A/N: Hey, sorry if these chapters are taking almost every three months to publish, but I've been dealing with real life. Not to worry, though. I haven't forgotten about this story. Never have. Also, it's so hard to believe that it's been nearly two years since I started this story.

So, just to recap, everybody. In the last chapter, Lori and Bobby paid a visit to Rita's obstetrician, Bobby helped Lori tone down her controlling aspect towards her siblings, and a certain "fatherly" fellow shows his ugly face at Flip's.

I also want to thank Mike The Red Engine for helping me proofread...once again.

Enough beating around the bush. Here is chapter 16 of Baby Daddy Bobby...and have a Merry Christmas. ;)


Chapter 16: A Mall Brawl And A Germanese Dinner

The next day...

[It was afternoon, and Lori was in her room getting dressed whilst Leni checked her over. They and Bobby were going to the mall to shop for some baby supplies. However, as the eldest Loud sibling was putting on her blue dress, she found that it barely covered her backside due to the baby weight.]

Lori: "Dang it, Leni! Couldn't you have made a dress that's more fitting for an expecting mother."

Leni: "Well, I just thought it would still fit you."

[Lori simply groaned in frustration. At that moment, Bobby came out of the bathroom and froze in his tracks when he saw his girlfriend's partially-exposed butt out of the corner of his eye. Leni noticed the 17-year old Latino and casually waved at him.]

Leni: "Oh, hi Bobby!"

[Lori looked back and quickly covered her rear end before turning around to face her boyfriend. Then she angrily turned her gaze towards her sister.]

Lori: "LENI! HOW COULD YOU FORGET TO CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR?!"

Bobby: "Is this a bad time, girls?"

[Lori then turned to look at Bobby again.]

Lori: "No, Bobby, It's quite alright. I kinda like exposing my ass to everyone in this house, especially Lincoln."

[Lori said those last two words in a sarcastic tone through gritted teeth while Bobby walked over to her, placing his hands on her shoulders.]

Bobby: "Babe? What did Dr. Crawley say about your stress levels?"

[Lori took a deep breath and exhaled.]

Lori: "You're right, Bobby...sorry. It's just that, this dress has been getting shorter since the last time I've worn it, and it's my favorite one too. How am I supposed to go into town if it barely covers my butt?"

[Bobby thought for a moment before his brain cooked up a little something.]

Bobby: "I think I might have a solution to that problem. Babe, you think you can just turn around and...bend over?"

[After a few seconds, Bobby received a slap in the face from his girlfriend.]

Lori: "OH MY GOD! What the hell is wrong with you?! Do you literally think that I'm some kind of backdoor slut or something?!"

[Bobby dropped to his knees and covered his stinging red cheek as tears leaked from his eyes.]

Bobby: "I...I'm sorry! I didn't mean to say it like that! I'll try harder next time, I swear! Just please don't hurt me, Papi!"

[Lori softened up as she watched her boyfriend's traumatic episode.]

Lori: "Oh, Bobby... I'm so sorry about that. [sighs] Alright, I'll do it. Now, whatever it is you're going to do, please be quick about it."

[Bobby wiped his eyes and looked back at his girlfriend as she turned around and leaned forward with her butt right before the young Latino's eyes.]

Bobby: "Okay, I just need to get something. Stay right there! I'll be right back."

[With that, Bobby left the room in a hurry while Leni looked back at her sister.]

Leni: "What about me?"

Lori: "You can shut the door and keep facing it for twenty seconds or so, okay? No one else needs to see my ass in the open."

Leni: "But what about Bobby? He said he'll be back."

Lori: "Then just let him come in."

[As Leni shut the door, she stared at it for a matter of seconds until Bobby came back in holding a green marker. The Hispanic boy then stood in front of his lover's butt and got on one knee. He then used the marker to write on both of the eldest Loud sister's cheeks whilst Leni watched with curiosity. Lori was wearing a blue thong, so Bobby didn't have to worry about hitting any of her private parts. When he was finished, Lori looked in the mirror and the writing said Property of Bobby Santiago.]

Bobby: "I just wanted to let other people know that you're taken. I mean, can you blame me?"

[Lori rolled her eyes and folded her arms.]

Lori: "Gee...thanks... Although my growing belly would've been enough of an indication as it is."

[At that moment, Leni turned around and lifted the back of her dress, leaving her own butt exposed. Bobby blushed and looked away while covering his eyes.]

Lori: "Leni! What the hell are you doing?!"

Leni: "Waiting for one of you to draw on my tushie. I thought we were, like, doing butt drawings."

[Lori sighed and grabbed the marker from Bobby.]

Lori: "I'll do it, Leni! Just don't encourage him!"

[A few minutes later, Bobby and Lori were ready to head out. As they reached the bottom of the stairs, they ran into Rita and Lynn Sr..]

Rita: "Are you sure you don't want me or your father coming along?"

Lori: "No thanks, guys. Leni's coming along for the ride."

Leni: "Okay, guys! I'm ready!"

[At that moment, Leni came down the stairs and joined her sister and Bobby.]

Lynn Sr.: "Now, kids, I want you to be very careful with Vanzilla, keep out of harm's way, and please call us if you suffer a breakdown..."

[Lori and Bobby stared at the patriarch before he cleared his throat.]

Lynn Sr.: "The van, not Lori."

[Lori shot her father a deadpanned look.]

Lori: "Thank you for clearing that up, Dad."

[The three teens continued heading for the door. However, Rita and Lynn Sr. saw their eldest daughter's rear end halfway exposed, as well as the message written in green marker.]

Rita: "Now, hold on a minute there, young lady!"

[With that, the three teens stopped in their tracks. Rita walked over to Lori.]

Rita: "You're not going out in public wearing that, are you? It's getting too small."

Lori: "I know, but what else do we have to wear?"

[Rita thought for a moment before her mind came up with something.]

Rita: "How about borrowing one of my old dresses? I'm sure at least one of them will be able to fit you."

[Lori sighed. This wasn't the first time she had borrowed clothes from her mother, as she had been wearing the top of Rita's old girdle as a shirt for quite some time. In any case, Lori glanced back at her sister and boyfriend.]

Lori: "You guys go ahead. I'll catch up when I'm ready."

[Lori followed her mother into the parents' room while Lynn Sr. walked over to the other two teens.]

Lynn Sr.: "Leni? Do you think you can wait outside? I need to talk some sense into Bobby."

[Leni simply nodded and went out the door, while Bobby stood before the patriarch of the Loud family, who had his eyebrow raised at the young Latino.]

