!

Tyrunt: LOOK AT IT!

Starmie: LOOK AT IT!

Starly: LOOK AT IT!

Applin: LOOK AT IT!

Carbink: LOOK AT IT!

Reunicles: LOOK AT IT!

Mascots: WE WANT YOU TO FUCKING LOOK AT IT!

BIG D SCREAMED IN FRIGHT!

Jamesdean5842: (LAUGHS) NEVER GETS OLD!

Common Cold: Time for more snot!

Common Cold and Giant Germ: SNOT FURY BLAST!

They fired waves of energy and blasted him all over.

Xaldin: And this too.

Xaldin and Simorgh - Bird of Divinity: STORM WIND BLAST!

They fired waves of wind and blasted him all over.

Katnappe charged at him and slashed him all over.

Cat: Lets unleash the pain of cats!

Dog: HI HO DIGGETTY!

Katnappe and CatDog: CATS OF MAYHEM BLAST!

They fired waves of energy and blasted him all over.

Pinkie Pie: HEY BIG D! AFRAID TO LOOK AT WHAT A GRUESOME VIDEO IS! Well (SHOWS PINKIE PIE SMILE BY MISTER DAVEY) HERE! LOOK AT IT! IT'S HORRIBLE ISN'T IT!

(HE SAW A GRUESOME VERSION OF PINKIE PIE BECOMING A MURDEROUS MONSTER WITH HER SONG SMILE SMILE SMILE!)

Big D: (SCREAMS IN A BLOODCURDLING FASHION!)

Twilight Sparkle: YOU LOOK AT IT!

Big D: THAT IS HORRIFYING!

Rarity: YOU LOOK AT IT!

Big D: THAT IS AWFUL!

Applejack: LOOK AT IT!

Fluttershy: LOOK AT IT!

Starlight Glimmer: LOOK AT IT!

Rainbow Dash: LOOK AT IT!

Sunset Shimmer: LOOK AT IT!

Vinyl Scratch: LOOK AT IT!

Trixie Lulamoon: LOOK AT IT!

Wallflower Blush: LOOK AT IT!

Princess Celestia: LOOK AT IT!

Princess Luna: LOOK AT IT!

Princess Cadance: LOOK AT IT!

Flurry Heart: LOOK AT IT!

Knights of the Friendship Table: WE WANT YOU TO LOOK AT IT!

HE SCREAMED IN HORROR AND TURNED AS WHITE AS A SHEET AND SHIT HIS PANTS TIMES A MILLION!

Brittney: You think that is scary? Watch this!

(IT'S THE FEAR BY WITHIN TEMPTATION PLAYS)

Darkness swirled around her as the forces of hell came.

Brittney: (SINGING DIVINELY AS DARKNESS AND DEMONS SWIRLED AROUND HER)


Waits for the day, will let it out

Give it a reason to give it it's might

I fear who I am becoming

I feel that I am losing the struggle within

I can no longer restrain it

My strength, it is fading

I have to give in

It's the fear

Fear of the dark

It's growing inside of me

They won, they will come to life

Have to save

Save my beloved

There is no escape

Because my fate is horror and doom

Hold down your head now

Just let me pass by

Don't feed my fear

If you don't want it out

I fear who I am becoming

I feel that I'm losing all beauty within

I can no longer restrain it

My strength, it is fading

I have to give in

It's the fear

Fear of the dark

It's growing inside of me

They won, they will come to life

Have to save

Save my beloved

There is no escape

Because my fate is horror and doom

Long ago, it came to me

And ever since that day

Infected with its rage

But it ends today

It's the fear

Fear of the dark

It's growing inside of me

They won, they will come to life

Have to save

Save my beloved

There is no escape

Because my fate is horror and doom


She danced and fired waves of darkness and blasted him all over the place.

Qin: OH YEAH!

Seras Victoria: Love that song!

Katnappe: And this too.

Katnappe and Shizuka Nekonome: CATS OF DOOM BLAST!

They fired waves of energy and blasted him all over.

Roquefort charged at him and blasted him with cheese!

Eggs Trubshaw: Lets unleash the cheese!

Roquefor and Eggs: CHEESE MAYHEM BLAST!

They fired waves of cheese and blasted him all over.

Natasha Hernandez: Time for more darkness.

(TOURNIQUET BY EVANESCENCE PLAYS)

Darkness and energy swirled around her.

Natasha Hernandez: (SINGING DIVINELY AS DARKNESS AND BLOOD SWIRLED AROUND HER)


I tried to kill the pain

But only brought more (so much more)

I lay dying

And I'm pouring crimson regret and betrayal

I'm dying, praying, bleeding and screaming

Am I too lost to be saved?

Am I too lost?

My God, my Tourniquet

Return to me salvation

My God, my Tourniquet

Return to me salvation

Do you remember me?

Lost for so long

Will you be on the other side?

Or will you forget me?

I'm dying, praying, bleeding and screaming

Am I too lost to be saved?

Am I too lost?

My God, my Tourniquet

Return to me salvation

My God, my Tourniquet

Return to me salvation

I want to die

My God, my Tourniquet

Return to me salvation

My God, my Tourniquet

Return to me salvation

My wounds cry for the grave

My soul cries for deliverance

Will I be denied Christ?

Tourniquet

My suicide

Return to me salvation

Return to me salvation


She fired waves of energy and blood and blasted him all over.

Qin: OH YEAH!

Xenia: YEAH BABY!

Waffle Woman charged at him and fired waves of energy and waffles and blasted him.

Diana Drej: Lets show the power of energy.

Waffle Woman and Diana Drej: DREADED WAFFLE FURY BLAST!

They fired waves of energy and waffles and blasted him all over.

Salami Swami charged at him and fired waves of meats and blasted him.

Dahlia Diadem: Lets bring it on!

Dahlia Diadem and Salami Swami: DIADEM SALAMI BLAST!

They fired waves of energy and meats and blasted him all over.

Waffle Woman: And this too!

Rhonda Romulus: You want some Romulan Ale with your Waffles!?

Waffle Woman and Rhonda Romulus: ROMULAN WAFFLE INTOXICATION BLAST!

They fired blue waffles and Big D ate them and he was DRUNK AS A LOON! He looked like he drank 100 beers!

He was singing How Dry I Am

WE LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY AT THAT ONE!

Me: (LAUGHS) OKAY THAT ONE WAS FUNNY!

Qin: YEAH!

Me: OOH! I know! Rhonda give Poromon a Romulan Ale.

Rhonda Romulus: You got it!

She gave him one and he drank it and Got drunk REALLY FAST!

Poromon: (SLURRED SPEECH) Hey everyone! (HIC) Watch this!

(BRASS MONKEY BY BEASTIE BOYS PLAYS)

Poromon: (SINGING STUPIDLY AND DRUNK)


Brass Monkey

That funky Monkey

Brass Monkey junkie

That funky Monkey

Brass

Got this dance that's more than real

Drink Brass Monkey, here's how you feel

You put your left leg down

Your right leg up

Tilt your head back, let's finish the cup

MCA with the bottle, D rocks the can

Ad-Rock gets nice with Charlie Chan

We're offered Moët

We don't mind Chivas

Wherever we go, we bring Monkey with us

Ad-Rock drinks three, Mike D is D

Double R foots the bill most definitely

I drink Brass Monkey and I rock well

I got a castle in Brooklyn, that's where I dwell

Brass Monkey

That funky Monkey

Brass Monkey junkie

That funky Monkey

Because (brass)

I drink it anytime and any place

When it's time to get ill, I pour it on my face

Monkey tastes def when you pour it on ice

Come on, y'all, it's time to get nice

Cooling by the lockers, getting kind of funky

Me and the crew, we're drinking Brass Monkey

This girl walked by, she gave me the eye

I reached in the locker, grabbed a Spanish fly

I put it in the Monkey, mixed it in a cup

Went over to the girl, "Yo, baby, what's up?"

I offered her a sip (sip)

The girl she gave me lip (lip)

It did begin, the stuff wore in and now she's on my tip

Brass Monkey

That funky Monkey

Brass Monkey junkie

That funky Monkey

Brass

Step up to the bar and put the girl down

She takes a big gulp and slaps it around

You take a sip, you can do it

You get right to it

We had a case in the place

And we went right through it

You got a dry martini, you thinking you're cool

Take you place at the bar, I smack you off your stool

I'll down a 40 dog in a single gulp

And if you got beef, you'll get beat to a pulp

Monkey and parties and reelin' and rockin'

Def-def, girls-girls, all y'all jockin'

The song and dance keepin' you in a trance

If you don't buy my record, I got my advance

I drink it, I think it, I see it, I be it

I love Brass Monkey, but I don't give D it

We got the bottle, you got the cup

Come on everybody, let's get f-

Brass Monkey

That funky Monkey

Brass Monkey junkie

That funky Monkey

Brass Monkey

That funky Monkey

Brass Monkey junkie

That funky Monkey

Brass Monkey!


He bashed and smashed Big D all over with intense strength and unpredictability and it was making us laugh hard!

Waffle Woman: Okay that was funny!

Poromon got on top of Big D's head and then...

LOUD PROJECTILE VOMIT!

