'Who is Most Likely To…'
Callie, Arizona & Mark play 'Who is Most Likely To…'. Callie & Arizona never divorced, Mark & Lexie are very much alive and Sofia is 14. Each chapter will have 10 questions and other characters will guest star.
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Mark: Okay, so it's a game of 'Who is Most Likely To'. I read the questions; you say who is most likely out of the two of you. I'll give an example, who is most likely to have a dedicate website ran by fans? Me!
Callie: Sure Mark.
Mark: All right all right, here we go. 'Who is most likely to keep a check on their children's social media accounts?'
Callie: 100% Arizona, next.
Arizona: I make no apologies.
Mark: Didn't you break into her diary once?
Arizona: I said I make no apologies.
Mark: You know, at 14, it's more about what she's got on her phone right?
Callie: Mark don't prod the bear.
Mark: What? I'm just saying.
Arizona: Her phone contract is in my name; I'll get access to it.
Mark: Not how it works Blond-
Callie: MARK. Next question.
Mark: Okay, 'Who is most likely to get hungry in the middle of the night?'
Arizona: Calliope.
Callie: Pfft, not likely.
Arizona: Well, neither of us really, I don't think either of us do?
Callie: Yeah, not a great question Mark, next.
Mark: You guys too tired from your extracurricular activities?
Arizona: Mark.
Mark: Ha, easy. 'Who is most likely to remain asleep while the alarm is blaring?'
Arizona: Calliope, next.
Callie: Hang on, it's not just me. Sofia does too!
Arizona: Sofia isn't here, and anyway, she inherited that from you.
Callie: I'm a deep sleeper, I can't help it.
Arizona: That's because I've worn you out.
Callie: You're not wrong.
Arizona: Last night was particularly fun-
Mark: Do you want me to go?
Arizona: Oh GOD yes.
Callie: Okay I'm gettingflashbacks from last night…
Arizona: Sexy flashbacks.
Mark: Nice! 'Who is most likely to replace salt with sugar while cooking?'
Arizona: Don't you dare…
Callie: I didn't say anything, I didn't even move my head.
Arizona: You didn't have to.
Callie: Well it's not exactly who is most likely when one of us has actually done it.
Arizona: They were mislabelled.
Callie: You didn't read the label.
Arizona: There was no label.
Callie: The label said 'sugar'.
Arizona: Mark are you gonna ask the next question or what?
Mark: Love a domestic. 'Who is most likely to snore while sleeping?'
Arizona: My beautiful wife.
Callie: It is not that bad, you exaggerate.
Mark: Yeah I don't remember her being that loud when we used to-
Arizona: You really want to finish that sentence Sloan?
Mark: I mean she was loud, but not due to the snor-
Callie: MARK.
Mark: What? We're all co-parents here.
Arizona: Read the next damn question Mark.
Mark: Ha, we're all having fun right? Okay okay. 'Who is most likely to be the most scared while watching a horror movie?'
Arizona: Me.
Callie: Yup.
Arizona: I just don't understand the appeal of them. Who wants to relax to someone being chased by an axe murderer? What's wrong with-
Callie: Disney?
Arizona: Doesn't have to be Disney, but a romantic comedy would be more relaxing, right?
Callie: But then you don't snuggle into me during a romantic comedy. You do when you want protection from the fictional axe murderer.
Arizona: There are real axe murderers out there too Calliope.
Callie: Yeah but I'll keep you safe, I have my bone saw.
Arizona: Calliope… you tease-
Mark: Okay, it's gone from axe murderers to Arizona getting turned on by Torres' surgical power tools. How would you guys have answered if our baby girl was here?
Callie: We'd have toned it down.
Arizona: We're responsible parents.
Mark: Ha, aren't we all. Right, 'Who is most likely to be in the middle of drama?'
Callie: My whole life at Seattle Grace has been subject to drama & gossip, pretty sure I take that one.
Arizona: Can we say both of us? Because separately, we're drama, but together…
Callie: We're like our own little drama ecosystem.
Mark: True. Yes, you can both be the hospital's drama ecosystem. 'Who is most likely to call the restaurant manager to complain during a meal?'
Callie: You mean who DID call the restaurant mana-
Arizona: Our food was cold.
Callie: You could have asked the waiter to get another meal made, not call the Manager out right.
Arizona: I didn't like his attitude.
Callie: What? He was fine! He was fun,he made me lau- oh, Arizona.
Arizona: Mmm?
Callie: You were jealous.
Arizona: What? No, pffft, hardly.
Callie: You wanted him to go away, so you called his manager.
Arizona: I wanted to teach him responsibilities.
Callie: You know it wouldn't have been his fault right? That the food was cold?
Arizona: Well maybe if he hadn't of spent so long flirting with you, he'd have noticed our plates were ready to be served. It's called life Calliope, some people need to be taught a lesson.
Callie: Is that why you 'taught me a lesson' that night? I remember you being very possessive.
Arizona: Maybe.
Mark: Does my baby girl hear you when you two, you know…
Arizona: We've mastered how to be quiet, but you had her that night, so we didn't have to be.
Callie: Which was good, because we weren't-
Mark: OKAAAY, 'Who is most likely to click on a spam ad pop-up on the internet?'
Arizona: I don't like these questions.
Callie: 'Free iPhone for every 10th user."
Arizona: Calliope…
Callie: 'Win $10,000 by answering these five simple questions.'
Arizona: CALLIOPE.
Callie: We nearly had to borrow money for the amount of anti-virus software we had to buy-
Arizona: MARK, next question.
Mark: Blondie not good at spotting the spam? Gotcha. 'Who is most likely to get drunk after one drink?'
Callie: Can we say Little Grey?
Mark: Whilst that would be true, she is not either of you, thank god, so no.
Arizona: Oh, love you too Mark.
Callie: Fine, it's Arizona anyway.
Arizona: Err, since when?
Callie: Remember when April came round and you were gone after one sip?
Arizona: Was that the 69% Clarke's Court White Rum occasion?
Callie: Mmm hmm.
Arizona: I mean yeah, 69%-
Mark: Nice!
Arizona: Shut it Mark.
Callie: Even so, you're a lightweight regardless.
Arizona: I could drink you under the table.
Callie: You could do a lot of things to me under the table.
Arizona: Don't turn this sexual Calliope.
Callie: What? You have the dirty mind Robbins.
Arizona: Calliope Iphegenia Torres…
Mark: Oop, full name! This is gonna get angry or sexy.
Arizona: Not with you here it won't.
Mark: So that means sexy?
Callie: Arizona won't be able to get her mind from what's underneath the table.
Arizona: You are so wrong, I'm fine, not bothered at all.
Callie: Good, so you don't mind if my thigh gently rubs up against yours?
Arizona: ASK THE NEXT DAMN QUESTION MARK.