Bobby: "Okay, Mr. Loud... Before you say anything...I was just trying to help Lori with her dress problem."

Lynn Sr.: "By marking your territory on her? Really? Couldn't you have thought of a better solution than that?"

Bobby: "Well, I'm not really an expert on making dresses, I mean, Leni does a pretty good job at that."

[Lynn Sr. gave a small chuckle.]

Lynn Sr.: "True... Leni is a professional at dress designing...but that's besides the point! I just don't understand why you boys have to do such...questionable methods."

[At that moment, Rita came out of her room, followed by Lori, who was wearing her mother's dancing dress. It was a bit wide for Lori, but at least it covered her butt.]

Lori: "So? How do I look?"

[Lori turned around and back again, leaving her boyfriend at a loss for words.]

Bobby: "You look...great, Babe."

[Lori blushed before heading out the door with Bobby.]

Lori: "Well, it's only until I get a new dress at the mall...and preferably one that covers everything in the back."

[With that, Bobby and Lori headed out the front door while latter waved goodbye to her parents.]

Lori: "We'll be back soon!"

Rita: "Take care, kids!"

[As soon as Lori and Bobby walked outside, they found Leni waiting in one of the second row seats of the family van. Bobby took the wheel while Lori sat beside her younger sister. When everyone had their seat belts fastened, Bobby backed out of the driveway and drove towards their destination.]

[On the way to the mall, Bobby fiddled with the radio for nearly ten seconds until he stopped at the oldies station. Hall & Oates started playing on said station.]

Bobby: "So, babe? What kind of dress do you want?"

[Lori sighed and looked out the window.]

Lori: "I don't care what kind of dress it is. I only want something that doesn't make me look like a total slut in public."

Bobby: "Are you sure you-"

Lori: "Yes!"

Bobby: "Alright. Whatever you say."

She'll only come out at night
The lean and hungry type
Nothing is new, I've seen her here before
Watching and waiting
Ooh, she's sitting with your, but here eyes are on the door
So many have paid to see
What you think you're getting for free
The woman is wild, a she-cat tamed by the purr of a jaguar
Money's the matter
If you're in it for love
You ain't gonna get to far

(Oh here she comes)
Watch out boy she'll chew you up
(Oh here she comes)
She's a maneater
(Oh here she comes)
Watch out boy she'll chew you up
(Oh here she comes)
She's a maneater

I wouldn't if I were you
I know what she can do
She's deadly man, she could really rip your world apart
Mind over matter
Ooh, the beauty is there but a beast is in her heart

(Oh here she comes)
Watch out boy she'll chew you up
(Oh here she comes)
She's a maneater
(Oh here she comes)
Watch out boy she'll chew you up
(Oh here she comes)
She's a maneater

[The drive had been quiet for a couple of minutes, until Leni over looked at Lori, who was still staring out the window with a worried look on her face.]

Leni: "Is something the matter, Lori?"

[Lori looked back at her sister.]

Lori: "I just know that Whitney and her cronies are gonna be there...ready to lash at me like a pack of wild dogs."

[Bobby heard the girls chatting and spoke up.]

Bobby: "Don't you worry about them, Babe. As soon as we reach the mall, I'll be right there beside you."

[Lori just sighed. She appreciated the fact that her boyfriend will be protecting her, but she was also feeling a bit embarrased.]

Leni: "Look...maybe she's forgotten all about that whole pregnancy fiasco and decided to leave you alone."

[But Lori wasn't so sure.]

[About fifteen minutes later, the group had arrived at Royal Woods Mall. After another eight minutes of searching for a free spot in the crowded parking lot, the group walked into the mall. Their first stop was the department store.]

[On the way there, they came across Whitney and her friends. They tried to ignore the group, but Whitney noticed them and spoke up.]

Whitney: "Hello, Whori. How's that miserable life with your idiotic Latino friend?"

[Lori stopped in her tracks and turned around to glare at Whitney as her sister and boyfriend followed suit.]

Lori: "I don't think that's any of your damn business...and don't speak about Bobby like that. Besides, there's nothing miserable about the life I have right now."

Leni: "Like, I thought we were friends."

Whitney: "Friends? [scoffs] Why would we be friends with people who can't even keep their legs closed. Also, what's with that granny dress? I thought you and Leni were better than that."

[Whitney pointed to Lori's dress and laughed alongside her friends, causing Lori to start tearing up, even though she tried to fight it.]

Lori: "Hey! This dress was from my mother!"

Leni: "Yeah! There's no need to involve her in this!"

Whitney: "Of course! How thoughtless of me! How can you be your own woman when you still have to rely on your parents for support? Especially after letting yourself go like that?"

[With that, Whitney and her friends laughed again. Lori couldn't handle it anymore, so she covered her face and let the tears flow. Bobby stood by his girlfriend's side and wrapped his arm around her, letting her cry on his shoulder.]

Bobby: "Just ignore them, Babe. They're not worth getting upset over."

[Lori took a deep breath before she and the others walked away. As they did, Leni turned around and glanced at Whitney.]

Leni: "I know it's none of my business, but why aren't Becky and Dana with you?"

Whitney: "I don't think we have time to answer your stupid questions! Now get out of our sight, you dumb bitch!"

Leni: "Okay! You don't have to, like, respond that way!"

[With that, Leni went to catch up with Lori and Bobby.]

Lori: "Why didn't you do anything about Whitney? I mean, how can you be so calm?"

Bobby: "Look, I'm upset at them too. But we don't want to cause a scene, now do we?"

[Lori shook her head.]

Leni: "You know, this is kinda like how you and the others taught me to be a little more aggressive...of course, I didn't want to overdo it, and now I have a job. Speaking of which, do you think you'll feel better once we head over to Reininger's and get you that new dress? Then after that, we can hit the baby store."

[Lori wiped her eyes before giving her sister a small smile.]

Lori: "That...sounds like a plan. I literally need to get out of this dress before anyone else makes fun of me."

Leni: "And don't worry about paying at Reininger's...I have a job there. Wait? Did I say that already? Anyway, whatever you pick is on me...even though there's nothing on me."

[Lori gave her younger sister a hug.]

Lori: "Thank you, Leni."

Bobby: "Yeah! We really appreciate that."

[With that, the group continued on to Reininger's, hoping they would get their minds off of Whitney.]

Meanwhile, at Flip's Food & Fuel...

Flip: "Thanks for stopping by!"