He threw up all over his head!

Me: OH SICK!

Nico: That was funny!

Me: Yeah!

Waffle Woman: How about this too?

Waffle Woman and Erza: SWORDS OF WAFFLE DOOM!

They slashed him all over the place.

Salami Swami: That was awesome though!

Laney: It sure was!

Salami Swami and Laney: MEAT PLANTS OF DOOM!

They fired waves of meat and leaves and blasted him all over.

Me: YEAH!

Magma charged at him and blasted him with lava.

Lucy Heartfilia: Lets make this fun!

Magma and Lucy: STAR VOLCANO BLAST!

They fired waves of stars and energy and blasted him all over.

Rhonda Romulus: May I hope Nico doesn't kill me for this.

May was given a Romulan Ale.

May: Here we go.

May drank it was drunk instantly!

May: (SLURRED SPEECH) HEY EVERYONE! (HIC) LET ME SHOW YOU (HIC) HOW IT'S DONE!

She went over and bashed him all over the place.

(COLD GIN BY KISS PLAYS)

May had bottles of liquor and beer swirl around her.

May: (SINGING STUPIDLY AND DRUNK)


Woo, alright

My heater's broke and I'm so tired

I need some fuel to build a fire

The girl next door, her lights are out, yeah, ooh

The landlord's gone, I'm down and out

Ooh, it's cold gin time again

You know it'll always win

Cold gin time again

You know it's the only thing

That keeps us together, ow

It's time to leave and get another quart

Around the corner at the liquor store

Ah ha, the cheapest stuff is a all I need

To get me back on my feet again

Ooh, it's cold gin time again

You know it'll always win

It's cold gin time again

You know it's the only thing

That keeps us together, ow

Whoa, yeah

Ooh, it's cold gin time again

You know it'll always win

It's cold gin time again

You know it's the only thing

That keeps us together, ow


She bashed Big D all over the place with stupidity and unpredictability.

Me: Oh god!

Oculous charged at him

Oculous: Oh boy! This is gonna be rough!

Kumamon: You're not kidding!

Oculous and Kumamon: BLIZZARD EYE BLASTS!

They fired waves of ice and blasted him.

May then threw up all over him and in his mouth! YUCK!

Me: OH SICK!

Xenia: YUCK!

Me: Okay that's enough Romulan Ale for you guys!

Mirror Master charged at him

Mirror Master: I hope Nico doesn't kill Rhonda for that.

Kazemon: I agree there!

Mirror Master and Kazemon: WIND FAIRY MIRROR BLAST!

They fired waves of wind and energy.

I then held Nico in a hold to prevent him from hurting Rhonda!

Me: Nico you are not going to hurt Rhonda are you?

Nico: Of course not.

Me: How can I be sure this isn't a trick? I've seen this happen before. They pretend they aren't going to do it but then they do it.

Kyanite Sombra: Like old time?

Poromon: Like you even have to ask!

Kyanite and Poromon: FURY OF THE LIGHTNING CRYSTAL!

They fired waves of lightning and crystal and blasted him.

Me: YEAH!

Qin: Nice one!

Me: You got some nerve coming back to the country after you broke out of prison, Big D.

Musa: I was stunned myself, I thought you'd stay in prison for good. But, of course, someone had a hand in breaking you out of prison, and it wasn't Billie Muldoon. We're gonna get the answer out of you right now.

Big D: We'll see about that! Hidiacs, Styxoids, destroy them!

Suddenly, we saw a massive army of Hidiacs and Styxoids rise from the ground arise to destroy us. But, then, Lincoln unholstered his massive greatsword and he swung it and fired a massive barrage of blades of magic and they sliced and diced the army of Hidiacs and Styxoids to pieces and all of them were destroyed forever.

But, then, we saw more of them arise.

Caleb Maxwell: Now, that's what I call playing unfair. I didn't want to do this, but you left me no choice.

Suddenly, Caleb Maxwell loosened the grip of his twin pistols and he let go and they were levitating beside him. Then, Caleb Maxwell clenched his fingers tightly in a clawed up position, and then, we saw he drew blood as it fell onto the ground and formed into a large pool of blood, and then, we saw black and blood red energy come out of the large pool of blood.

Then, the army of Hidiacs and Styxoids were caught in a dark magic circle that appeared below their feet and they couldn't move.

Caleb Maxwell: It's over. (ECHOING VOICE) RAIN OF BLOOD!

Then, a massive geyser of blood shot up into the sky, and blood came raining down from the sky and the blood rain hit the Hidiacs and Styxoids, and then, we saw them start to dissolve into a bloody mess, and the blood rain ended and Caleb's twin pistols went back into his hands.

Then, Caleb's wounds on his hands healed and the white gloves repaired themselves.

Caleb Maxwell: You've lost your armies of Hidiacs and Styxoids, and you're now all out of tricks.

Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos Planetary Savior Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Skylanders Knight Life Skylanders Brawler Sensei Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Archangel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos Planetary Savior Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Skylanders Knight Life Skylanders Brawler Sensei Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Archangel Justice from his back and transformed into Super Archangel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander Knight-Life Skylanders Brawler Sensei-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Skylanders Knight Life Skylanders Brawler Sensei Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Archangel of Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Skylanders Knight Life Skylanders Brawler Sensei Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Archangel Justice and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Skylanders Knight Life Skylanders Brawler Sensei Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Archangel Bravery.

Crash Bandicoot: (Divine Echoing Heavenly Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Skylanders Knight Life Skylanders Brawler Sensei Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Skylanders Knight Life Skylanders Brawler Sensei Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) I admit, that was rather a bloody job well done, but now that we got the soldiers out of the way.

Lincoln: Right. Time we take down the head of the whole thing.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal Heavenly Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon True Immortal True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal Heavenly Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon True Immortal True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Alicorn-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Elemental Almighty Hinon True Immortal God Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Elemental Almighty Hinon True Immortal God Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Elemental Almighty Hinon True Immortal God Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as the sword pendants on his large white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love were glowing.

I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope.

And Nico unholstered his massive Nico Chan's True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Saiyan Pride Dragon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Saiyan Pride Dragon Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Saiyan Angel-Great Ape-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental True Rainbow Redemption Mythological Saiyan Pride Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental True Rainbow Redemption Mythological Saiyan Pride Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental True Rainbow Redemption Mythological Saiyan Pride Phoenix God Angel Hope.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Alicorn Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Godly Universal Mythological Harmony United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Alicorn Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You've got some nerve breaking out of prison, Big D.

Nico: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Saiyan Great Ape Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You really don't know when to stay in prison like a good prisoner, do you?

Me: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) But, we knew you'd return one day, and now, we'll take you down once again, and you're going back to prison for good.

A MASSIVE EXPLOSION OF ELEMENTAL FORCES ERUPTED BEHIND US, AND THE FORCES OF THE ELEMENTS TRANSFORMED INTO MYTHICAL BEASTS THAT LET OUT A MASSIVE ROAR, AND THAT PISSED OFF BIG D TO NO END! NOW, THE BATTLE TO FINALLY TAKE DOWN BIG D WAS ON!

Lincoln, Crash Bandicoot, Musa, Nico, and I and the rest of us went after Big D, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow, white, and blue energy, aura energy, pink energy, colored energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals at Big D and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Then, we attacked him with powerful slashes from our massive greatswords leaving scars on her and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two massive angelic and demonic greatswords and he even fired red and blue wolf fire and elemental blasts at him as well and Nico and I also left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with my gold-plated dragon claws and fired blue wolf fire as well and Crash Bandicoot also did the same by firing rainbow, white and blue energy slashes from his massive greatsword and gold-plated claws, and Lincoln, Crash Bandicoot, Musa, Nico, and I and the rest of us attacked him super hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, and this was making Big D even angrier than ever.

Musa: Time to make you feel some pain.

Lincoln fired ricocheting rainbow, white, and blue energy beams from his fingers and the planets orbiting his fingers like rings and ankles as they hit Big D in the butt, and he was screaming and howling in pain as he was holding his butt.

Eli: Ouch, that's got to hurt.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Alicorn Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Godly Universal Mythological Harmony United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Alicorn Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) We got him on the ropes, now, let's finish this!

Kyanite was surprised as her body started trembling. She yelled out in surprise as her body started expanding

Same with Bubbles.

LOUD LONG NASTY FART!

Bubbles Fartsy Hooves: NO! I control the power...

Kyanite Sombra: It doesn't control us!

They concentrated and reigned it in and turned into Dialga and Palkia and blasted him all over.

They reverted back and blasted him more.

Me: YEAH!

Poromon got into a slingshot.

Me: FIRE!

He fired and bashed him all over.

Bubbles Fartsy Hooves: Sniff on this!

LOUD NASTY LONG FART!

SHE FARTED IN BIG D'S FACE AT POINT BLANK RANGE AND HE COUGHED AND GAGGED ALL OVER!

Poromon: HA!

Then P'andor, Man Ray, Kitty, Tar Pit, Avalanche, Moonstone, Kyd Wykkyd, Tri-Klops, Enchantress and Bizarro came.

Nico: P'andor, Man Ray, Kitty, Tar Pit, Avalanche, Moonstone, Kyd Wykkyd, Tri-Klops, Enchantress and Bizarro.

