"Well gang we have these new human looking girls in our city." Top Cat happily said to his cat gang while they were in their alley; he rubbed his paws together in glee. "And you know what that means right?"
"It means we have more gal pals to hang around with?" Choo-Choo asked while admiring her beefy arms.
"Close; it means we got schemes and scams to unload to these unexpected females!" Top Cat reassured for he called out to a bunch of the Touhou beings walking by. "Hey chicks; we got the thing for you! Vintage things as newly printed as September 27, 1961!"
"Ooh I like the sound of that-" Komeiji Satori squealed with a fart only to be pulled back by her fellow Touhou partner.
"What if this cat is trying to trip us up?" Kaenbyou Rin hissed upon moving her tail in a variety of ways.