[Flip had just finished serving his next customer when he saw two men in suits enter his establishment. He then greeted the two men as they walked up to him.]

Flip: "Hey, welcome to Flip's! What can your's truly do for you two? Eh?"

[Castleton walked up to the counter and spoke.]

Castleton: "Not much... I just came here to get some peppermint gum."

[Koch cleared his throat which served as a reminder to his partner.]

Castleton: "And my partner here would like to purchase some pizza and a Flippee."

[Castleton leaned over and picked up a package of gum and placed it on the counter before glancing over at the store owner.]

Castleton: "Also, we've responded to a call coming from this establishment. Is there something wrong?"

Flip: "Okay, so maybe I left a call at the station. But only because I need help. I'm not usually the begging type, but my store got attacked last night."

Castleton: "You don't say? What did the perpetrator look like?"

Flip: "Well, uh...he was big...he had a baseball cap, I think...a red jacket and...I can't remember anything else...unless I get an advance."

[Flip smirked and rubbed two fingers together. Castleton glared at the store owner before giving him ten dollars.]

Flip: "Oh yeah, the guy also had shades and a big beard."

Castleton: "Seems like pretty good info...but there's just one more tiny detail that we're missing."

Flip: "Well, I don't know what else I can tell you... So, unless you got another twenty, I guess you're on your own from here."

Koch: "Goddammit! What is wrong with this thing?!

[Flip and Castleton turned to see Koch banging on the Flippee machine whilst growling in frustration.]

Koch: "I need something to wash down this pizza, and this piece of shit doesn't even work!"

[Flip sighed before walking over to the Flippee machine.]

Flip: "Alright, damn it. Just, hold on a minute! Let ol' Flip do a little magic on this thing."

[Flip grabbed the machine and started lifting it up and down, but to no avail. Then he tried shaking it left and right, but once again, nothing happened. No matter what he tried, the machine just wouldn't cooperate. Koch was starting to lose his patience at that moment.]

Koch: "Okay! Fuck this shit!"

[Koch pulled out his revolver and pointed at the Flippee machine. Flip ducked down to the floor and Koch managed to fire two shots into the machine before his partner tackled him to the ground and disarmed him. Different colors of liquid leaked out of the machine all over Flip and the floor.]

Flip: "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?! ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME OR SOMETHING?! THAT MACHINE IS WHERE ALL MY PROFITS COME FROM!"

[Koch just got up and brushed his tie with his hand.]

Koch: "Hey! You're welcome! Okay, asshole?!"

Flip: "I can't believe this shit! First that Mexican nut bag, and now trigger happy cops?! I can't go on for two days without someone kicking my ass!"

Castleton: "Wait! Did you say he was Mexican?"

Flip: "Yes! The guy was Mexican, and he told me he was gonna burn down this store if I didn't keep my damn mouth shut! Now that you got your precious info, you might as well get the hell out of my store! The both of ya are banned!"

[Koch said nothing and marched outside while Castleton turned to glance at Flip.]

Castleton: "First of all, we want to say thank you for your cooperation... Secondly, I would like to apologize for my partner's behavior, and we'll gladly compensate you for the damage."

Flip: "Well, you better! I'll lose my business without my Flippees and this equipment doesn't come cheap!"

[With that, Castleton followed Koch to their car and the two detectives drove back to the station.]

Castleton: "Well, at least we know he's back in town...we just don't know where he's hiding at the moment."

Koch: "What does it matter? He's probably skipped town again, for all I care."

Castleton: "You know, Matt. You didn't necessarily help out back at Flip's. You just shot up the Flippee machine like a common mugger...and now we have to pay for that as well."

Koch: "Hey! It's not my fault that fat bastard's drink machine was a piece of shit!"

Castleton: "Whatever...we're not giving up this search. Alex Santiago will spend the rest of his life behind bars...if not the electric chair."

Koch: "Whatever you say, Cas."

Meanwhile, at Reininger's...

[Lori was in the changing room trying on a new dress while Leni and Bobby waited for her outside. after about five minutes, Lori came out wearing a tight black dress.]

Lori: "So? How do I look? Does this dress make me look fat?"

[Lori turned left and right, leaving her boyfriend speechless for a few seconds.]

Lori: "Well?"

Bobby: "Not at all, babe! You look absolutely stunning."

Lori: "Oh, Boo-Boo Bear! I literally don't deserve you!"

[Lori walked over to her boyfriend and gave him a kiss on the cheek, while Leni took a picture of them using her cell phone.]

Leni: "You guys look totes cute together."

[After paying for the dress, the group left Reininger's and headed for the baby store.]

Lori: "Okay, guys. We're only getting a few items for the baby. Nothing too big at the moment since I probably won't be moving out for quite some time."

[As they went inside, they approached the newborn aisle where they found bunches of toys, clothes and stuff. However, their were mostly getting diapers, a rattle, and a stuffed animal.]

[When they've got everything, the group headed for the food court. Once there, they each got a frozen yogurt. Bobby got Mint chocolate chip, Lori got blueberry with strawberry, and Leni got vanilla.]

Leni: "So...uh... Is there anything you guys like to talk about?"

Lori: "Bobby made reservations for this new fusion restaurant downtown tonight. It's this German-Japanese joint called Hans and Hiro's. It even has a hibachi bar. I've talked to Bobby about wanting to try sushi for quite some time, and I think now's my chance."

[Bobby wrapped his arm around his girlfriend.]

Bobby: "That's true, babe...and you're welcome for the reservations."

[Bobby gave Lori a quick peck on her cheek.]

Leni: "That's cool! Why don't I come with you guys? Plus, since three is kind of an odd number, why don't we invite someone else to join us? It'll be like a double date."

Lori: "Okay... Who did you have in mind?"

[Leni didn't answer. She just took her cell phone out of her purse and dialed a number. After three beeps, a young male voice was heard from the other end.]

Voice: "Hey, Leni."

Leni: "Hey, Chaz! How's it going?"

Chaz: "Pretty good. I've been working twice as hard at the department store this week. How about you?"

Leni: "Super swell! I did some baby shopping with Lori and Bobby, and now we're sharing a fro-yo. We also ran into a bit of trouble with Whitney and her group, but everything's like, dandy so far. By the way, do you think you're available to like go out with me to Hans and Hiro's for dinner tonight? That is, if you don't have anything planned."

Chaz: "It's no problem, Leni. I mean, I'd love join you for some fusion cuisine."

Leni: "Awww! Thanks, Chaz! I really appreciate that! By the way, is it okay if Lori and Bobby come with us? They've made reservations."