Man Ray: We saw your singing and you guys did great!

Kitty: And those drunk songs you did made us laugh so hard! P'andor farted out fire and burned trees.

P'andor: (Russian Accent) It's true.

Man Ray: Hey, no shame in admitting it.

Kitty: But the concert's great.

Me: Thanks. It was fun.

Tar Pit: (to Nico) We heard you fought Kushina's Akuma.

Nico: You heard right. And she was cool.

Enchantress (to Ilana): You should take care of that Reunicles

Ilana: I will.

Whirlin came.

Me: Whirlin! So it's your turn this time.

Whirlin: Yep it sure is.

Me: Awesome.

Whirlin: Those songs were great

Me: Yeah they were!

Qin: Yep. So fun.

Lola: It sure is.

Nico: LETS GET IT ON!

Me: COME ON YOU APES! YOU WANNA LIVE FOREVER!?

LOUD LONG NASTY FART!

Bubbles Fartsy Hooves: Sorry!

We got the battles underway.


Tahu, Tyson, Yakumo Kurama, Leanbow, Knuckles the Echidna, Shizuka Nekonome, Min Min, Sunset Shimmer, Firestorm Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Needle Man and Heat Man VS P'andor, Yost Crimson Dynamo, Wolf (Legend of The Candy Cane), Boxing World, Sushi World, Noodle World, Dora Skeleton and Lego Atomic Skull (Theme including Tyson) - Nico's rescue was battling Kushina's Akuma


P'andor was first.

P'andor (to Tahu): Nico's rescue was battling Kushina's Akuma. What was it named?

Tahu: Her name was Angel Inferno Ramen and she is an angel of super spicy ramen that is so hot that it can literally kill you!

Tyson: YEAH You should have seen how it looked and MAN WAS IT SPICY!

Yakumo: Yeah it sure waS! But many of us loved it! Especially J.D. and Boruto! They said it was the best nuclear hot spicy ramen ever.

Sunset Shimmer: (LAUGHS) It was really that good.

Firestorm Shimmer: And I loved it too and it was awesome! Wow!

Pipsqueak: (British Accent) That was amazing that they can handle that spicy ramen.

P'andor: Wow! That must've been good ramen. How was she made?

Pipsqueak: She was made because of Obito ripping the 9-Tails out of her and also all the atrocities committed to Naruto and she vowed to kill all those responsible for hurting him and make them feel her spicy wrath.

P'andor: OH MAN! That is crazy comrades! But I'm glad you all destroyed Obito before.

Sunburn: That is for sure.

P'andor: Wow no kidding! Lets do it!

TAHU! FLAME MAN!

Tahu: And here is my book.

It was called Tahu The Toa of Fire and the Flames of the Beybladers

Tahu: (Reads Verse) "With the powers of fire on his side, Tahu and the Beybladers battled the forces of darkness and blasted down their enemies."

They fired waves of fire and blasted them down.


Gali, Depth Charge, Sailor Saturn, Destiny the Whale Shark, Dory, Nemo, Bailey, Rarity, Sapphire Ocean, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Rico the Robot and Heckyl VS Man Ray, Swamp Witch, Evil Skarr, Scythe 2.0, Pinface, Mandy the Merciless, Manta Bayarsh and Barnacle Man (Theme including Depth Charge) - Us battling Another Universe 666 Omega, Daniel J. D'Arby, Pet Shop, Jumbo Shrimp, Thanos (X-Squad) and Proxima Midnight (X-Squad) who are the gene-slammers of Number 57: Tri-Head Dust Dragon, Number 56: Gold Rat, Snakeyashi, Dungeon Worm, Red-Eyes Black Dragon, Blue-Eyes White Dragon and Time Wizard


Man Ray was next.

Man Ray (to Gali): Nico, Sam's team, Universe 666 Omega's team, and the others did good battling Another Musa, Universe 666 Omega, Daniel J. D'Arby, Pet Shop, Jumbo Shrimp, Thanos (X-Squad) and Proxima Midnight (X-Squad). They are the gene-slammers of Number 57: Tri-Head Dust Dragon, Number 56: Gold Rat, Snakeyashi, Dungeon Worm, Red-Eyes Black Dragon, Blue-Eyes White Dragon and Time Wizard

Gali: They sure did and they were really cool! Also we were shocked to meet another of Seto Kaiba's siblings as well as another one of Joey's sisters. Also we found out that the Red-Eyes Black Dragon Gene-slammer is also Rex Raptor's sister!

Man Ray: WHOA! That is a surprise! He'll be happy to see her again.

Gali: Yeah. And we met a Dialga gene-slammer who is also Derpy Hoove's Gene-slammer and that was cool. But she farts a lot and it's funny.

Depth Charge: I agree there and that is cool though. She help Derpy by guiding her because of her condition.

Sailor Saturn: Yeah that is awesome. All those gene-slammers are cool too.

Rarity: They are most certainly amazing darlings.

Sapphire Ocean: I agree too.

Sweetie Belle: I do too as well.

Gill Grunt: You got that right.

Man Ray: That is awesome! Lets do it!

GALI! PUMP MAN!

Gali: And here is my book.

It was called Gali and the Music of the Hibiki Riders.

Gali: (Reads Verse) "With the powers of Music and Water, Gali and the Hibiki Riders blasted their enemies all over."

They fired waves of water, ice and jewels and smashed them down.


Lewa, Silv, Joan Gutierrez, Rachelle Orinoco, Three Mage Sisters, Janeen Aran, Adeleine, Rainbow Dash, Comet Thunder, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Apeface and Snapdragon VS Kitty, Esdeath, Sand Banbara (1973), Moltres, Zapdos and Articuno, Meteor, Ravess, Bakeneko and Cat R. Waul (Theme including Silv) - Lincoln's rescue in the anime Buddy Daddies


Kitty was next.

Kitty (to Lewa): I heard Lincoln's rescue was in the anime Buddy Daddies. How was it?

Lewa: It was really fun and cool. We took down the entire Suwa Organization and that was fun.

Silv: Yeah it sure was.

Joan Gutierrez: It was so fun!

Rainbow Dash: Boy it sure was awesome and fun.

Comet Thunder: Yeah we had fun on that.

Scootaloo: That is for sure!

Whirlwind: We sure took them down.

Kitty: That is awesome and fun! Lets do it!

LEWA! WIND CROWRANG!

Lewa: And here is my book.

It was called Lewa and The World War II Pigeon Army.

Lewa: (Reads Verse) "With the powers of wind at his side and with awesome friends from World War II Pigeons, Lewa and friends went into battle against evil falcon Nazis and blasted them all over."

They fired waves of wind, rainbows and lightning and smashed them down.


Kopaka, Rintaro Shindo, Arisia, Rachel Stavenport, Oceanus Shenron, Nuova Shenron, Universe 666 Eis Shenron, Starlight Glimmer, Moonlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Raven Bishop, Undead Skylanders, Cut Man and Junk Man VS Moonstone, Opposite Senshi, Insect Queen, Soupy Man, Jack the Zipper, Minions of Set, Asteroid Monster and Meteor (Theme including Rintaro Shindo) - Ocellus, Ink Rose and Lola Ferrington's final mission


Moonstone was next.

Moonstone (to Kopaka): Today was Ocellus, Ink Rose and Lola Ferrington's final mission. Who was fought there?

Kopaka: They fought Tiera and The Choten there and man was it brutal! They banished the Choten to the Warp until Ocellus, Ink Rose and Lola's big day. And they freed Tiera from his evil. She was in "Love" with him.

Moonstone: GEEZ! That is nuts!

Rintaro: It sure was.

Arisia: Yeah no kidding! But it was awesome! Tiera is now in the Redemption Squad and she is free from the Choten.

Starlight Glimmer: Nico's friends Pyra Houou and her team were with them and it was awesome.

Moonlight Glimmer: Yeah that was cool! And we also got reunited with Kyanite Sombra and you are not going to like this! She is the direct descendant of King Sombra!

THEY GASPED!

Moonstone: King Sombra was her ancestor!? That is shocking!

Moonlight Glimmer: But she is the polar opposite of him and hates him.

Cozy Glow: Thank goodness for that.

Raven Bishop: Yeah that was shocking.

Hex: No kidding!

Moonstone: Thank goodness she isn't like him! After all the atrocities he did King Sombra deserved to have his evil bloodline destroyed. Lets do it!

KOPAKA! CHILL MAN!

Kopaka: And here is my book.

It was called Kopaka and the Video Game Powers of The Ex-Aid Riders.

Kopaka: (Reads Verse) "With the powers of Ice and Video Games, Kopaka went into battle with the Video Game Bugs and blasted them all over and helped the Ex-Aid Riders."

They fired waves of ice, ghosts, bones, blood, skulls, lightning, magic and stars and smashed them down.


Onua, Takeru Tenkuji, Smolder, Draco, Spotlight, Blackout, Bash, Applejack, Apple Star, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Skullcruncher and Weirdwolf VS Tar Pit, Sir Toasty, Emerald Dragon, Mizugeiko, Elephanko, Bashmaster the Unbreakable, Mucus and Tar Monster (Theme including Takeru Tenkuji) - Us battling Danjim


Tar Pit was next.

