In the last chapter, Luan had taken Marty to be her April Fools protégé. And what's more was that Easter had fallen on April Fools Day of 2018.
As such, the Louds and Santiagos are not only dealing with Luan's League of April Fools Forces, or L.A.F.F. for short, but her pranks have gotten more Easter-themed.
In order to stand up against this new group, Lincoln and Ronnie Anne had formed an Anti-April Fools League of their own; The Easter Liberation Front, or E.L.F. for short. Together with Lori, Bobby, Rita, Luna, Lynn, and Lola, they set off for the Loud House to put a stop to Luan's annual prank apocalypse and rescue Marty. However, two of their group had gotten tagged by Luan's prank attacks, and the rest of the family that stayed behind at Bobby and Lori's apartment were cornered by Giggles and her posse.
But before we check in on the Louds, there's a bit of a plot unfolding behind the scenes as Whitney had finally gotten permission from Rosato to talk to his niece in Detroit... who, in reality, was none other than Sue's ex-friend and now leader of her new mafia-like syndicate, Gloria Pietersen.
Will Lincoln and Ronnie Anne's group finally put a stop to Luan's pranking spree? And how and when was Gloria's new group established? The last question will be answered at another time.
I want to thank DukeyDukeyDoo, Maikoh Locklear, and stanningjonarbuckle for helping me proofread this chapter.
Chapter 50: The Fool Stops Here
Saturday, March 31st...
Nellie: "So den I took the guy's hand and I told him, All the money you have in the world can't buy you a date with me, no matter how hard your bat is."
[The other three women laughed in response to Nellie's joke.]
Pamela: "Now that's a good'n right there, Nellie!"
Mary: "I couldn't have said it better myself!"
Huguette: "Indeed, Nellie. You are quite ze comedian."
Nellie: "Thank you very much, goils."
[Sitting in a corner booth in a seedy-looking diner in one of the most crime-ridden areas of Downtown Detroit during the midday were four women talking and joking amongst themselves as they were having lunch. All of whom were in their early 40's.]
[Nellie sat with Pamela on one side of the booth as she wore her usual attire.]
[Pamela was blonde and was currently wearing a red tank top along with short purple jeans and a pair of red slippers.]
[The woman sitting across from Nellie, Marylin Wulf, is a slightly overweight woman who still retained a beautiful body and looks, mostly due to years of plastic surgery. She spoke with a voice similar to that of Mae West's, and she wore a fancy blue dress and matching blue heels.]
[The woman that sat next to Mary, Huguette Moreau, is a sleek and slender woman of French descent with short black hair. She wore a black beret on her head, a beige trench coat, black high-heel boots, and fashionable sunglasses as she smoked a cigarette.]
[The music playing on the jukebox was Right Down The Line by Gerry Rafferty. Nellie's meal consisted of a turkey club melt with a side of fries, Mary's meal was a cobb salad, Pamela's dish was a chicken sandwich with onion rings on the side, and Huguette was having a strawberry crepe. All of their beverages consisted of iced tea with lemon.]
[Nellie spoke to the other three women in her Boston accent.]
Nellie: "So how is everything so far, goils? Lay it on me."
Mary: "Well, Nellie, my slot machines are still making a great income and there's been no sign of decline. Those poor, greedy men think they can win big. Hah!"
Pamela: "And my crystal has been sellin' to them poor folk on the streets like homemade apple pies."
Nellie: "And what about our numbers? In terms of people, to be exact. And what of the Louds?"
Mary: "Well, Bonnie and Claudia are almost done handling the recruitment process. We should have around 75 soldiers by tomorrow, if not a hundred."
Huguette: "Mikoshi and I have been watching ze Loud Family for ze past week and ve have made some no-TI-ble progress. I zinc ve have enough photographic material for le boss' presentation, but I plan to make one more last-minute trip to Royal Woods before I confirm everyzing."
Nellie: "That's good to know, goils."
[Nellie sighed as her smile turned into a scowl.]
Nellie: "I still can't believe that Ol' Sue would snuff out The Gloriator after all deeze years."
Mary: "Feh! Who needs that fat floozy anyway? She was always out for herself and herself alone."
Pamela: "So… What happened to Suey again? I know she was gonna get that lil' baby and bring him over to Glory's place, but my mind is a little fuzzy right now."
[Nellie sighed and rolled her eyes. Despite Pamela's expertise in cooking drugs, she was still somewhat obtuse.]
Nellie: "I'll say it again, Pam. That Lori Loud bitch broke her, den Sue broke Glory's face. Glory has told me, and I have told you eight times since den."
Huguette: "Oui! I may not know ze full extent of happeened over at Lori Loud's living space, but zat ees why we weel pick up where zat cowardly shrew left off."
Pamela: "That's a cryin' shame. I mean, who'd-a thought that ol' Suzanna would go as soft as a buttermilk biscuit?"
Huguette: "Oui. Eef you are asking me, I sink Gloree iz much more leader-material zan Susan, probably even more zan Napoleon's wife."
Nellie: "Of course she is, Hughie! Why wouldn't she be?"
[Nellie took another bite of her sandwich and chewed it for a bit before swallowing.]
Nellie: "But we shouldn't have to worry about that self-centered bitch Sue anymore. Mr. Rosato took care of her poisonally."
Mary: "Yeah... He really gave her the business... I just wish I could've been there to see it in person."
Pamela: "Me too... So, how much does this job pay again, Nell?"
Nellie: "Mr. Rosato says there will be plenty of moolah for everyone, just as long as we put those two goils in their place."
Mary: "Of course. Rita Booke and that slutty daughter of hers."
Pamela: "Rita Booke... I haven't heard about Rita Booke since we left high school."
[It was then that another thought crossed Pamela's mind.]
Pamela: "Come tah think of it… Didn't Mr. Rosato say she and her daughter were the ones responsible for that there biker attack on Royal Woods?"
Nellie: "Obviously... And from what Mr. Rosato told us, the bozo who pulled off that attack was none other than Alex Santiago."
Mary: "Yeah, I've heard of Alex Santiago... He's the big boy big shot who nailed that little blonde floozy and her hunky Latino boyfriend."
[Mary took another bite of her cobb salad before speaking again.]
Mary: "Plus, from what Glory's buddy-boy uncle also told us, it wasn't just Rita and Lori's fault that those bikers went nuts, but the WHOLE LOUD FAMILY as well."
Huguette: "Oui! Monsieur Rosato also told us to bide our time until zings calm down. Especially since Aleex Zantiago ees currently behind bars as he awaits zee guillotine, if you know what I meen?"
[Huguette ate another piece of her crepe as soon as she finished her sentence.]
Pamela: "I still don't get what the Louds would haffta gain from drivin' Mr. Santiago to attack a whole town. It just don't make no sense."
[Nellie raised her hands to get the attention of her friends.]
Nellie: "Now, now, goils... I know Royal Woods is still in a bit of a ruffled state after that attack, but once Glory and I inform the rest of the gang of our plan, we'll figure out the best way of pulling it off. Speakin' of which, you goils remember where we setting up the meetin'?"
Huguette: "But of course, Nellie. We will set up on ze 9th floor of ze abandoned Detroit Harbor Terminal Building, as Monsieur Rosato suggested."
Nellie: "Dat's exactly right, Hughie! And dependin' on the numbuh of new recruits we'll have, I'd say it's our best chance of gettin' dose dat wronged Glory. And when Glory shows off her plan, we help her put it to effect. You goils got all dat?"
Mary: "You got it, Nell."
Pamela: "Mmm-hm."
Huguette: "Oui, oui, Nellie."
[As the women continued their discussion, the music on the jukebox changed to Oh, Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison.]
Nellie: "Don't worry, goils! We'll fig-uh out da best way of gettin' dat Lori Loud tramp and her Booke-woim mudduh right where it hurts them, and only Glory will know how to do so."
Mary: "But only them? Nellie, I know you're Glory's right-hand woman and all, but wouldn't it be better for us to go after the whole family as well? I mean, it was their fault that Royal Woods fell victim to Santiago's wrath. So why settle for only two when we could go for the whole family package?"
Pamela: "I think that Mary might be onto somethin', if I do declare. Ah say we get 'em all for what they're worth and maybe keep that there cute lil' white-haired youngin' as a pet rabbit or somethin' among them lines."
[Nellie and Huguette looked oddly at Pamela for a few seconds before the former spoke up.]
Nellie: "Aside from what Pamela just implied, I think Glory might already have thought of something like what you goils are suggesting. But I'd like to remind you never to underestimate the Gloriator. Okay?"
Mary: "Whatever you say, Nell."
Nellie: "Now back to the matter of progress… Hughie, why don'tcha give us da latest report from your little... surveillance mission?"
Huguette: "Oui, oui. Here is vhat I know of as of today..."
[Huguette filled the others in on what she knew about Lori, based on what she got on her weeks prior, as well as some info on the Loud Family. By the time she was finished, everyone had finished their meal. The previous song had also ended earlier and the jukebox was now playing True by Spandau Ballet.]
Nellie: "Well, that doesn't seem like very much to go on as of right now. All I'm hearing out of this report are the misadventures of a couple of horny teen parents and their families."
Huguette: "Zat may be true, but perhaps I vill finally have somezing of interest whilst I carry out my final reconnaissance task."
Nellie: "Let's hope so, Hughie. Whatever Gloria's plan is rides heavily on the correct information and we can't afford any fuckups or she'll fuck US up."
Huguette: "And I am aware of ze consequences if I fail, Nellie."
Nellie: "As you should be. Anyway, goils, we gotta get to dat terminal building and set things up for the initiation tonight."