Chaz: "Sure! I wouldn't mind having some company with us. I'll come by your house tonight at seven to join you."

Leni: "Great! We'll be ready for you, Chazzy."

[Leni gave Chaz a couple of air kisses before hanging up.]

Leni: "Chaz said yes! Of course, you've probably heard the whole thing."

Lori: "Yeah...we did."

Bobby: "I think it's great that you and Chaz will be joining us...it kinda makes it more fun."

[After they had finished their yogurt, the group was ready to head home. But, as they approached the exit, they came across Whitney and her friends blocking their way.]

Whitney: "Do you guys have to leave so soon?"

Lori: "Yes! I'm going back home to my family. You have a problem with that?"

Whitney: "Maybe we do."

Leni: "Look, Whitney? Could you like, move out of the way? Pretty please? We've got a family who are worried sick about us."

[After a few seconds of silence, Whitney and her friends laughed out loud.]

Whitney: "That was so wonderful! Seeing dumb naive Leni ask us so nicely just cracks me up!"

Lori: "Hey! Don't you talk about my sister like that!"

[Bobby placed his hand on his girlfriend's shoulder in an attempt to stop her.]

Bobby: "Lori-"

[Lori immediately moved her arm away from Bobby before turning back at Whitney.]

Lori: "NO! I literally do not appreciate you talking about my family like that!"

[Whitney scoffed.]

Whitney: "You know, I think that a real woman wouldn't just waste her life on something that doesn't belong in this world. She should just get rid of that thing for the greater good."

[Tears started forming in Lori's eyes as Whitney and her friends laughed again.]

Lori: "Are you talking about my baby?! How...how fucking DARE you?!"

Whitney: "So, what if I am? It's not my fault you couldn't control your damn urges, you slut."

[Lori covered her eyes and sobbed while Bobby stood in front of her with gritted teeth.]

Bobby: "I suggest you take back all those things you said about Lori, or else!"

Whitney: "Or else what, Mr. Longman? You'll bark at us like her dog? This loser can't even bite! Hell, there's no way in hell that he can even raise that...that...waste."

[Bobby clenched his hand in a fist before taking a few steps forward.]

Bobby: "Okay! You know what? I think you're crossing the line here! You can bully my girlfriend all you want! You can ridicule her family! You can even berate ME! But, there is no way you can insult my child and get away with it! Now, I'm gonna say it one more time. Take...those...things...back...about...my...girlfriend!"

[Whitney smirked before letting out a chuckle.]

Whitney: "Look at this, girls! This dumbass thinks he's so tough! He doesn't even know how to fight...not even for Princess Pregoslut and her failed abortion over there!"

[Whitney pointed at Lori, who was still sobbing at her former friend's hurtful words while her sister had her hands on her shoulders. At this point, Bobby was ready to strike the girl in the pink shirt and marched straight over to her.]

Bobby: "I may not be a very good fighter, but I know how to talk down to people like you! Maybe Lori isn't the perfect human being, but at least she gives a DAMN about her family! YOU on the other hand, think that you're so high and mighty, like you're better than Carol Pingrey or something! But you know what the sad truth is? You're just some spoiled bitch pretending to be queen of Royal Woods High! Probably why Becky and Dana even THOUGHT about ditching that little ragtag group of yours!"

[Whitney went red in the face upon hearing those words, and in one swift motion, she gave the Hispanic boy a hard knee kick in his crotch, causing him to fall slowly to the floor with his hands between his legs. Lori saw this and covered her mouth in shock.]

Whitney: "How fucking DARE you talk to me like that?! You call yourself a man?! You're just a pathetic, retarded, homeless bum living in some stupid bullshit fairy tale with a self-centered tramp! Why do you even bother with that skank, anyhow? Is it because you were desperate?! Or is this just out of pure stupidity?!"

Bobby: "Don't you dare call Lori that...ow."

[Whitney looked down at the suffering boy and put her foot on his stomach as if dominating him.]

Whitney: "And in case you're wondering, Becky and Dana tried to talk down to me before, but they only got themselves kicked out! Big mistake on their part if you ask me."

"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!"

[Whitney looked ahead and saw one of the mall cops, Ernie rushing towards the scene on his scooter. Whitney and her friends turned around and started to run towards the exit, but due to the high heels she was wearing, Whitney tripped and fell on the floor. She tried to get up, but Ernie caught up to the blonde girl and jumped off the scooter before tackling her to the floor as her friends kept running until they were outside. Ernie slapped some handcuffs on Whitney's wrists before pulling out his walkie-talkie.]

Ernie: "Captain! I'm gonna need backup outside the north gate! I've got an injured teen and a couple of runners making a break for it outside!"

Captain: "Copy that, Ernest! Sending a couple'a guys to your position!"

[Ernie put down the radio got back on his feet while keeping his grip on Whitney.]

Ernie: "Anything you like to say before I take you in?!"

Whitney: "You wouldn't lock up an innocent woman, would you?! I was just helping him up!"

Ernie: "Tell that to the judge, ma'am! You're gonna spend some time in the mall jail until your parents come pick you up."

Whitney: "But, you can't! They'll kill me for this!"

Ernie: "Well, you should've thought of that before you decided to act so aggressive in public!"

[Ernie picked up the blonde teen and started dragging her to the mall's jail. Whitney turned her head and glared at Lori and Bobby.]

Whitney: "You win this round, Santiago! But don't think you're gonna be safe for long! You will regret all of this!"

Ernie: "Yeah, yeah, just pipe down, Woman!"

[As Ernie dragged the struggling blonde girl to his superior, the other two mall cops have arrived. One of the them ran outside to search for Whitney's friends while the other checked Bobby for further injuries.]

Lori: "Are you okay, Bobby?!"

Bobby: "I'll be fine, Babe. I mean, I've suffered much worse than this."

[Lori sighed. She could tell what her boyfriend meant by worse.]

Leni: "How is he?"

Mall Cop: "He's gonna be okay. Aside from getting a good kick in his nether regions, nothing else is harmed."

That evening, at the Loud House...

[Bobby was lying on the couch with an ice pack on his crotch when he heard the doorbell ring.]

Bobby: "Who is it?"

Chaz: "It's Chaz!"

Bobby: "Alright, I'm coming!"

[Bobby then got up and answered the door and saw Chaz wearing a black tuxedo and holding a single rose.]

Chaz: "Hey, Bobby! Is Leni ready?"