Tar Pit (to Onua): You guys were battling Danjim earlier. I can't believe he lured you guys out by baiting the mascots with a trail of M&Ms!

Onua: Yeah that was crazy! Thank goodness J.D. was with the Mascots too. But also on the plus side, this was a great warmup to help get Lana, Starfire and May ready for their missions with the King Ohger's.

Tar Pit: WOW! Just like Lyra's missions last year. This will be very helpful to them.

Takeru: It sure will. This is gonna be so awesome to see what the King Ohger's world and their missions will be like.

Smolder: We're really looking forward to this one and it will be so fun.

Applejack: I agree there. But we had a lot of fun there too.

Apple Star: We sure did.

Apple Bloom: Yeah that was cool.

Flashwing: I agree there.

Tar Pit: Wow! And Danjim is the first monster they faced. He'll be perfect for the M.O.E. Lets do it!

ONUA! BLOCK MAN!

Onua: And here is my book.

It was called Onua and the Ghosts of History Riders.

Onua: (Reads Verse) "With the powers of Earth and the ultimate riders of ghosts on his side, Onua went into battle with evil ghosts that were going to destroy the world."

They fired waves of earth, rock, mud, boulders, lava, crystal and apples and smashed them down.


Pohatu, Talia Al Ghul, Wendy Marvell, Eclair, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Starlight Glimmer, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Citrine Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Rumble and Frenzy VS Avalanche, Lexaeus, Fire Bird (Godzilla of Hanna Barbera), King of Flan, Hades Beast Specter, Dr. Starline, Quakemon and Earthquaker (Pajama Sam) (Theme including Talia Al Ghul) - Meeting Maridia Baliton


Avalanche was next.

Avalanche (to Pohatu): You guys met Maridia Baliton today. She's Merrick's sister, right?

Pohatu: She sure is and she is amazingly strong. She is also the embodiment of the Howling Wolf and is a powerful master of all things with the Wolf.

Talia: We were all amazed with seeing her in action.

Wendy Marvell: She really unleashed the powers of the wolf on Danjim and it was cool.

Eclair: It sure was! We were amazed seeing her in action.

Pinkie Pie: Merrick was reunited with her for the first time in 3,000 years. After he was cursed as Zen-Aku.

Maud Pie: (Monotonously) It was really amazing to see.

Citrine Pie: I agree there!

Featherweight: Yeah that was cool.

Sprocket: I agree there too.

Avalanche: That is so cool that you guys met her! And I bet she was happy that Master Org was destroyed forever. Lets do it!

POHATU! IMPACT MAN!

Pohatu: And here is my book.

It was called Pohatu and the Apocalypse of The Build Riders.

Pohatu: (Reads Verse) "With the powers of stone on his side as well the powers of the Build Riders, Pohatu battled the Smashers and more and the forces of Evolt."

They fired waves of metal, gears, lightning and energy and smashed them down.


Takanuva, Sirius, Catherine Hoshi, Jin (Flashman), Seraph With Eyes of Blue, Blue-Eyes White Dragon, Red-Eyes Black Dragon, Twilight Sparkle, Stellar Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Eartha and Dreadbane VS Kyd Wykkyd, Black Baron, Gammaizer Fire, Evil Silver Banshee, Pagemaster Dragon, Dragon Lady (Extinctioners Comics), Goldgoyle and Kurogiri (Theme including Sirius) - Musa's day to shine


Kyd Wykkyd was next.

Kyd Wykkyd (to Takanuva): Today is Musa's day to shine. I hope you guys sang good songs

Takanuva: Oh we did and they were really awesome! Just Like in Musa's big day mission two years ago we sang a lot of really awesome songs.

Sirius: They sure were awesome and captivating.

Catherine Hoshi: We all thought so too.

Twilight Sparkle: I agree there and they were cool.

Stellar Sparkle: It sure was and it was awesome.

Starshine Sparkle: I love singing songs too. This is like a battle of the bands and a battle to have fun with music.

Spyro: It sure is.

Kyd Wykkyd: Wow! That is awesome! Lets do it

TAKANUVA! SPARK MAN!

Takanuva: And here is my book.

It was called Takanuva and the Time Travel Riders of Den-O.

Takanuva: (Reads Verse) "With the powers of light and the time traveling power of the train of Den-O, Takanuva and the riders blasted the forces of evil all over."

They fired waves of magic and light and smashed them all over.


Zick, Galatea Ghidorah, Roshi, Wataru Kurenai, Laura Evans, Claire Allaire, Dinosaur Story Rex, Fluttershy, Lilja, Daffodil Bloom, Bluebell, Fluttershy (G5), Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Buzzerbeak and Krankenstein VS Tri-Klops, MMPR Eye Guy, Robot Devil, Mad Apple, Universe 666 Cyclonis, Amorbis, Cyclops and Beholder (Theme including Galatea Ghidorah) - Musa's Akuma is a mermaid with a divine voice and she was turning people into skeletons with her power


Tri-Klops was next.

Tri Klops (to Zick): Musa's Akuma is a mermaid with a divine voice. She was turning people into skeletons with her power

Zick: We were shocked to see that! Wow! She is a true example of what goes on with the Dark Side of the Legend of the Mermaid.

Galatea Ghidorah: That was scary! If you thought Luna's Akuma was scary, Musa's Akuma was just as scary.

Roshi: You got that right!

Fluttershy: That was horrifying!

Lilja: (Icelandic Accent) It sure was scary and wicked.

Daffodil Bloom: Yeah no kidding there.

Bluebell: We were scared from it. But it was amazing.

Fluttershy (G5): Yeah no kidding there.

Tornado Bolt: It sure was scary to see there.

Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) Yeah it sure was.

Stealth Elf: I agree.

Tri-Klops: Boy no kidding there! That is crazy! Lets do it!

ZICK! ACID MAN!

Zick: And here is my book.

It was called Zick and the Sneezes of Monsters.

Zick: (Reads Verse) "With sneezes letting him know that monsters were near, Zick knows that he has to battle monsters to maintain the balance."

They fired waves of energy, leaves, grass, flowers, fruit and wood and smashed them down.


Ilana, Bubbles, Ets, Juleka, Chloe, Ayla, Jessica, Princess Luna, Dusk Eclipse, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of the Night, Dark Skylanders, Darkwing and Dreadwind VS Enchantress (DC), Lillith Aensland, Sloppy Joe, D.A.V.E., Teeny, Scab Fairy, Reaghoul and White Wizard (Theme including Bubbles) - Big D is back


Enchantress (DC) was next.

Enchantress (to Ilana): Big D is back. We haven't forgotten his crimes

Ilana: We sure haven't. Musa did a great job 2 years ago against him.

Bubbles: Yeah that is for sure there.

Ets: But we're ready for the Big D with our music and more.

Princess Luna: I agree there as well and it's gonna be fun.

Dusk Eclipse: I agree too. But wow! The songs that we were singing in the battle were breathtaking and awesome!

Enchantress: Everyone on the team has amazing singing power and awesome voices too.

Dusk Eclipse: They sure do! So cool!

Snowdrop: I agree there as well.

Moondust: It sure is cool.

Gari: I agree.

Blackout: I agree too as well.

Enchantress: Me too. But you guys are doing awesome against him so far. Lets do it!

ILANA! TIME MAN!

Ilana: And here is my book.

It was called Ilana and the Rebels of Galaluna.

Ilana: (Reads Verse) "With her home planet locked in a war because of a hostile takeover from one of the King's closest friends that he thought he could trust, Ilana and her brother were sent to Earth for safety and they battled numerous forces sent by the General and battled them and won."

They fired waves of darkness and energy and smashed them down.


Princess What's-Her-Name, Earthworm Jim, Asami Sato, Salene Sallamandia, Leona Terra, Shannon Simpson, Andromeda Buster, Princess Celestia, Dawn Eclipse, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Agitos and Nivenna VS Bizarro, Evil Solar Man, Shadow Prove, Mylene Farrow, Lunch Lady Ghost, Hector Con Carne 2.0, Notacon and Nibor (Theme including Earthworm Jim) - Big D will pay big time


Bizarro was next.

Bizarro (to Princess What's Her Name): Big D will not pay big time. Especially for how he didn't use Lil D like that!

Princess What's Her Name: He will not pay for it big time.

Earthworm: That is not for sure!

Asami Sato: I do not agree!

Princess Celestia: I don't agree either. He will not pay.

Dawn Eclipse was confused.

Dawn Eclipse: (Whispers to Princess What's Her Name) How come Bizarro is talking in opposite?

Princess What's Her Name: Oh that's his language. We'll help you understand later.

King Solar: But we will let him get away with this.

Solar Eclipsa: That is not for sure!

Amber Morning: It will be pretty!

Spotlight: That is not for sure and it will end well for him.

Bizarro: Bizarro think he is gonna be ugly after today. Lets not do it!

PRINCESS WHAT'S HER NAME! BOUNCE MAN!

Princess What's Her Name: This is not my book.

It was called Princess What's Her Name and the Tyranny of The Insectica Queen.