Mary: "I get the picture, Nell. From what I've heard, those two new girls have been a real help to Glory for the past few days."
Nellie: "Of course they have! You should've been there to see what Whitney did on the last job."
Pamela: "Yeah, I can't wait to see 'em get initiated. I don't know what Glory has planned for all of us tomorrow, but I do hope that plan is a good one."
Huguette: "Oui! And tomorrow, I shall conduct my final run before ze briefing. It is a shame zat I vill not be attending ze initiation of ze new girls."
[Nellie shrugged.]
Nellie: "It's fine, Hughie. Duty calls, am I right?"
[Just then, a waitress with a sullen expression on her face walked up to the booth and put the check on the center of the table.]
Waitress: "And here is your check, ladies. Have a nice day."
[As the waitress walked away while wiping her hand on her outfit, Nellie spoke to her friends.]
Nellie: "Alright then, ladies. Let's all pitch in and pay up so we can get the hell outta dis joint."
Mary: "Whatevah you say, Nellie. BUT... if there's one tip I'd like to give these people, it's this; Get a better line of work than this crap hole."
[And with that, Mary let out a chuckle before she and the other ladies paid for their meal. As soon as everything was in order and Nellie added a tip, she and the rest of the group got up from their booth and walked out of the diner in an orderly fashion.]
Royal Woods, Franklin Avenue, present day...
[Lori and her group continued driving through the suburbs of Royal Woods as they came closer and closer to reaching the Loud House.]
[Bobby sat next to Lori in the passenger seat as he did before.]
[Lincoln sat in the middle of the second row seats while Ronnie Anne sat beside him on his left and Lynn to his right.]
[Rita sat in the third row seats with Zach, who was looking out the window to avoid looking at the cream-haired woman sitting beside him.]
[Lola and Luna were laying in the back seats of Vanzilla, still recovering from the effects of the pranks they had endured earlier.]
[As Lori kept on driving, Lincoln tried to contact Clyde via his walkie-talkie, but he had heard no response from him or the rest of the group since the encounter with the bunny stampede.]
Bobby: "Any luck, little bro?"
Lincoln: "Still no response, Bobby. I really hope they're all okay."
Rita: "So do I..."
[Rita sighed as she folded her arms.]
Rita: "This whole prank apocalypse has got to stop before somebody else gets hurt."
[As they kept on driving, Lynn and Lincoln looked out the windows to see most of the houses covered in rotten eggs and Easter decorations. No doubt this was all the handiwork of Luan's clown friends.]
Lincoln: "Looks like Luan really went all out this year."
Lynn: "Yeah, no kidding... You know, this reminds me of the time those two stinkers trashed the neighborhood two Halloweens ago."
Bobby: "Really...? Who were they and what exactly happened?"
Lori: "I told you about Hank and Hawk, didn't I?"
[Bobby pondered for a moment before those two names came back to him.]
Bobby: "Oh right! Those two big football players from Hazeltucky. Ronnie Anne told us about them back in February."
Lynn: "Yeah... They tried to hurt Lincoln before me and Ronnie Anne sorted them out."
Rita: "I don't know what kind of people raised those bad boys."
Bobby: "But what exactly did they do two years ago?"
Lori: "Well, to make a long story short, back in 2016, Hank and Hawk came to Royal Woods, trashed all the houses, and stole everyone's candy."
Lincoln: "That was sort of my fault, Bobby. You see, Clyde and I wanted to go trick or treating in Huntington Oaks, and when Hank and Hawk tried to steal our candy, we sort of... led them to our neighborhood."
Zach: "Yeesh... I sure am glad that I live between a freeway and a circus, or else my family and I would've been caught in the crossfire."
[Lynn smiled as she wrapped her arm around her brother.]
Lynn: "But in the end, we all managed to scare the sweat and blood out of those stinkers and get everyone's candy back. And it was all thanks to Lincoln and Clyde for leading them to us."
[Lynn pulled Lincoln close and knuckle-rubbed his head before the white-haired boy smiled.]
Lincoln: "Don't mention it, Lynn."
[Lori smiled for a brief moment before frowning again.]
Lori: "Yeah... But it probably won't be the same here as it was before. We might not be able to save Easter this year, at least not for us, but the most we can do is save my baby."
Ronnie Anne: "We have to try and stop Luan as well. This prank apocalypse is just crossing the line, even for Luan."
Rita: "Ronnie Anne might have a point. Because when this is all over, Luan is going to be in a whole lot of trouble."
Lori: "You're not wrong, Mom. This has been coming for a long time."
[After driving for a few more blocks, Lori could see a familiar house in the distance. The house looked mostly the same as it did earlier, with the exception of a flag waving on the roof which read "L.A.F.F.", as well as a couple of teenage clowns guarding the front porch with balloon bats in their hands.]
[Lori then slammed on the brakes and the van came to a complete stop just a few yards away from the Loud House.]
Lynn: "What's going on, Lori? Why did we stop?"
Lori: "Guys, we can't just drive up to the house. Luan could literally be expecting us."
Lincoln: "Lori's got a point, Lynn. The moment we drive up to the Loud House is the moment we all end up getting pranked. We just have to figure out a way to get in there without Luan or her clown friends spotting us."
Zach: "That's easier said than done, Linc. That place is heavily guarded, even if most of them, including Giggles, are at your sister's apartment."
Bobby: "Do you have any suggestions, little bro?"
[After taking a few moments to ponder while looking over at his house, the Man with a Plan came up with an idea and pounded his right fist into the palm of his left hand.]
Lincoln: "I know exactly how we're doing this..."
[And with that, Lincoln began to address the rest of the group.]
Lincoln: "We split into two teams in order to make our way into the house. I'll take Mom and Lynn, and we'll try to sneak around the back."
Rita: "Okay, honey."
Lynn: "No problem, Lincoln. I just wish I had my ninja suit on me right now."
Lincoln: "Ronnie Anne, you take Bobby and Zach to the front and see if you can't give those clowns the slip."
[Ronnie Anne smirked at Lincoln as she leaned against him.]
Ronnie Anne: "Always the Man with the Plan, aren't you Lincoln?"
[Lincoln blushed and smiled.]
Lori: "What about me, Lincoln?"
[With that, Lincoln snapped back to reality before turning his attention to his eldest sister.]
Lincoln: "Oh, right! Lori, you stay here and keep an eye on Lola and Luna until we all return."
Lori: "Me? But Lincoln, my little bumblebee might be in danger! I should come with you and the others!"
Lincoln: "I understand your concern, Lori, but we need somebody to keep watch until we sort Luan out. You think you can do that for me? And Marty?"
[Lori sighed. She really wanted to come with the others to save her baby from Luan, but she also knew that someone had to look after her other two sisters while they were still reeling from the pranks they had suffered earlier.]
Lori: "Just make sure you bring our baby back safely, okay?"
[Bobby took Lori's hand as he looked into her eyes while caressing her cheek with his other hand.]
Bobby: "We will, Babe. I love you."
[And with that, Bobby gave his girlfriend a deep kiss on the lips that lasted for about five seconds, much to the disgust of his sister.]
[Lori's mind began to wander as she felt her boyfriend's tongue battle hers until it broke away.]
[Bobby got out of the van along with Ronnie Anne, Zach, Lincoln, Lynn, and Rita before the Hispanic 18-year-old walked over to the driver's window and put his free hand on it while holding his cell phone in his other hand.]
Bobby: "I'll contact you on my cell once we're inside, Babe."
[Lori placed her hand on her side of the window as if she were touching Bobby's hand.]
Lori: "I know you will, Bobby Boo-Boo Bear. Just be careful, please."
[Bobby gave Lori a loving smile.]
Lincoln: "Alright, people! It's time to put Operation: Sneak-into-the-Loud-House-stop-Luan-rescue-Marty-and-take-back-the-house-and-also-think-of-a-shorter-name-for-this-operation into action. Now let's move out!"
[Everyone nodded and split off into two teams as they made their way to the Loud House. Lincoln's team snuck over to the tree in the front yard and hid behind it while Ronnie Anne's team snuck over to a bush near the front door.]
[Zach and the Santiago Siblings looked through the bush and saw the clown guards still standing by the front porch keeping an eye out for any trespassers.]
Bobby: "So how do we take care of those clowns?"
Ronnie Anne: "With a little trickery, bro. You still have that bag of pies, Zach?"
Zach: "I got it right here, Ronnie Anne."
[Zach set his bag down and opened it before Ronnie Anne reached in and took out two cream pies.]
[Ronnie Anne gave one of the pies to her older brother while keeping the other one for herself.]
Ronnie Anne: "Ready to do this, Bobby?"
Bobby: "Ready, Nie-nie. But I think you better go first."
[After giving her brother a nod of approval, Ronnie Anne poked out of the bush and threw her pie at one of the clown guards, hitting him in the face.]
[The clown wiped the pie off his face before glaring at his partner.]
Clown Guard 1: "Hey! What did you do THAT for?!"
[The other guard glanced over at his partner with confusion.]
Clown Guard 2: "Do what?"
Clown Guard 1: "Oh, don't be coy, Bub! You know darn well what!"
[The second clown guard shrugged and went back to keeping watch as the first one did the same, as he did not have time to argue any further.]
[Bobby then threw a second pie at the face of the other clown, who angrily turned to look at his partner.]
Clown Guard 2: "Now what was THAT for?!"
Clown Guard 1: "I hit you with a pie because you hit ME with one!"
[The first guard stopped as realization soon hit him like a pie to the face.]
Clown Guard 1: "Wait a minute... No I didn't..."
Clown Guard 2: "Oh yes you did! You hit ME with a pie, but I didn't hit YOU with one!"