Bobby: "Hold on, Chaz. I'll go see."

[Bobby turned around and called upstairs.]

Bobby: "Lori! Leni! Chaz is here!"

Leni: "Okay! We'll be right down in a moment! Lori's just feeling a little under the weather, which is strange because we have a roof over our heads!"

Lori: "I AM LITERALLY FINE! THANK YOU!"

[Bobby sighed before he and Chaz sat on the couch and waited for what seemed like forever as they can hear Lori puking her guts out.]

Chaz: "How long have they been in there?"

Bobby: "Just give them time, okay? I mean, taking care of Lori and the baby isn't exactly a walk in the park. By the way, do you and Leni have any plans to uhhh...take the next step?"

Chaz: "Maybe? Why?"

[Bobby then leaned over to his friend and whispered into his ear.]

Bobby: "Then take my advice and use a condom... Save yourself from all the stress until you get married."

[After about five minutes, Lori and Leni slowly walked down the stairs. Lori was wearing her black dress, while Leni wore a turquoise dress that she had designed herself.]

Lori: "Hey, boys! You ready?"

[Chaz gave a thumbs up to Leni whilst Bobby did the same for Lori.]

Chaz: "Chaz like!"

[With that, they all headed outside and approached Vanzilla. Bobby held one of the middle doors open so Lori can enter.]

Bobby: "After you, mi amor."

[Lori entered and sat in the second row while her fashionista sister followed suit. Chaz went up front next to Bobby as the Hispanic boy took the wheel and backed out of the driveway, before driving towards Downtown. Ronnie Anne watched them from the living room window.]

[Back in the house, Ronnie Anne was heading back to Lincoln's room when she heard noises coming from the last room on the left. She peeked through the door and saw Lincoln playing with Lily and the twins. Lana and Lincoln were dressed as cowboys wielding toy revolvers and riding on wooden hobby horses, Lily was dressed as a cow, and Lola was standing in front of her wearing a black Victorian-style dress and a matching black hat while holding a toy revolver like her twin and older brother. Lana spoke to her younger twin in a western accent.]

Lana: "You best give up, Lola the Leech! Your cattle rustlin' days are numbered!"

Lily: "Moo!"

[Lola just smirked at her twin before she spoke back in a southern accent.]

Lola: "Never will I unhand this valuable livestock! If you's want this precious cattle back, you gonna have to face me in a duel!"

[Lana looked at her twin with a smirk on her face.]

Lana: "I say let's do it! Keep your weapon holstered, Linc! Because this is between me and the Leech!"

[With that, the twins hovered over their holstered toy guns, staring each other down with dogged determination. Ronnie Anne stood by the doorway and kept her eyes fixed on the twins, wondering who would take the first shot. Lincoln could watch with worry as his younger sisters got ready. However, no sooner did the twins pull out their guns, Lincoln spotted Ronnie Anne and yelled out. This distracted Lana, giving Lola the chance to shoot her in the face. (The guns were filled with caps so nobody would get hurt.) Lana fell on her bottom before she and Lola checked to see what got their brother so startled.]

Ronnie Anne: "Dare I ask what you've been up to?"

[Lincoln stood up and arched his back before greeting his Latina friend.]

Lincoln: "Oh hey, Ronnie Anne... Me, Lily and the twins were just playing cowboys and bandits...and Lana made me her deputy."

Ronnie Anne: "Is that a fact?"

Lola: Yeah! And we were just at the final showdown until you rudely interrupted us!"

[Lana simply nudged her twin before giving Ronnie Anne a smile.]

Lana: "Sorry about that, Rons! Lola can get a bit moody if she doesn't get her way. You know how she is."

Ronnie Anne: "Okay, then...I'll just be going back to Lincoln's room."

[Ronnie Anne turned around and was about to walk away when she felt a hand tug her arm. She glanced to see Lana looking up at her with puppy dog eyes.]

Lana: "You wanna play with us?"

Ronnie Anne: "Really? You want me in on your game?"

Lola: "We would? I mean, of course we would! We're in dire need of another participant."

[Ronnie Anne thought for a moment before giving Lana her answer.]

Ronnie Anne: "Sure... I've got nothing better to do while team Bobby are off on another date night... Besides, how can I turn down a face like that?"

Lana: "Yay! You can be Lola's henchman!"

[Ronnie Anne rolled her eyes with a smirk.]

Ronnie Anne: "Of course..."

[Ronnie Anne was then dressed in a black outfit like Lola's except she wore pants. When all four kids were prepared, they restarted their role-play with Ronnie Anne a part of the action, and all (except Lily) were on hobby horses.]

[After nearly five minutes, everyone was back to where they had left off. Only this time, Ronnie Anne was standing next Lola.]

Lana: "You best let them cows go, Lola the Leech! You're at the end of your rope!"

Lola: "Not a chance, Sheriff! Not until I get the money from the ranchers!"

Lincoln: "No way are you making us or the ranchers give into your demands!"

Lola: "Well, in that case, we gonna have ourselves a duel!"

[Ronnie Anne then whispered something into Lola's ear.]

Lola: "Oh, okay...we gonna have ourselves a Mexican standoff! Just you, me, Senorita Ronalda here, and your deputy!"

Lana: "Consider this a challenge, Leech! But, rest assured, only one of us gets to walk away alive!"

[With that, Lincoln, Ronnie Anne, and the twins pulled out their toy guns and aimed them at one another whilst Lily remained in her crawling position. After nearly a full minute of tension, Ronnie Anne fired at Lana whilst Lincoln fired at Lola, before the older kids took cover behind the beds and started shooting at each other for about a minute.]

Lincoln: "Ready to give up, Senorita Ronalda?!"

Ronnie Anne: "Not a chance, amigo! You defeated my boss as I have defeated yours! Now, we settle this like men!"

Lincoln: "But, you're a girl."

Ronnie Anne: "Just go along with it, Lame-O!"

[Lincoln and Ronnie Anne went out from cover and eyed each other whilst hovering their hands over their weapons. After about fifteen seconds, Both kids pulled out their guns, but Lincoln fired first and hit Ronnie Anne in the stomach. As she clutched her abdomen and fell to the ground, Lincoln felt a feeling of dread as he saw her on one knee.]

Lincoln: "CRUD! Are you okay, Ronnie Anne?! I didn't mean to hurt you like that!"

[Lincoln walked over to Ronnie Anne. No sooner was he right in front of her, the young Latina grabbed him by the shirt and pulled him to the ground. She then scooted right on top of the white-haired boy and had both of her hands on his chest as she looked down at him.]