Princess What's Her Name: (Reads Verse) "With the help of her friends, Princess What's Her Name vowed to bring down that big dumb poopyhead queen and make sure her reign of terror was silenced permanently."

They fired waves of light and energy and smashed them down.


Lightspeed Rescue Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Aerith, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Whirlin.


Whirlin was next.

Whirlin: Those songs were awesome!

Nico: Yeah they were!

May: I'll say!

Whirlin: Yeah! Lets dance!

Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of weapons called the Thrashers of Big D, they're a massive collection of greatswords, blasters, spellbooks, and magic rings that'll really put the hurt on that music loser.

Nico teleported back with them.

Rangers: LIGHTSPEED RESCUE!

Ryan: TITANIUM POWER!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! LIGHTSPEED RESCUE!

They transformed and were ready!

Nico: YEAH! Lets get him!

Carter: RESCUE BIRD! UNILASER MODE!

Nico: FIRE!

They fired waves of energy and lasers and elements and blasted him all over and then...

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!

He exploded! Whirlin was dead!

Nico: Whirlin you have failed this city!

Troy: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win


We regrouped.

Troy: It's obvious we're using Hibiki.

Tsukasa: Musa would've fit well in there too.

Kamen Ride: Hibiki!

Kamen Ride: Ibuki!

Kamen Ride: Todoroki!

Kamen Ride: Zanki!

Tsukasa turned into Hibiki and Daiki summoned clones of the Hibiki Riders.

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RIDER MODE! MUSIC SOUND FORCE!

They turned into the Hibiki Riders.

Maria: (TURNS DIAL) PEACOCK MAYHEM FORCE!

She summoned Cyber Peacock, Hunter (Dino Charge), Balrog, Power Ring, En and Samara Morgan.

We went at him and smashed and pulverized him all over the place.

Lena, Gluko, Drillhorn and Nosecone used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Lena and Gluko's powers and Nosecone and Drillhorn's weapons 100-fold.

Lena Isis and Drillhorn: AQUOS WATER DRILL BLAST!

Gluko and Nosecone: DARKNESS BEAUTY LASER BLAST!

Robin of the Dark and Common Cold: SNOT ROBIN BLAST!

Cyborg of the Techno and Technus: CYBER TECH BLAST!

Beast Boy of the Jungle and Xaldin: PRIMAL WIND BLAST!

Starfire of Tamaran and Katnappe: TAMARAN FURY BLAST STORM!

Raven of the Shadow and Roquefort: CHEESE SHADOW BLAST!

Tara of the Earth and Waffle Woman: WAFFLE EARTH BLAST!

Kole of the Crystal and Salami Swami: CRYSTAL SALAMI BLAST!

Koji of Light and Magma: VOLCANO LIGHT BLAST!

Tommy of Ice and Oculous: EYE ICE BLAST!

Zoe of Wind and Mirror Master: WIND MIRROR BLAST!

Twilight Sparkle, Thunder Sparkle, Starburst, Night Light Jr, Nyx Midnight, Luna the Mistress of Night, Scarlet Genie, Zeta "Silver" Telekinetic, Sparkle Girl, Love Charm, Tinker Sparks, Starbeam Glitter, Rainbow Kat, Izzy Gravity, Starshine Sparkle, Luster Dawn, Princess Cadance, Princess Amore, Flurry Heart, Lilly Crystal, Cloud Star, Minuette, Twinkleshine, Lemon Hearts, Moondancer, Lyra Heartstrings, Sweetie Drops/Bon Bon, Donut Joe, Spike the Dragon, Shining Armor, Tempest Shadow, Swift Foot, Gallus the Griffin, Star Swirl the Bearded, Magic Skylanders, Rai, Sena and Joe Shimamura: MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP BLAST!

They fired waves of energy and elements.

Rainbooms, W.I.T.C.H., Winx Club, me and Nico: MAGIC OF MUSIC BLAST!

We fired a massive blast of energy and music

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Alicorn Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Godly Universal Mythological Harmony United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Alicorn Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) This is it, Big D, this is where your freedom ends here. MUSIC ELEMENT STYLE: BLUES!

Jessica Kaios: MUSIC FIRE STYLE: COUNTRY! music fire style: country

Yuna Kamihara: MUSIC WATER STYLE: SOFT ROCK!

Toph: MUSIC EARTH STYLE: ROCK N ROLL!

Chie Satonaka: MUSIC WIND STYLE: HIP-HOP!

Sari Sumdac: MUSIC LIGHTNING STYLE: LO-FI!

Lincoln and the girls fired waves of energy and elements that transformed into the genres of music and they smashed into Big D and exploded with incredible power.

Lincoln and his harem: Now, for the grand finale, this is where your freedom ends here and say hello back to life behind bars. MUSIC FINAL SMASH: MUSICAL NOTES BLAST!

Lincoln and his harem fired musical notes at Big D and they smashed into him and exploded with such incredible power.

Diabolico: Time for me to finish this!

He blasted Big D all over.

Me: YEAH!

Then...

CLICK!

I slapped the cuffs on him.

Then, Lincoln tied him up in a rainbow, white, and blue energy straitjacket, and he beamed him to The Uranus Prison, and since Big D is a repeat offender, he was sent to the Supermax Security Solitary Confinement Wing, where he was chained to the wall of his doorless windowless cell, and as soon as he woke up and saw what had happened, he screamed in pure rage.

We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.

Musa: And that is that!

Nico: You got that right, we're now rid of Big D forever.

Me: You said it.

Lincoln: Good riddance. Now, there's one last thing to do and one last loose end to tie up: Damian Phillips.

?: (ENRAGED SCREAM) YOU GODDAMN BITCHES! YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID TO BILLIE MULDOON!

Suddenly, the fifteen large planets orbiting around my legs, the fifteen large planets orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around the Loud Sisters and Parents' legs, the fifteen large planets orbiting around Nico's legs, the twenty large colored planets orbiting around Crash Bandicoot's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the legs of The Loud's friends, the twelve large dark blue planets orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the fifteen large aqua blue planets orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the twelve large fiery red planets orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the twelve emerald green planets orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the fifteen large marine blue planets orbiting around Liam's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the twelve large blood red planets around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the fifteen large ocean blue planets orbiting around Varie's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around William Dunbar and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eleven large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Takanuva's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our large gold halos with four orbiting large gold rings surrounding the corners behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.

Lincoln formed a massive and indestructible diamond barrier infused with absorption energy that protected all of us from a sudden barrage of bullets and the kinetic energy of the bullets were absorbed into us and made us even stronger and the bullets fell to the floor.

Lincoln: (Catches the stench of B.O.) UGH! There's no mistaking the stench of B.O. from anywhere, you better get out here, Damian Phillips, I can see the stink lines coming off you.

A large muscular male with long brown hair, black eyes of hatred, and dressed in black leather punk clothes came out, it was Damian Phillips, the first of Billie Muldoon's five minions.

Lori: I should've known you'd be the first of Billie's minions to show up here, you literally don't even know when to quit or stay away for good, do you?

Damian Phillips: SHUT THE FUCK UP, BITCH! SCREW YOU! YOU ALL ARE DEAD!

Adriana Pyromallis: Ah, shut up! The only person who's going to die here is you, you piece of crap, and I'm gonna make sure of that!

Suddenly, Adriana Pyromallis' red eyes turned neon red and she was surrounded by a crimson red, white, and blue energy aura with stars, aura energy, white and blue heavenly flames, fire, flames, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive greatsword, and as she approached Damian Phillips, she left crimson red, white, and blue energy, stars, aura energy, white and blue heavenly flames, fire, flames, phoenixes, and angels with every step.

Adriana Pyromallis: I knew from the very moment that Billie Muldoon had returned from The Black Gates, you five shitheads would also return to try and take revenge. But, that's not going to happen, Damian, I'm putting you down for good, and I'm gonna enjoy pissing that insane bitch off by showing her how we're going to kill you.

SUDDENLY, AN EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND INCREDIBLY POWERFUL RAINBOW FIRE EXPLOSION BLASTED OUT OF ADRIANA PYROMALLIS WITH INCREDIBLY DEVESTATING AND UNBELIEVABLE FORCE! THE EXPLOSION WAS SO INTENSELY POWERFUL THAT EVERYONE IN 900,000,000,000,000,000 UNIVERSES FELT IT AND THEN, IT FORMED INTO A MASSIVE JET OF RAINBOW FIRE AND IT FLEW OUT OF THE INFINITELY VAST WEB OF GALAXIES AND FORMED INTO A POWERFUL RAINBOW FIRE PHOENIX, RAINBOW FIRE BIKINI BABE, AND RAINBOW FIRE ANGEL, AND THEY CRIED INTENSELY WITH AMAZING POWER, AND THEN, THE RAINBOW FIRE PHOENIX, RAINBOW FIRE BIKINI BABE, AND RAINBOW FIRE ANGEL WENT BACK TO EARTH AND NATALIE YING XIAO GAINED AN INTENSELY POWERFUL AND SUPERCHARGED ASTRONOMICAL POWER BOOST!