Clown Guard 1: "No I didn't!"
Clown Guard 2: "Yes you did!"
Clown Guard 1: "No I didn't!"
Clown Guard 2: "Yes you did!"
Clown Guard 1: "No I didn't!"
Clown Guard 2: "Yes you did!"
Clown Guard 1: "Yes I did!"
Clown Guard 2: "No you di- Oh REAL mature! Like I'm going to fall for THAT!"
Clown Guard 1: "Okay then, let's just agree to disagree!"
Clown Guard 2: "Fine."
Clown Guard 1: "Fine."
[And with that, the two clown guards huffed and went back to guard duty. But not long after, Bobby and Ronnie Anne each threw a pie at both clowns at the same time.]
[The clowns slowly turned their heads at each other as their blood boiled.]
Clown Guard 1: "THAT DOES IT!"
[And with that, the two clowns tackled each other in the front yard like two angry pigeons, completely forgetting about their job of guarding the house, therefore creating an opening for Ronnie Anne and her group.]
Ronnie Anne: "Now's our chance, guys! Let's go!"
[As the two clowns were distracted by their brawl, Ronnie Anne, Bobby, and Zach snuck past them and made it onto the front porch while Lincoln's group moved from behind the tree and snuck around the back of the house.]
[Zach looked through one of the windows, which was nearly obstructed by the curtains inside the house.]
Ronnie Anne: "You see anything, Zach?"
[Zach continued to look through the window as he answered Ronnie Anne's question.]
Zach: "No... Looks like the coast is clear."
Bobby: "Alright! Let's go inside. Marty's probably scared to death."
Ronnie Anne: "Bobby, wait!"
[Bobby walked over to the front door and tried to open it. But as soon as the father of one pushed the latch with his thumb, a trap door opened under his feet. Bobby screamed as he fell down the trap, much to everyone's shock.]
Ronnie Anne: "Bobby!"
[Lori heard her boyfriend's screams from Vanzilla and assumed the worst.]
Lori: "BOO-BOO BEAR!"
[Lori got out of Vanzilla and ran over to the Loud House, leaving Lola and Luna behind.]
Lola: "HEY! WHAT ABOUT US?!"
[Lori ran past the fighting clown guards and up the porch steps before finally approaching the trap door. She then looked down before calling out to Bobby.]
Lori: "ARE YOU OKAY, MY LOVE?!"
Bobby: "I'M OKAY, BABE! I LANDED ON SOME NICE SOFT PILLOWS!"
[Bobby sighed as he snuggled up to one of the pillows while Lori and Ronnie Anne sighed with relief.]
[Suddenly, Bobby was shot up in the air before crashing through the lower roof, leaving him stuck there and in a daze as Lori and Ronnie Anne gasped in shock.]
Lori: "BOBBY!"
[Lori looked down the trap door for a moment and saw what launched Bobby. An ejector spring had been loaded under the pillows to give anyone that landed on them a false sense of comfort (no pun intended). Lori and Ronnie Anne then looked up at Bobby, who was still in a daze.]
Ronnie Anne: "You alright, Bobby?!"
Lori: "Say something, Boo-Boo Bear!"
Bobby: "No more flan for me, Mama... I got a headache..."
Ronnie Anne: "He's fine... Sorta."
[Luan then poked her head out of Ronnie Anne and Leni's bedroom window as she quipped.]
Luan: "I'd say that was a really good Bobby trap!"
[Luan laughed while Lori and Ronnie Anne growled furiously at her.]
Luan: "Get it?!"
Lori: "LUAN! I have HAD IT! This has LITERALLY gone too far!"
Ronnie Anne: "Yeah, Luan! Enough is enough! You give me back my nephew or I will break this door down and get him myself!"
Luan: "Hey! He's my nephew too, you know? I have every right to see him! By the way, I feel like I oughta thank you for having Zach tag along."
Ronnie Anne: "Oh yeah? And why's that?"
[Suddenly, Ronnie Anne felt the barrel end of a water blaster touch the side of her head. She looked over to her left and saw Zach holding her at gunpoint with a water blaster filled with melted chocolate as the two clown guards walked over to the Santiago girl and her brother's lover.]
Clown Guard 1: "Try to make monkeys out of us, will ya?"
Clown Guard 2: "Well, who's the monkey now?"
[The second teen clown laughed and wrapped his arm around his partner, who held an electric razor in his hand and turned it on.]
Ronnie Anne: "Dang it."
[A little earlier, Lincoln, Lynn, and Rita made their way to the backyard of the Loud House. There were no clown guards patrolling the area, which gave Lincoln's group a clear path.]
[Lincoln looked over to the doghouse to see the four pets inside huddled together in fear as they were hiding away from Luan.]
[Lincoln then let out a shocked gasp as he caught a glimpse of a small wooden cross hanging over the entrance to the doghouse with a familiar stuffed rabbit in a purple shirt hanging on it.]
Lincoln: "Bun-Bun!"
[Both of Bun-Bun's hands were nailed to the sides of the cross while its head hung low.]
[Lincoln rushed over to his comfort toy and looked over the damage while Lynn and Rita followed.]
Lincoln: "Poor Bun-Bun. He didn't deserve this."
[Lynn groaned in annoyance.]
Lynn: "Get a grip, will ya, Lincoln?! It's just a dumb toy!"
Rita: "Now's not the time, Lynn!"
[Lincoln clenched his fists as he wore an angry look on his face.]
Lincoln: "Okay! Luan has really made this personal now! We need to put a stop to her shenanigans right now!"
Rita: "I'm sure Bun-Bun isn't too badly hurt, Lincoln. But you're right about one thing; Luan needs to be punished for putting us through all of this."
[At that moment, the group of three heard a familiar masculine scream coming from the other side of the house.]
Lynn: "Oh crap! Sounds like the Bobsled's been done in."
Lincoln: "Dang it! We better hurry or who knows what'll happen to Marty!"
[With that, Lincoln went up the back porch steps while his mother and older sister followed him. However, Lincoln stopped as soon as he approached the back door before speaking to Rita and Lynn in a hushed tone.]
Lincoln: "Wait! If we try to open the back door, Luan will suspect something. Plus, it might also be booby trapped."
[Lynn sighed and crossed her arms, knowing that her brother had a point.]
Lynn: "You're not wrong there, Linc. So, how do you propose we do this?"
[Lincoln then turned his attention to the back door. He pondered for a moment until his attention shifted to the doggie door.]
Lincoln: "It looks like we'll have to get in through the doggie door. We'll attract less attention that way."
[Rita put her hands on her hips as she spoke to her son with a look of disapproval.]
Rita: "Lincoln, how am I supposed to fit through there with these hips? I couldn't even get through your bedroom window because of them."
[Rita swayed her hips a little as she finished her sentence.]
[Lincoln thought for a moment before something came to him.]
Lincoln: "I'll go in first, and when you try to get in, I will pull you while Lynn pushes. Okay?"
[Lynn's eyes widened in shock.]
Lynn: "Wait- While I WHAT now?"
Lincoln: "You're the strong one, Lynn. I think you'll be able to put that strength to good use in this situation..."
[Rita sighed.]
Rita: "I hope this plan of yours works, Lincoln."
[Lynn then spoke with a sarcastic tone.]
Lynn: "Hoo boy! This is gonna be quite an experience!"
[And with that, Lincoln got on all fours and crawled through the doggie door. As he stopped halfway, he looked around the kitchen, but couldn't find any pranks or booby traps anywhere, not even so much as a clown guard. After making his way into the kitchen, Lincoln poked his head through the doggie door and spoke to his mother in his hushed tone.]
Lincoln: "It looks like the coast is clear, Mom. You're free to go through."
[And just like that, Lincoln went back into the kitchen.]
[Rita took a deep breath and got on all fours before attempting to crawl through the doggie door. As expected, Rita's bodacious hips got stuck in the sides of the doorway, leaving her large butt exposed to the outside. The woman groaned as she pushed her hands on her side of the door and tried to wiggle her hips through the doggie door and out of her awkward position, but she had made no progress. She tried to go back, but was unable to do so as her hips were wedged firmly to the walls of the doggie door.]
Rita: "God, this is so humiliating."
[Lynn put her hand over her eyes in embarrassment.]
Lynn: "You're telling me, Mom. I actually feel embarrassed just standing here right now."
[Lincoln whispered to Lynn.]
Lincoln: "Okay, Lynn! When I give the signal, you start pushing as hard as you can. Do you hear me?"
[Lynn rolled her eyes.]
Lynn: "I don't want to do it, Lincoln, but if it means not having Mom's ass be the talk of the neighborhood, then what other choice is there?"
Rita: "Language, Lynn Jr.!"
Lynn: "Sorry, Mom. Now then..."
[Lynn got into position and carefully put her hands on her mother's buttocks. At the same time, Lincoln gripped his mother's wrists as he got ready to pull her.]
Lynn: "I'm ready, Coach."
Lincoln: "Alright! On three... One... Two... Three... Push!"
[And just like that, Lincoln began pulling his mother by her wrists while Lynn pushed the woman's partially exposed backside in an effort to get her through the door, but still, neither side was getting anywhere.]
Lynn: "No offense, Mom, but maybe you could lose a few pounds!"
[After a few more tries at getting her mother through the doggie door, Lynn was getting exhausted from all the pushing and stopped to take a breather.]
Lynn: "Okay, this is taking too long. I'm gonna have to charge it. You ready, Linc?"
Lincoln: "As ready as I'll ever be, Lynn."
Lynn: "Alright, just give me a minute or two to get things set up."