Ronnie Anne: "Never underestimate Senorita Ronalda, cowpoke."

[Ronnie Anne gave Lincoln a poke on the nose. Lincoln let out a nervous chuckle as he stared at his friend.]

Lincoln: "I'm pretty sure that's cheating..."

Ronnie Anne: "Maybe playing fair isn't really in my job description. I'm just a hired gun who only works for a reward. Buuuuut, I might consider switching sides...for a price."

[Lincoln the Hispanic girl a confused look before giving her an answer.]

Lincoln: "Okay then... Name your price."

[Almost immediately, Lincoln felt himself being lifted up by the collar of his shirt before feeling a quick peck on his forehead as Ronnie Anne gave it a kiss that lasted for about five seconds. Lincoln felt his face turn red.]

Ronnie Anne: "Is this enough for you?"

Lincoln: "I say yes... Talk about having a price on my head."

[Ronnie Anne laughed before laying on the floor next to Lincoln. Lily then crawled over to Ronnie Anne and gave her a hug. The twins then ran over to their brother and laid beside him.]

Lincoln: "Oh my gosh, that was fun!"

Ronnie Anne: "Yeah...it was...kinda fun... Bet you didn't expect that kiss?"

Lincoln: "As a matter of fact, I wasn't."

Lana: "Thanks for joining us, Ronnie Anne! We should do this again sometime!"

Ronnie Anne: "I'll have to think about that."

Lola: "That's alright, Ronalda. Take all the time you like... Just don't think too long."

[Without knowing it, Ronnie Anne moved her hand towards Lincoln's and held onto it, while the white-haired boy's cheeks went red as a chilli pepper.]

Meanwhile, in Downtown Royal Woods...

[The drive Downtown took about twenty-five minutes, but at last, Bobby, Lori, Leni, and Chaz had arrived at Hans and Hiro's Germanese Cuisine. By looking at the exterior, it was like a mix between a Bavarian cottage and a Japanese country home. Also on the sign were the familiar flags of Germany and Japan waving in the night breeze.]

Leni: "O-M-gosh! This place looks totes amazing!"

Chaz: "Yeah! Chaz like!"

Lori: "Well, why are we literally still sitting her with our stomachs rumbling? Let's go inside and eat!"

Bobby: "I'm with you, Babe!"

[After finding a good parking space, the four teens got out of Vanzilla and walked through the doors into the front area where the host greeted them by bowing. He was a stout sort of man who appeared to be in his late forties and dressed in a lederhosen. He then spoke to the group in a raspy German accent.]

Host: "Ah, hallo, kon'nichiwa, und guten abend, damen und shinshi! Velcome to Hans und Hiro's Germanese Cuisine! Come sit down and we'll have your table ready in a few minutes!"

[With that, the group sat down on the benches for about five minutes until the host was ready to lead them to their table. On the way there, they passed two bars, one served beer, wine, and other kinds of alcohol, while the other had sushi in cases and chefs cooking on wide pans. There was also a stage show with a polka band performing near the far right corner of the building.]

Lori: "This is literally an amazing setup!"

Bobby: "I know! Isn't it awesome?"

[Just then, the group had arrived at their table, which was in the middle of a row of tables next to a long window overlooking a fenced koi pond. To Lori, it was a very beautiful sight, and Bobby couldn't agree more. Bobby sat next to Lori as Leni and Chaz sat across from them. From where Leni and Chaz were about to be sitting, they could see the stage show past Lori and Bobby. As soon as everyone was seated, the host handed them their menus.]

Host: "We hope you enjoy our fine selections at our wundabar establishment. Take all ze time you need."

[With that, the host bowed and walked back to the podium. The teens all read their menus, which had some pretty exotic items like Teriyaki Wiener Schnitzel, Kobe Beef, Green Tea, you name it. There were even some alcoholic beverages on the menu as well, but the group wasn't going to do anything like that...especially not if one of them's expecting.]

[After a few minutes, a waitress wearing a kimono approached the table. She appeared to be around nineteen years old and of Asian decent.]

Waitress: "Konbanwa, everyone! My name is Yumi, and I will be your waitress for tonight!"

[Yumi bowed to the teens.]

Yumi: "What would you like to drink?"

[Lori looked up from her menu and spoke first.]

Lori: "Yeah... I'll have an iced green tea."

[Lori then glanced at the others.]

Lori: "What about you guys?"

Bobby: "I think I'll have an iced green tea just like her."

Leni: "Same here."

Chaz: "And me."

Yumi: "And what will you be having for tonight?"

Bobby: "I'll have the Kobe Beef with Kaesepaetzle."

Leni: "I think I'm gonna have some Bratwurst Gyoza dumplings with Dusseldorf Soy Mustard Sauce."

Chaz: "Chaz would like to try the Teriyaki Wiener Schnitzel with Curry Rice."

Bobby: "What about you, babe?"

[Lori looked at her menu again before gazing at Yumi.]

Lori: "Well, I would like the Currywurst with rice and Yakisoba Eintopf...as well as one of all of the sushi you have. Oh, and for dessert, I think I am literally craving for a piece of that Bee Sting Cake with some Mochi ice cream."

[Lori then glanced at the others again.]

Lori: "Would you guys like some as well?

Bobby: "Uh...sure!"

Leni: "Totes!"

Chaz: "Chaz like!"

[The waitress just stared at the pregnant teenager bewildered for a few seconds before she spoke.]

Yumi: "This is...a pretty big order."

[Lori then stood up and gave the waitress a deathly glare.]

Lori: "What's that supposed to mean?"

[Yumi looked back at the pregnant teen with discomfort. Bobby put her hands on his girlfriend's shoulders and sat her back down whilst giving the waitress a pathetic smile.]

Bobby: "You'll have to excuse her, ma'am. She's...eating for two."

[Yumi then shrugged off her discomfort and took everyone's menus before bowing.]

Yumi: "As you wish, sir."

[As the waitress headed for the kitchen, Bobby thought it'd be a good time to make some small talk with the others.]

Bobby: "So...is there anything you guys want to talk about?"

Lori: "Gladly!"

[Lori glanced at Chaz and spoke.]

Lori: "You're not gonna believe what Whitney said to me and Leni at the mall."

[Chaz leaned towards Leni and whispered in her ear.]

Chaz: "I don't like where this is going."

Leni: "Of course you wouldn't. She basically thinks that Lori should get rid of her baby! I mean, what kind of girl would say these things to a pregnant woman?"