Suddenly, Adriana Pyromallis was surrounded by a massive vortex of crimson red, white, and blue energy with stars, aura energy, white and blue heavenly flames, fire, and flames surrounding the vortex, there are fire bikini babes, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a crimson red phoenix with blood red eyes glaring at Damian Phillips: the blood red eyes of eternal death and eternal judgement, and we saw heavenly lights shining down on the vortex.

Suddenly, The Unity Crystals on my J.D. Knudson's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Justice glowed with very intense brightness and The Unity Crystals on Lincoln's massive Lincoln Loud's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal Heavenly Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon True Immortal True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal Heavenly Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon True Immortal True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism Phoenix God Angel Justice glowed with very intense brightness, and then, The Unity Crystals fired a beam of light into Adriana Pyromallis' massive greatsword, and then, it glowed, and surrounding the massive vortex of crimson red, white, and blue energy with stars, aura energy, white and blue heavenly flames, fire, and flames surrounding the vortex, there are fire bikini babes, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a crimson red phoenix with blood red eyes glaring at Damian Phillips: the blood red eyes of eternal death and eternal judgement and with heavenly lights shining down on the vortex is a MASSIVE VORTEX OF RAINBOW LIGHT AND ENERGY AND FIRE, ICE, WATER, WIND, LIGHTNING, EARTH, LAVA, LIGHT, DARKNESS, CRYSTALS, WOOD, STARS, TIME, NATURE, GRAVITY, BLOOD, MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, RAINBOW CRYSTALS, RAINBOW SUPER LIGHTNING, RAINBOW FIRE, SAND, BLUE FIRE, BUBBLES, STEAM, NEBULONIC GAS, SUNS, AURORA, LIGHT MAGIC, DARK MAGIC, BLACK MAGIC, SATANIC MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, EXPLOSIONS, AND ATOMIC RADIATION EXPLODED OUT OF HER AND HER POWER WAS REALLY AND RAPIDLY INCREASING AT AN EXPONENTIAL RATE AT A MASSIVE LEVEL!

Nico: HOLY GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!

Me: THIS IS IT!

Lincoln: IT'LL START RAINING BLOOD SOON, BRACE YOURSELVES!

THEN, THE WORLD TREE ESTATE, THE TREE OF HARMONY, THE POWERFUL LANDS OF EQUESTRIA, AND THE PLANETS AND STARS OF THE UNIVERSE GLOWED AND ALL THEIR ENERGY FLOWED INTO ADRIANA PYROMALLIS! THEN, AS SOON AS THE VORTEX FADED, ADRIANA PYROMALLIS EMERGED FOREVER CHANGED!

HEAVENLY MUSIC PLAYS

Adriana Pyromallis grew from 7'0" to 8'6" in height, she has large gold metal braces on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twenty large crimson red planets orbiting around her legs and twenty smaller crimson red planets orbiting around her waist, she has the body of a goddess, she has orange highlights in the bangs of her long crimson red hair and orange phoenix fire ombre streaks in the back and a large gold halo in the center and ring of fire made of gold around it with embedded red flame-shaped gems and gold angel wings on the bottom and four orbiting gold rings and rings of fire made of gold around them with embedded red flame-shaped gems on each corner behind her head, she has neon red eyes and a crimson red, white, and blue energy aura with stars, aura energy, white and blue heavenly flames, fire, flames, fire bikini babes, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all the elements swirling around it, she has a fire bikini babe and surrounded by a phoenix and angel emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with crimson red iris, she has on phoenix earrings with crimson red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Fire, Cosmic, Universe, God, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis in their claws, she also has a phoenix with crimson red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Fire, Cosmic, Universe, God, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the second pendant on the bottom of her crimson red phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with crimson red crystal links and jade beads from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and Jade Necklace of Shangdi and crimson red gems embedded on the gold lightning bolt links, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love on her neck. Adriana Pyromallis has on her crimson red two-piece bikini, gold armored knee-high boots with crimson red gems embedded in them, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, aura energy, white and blue heavenly flames, fire, flames, fire bikini babes, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is a fire bikini babe surrounded by a phoenix and angel and surrounded by winds and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenixes and angels surrounding a crimson red gem with neon glowing crimson red lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and components for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Adriana Pyromallis felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive crimson red angel wings with orange tips on the large crimson red feathers grew larger for her new body with a wingspan of 105'0" and medium sized crimson red angel wings with orange tips grew and sprouted out underneath her massive crimson red angel wings with a wingspan of 85'0" and small sized crimson red angel wings with orange tips grew and sprouted out underneath her medium sized crimson red angel wings with a wingspan of 65'0" and another set of crimson red angel wings with orange tips grew and sprouted out underneath the small sized crimson red angel wings with a wingspan of 45'0" and another set of crimson red angel wings with orange tips grew and sprouted out underneath the new crimson red angel wings with a wingspan of 25'0" and the shoulder blades of her massive crimson red angel wings and four sets of large crimson red angel wings underneath her massive crimson red angel wings have four sets of eyes with crimson red irises and she now has eleven massive and long crimson red wolf tails with orange tips and orange markings. Adriana Pyromallis has on a Ring of The Phoenix with large crimson red gem with a heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger, but then, we saw that she also had on the Green Lantern, Red Lantern, Yellow Lantern, Orange Lantern, Indigo Lantern, White Lantern, Black Lantern, and Blue Lantern Corps rings on her other fingers and rainbow Thunderbird wedding ring on her left pinkie and Stone of Gelel embedded on her left hand, and she has on white fingerless gloves with The Loud House on the back and surrounded by a fire bikini babe, phoenix, and angel and she has gold-plated armor on her finger joints and gold dragon claws covering her fingers and smaller planets orbiting around her fingers like rings and she also now has medium sized crimson red planets orbiting around her wrists and ankles.

Suddenly, Adriana Pyromallis' fire greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of crimson red, white, and blue energy, stars, aura energy, white and blue heavenly flames, fire, flames, fire bikini babes, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Adriana Pyromallis' True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos Phoenix Inferno Firestorm Fury Voluptuous Smoking Hot Fire Bikini Babe Phoenix God Archangel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos Phoenix Inferno Firestorm Fury Voluptuous Smoking Hot Fire Bikini Babe Phoenix God Archangel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded crimson red gems and a fire bikini babe etched on the 9'5" massive, hulking, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold phoenix heads with crimson red gems for eyes for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large crimson red gems embedded in the foreheads and surrounding the white angel faces are The Elements of Harmony and The Unity Stones on top of The Element of the Magic of Friendship, long midnight black handle measuring at 7'5" in length, four large gold phoenix heads with crimson red gems for eyes and inside their open mouths and below the phoenix heads is a gold phoenix head with crimson red gems for eyes and crimson red gem in its mouth for the pommel, Adriana Pyromallis has on her brand-new large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large crimson red gems on her arms and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer and Omnitrix on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with crimson red gems for eyes and crimson red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a crimson red kanji with flames in between the kanji below the fire bikini babe that said, "Adriana Pyromallis, Leader of The Smoking Hot Bikini Babes, Voluptuous Smoking Hot Bikini Babe of Fire, Powerful Force of Good, Thrasher of The Bad Guys, True Immortal, Goddess, and Omnipotent Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser and Destroyer of Lincoln's Enemies, Archenemy of Palapeño Gorokian, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates and The Black Abyss, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates and The Black Abyss, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, Great God of Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Destroyer of Irredeemable Black-Hearted Villains, Destroyer of Evil, Destroyer of Demonic Monsters, Power-Hungry Bastards, and Maniacal Tyrants, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary and Champion of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Defender of The Loud House and The Loud Family, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, Great God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice, True Immortal Hero, and Master of Stars, Fire, Flames, Bikini Babes, Phoenixes, and Angels"

アドリアナ・ピロマリス、スモーキング・ホット・ビキニ・ベイブのリーダー、火の官能的なスモーキング・ホット・ビキニ・ベイブ、善の強力な力、悪者のスラッシャー、真の不滅、女神、そして宇宙の全能の強力な戦士、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、リンカーンの敵の軽蔑者であり破壊者、パラペーニョ・ゴロキアンの大敵、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の保護者、擁護者、そして救世主、友情の力と要素のマスター、天のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、黒い門と黒い深淵のマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、極めて邪悪で腹黒でサディスティックで妄想的で権力に飢えた精神異常者で救いようのないろくでなしと暴君の破壊者であり殺害者、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、保護者、擁護者、そして救世主宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の、友情の力と要素のマスター、セレスティアル・ゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラック・ゲートとブラック・アビスのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、偉大な友情の神、真実、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、救いようのない黒い心の悪役の破壊者、世界の破壊者悪、悪魔のようなモンスター、力に飢えたろくでなし、狂気の暴君の破壊者、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの素晴らしいメンバー、宇宙と天空の使者でありチャンピオン、ラウド・ハウスとラウド・ファミリーの擁護者、ハーモニーと友情の大使、純潔、希望、勇気、愛、友情、希望、愛、勇気、正義の大神、真の不滅の英雄、そして星、火、炎、ビキニベイブ、フェニックス、天使のマスター

Adriana Pyromallis has transformed into SUPER ARCHANGEL-VOLUPTUOUS FIRE BIKINI BABE-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA TRUE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY UNIVERSAL ETERNAL HEAVEN COSMOS PHOENIX INFERNO FIRESTORM FURY VOLUPTUOUS FIRE BIKINI BABE PHOENIX GOD ARCHANGEL OF DIVINE TRUE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY UNIVERSAL ETERNAL HEAVEN COSMOS PHOENIX INFERNO FIRESTORM FURY VOLUPTUOUS FIRE BIKINI BABE PHOENIX GOD ARCHANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE TRUE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY UNIVERSAL ETERNAL HEAVEN COSMOS PHOENIX INFERNO FIRESTORM FURY VOLUPTUOUS FIRE BIKINI BABE PHOENIX GOD ARCHANGEL LOVE!