[And with that, Lynn broke the wooden railings off the side of the top stoop and dropped them to the ground. Then she got down on the grass and made her way to the garage.]
[After about a minute, Lynn returned carrying a long, sturdy board on her back while hardly breaking a sweat. She then set one end of the board on the edge of the back porch like a ramp while the other end touched the grass. Lynn then positioned herself in front of the makeshift ramp.]
Lynn: "All set, Lincoln. Now then..."
[Lynn took a deep breath before taking a few steps backwards on the back lawn.]
Lynn: "One for the trophy."
[Lynn took a few more steps back.]
Lynn: "Two for the show."
[Lynn took another few steps back.]
Lynn: "Three to get mom loose."
[Lynn brushed her left foot on the grass like a bull before taking yet another few steps back.]
Lynn: "And here... I... GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
[And like an angry ram protecting its spot, Lynn charged towards her mother in the hopes of finally getting her unstuck and through the door. However, as soon as she ran up the board to the back porch, Lynn ended up crashing face first right between her mother's buttocks, making the woman's eyes widen.]
[Lincoln cringed when he heard his older sister's attempt to get their mom unstuck fail and it took a few seconds for him to finally speak.]
Lincoln: "Are you okay, Lynn?"
[The athlete let out a muffled reply as her face was now stuck between the two mountains of her mother.]
Lynn: "Let me tell you something, STINKIN; No amount of therapy will EVER make this moment okay!"
[Lincoln cringed again while his mother groaned.]
Rita: "This isn't working, Lincoln. My butt is just too ding-dang big."
[Lincoln looked over at the fridge before turning back to his mother.]
Lincoln: "I'll see if there's any butter in the fridge. Maybe that'll help you get unstuck. Just don't go anywhere..."
[Rita gave her son a deadpanned look as the white-haired boy looked back with a nervous expression.]
Lincoln: "Not that you'll be able to go anywhere at the moment."
[Lincoln chuckled nervously.]
Lincoln: "I'll start checking the fridge now."
[And with that, Lincoln walked over to the fridge and opened it from the side to avoid any potential pranks, but it seems that there was no surprise boxing glove. He then looked in the fridge only to find nothing in it, not even a single shelf. The fridge was completely cleaned out.]
Lincoln: "Aw come on... Seriously?"
"Well, well, well... Trying to sneak in through the back, were you?"
[Lincoln turned around and saw Luan in her rabbit costume, staring down at her brother as an Easter basket hung in the crease of her left arm.]
Luan: "I was so hoping we could have a nice Easter meal together as a family, but we seem to have run out of food. The clowns and I had a really big luncheon shortly after you all left."
[Rita pointed her finger at her fourth-eldest daughter with a stern expression on her face.]
Rita: "Luan Loud, you stop this foolish game right now and give Marty back to your sister!"
[Luan looked down at her mother as she walked over to her.]
Luan: "What? I was just having fun with him. Though I do have to appreciate the effort of trying to squeeze yourself through the doggie door, Mom. And just for that, I think you deserve a little treat."
[Luan reached into her basket and took out a colored egg.]
Luan: "Here you go, Mom- A little Easter surprise for my dear sweet mother. I made it myself."
[Rita looked at the egg for a moment before glancing back at Luan with suspicion.]
Rita: "Wait a minute... This egg isn't rotten, is it?"
Luan: "Oh no, Mom! It's one-hundred percent all good! You have my promise. I mean, would I ever poison my own mother?"
[And just to prove her point, Luan peeled off the colored shell, revealing the boiled egg underneath.]
Luan: "You see, Mom? This egg is all white!"
[Luan laughed while Lincoln groaned and Rita's eyebrows lowered in despondence.]
Luan: "Get it?"
Lynn: "I can still hear you, you know! Your puns are not helping my situation one bit!"
[Luan ignored her younger sister's criticism and focused her attention on her mother.]
Luan: "Anyways, it's just missing one key ingredient."
[Luan then put the basket down on the floor and reached into it with her free hand before taking out a salt shaker. Luan then poured a little salt on the egg before getting down on her knees as she offered the egg to her mother.]
Luan: "Why not have a little bite? You might like it."
[Rita stared at the egg for a few moments and took one glance at her fourth-eldest daughter. Then she slowly opened her mouth and took a small bite of the egg. Rita chewed the piece of egg around a little and swallowed it before smiling.]
Rita: "Mmmm... Not bad."
Luan: "I'm glad you think so... You want more?"
[Rita nodded and Luan fed her the rest of the egg. Rita nibbled off all the white and ate it before Luan fed her the yolk. Rita chewed the yolk for a bit and swallowed it while her son watched with a feeling of dread.]
Rita: "Mmm... I have to say, Honey... This egg is actually pretty decent."
Luan: "Thanks! I have learned plenty of cooking pointers from Dad."
[Rita then went back to her stern expression.]
Rita: "But that still doesn't change anything, Luan. Lori really wants Marty back, so-"
[Suddenly, Rita felt her stomach gurgle, which Lincoln took notice of.]
Rita: "That... doesn't sound or feel right."
[Lincoln slowly turned his head to Luan.]
Lincoln: "Luan... What was in that egg?"
Luan: "Oh... Funny you should say that, Lincoln. Let's just say that what I put on that egg just now wasn't exactly ordinary salt. But if anything, I think this next joke's going to be... a blast."
[Luan laughed as both Lincoln and Rita realized what the girl with braces just implied.]
Lincoln: "You didn't..."
Rita: "Oh no..."
[At that moment, Lynn had gotten her face unstuck from her mother's rear end before turning her head away to take a breath of fresh air.]
Lynn: "Oh man! I am TOTALLY not doing that again! That has got to be, without a doubt, Lincoln's worst idea yet. I mean, could it get any worse?"
[At that moment, Lynn heard a rumble coming from her mother's derriere, and slowly turned her head to look toward the source. After a few seconds, the athlete's eyes widened and her pupils shrank as she knew exactly what was about to happen.]
Lynn: "Oh balls..."
[Suddenly, Rita ripped a loud fart right in Lynn's face that lasted for about ten seconds and the gas spread across the backyard. Lincoln cringed when he heard the loud booming noise outside along with the terrified screams of his athletic sister.]
[In the doghouse, the pets watched with shocked and horrified expressions on their faces while covering their mouths and noses so that they wouldn't smell the fumes.]
[Mr. Grouse saw the whole thing through his closed bedroom window and was incredibly shocked. The old man had also been pranked earlier as his mustache was completely shaved off.]
Mr. Grouse: "HOLY CHOCOLATE RASPBERRY ALMOND PANCAKES!"
[Lynn was now coughing heavily on the back lawn as she tried her best not to inhale the fumes, but the odor was just too strong, even for her.]
Lynn: "I CAN'T BREATHE!"
[Lynn ripped her jersey open for air, but it simply was not enough as the athlete dropped to her knees while gasping for air. As her eyes struggled to remain open, Lynn thought she could see someone climbing over the fence and out of the backyard before the athlete collapsed face first on the grass and passed out with her butt in the air. And all that managed to escape from Lynn's posterior was a small, weak poot.]
[Luan saw the whole thing through the back door window before looking down at Rita.]
Luan: "Wowzers! Now I can see where Lynn gets it from! And Lori, for that matter! You must've passed your gas onto her the moment she was born!"
[Feeling red with embarrassment, Rita moaned and put her hands over her eyes as Luan laughed.]
Luan: "Get it?!"
[Lincoln's expression turned to anger as he looked up at Luan.]
Lincoln: "Are you nuts, Luan?! That was chemical warfare you just unleashed! How could you use our own mother like this?!"
Luan: "Because it's April Fools Day! What did you expect, Lincoln?!"
[Lincoln groaned.]
Lincoln: "Enough of this! Just tell us where Marty is! Is he alright?!"
[At that moment, the front door opened and Lincoln gasped in shock as he saw Zach walk into the house with Ronnie Anne and Lori.]
[The red-haired bespectacled boy held Ronnie Anne at gunpoint with a water blaster filled with melted chocolate while the Santiago tomboy and her brother's girlfriend had their hands behind their heads.]
[Lori's eyebrows were also completely shaved off, but the eldest Loud sibling couldn't care less about that as her mind was still focused on Marty.]
Luan: "Good work, Zachary. You've been a good spy."
Zach: "Thanks, Luan."
Lincoln: "Zach... You're a part of this? You were working for Luan this whole time?"
Zach: "Technically, I was working for Giggles, but I'd say that's a yes."
[Lincoln slapped his own forehead in realization.]
Lincoln: "Of course. You and Giggles are still dating. Why did I not see this coming?"
Zach: "You didn't ask, Lincoln. But anyways, Giggles sent me to take your nephew and bring him over to Luan. I helped switch the baby with a doll that had a message from Luan. I didn't do it alone, of course. I had a little help from Anderson and his friends."
Ronnie Anne: "So that's how Anderson and his gang knew where we were going."
Zach: "Yeah... And you should've seen how Taylor handled the baby. She was like a regular mother goose under her tough exterior. Also, I think I saw Pablo making goo-goo eyes at Taylor on the way to your house."
Lincoln: "So you sold out your own friends for a date with Giggles? Even your parents?!"
Zach: "It was nothing personal, Lincoln. Giggles promised me honorary membership to her club, and I just couldn't pass up that opportunity."
[Lincoln looked at his friend with disappointment as he crossed his arms.]
Lincoln: "Well, I hope it was worth it, Zach... I really do."
[Zach looked down for a brief moment and sighed before speaking to Luan again.]
Zach: "What do I do with the prisoners, Luan?"