[Chaz let out a gasp.]

Chaz: "Did she really say that? That's not very nice of her!"

Lori: "I know! I mean, kicking me and Leni out of her group is enough as it is! But to go as far as to insult my pregnancy? I don't even know what Leni and I even saw in that bitch in the first place."

Chaz: "Same here... By the way, I've heard that Becky and Dana actually got kicked out of Whitney's group."

Leni: "Really? Like, how did that happen?"

Chaz: "Rumors say that they tried to talk some sense into her...but let's just say it fell upon deaf ears."

Bobby: "I know... Whitney told me what happened to them...right after she kicked me in my most sensitive area."

Chaz: "Ouch... Anyway, last I heard, they ended up hanging out with Carol Pingrey shortly after Whitney gave them the boot."

[Lori sighed.]

Lori: "Of course they did. I mean, what does Carol Pingrey have that I don't?"

[Leni, Chaz, and Bobby looked at one another, not knowing how to respond to Lori's complaint. At that moment, Yumi had arrived with four glasses filled with Green Tea and ice, along with four straws.]

Yumi: "Here you are! Four glasses of iced Green Tea. Your food will be ready in about thirty minutes or so."

[Yumi bowed again before walking off to tend to the other customers. Lori was the first to start sipping on her green tea and closed her eyes as she let the flavor sink in her mouth.]

Lori: "Refreshing...literally takes my mind off of all this stress."

[Bobby took a sip of his green tea while gazing at his girlfriend.]

Bobby: "It does...doesn't it?"

[Bobby kept staring at Lori as she sipped on her tea.]

Bobby: "Babe? I know this isn't the right time to ask, but..."

[Lori stared at her boyfriend as he tried to think of a way to continue his sentence.]

Bobby: "Never mind... It's nothing."

[Changing gears, Bobby turned his gaze to his stout friend.]

Bobby: "So, Chaz... How are things in the clothing department?"

Chaz: "Well...my boss just gave me a raise for a job well done. So, I'd say it's been pretty rad."

Bobby: "That's great, amigo. What do you plan on doing with that extra money?"

Chaz: "Well...to be honest, I haven't really thought that far ahead. I'll decide what do with those hard earned savings when the time comes."

[Lori and Leni looked at each other as the two guys continued to gossip about trivial stuff.]

Leni: "Be honest with me, Lori. Who are those two people you're eating for?"

Lori: "What do you mean?"

Leni: "Bobby said you were eating for two, so who are they?"

[Lori simply rolled her eyes in annoyance.]

[After about thirty minutes, Yumi had finally arrived with a tray of everyone's orders and placed the food on the table.]

Yumi: "Here you are, josei and harren...we hope you enjoy your meal."

[Yumi bowed again before making her exit. Chaz took a whiff of his meal, admiring the smell. Lori took her first bite of sushi using chopsticks.]

Lori: "Oh my God! This is literally amazing! How come I haven't tried this before? We need to take some selfies of this!"

[Lori motioned for her boyfriend to come to her, which he gladly did. She then pulled out her cell phone and aimed it towards her and Bobby before posing their faces and snapping the camera.]

Lori: "So, how do we look?"

[Lori showed the picture to Leni and Chaz.]

Leni: "Totes, cute! You two are like, meant to be! Hey! You think you can take one with me and Chaz?"

[Lori shrugged.]

Lori: "I don't see why not. Alright! Just give me your best pose."

Leni: "Yay!"

[With that, Leni wrapped her arms around Chaz and gave off a big smile as Lori aimed her phone towards them. Chaz took a bite of his Wiener Schnitzel just before Lori snapped the picture.]

Leni: "So? How did it come out?"

[Lori looked at the picture on her cell and smiled.]

Lori: "I'd say you're on par with me and Bobby."

[Shortly after everyone had finished their meal, Yumi came back to the table with everyone's dessert plates. Each one had a slice of Bee Sting cake with three different balls of Chocolate, Vanilla, and Strawberry Mochi Ice Cream.]

Yumi: "And here is your dessert... Enjoy!"

[The waitress placed each plate in front of the teens and bowed yet again before walking off to her other customers. Lori eyed her piece of cake, trying her best not to start drooling.]

Bobby: "Alright! What do you say we all dig in?"

[Lori managed to finish all of her mochi balls in less than a minute. Then she eyed one of her boyfriend's balls.]

Lori: "Are you going to eat that?"

[Before Bobby had the chance to react, Lori reached over to his plate using her chopsticks and took one of the Mochi balls before scarfing it down, much to her boyfriend's disappointment.]

Lori: "Can I help it if these Mochi balls are amazing?"

[After about five minutes, everyone had finished their dessert and were feeling quite stuffed.]

Leni: "O-M-Gosh! Those dumplings were totes delicious."

Chaz: "How about that Teriyaki Wiener Schnitzel! Really awesome! I can't wait to come back here again someday."

Lori: "And that Bee Sting Cake was literally to die for! Especially with those Mochi balls. We should bring our little bumblebee here sometime."

Bobby: "Yeah...we should."

Leni: "I just can't believe Lori ate more than we did."

Lori: "Well, it's not entirely my fault..."

[Lori let out a short burp and covered her mouth while blushing.]

Lori: "The baby just has a really big appetite."

Bobby: "Yeah, that is a possibility, babe."

Lori: "How about one more picture with all of us together...just to honor the best night ever."

[Her sister and their boyfriend's nodded and stood next to one another. Lori then took her cell phone and aimed it at everyone before snapping the picture. They all looked at the picture and Leni groaned in frustration.]

Leni: "Dang it! My eyes were closed..."

[Just then, Yumi returned and placed a check on the table.]

Yumi: "And here's your check. We hope you all had a wonderful night."

[With that, the waitress bowed once again and left to tend to her other customers. Bobby looked at the bill, and saw that it came down to $85.98. He then checked his wallet only to find about half of what he needed to pay, making him cringe.]

Bobby: "Ouch... Is anyone willing to help me pay for the food? I've been spending a lot on baby supplies and fro-yo at the mall."

[Lori put both of her hands on her face, looking as if she was about to cry.]

Chaz: "Don't worry about it, Man. I got you covered."

[With that, Chaz took a couple of twenty dollar bills out of his pocket and put them in the envelope.]

Bobby: "Wow... First Leni, and now you, Chaz? It seems Lori and I have been getting some goodwill lately today."

Chaz: "I told you...I got a raise. You didn't think I'd spend it all in one day, did you?"