We were amazed by Adriana Pyromallis' transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was really gushing out blood. But, when Damian Phillips saw it, he went ballistic and got out his machine gun and fired more bullets at her, but Adriana Pyromallis fired a massive barrage of crimson red, white, and blue energy, stars, aura energy, white and blue heavenly flames, fire, flames, fire bikini babes, phoenixes, and angels that melted the bullets and hit Damian Phillips and sent him flying into a wall, he got back out, but he was so enraged, he bellowed like a madman and tore off his leather jacket and tank top!

Adriana Pyromallis: (Divine Echoing Heavenly Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos Phoenix Inferno Firestorm Fury Voluptuous Smoking Hot Fire Bikini Babe Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Phoenix Inferno Firestorm Fury Voluptuous Smoking Hot Fire Bikini Babe Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Figured that moron would try that. Alright, let's do this, Linky.

Lincoln: Right, Adriana. This is the last time we're gonna be doing this, Damian Phillips.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal Heavenly Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon True Immortal True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal Heavenly Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon True Immortal True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Alicorn-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Elemental Almighty Hinon True Immortal God Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Elemental Almighty Hinon True Immortal God Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Elemental Almighty Hinon True Immortal God Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as the sword pendants on his large white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love were glowing.

I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope.

And Nico unholstered his massive Nico Chan's True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Saiyan Pride Dragon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Saiyan Pride Dragon Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Saiyan Angel-Great Ape-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental True Rainbow Redemption Mythological Saiyan Pride Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental True Rainbow Redemption Mythological Saiyan Pride Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental True Rainbow Redemption Mythological Saiyan Pride Phoenix God Angel Hope and we joined them.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Alicorn Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Godly Universal Mythological Harmony United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Alicorn Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) I was absolutely disgusted by all of your actions and what you've done in the service of that psychopath, Billie Muldoon, and even now, you're still as unforgiveable as ever. There's a reason why we kicked you all out of Royal Woods after we took care of Billie Muldoon: all of you plotted to destroy the city if that happened, and you wanted to turn the city into a graveyard. Your plans were eventually ruined after we took down Billie Muldoon that day, but none of you refused to give in, you walked the path of a coward crawling your way through the dark, that's a lonely path, and it's one that'll follow you into death. Damian Phillips, may you suffer for all eternity with not a kindred soul to give you solace!

THAT PISSED OFF DAMIAN PHILLIPS EVEN MORE!

Nico: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Saiyan Great Ape Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Saiyan Great Ape Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Don't get angry with us, you deserved to be told off like that. When we also found out your four other buddies have also returned here, that meant Billie Muldoon has returned from The Black Gates.

Me: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) We'll be sure to deal with her when the time comes. But, for now, we better take care of you right here and right now.

Lincoln, Adriana Pyromallis, Nico, and I went after Damian Phillips, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow, white, and blue energy, crimson red, white, and blue energy, aura energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Shadow Wisps, Sylphs, Golems, Animals, and Mythological Animals at Damian Phillips, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Then, we attacked him with powerful slashes from our massive greatswords leaving bleeding scars on him and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two massive greatswords and he even fired red and blue wolf fire at them as well and I also left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with my gold-plated claws and fired blue wolf fire as well same with Nico, and Adriana Pyromallis did the same by firing crimson red, white, and blue energy slashes from her gold-armored dragon claws and her massive greatsword, and Lincoln, Lucille Ying Xiao, Nico, and I attacked him hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our massive superhuman strength, and this was making Damian Phillips even more angrier than ever.

Suddenly, Lincoln's massive white angel wings and four other sets of large white angel wings underneath his massive angel wings spread out even more as a gold intricate halo made of gold light appeared above his head along with three sets of gold chains around the gold light halo and formed into a purifying field that hit Damian Phillips, and we found ourselves in Heaven.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Alicorn Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Godly Universal Mythological Harmony United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Alicorn Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) This is it, Damian Phillips, This is where your rampage end here and now.

Then, Lincoln's massive white angel wings and four other sets of large white angel wings underneath his massive angel wings fired chains of gold energy that bound Damian Phillips.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Alicorn Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Godly Universal Mythological Harmony United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Alicorn Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) For far too long, you and the rest of those buttheads have caused too much destruction to our city an in the name of Billie Muldoon for the last time!

Then, Lincoln charged and smashed his rainbow energy infused left fist into Damian Phillips' stomach and a cluster of white and blue heavenly flames exploded out behind him, then, Lincoln formed a very massive glowing rainbow energy blade surrounding the 9'5" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade of his massive greatsword.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Alicorn Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Godly Universal Mythological Harmony United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Alicorn Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) This is where your life ends here and now!

Lincoln attacked him with two powerful energy slashes, and then...!

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Alicorn Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Godly Universal Mythological Harmony United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Alicorn Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) NOW, DIE AND GO TO HELL, DAMIAN PHILLIPS!

Lincoln did one final powerful energy slash that hit Damian Phillips hard, and then, a massive explosion erupted as the gold chains exploded into pieces, and Lincoln landed and Damian Phillips was now on his last legs and he was really really mangled.

Me: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) JUMPING JACKRABBITS!

Nico: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Saiyan Great Ape Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Saiyan Great Ape Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) UNREAL!

Then, Lincoln turned the tips of his eleven massive and long white wolf tails into Cell's stingers, and he stabbed them into Damian Phillips' chest, and he began absorbing him, and he and all of us assimilated his massive physical strength, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings and four other sets of large white angel wings underneath his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and his halo glowed and he began growing even more stronger.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Alicorn Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Godly Universal Mythological Harmony United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Alicorn Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) (GROWLS)

Then, when Lincoln was done and the stingers changed back, nothing was left of Damian Phillips except for his leather pants, and he drained the thug's soul of energy, and he sent him to The Black Abyss.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Alicorn Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Godly Universal Mythological Harmony United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Alicorn Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) See you never, moron.

We cheered wildly as we holstered our weapons and powered down and Adriana Pyromallis' new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, large gold halo with four orbiting large gold rings behind her head, twenty large crimson red planets orbiting around her legs and twenty smaller crimson red planets orbiting around her waist, smaller planets orbiting around the fingers, medium sized crimson red planets orbiting around her wrists and ankles, eleven massive and long crimson red wolf tails, and massive crimson red angel wings and four sets of large crimson red angel wings underneath her massive crimson red angel wings are permanent.

Adriana Pyromallis: And this is goodbye and good riddance forever, I don't want to see your face ever again! Thanks for helping me take down Damian Phillips, Lincoln, you too, J.D. and Nico.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Adriana.

Me and Nico: Our pleasure, Adriana.

Suddenly, Adriana Pyromallis wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive hairy pecs and her stomach pressed against his ten-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Adriana Pyromallis' face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Tiger, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, Incubus, Windigo, Alicorn, Demon, Shadow Wisp, Golem, Phoenix, and a fire bikini babe flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and the sudden appearance of lights shining down from Heaven and elemental forces behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Adriana Pyromallis sucked in and absorbed the elemental forces and they came back to us as the display vanished.

May: That's one down and four more to go. A good start.

Suddenly, we heard Billie Muldoon's insane scream of pure rage.

Me: And she found out we already got rid of Damian Phillips, and she's really gone berserk. Serves her right. So, Lincoln, who's the next girl we're meeting on your rescue tomorrow?

MYSTICAL MUSIC PLAYS

Suddenly, we saw a vampire flying in the skies and it left an amazing wave of darkness and vampire bats flying all across the skies.

Selene Arcangela: (GASPS) The vampire...! The sign..., is it who I think it is?

Lincoln: It is, Selene, and that's the next of The Avatar of The Mythical Beasts we're meeting: Valerie Vampire, Avatar of The Vampires.