Luan: "Take them upstairs to see Marty. They clearly miss him very much."
[Zach nodded before forcing Lincoln, Lori, and Ronnie Anne up the stairs with his chocolate-filled water blaster still aimed at them while Luan followed.]
[As soon as they reached the second floor, they went into Luna and Luan's room to find Marty laying in a basket while completely covered under a white blanket.]
Lori: "Oh, my baby..."
Luan: "See? He's all safe and sound asleep. Take all the time you need with him."
[Lori, Lincoln, and Ronnie Anne looked down at the baby under the covers for a little bit as Luan and Zach left the room before the latter shut the door as quietly as he could.]
[Ronnie Anne stared at the basket with a look of uncertainty before speaking to Lori and Lincoln.]
Ronnie Anne: "I don't like this, you guys. It could be another prank. One of us needs to check and see."
[Lori rubbed her left arm with her right hand as she took a deep breath.]
Lori: "I want to do it... but what if it's another doll? What if it's something far worse?"
Lincoln: "I'll do it, guys. This isn't my first time setting off pranks in my own house, you know?"
[Ronnie Anne chuckled as she thought back to April Fools Day in 2016.]
Ronnie Anne: "Yeah... How could I even forget that? By the way..."
[Ronnie Anne walked over to Lincoln and kissed him on the cheek, making the white-haired boy blush.]
Ronnie Anne: "Just a little something for good luck, dork."
[Lincoln took a deep breath and slowly marched over to the basket as Lori and Ronnie Anne looked on in suspense. As soon as the Loud boy approached the basket, he reached his hand over to the blanket and slowly pulled it back while turning his head away and closing his eyes as he braced himself for an imminent prank.]
[Upon hearing a familiar gurgle, Lincoln opened his eyes and looked down to see the face of his infant nephew looking up at him with a smile before the Loud boy heaved a sigh of relief, as did Lori and Ronnie Anne.]
Lincoln: "Oh, thank goodness you're alright. Don't you worry, little guy. Your Uncle Lincoln is here."
[Lincoln then reached his index finger down to Marty and tickled the baby's chin, making him giggle.]
Ronnie Anne: "What is this? Some kind of mind game?"
Lori: "Who cares? I'm just relieved that Marty is alright."
[At that moment, Lincoln lifted Marty out of his basket and proceeded to bring him over to Lori, but what he failed to notice was that there was a string attached to the baby's foot. As soon as Lincoln began to walk over to Lori, the string was pulled.]
[The string started off straight and went up the wall and ceiling before ending at a trap door that was right above the Loud boy and his nephew.]
[Ronnie Anne gasped when she saw the string and trap door ready to open before running over to the two boys.]
Ronnie Anne: "Lincoln, look out!"
Lincoln: "Huh?"
[Ronnie Anne shoved Lincoln out of the way before the trap door opened, bombarding Ronnie Anne with a pile of loaded diapers.]
[Lori gasped in shock before covering her mouth and nose with her hands to keep herself from inhaling the foul stench emanating from the pile.]
[Lincoln managed to remain on his feet after he was shoved and looked back to see the pile of full diapers. He then held his nose to prevent himself from smelling the odor before speaking in a nasally voice.]
Lincoln: "Are you okay in there, Ronnie Anne?! Speak to me!"
[As Lori walked over to the bedroom window and opened it to let the stink out, Ronnie Anne poked her head out of the pile of diapers, looking like she was ready to puke her guts out.]
Lincoln: "Oh, thank goodness! I'd hug and kiss you, but I think it's best to wait until you've had a shower first."
[Ronnie Anne covered her mouth and growled at Lincoln as the white-haired boy took a few steps back in fear.]
Lincoln: "Okay... Poor choice of words."
Ronnie Anne: "Lame-o... When I get out of this, Luan is going to have the atomic wedgie of a lifetime when I'm done with her!"
[Lincoln gulped before Lori scooped the baby in her arms and held him close.]
Lori: "Well, I don't blame Ronnie Anne for a single second! How can Luan weaponize Marty's messes like that?! My baby could've literally suffocated under all of that, you know!"
[At that moment, the door opened and Luan walked in.]
Luan: "Woah, now! Calm down, you guys! There's no need to create an even bigger diaper-lemma here!"
[Luan laughed while her siblings and Ronnie Anne groaned.]
Luan: "Get it?"
Lori: "Can it, Luan! Are you TRYING to suffocate my baby with his own loaded diapers?!"
Luan: "Relax, Lori! I may be a genius prankster, but I'm not a monster."
[Lori and Lincoln stared at Luan with unconvinced looks on their faces while Ronnie Anne climbed out of the pile of diapers and looked ready to give the prankster a piece of her mind.]
Ronnie Anne: "After what we've been through, you better give me one damn good reason why I shouldn't clean your clock right about now!"
[Luan raised her hands to reassure the others.]
Luan: "I get it... You three came all this way for Marty, and now you've finally reached your goal. It must not have been an easy journey, and you may have lost some companions on the way, but you did it nonetheless. So yeah... you've won. Congratulations. But can I at least see Marty one more time before you take him back home with you? Please?"
[Lori looked over at Lincoln and Ronnie Anne, who both had looks of distrust on their faces. Then, after taking a few moments to think, Lori came to her decision.]
Lori: "Alright, but we'll be watching you until you are finished. Okay?"
Ronnie Anne: "Ditto."
Luan: "I understand."
[And with that, Lori reluctantly handed Marty over to Luan before moving over to the door to make sure that the prankster didn't try to leave. Luan cradled her nephew in her arms and made some funny faces at him, making the baby giggle.]
[Lincoln then leaned over to Ronnie Anne and whispered in her ear as he kept his gaze on Luan.]
Lincoln: "So far so good, Ronnie Anne."
[Ronnie Anne whispered back at Lincoln.]
Ronnie Anne: "I'm not so sure about this, Lincoln... If I know Luan, she is bound to say those two infamous words any second now."
Lincoln: "Maybe... Maybe not... We'll have to wait and see."
[At that moment, the air in the backyard was clear of gas. Rita had finally managed to get herself unstuck from the doggie door and pulled herself back outside before standing up and rubbing her sore hips.]
Rita: "Finally, I'm free... But my hips hurt like hell."
[Rita's expression turned angry as she thought about Luan.]
Rita: "The next time I see Luan, she is going to be grounded for a long time."
[At that same time, Lynn regained consciousness and quickly hopped to her feet before angrily looking up at Luna and Luan's bedroom window while clenching her fists.]
Lynn: "Okay, that does it! I am DONE playing ball here! Luan is gonna be in for a world of hurt when I come up there!"
[Lynn pounded her fists as she seethed with fury before her mother walked down the steps.]
[Rita then approached her fifth-born daughter, got on one knee, put her hands on the athlete's shoulders, and looked her in the eyes.]
Rita: "You just leave Luan to me, Lynn Jr.. We are going to use our words and not our fists. Okay?"
[Lynn looked down and took a deep breath before exhaling.]
Lynn: "Okay..."
Rita: "And also, I'm sorry for, uh... fumigating you."
Lynn: "It's fine, Mom. It wasn't your fault. But thanks to Luan, it's probably gonna take a few days to get this stench off of me, if not a reek. I mean-"
[Lynn groaned.]
Lynn: "Great! Now she's got ME doing it!"
Rita: "Lynn..."
Lynn: "Right... Right..."
[Just then, Giggles and her remaining clown posse arrived at the Loud House in their pickup trucks. After parking their vehicles in the driveway, they all got out and stood on the front lawn, ready to give Luan what was coming to her. Giggles and a few clowns walked up the porch steps and approached the front door before Giggles pounded on it.]
Giggles: "We know you're in there, Luan! We're coming in there, and we're gonna give you a piece of our minds!"
[Giggles took a deep breath and spoke again.]
Giggles: "AND our pie!"
[At that moment, some of the clowns carried a small colorful circus cannon out of the back of one of their trucks and aimed it at the front door.]
Giggles: "Light it up, guys!"
[With that, one of the clowns lit the fuse and it took about five seconds until a colorful cannonball shot out of the cannon and went through the front door, giving the clowns an opening.]
[The three Loud siblings and Ronnie Anne heard the loud noise and looked toward the bedroom door.]
Lincoln: "What was that?!"
[As soon as the door was broken, Giggles and her group of clowns made their way into the Loud House. Some of the clowns stayed behind and threw pies, rotten Easter eggs, and chocolate-filled balloons at the walls and windows of the house.]
[Suddenly, there was frantic knocking on the bedroom door. Lori opened it to find Zach in a panic.]
Zach: "Mayday! Mayday!"
Luan: "What's going on, Zach?"
Zach: "It's Giggles and the rest of the clowns! They're turning on us! Hide!"
[And with that, Zach ran into Lisa and Lily's room and slammed the door shut.]
Luan: "What do you mean turning on us?! Zachary!"
[It was then that Luan heard the running of multiple footsteps coming from downstairs. She looked down to see Giggles and some of the clowns heading towards her.]
[As Giggles and her posse started running up the stairs, Luan slammed the bedroom door shut before locking it.]
Giggles: "You can't hide from us, Luan! Open up or I'm sending in the clowns!"
Luan: "You can't do this, Giggles! I am your leader! I am your friend!"
Giggles: "It's Easter Fools Day, Luan! We're coming in there and you're gonna get creamed like a creme-filled egg!"
[Ronnie Anne crossed her arms and stared at Luan.]
Ronnie Anne: "Well, Luan? It looks like you're all alone now. No one to back you up now, is there?"
[Luan's anxiety rose as Giggles and the clowns started pounding on the door. The loud noises caused Marty to start crying, which prompted Luan to hold him close and rock him. Of course, Marty's crying was not helping Luan's stress levels one bit.]