[Bobby chuckled at Chaz's remark while Leni gave the orange haired boy a smooch on the side of his head.]

Leni: "Did I, like, mention how thoughtful you are, Chaz?"

[Chaz blushed and rubbed the back of his head.]

Chaz: "Well, you did just now."

[Bobby and Lori looked at each other and smiled.]

[As soon as the food was paid for, everyone left the restaurant and drove off. After dropping Chaz off at his house, Bobby, Lori, and Leni drove back home. Leni exited the family van, but Bobby and Lori remained inside.]

Lori: "Actually, you go on inside, Leni. Bobby and I are just going to get some fresh night air. We'll be back in a little bit."

Leni: "Okay! Just make sure you guys get back before Ten o'clock!"

[As Leni continued walking towards the front door, Lori and Bobby drove off again. Only this time, Lori took the wheel whilst Bobby sat next to her.]

[After driving for almost a minute, Bobby and Lori had arrived at Ketcham Park. It was almost ten, so there were hardly any people hanging around the park. Bobby and Lori got out and walked for a few minutes before sitting on a nearby bench. Bobby took the opportunity to stand behind her and started rubbing her shoulders.]

Lori: "Mmmmm...thanks, Bobby. I like how you use those hands."

[Lori was in eternal bliss as her boyfriend kept on massaging her shoulders.]

Bobby: "Is there something on your mind, babe?"

[Lori opened her eyes and blushed.]

Lori: "I want to say...thank you for standing up for me back at the mall. I know it wasn't easy on you, but it was literally very brave of you nonetheless."

[Bobby looked up.]

Bobby: "Well, what else could I have done? I wasn't gonna let anyone get away with insulting my family...now was I?"

Lori: "I knew you weren't. Also, I'm sorry about what happened back at the restaurant. I just didn't realize the food there would be so expensive."

Bobby: "It's okay, Lori... If we hadn't brought Chaz with us, I would've spent hours scrubbing dishes while you and Leni would've gone home without me. Speaking of Leni, we should also thank her for having Chaz come with us."

Lori: "I know, Bobby. It's just that...these cravings have been getting more and more unbearable lately."

[Bobby leaned towards Lori's hair and took a small whiff of it, the scent of coconut guava shampoo filling his sinuses.]

Bobby: "I'm aware of that. But, we're in this together, are we not?"

[Lori blushed and gave off a small loving smile.]

Lori: "No, I haven't forgotten about that."

[When Bobby had finished, he remained standing behind Lori as she turned her head to look at him.]

Lori: "Bobby?"

Bobby: "Yeah, babe?"

Lori: "Do you want to do some stargazing with me?"

[Bobby nodded before both he and Lori walked around for a little bit until they found the most open area of the park and laid on the grass.]

Lori: "This is a nice spot."

Bobby: "I see what you mean. You can see the entire sky from down here."

[Bobby and Lori stared up at the night sky, admiring it's beauty as the only ambiance was the chirping of crickets.]

Lori: "Bobby, look at that!"

[Lori pointed up and Bobby saw one row of stars made to resemble a bumblebee. He smiled warmly at the shape in the sky.]

Lori: "Bobby?"

Bobby: "Yeah, Babe?"

Lori: "What do you think our baby will be like in the future?"

[Bobby pondered for a moment before giving Lori his reply.]

Bobby: "Maybe It's best if I hear your prediction first? Then I'll tell you mine."

[Lori placed her hand on her stomach and took a deep breath.]

Lori: "Well, I kinda hope our little bundle of joy grows up to be a smart and strong person like...his or her mother."

Bobby: "That's a good thought, babe. I wouldn't mind that at all."

Lori: "What about you, Bobby? What do you think our little bumblebee will be like?"

Bobby: "Well...not that I'm complaining, but I kinda hope our child grows up to be a fun loving sport."

[Lori giggled and gave her boyfriend a quick kiss on his cheek.]

Lori: "That sounds just like you."

Bobby: "Or it can even be a mixture of all those traits."

Lori: "I haven't really thought about that... Although, that does sound nice."

[Just then, Bobby saw one row of stars that made the shape of a familiar face, causing a tear to leak out of the Hispanic boy's eye. Lori took notice of this and spoke up.]

Lori: "Is something wrong, sweetie?"

[Bobby snapped out of his thoughts and wiped his eyes.]

Bobby: "It's nothing, babe. I just...I'm just so happy to have someone like you."

[Lori leaned against her boyfriend before grabbing his hand and maneuvering it towards her baby bump.]

Lori: "Don't forget our little bumblebee."

[Lori and Bobby looked into each other's eyes.]

Bobby: "How could I ever? I love you both so much."

[With that, Bobby touched Lori's face and brought her in for another kiss, to which she happily accepted. Lori wrapped her arms around the back of Bobby's neck as they both made out for about a minute, before breaking free from their kiss.]

Lori: "I love you too, Bobby Boo-Boo Bear."

[Lori and Bobby closed their eyes as they snuggled on the grass, forgetting all about the world around them, and happy to have each other's company. That is, until a sound from Lori's shorts took them off Cloud 9. She reached in her pocket and pulled out her cell phone, checking it to see that her alarm had gone off.]

Lori: "We better head home before Mom and Dad start wigging out."

Bobby: "Yeah... I was just thinking the same thing, Babe."

[With that, Lori and Bobby got up off the ground and walked back to Vanzilla hand in hand. Bobby took the wheel and Lori sat next to him before they drove back to the Loud House.]

Meanwhile, in Whitney's room...

[Whitney laid in her bed sulking. When her parents found out about her outburst at the mall, they took away her cell phone privileges for a week, and she did not like that one bit. She went under the covers and started to think to herself.]

Whitney: [in thought] You think you two can just do whatever the hell you want because your love is strong? I can't even talk to my friends because of you! Well, I'll show you! Your delusional little fantasy will end soon!


Gamelover41592: I think Alex is just gonna bide his time.

Ellis97: I started this story back in 2017. So basically, It's set between then and 2018.

DarthWill3: Yeah, I think Luna's starting to warm up to Bobby.

Geo Soul: I don't think Alex is stupid enough to take the entire Loud family head on.

SirClearwater: I don't think Alex will stay in Royal Woods for too long.

Jacksonangelo105: I bet you can't.

A.T. Gunn: Thanks.

Guest: Thanks.

Mike The Red Engine: You too, Mike. Thanks!

Guest 2: Well, a relationship isn't without it's bumps in the road.