Enya Phoenix: I knew it was her, and you guys are going to like hearing her story, Valerie Vampire, Avatar of The Vampires, is Lincoln's Guardian Angel and she's known as The Dark Vampire Queen of The Avatars of The Mythical Beasts, a group of girls who are Avatars of the most powerful mythical beasts and creatures of legend formed during ancient times. Darcy is a powerful master of the powers of darkness, blood, vampire bats, and vampires, and she's also known for her incredible tactics in war and for being one of the most powerful vampire queens ever in ancient history. She lived during an age of darkness and she was said to have been born to a powerful ancient vampire clan in a long forgotten castle that ruled over parts of Romania, and over time, as she grew, she gained all of the incredible strengths and powers of the vampires along with immortality, but none of their weaknesses, and she'd fought to defend her family from the hatred and fear wrought on by the paranoia that humans had towards her clan, and many centuries later, there was one person that harbored a true love for everything, and that also really strengthened the love and joy she had in her heart, and that person is none other than Lincoln, and she flew out and she met the person that brought that love to her, and she also became one of his most powerful Guardian Angels, and she trained him in mastering the powers of darkness, vampire bats, blood, and the powers of the vampires, and he also gained all of the incredible strengths and powers of the vampires and none of their weaknesses, along with incredible levels of superhuman strength and he became as strong as 999,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 vampires and men combined, and she also knew Lincoln is an Alpha Vampire-Werewolf hybrid and an extremely powerful and attractive one, and more than once, she'd kissed him on the lips and made out many times and he came back home all covered in kisses and his tails were wagging like crazy, and it made her love for him grow even stronger. Lincoln made her a powerful darkness greatsword, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln passionately on the lips which he returned with intensity, and as a result, he promised that when he comes of age, he'll marry her along with the rest of his harem. Valerie kept Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, Chandler, Killjoy Huggins, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies, and they were unable to try and kill her because she always comes back from the dead and she grows even stronger than ever, and if anyone dared to anger her by hurting Lincoln, they'd face the wrath of the vampires.

Me: Whoa!

Lucy: I remember her all too well, Valerie is an extremely powerful vampire and she trained Lincoln even more when she found out about him being an Alpha Vampire-Werewolf, and all of that training made him even more powerful than ever, and she gave him a powerful moniker, Lincoln is known as The Alpha Vampire-Werewolf King of Gotham Royal York, and anyone who angered him will suffer a fate crueler than death.

Nico: Wait, don't tell me he wound up turning any thug he drained of blood into either a vampire or a werewolf.

Lincoln: That's right, I did, and they're forced to serve me and my Guardian Angels and harem, and if they dared to get out of line, I would kill them by ripping their hearts out of their chests and eating them.

Eli: Yuck!

Lincoln: But, don't worry, that only happens with thugs and criminals.

Nico: (Shudders) I guess that's what happens when someone dares to anger you, Lincoln.

Bizarro: It was a bad day for songs.

Avalanche: Very bad indeed.

Moonstone: What should we do now?

Kyd Wykkyd: Celebrate of course.

Me: Good idea.

Tri-Klops: But first, one last song to close out this adventure

Me: I agree! Lets do it girls!

Pinkie Pie: 1... 2... 3... 4!

(SHINE LIKE RAINBOWS PLAYS)

The adventures we had in Equestria form.


Applejack and Rarity:

Once upon a time

You came into my world and made the stars align

Now I can see the signs

You pick me up when I get down so I can shine

[The Rainbooms]

Shine like rainbows

Shine like rainbows

Shine like rainbows

Shine like rainbows

[Me, Rainbow Dash & Sunset Shimmer]

Friends, you are in my life

And you can count on me to be there by your side

And when the music comes alive

We sing our songs to lift us up so we can shine

[Me and The Rainbooms]

And the sound that we hear in our hearts makes a crescendo

And the light that ignites in the dark, it makes us all glow

[Me and The Rainbooms]

And shine like rainbows

We shine like rainbows

Shine like rainbows

We shine like rainbows

[Me and The Rainbooms]

Together we stand as the rain begins to fall

And holdin' our heads up high as the sun shines through it all

[Me, The Rainbooms & Canterlot High students]

And the sound that we hear in our hearts makes a crescendo

And the light that ignites in the dark, it makes us all glow

[Me and The Rainbooms & Canterlot High students]

And shine like rainbows

We shine like rainbows

Shine like rainbows

We shine like rainbows

[Me The Rainbooms]

We shine like rainbows


We rocked!

Me: THANK YOU! GOOD NIGHT!

Qin: YEAH!

Nico: WOOHOO! GREAT JOB EVERYONE!

Me: YEAH!

Nico: Yeah! This was fun.

Will Vandom: (To the viewers) Music and songs are awesome and fun!

Me: YEAH!

We went to a good restaurant to eat and then We returned home, and Caleb Maxwell, Allie Maxwell, Gabriel Maxwell, Cage Blunt, Cage Blunt, James Blunt, Captain Whitten, Carter Kenrick, Roxy Drake, Jack Howard, Jazz Jackson, Cuffs Lane, Casey Antonio, Buffy Blain, Vessie Harris, Abby Smith, Travis Tackett, Leela Salyers, Peace Salyers, and Cronus Chase, and Thomas A.K.A. Panther, Carla Drake A.K.A. Carla Claw, Chester, Nick Price A.K.A. Crowe, Sarah Parker A.K.A. Hex, Chett A.K.A. Shroud, Sally Gamble, Jessie Jean A.K.A. Patch, Mad Cat Max, Nekome, Ichiro, and Claw Dane Drake of The Big Claw Gang looked out into the skies as the sun set and night fell on the city again.

Caleb Maxwell: And so, another day ends.

Cage Blunt: And now, we've got to deal with Sebastian's toxic madness whenever it's time for Lincoln's rescues.

Travis Tackett: I'm starting to think another outside force is responsible: the outside force being the one person who started the pain and suffering Darren's family went through.

Caleb Maxwell: You mean..., Elias Devereaux? The only way to find out is tomorrow, but we cannot tell anyone, if Sebastian hears, Elias will know we're on to him. So, we keep quiet and wait for the right moment.

They went to bed.

We went to sleep.

THE END


Another awesome chapter done.

WOW! This one rocked!

NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, BumbleSparkle, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did Mendez1996. Thanks guys

For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Chromastone, Vika, Morphin Master Pink, Cadance Cadenza, Helena Brooks and Jesse Anderson as well as Moonstone (Steven Universe), Crazy Gem, Supergiant (X-Squad), Lego Dementors, Darklord Amdusc and Rex Shard are going to do two parts. First is to find Princess Celestia and Luna of Sunny's world and they are in the Castle of the 2 Sisters Ruins. And for part 2 of the rescue we're going to Paleozoic World and we're going to battle Dennis Nedry who is out for revenge. Also we're going to battle Another Moonstone (Steven Universe), Crazy Gem, Supergiant (X-Squad), Lego Dementors, Darklord Amdusc and Rex Shard who are the gene-slammers of Great Moth and Harpie Lady and we're also going to meet a BlackWarGreymon gene-slammer

Alright, and for tomorrow, the second match-up is Adele Douglas, Bikini Babe of Water and Lincoln VS. Carly Sanders

For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to the world of the French cartoon Living with Dad, and we're going to take on a career criminal coming after a father and his 4 daughters, ages 2, 8, 12 and 18. The daughters' names are Bella, Roxane, Ondine and Pandora who goes by the nickname "Panda". But, the really bad news is the criminal is actually a serial killer that Lincoln help the police bust a long time ago, his name is Antoine Babineaux, France's most notorious serial killer who'd murdered tens of innocent people throughout France and even in the United States when he escaped from French authorities, and Lincoln is going to find out Antoine has returned to France to kill the family we're going to meet. But, Lincoln's going to finish this once and for all by killing Antoine Babineaux and send his black soul straight to The Black Abyss forever, and we're going to meet the next Avatar of the Mythical Beasts, her name is Valerie Vampire, Avatar of The Vampires, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel and she's known as The Dark Vampire Queen of The Avatars of The Mythical Beasts, a group of girls who are Avatars of the most powerful mythical beasts and creatures of legend formed during ancient times. Darcy is a powerful master of the powers of darkness, blood, vampire bats, and vampires, and she's also known for her incredible tactics in war and for being one of the most powerful vampire queens ever in ancient history. She lived during an age of darkness and she was said to have been born to a powerful ancient vampire clan in a long forgotten castle that ruled over parts of Romania, and over time, as she grew, she gained all of the incredible strengths and powers of the vampires along with immortality, but none of their weaknesses, and she'd fought to defend her family from the hatred and fear wrought on by the paranoia that humans had towards her clan, and many centuries later, there was one person that harbored a true love for everything, and that also really strengthened the love and joy she had in her heart, and that person is none other than Lincoln, and she flew out and she met the person that brought that love to her, and she also became one of his most powerful Guardian Angels, and she trained him in mastering the powers of darkness, vampire bats, blood, and the powers of the vampires, and he also gained all of the incredible strengths and powers of the vampires and none of their weaknesses, along with incredible levels of superhuman strength and he became as strong as 999,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 vampires and men combined, and she also knew Lincoln is an Alpha Vampire-Werewolf hybrid and an extremely powerful and attractive one, and more than once, she'd kissed him on the lips and made out many times and he came back home all covered in kisses and his tails were wagging like crazy, and it made her love for him grow even stronger. Lincoln made her a powerful darkness greatsword, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln passionately on the lips which he returned with intensity, and as a result, he promised that when he comes of age, he'll marry her along with the rest of his harem. Valerie kept Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, Chandler, Killjoy Huggins, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies, and they were unable to try and kill her because she always comes back from the dead and she grows even stronger than ever, and if anyone dared to anger her by hurting Lincoln, they'd face the wrath of the vampires.

Next is Sydney Burlington's day to shine and we're going to battle The Fold and destroy those nanochip monsters forever.

See you next time.