Giggles: "Come on out of there, Luan! We're giving you three seconds to open up or we'll break this door down! One..."
Lincoln: "You know these clowns, Luan! Aren't you going to do something about them?!"
Giggles: "Two..."
[Luan looked at Lincoln, then at the door that was about to break, and finally at Lori as her anxiety reached peak capacity.]
Luan: "Please forgive me, Lori!"
[And with that, Luan reached into her pocket and pulled out an Easter Egg.]
Giggles: "Three!"
[As soon as the door burst open, Luan threw the egg down on the floor and it exploded upon impact, engulfing the whole room with a colorful smoke.]
[Everyone coughed and waved their hands for a few seconds until the smoke cleared. When they all looked around, they could not find Luan or Marty anywhere and Lori started to panic.]
Lori: "Luan?! Marty?! WHERE'S MY BABY?! WHERE IS HE?!"
[At that moment, Giggles pointed to the open window and saw Luan climbing out of it with Marty in her left arm.]
Giggles: "There she is!"
[Lori looked over at Luan before yelling at her.]
Lori: "DAMN IT, LUAN! GIVE ME BACK MY BABY!"
[Luan was unable to respond and continued climbing out the window.]
[At the same time, Rita and Lynn saw the comedienne climb out the window as she was holding the baby in her free arm.]
Rita: "LUAN!"
Lynn: "What the H-E-Double hockey sticks are you doing, you wacko?!"
[Luan didn't answer and climbed onto the roof. Lori tried to climb out the window and go after Luan, but Lincoln and Ronnie Anne held her back.]
Lori: "Let me go! We have to stop Luan!"
Lynn: "What the hell happened, you guys?!"
Ronnie Anne: "Luan's clown mates are after her! I think they're about ready to trash the house just to get to Luan!"
Lynn: "Oh great! That's just what we needed!"
Lincoln: "And now Luan took Marty and she's climbing onto the roof!"
Lynn: "Tell me something I DON'T know, Stinkin'!"
Rita: "Lynn, enough! We need to put a stop to Luan's game before Marty gets hurt!"
Lynn: "Alright, Mom! I'll lead the way!"
[And with that, Rita and Lynn ran around the house until they reached the front lawn. At the same time, Lori, Lincoln, and Ronnie Anne ran out of Luna and Luan's room and battled their way through the chaos ensuing in the living room before joining Rita and Lynn in the front yard.]
[At that moment, Bobby had gotten himself unstuck and dropped down to the porch. He then got back on his feet and went to join the rest of the group on the front lawn as they all looked up at Luan. Bobby gasped in shock as he saw his son in the arms of Luan, who now stood on the roof of the house.]
Bobby: "Marty! Mi mijo!"
[Rita pointed her finger at Luan as she angrily called out to her.]
Rita: "Luan Loud, this has gone far enough! You get down from that roof RIGHT NOW and give Marty back to your sister!"
[At that moment, Luna and Lola arrived by their mother's side, having just recovered from their pranking wounds. The swelling in the rocker's face had gone down almost completely.]
Rita: "Do you hear me, young lady?! Get down here this instant!"
Luan: "I can't! Giggles and the clowns have turned on me! You have to help me!"
Lori: "Oh, so now you want our help?! Well, we are literally not going to do ANYTHING to help until you give me my baby back!"
Lola: "Yeah! So you can either stay up there and starve, or you can come down carefully and give Marty back to his mommy!"
[Luan looked at her family for a few moments, then she looked down at her nephew, who was still crying in her arms. Finally, she looked down at her family again before giving them her answer.]
Luan: "Yes! Anything! Just tell my friends to stand down after I come down! Please?!"
Bobby: "Okay! Just be careful with my son! Please!"
Luna: "You better not be pulling any more tricks on us, sis!"
Luan: "I'm not going to!"
[And with that, Luan carefully started walking down the roof at a slow pace while holding Marty in her arms tightly as everyone else watched in suspense.]
Luan: "See? Easy does it... Nice and easy..."
[Unfortunately, as she kept on walking, Luan stepped on a loose roof tile and fell over, accidentally throwing Marty up in the air.]
[The Louds and Santiagos gasped while Lori screamed in horror upon watching the baby in the air while Luan slid down the top roof before grabbing onto the edge.]
Luna: "Baby overboard!"
Bobby: "MARTY! Somebody catch him!"
[Immediately, Lori frantically ran around the front lawn with her arms out to catch her son while Bobby, Lincoln, Ronnie Anne, Luna, Lynn, and Rita did the same.]
[Fearing the worst outcome, Lola put her hands over her eyes.]
Lori: "Mommy's got you, Bumblebee!"
Ronnie Anne: "I gotcha, Marty!"
Bobby: "Hang on, mijo! Papi's got you!"
Lynn: "I'm wide open, Squirt!"
Rita: "Grandma's ready to catch you!"
Lola: "I can't bear to watch!"
[In the panic, Bobby bumped into Lori and they both crashed on the grass with Bobby on top.]
[Luna tripped over Lola and fell on top of her on the lawn.]
[Lynn bumped into Ronnie Anne and they fell on the lawn side by side.]
[Luan let go of the edge of the top roof and started sliding down the lower roof.]
Ronnie Anne: "Oh no! Marty!"
Luna: "He's gonna crash!"
[Lola shut her eyes again as she turned her head away.]
Lola: "Tell me when it's over!"
[As Marty was close to the ground, Lincoln managed to catch the baby and hold him in his arms while Luan fell face first onto the grass.]
Lincoln: "Gotcha!"
[However, as soon as Lincoln caught Marty, he tripped and landed on his side on the street while still holding the baby to his chest. As soon as Lincoln sat back up, he looked to his left to be met with the front of a stopping vehicle, which made contact with his face.]
[Rita screamed in horror as she saw her son get launched back a few feet upon impact before the boy landed on the pavement unconscious while still holding Marty close to him.]
[The vehicle that hit Lincoln was Cathy, which was being driven by Lynn Sr..]
Rita: "LINCOLN!"
Luna: "You alright, bro?!"
Lola: "Linky!"
Lynn: "Oh man, that looks bad!"
Ronnie Anne: "What just happened?! Are they alright?!"
[Rita, Ronnie Anne, Luna, Lynn, and Lola raced over to Lincoln and Marty. Upon looking down at the unconscious white-haired boy, they saw that his nose was now slightly crooked and bleeding as Marty cried in his arms.]
Ronnie Anne: "Dios mio! Lincoln!"
Lola: "Oh, you poor thing!"
[At that same time, Bobby lifted himself on all fours before looking down at Lori.]
Bobby: "Are you okay, Babe?"
[Lori looked into Bobby's eyes for a few seconds before the distressed cries of her baby snapped her back to reality.]
Lori: "Marty! Our little Bumblebee!"
[With that, Lori quickly moved Bobby aside and started to get up.]
[At that moment, Lynn Sr. and the remaining Loud kids quickly got out of the SUV before the father of eleven gasped in horror and frantically raced over to his injured son.]
Lynn Sr.: "Are you alright, Lincoln?!"
Lori: "MY BABY!"
[Lori rushed over to Lincoln with Bobby following behind. She shoved past her mother and father and knelt down in front of her brother before scooping her wailing son in her arms.]
[With tears now forming in her eyes, Lori began cradling Marty, giving him numerous hugs and kisses to comfort him.]
Lori: "Oh my baby!"
[Lori gave Marty another kiss on his forehead before rubbing the baby's back.]
Lori: "My sweet little Bumblebee! Oh! Thank God you're alright! Mommy's right here!"
[Bobby knelt beside Lori on one knee, wrapped his arm around her, and held her close. Using his other hand, Bobby gently rubbed Marty's head to try and calm him down as tears also began to form in his eyes.]
Bobby: "Oh, we were so scared, mijo. Shh-shh-shh... It's going to be okay."
[Leni, Luna, Lynn, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, and Lily also surrounded their oldest sister, wanting to comfort their nephew as well.]
Lucy: "Poor little one. He must've had quite a fright."
Lily: "Awww... Let Lily give Marty a kiss."
[Lily began making a kissy face as she reached out to Marty.]
Lily: "Lily make Boo-Boos go away."
Lisa: "Martinez doesn't appear to have any physical injuries, younger sibling. Unfortunately, I can't say the same for our male sibling."
[Lucy let out a soft gasp before she turned her attention to her brother, who was still lying on the street with Ronnie Anne kneeling over him.]
Lucy: "He's not dead, is he?"
Ronnie Anne: "Of course he's not dead, Lucy! Can somebody come over here and help him?!"
[Zach was looking through the window of Lisa and Lily's room watching everything that had transpired, and he was shocked at what just happened to one of his good friends, so much so that guilt started to overcome him for having taken part in the events that led up to his injury.]
Zach: "Oh man..."
[At that moment, Lincoln groaned as he slowly opened his eyes before Ronnie Anne grabbed his head with both hands and looked into his eyes.]
Ronnie Anne: "Are you alright, Lincoln?! Say something!"
[Lincoln managed to push his hands on the pavement and lift himself up.]
Lincoln: "Ow, ow... Ow... My face hurts, Ronnie Anne. Do I look okay to you?"
[Ronnie Anne bit her lower lip as she stared at her friend's injured nose.]
Ronnie Anne: "Well, Lincoln... I... Lisa?"
Lisa: "It appears that your nasal passage is slightly bent and bleeding, Lincoln."
[Lincoln put his hand on his nose before he felt pain go through his face.]
Lincoln: "Oh man! Don't tell me it's broken!"
Lisa: "I'm afraid that's precisely the case, Lincoln."
[The rest of Lincoln's sisters noticed their brother's condition and they all rushed over to help him as Ronnie Anne embraced him tightly.]
Lincoln: "It's fine, girls. You don't have to- Ow!"
Lisa: "It appears that you may need to stay in bed for a few days until your nose gets better. And you'll need some immediate medical treatment as well."
[At that same time, Luan lifted her head with her rabbit hoodie down and stared at the scene with a look of regret. The comedienne had also sustained a few bruises on her face when she hit the ground, but these bruises couldn't compare to the overwhelming feeling of guilt she had in the pit of her stomach.]
Luan: "Lincoln... Marty..."
[At that moment, Giggles and the clowns emerged from the house and surrounded Luan with their pies, Easter Egg bombs, and long balloon bats in hand while Zach followed shortly after and aimed his chocolate-filled water blaster at the comedienne as he stood by his girlfriend's side.]
Giggles: "We got you now, Luan!"
Zach: "Why did you make me take part in this, you loony?!"
[Luan gulped as the Gurdle boy and the clowns that worked for her got ready to give her a taste of her own medicine. Luan just sat there shaking and shut her eyes, as she was unable to find a good excuse. All she could do now was brace herself for the finishing blow her friends were about to give her.]
[That was when a loud whistle caused Giggles, Zach, and the rest of clowns to cease. They all turned around to look at Rita, who had whistled to get the attention of Luan's friends. Giggles, Zach, and the clowns all stared at the Loud matriarch standing before them as her authoritative side took charge.]
Rita: "That is quite enough! All of you! Everyone needs to go home RIGHT NOW! This April Fools Day is OVER! I will be contacting your families about this very soon!"
[Zach, Giggles, and the rest of the clowns sighed as they lowered their props.]
Giggles: "Well, I guess them's the breaks, clowns. Let's just go home."
[And with that, the teen and pre-teen clowns lumbered to their vehicles and drove away while Zach stayed behind and sat on the porch.]
[However, as Giggles proceeded to walk back home on foot, she stopped on the sidewalk before turning around to look at Zach with a mix of guilt and sorrow on her face.]
Giggles: "I'm sorry about this, Zach... I..."
Zach: "It's okay, Giggles. You couldn't have known. We'll... talk about it later."
[Giggles gave Zach a small understanding smile before walking down the sidewalk as Zach watched his girlfriend go until she was out of sight.]
[Luan heaved a sigh of relief before looking over at her family.]
Luan: "Thank you... You saved me."
[Most of the Loud family and Bobby folded their arms as they looked directly at Luan with anger, disappointment, or both.]
[Luan's smile faded as she saw the looks on her family's faces.]
Luan: "Oh..."
[At that moment, Ronnie Anne clenched her fist and marched over to Luan before giving her a hard punch in the gut, which caused Luan to get down on all fours.]
[Ronnie Anne then pulled Luan's head up by her ponytail and punched her in the face, knocking her back down to the ground. The Santiago tomboy then proceeded to kick the comedienne's sides numerous times as she yelled at her.]
Ronnie Anne: "You lunatico! You pull this shit on my sobrino?! You even hurt your own hermano! You could've seriously gotten them both FUCKING killed, you PERRA DESCONSIDERADA!"
Leni: "Ronnie Anne, stop!"
[Bobby rushed over to his sister and wrapped his arms around her, holding her back.]
Bobby: "Woah, woah, woah, woah! Hey! Hey! Calm down, Ronnie Anne! It's over now! It's over..."
[Ronnie Anne said nothing as tears threatened to leak from her eyes, prompting her brother to embrace her and rub his fingers through her hair.]
Ronnie Anne: "She... She..."
[As Bobby continued to embrace Ronnie Anne, Lori handed Marty to her mother before marching over to Luan, who groaned as she got on her knees while grabbing her sore hip with her left hand.]
Luan: "Lori... I don't know what happened. I thought I-"
[Lori then grabbed Luan by the collar of her shirt, and stared viciously into her eyes.]
Lori: "Luan... You... stay... the FUCK... away... from my... son... Do you hear me?"
[Luan opened her mouth to speak before Lori practically roared right in her face.]
Lori: "DO YOU LITERALLY HEAR ME?!"
[Luan gulped and nodded as tears threatened to leak from her eyes.]
Luan: "Yes! I hear you! I won't do it again! Please don't hurt me!"
[And with that, Lori let go of the jokester's shirt before she turned around and started marching to her SUV. She stopped halfway and pointed at her brace-faced sister.]
Lori: "And If I EVER see you around my apartment again, I literally won't hesitate to file a restraining order against you! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!"
[Luan closed her eyes and nodded before Lori continued marching to the SUV.]
[Bobby let go of Ronnie Anne and started following Lori for a bit before stopping beside Rita as she cradled her wailing grandson in her arms.]
[The older woman looked at her eldest daughter's boyfriend with an expression of guilt on her face.]
Rita: "I am so sorry about this, Bobby. I had no idea it would be this bad."
[Rita handed Marty over to his father as he gave the woman an understanding nod.]
Bobby: "It's fine, Rita. I guess Lori and I will see you again sometime this week... or the next... Depending on when we've fully recovered from this incident. It's probably gonna be a while, though."
Rita: "I understand, Bobby. You, Lori, and Marty take care. We'll come by to see you soon... But it's best that we don't bring Luan with us."
[Bobby nodded again, and with his son in his arms, he walked over to the SUV and got in the passenger seat.]
[As soon as Bobby and Lori were seated, Lori started the engine and proceeded to back up. Before she could do so, Ronnie Anne ran up to the SUV.]
Ronnie Anne: "Wait!"
[Lori looked over at Ronnie Anne as the girl peeked through the driver's window.]
Ronnie Anne: "Can I stay with you guys for a while? I want to help you out with Marty in any way I can."
[Lori and Bobby looked at each other, then at the baby still crying in the young Santiago man's arms, and finally to each other again before nodding in agreement. They both knew that they needed some help in calming their son down after what he had been through, and they both knew that Ronnie Anne cared deeply for her nephew.]
[In any case, Lori unlocked the left back door, allowing Ronnie Anne to open it. And as Ronnie Anne opened the door, she took one last look at Luan before yelling out to her.]
Ronnie Anne: "I hope you're hearing this, Luan! You can forget about me or Lincoln being your assistants at Funny Business, Inc. now, because we QUIT! And another thing; Find someone else to be in your prank academy while you're at it, because I am resigning as your student! Dios MIO, you are clearly no better than my PADRE!"
[Those words hit Luan worse than the physical beatings she had received from Ronnie Anne and she started tearing up while grabbing her own chest.]
Ronnie Anne: "I hope you have an Unhappy Easter, you tonto, because that's EXACTLY what you gave me and everyone else! Including your own baby sobrino! Why did you have to ruin his very first Easter with your April Fools bullshit?!"
[And just like that, Ronnie Anne let out a frustrated groan as she got in the back seat of Cathy and shut the door before putting her seat belt on. Lori then turned the SUV around and drove off with Bobby, Ronnie Anne, and Marty.]
[As the SUV was far enough in the distance, Lisa and Lucy helped their brother to his feet and guided him back into the Loud House.]
Lisa: "We shall assist you on your trip back to your sleeping quarters, male sibling."
Lincoln: "Thanks, you guys, but I can walk. I just have a broken nose is all."
Lucy: "We insist, dear brother. And we pray that you will get better in the safety of your room."
Lincoln: "Alright, I guess I could use a little help. Thanks again. By the way, how's Clyde doing?"
Lisa: "He's staying with his maternal unit at her abode. He's a little shaken from the attack, last time we checked, but he should be over it shortly."
Lincoln: "Okay."
[As the three Loud kids approached the porch steps, Lincoln looked over at Luan as he thought.]
Lincoln: Could Ronnie Anne have a point about what she just said? About Luan being no better than Alex? No no no-no-no! That would mean that Luan would've hurt Marty intentionally, and she wouldn't do that. Maybe Ronnie Anne was just venting?
[Despite everything that happened, Lincoln couldn't help but feel pity for Luan. It was clear to him that throwing Marty in the air was an accident on Luan's part. But whether Ronnie Anne had a point or not, Lincoln could not deny the fact that Luan has gone too far with her pranks this year.]
[As soon as Lincoln was in the house, Luan stood back up before her parents marched over to her with a towering presence.]
Luan: "Mom... Dad..."
[Lynn Sr. raised his hand before Luan could say anymore.]
Lynn Sr.: "Ah! Not another word, young lady. You have cracked jokes, cracked eggs, and NOW you've just cracked some very, VERY thin ice."
Luan: "But I-"
[Before Luan could speak any further, her mother pointed her index finger to the front door.]
Rita: "Inside right now, Luan! Your father and I have a lot of stern words to say to you."
[Feeling very ashamed of herself, Luan sighed and hung her head low as she followed her family back into the wrecked Loud House.]
[At that moment, a certain old man next door poked his head out his bedroom window as he called out to Luan.]
Mr. Grouse: "Nice prank war, Loud! Looks like you've really mucked up this time!"
[Luan felt a lump in her throat when she heard what the old man said.]
[Lynn Sr. stopped by the porch before calling out to his neighbor.]
Lynn Sr.: "Thank you, Mr. Grouse, but I think we've got things handled from here!"
[And with that, Lynn Sr. followed his wife and fourth-eldest daughter back into the house.]
Mr. Grouse: "Well, good luck with that! And Happy Easter!"
[Mr. Grouse then shut his window as he mumbled under his breath.]
Mr. Grouse: "As if that even matters this year."
[Once everyone was inside, Luan stood in the living room as her parents looked down at her while her sisters sat on the couch and glared at their sister.]
[Lincoln was absent as he was in his room recovering from his nose injury.]
[Lynn Sr. was the first one to speak to Luan.]
Lynn Sr.: "Luan L. Loud! What in the name of Lynwood Loud were you thinking?!"
Luan: "I... I don't know. You know how I get on April Fools Day! I was trying to be careful with Marty, but-"
Rita: "That is no excuse, Luan! There are NO excuses for what happened today! You have pulled a lot of harmful pranks on your own family for the past decade, but THIS! You have traumatized your own nephew and could've gotten him severely injured! Plus, your brother is badly hurt from trying to save him and will need to stay in bed for a few days! And to add to that, you have compromised my PERSON! Your own MOTHER! Who has taken care of you since you were BORN! We have had to put up with your pranking obsession year after year, but today... what you did today is UNACCEPTABLE! Marty is only a BABY, for God's sake! And not only that, but Lori might not want to visit us for God knows HOW LONG!"
Luan: "But-"
[Lynn Sr. pointed at his fourth-eldest daughter before she could speak any further.]
Lynn Sr.: "No buts, young lady! Not only did we all miss out on Easter this year, but you and your crazy clown friends have caused chaos and confusion in half the neighborhood! Because of your behavior today, your mother and I are both putting our foot down this year! So, starting right now, you are grounded for a whole month- No... Two- No, scratch that... THREE months without any phone or business privileges! That means no comedy shows..."
[Lynn Sr. lifted his index finger as he said the first condition as Luan stared at him with a look of dread.]
Lynn Sr.: "...no entertaining at birthday parties..."
[Lynn Sr. lifted his middle finger as he said the second condition.]
Lynn Sr.: "...and no speaking to any of your friends until then!"
[Lynn Sr. lifted his ring finger as he said the last condition before Luan gasped as she covered her mouth.]
Luan: "But how will I make any income? What about Benny?"
Rita: "You should've thought about that before you decided to go all out with your pranks this year. A lesson must be learned from this horrible experience that you have brought upon your sisters, your brother, and your nephew. Not to mention everyone else in the neighborhood. And in addition to your grounding, you are going to clean this whole house all by yourself, you and your clown school friends are going to apologize to all the neighbors you've targeted in your prank apocalypse."
Lynn Sr.: "If I know Mr. Grouse, he is going to be demanding a LOT of Lynn-sagna after what you put him through."
Rita: "And furthermore, you will be staying at Aunt Ruth's every weekend until the months have passed! Now you march right upstairs to your room and stay there until the start of July! And don't even think about coming out until then!"
[Rita pointed her finger to the top of the stairs before Luan hung her head down low and sighed as she slowly went up the stairs.]
[As the comedienne climbed up the stairs, she could hear her siblings speaking to each other and stopped halfway to listen. Rita and Lynn Sr. had also gone into their room to cool off before the rest of their children started conversing.]
Lola: "Luan learning her lesson? After everything she put us through? After what she put MARTY through?! That'll be the day when Ronnie Anne's dad changes his ways and walks out of prison a free man... which is NEVER!"
Lisa: "In my honest opinion, this pointless and reckless holiday ought to be canceled and banned indefinitely. Prank-happy lunatics like Luan are just too dangerous to be around anyone, especially poor, defenseless infants."
Lana: "Yeah... I don't think we can even trust her around Marty at this point. At least not at the moment. She's gone way too far this time."
Luna: "I don't know what Benny even sees in that girl."
[Luna let out another sneeze as some of her allergies were still lingering.]
Luna: "Then again, I doubt the curly-haired dude even knows about her problem."
Leni: "Poor Benny. He'd be, like, so heartbroken if he knew... I wish Luan would just stop all of this and give everyone else a break."
Lynn: "Well, it's too late for her now, Lens. This day has been coming for nearly a decade, and after what she put us through today, it's all finally catching up to her."
Lucy: "Sigh... I'm afraid that Lynn may be right. Kidnapping our nephew and getting our brother hurt severely is the final nail in the coffin for Luan."
Lola: "Not to mention that we didn't get to celebrate Easter this year! And neither did Marty! This was supposed to be our first Easter to celebrate with him, but we got no eggs, no candy, no Easter Bonnets! No NOTHING! All we got were pranks, pranks, PRANKS! NOTHING BUT STUPID, STINKING, SUFFERABLE PRANKS, AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF LUAN! EASTER IS RUINED!"
[And with that, Lola covered her eyes and began sobbing as her twin pulled her close.]
Lana: "Hey, calm down, Lols. I'm sure Flip will have plenty of leftover Easter candy at his store tomorrow."
[Lola let out a sniffle as she answered the young mechanic.]
Lola: "It won't be the same, Lana! Luan... has spoiled... Easter!"
[And with that, Lola continued to sob on Lana's chest.]
Lisa: "Fret not, elder sibling, for there is always next year. And I know for a fact that April Fools Day will not foul up Easter the following year."
Lily: "Luan in big poo-poo now."
[Luan sighed and continued walking up the stairs until she reached the top. She then looked over to the door at the far end of the hall to her right leading to the room where her brother slept as another wave of guilt washed over her.]
[Luan's thoughts were interrupted when a certain athlete shoved past her.]
Lynn: "Get the hell out of my way, you stinker! I need to hit the shower!"
[Luan watched as her younger sister went into the bathroom and slammed the door shut. The comedienne then sighed before she lumbered into her own room and shut the door.]
[Once she was in her room, Luan sat down at the mirror and looked at herself as she removed her scrunchie, allowing her brown hair to flow down. She stared at her reflection in the mirror with a solemn expression on her face as she thought about everything that happened in the past hours.]
Luan: "Aw jeez... Have I really taken things... a bit too far this time? No... Not a bit... I think I took things WAY too far."
[Luan closed her eyes and lowered her head.]
Luan: "Damn it! Why did I have to do all of that? What is wrong with me?!"
[After about a minute of looking at herself in the mirror, Luan stood back up and lumbered over to her bed. She then laid down and hid herself under the covers, not daring to show her face to anyone else right now. Her parents would be coming up soon to confiscate her props, which would also mean that Mr. Coconuts would be taken as well, and there would be nothing she could do to talk them out of it. Not that she had the strength to do so anyway, as she was incredibly guilt-ridden over what almost happened to Marty... as well as what happened to Lincoln. And because of her actions, Luan feared that she may never see Marty again.]
[However, as April Fools Day and Easter came to a sad and bitter end for Luan and the rest of her family, little did they all know that something far more sinister was about to be unraveled miles away from home, and it would affect not only the Loud family, but Bobby and Lori's family as well.]
That night at the Detroit Harbor Terminal Building...
[It was 10:30 at night in the Detroit Harbor Terminal Building and a large group of women and a few men in suits were gathered in a makeshift presentation room on the 9th floor for their big meeting, making up a total of around 75 people. Gloria and her old crew had set up the meeting complete with a podium stand, a bunch of chairs, and a projector screen courtesy of Rosato.]
[In the audience, Whitney and Thicc QT were sitting next to each other in the front row seats while Katherine sat in the row behind them.]
Thicc QT: "Like, I really hope you know what you're doing, Whitney."
[Whitney smiled at the brunette beside her.]
Whitney: "Don't worry about it, QT. Gloria has made good on her promises at the initiation, especially after all those tasks we did for her."
[Thicc QT groaned and shook her head when she heard what Whitney said.]
Thicc QT: "Please don't remind me, Whitney. That last one was too much for me to handle."
[Whitney rolled her eyes before she continued to speak to Thicc QT.]
Whitney: "I know how hard it must be, Cousin... But trust me when I say it'll all be worth it. Besides, what you've got to remember is that Gloria and I both have one thing in common..."
[Whitney wrapped her arm around Thicc QT before speaking again.]
Whitney: "We both want what we want... and what we want most... is for Lori Loud to pay for her actions."
[Whitney thought back to everything she and Belle did to get to this moment.]
And so, with the League of April Fools Forces having finally been thwarted, the Louds and Santiagos can finally breathe a sigh of relief for now.
And because Easter was canceled in favor of her prank-ridden holiday and after Marty almost suffered a near-fatal accident, Luan is now confined to her room for a month. Perhaps this will give her plenty of time to reflect on her previous April Fools Days after all the years of pranks she put her family through.
But the Louds and Santiagos shouldn't relax for too long as Gloria is planning something BIG in the wings, and it involves Rita, Lori, and possibly the rest of the Loud Family as well.
What exactly could Gloria be planning with her new group? What sort of promise has she made to Whitney? Is Whitney really going to be crossing lines to finally get back at Lori, if she hasn't done so already? And has Luan finally seen the error of her pranking ways? We can only hope that she'll have plenty of time to think after what happened... But until next time, cheers.
Maikoh Locklear: Thanks.
Guest99: We'll have to wait and see.
Geo Soul: Maybe, maybe not.
Gamelover41592: Thanks.
wollyworld: Looks like it.
Pedro Alonso Buby Huayanay Zam: We'll just see what happens.
Alphared45667: Maybe.
Guest: Not exactly. They have a different date in mind.
DarthWill3: Well, compared to Alex, I don't think Luan ever had any intention on hurting Marty.
MattTEHMan1991: Oh, they're gonna ground her alright. They'll ground the shit out of her.
Guest 2: It looks like it.
ker Varela: I think that somebody's gonna do more than punch Luan. It probably won't be Lori though, but that doesn't mean she'll have nothing to say about Luan after what the latter put everyone through.
